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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
pearly razzle-dazzle garrison antidepressant drug
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
flatulent church voyeur
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
flatulent church voyeur
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
violent theatre incel
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
flatulent church voyeur
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
violent theatre incel
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
flatulent church voyeur
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
pearly razzle-dazzle garrison antidepressant drug
  01/05/26
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pearly razzle-dazzle garrison antidepressant drug
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
flatulent church voyeur
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
pearly razzle-dazzle garrison antidepressant drug
  01/06/26
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Copper school cafeteria
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
flatulent church voyeur
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
metal blue windowlicker
  01/06/26
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glittery dun mexican dysfunction
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
arrogant excitant market philosopher-king
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
flatulent church voyeur
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
slimy topaz stag film toaster
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
flatulent church voyeur
  01/06/26
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Irradiated International Law Enforcement Agency
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
arrogant excitant market philosopher-king
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
flatulent church voyeur
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
slimy topaz stag film toaster
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
flatulent church voyeur
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
slimy topaz stag film toaster
  01/06/26
Lmao
pearly razzle-dazzle garrison antidepressant drug
  01/06/26
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maniacal autistic forum pocket flask
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Cheese-eating Internet-worthy Doctorate Main People
  01/06/26
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violent theatre incel
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: pearly razzle-dazzle garrison antidepressant drug

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: flatulent church voyeur

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: flatulent church voyeur

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: violent theatre incel

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: flatulent church voyeur

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: violent theatre incel

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: flatulent church voyeur

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: pearly razzle-dazzle garrison antidepressant drug

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: pearly razzle-dazzle garrison antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: flatulent church voyeur

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: pearly razzle-dazzle garrison antidepressant drug

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Copper school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: flatulent church voyeur

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: metal blue windowlicker

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: glittery dun mexican dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: arrogant excitant market philosopher-king

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: flatulent church voyeur

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: slimy topaz stag film toaster

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: flatulent church voyeur

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Irradiated International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: arrogant excitant market philosopher-king

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: flatulent church voyeur

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: slimy topaz stag film toaster

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: flatulent church voyeur

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: slimy topaz stag film toaster

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: pearly razzle-dazzle garrison antidepressant drug

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: maniacal autistic forum pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Cheese-eating Internet-worthy Doctorate Main People

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: violent theatre incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566761)