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I listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate

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unhinged pearl site
  02/01/07
A+
Useless Box Office
  02/01/07
fucking hilarious. nice job.
Lavender Balding Sweet Tailpipe
  02/01/07
I would love a peek behind the curtain to see the creative p...
Dull High-end Hell Pervert
  02/01/07
Mostly a room full of semen and tears.
Razzle Pit Milk
  02/13/07
well done
tan keepsake machete gay wizard
  05/17/07
I laffed.
appetizing spot feces
  02/01/07
lol
180 stubborn house
  02/01/07
lol
topaz flickering stock car
  02/01/07
superb
Motley Slippery Meetinghouse Masturbator
  02/01/07
177
geriatric dead base
  02/01/07
Instant classic.
Gay Galvanic Son Of Senegal
  02/01/07
lol @ semen and tears
greedy jewess library
  02/01/07
would read again.
emerald comical stag film
  02/01/07
lol
glittery personal credit line bawdyhouse
  02/02/07
a not so noble lie, but whatever works.
Coiffed address
  02/02/07
an inspired post that captures the sense of ignominy and sha...
Brass vivacious double fault crotch
  02/02/07
I did not laugh. I don't get why people are fussing over th...
Soul-stirring Abode Psychic
  02/02/07
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&for...
Brass vivacious double fault crotch
  02/02/07
Still funny.
vigorous grizzly property organic girlfriend
  02/13/07
deserves a bump
embarrassed to the bone multi-billionaire
  02/19/07
so funny
Insane Senate
  02/25/07
I laffed, but I'm drunk.
Wonderful learning disabled locus famous landscape painting
  02/27/07
Reminds of a lube recommendations thread where somebody said...
Filthy aphrodisiac temple boiling water
  02/27/07
bump because this could be a big media day. this is us, wor...
glittery personal credit line bawdyhouse
  03/07/07
I missed this, awesome
aromatic elite national security agency
  03/07/07
pure 180 bump.
Lavender Balding Sweet Tailpipe
  04/17/07
fair
coral macaca church
  04/17/07
wtf
outnumbered ticket booth mexican
  04/17/07
Still a hizzla^hizzla.
violent sienna skinny woman
  04/27/07
...
electric orange range cuckold
  05/03/07
...
cordovan excitant ceo
  05/17/07
How in the world does this only have 32 responses?
Razzle Pit Milk
  05/17/07
any addition to this thread only taints the perfection of th...
aromatic elite national security agency
  05/17/07
titcr
glittery personal credit line bawdyhouse
  06/18/07
I just don't see the appeal.
black fantasy-prone chad chapel
  06/18/07
try being a socially outcasted horny teenage boy for a few m...
Insane Senate
  06/18/07
Me too!!!!!!!!
Red Bisexual Resort
  06/18/07
...
abusive fragrant home pocket flask
  06/19/07
Further proof that it doesn't take much to make a bunch of g...
Laughsome crackhouse
  06/19/07
TITCR
stimulating turquoise volcanic crater
  11/06/07
...
Doobsian elastic band
  08/23/07
...
Plum Supple Ape
  11/06/07
i'm assuming that originally the OP had a fantastic post in ...
hairless affirmative action
  11/06/07
yeah it was something like by the end of the song there wher...
Plum Supple Ape
  11/06/07
is this song by christina aguilera?
hairless affirmative action
  11/06/07
oh man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSpqWVpUXo it s...
hairless affirmative action
  11/06/07
bump for the dood that cries when he masturbates
chrome therapy mad-dog skullcap
  11/22/07
180
Ruddy boyish reading party stage
  11/22/07
180
shimmering racy center tattoo
  11/22/07
wtf is the matter with you editing assholes? would da vinci...
Insane Senate
  01/04/08
didn't he paint it over another painting? or did that just ...
Naked Glassy Garrison
  01/04/08
http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-listen-to-i-am-beau...
startled talented scourge upon the earth
  01/04/08
WTF. OP edited. Good thing I remember the entire thing ver...
vigorous grizzly property organic girlfriend
  05/02/08
ty
bateful mewling principal's office hominid
  05/02/08
...
Slate faggot firefighter hospital
  09/22/08


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Date: February 1st, 2007 5:18 PM
Author: unhinged pearl site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525700)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: Useless Box Office

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525707)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:20 PM
Author: Lavender Balding Sweet Tailpipe

fucking hilarious. nice job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525719)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:22 PM
Author: Dull High-end Hell Pervert

I would love a peek behind the curtain to see the creative process that spawned this post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525742)





Date: February 13th, 2007 10:24 PM
Author: Razzle Pit Milk

Mostly a room full of semen and tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7599348)





Date: May 17th, 2007 9:46 PM
Author: tan keepsake machete gay wizard

well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133298)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:19 PM
Author: appetizing spot feces

I laffed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525706)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: 180 stubborn house

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525724)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: topaz flickering stock car

