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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
fragrant slap-happy ape school cafeteria
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Cocky Azn
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Cocky Azn
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Bearded Charcoal Parlor
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Cocky Azn
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Bearded Charcoal Parlor
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Cocky Azn
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
fragrant slap-happy ape school cafeteria
  01/05/26
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fragrant slap-happy ape school cafeteria
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Cocky Azn
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
fragrant slap-happy ape school cafeteria
  01/06/26
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Onyx sticky ticket booth idea he suggested
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Cocky Azn
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
yapping adventurous hall
  01/06/26
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razzmatazz lemon trailer park
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Irate Weed Whacker
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Cocky Azn
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
pea-brained hairy legs
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Cocky Azn
  01/06/26
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Curious market
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Irate Weed Whacker
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Cocky Azn
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
pea-brained hairy legs
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Cocky Azn
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
pea-brained hairy legs
  01/06/26
Lmao
fragrant slap-happy ape school cafeteria
  01/06/26
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vigorous glassy pervert
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
embarrassed to the bone deep antidepressant drug state
  01/06/26
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Bearded Charcoal Parlor
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: fragrant slap-happy ape school cafeteria

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Cocky Azn

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Cocky Azn

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Bearded Charcoal Parlor

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Cocky Azn

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Bearded Charcoal Parlor

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Cocky Azn

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: fragrant slap-happy ape school cafeteria

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: fragrant slap-happy ape school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Cocky Azn

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: fragrant slap-happy ape school cafeteria

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: Onyx sticky ticket booth idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Cocky Azn

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: yapping adventurous hall

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: razzmatazz lemon trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Irate Weed Whacker

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Cocky Azn

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: pea-brained hairy legs

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Cocky Azn

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Curious market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Irate Weed Whacker

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Cocky Azn

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: pea-brained hairy legs

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Cocky Azn

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: pea-brained hairy legs

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: fragrant slap-happy ape school cafeteria

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: vigorous glassy pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone deep antidepressant drug state

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Bearded Charcoal Parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566761)