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Microsoft lays off literally over 9000 workers

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/...
mint dashing milk
  04/24/26
Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.
rough-skinned bateful station
  04/24/26
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Diverse filthpig brunch
  04/24/26
"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based ...
bright twisted orchestra pit cuckoldry
  04/24/26
The great Boomer Purge is finally happening
rambunctious ratface
  04/24/26
Gen X is finally taking over OYT
Boyish cumskin
  04/24/26
the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread abo...
rambunctious ratface
  04/24/26
Link?
Boyish cumskin
  04/24/26
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mint dashing milk
  04/24/26
they were still the only people doing interesting things at ...
Abnormal Mediation Menage
  04/24/26
These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 year...
Flirting sound barrier
  04/24/26
Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are th...
Abnormal Mediation Menage
  04/24/26
gen x is not old 😔
Hateful bistre fat ankles
  04/24/26
Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is a...
Wine splenetic mad-dog skullcap stock car
  04/24/26
all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 2...
Soggy amber home
  04/24/26
they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready fo...
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Glassy Cracking Address
  04/24/26
The program targets employees at the senior director level a...
Flirting sound barrier
  04/24/26
Those people are OLD.
bright twisted orchestra pit cuckoldry
  04/24/26


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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: mint dashing milk

https://www.inc.com/leila-sheridan/microsoft-ai-buyout-9000/91335472

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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: rough-skinned bateful station

Microsoft hoping CoPilot will run microsoft is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839408)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: Diverse filthpig brunch



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: bright twisted orchestra pit cuckoldry

"Roughly seven percent of Microsoft’s U.S.-based employees will be eligible"..."The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70"

That's an insane number of old doods for a tech company wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839413)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: rambunctious ratface

The great Boomer Purge is finally happening

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839417)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:40 AM
Author: Boyish cumskin

Gen X is finally taking over OYT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839433)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:53 AM
Author: rambunctious ratface

the tide is turning cowshit. that's why there's a thread about some poaster's shitboomer father being "angry and depressed". The Strokes are calling out the Juice. Grace Bowers just gave the finger to creepy ScumBoomer Gibson guitar enthusiasts.

it's over Boomers, but we will make it much worse before you get to die mwhahhahahaha!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839460)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 10:49 AM
Author: Boyish cumskin

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839604)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 9:43 AM
Author: mint dashing milk

https://media1.tenor.com/m/ESTkzQQMcTEAAAAC/star-wars.gif

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839439)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Abnormal Mediation Menage

they were still the only people doing interesting things at microsoft.

geriatric Dave Cutler >>>>>>> 27 year old jeet



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839705)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:32 AM
Author: Flirting sound barrier

These people were working on MS Word and Outlook for 25 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839710)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Abnormal Mediation Menage

Cutler works on core operating system tech. the pakis are the ones who shit up the Office UX.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839723)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:34 AM
Author: Hateful bistre fat ankles

gen x is not old 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839722)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:38 AM
Author: Wine splenetic mad-dog skullcap stock car

Ran here gingerly, because my back is tight and my knee is acting up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839730)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:29 AM
Author: Soggy amber home

all these boomers failed to get outlook search to work for 25 years, it's overdue IMHO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839701)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: excitant magenta twinkling uncleanness multi-billionaire

they also forced TEAMS on us 15 years before it was ready for the market. need to be guillotined.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839712)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Glassy Cracking Address



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: maniacal translucent casino



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Glassy Cracking Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839713)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: Flirting sound barrier

The program targets employees at the senior director level and below whose combined age and years of service equal at least 70.

Even 1980 X-ennials could qualify if they joined MSFT out of college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839717)



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Date: April 24th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: bright twisted orchestra pit cuckoldry

Those people are OLD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5860047&forum_id=2#49839738)