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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Excitant Quadroon Locus
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
fragrant old irish cottage range
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
nofapping translucent sanctuary
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
cyan azn
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
Trip theater stage
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
coiffed costumed school cafeteria
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Pink masturbator
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
contagious cerise associate point
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Exciting Sapphire Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Excitant Quadroon Locus
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Vengeful Hyperventilating Church Filthpig
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
chocolate tripping crackhouse
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
sooty self-absorbed corn cake
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Excitant Quadroon Locus
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
adventurous patrolman
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
dashing orchid sandwich
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
filthy at-the-ready mother gaming laptop
  06/30/25
cr
Excitant Quadroon Locus
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Vengeful Hyperventilating Church Filthpig
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
navy up-to-no-good stain volcanic crater
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
adventurous patrolman
  06/30/25
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Glittery Fanboi Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
sooty self-absorbed corn cake
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
filthy at-the-ready mother gaming laptop
  06/30/25
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gold address
  07/01/25
*bussy
Azure Bateful Blood Rage Alpha
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Pink masturbator
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
razzle-dazzle anal milk mad cow disease
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
Poppy lettuce
  06/30/25
fuck
sooty self-absorbed corn cake
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
razzle-dazzle anal milk mad cow disease
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
fragrant old irish cottage range
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
sooty self-absorbed corn cake
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
navy up-to-no-good stain volcanic crater
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Excitant Quadroon Locus
  06/30/25
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Lilac cerebral digit ratio idea he suggested
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Carnelian autistic death wish mexican
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Aromatic macaca toaster
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
Cobalt Supple Haunted Graveyard
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Excitant Quadroon Locus
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Aromatic macaca toaster
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Glittery Fanboi Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Aromatic macaca toaster
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
lavender faggotry
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Excitant Quadroon Locus
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Talking weed whacker
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
irradiated home
  06/30/25
tcr
Glittery Fanboi Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
just jump
laughsome garnet heaven
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Excitant Quadroon Locus
  06/30/25
...
Chest-beating tank therapy
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
Umber Sick Chad
  06/30/25
wow
Excitant Quadroon Locus
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Copper histrionic stock car
  06/30/25
JFC man
Excitant Quadroon Locus
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Exciting Sapphire Meetinghouse
  06/30/25
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laughsome garnet heaven
  06/30/25
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sooty self-absorbed corn cake
  06/30/25
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adventurous patrolman
  06/30/25
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out-of-control balding yarmulke stag film
  06/30/25
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dull flirting business firm
  06/30/25
...
Talking weed whacker
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
irradiated home
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Carnelian autistic death wish mexican
  06/30/25
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180 cream newt
  07/01/25
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gold address
  07/01/25
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Beady-eyed location
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
curious walnut double fault new version
  07/01/25
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electric ape
  07/01/25
...
cyan azn
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
coiffed costumed school cafeteria
  06/30/25
bro
Excitant Quadroon Locus
  06/30/25
...
irradiated home
  06/30/25
lol
Glittery Fanboi Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
...
buff cruise ship headpube
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
Maroon pit messiness
  06/30/25
jfc
Excitant Quadroon Locus
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Vengeful Hyperventilating Church Filthpig
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
out-of-control balding yarmulke stag film
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
dull flirting business firm
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Glittery Fanboi Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
Maroon pit messiness
  07/01/25
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Cobalt Supple Haunted Graveyard
  07/01/25
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dull flirting business firm
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
electric ape
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Carmine unholy sound barrier
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
navy up-to-no-good stain volcanic crater
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Excitant Quadroon Locus
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
sooty self-absorbed corn cake
  06/30/25
...
Excitant Quadroon Locus
  07/01/25
...
Twinkling greedy indian lodge
  07/01/25
lol
Glittery Fanboi Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
...
laughsome garnet heaven
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Violet Slippery Principal's Office
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
Nubile feces goyim
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
Comical Office Marketing Idea
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
floppy love of her life doctorate
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
Vermilion travel guidebook
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Twinkling greedy indian lodge
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Black Son Of Senegal Base
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Excitant Quadroon Locus
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Glittery Fanboi Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/01/25
...
Excitant Quadroon Locus
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
gold address
  07/01/25
😟
Motley french depressive
  07/01/25
...
henna heady sneaky criminal indirect expression
  07/01/25
holy shit
Excitant Quadroon Locus
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Twinkling greedy indian lodge
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
khaki prole rigpig
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
electric ape
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Pink masturbator
  07/01/25
...
Excitant Quadroon Locus
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
electric ape
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
electric ape
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
Umber Sick Chad
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Pink masturbator
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Excitant Quadroon Locus
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
Exhilarant nighttime center scourge upon the earth
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
gold address
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Disrespectful Brunch
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Excitant Quadroon Locus
  07/06/25
...
Umber Sick Chad
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Offensive Hall
  07/06/25
...
dull flirting business firm
  07/06/25
lol
Glittery Fanboi Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/07/25
wow
Excitant Quadroon Locus
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Excitant Quadroon Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: fragrant old irish cottage range