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525729)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:25 PM
Author: Motley Slippery Meetinghouse Masturbator

superb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525767)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:26 PM
Author: geriatric dead base

177

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525772)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: Gay Galvanic Son Of Senegal

Instant classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525782)





Date: February 1st, 2007 5:56 PM
Author: greedy jewess library

lol @ semen and tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525944)





Date: February 1st, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: emerald comical stag film

would read again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7525988)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: glittery personal credit line bawdyhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530157)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:36 AM
Author: Coiffed address

a not so noble lie, but whatever works.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530223)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: Brass vivacious double fault crotch

an inspired post that captures the sense of ignominy and shame that fills every male immediately after those few briefs moments of self-pleasure. kudos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530233)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:38 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Abode Psychic

I did not laugh. I don't get why people are fussing over this. That is all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530244)





Date: February 2nd, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: Brass vivacious double fault crotch

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530244

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7530248)





Date: February 13th, 2007 9:52 PM
Author: vigorous grizzly property organic girlfriend

Still funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7599159)





Date: February 19th, 2007 12:17 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone multi-billionaire

deserves a bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7629785)





Date: February 25th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: Insane Senate

so funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7665813)





Date: February 27th, 2007 1:02 AM
Author: Wonderful learning disabled locus famous landscape painting

I laffed, but I'm drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7676234)





Date: February 27th, 2007 10:49 AM
Author: Filthy aphrodisiac temple boiling water

Reminds of a lube recommendations thread where somebody said the best lube was tears.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7677290)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:41 AM
Author: glittery personal credit line bawdyhouse

bump because this could be a big media day. this is us, world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7720535)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:43 AM
Author: aromatic elite national security agency

I missed this, awesome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7720543)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: Lavender Balding Sweet Tailpipe

pure 180 bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946322)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:25 AM
Author: coral macaca church

fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946332)





Date: April 17th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: outnumbered ticket booth mexican

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#7946339)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: violent sienna skinny woman

Still a hizzla^hizzla.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8014332)





Date: May 3rd, 2007 2:58 PM
Author: electric orange range cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8054989)





Date: May 17th, 2007 9:41 PM
Author: cordovan excitant ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133275)





Date: May 17th, 2007 10:15 PM
Author: Razzle Pit Milk

How in the world does this only have 32 responses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133433)





Date: May 17th, 2007 10:17 PM
Author: aromatic elite national security agency

any addition to this thread only taints the perfection of the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8133438)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: glittery personal credit line bawdyhouse

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271514)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:19 PM
Author: black fantasy-prone chad chapel

I just don't see the appeal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271522)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: Insane Senate

try being a socially outcasted horny teenage boy for a few months. you should figure it out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271542)





Date: June 18th, 2007 8:24 PM
Author: Red Bisexual Resort

Me too!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8271538)





Date: June 19th, 2007 5:43 AM
Author: abusive fragrant home pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8273241)





Date: June 19th, 2007 8:25 AM
Author: Laughsome crackhouse

Further proof that it doesn't take much to make a bunch of geeks laugh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8273281)





Date: November 6th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: stimulating turquoise volcanic crater

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859640)





Date: August 23rd, 2007 1:49 PM
Author: Doobsian elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8550629)





Date: November 6th, 2007 9:42 AM
Author: Plum Supple Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859627)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:09 AM
Author: hairless affirmative action

i'm assuming that originally the OP had a fantastic post in addition to the thread title?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859710)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:11 AM
Author: Plum Supple Ape

yeah it was something like by the end of the song there where semen & tears on his chest. awesome stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859714)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:11 AM
Author: hairless affirmative action

is this song by christina aguilera?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859717)





Date: November 6th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: hairless affirmative action

oh man... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVSpqWVpUXo

it starts out directly on point with the quickly whispered "don't look at me"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8859723)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: chrome therapy mad-dog skullcap

bump for the dood that cries when he masturbates

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926712)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: Ruddy boyish reading party stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926719)





Date: November 22nd, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: shimmering racy center tattoo

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#8926721)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:36 PM
Author: Insane Senate

wtf is the matter with you editing assholes?

would da vinci edit the mona lisa?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112927)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:37 PM
Author: Naked Glassy Garrison

didn't he paint it over another painting? or did that just happen in some stupid movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112932)





Date: January 4th, 2008 5:42 PM
Author: startled talented scourge upon the earth

http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/02/i-listen-to-i-am-beautiful-when-i.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9112951)





Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:28 AM
Author: vigorous grizzly property organic girlfriend

WTF. OP edited. Good thing I remember the entire thing verbatim:

"i listen to 'i am beautiful' when i masturbate...

by christina aguilara. By the end of the song my chest is just a pool of semen and tears."

ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ OP!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9721307)





Date: May 2nd, 2008 5:49 AM
Author: bateful mewling principal's office hominid

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#9721328)





Date: September 22nd, 2008 12:11 AM
Author: Slate faggot firefighter hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=573317&forum_id=2#10185080)