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benzo can't even get a job as a doordasher

Because of his criminal record + lack of a driver's license/...
Yapping Vibrant Public Bath Pisswyrm
  08/21/26
last three words in the thread title are superfluous
Flushed Temple
  08/21/26
Yeah but he get's to live in the luxury of his grandmother's...
Sooty contagious stage weed whacker
  08/21/26
And the immodesty of leaching off his family is only tempora...
Fracture in the Maidenhead
  08/21/26
Yeah plus he will triple that in options trading using his s...
Sooty contagious stage weed whacker
  08/21/26
The train is leaving
Yapping Vibrant Public Bath Pisswyrm
  08/21/26
Triple? It's literally an infinite money glitch. Exponential...
Fracture in the Maidenhead
  08/21/26
...
beta soul-stirring stead internal respiration
  08/22/26
Bear, you say? 🐻
Elite charismatic nowag
  08/21/26
It's an ingenious structural architecture to eliminate the n...
Sooty contagious stage weed whacker
  08/21/26
It's calculated immodesty
Yapping Vibrant Public Bath Pisswyrm
  08/21/26
Perhaps traditional standards of decency aren't load-bearing...
Sooty contagious stage weed whacker
  08/21/26
The only load bearing asset he has is his BOIHOLE when UNCLE...
Yapping Vibrant Public Bath Pisswyrm
  08/21/26
I thought he beat up his grandmother She forgave him?
Thriller yarmulke
  08/21/26
Yeah from what I heard she forgave him and he kept living th...
Sooty contagious stage weed whacker
  08/21/26
Wow now that’s a grandma Also she must be like 100...
Thriller yarmulke
  08/21/26
no forgiveness; she just beat him up back and it was a draw ...
Flushed Temple
  08/21/26
nana KO'd that pauper fuck
Domesticated shrine stock car
  08/22/26
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Yapping Vibrant Public Bath Pisswyrm
  08/22/26
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Thriller yarmulke
  08/22/26
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spectacular narrow-minded prole
  08/22/26
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Flushed Temple
  08/22/26
And if the bitch steps out of line benzo will beat her ass!
dull razzmatazz menage double fault
  08/22/26
nah, sister amy wears the pants. if benzo mouths off, she's ...
Yapping Vibrant Public Bath Pisswyrm
  08/22/26
litigators and dogs need not apply
razzle-dazzle lake area digit ratio
  08/21/26
Sears todo para ti tp tried to help benzo get a job when he ...
painfully honest cerebral blood rage
  08/21/26
Anyone who has tried to help someone "down on their luc...
Fracture in the Maidenhead
  08/21/26
I really, really want to read that thread/full story again, ...
dull razzmatazz menage double fault
  08/22/26
What a fucking loser
low-t adventurous ticket booth haunted graveyard
  08/21/26
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Yapping Vibrant Public Bath Pisswyrm
  08/21/26
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dull razzmatazz menage double fault
  08/22/26
It’s crazy how he just refuses to work and is content ...
internet-worthy fragrant gas station codepig
  08/22/26
what could he possibly offer an employer? he's 40, has never...
Yapping Vibrant Public Bath Pisswyrm
  08/22/26
The entire town is walkable since it’s so small maybe ...
Sticky talking brethren tanning salon
  08/22/26
what, exactly, is he qualified to do? Also keep in mind his ...
Yapping Vibrant Public Bath Pisswyrm
  08/22/26
Can't he start some hustle on the internet where he peddles ...
Sooty contagious stage weed whacker
  08/22/26
I don't think he's smart enough to be a conman. He couldn't ...
Yapping Vibrant Public Bath Pisswyrm
  08/22/26
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Yapping Vibrant Public Bath Pisswyrm
  08/22/26
Benzo defend yourself
Sticky talking brethren tanning salon
  08/22/26
I like his poasts
exciting primrose stag film
  08/22/26


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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Yapping Vibrant Public Bath Pisswyrm

Because of his criminal record + lack of a driver's license/car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083390)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Flushed Temple

last three words in the thread title are superfluous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083859)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Sooty contagious stage weed whacker

