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Do essentially all men REGULARLY MASTURBATE?

Excluding the tiny number with some severe issue (i.e., in a...
azure coldplay fan
  12/03/25
This sounds like flame. Are you telling me that half of men ...
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  12/03/25
That people can go a whole month without nutting is unbeliev...
azure coldplay fan
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I can't go more than a day or two
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i used to do it daily when i was younger but now i do miss a...
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  12/03/25
We are all wankers. When I was in high school my friend's el...
Flirting patrolman boistinker
  12/03/25
This is what libs took from us, the real America where 80yo ...
blathering twinkling uncleanness
  12/03/25
You misunderstand. He beat off in private. He was just givin...
Flirting patrolman boistinker
  12/03/25
its sad, really
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You've dropped that anecdote here before and it's great
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I remember. Just thought it needed refreshing for those who ...
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  12/03/25
xo newcomers are also what libs took from us
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ty gonna use this if i make it another few decades
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  12/03/25
i think guys don't beat off as much as they get older lik...
Zombie-like clown
  12/03/25
Why? At 50 almost all guys regularly crave orgasm?
azure coldplay fan
  12/03/25
i'm not anywhere near 50 yet but i definitely don't beat off...
Zombie-like clown
  12/03/25
are you fat or diabetic?
azure coldplay fan
  12/03/25
no just Old (late 30s)
Zombie-like clown
  12/03/25
You're actually young for this site.
azure coldplay fan
  12/03/25
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  12/03/25
Happy 43rd birthday ! 🎉
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azure coldplay fan
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Do you still trim/shave your pubes? just curious
azure coldplay fan
  12/03/25
only when i'm Having Sex are you a Woman? no Male would e...
Zombie-like clown
  12/03/25
no, but why would no male ask?
azure coldplay fan
  12/03/25
I'm in my late 40's, and I still jerk off almost daily. It u...
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  12/03/25
Yea, I think in most studies the majority of guys just reall...
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  12/03/25
I'm over 40 and shoot ropes into tissues at least once a day...
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  12/03/25
need doodikoff's opinion on this
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  12/03/25
Men and women
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  12/03/25
Apparently there are many men who say they don't.
azure coldplay fan
  12/03/25
IME some do.
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  12/03/25
describe your experience
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  12/03/25
Decent anmount of guys i know masturbate with some regularit...
nudist maniacal area dingle berry
  12/03/25
How often?
azure coldplay fan
  12/03/25
varies from guy to guy.
nudist maniacal area dingle berry
  12/05/25
nobody ITT has asked for a def of regularly. this used to be...
Bearded azn
  12/03/25
How should we define these? Once a month seems very infrequ...
azure coldplay fan
  12/03/25
once a week doesnt seem like "regular" to me. seem...
Bearded azn
  12/03/25
what if you regularly do it once per week though?
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  12/03/25
I agree, once a week has to be the absolute bare minimum for...
azure coldplay fan
  12/03/25
even once per week is pushing it
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  12/03/25
What do you think is a better number?
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  12/03/25
I feel like my dad really doesn’t. He seems Ascended ...
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  12/03/25
Once in college I went like 2 weeks without nutting and ende...
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how do i stop this its consuming my life
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  12/03/25
I suspect that everyone who claims to do nofap is lying.
azure coldplay fan
  12/03/25
exactly. Its not possible and possibly bad for you
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  12/04/25
Do you watch porn or use imagination? I think the rise of A...
azure coldplay fan
  12/04/25
yeah especially after marriage
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  12/03/25
Wouldn't it be the opposite?
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  12/03/25
lol ok junior
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  12/05/25
it's like fucking a man in the ass - you can explain until t...
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  12/08/25
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  12/03/25
It wanes a bit when the intensity of the orgasm wanes.
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  12/05/25
if you don't, you get cancer
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  12/05/25
Do you think this is really true? The studies maxed out at ...
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  12/06/25
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: azure coldplay fan

