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I fucked Alicia Silverstone when I was 18

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Charismatic house
  10/06/25
Liar!
Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena
  10/06/25
Rage, rice boi
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
wwop
naked idiot theatre
  10/06/25
What was I going to do, use a polaroid?
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
...
Adventurous slap-happy knife
  10/06/25
Did you learn nothing from Clueless?
filthy chapel mood
  10/06/25
*The Crush
fishy water buffalo
  10/06/25
Liar!
Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena
  10/06/25
Liar!
Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena
  10/06/25
I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to be...
fighting mad cow disease
  10/06/25
Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek...
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
Liar!
Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena
  10/06/25
guys in my high school did this all the time
Aqua rebellious coffee pot elastic band
  10/06/25
How old was she
Infuriating stirring filthpig
  10/06/25
19
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
Wow, how did you manage that
Infuriating stirring filthpig
  10/06/25
Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she sh...
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
What do you mean “from irl”
Infuriating stirring filthpig
  10/06/25
They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and...
Infuriating stirring filthpig
  10/06/25
They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn'...
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
ok, i believe now. did you use a rubber? how was she?
nofapping sadistic location
  10/06/25
I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
Liar!
Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena
  10/06/25
So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to...
Infuriating stirring filthpig
  10/06/25
I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the par...
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most ...
Infuriating stirring filthpig
  10/06/25
It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is we...
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you b...
Infuriating stirring filthpig
  10/06/25
mfcr
naked idiot theatre
  10/06/25
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fighting mad cow disease
  10/06/25
While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.
Beta sepia public bath people who are hurt
  10/06/25
always keep your pubes presentable tp
Aqua rebellious coffee pot elastic band
  10/06/25
How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arrivi...
Exhilarant Plaza
  10/06/25
It was all in the hotel.
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂
Exhilarant Plaza
  10/06/25
Well...yeah.
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
Liar!
Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena
  10/06/25
Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a dri...
Beta sepia public bath people who are hurt
  10/06/25
🤡🤡🤡📸
Exhilarant Plaza
  10/06/25
Liar!
Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena
  10/06/25
...
Beta sepia public bath people who are hurt
  10/06/25
Liar!
Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena
  10/06/25
Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime sto...
concupiscible clown university
  10/06/25
I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked i...
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wan...
Exhilarant Plaza
  10/06/25
Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
Liar!
Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena
  10/06/25
Liar!
Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena
  10/06/25
Liar!
Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena
  10/06/25
Liar!
Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena
  10/06/25
Liar!
Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena
  10/06/25
I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the...
fishy water buffalo
  10/06/25
As if
cerebral frum range
  10/06/25
i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believ...
nofapping sadistic location
  10/06/25
there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler i...
fighting mad cow disease
  10/06/25
Yes
Infuriating stirring filthpig
  10/06/25
i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i us...
nofapping sadistic location
  10/06/25
"it's a lot, but doable" he's azn
Shivering milky patrolman
  10/06/25
he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't ...
nofapping sadistic location
  10/06/25
Both are ugly hapas. So it’s impressive af that ch...
Exhilarant Plaza
  10/06/25
180 monikor
nofapping sadistic location
  10/06/25
Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure
internet-worthy chartreuse wagecucks
  10/07/25
Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandm...
Infuriating stirring filthpig
  10/06/25
oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i ...
nofapping sadistic location
  10/06/25
me too
fighting mad cow disease
  10/06/25
...
Exhilarant Plaza
  10/06/25
Polaroids or it didn’t happen
sable hot hall stock car
  10/06/25
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crimson nudist orchestra pit rigor
  10/06/25
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Beta sepia public bath people who are hurt
  10/06/25
My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or eve...
Unholy cruise ship sandwich
  10/06/25
This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwo...
internet-worthy chartreuse wagecucks
  10/11/25
Yeah this totally happened
concupiscible clown university
  10/06/25
You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS a...
Beta sepia public bath people who are hurt
  10/06/25
life is random sometimes though. this could well be a li...
nofapping sadistic location
  10/06/25
The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they ge...
Exhilarant Plaza
  10/06/25
if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hou...
nofapping sadistic location
  10/06/25
You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads hal...
Exhilarant Plaza
  10/06/25
(((consuela)))
nofapping sadistic location
  10/06/25
Nice edit
Exhilarant Plaza
  10/06/25
fuck my ass
nofapping sadistic location
  10/06/25
I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who...
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptigh...
Beta sepia public bath people who are hurt
  10/06/25
He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit...
mustard spectacular legend
  10/06/25
Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.
Beta sepia public bath people who are hurt
  10/06/25
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cerise keepsake machete market
  10/06/25
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Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena
  10/06/25
Liar!
Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena
  10/06/25
Liar!
Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena
  10/06/25
When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, a...
erotic effete center
  10/06/25
Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don&rsq...
Exhilarant Plaza
  10/06/25
tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was stil...
Beta sepia public bath people who are hurt
  10/06/25
I didn't have a suite.
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a supe...
Beta sepia public bath people who are hurt
  10/06/25
But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever ...
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked...
Beta sepia public bath people who are hurt
  10/06/25
Ok
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
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Exhilarant Plaza
  10/06/25
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Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena
  10/06/25
Liar!
Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena
  10/06/25
Liar!
Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena
  10/06/25
*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever te...
talking frozen stage pervert
  10/06/25
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crimson nudist orchestra pit rigor
  10/06/25
Is this guy a known poster?
Exhilarant Plaza
  10/06/25
21 actually.
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
...
Shivering milky patrolman
  10/06/25
anyway, gotta go
Beta sepia public bath people who are hurt
  10/06/25
no one has ever had sex afaict
rose lascivious round eye dysfunction
  10/06/25
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hairraiser national
  10/06/25
she still thinks about u wistfully, probably
Drunken appetizing regret
  10/06/25
to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die
iridescent state lettuce
  10/06/25
You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?
costumed roommate
  10/06/25
My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck. I'm just old, ty.
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.
Orchid black woman point
  10/07/25
posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story a...
Kink-friendly chad
  10/06/25
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&fo...
hairraiser national
  10/06/25
be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones ...
Shivering milky patrolman
  10/06/25
now i know how tribe felt
Kink-friendly chad
  10/06/25
Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them...
Godawful odious stag film
  10/06/25
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Navy magical step-uncle's house
  10/06/25
i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but ...
impertinent henna gunner
  10/06/25
No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded ni...
Godawful odious stag film
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena
  10/06/25
If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years wou...
Lemon Ladyboy Property
  10/06/25
My moniker has changed frequently
Charismatic house
  10/06/25
你這個騙子
Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena
  10/06/25
There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll ...
At-the-ready Yarmulke School
  10/06/25
nigs are so stupid it's unreal
Bull Headed Nursing Home
  10/06/25
180! Can confirm
Cracking Home Love Of Her Life
  10/06/25
pics?
crimson nudist orchestra pit rigor
  10/07/25
I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.
Chestnut Apoplectic Toilet Seat
  10/06/25
Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?
internet-worthy chartreuse wagecucks
  10/07/25
I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described th...
fuchsia floppy french chef
  10/07/25
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mustard spectacular legend
  10/07/25
Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall readin...
Onyx slippery parlor nowag
  10/07/25
I want to believe But the idea that we're 22+ years into ...
Boyish stead newt
  10/11/25