Yeah but he get's to live in the luxury of his grandmother's home without the need to bear the indignity of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083398)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Fracture in the Maidenhead (gunneratttt)

And the immodesty of leaching off his family is only temporary. The vaxcash is about to roll in!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083410)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Sooty contagious stage weed whacker

Yeah plus he will triple that in options trading using his secret patented method, which definitely isn't crank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083415)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Yapping Vibrant Public Bath Pisswyrm

The train is leaving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083418)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Fracture in the Maidenhead (gunneratttt)

Triple? It's literally an infinite money glitch. Exponential risk-free gains will crash the world economy. That's why the powers that be have aligned to make sure Benzo never has a dollar to invest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083551)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: beta soul-stirring stead internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084741)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Elite charismatic nowag

Bear, you say? 🐻

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083416)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Sooty contagious stage weed whacker

It's an ingenious structural architecture to eliminate the necessity of work-bearing tasks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083420)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Yapping Vibrant Public Bath Pisswyrm

It's calculated immodesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083425)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Sooty contagious stage weed whacker

Perhaps traditional standards of decency aren't load-bearing for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083430)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: Yapping Vibrant Public Bath Pisswyrm

The only load bearing asset he has is his BOIHOLE when UNCLE DAVE comes over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083435)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Thriller yarmulke

I thought he beat up his grandmother

She forgave him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083832)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: Sooty contagious stage weed whacker

Yeah from what I heard she forgave him and he kept living there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083848)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: Thriller yarmulke

Wow now that’s a grandma

Also she must be like 100 years old now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083850)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Flushed Temple

no forgiveness; she just beat him up back and it was a draw

otoh, cousin amy actually won their fight

benzo is 0-1-1 vs female household members

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083861)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Domesticated shrine stock car

nana KO'd that pauper fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084923)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: Yapping Vibrant Public Bath Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Thriller yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084934)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: spectacular narrow-minded prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085323)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Flushed Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50086125)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: dull razzmatazz menage double fault

And if the bitch steps out of line benzo will beat her ass!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084930)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Yapping Vibrant Public Bath Pisswyrm

nah, sister amy wears the pants. if benzo mouths off, she's got a pretty mean right hook that'll tame him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084933)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle lake area digit ratio

litigators and dogs need not apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083422)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: painfully honest cerebral blood rage

Sears todo para ti tp tried to help benzo get a job when he moved to nyc but benzo just ghosted him and didn’t pay him back $100 or whatever he borrowed lol. Benzo is still 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083553)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Fracture in the Maidenhead (gunneratttt)

Anyone who has tried to help someone "down on their luck" quickly finds out that they're the source of their own problems.

These people are often 180 though. Benzo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083589)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: dull razzmatazz menage double fault

I really, really want to read that thread/full story again, it was absolutely amazing. I fucking hate shitmods so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084931)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: low-t adventurous ticket booth haunted graveyard

What a fucking loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083582)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Yapping Vibrant Public Bath Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083829)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: dull razzmatazz menage double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084932)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: internet-worthy fragrant gas station codepig

It’s crazy how he just refuses to work and is content to live and die in some shithole one horse Indiana town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084896)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: Yapping Vibrant Public Bath Pisswyrm

what could he possibly offer an employer? he's 40, has never held a job, and has no one else to mooch off of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084914)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 2:01 PM
Author: Sticky talking brethren tanning salon

The entire town is walkable since it’s so small maybe he’s employed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085328)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Yapping Vibrant Public Bath Pisswyrm

what, exactly, is he qualified to do? Also keep in mind his rap sheet & felony theft convictions. Do you really think any company would let him anywhere near a cash register?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085702)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Sooty contagious stage weed whacker

Can't he start some hustle on the internet where he peddles his crank options trading methods to desperate retards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085705)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Yapping Vibrant Public Bath Pisswyrm

I don't think he's smart enough to be a conman. He couldn't even con cookies out of a subway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085734)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: Yapping Vibrant Public Bath Pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085864)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: Sticky talking brethren tanning salon

Benzo defend yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50086439)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: exciting primrose stag film

I like his poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50086440)