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New Mission Impossible movie is kind of weird, still enjoyable

The movie is primarily a vehicle for an ode to Tom Cruise an...
Rambunctious tantric generalized bond
  05/26/25
idk how people keep up with these neverending franchises, I ...
charismatic mentally impaired new version library
  05/26/25
i liked the first movie and Fallout. the rest are meh. i sti...
irradiated offensive sandwich
  05/26/25
the first movie was so distinct from the blockbuster shenani...
vibrant autistic dingle berry principal's office
  05/26/25
bcs TC needs the money for retirement, so I hope his movie m...
Yapping nowag preventive strike
  05/26/25
Topic Creator?
Laughsome Crotch
  05/26/25
There were some good chase scenes
fantasy-prone queen of the night
  05/26/25
the future is not something that is given to you; you must r...
ultramarine deranged nursing home
  05/26/25
Like a hard cock
contagious whorehouse feces
  05/26/25
Fwd: fwd: fwd: to boomer Facebook
Rambunctious tantric generalized bond
  05/26/25
I haven't bothered with one since #3, lol that they're now u...
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  05/26/25
Tom 🚢 is 180
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  05/26/25
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Rambunctious tantric generalized bond
  05/26/25
*mission impossible truster tp
greedy frisky juggernaut garrison
  05/26/25
I was watching the last one on TV recently and only realized...
Cobalt outnumbered station
  05/26/25
Personally I like them all (I love men) but IIRC Charlie She...
greedy frisky juggernaut garrison
  05/26/25
He met an untimely death, unlike tp who will live forever
Cobalt outnumbered station
  05/26/25
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
greedy frisky juggernaut garrison
  05/26/25
last major movie role he had too... in 1996.
irradiated offensive sandwich
  05/27/25
But he went on to make one of the greatest movies ever (The ...
greedy frisky juggernaut garrison
  05/28/25
science truster, science truster, science truster... You're ...
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  05/26/25
I would never, friend
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  05/28/25
Did you notice how many women and NIGGAS were in power. It w...
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  05/26/25
I did, yeah. I didn't comment on it because I wanted to have...
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  05/26/25
It was hilarious they couldn’t even make the submarine...
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  05/26/25
The gay-voiced fruity negro submarine captain and the comple...
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  05/26/25
“Two can play dat game” Note that they made ...
awkward useless lodge therapy
  05/26/25
didn't bother me. she was in some of the prior movies. the w...
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  05/27/25
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greedy frisky juggernaut garrison
  05/28/25
Haven't seen any of these since the first one, which I liked...
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  05/28/25
Somehow Tom Cruise circa MI2 and Colin Farrell circa True De...
greedy frisky juggernaut garrison
  05/28/25
took my kids. they enjoyed it. the submarine scene was good ...
Histrionic Macaca Coldplay Fan
  05/28/25
The retconning is atrocious, the fan service insane, the Cru...
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  05/28/25
Hated it. Walked out after an hour. The ultra convoluted ...
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  06/02/25
"Convoluted"? It was convoluted that they needed t...
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  06/02/25
It was just boring. Why do we need 15 flash backs for the au...
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  06/02/25
Was it boring or was it convoluted? FOB, pumo?
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  06/02/25
Somehow both, simultaneously.
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  06/02/25
Are you female
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Negative
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Date: May 26th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Rambunctious tantric generalized bond

The movie is primarily a vehicle for an ode to Tom Cruise and his movie career, secondarily a "positive life message" vehicle, and tertiary an okay/still entertaining action movie

The movie is almost 3 hours long and there are a bunch of segments that are just straight up montages/reminiscing of sequences in the previous mission impossible movies. It comes across as Tom Cruise literally jerking himself off, lmao. I mean yeah dude I liked your movies but this is pretty over the top

The movie also has a bunch of "philosophical" positive messaging that's very bluntly inserted into the dialogue, especially at the end of the movie. Total normiebabble nonsense like "your life is the sum of your choices," "the future is never written, you must will the future into being," etc. The messaging itself isn't bad or wrong, it's just extremely cheesy and forced and it's clear that Tom Cruise used this movie as a send-off vehicle for his personal philosophy. Maybe this stuff comes from Scientology? I don't know anything about Scientology. Anyway, it's his movie, so he has the right to do this, but I gotta say this movie is not going to hold up on re-watch due to all this goofy artificially forced in Tom Cruise-servicing stuff

As an action movie, it's okay. I enjoyed it. But it's actually one of the weaker mission impossible movies from an actual "entertaining action movie" standpoint. I'd say it's still worth a watch though. Tom Cruise does look pretty old, cuz he is fucking old at this point. And the plot doesn't actually make any sense if you stop and think about it. But who cares, fuck libs, Tom Cruise has almost singlehandedly saved the action movie archetype from them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48962314)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: charismatic mentally impaired new version library

idk how people keep up with these neverending franchises, I think I saw MI 2 25 years ago and that was the last one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48962318)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: irradiated offensive sandwich

i liked the first movie and Fallout. the rest are meh. i still hope it does well for the sake of xo Tom Cruise



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48962341)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: vibrant autistic dingle berry principal's office

the first movie was so distinct from the blockbuster shenanigans that followed, way more cerebral and understated, obviously that was De Palma's hand but it would have been cool if they stuck with more auteur-ish directors imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48962356)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: Yapping nowag preventive strike

bcs TC needs the money for retirement, so I hope his movie makes a billion this weekend so Tom will be ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48963262)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: Laughsome Crotch

Topic Creator?