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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Charismatic house



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330497)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Charismatic house

Rage, rice boi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330536)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: naked idiot theatre

wwop

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Charismatic house

What was I going to do, use a polaroid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328901)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Adventurous slap-happy knife



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: filthy chapel mood

Did you learn nothing from Clueless?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329538)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: fishy water buffalo

*The Crush

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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM
Author: Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330499)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330513)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: fighting mad cow disease

I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328902)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM
Author: Charismatic house

Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328908)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330501)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Aqua rebellious coffee pot elastic band

guys in my high school did this all the time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328904)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: Infuriating stirring filthpig

How old was she

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Charismatic house

19

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Infuriating stirring filthpig

Wow, how did you manage that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328917)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Charismatic house

Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328935)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM
Author: Infuriating stirring filthpig

What do you mean “from irl”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328941)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Charismatic house

They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328944)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Infuriating stirring filthpig

I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328948)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Charismatic house

They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328954)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: nofapping sadistic location

ok, i believe now.

did you use a rubber? how was she?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328956)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: Charismatic house

I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328963)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330510)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Infuriating stirring filthpig

So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.

Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328967)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Charismatic house

I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328971)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Infuriating stirring filthpig

Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328980)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: Charismatic house

It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328990)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Infuriating stirring filthpig

Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.

How nice was it? When did you leave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328998)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: naked idiot theatre

mfcr

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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:50 PM
Author: fighting mad cow disease



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: Beta sepia public bath people who are hurt

While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329287)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Aqua rebellious coffee pot elastic band

always keep your pubes presentable tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329294)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant Plaza

How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?

Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329438)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Charismatic house

It was all in the hotel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329445)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Exhilarant Plaza

Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329467)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Charismatic house

Well...yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329470)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330526)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Beta sepia public bath people who are hurt

Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329485)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Exhilarant Plaza

🤡🤡🤡📸

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329493)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena

Liar!

