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Had a cardiac event because I ate too many giant gas station pickles
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:27 PM Author: Cerebral black university hairy legs I had three of those huge gas station plastic wrapped pickles that come with a bunch of pickle juice. I had two spicy and one regular. I also drank the pickle juice of one of the spicy ones. This is probably like 10,000mg of sodium at least
This is pretty terrible for your blood pressure and it fucks up your BP meds, so it sparked a hypertensive crisis and I had to go to the urgent care
Usually this doesn't happen but pretty often, usually it just gives me explosive uncontrollable diarrhea as the sodium causes you to mass dump water from your asshole
anyway, i'm still gonna picklemaxx they're really good |
Date: April 1st, 2026 11:29 PM Author: excitant underhanded philosopher-king That's 5,000mg of sodium (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852685&forum_id=2#49788232) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:31 PM Author: Cerebral black university hairy legs It's ~6300mg from the pickles alone but that doesn't count the juice which is pure sodium (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852685&forum_id=2#49788235) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:33 PM Author: excitant underhanded philosopher-king What brand. This says 400mg per serving and a pickle has 4 servings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852685&forum_id=2#49788242) |
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Date: April 2nd, 2026 12:06 AM Author: Cerebral black university hairy legs mine is 7 servings at 300 pickle ONLY
EXCLUDING that sweet, sweet pickle juice |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 8:41 PM Author: excitant underhanded philosopher-king r u retarded? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852685&forum_id=2#49792296) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:32 PM Author: frum ceo home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852685&forum_id=2#49788238) |
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:32 PM Author: ultramarine federal useless brakes Bick's makes a reduced sodium pickle
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Date: April 1st, 2026 11:37 PM Author: zombie-like razzle-dazzle locus boistinker You've got salt cravings- are you on diuretics? If so, probably the reason. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852685&forum_id=2#49788249) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 8:19 PM Author: Cerebral black university hairy legs Yes I am, they added it to my BP meds because I would eat too many gas station pickles and it would fuck up their efficacy, so they added another.
Crazy that the medicine meant to fix my pickle induced problem makes me want MORE pickles!
Somehow, the Jews are responsible for this |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 9:17 PM Author: zombie-like razzle-dazzle locus boistinker My dad has high blood pressure and diuretics caused him to crave gas station pickles. Not shitting you. It seems obvious that diuretics are a plot concocted by the Jewish gas station pickle mafia. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852685&forum_id=2#49792386) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 8:26 PM Author: adventurous overrated lodge telephone On the opposite end of the spectrum, I have to supplement with sodium because I don't get enough from what I eat, and I sweat a lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852685&forum_id=2#49792264) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 8:32 PM Author: Cerebral black university hairy legs Have you considered eating gas station pickles? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852685&forum_id=2#49792278) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 8:37 PM Author: adventurous overrated lodge telephone No. Should I? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852685&forum_id=2#49792287) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 9:07 PM Author: gaped ruby gas station reading party Yes but suppository is most effective for absorption (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852685&forum_id=2#49792357) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 9:13 PM Author: zombie-like razzle-dazzle locus boistinker There are damn few problems in this life that can't be solved by a gas station pickle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852685&forum_id=2#49792372) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 8:38 PM Author: misunderstood chocolate theatre Excellent thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852685&forum_id=2#49792290) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 8:41 PM Author: sticky casino stock car I have low blood pressure (100/60) and I eat a FUCKTON of salt. I think my body needs extra because my BP is low. Been snacking on hella anchovies lately. Idk about gas station pickles though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852685&forum_id=2#49792294) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 8:56 PM Author: razzmatazz honey-headed stage why do you hang around gas stations? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5852685&forum_id=2#49792323) |