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Date: May 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: fantasy-prone queen of the night

There were some good chase scenes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48962345)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: ultramarine deranged nursing home

the future is not something that is given to you; you must reach out with both hands and seize it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48962351)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 12:19 PM
Author: contagious whorehouse feces

Like a hard cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48962367)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Rambunctious tantric generalized bond

Fwd: fwd: fwd: to boomer Facebook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48962419)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 12:31 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone aqua doctorate

I haven't bothered with one since #3, lol that they're now up to #8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48962425)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: greedy frisky juggernaut garrison

Tom 🚢 is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48962480)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Rambunctious tantric generalized bond



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Date: May 26th, 2025 4:05 PM
Author: greedy frisky juggernaut garrison

*mission impossible truster tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48962951)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Cobalt outnumbered station

I was watching the last one on TV recently and only realized later into it that I had already seen it at some point. Totally forgettable.

MI:1 is still the best one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48962875)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: greedy frisky juggernaut garrison

Personally I like them all (I love men) but IIRC Charlie Sheen’s (undeniably gorgeous) brother was in the first one so I can’t argue with you 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48962956)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Cobalt outnumbered station

He met an untimely death, unlike tp who will live forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48962986)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: greedy frisky juggernaut garrison

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48962997)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:12 AM
Author: irradiated offensive sandwich

last major movie role he had too... in 1996.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48964625)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:40 AM
Author: greedy frisky juggernaut garrison

But he went on to make one of the greatest movies ever (The Way) so it all turned out okay 🐬🐬🐬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48966762)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: sickened bawdyhouse

science truster, science truster, science truster... You're being glib

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48963194)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Rambunctious tantric generalized bond

I would never, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48963212)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:42 AM
Author: greedy frisky juggernaut garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48966764)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: awkward useless lodge therapy

Did you notice how many women and NIGGAS were in power. It was almost as bad as admiral purple hair in Star Wars

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48963200)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Rambunctious tantric generalized bond

I did, yeah. I didn't comment on it because I wanted to have a thread on the front page that wasn't complaining about women or minorities. But yeah it was pretty bad and impossible not to notice. I guess even Tom Cruise isn't immune to boomer girl power shitlibbery

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48963211)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: awkward useless lodge therapy

It was hilarious they couldn’t even make the submarine captain a white guy. Also note the Asian female secret service agent and Nick Offerman taking a bullet for big Mike POTUS while croaking out “madam president” as he died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48963232)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 6:21 PM
Author: Rambunctious tantric generalized bond

The gay-voiced fruity negro submarine captain and the completely random, inappropriate butch lesbian in the submarine were pretty egregious. At least the niggerfemale "president" didn't act like a nigger. I did find it funny that the niggerfemale president was apparently a single mom with a son and no husband/father to him. Odd case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48963242)



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Date: May 26th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: awkward useless lodge therapy

“Two can play dat game”

Note that they made Tom Cruise an O-5 rank when he was undercover on the carrier. As an old fart he’d have at least been an O-6 like in Top Gun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48963250)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Histrionic Macaca Coldplay Fan

didn't bother me. she was in some of the prior movies. the weird quasi azn chick who spoke french did make me visually queasy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48967322)



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Date: May 27th, 2025 11:07 AM
Author: Rambunctious tantric generalized bond



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Date: May 28th, 2025 1:36 AM
Author: greedy frisky juggernaut garrison



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Date: May 28th, 2025 2:36 AM
Author: sepia alcoholic church fat ankles

Haven't seen any of these since the first one, which I liked. (I recall that he had long hair in the second one, which grossed me out on men at the time, so I never saw it. Am I thinking of this right?)

Really liked the new Top Gun though. Although it would've been 180 awkward to have kelly mcgillis pop in at the end to reprise her role.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48966777)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: greedy frisky juggernaut garrison

Somehow Tom Cruise circa MI2 and Colin Farrell circa True Detective season 2 pull off that hairstyle in a way that virtually nobody else can, it’s crazy (I love men btw)

Also agree about Top Gun 2 - it’s incredible that Tom Cruise is basically batting 1.000 for his career as a leading man: genuinely amazing discernment and unironic passion for timeless entertainment.

(All the other great movie stars had their fair share of mediocre movies over the years, even if guys like Mel Gibson or Charlton Heston or Jimmy Stewart et al. are always worth seeing just for their gorgeous Aslanian auras alone)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48967101)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Histrionic Macaca Coldplay Fan

took my kids. they enjoyed it. the submarine scene was good if completely outlandish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48967312)



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Date: May 28th, 2025 10:47 AM
Author: Hairraiser maroon ticket booth

The retconning is atrocious, the fan service insane, the Cruise worship absurd, and yet still the best thing I saw in the theater in 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48967326)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Fragrant Impertinent Nibblets Center

Hated it. Walked out after an hour.

The ultra convoluted plots in these movies are so tiresome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48981966)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser maroon ticket booth

"Convoluted"? It was convoluted that they needed to go the submarine, download some code, and leave? That was confusing for you, pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48981990)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Fragrant Impertinent Nibblets Center

It was just boring. Why do we need 15 flash backs for the audience to recall plot points from the last 10 movies. Why does this boring ass plot need to be three hours long? Why is nuclear Armageddon literally the same boring threat in every one of these movies?

I think I liked the one with Henry Cavil in it but that’s about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48982009)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: Hairraiser maroon ticket booth

Was it boring or was it convoluted? FOB, pumo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48982012)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Fragrant Impertinent Nibblets Center

Somehow both, simultaneously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48982022)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 9:10 PM
Author: Rambunctious tantric generalized bond

Are you female

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48982013)



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Date: June 2nd, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Fragrant Impertinent Nibblets Center

Negative

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5730030&forum_id=2#48982034)