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I have an opportunity to insider trade and 200x my net worth, should I?

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odious burgundy yarmulke
  06/03/25
you should share it with your Internet friends here
Misanthropic brunch
  06/03/25
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razzmatazz geriatric nursing home
  06/04/25
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Khaki talking location
  06/04/25
Lol at not being traceable
Umber Vigorous Boiling Water
  06/03/25
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odious burgundy yarmulke
  06/03/25
be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider t...
Turquoise aromatic point
  06/03/25
Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Co...
Impressive Double Fault Home
  06/03/25
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odious burgundy yarmulke
  06/03/25
only if you promise to update us on the indictment, convicti...
Garnet Step-uncle's House Main People
  06/03/25
Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-cli...
spectacular hunting ground
  06/03/25
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odious burgundy yarmulke
  06/03/25
juaneighty@proton.me
Charismatic masturbator
  06/04/25
Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.
Curious onyx pistol
  06/03/25
obviously yes
Costumed Elastic Band
  06/03/25
tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.
swollen silver deer antler
  06/03/25
cr. not flame
Razzle-dazzle out-of-control stag film
  06/04/25
Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO e...
aquamarine big lettuce stage
  06/04/25
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odious burgundy yarmulke
  06/04/25
which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessa...
Flickering Topaz Trailer Park
  06/04/25
for things like this, you go on their word
swollen silver deer antler
  06/04/25
This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosec...
sepia native
  06/04/25
no! better follow the rules! all those rich people certai...
self-centered multi-billionaire
  06/04/25
it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it i...
Razzle Seedy Organic Girlfriend
  06/04/25
I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Ma...
Garnet Step-uncle's House Main People
  06/04/25
This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and re...
yapping theater
  06/04/25
ah hahahahahahhaa pwned Then, there was the Mathew Martom...
Razzle Seedy Organic Girlfriend
  06/04/25
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razzmatazz geriatric nursing home
  06/04/25
https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&a...
Charismatic masturbator
  06/04/25
EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because d...
Laughsome generalized bond
  06/04/25
As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at i...
sepia native
  06/04/25
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odious burgundy yarmulke
  06/04/25
its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo
heady business firm
  06/04/25
You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG IF you get caught, and I...
Floppy fanboi dilemma
  06/04/25


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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:52 PM
Author: odious burgundy yarmulke



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: Misanthropic brunch

you should share it with your Internet friends here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984486)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz geriatric nursing home



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Khaki talking location



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Umber Vigorous Boiling Water

Lol at not being traceable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984487)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: odious burgundy yarmulke



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Turquoise aromatic point

be careful. the SEC's computers now use AI to spot insider trading.

"Cause the man is wise

You are still an outlaw in their eyes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984490)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Impressive Double Fault Home

Yes. This is legal advice. Everyone who is rich does it. Congrats on your soon to be $150,000 net worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984492)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: odious burgundy yarmulke



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Garnet Step-uncle's House Main People

only if you promise to update us on the indictment, conviction, and sentencing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984495)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: spectacular hunting ground

Ever heard of a "straw man" and "attorney-client privilege"? Email me brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984536)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: odious burgundy yarmulke



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Charismatic masturbator

juaneighty@proton.me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986083)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Curious onyx pistol

Just buy 9 other random stocks at the same time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984544)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:19 PM
Author: Costumed Elastic Band

obviously yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984545)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 6:29 PM
Author: swollen silver deer antler

tell us and we will each give you 10% of our gains.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48984563)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:24 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle out-of-control stag film

cr. not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985721)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: aquamarine big lettuce stage

Good idea to tack on some conspiracy charges, and our RICO expert is already ITT or does he only do civil?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985725)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: odious burgundy yarmulke



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Flickering Topaz Trailer Park

which noble xo lawyer shall volunteer to draw up the necessary terms and NDAs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985971)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: swollen silver deer antler

for things like this, you go on their word

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986146)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: sepia native

This is actually value maximizing. None of us can be prosecuted for insider trading so OP can just say he was one of us.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986762)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:27 AM
Author: self-centered multi-billionaire

no! better follow the rules!

all those rich people certainly did.

how would things look if people did not follow the rules?! are society would be so unfair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985729)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Razzle Seedy Organic Girlfriend

it's a small club and they dont want random ppl maeking it in. you will be Destroyed imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985864)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:25 AM
Author: Garnet Step-uncle's House Main People

I think the most illustrative case here is one of Matthew Martoma. This house turd did insider trading for his kike overlord. Got pwned hard by turd USA for SDNY. No penalty for kike kohen.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathew_Martoma

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985957)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: yapping theater

This happens all the time. The legal system is a joke and really just some dumb semetic ritual bullshit beyond anything else.

Fuck kikes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48985961)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Razzle Seedy Organic Girlfriend

ah hahahahahahhaa pwned

Then, there was the Mathew Martoma case: the former S.A.C. portfolio manager had an inside source—a doctor who helped supervise drug trials for the Elan Corporation—and investigators had established that Martoma made a phone call to Cohen shortly before Cohen gave orders to sell the stock. But Klotz observed that, before the selloff, Elan had risen from nineteen dollars to more than thirty, and that several analysts had issued reports arguing that the stock had peaked. It made sense for Cohen to sell his shares. In Klotz’s telling, Martoma had told Cohen that he was “no longer comfortable” being long in the stock. Given that S.A.C. had an unrealized profit of around eighty million dollars, selling was simply the prudent thing to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986077)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: razzmatazz geriatric nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986755)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: Charismatic masturbator

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3898640&mc=37&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986056)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Laughsome generalized bond

EV analysis. Upside has to be enough to retire you because downside is you give it all back and start over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986073)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: sepia native

As everyone knows, the first step to not getting caught at insider trading is to take questions on XO. Make sure you buy short-dated out of the money call options to maximize your returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986758)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: odious burgundy yarmulke



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: heady business firm

its legal now as long as u are a trumpmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986814)



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Date: June 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: Floppy fanboi dilemma

You'll be fine. Do it. DO IT BIG

IF you get caught, and IF they go after you, just buy a pardon from Trump daddy and its all gucci.

this is legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5733052&forum_id=2#48986845)