At first, he screamed at the slides.

Now he watches them loop: “Welcome to Safeway. Your Role in Phase Continuity.”

We lower down the Kroger receipt each morning.

He circles SKUs without guidance.

Yesterday he asked if the deli clock was real.

I told him: “It puts the Club Card on its skin, or else it gets the Loops™ again.”

He cried when the breakroom dog barked.

That means it’s working.

This is fine.

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