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benzo can't even get a job as a doordasher

Because of his criminal record + lack of a driver's license/...
frisky big half-breed
  08/21/26
last three words in the thread title are superfluous
deep athletic conference heaven
  08/21/26
Yeah but he get's to live in the luxury of his grandmother's...
Green Electric Coffee Pot
  08/21/26
And the immodesty of leaching off his family is only tempora...
Fracture in the Maidenhead
  08/21/26
Yeah plus he will triple that in options trading using his s...
Green Electric Coffee Pot
  08/21/26
The train is leaving
frisky big half-breed
  08/21/26
Triple? It's literally an infinite money glitch. Exponential...
Fracture in the Maidenhead
  08/21/26
...
Nighttime Nibblets Chapel
  08/22/26
Bear, you say? 🐻
beady-eyed pearl brethren
  08/21/26
It's an ingenious structural architecture to eliminate the n...
Green Electric Coffee Pot
  08/21/26
It's calculated immodesty
frisky big half-breed
  08/21/26
Perhaps traditional standards of decency aren't load-bearing...
Green Electric Coffee Pot
  08/21/26
The only load bearing asset he has is his BOIHOLE when UNCLE...
frisky big half-breed
  08/21/26
I thought he beat up his grandmother She forgave him?
Chocolate narrow-minded macaca ticket booth
  08/21/26
Yeah from what I heard she forgave him and he kept living th...
Green Electric Coffee Pot
  08/21/26
Wow now that’s a grandma Also she must be like 100...
Chocolate narrow-minded macaca ticket booth
  08/21/26
no forgiveness; she just beat him up back and it was a draw ...
deep athletic conference heaven
  08/21/26
nana KO'd that pauper fuck
Razzle-dazzle giraffe
  08/22/26
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frisky big half-breed
  08/22/26
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Chocolate narrow-minded macaca ticket booth
  08/22/26
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costumed forum scourge upon the earth
  08/22/26
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deep athletic conference heaven
  08/22/26
And if the bitch steps out of line benzo will beat her ass!
Indigo magical bawdyhouse dysfunction
  08/22/26
nah, sister amy wears the pants. if benzo mouths off, she's ...
frisky big half-breed
  08/22/26
litigators and dogs need not apply
Sienna gay wizard nursing home
  08/21/26
Sears todo para ti tp tried to help benzo get a job when he ...
Swashbuckling gas station
  08/21/26
Anyone who has tried to help someone "down on their luc...
Fracture in the Maidenhead
  08/21/26
I really, really want to read that thread/full story again, ...
Indigo magical bawdyhouse dysfunction
  08/22/26
What a fucking loser
orange razzle state
  08/21/26
...
frisky big half-breed
  08/21/26
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Indigo magical bawdyhouse dysfunction
  08/22/26
It’s crazy how he just refuses to work and is content ...
Violet floppy base jewess
  08/22/26
what could he possibly offer an employer? he's 40, has never...
frisky big half-breed
  08/22/26
The entire town is walkable since it’s so small maybe ...
appetizing sweet tailpipe
  08/22/26
what, exactly, is he qualified to do? Also keep in mind his ...
frisky big half-breed
  08/22/26
Can't he start some hustle on the internet where he peddles ...
Green Electric Coffee Pot
  08/22/26
I don't think he's smart enough to be a conman. He couldn't ...
frisky big half-breed
  08/22/26
...
frisky big half-breed
  08/22/26
Benzo defend yourself
appetizing sweet tailpipe
  08/22/26
I like his poasts
Curious bisexual headpube
  08/22/26


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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: frisky big half-breed

Because of his criminal record + lack of a driver's license/car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083390)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: deep athletic conference heaven

last three words in the thread title are superfluous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083859)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Green Electric Coffee Pot

Yeah but he get's to live in the luxury of his grandmother's home without the need to bear the indignity of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083398)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Fracture in the Maidenhead (gunneratttt)