Excluding the tiny number with some severe issue (i.e., in a coma, etc.), how common is it for a bro to just not spank it at least every now and then? According to chatgpt, there is a "consistent minority that simply don't" and about half haven't done it in a month. Lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49479891)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: concupiscible sienna casino

This sounds like flame. Are you telling me that half of men can do NNN without even trying?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480247)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 2:23 PM
Author: azure coldplay fan

That people can go a whole month without nutting is unbelievable to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480357)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:45 PM
Author: stimulating cream round eye

I can't go more than a day or two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49481351)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: azure coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49489502)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: fantasy-prone flickering church building

i used to do it daily when i was younger but now i do miss a day here or there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49479897)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Flirting patrolman boistinker

We are all wankers. When I was in high school my friend's elderly father, who looked like a turtle, told us, "Boys, every New Year's Day I take out my meat and if I can still beat I know I'll make it another year." P.S. He had 13 kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49479898)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: blathering twinkling uncleanness

This is what libs took from us, the real America where 80yo old birdshits beat off in front of their grown sons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49479945)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Flirting patrolman boistinker

You misunderstand. He beat off in private. He was just giving us advice for the future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49479952)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Excitant Khaki Corner Mexican

its sad, really

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49483727)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac haunting meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49483728)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: gay headpube really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49479978)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: talented shaky church

You've dropped that anecdote here before and it's great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49479998)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:44 PM
Author: Flirting patrolman boistinker

I remember. Just thought it needed refreshing for those who missed. I can't say newcomers because we don't have any.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49482386)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Excitant Khaki Corner Mexican

xo newcomers are also what libs took from us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49483731)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: know-it-all filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49495541)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: exhilarant crawly theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49488712)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:59 PM
Author: Rose station gay wizard

ty gonna use this if i make it another few decades

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49482287)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Zombie-like clown

i think guys don't beat off as much as they get older

like the idea of a 50 year old guy jerking it to videos of women more than once a week is pretty absurd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49479900)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:32 PM
Author: azure coldplay fan

Why? At 50 almost all guys regularly crave orgasm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49479918)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Zombie-like clown

i'm not anywhere near 50 yet but i definitely don't beat off or chase pussy as much as i did at 20 years old and in my experience other guys don't either

your T goes down and also you just don't care about sexual release as much because you have other stuff going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49479934)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: azure coldplay fan

are you fat or diabetic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49479974)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Zombie-like clown

no just Old (late 30s)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49479981)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: azure coldplay fan

You're actually young for this site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49479984)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Aromatic light sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49479991)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Misanthropic Supple Home

Happy 43rd birthday ! 🎉

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480046)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Aromatic light sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480144)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: primrose yarmulke people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480396)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: azure coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49482284)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: azure coldplay fan

Do you still trim/shave your pubes? just curious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480137)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Zombie-like clown

only when i'm Having Sex

are you a Woman? no Male would ever ask this question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480160)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: azure coldplay fan

no, but why would no male ask?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480192)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: concupiscible sienna casino

I'm in my late 40's, and I still jerk off almost daily. It used to be every day (sometimes multiple times per day) without fail. Now sometimes I fall asleep without wanking. Sometimes it even happens more than one night in a row. But if I go more than a couple days, I start to get horny, and I need to nut. I'm doubtful that this will change drastically as I hit 50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480246)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: azure coldplay fan

Yea, I think in most studies the majority of guys just really understate their frequency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480299)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: dark national

I'm over 40 and shoot ropes into tissues at least once a day, sometimes more.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49482390)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: startled jade lodge

need doodikoff's opinion on this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49479931)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Dashing Yapping Business Firm

Men and women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49479946)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: azure coldplay fan

Apparently there are many men who say they don't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49479957)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: nudist maniacal area dingle berry

IME some do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49479980)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:14 PM
Author: Splenetic faggot firefighter

describe your experience

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480111)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: nudist maniacal area dingle berry

Decent anmount of guys i know masturbate with some regularity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480401)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: azure coldplay fan

How often?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480538)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: nudist maniacal area dingle berry

varies from guy to guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49487094)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Bearded azn

nobody ITT has asked for a def of regularly. this used to be a law boart. regularly is a hopelessly vague and ambiguous term, and this thread is retarded.

