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Adventurous Self-absorbed Principal's Office Half-breed
  02/01/07
A+
buck-toothed curious stead ladyboy
  02/01/07
fucking hilarious. nice job.
Bearded Alcoholic Generalized Bond Pit
  02/01/07
I would love a peek behind the curtain to see the creative p...
Stirring jewess
  02/01/07
Mostly a room full of semen and tears.
exciting foreskin
  02/13/07
well done
Disrespectful kitchen personal credit line
  05/17/07
I laffed.
Grizzly Learning Disabled Church Faggotry
  02/01/07
lol
unholy appetizing roast beef idiot
  02/01/07
lol
Maniacal nibblets property
  02/01/07
superb
180 iridescent plaza twinkling uncleanness
  02/01/07
177
fear-inspiring underhanded immigrant point
  02/01/07
Instant classic.
vivacious step-uncle's house
  02/01/07
lol @ semen and tears
crystalline useless indian lodge regret
  02/01/07
would read again.
Charcoal crackhouse toaster
  02/01/07
lol
floppy navy range mexican
  02/02/07
a not so noble lie, but whatever works.
dark philosopher-king
  02/02/07
an inspired post that captures the sense of ignominy and sha...
exhilarant shrine lettuce
  02/02/07
I did not laugh. I don't get why people are fussing over th...
overrated becky school cafeteria
  02/02/07
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&for...
exhilarant shrine lettuce
  02/02/07
Still funny.
shivering ruby corn cake legend
  02/13/07
deserves a bump
maize supple office
  02/19/07
so funny
Ungodly Round Eye
  02/25/07
I laffed, but I'm drunk.
mustard hospital
  02/27/07
Reminds of a lube recommendations thread where somebody said...
spectacular very tactful sound barrier goyim
  02/27/07
bump because this could be a big media day. this is us, wor...
floppy navy range mexican
  03/07/07
I missed this, awesome
hairraiser salmon trump supporter whorehouse
  03/07/07
pure 180 bump.
Bearded Alcoholic Generalized Bond Pit
  04/17/07
fair
thirsty histrionic sneaky criminal
  04/17/07
wtf
sadistic spot
  04/17/07
Still a hizzla^hizzla.
onyx zippy nursing home mediation
  04/27/07
...
cracking water buffalo
  05/03/07
...
cobalt cerebral ape
  05/17/07
How in the world does this only have 32 responses?
exciting foreskin
  05/17/07
any addition to this thread only taints the perfection of th...
hairraiser salmon trump supporter whorehouse
  05/17/07
titcr
floppy navy range mexican
  06/18/07
I just don't see the appeal.
Cordovan Space
  06/18/07
try being a socially outcasted horny teenage boy for a few m...
Ungodly Round Eye
  06/18/07
Me too!!!!!!!!
razzle disturbing stain
  06/18/07
...
swashbuckling garnet trailer park milk
  06/19/07
Further proof that it doesn't take much to make a bunch of g...
racy carmine lay
  06/19/07
TITCR
comical corner
  11/06/07
...
Aromatic candlestick maker jew
  08/23/07
...
Pale area fortuitous meteor
  11/06/07
i'm assuming that originally the OP had a fantastic post in ...
Vigorous hominid sex offender
  11/06/07
yeah it was something like by the end of the song there wher...
Pale area fortuitous meteor
  11/06/07
is this song by christina aguilera?
Vigorous hominid sex offender
  11/06/07
oh man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSpqWVpUXo it s...
Vigorous hominid sex offender
  11/06/07
bump for the dood that cries when he masturbates
provocative senate
  11/22/07
180
Plum Hell Reading Party
  11/22/07
180
Bat Shit Crazy At-the-ready Dilemma Hunting Ground
  11/22/07
wtf is the matter with you editing assholes? would da vinci...
Ungodly Round Eye
  01/04/08
didn't he paint it over another painting? or did that just ...
aphrodisiac sticky set
  01/04/08
http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-listen-to-i-am-beau...
irradiated kink-friendly jap
  01/04/08
WTF. OP edited. Good thing I remember the entire thing ver...
shivering ruby corn cake legend
  05/02/08
ty
Multi-colored National
  05/02/08
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aggressive white bawdyhouse
  09/22/08


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Date: February 1st, 2007 5:18 PM
Author: Adventurous Self-absorbed Principal's Office Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525700)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: buck-toothed curious stead ladyboy

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525707)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:20 PM
Author: Bearded Alcoholic Generalized Bond Pit

fucking hilarious. nice job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525719)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:22 PM
Author: Stirring jewess

I would love a peek behind the curtain to see the creative process that spawned this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525742)





Date: February 13th, 2007 10:24 PM
Author: exciting foreskin

Mostly a room full of semen and tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7599348)





