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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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sepia church masturbator
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Boyish gaped area
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hairraiser fantasy-prone library french chef
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
Orange Concupiscible Codepig
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
sepia church masturbator
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
Orange Concupiscible Codepig
  06/27/25
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godawful den
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glittery frisky dog poop trailer park
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Flushed hairless famous landscape painting pozpig
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Flushed hairless famous landscape painting pozpig
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
razzmatazz plum regret brethren
  06/27/25
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Lascivious rigpig
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
godawful den
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
jet slap-happy pocket flask
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
godawful den
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
Orange Concupiscible Codepig
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
godawful den
  06/27/25
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cerebral party of the first part faggotry
  06/27/25
It's both
tantric home
  06/27/25
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glittery frisky dog poop trailer park
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
maniacal corner
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Umber Trump Supporter
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Boyish gaped area
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
impressive roast beef crackhouse
  06/27/25
lmfao
jet slap-happy pocket flask
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
iridescent boltzmann corn cake
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
glittery frisky dog poop trailer park
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
iridescent boltzmann corn cake
  06/27/25
lmao
Flushed hairless famous landscape painting pozpig
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
Orange Concupiscible Codepig
  06/27/25
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Vengeful Out-of-control Point
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Flushed hairless famous landscape painting pozpig
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Henna sandwich
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Flushed hairless famous landscape painting pozpig
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
godawful den
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Henna sandwich
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
godawful den
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
glittery frisky dog poop trailer park
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
iridescent boltzmann corn cake
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Flushed hairless famous landscape painting pozpig
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
glittery frisky dog poop trailer park
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Olive lettuce
  06/27/25
TiTscR
flesh institution
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
sepia church masturbator
  06/27/25
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sepia church masturbator
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
maniacal corner
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
metal community account
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Bistre Parlor
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
fuchsia hot box office
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
razzle-dazzle dun public bath
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
metal community account
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
mustard pisswyrm
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Umber Trump Supporter
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Flushed hairless famous landscape painting pozpig
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
razzle-dazzle dun public bath
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
metal community account
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: sepia church masturbator



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Boyish gaped area

i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: hairraiser fantasy-prone library french chef



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Orange Concupiscible Codepig

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: sepia church masturbator

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Orange Concupiscible Codepig

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Turquoise Stock Car Base



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: godawful den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: glittery frisky dog poop trailer park



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Flushed hairless famous landscape painting pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: razzmatazz plum regret brethren

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Lascivious rigpig



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: godawful den

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: jet slap-happy pocket flask

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: godawful den

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Orange Concupiscible Codepig

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: godawful den

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: cerebral party of the first part faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: tantric home

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: glittery frisky dog poop trailer park



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: maniacal corner

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Umber Trump Supporter

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Boyish gaped area

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: impressive roast beef crackhouse

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: jet slap-happy pocket flask

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: iridescent boltzmann corn cake

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: glittery frisky dog poop trailer park

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: iridescent boltzmann corn cake

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Flushed hairless famous landscape painting pozpig

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Orange Concupiscible Codepig

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Vengeful Out-of-control Point



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Flushed hairless famous landscape painting pozpig

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Henna sandwich

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Flushed hairless famous landscape painting pozpig

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: godawful den

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Henna sandwich

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: godawful den

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: glittery frisky dog poop trailer park

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: iridescent boltzmann corn cake

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Flushed hairless famous landscape painting pozpig

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: glittery frisky dog poop trailer park

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Olive lettuce

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: flesh institution

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: sepia church masturbator

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: sepia church masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: maniacal corner

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: metal community account

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Bistre Parlor

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: fuchsia hot box office

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dun public bath

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: metal community account

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: mustard pisswyrm

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Umber Trump Supporter

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Flushed hairless famous landscape painting pozpig

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle dun public bath

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: metal community account

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)