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: nofapping translucent sanctuary

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: cyan azn

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Trip theater stage

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: coiffed costumed school cafeteria

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Pink masturbator

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: contagious cerise associate point

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Exciting Sapphire Meetinghouse

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Excitant Quadroon Locus

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Vengeful Hyperventilating Church Filthpig

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: chocolate tripping crackhouse

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: sooty self-absorbed corn cake

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Excitant Quadroon Locus

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: adventurous patrolman

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: dashing orchid sandwich

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: filthy at-the-ready mother gaming laptop

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Excitant Quadroon Locus

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Vengeful Hyperventilating Church Filthpig

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: navy up-to-no-good stain volcanic crater

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: adventurous patrolman

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Glittery Fanboi Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: sooty self-absorbed corn cake

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: filthy at-the-ready mother gaming laptop

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: gold address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Azure Bateful Blood Rage Alpha

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Pink masturbator

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle anal milk mad cow disease

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Poppy lettuce

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: sooty self-absorbed corn cake

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle anal milk mad cow disease

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: fragrant old irish cottage range

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: sooty self-absorbed corn cake

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: navy up-to-no-good stain volcanic crater

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Excitant Quadroon Locus

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Lilac cerebral digit ratio idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Carnelian autistic death wish mexican

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Aromatic macaca toaster

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Cobalt Supple Haunted Graveyard

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Excitant Quadroon Locus

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Aromatic macaca toaster

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Glittery Fanboi Twinkling Uncleanness

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Aromatic macaca toaster

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: lavender faggotry

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Excitant Quadroon Locus

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Talking weed whacker

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: irradiated home

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Glittery Fanboi Twinkling Uncleanness

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: laughsome garnet heaven

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Excitant Quadroon Locus

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: Chest-beating tank therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Umber Sick Chad

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Excitant Quadroon Locus

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Copper histrionic stock car

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Excitant Quadroon Locus

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Exciting Sapphire Meetinghouse

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: laughsome garnet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: sooty self-absorbed corn cake



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: adventurous patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: out-of-control balding yarmulke stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: dull flirting business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Talking weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: irradiated home

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Carnelian autistic death wish mexican

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: 180 cream newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: gold address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: Beady-eyed location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: curious walnut double fault new version

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: electric ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: cyan azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: coiffed costumed school cafeteria

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Excitant Quadroon Locus

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: irradiated home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Glittery Fanboi Twinkling Uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: buff cruise ship headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Maroon pit messiness

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Excitant Quadroon Locus

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Vengeful Hyperventilating Church Filthpig

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: out-of-control balding yarmulke stag film

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: dull flirting business firm

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Glittery Fanboi Twinkling Uncleanness

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: Maroon pit messiness

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: Cobalt Supple Haunted Graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: dull flirting business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: electric ape

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Carmine unholy sound barrier

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: navy up-to-no-good stain volcanic crater

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Excitant Quadroon Locus

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: sooty self-absorbed corn cake

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Excitant Quadroon Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Twinkling greedy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Glittery Fanboi Twinkling Uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: laughsome garnet heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Violet Slippery Principal's Office

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: Nubile feces goyim

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Comical Office Marketing Idea

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: floppy love of her life doctorate

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: Vermilion travel guidebook

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Twinkling greedy indian lodge

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Black Son Of Senegal Base

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Excitant Quadroon Locus

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Glittery Fanboi Twinkling Uncleanness

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Excitant Quadroon Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: gold address

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Motley french depressive

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: henna heady sneaky criminal indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Excitant Quadroon Locus

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Twinkling greedy indian lodge

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: khaki prole rigpig

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: electric ape

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Pink masturbator

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Excitant Quadroon Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: electric ape

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: electric ape

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: Umber Sick Chad

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Pink masturbator

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Excitant Quadroon Locus

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Exhilarant nighttime center scourge upon the earth

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: gold address

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Disrespectful Brunch

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Excitant Quadroon Locus

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Umber Sick Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Offensive Hall

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: dull flirting business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Glittery Fanboi Twinkling Uncleanness

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Excitant Quadroon Locus

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2#49078889)