Date: May 17th, 2007 9:46 PM
Author: Disrespectful kitchen personal credit line

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133298)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: Grizzly Learning Disabled Church Faggotry

I laffed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525706)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: unholy appetizing roast beef idiot

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525724)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: Maniacal nibblets property

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525729)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:25 PM
Author: 180 iridescent plaza twinkling uncleanness

superb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525767)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:26 PM
Author: fear-inspiring underhanded immigrant point

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525772)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: vivacious step-uncle's house

Instant classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525782)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:56 PM
Author: crystalline useless indian lodge regret

lol @ semen and tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525944)





Date: February 1st, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: Charcoal crackhouse toaster

would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525988)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: floppy navy range mexican

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530157)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: dark philosopher-king

a not so noble lie, but whatever works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530223)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: exhilarant shrine lettuce

an inspired post that captures the sense of ignominy and shame that fills every male immediately after those few briefs moments of self-pleasure. kudos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530233)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:38 AM
Author: overrated becky school cafeteria

I did not laugh. I don't get why people are fussing over this. That is all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530244)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: exhilarant shrine lettuce

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530244

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530248)





Date: February 13th, 2007 9:52 PM
Author: shivering ruby corn cake legend

Still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7599159)





Date: February 19th, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: maize supple office

deserves a bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7629785)





Date: February 25th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: Ungodly Round Eye

so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7665813)





Date: February 27th, 2007 1:02 AM
Author: mustard hospital

I laffed, but I'm drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7676234)





Date: February 27th, 2007 10:49 AM
Author: spectacular very tactful sound barrier goyim

Reminds of a lube recommendations thread where somebody said the best lube was tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7677290)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:41 AM
Author: floppy navy range mexican

bump because this could be a big media day. this is us, world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7720535)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: hairraiser salmon trump supporter whorehouse

I missed this, awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7720543)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Bearded Alcoholic Generalized Bond Pit

pure 180 bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946322)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: thirsty histrionic sneaky criminal

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946332)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: sadistic spot

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946339)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: onyx zippy nursing home mediation

Still a hizzla^hizzla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8014332)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 2:58 PM
Author: cracking water buffalo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8054989)





Date: May 17th, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: cobalt cerebral ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133275)





Date: May 17th, 2007 10:15 PM
Author: exciting foreskin

How in the world does this only have 32 responses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133433)





Date: May 17th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: hairraiser salmon trump supporter whorehouse

any addition to this thread only taints the perfection of the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133438)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: floppy navy range mexican

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271514)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:19 PM
Author: Cordovan Space

I just don't see the appeal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271522)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: Ungodly Round Eye

try being a socially outcasted horny teenage boy for a few months. you should figure it out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271542)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:24 PM
Author: razzle disturbing stain

Me too!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271538)





Date: June 19th, 2007 5:43 AM
Author: swashbuckling garnet trailer park milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8273241)





Date: June 19th, 2007 8:25 AM
Author: racy carmine lay

Further proof that it doesn't take much to make a bunch of geeks laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8273281)





Date: November 6th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: comical corner

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859640)





Date: August 23rd, 2007 1:49 PM
Author: Aromatic candlestick maker jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8550629)





Date: November 6th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: Pale area fortuitous meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859627)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:09 AM
Author: Vigorous hominid sex offender

i'm assuming that originally the OP had a fantastic post in addition to the thread title?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859710)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:11 AM
Author: Pale area fortuitous meteor

yeah it was something like by the end of the song there where semen & tears on his chest. awesome stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859714)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:11 AM
Author: Vigorous hominid sex offender

is this song by christina aguilera?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859717)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: Vigorous hominid sex offender

oh man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSpqWVpUXo

it starts out directly on point with the quickly whispered "don't look at me"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859723)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: provocative senate

bump for the dood that cries when he masturbates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926712)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: Plum Hell Reading Party

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926719)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy At-the-ready Dilemma Hunting Ground

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926721)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:36 PM
Author: Ungodly Round Eye

wtf is the matter with you editing assholes?

would da vinci edit the mona lisa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112927)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:37 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sticky set

didn't he paint it over another painting? or did that just happen in some stupid movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112932)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:42 PM
Author: irradiated kink-friendly jap

http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-listen-to-i-am-beautiful-when-i.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112951)





Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:28 AM
Author: shivering ruby corn cake legend

WTF. OP edited. Good thing I remember the entire thing verbatim:

"i listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate...

by christina aguilara. By the end of the song my chest is just a pool of semen and tears."

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ OP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9721307)





Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:49 AM
Author: Multi-colored National

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9721328)





Date: September 22nd, 2008 12:11 AM
Author: aggressive white bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#10185080)