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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Appetizing legend sex offender
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
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  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
tan menage pocket flask
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razzle step-uncle's house
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
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  12/12/25
easy
sinister alcoholic scourge upon the earth heaven
  12/12/25
lol ok man
razzle step-uncle's house
  12/12/25
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Garnet floppy home
  12/12/25
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Slap-happy Range Sneaky Criminal
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
irradiated shitlib boistinker
  12/12/25
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  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
Sienna cerebral bbw useless brakes
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Ultramarine self-absorbed incel corn cake
  12/12/25
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naked ladyboy gay wizard
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Appetizing legend sex offender
  12/12/25
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Fragrant hall macaca
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
orange tank field
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
violent thriller set half-breed
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
irradiated shitlib boistinker
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
motley hilarious associate
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Vibrant Stock Car Hell
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
irradiated shitlib boistinker
  12/12/25
tp.
motley hilarious associate
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
sapphire harsh forum
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Vibrant Stock Car Hell
  12/12/25
who is that
sapphire harsh forum
  12/12/25
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Garnet floppy home
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Garnet floppy home
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
sooty base mad-dog skullcap
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
ruby odious corner
  12/12/25
cr
razzle step-uncle's house
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
chartreuse bipolar becky university
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
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  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
tan menage pocket flask
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
dull electric trailer park yarmulke
  12/12/25
...
razzle step-uncle's house
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
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  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
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  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
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  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Appetizing legend sex offender

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: naked ladyboy gay wizard

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: tan menage pocket flask

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: razzle step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: chartreuse bipolar becky university

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: sinister alcoholic scourge upon the earth heaven

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: razzle step-uncle's house

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Garnet floppy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Slap-happy Range Sneaky Criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: irradiated shitlib boistinker

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Twisted kitty abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Sienna cerebral bbw useless brakes

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Ultramarine self-absorbed incel corn cake

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: naked ladyboy gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Appetizing legend sex offender

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Fragrant hall macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: orange tank field

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: violent thriller set half-breed

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: irradiated shitlib boistinker

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: motley hilarious associate

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Vibrant Stock Car Hell

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: irradiated shitlib boistinker

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: motley hilarious associate

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: sapphire harsh forum

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Vibrant Stock Car Hell

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: sapphire harsh forum

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Garnet floppy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Garnet floppy home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: sooty base mad-dog skullcap

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: ruby odious corner

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: razzle step-uncle's house

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: chartreuse bipolar becky university

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: dull electric trailer park yarmulke

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: tan menage pocket flask

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: dull electric trailer park yarmulke

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: razzle step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Startled filthpig resort

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: internet-worthy pearly state

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring meetinghouse factory reset button

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2#49506164)