Date: February 24th, 2026 3:54 PM Author: boyish rose area
some excerpts:
You look awful, my boyfriend says.
He cannot tell a lie, white or otherwise. He plays devil’s advocate with incredible gusto. We are of the age now where acceptance begets love rather than vice versa. Once, sheepishly, he shared a hypothesis that the average Asian girl is cuter than the average white girl. Picture it, he said. Your barista. Any stranger landed fresh off the boat. But have you ever noticed? White women are the great beauties....
My white boyfriend should be the least remarkable thing about me, but I am sorely unremarkable. Together, we make a conspicuous pair—or not, depending on which corner of the internet you ask. In a tale as old as time, it’s whenever he’s in the bathroom that people rush and approach me. Where are you from? Mine is the kind of face that invites it.
Shangri-La, I might reply offhandedly. Or, singsong: the dark side of the moon. Or, deadpan: Where am I from? I don’t know where I am right now...
The way he moves through the world is intoxicating, like he is at any point primed to be sucked off or to have his throat slit. Because he’s white, he was hired for his communication skills. Everyone on our sprint team is Chinese or Indian, underpaid in comparison, though not underpaid in general. He often confuses me, the Chinese-American, with the only other woman on our team, a Chinese national. There is one Black woman upstairs in marketing. A rock star, corporate agrees, before putting her on all the recruiting materials....
Did I lie? I can’t remember. It may have been a Chinese guy I dated who said that thing about Asian girls and white women. He rattled off the names: Angelina Jolie, before she got old. If you go further back in history, Marilyn Monroe. If you go back to the beginning, Helen of Troy...
Who doesn’t dream of seeing the world, and by necessity with their white boyfriend?....
wow! the trillionth +1 thread about asians with the inevitable completely mediocre looking 4 being jizzed over by hordes of yellow fever tiny pinkdicks which was, of course, created by NYUUG! what an OBSESSED FREAK! he makes so many threads about asians, what a SCHIZO
Date: February 24th, 2026 7:46 PM Author: Pumonymous
wow! the trillionth nyuug poast seething about an AZNgirl’s out-and-proud lust for white cock! he makes so few poasts about “cumskins,” what a model of mental stability!
Date: February 24th, 2026 9:56 PM Author: Pumonymous
nobody in this thread (other than you) is lusting over that moon-faced asian girl, you dumb gook. we’re mocking her.
yeah nothing at all repetitive about your years and years of perpetual whining about “fucktarded inconsistent cumskins” and “yellow fever” you butthurt nowag lmao