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Finally left my wife and kids after 17 years

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I mess...
cerise theatre candlestick maker
  12/23/25
heights of everyone involved?
Heady white office
  12/23/25
Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6&...
cerise theatre candlestick maker
  12/23/25
Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''
Sienna cracking hunting ground
  12/23/25
Different poaster.
cerise theatre candlestick maker
  12/23/25
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Outnumbered headpube boistinker
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Mind-boggling Pontificating Home Love Of Her Life
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Sienna cracking hunting ground
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cerise theatre candlestick maker
  12/24/25
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Slap-happy indigo macaca
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Chartreuse submissive roommate
  12/25/25
this is like the reddit millennial national anthem
chocolate provocative potus
  12/23/25
Not Reddit, xoxohth
cerise theatre candlestick maker
  12/23/25
Not JM, running away like a coward tp
mustard gas station hissy fit
  12/23/25
180
Insanely creepy racy brethren
  12/23/25
good family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is f...
misanthropic ruddy liquid oxygen
  12/23/25
Correct I have doubts they’re mine.
cerise theatre candlestick maker
  12/23/25
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arousing reading party foreskin
  12/24/25
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tripping plaza
  12/24/25
logical tbh
lascivious gaping
  12/23/25
Not logical, smart. Very smart.
cerise theatre candlestick maker
  12/23/25
Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love. Live for y...
Haunting rehab
  12/23/25
My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car l...
cerise theatre candlestick maker
  12/23/25
lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later
Haunting rehab
  12/23/25
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amethyst tanning salon
  12/24/25
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Chartreuse submissive roommate
  12/25/25
This is the Torah
exhilarant address
  12/23/25
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navy talented locus
  12/23/25
Amps? Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the str...
cerise theatre candlestick maker
  12/23/25
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navy talented locus
  12/23/25
No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where...
French stimulating quadroon
  12/24/25
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navy talented locus
  12/24/25
very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is
sooty theater stage
  12/23/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s
curious bearded multi-billionaire
  12/23/25
Johnsmeyer used to be funny
Seedy big twinkling uncleanness messiness
  12/24/25
(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.
cerise theatre candlestick maker
  12/24/25
who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best
concupiscible shrine associate
  12/24/25
I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed
Seedy big twinkling uncleanness messiness
  12/24/25
Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poastin...
cerise theatre candlestick maker
  12/24/25
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Mind-boggling Pontificating Home Love Of Her Life
  12/24/25
brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experien...
concupiscible shrine associate
  12/24/25
I’m here to teach. Happily married.
cerise theatre candlestick maker
  12/25/25
your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad
concupiscible shrine associate
  12/24/25
Gonna cry?
Seedy big twinkling uncleanness messiness
  12/24/25
Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,
cerise theatre candlestick maker
  12/25/25
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Domesticated bawdyhouse circlehead
  12/24/25
Stfu you robotic chink
Mind-boggling Pontificating Home Love Of Her Life
  12/24/25
(6'1" wife)
Slap-happy indigo macaca
  12/24/25
leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp
Dun Shivering Corn Cake
  12/24/25
“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. An...
sickened 180 half-breed hospital
  12/24/25
ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life...
Gold Motley Sanctuary
  12/24/25
17 years I was able to fight it
cerise theatre candlestick maker
  12/24/25
No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your coc...
Gold Motley Sanctuary
  12/24/25
That dick made 5 kids my friend.
cerise theatre candlestick maker
  12/24/25
It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but th...
spectacular onyx brunch
  12/24/25
lol you’re right.
cerise theatre candlestick maker
  12/24/25
describe the sex? it must've been good
concupiscible shrine associate
  12/24/25
smart move, but why leaving the kids? also, did you offer...
demanding trailer park
  12/24/25
tp
Lilac dysfunction
  12/24/25
Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have s...
ultramarine juggernaut institution
  12/24/25
Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the...
cerise theatre candlestick maker
  12/24/25
it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was insid...
concupiscible shrine associate
  12/24/25
I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that&rsqu...
cerise theatre candlestick maker
  12/24/25
damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian sta...
concupiscible shrine associate
  12/25/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: cerise theatre candlestick maker

I’ve been with my wife for 17 years. I realized I messed up by meeting my wife in college and missing out of having sex with women as a working professional. I finally got to the point where I couldn’t take it anymore. I want to have more sex and she’s busy with the kids all the time and doesn’t stay in top shape.

I was with a stripper a few months ago and we ended up having sex. I told my wife about it and she cried and I said I’m leaving to find a better life. Sucks because we have three kids and a house and she’s a SAHM but I can’t take it anymore.

But you get ONE life. And I need to have more sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535931)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Heady white office

heights of everyone involved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535939)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: cerise theatre candlestick maker

Everyone in this story is 6’5 except my wife who is 6’1.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535942)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Sienna cracking hunting ground

Ayoooo wtf thought she was 6'3''

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535956)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:37 PM
Author: cerise theatre candlestick maker

Different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535976)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: Outnumbered headpube boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536007)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: hyperventilating rose crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537071)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: mustard gas station hissy fit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537101)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pontificating Home Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537635)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Lilac dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537787)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Vigorous Maniacal Orchestra Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537795)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:01 PM
Author: Sienna cracking hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537812)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle brass famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537848)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:18 PM
Author: Appetizing idiot cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537849)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: cerise theatre candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538054)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Slap-happy indigo macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538266)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:08 AM
Author: Chartreuse submissive roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538668)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: chocolate provocative potus

this is like the reddit millennial national anthem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535940)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: cerise theatre candlestick maker

Not Reddit, xoxohth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535945)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: mustard gas station hissy fit

Not JM, running away like a coward tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535949)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: Insanely creepy racy brethren

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535947)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:26 PM
Author: misanthropic ruddy liquid oxygen

good

family is the #1 biggest fucking flame there is

fuck your faggot kids and your ugly bitch wife, the kids arent even yours most likely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535948)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: cerise theatre candlestick maker

Correct I have doubts they’re mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535953)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:19 AM
Author: arousing reading party foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536192)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: tripping plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537820)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: lascivious gaping

logical tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535951)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:27 PM
Author: cerise theatre candlestick maker

Not logical, smart. Very smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535954)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Haunting rehab

Eat, pray, love dear friend. Eat. Pray. Love.