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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Beta sepia public bath people who are hurt



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330517)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: concupiscible clown university

Just want to say, excellent dismantling of this sad dime store flame 🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329039)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: Charismatic house

I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329453)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant Plaza

Sorry man, you are free to use xo to process decades-old wank fantasies - many of us do that - but it’s bad form to whine about it when you get pushback.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329552)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Charismatic house

Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329584)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330515)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM
Author: Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330508)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330506)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330505)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM
Author: fishy water buffalo

I recall she had a visible mustache around that time, in the Batman movie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328907)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: cerebral frum range

As if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328913)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: nofapping sadistic location

i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.

(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328918)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: fighting mad cow disease

there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328929)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM
Author: Infuriating stirring filthpig

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: nofapping sadistic location

i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.

one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.

when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.

the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.

didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328949)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Shivering milky patrolman

"it's a lot, but doable"

he's azn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328964)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: nofapping sadistic location

he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.

kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329312)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: Exhilarant Plaza

Both are ugly hapas.

So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329334)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: nofapping sadistic location

180 monikor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329363)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: internet-worthy chartreuse wagecucks

Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49332549)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Infuriating stirring filthpig

Only one that matters is do you believe dirte’s grandmother was Harmon Killebrew’s sidepiece

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328933)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: nofapping sadistic location

oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328951)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: fighting mad cow disease

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329009)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Exhilarant Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329327)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: sable hot hall stock car

Polaroids or it didn’t happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49328973)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: crimson nudist orchestra pit rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329424)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: Beta sepia public bath people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329498)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Unholy cruise ship sandwich

My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329000)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: internet-worthy chartreuse wagecucks

This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49342357)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: concupiscible clown university

Yeah this totally happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329042)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Charismatic house

You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329306)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Beta sepia public bath people who are hurt

I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329372)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: nofapping sadistic location

life is random sometimes though.

this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329381)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Exhilarant Plaza

The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329431)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: nofapping sadistic location

if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.

until that happens, this is a true story.

people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.

claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329433)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Exhilarant Plaza

You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329456)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: nofapping sadistic location

(((consuela)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329464)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Exhilarant Plaza

Nice edit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329481)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: nofapping sadistic location

fuck my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329483)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Charismatic house

I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329397)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: Beta sepia public bath people who are hurt

You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329465)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: mustard spectacular legend

He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329473)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Charismatic house

Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329482)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: Beta sepia public bath people who are hurt

Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329576)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: cerise keepsake machete market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330016)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330528)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM
Author: Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: erotic effete center

When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329452)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Exhilarant Plaza

Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329475)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Beta sepia public bath people who are hurt

tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329480)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: Charismatic house

I didn't have a suite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329484)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Beta sepia public bath people who are hurt

See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329491)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Charismatic house

But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329520)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Beta sepia public bath people who are hurt

You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329529)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Charismatic house

Ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329535)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329543)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330488)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330530)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM
Author: Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena

Liar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330521)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: talking frozen stage pervert

*guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM
Author: crimson nudist orchestra pit rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329502)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Exhilarant Plaza

Is this guy a known poster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329522)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM
Author: Charismatic house

21 actually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329523)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Shivering milky patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329979)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Beta sepia public bath people who are hurt

anyway, gotta go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329532)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: rose lascivious round eye dysfunction

no one has ever had sex afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329561)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: hairraiser national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329801)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: Drunken appetizing regret

she still thinks about u wistfully, probably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329640)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: iridescent state lettuce

to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329665)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM
Author: costumed roommate

You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329798)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Charismatic house

My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.

I'm just old, ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329844)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM
Author: Orchid black woman point

OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49331136)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Kink-friendly chad

posts at xoxo for several years

just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329810)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: hairraiser national

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329936)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Shivering milky patrolman

be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329981)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Kink-friendly chad

now i know how tribe felt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330128)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: Godawful odious stag film

Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330153)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Navy magical step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330489)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: impertinent henna gunner

i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330125)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM
Author: Godawful odious stag film

No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330146)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330525)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Lemon Ladyboy Property

If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330165)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Charismatic house

My moniker has changed frequently

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330339)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Tripping alcoholic space striped hyena

你這個騙子

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330527)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM
Author: At-the-ready Yarmulke School

There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330514)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM
Author: Bull Headed Nursing Home

nigs are so stupid it's unreal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330533)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Cracking Home Love Of Her Life

180! Can confirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330535)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM
Author: crimson nudist orchestra pit rigor

pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49331124)



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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM
Author: Chestnut Apoplectic Toilet Seat

I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49330758)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: internet-worthy chartreuse wagecucks

Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49332542)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM
Author: fuchsia floppy french chef

I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49331141)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: mustard spectacular legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49332522)



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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Onyx slippery parlor nowag

Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49332561)



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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Boyish stead newt

I want to believe

But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.

If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49342349)