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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: spectacular tattoo dragon

We were joking about sex and then she said “everyone thinks we’re hooking up lmao”

I wrote “if we ever hooked up it would end you for other guys.”

She was like “lol what does that mean?”

I said “the shit I would do to you would ruin any other guys experience when you look at them with displeasure after having me.”

She went radio silence, reported me and I have a meeting at 10 am on Monday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: magenta motley double fault

R u very masculine ? also girls like being treated poorly i read it on intenret

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133777)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: french frum indian lodge striped hyena

smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132870)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Comical Death Wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132928)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Kink-friendly selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133704)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Cheese-eating hairraiser lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133741)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:02 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

Cr, she barely even had to push him into the trap.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134732)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Duck-like kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132875)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Metal very tactful orchestra pit skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132881)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: exhilarant red nursing home

What kind of retard interacts with women at work except when absolutely necessary, and always with a third party witness?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132891)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Vibrant property

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132868

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132921)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: stimulating office

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132900)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Swollen locale

Awkward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132923)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Vibrant property

You only legitimate defense is to fuck HR in your Monday meeting to prove that you would have ruined the initial co-worker for other guys. It's the only way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132924)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: spectacular tattoo dragon

Fun fact: not HR but a girl on another department I fucked my freshman year of college. First girl I ever went no condom, full explosion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132982)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gold private investor point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133316)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: white public bath jewess

no condom, full explosion tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134188)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134715)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: Comical Death Wish

follow up with an offer to let her hold a phone pre-dialed to 911 so that she feels safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132930)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:03 PM
Author: Wonderful misunderstood church building

Just text “IN MINECRAFT” right now to her and then show HR on Monday and all should be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132950)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: white public bath jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134186)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Abnormal Contagious Space Bbw

she’s really upset (and confused) about your use of the passive voice



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132960)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Dashing blood rage marketing idea

The only time I hooked up with a coworker it was entirely her idea and she was fresh off a divorce. Recent divorcees are 180, they're seriously in need of male validation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132961)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:17 PM
Author: primrose national security agency

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132962)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: spectacular tattoo dragon

This lmao. Why wife is fuming saying I “cheated” I said I’m a scumbag but it’s not cheating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132979)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: henna mind-boggling senate

I hooked up with a chick at work and when I tried to break it off she faked a pregnancy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132966)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: spectacular tattoo dragon

The chick I talk about freshman year above we were super into each other physically and she tossed her birth control out the window as part of foreplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132985)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: fragrant abode dopamine

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133017)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:28 AM
Author: white public bath jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134189)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Electric Flesh Degenerate

“I think i can undo the damage if i text her about my neighbors masturbation habits” (doodiko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132987)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: spectacular tattoo dragon

More like me masturbating to her two months of complaining to me morning and night about her “dating experiences.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49132991)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Bearded stage

Be handsome

Be attractive

Dont be unattractive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133014)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:04 PM
Author: Abnormal Contagious Space Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133033)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: spectacular tattoo dragon

I’m 6’7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133039)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: topaz aromatic gas station

In the eyes of the law, sexual harassment must be REPEATED. You get one free shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133084)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:25 PM
Author: Glassy Cruise Ship

Your chats are being read by a fifty eight year old HR lawyer with a sensible haircut and three cats. She's annotating them with definitions from Urban Dictionary (a real thing HR investigations do). Her sense of humor extends no further than season 4 of Cheers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133676)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: spectacular tattoo dragon

Honestly I keep this job for the health insurance. I make her entire salary 4 individual days a week and lose her salary one day a week. I don’t care. I need to fuck this chick (yes the HR worker and the OP chick).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133701)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:19 PM
Author: Glassy Cruise Ship

The whole point of having wealth, if you’re a degenerate, is being unaccountable. If you’re loaded, why do you care about any of this? Or are you just content creating for us, in which case, 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133853)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: spectacular tattoo dragon

Yeah it’s just flame. It me jm I’ve been running three different flames at any given time in the last 20 years. I’m house of worship today. Also “corporate deposition.” All from one account so switching gets confusing lol,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133859)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:29 AM
Author: white public bath jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134190)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:55 AM
Author: excitant chocolate business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134211)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: heady wine lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134220)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:09 PM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134574)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134720)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon

*tosses BC out the window*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134849)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49137514)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Kink-friendly selfie

Why on earth would you ever put that in writing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133710)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: spectacular tattoo dragon

I’m horny as shit lol.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133720)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Kink-friendly selfie

You should have just paid for an escort.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133739)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: spectacular tattoo dragon

Disgusting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133746)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Kink-friendly selfie

You didn't get laid and are getting fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133784)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: spectacular tattoo dragon

I make this company $150 million a year I’m getting a slap on the wrist and they’ll probably convince the chick to fuck me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133823)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:35 PM
Author: up-to-no-good fighting library potus

Peterman, the Flying J doesn’t recognize the chili dogs truckers eat after buttfucking you as revenue you generated, sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49133884)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,.


(Andy Byron)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49135379)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 7:41 AM
Author: big faggot firefighter

I hooked up with a girl at work once. When I broke it off she tried to kill herself in the office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134202)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: I Listen to Porn Podcasts

I said your BASS looks amazing in those PLANTS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754907&forum_id=2#49134738)