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Fun Bible Fact: Bilaam Fucked His Donkey
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Date: July 13th, 2025 5:43 PM Author: Bisexual Chapel Multi-billionaire מָר בְּרֵיהּ דְּרָבִינָא אָמַר: שֶׁבָּא עַל אֲתוֹנוֹ. ... וּמַאן דְּאָמַר בָּא עַל אֲתוֹנוֹ הָיָה – כְּתִיב הָכָא: ״כָּרַע שָׁכַב״, וּכְתִיב הָתָם: ״בֵּין רַגְלֶיהָ כָּרַע נָפַל שָׁכָב וְגוֹ׳״.
Mar, son of Ravina, says: He engaged in bestiality with his donkey. ... And the one who says that he engaged in bestiality with his donkey derives it as follows: It is written here: “He crouched, he lay down” (Numbers 24:9), and it is written there: “Between her legs he sunk, he fell, he lay” (Judges 5:27), which is interpreted as a reference to s-xual intercourse between Sisera and Jael.
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וְלֹא עוֹד, אֶלָּא שֶׁאֲנִי עוֹשָׂה [לְךָ] מַעֲשֵׂה אִישׁוּת בַּלַּיְלָה. כְּתִיב הָכָא: ״הַהַסְכֵּן הִסְכַּנְתִּי״, וּכְתִיב הָתָם: ״וַתְּהִי לוֹ סֹכֶנֶת״.
The donkey continued: Moreover, I perform a conjugal act for you and we engage in bestiality at night. From where is this derived? It is written here: “Was I ever wont [hahasken hiskanti] to do so to you” (Numbers 22:30)? And it is written there with regard to Abishag the Shunammite: “And let her be a companion [sokhenet] to him” (I Kings 1:2). Just as the root samekh, kaf, nun indicates s-xual relations in the case of Abishag, the same is true with regard to the donkey. Balaam was unable to best his donkey in a debate. |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 5:49 PM Author: Underhanded well-lubricated ladyboy sanctuary Marcion was right (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49098424) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Bisexual Chapel Multi-billionaire who? the french potus? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49098426) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:54 PM Author: Underhanded well-lubricated ladyboy sanctuary https://gprivate.com/6hlmp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49098885) |
Date: July 13th, 2025 5:55 PM Author: Emerald supple hell lettuce The OT is basically a collection of 4000 year old johnsmeyer threads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49098443) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 6:00 PM Author: Bisexual Chapel Multi-billionaire the rape of dinah / revenge on shehem is 180 JM schtick (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49098470) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 9:23 PM Author: Costumed shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49098956) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:12 PM Author: Nudist Persian Lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49099094) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 10:13 PM Author: Nudist Persian Lay well that's one way to get pop-interest in scripture i guess the middle old testament is filled with so many rich stories but what catches eyes in the Saturnine shock age? Balaam, a schizoid half-prophet, fornicating with a mule |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:01 PM Author: Bisexual Chapel Multi-billionaire my favorite shock story is pinchas slaying zimri and his shikse slut by stabbing them together when they're literally in the middle of fucking
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:21 PM Author: Nudist Persian Lay Judaic zealotry is morally questionable considering the lack of checks and balances on individual agent action as prescribed in rabbinical or extra-biblical religious law. i read that story as a warning even if it's lionized by some commentators. that moses himself was at a loss as what to do speaks volumes for the moral weight involved in both sides of the issue, and obviously (the victorious set of) jewish historians are only telling one side of the story involving the conduct of pinchas what i appreciate about judaism in post-soviet 20xx is how "cool" and post-modern it typically leans, outside of the israel discourse which appears to be an outlier as far as average jewish beliefs go. really internalizing the lessons of modernity's industrialized approach to warfare, high modern militancy, and the holocaust is what brought european jewry post-structuralism and the general sense that there were critical missteps taken in many avenues of Western and near-Eastern (jews occupy a position somewhere in between the two) thought tldr: zealotry is sometimes a practical necessity but always a dangerous route to take through an ethical issue |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:09 PM Author: Peach Tripping Police Squad That's just Midrash, who cares? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49099224) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:11 PM Author: Bisexual Chapel Multi-billionaire it's talmud (sanhedrin) not midrash (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49099226) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:19 PM Author: Nudist Persian Lay is it really? i remember reading about this in a biblical history class way back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49099238) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:28 PM Author: Bisexual Chapel Multi-billionaire https://www.sefaria.org/Sanhedrin.105a.17?lang=bi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49099263) |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:29 PM Author: Nudist Persian Lay irl lmao "Balaam was unable to best his donkey in a debate" some prophet! |
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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:43 PM Author: tantric wonderful stage shitlib It's midrashic literature in the Talmud. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749949&forum_id=2#49099314) |