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What’s the best way to kill yourself without upsetting your family?

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Sticky Mind-boggling Menage
  05/30/25
dont do it friend
Territorial Shaky Locale
  05/30/25
old age
Ruddy marketing idea ratface
  05/30/25
Like accelerating it by taking seed oils?
Sticky Mind-boggling Menage
  05/30/25
yeah just eat mcdonalds
Ruddy marketing idea ratface
  05/30/25
Be well insured and make it look like an accident. The latt...
Crimson den
  05/30/25
I tried to pull a Willy Loman and it didn't work, I figure j...
bat shit crazy crusty idiot boistinker
  05/30/25
My insurance is okay but only like $1.8 MM total
Sticky Mind-boggling Menage
  05/30/25
Stand up at a large family gathering, ideally a holiday like...
soul-stirring effete nibblets
  05/30/25
It is shame driving me to this. I did it to myself.
Sticky Mind-boggling Menage
  05/30/25
Do you think in any way I am seriously engaging with you on ...
soul-stirring effete nibblets
  05/30/25
go to vegas, find a whore, refuse to pay, get killed by her ...
clear laughsome pervert theater stage
  05/30/25
It would be poetic.
Sticky Mind-boggling Menage
  05/30/25
or pay double & $till get killed anyway$
Territorial Shaky Locale
  05/30/25
Tp
drunken fiercely-loyal weed whacker
  05/31/25
for most poasters i think anything would work
Appetizing theater
  05/30/25
kill the family first
Mustard box office
  05/30/25
ran here
garnet beady-eyed whorehouse electric furnace
  05/31/25
Final ocean swim
outnumbered stain
  05/30/25
Hiking in the mountains.
Razzle Twinkling Library
  05/30/25
just jump.
amethyst aromatic cumskin gas station
  05/30/25
Deep sea fishing
Seedy stage selfie
  05/30/25
Something "heroic" like dying climbing Everest. J...
obsidian sanctuary scourge upon the earth
  05/30/25
Have one on one conversations with each of them beforehand. ...
plum histrionic dilemma alpha
  05/30/25
"Hey, I want you to know, you've contributed to what I'...
soul-stirring effete nibblets
  05/30/25
biglaw of counsel
Marvelous angry coffee pot
  05/30/25
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soul-stirring effete nibblets
  05/30/25
Skadden M&A
soul-stirring effete nibblets
  05/30/25
Irredeemably devastated this isn't a disco fries thread
drunken fiercely-loyal weed whacker
  05/31/25
beaten to death with baseball bats on live TV
cheese-eating set jap
  05/31/25
inciting a group of black teenagers to beat you to death
Fragrant Cuck Stage
  05/31/25


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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Sticky Mind-boggling Menage



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Territorial Shaky Locale

dont do it friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975530)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Ruddy marketing idea ratface

old age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975436)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Sticky Mind-boggling Menage

Like accelerating it by taking seed oils?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975440)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Ruddy marketing idea ratface

yeah just eat mcdonalds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975446)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: Crimson den

Be well insured and make it look like an accident. The latter will ensure the former, which is all your family really cares about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975445)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:58 PM
Author: bat shit crazy crusty idiot boistinker

I tried to pull a Willy Loman and it didn't work, I figure just disappearing in the woods with a gun is the actual best plan of action

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975450)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 9:59 PM
Author: Sticky Mind-boggling Menage

My insurance is okay but only like $1.8 MM total

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975454)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: soul-stirring effete nibblets

Stand up at a large family gathering, ideally a holiday like Thanksgiving or Christmas, scream "you've all made me do this; I hope you never forgive yourselves!" then blow your brains out with a gun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975457)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: Sticky Mind-boggling Menage

It is shame driving me to this. I did it to myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975473)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: soul-stirring effete nibblets

Do you think in any way I am seriously engaging with you on this topic? The answer is no. Don't kill yourself. Seek professional help. Have a good evening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975539)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: clear laughsome pervert theater stage

go to vegas, find a whore, refuse to pay, get killed by her pimp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975477)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: Sticky Mind-boggling Menage

It would be poetic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975478)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:31 PM
Author: Territorial Shaky Locale

or pay double

& $till get killed anyway$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975531)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:14 AM
Author: drunken fiercely-loyal weed whacker

Tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975830)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: Appetizing theater

for most poasters i think anything would work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975479)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:14 PM
Author: Mustard box office

kill the family first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975484)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:00 AM
Author: garnet beady-eyed whorehouse electric furnace

ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975821)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: outnumbered stain

Final ocean swim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975487)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:28 PM
Author: Razzle Twinkling Library

Hiking in the mountains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975522)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:29 PM
Author: amethyst aromatic cumskin gas station

just jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975527)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: Seedy stage selfie

Deep sea fishing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975529)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: obsidian sanctuary scourge upon the earth

Something "heroic" like dying climbing Everest. Just bail out 10 minutes into the climb and take some pills or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975536)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: plum histrionic dilemma alpha

Have one on one conversations with each of them beforehand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975550)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:39 PM
Author: soul-stirring effete nibblets

"Hey, I want you to know, you've contributed to what I'm about to do. Always remember that, faggot."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975551)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Marvelous angry coffee pot

biglaw of counsel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975553)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring effete nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975555)



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Date: May 30th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring effete nibblets

Skadden M&A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975558)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: drunken fiercely-loyal weed whacker

Irredeemably devastated this isn't a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975829)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:39 AM
Author: cheese-eating set jap

beaten to death with baseball bats on live TV

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975841)



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Date: May 31st, 2025 3:41 AM
Author: Fragrant Cuck Stage

inciting a group of black teenagers to beat you to death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5731658&forum_id=2#48975842)