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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Gaped diverse step-uncle's house voyeur
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
rusted pit
  08/28/25
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Gaped diverse step-uncle's house voyeur
  08/28/25
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black aphrodisiac institution mental disorder
  08/28/25
that's it?
insanely creepy principal's office
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Gaped diverse step-uncle's house voyeur
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
bearded disturbing crackhouse old irish cottage
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
insanely creepy principal's office
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
dashing indian lodge pervert
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Duck-like abode
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
dashing indian lodge pervert
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Duck-like abode
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
dashing indian lodge pervert
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Duck-like abode
  09/12/25
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Duck-like abode
  10/28/25
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Duck-like abode
  11/27/25
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lfo
  12/11/25
Haha wow
Heady Macaca Preventive Strike
  08/28/25
Happy?
Hyperventilating mind-boggling resort persian
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Heady Macaca Preventive Strike
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
dashing indian lodge pervert
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
black aphrodisiac institution mental disorder
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
dashing indian lodge pervert
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
black aphrodisiac institution mental disorder
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Passionate lodge kitty cat
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
pearl house-broken degenerate
  08/28/25
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Low-t Goal In Life
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
mint fat ankles
  08/29/25
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Swashbuckling greedy doctorate bawdyhouse
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Territorial mood
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
self-absorbed flickering rehab becky
  08/29/25
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Low-t Goal In Life
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Out-of-control cowardly hospital kitty
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
self-absorbed flickering rehab becky
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Duck-like abode
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Disrespectful Ocher Piazza
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
dashing indian lodge pervert
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Heady Macaca Preventive Strike
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Territorial mood
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
dashing indian lodge pervert
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
spectacular range
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
thriller dingle berry
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Heady Macaca Preventive Strike
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
black aphrodisiac institution mental disorder
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
dashing indian lodge pervert
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
self-absorbed flickering rehab becky
  09/01/25
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dashing indian lodge pervert
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
self-absorbed flickering rehab becky
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
dashing indian lodge pervert
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Hyperventilating mind-boggling resort persian
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Heady Macaca Preventive Strike
  09/01/25
?
Duck-like abode
  09/12/25
?
Duck-like abode
  11/27/25
?
lfo
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Electric stubborn locale mad-dog skullcap
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Heady Macaca Preventive Strike
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
dashing indian lodge pervert
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Duck-like abode
  09/12/25
Yes
dashing indian lodge pervert
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Duck-like abode
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Duck-like abode
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Gaped diverse step-uncle's house voyeur
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Gaped diverse step-uncle's house voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: rusted pit

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Gaped diverse step-uncle's house voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: black aphrodisiac institution mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: insanely creepy principal's office

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Gaped diverse step-uncle's house voyeur

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: bearded disturbing crackhouse old irish cottage

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: insanely creepy principal's office

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: dashing indian lodge pervert

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Duck-like abode

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: dashing indian lodge pervert

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Duck-like abode

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: dashing indian lodge pervert

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Duck-like abode

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Duck-like abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Duck-like abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Heady Macaca Preventive Strike

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Hyperventilating mind-boggling resort persian

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Heady Macaca Preventive Strike

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: dashing indian lodge pervert

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: black aphrodisiac institution mental disorder

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: dashing indian lodge pervert

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: black aphrodisiac institution mental disorder

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Passionate lodge kitty cat

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: pearl house-broken degenerate

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Low-t Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: mint fat ankles

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Swashbuckling greedy doctorate bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Territorial mood

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: self-absorbed flickering rehab becky

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Low-t Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Out-of-control cowardly hospital kitty

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: self-absorbed flickering rehab becky

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Duck-like abode

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Disrespectful Ocher Piazza

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: dashing indian lodge pervert

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Heady Macaca Preventive Strike

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Territorial mood

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: dashing indian lodge pervert

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: spectacular range

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: thriller dingle berry

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Heady Macaca Preventive Strike

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: black aphrodisiac institution mental disorder

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: dashing indian lodge pervert

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: self-absorbed flickering rehab becky

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: dashing indian lodge pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: self-absorbed flickering rehab becky

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: dashing indian lodge pervert

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Hyperventilating mind-boggling resort persian

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Heady Macaca Preventive Strike

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Duck-like abode

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Duck-like abode

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Electric stubborn locale mad-dog skullcap

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Heady Macaca Preventive Strike

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: dashing indian lodge pervert

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Duck-like abode

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: dashing indian lodge pervert

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Duck-like abode

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Duck-like abode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Gaped diverse step-uncle's house voyeur

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259839)