And the immodesty of leaching off his family is only temporary. The vaxcash is about to roll in!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083410)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Green Electric Coffee Pot

Yeah plus he will triple that in options trading using his secret patented method, which definitely isn't crank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083415)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: frisky big half-breed

The train is leaving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083418)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Fracture in the Maidenhead (gunneratttt)

Triple? It's literally an infinite money glitch. Exponential risk-free gains will crash the world economy. That's why the powers that be have aligned to make sure Benzo never has a dollar to invest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083551)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: Nighttime Nibblets Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084741)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: beady-eyed pearl brethren

Bear, you say? 🐻

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083416)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Green Electric Coffee Pot

It's an ingenious structural architecture to eliminate the necessity of work-bearing tasks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083420)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: frisky big half-breed

It's calculated immodesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083425)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:23 PM
Author: Green Electric Coffee Pot

Perhaps traditional standards of decency aren't load-bearing for him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083430)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:25 PM
Author: frisky big half-breed

The only load bearing asset he has is his BOIHOLE when UNCLE DAVE comes over

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083435)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Chocolate narrow-minded macaca ticket booth

I thought he beat up his grandmother

She forgave him?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083832)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: Green Electric Coffee Pot

Yeah from what I heard she forgave him and he kept living there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083848)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:37 PM
Author: Chocolate narrow-minded macaca ticket booth

Wow now that’s a grandma

Also she must be like 100 years old now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083850)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: deep athletic conference heaven

no forgiveness; she just beat him up back and it was a draw

otoh, cousin amy actually won their fight

benzo is 0-1-1 vs female household members

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083861)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:29 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle giraffe

nana KO'd that pauper fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084923)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: frisky big half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084929)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: Chocolate narrow-minded macaca ticket booth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084934)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: costumed forum scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085323)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: deep athletic conference heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50086125)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: Indigo magical bawdyhouse dysfunction

And if the bitch steps out of line benzo will beat her ass!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084930)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: frisky big half-breed

nah, sister amy wears the pants. if benzo mouths off, she's got a pretty mean right hook that'll tame him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084933)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Sienna gay wizard nursing home

litigators and dogs need not apply

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083422)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:00 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gas station

Sears todo para ti tp tried to help benzo get a job when he moved to nyc but benzo just ghosted him and didn’t pay him back $100 or whatever he borrowed lol. Benzo is still 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083553)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:11 PM
Author: Fracture in the Maidenhead (gunneratttt)

Anyone who has tried to help someone "down on their luck" quickly finds out that they're the source of their own problems.

These people are often 180 though. Benzo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083589)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:33 AM
Author: Indigo magical bawdyhouse dysfunction

I really, really want to read that thread/full story again, it was absolutely amazing. I fucking hate shitmods so much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084931)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: orange razzle state

What a fucking loser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083582)



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Date: August 21st, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: frisky big half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50083829)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Indigo magical bawdyhouse dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084932)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Violet floppy base jewess

It’s crazy how he just refuses to work and is content to live and die in some shithole one horse Indiana town

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084896)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 10:25 AM
Author: frisky big half-breed

what could he possibly offer an employer? he's 40, has never held a job, and has no one else to mooch off of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50084914)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 2:01 PM
Author: appetizing sweet tailpipe

The entire town is walkable since it’s so small maybe he’s employed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085328)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: frisky big half-breed

what, exactly, is he qualified to do? Also keep in mind his rap sheet & felony theft convictions. Do you really think any company would let him anywhere near a cash register?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085702)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Green Electric Coffee Pot

Can't he start some hustle on the internet where he peddles his crank options trading methods to desperate retards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085705)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: frisky big half-breed

I don't think he's smart enough to be a conman. He couldn't even con cookies out of a subway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085734)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: frisky big half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50085864)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 11:35 PM
Author: appetizing sweet tailpipe

Benzo defend yourself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50086439)



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Date: August 22nd, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Curious bisexual headpube

I like his poasts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5895684&forum_id=2#50086440)