Live for yourself first.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535958)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: cerise theatre candlestick maker

My kids were crying their eyes out as I was packing my car lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535980)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Haunting rehab

lmao haha they'll get over it and understand later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535985)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:17 PM
Author: amethyst tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537139)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 1:09 AM
Author: Chartreuse submissive roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538669)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: exhilarant address

This is the Torah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536010)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: navy talented locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535959)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: cerise theatre candlestick maker

Amps?

Also you’re 100%. When I had sex with the stripper she looked great but the smell was atrocious. I remember in college banging a hot chick who smelled. My wife smells great.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535975)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: navy talented locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535983)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:24 AM
Author: French stimulating quadroon

No interest in fucking chinks but i found a spot by me where the girl greedily works my balls and tenderly flicks my butthole after giving me an actually good massage. Might ruin me for normal massages.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: navy talented locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536166)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: sooty theater stage

very homosexual thread if not flame, which i assume it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49535987)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 11:53 PM
Author: curious bearded multi-billionaire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2w5SQ0L65I&t=13s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536015)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:02 AM
Author: Seedy big twinkling uncleanness messiness

Johnsmeyer used to be funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536157)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: cerise theatre candlestick maker

(It’s 2013) I’m a different poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49536189)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: concupiscible shrine associate

who is anti JM? gtfo, he's the best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537088)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Seedy big twinkling uncleanness messiness

I'm not anti JM just hard to watch your heroes get washed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537290)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: cerise theatre candlestick maker

Washed up? I’m 40 with a family lol. I started poasting here when I was 21. I’m not around irl weird situations as much to develop off the wall stories. I still put in effort. That’s like saying some major leaguer who was good when he’s 21 isn’t as good as when he’s 40. I can still be a commentator like Arod or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537634)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pontificating Home Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537638)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:16 PM
Author: concupiscible shrine associate

brother i think you're better - there is wisdom and experience that comes with age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537842)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:58 AM
Author: cerise theatre candlestick maker

I’m here to teach. Happily married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538654)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: concupiscible shrine associate

your entire shtick is hating on posters here - it's sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537840)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Seedy big twinkling uncleanness messiness

Gonna cry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538288)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 12:59 AM
Author: cerise theatre candlestick maker

Let’s all just chill. No benefit in this,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538655)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Domesticated bawdyhouse circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537106)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Pontificating Home Love Of Her Life

Stfu you robotic chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537636)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:36 PM
Author: Slap-happy indigo macaca

(6'1" wife)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538273)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:33 PM
Author: Dun Shivering Corn Cake

leaving to find a better life with more stripper sex tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537069)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: sickened 180 half-breed hospital

“Hey babe, I’m leaving to find a better life. Anyways, gotta go.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537077)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:39 PM
Author: Gold Motley Sanctuary

ljl @ some "man" letting his dick control his life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537080)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:42 PM
Author: cerise theatre candlestick maker

17 years I was able to fight it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537086)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Gold Motley Sanctuary

No, you spent 17 years delaying your demise because your cock was in control the whole time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537753)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: cerise theatre candlestick maker

That dick made 5 kids my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537774)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:11 PM
Author: spectacular onyx brunch

It looks like OP already admitted that this is flame, but the flame became kind of obvious when he couldn't remember how many kids he has.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537833)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: cerise theatre candlestick maker

lol you’re right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538053)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: concupiscible shrine associate

describe the sex? it must've been good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537090)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: demanding trailer park

smart move, but why leaving the kids?

also, did you offer your wife to stay but you just have sex with others for fun?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537104)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Lilac dysfunction

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537133)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: ultramarine juggernaut institution

Aren’t you 5 10? How are you finding anyone to have sex with you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537134)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: cerise theatre candlestick maker

Non Asian/indian. Not a knock on these groups, I’m the first to admit height is my flaw. But my whole life I’ve been in good shape and had nice hair. Blue eyes and Italian.

Has it ever been an issue? I’m sure it has. But I was this height when I was 14 just stopped growing. So always knew I was the man in HS. Never noticed I stopped growing until I made it to XO lmao. Met my wife senior year of college so never had to deal with “shrews” who are obsessed with height. Some lonely shrew coworkers mentioned that I wouldn’t be marketable today but I seem do be doing fine. Not leaving my family btw. This was all flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537631)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 6:17 PM
Author: concupiscible shrine associate

it's a christmas miracle - you realized the spirit was inside you the whole time. you've got everything you need

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49537844)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: cerise theatre candlestick maker

I’m Philippino lol. And really 5’4 lol that’s the worst part of this. I’m living my life through “johnsmeyer” who is still a 4/10 life vs the 1/10 I really live.

Never stepped foot on the wildwood boardwalk. No idea what’s real anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49538050)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: concupiscible shrine associate

damn, i always pictured jm as the 5'10 blue eyed italian stallion, who used to play some ball, strolling on the wildwood boardwalk. idk what to believe any more either. is your wife still 6'3?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813657&forum_id=2#49539118)