OP further retardedly uses the similarly imprecise phrase, "every now and then"

xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49479987)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: azure coldplay fan

How should we define these? Once a month seems very infrequent for most men, but I think that may be a reasonable cutoff to include current masturbators. or should we do once a week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49479997)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Bearded azn

once a week doesnt seem like "regular" to me. seems more "from time to time" than regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480038)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: Anal coiffed voyeur messiness

what if you regularly do it once per week though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480124)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: azure coldplay fan

I agree, once a week has to be the absolute bare minimum for most guys. I don't believe most guys could stand that little masturbation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480134)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: Anal coiffed voyeur messiness

even once per week is pushing it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480142)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: azure coldplay fan

What do you think is a better number?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480181)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Passionate wrinkle

I feel like my dad really doesn’t. He seems Ascended imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480250)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 2:29 PM
Author: primrose yarmulke people who are hurt

Once in college I went like 2 weeks without nutting and ended up fucking a pretty fat mexican chick whose boyfriend was a legit gang member. I got her number in front of him too. He later sent me pics of himself holding guns on facebook. I wasn't even horny at that point it was like I was hungry for pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480382)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 3:20 PM
Author: Zombie-like clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480573)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: underhanded brilliant roommate sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49488728)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: 180 love of her life

how do i stop this its consuming my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480389)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: Carnelian site

No idea.

If you're a porn watcher, stopping that is a good start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49481453)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 3:18 PM
Author: white plaza

I went onto nofap over 8 years ago. It's been great. All kinds of crazy benefits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480558)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: azure coldplay fan

I suspect that everyone who claims to do nofap is lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49480622)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: stimulating cream round eye

exactly. Its not possible and possibly bad for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49483319)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: azure coldplay fan

Do you watch porn or use imagination? I think the rise of AI porn is going to be wild for men.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49483722)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: obsidian gaping

yeah especially after marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49481328)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 8:25 PM
Author: azure coldplay fan

Wouldn't it be the opposite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49481786)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: obsidian gaping

lol ok junior

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49484226)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: azure coldplay fan

Ok, I may be an idiot but I'm going to need you to explain this to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49487092)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: obsidian gaping

it's like fucking a man in the ass - you can explain until the cows come home, but ultimately you must experience it to truly understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49487188)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: azure coldplay fan

Well, you can stop fucking a man in the ass if you decide you don't like it. Stopping a marriage is, I hear, harder.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49495078)



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Date: December 3rd, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Rose station gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49482288)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: Buck-toothed crusty selfie center

It wanes a bit when the intensity of the orgasm wanes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49487098)



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Date: December 5th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Arousing wine market giraffe

if you don't, you get cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49487197)



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Date: December 6th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: azure coldplay fan

Do you think this is really true? The studies maxed out at 21 orgasms per month, but if true, it could be that more would have been even better, and men should aim for more than once per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805689&forum_id=2#49488533)



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Date: December 8th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: Rose station gay wizard

the studies do seem to suggest there is some benefit emptying out the pipes

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Date: December 8th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Nighttime Stead Party Of The First Part

if i go a week+ without nutting my jizz will be yellowed and obv unhealthy

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Date: December 8th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: jet toaster

When I was a kid I listened to Howard Stern and he complained that he thought this shit would die down as he got older but it didn’t. I think he was in his mid-50s then.

I’m in my early 40s and still nut at least one per day, ideally twice. Sometimes 3x. I mean, if you have the time, why not?

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Date: December 8th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Emerald point tank

on the assumption that the OP is a chick, I am masturbating right now

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