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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things g...
sable chapel karate
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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
Hairless hospital
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
Excitant brunch
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OP is JM
Emerald locale
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw complete...
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send reinforcements
demanding bawdyhouse
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese ba...
sable chapel karate
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Only if he also sends a notarized document through the posta...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: sable chapel karate

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093310)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: swashbuckling puppy

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Jet dashing gaping



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Crackhouse Patrolman



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Hairless hospital



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Irradiated ruddy meetinghouse kitty cat



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Tan motley orchestra pit



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: flushed ceo



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: geriatric light doctorate public bath



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Mischievous Gay Stead



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser garnet property



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: harsh glassy toaster sweet tailpipe



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Hairless hospital

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Excitant brunch

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Emerald locale

OP is JM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093353)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: Low-t indian lodge candlestick maker

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093358)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: sable chapel karate

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093377)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Navy offensive tattoo



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Slate hateful stage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093424)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: Low-t indian lodge candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093532)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: bossy brilliant set cuckold



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Vibrant Scarlet Partner Church



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Mischievous Gay Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093894)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: harsh glassy toaster sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094397)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Crackhouse Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093378)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: demanding bawdyhouse

send reinforcements

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093428)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: mentally impaired codepig

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: sable chapel karate

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Tan motley orchestra pit

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Sooty Titillating Gunner Legend

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: geriatric light doctorate public bath

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: Cocky Arousing Stage Scourge Upon The Earth



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: domesticated walnut house



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: awkward rigor

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: sable chapel karate

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Crackhouse Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094066)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: harsh glassy toaster sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49094399)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Navy offensive tattoo



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: self-centered slippery generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2#49093892)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Low-t indian lodge candlestick maker



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