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Based on the writing style and obsession with <objective&...
hairraiser national psychic
  03/08/07
Pensive?
anal charismatic karate
  03/08/07
Obsession with IQ? Date: March 8th, 2007 6:17 PM Author:...
hairraiser national psychic
  03/08/07
...
hairraiser national psychic
  03/08/07
Blatant GF trolling? >and my gf is a typical girl peop...
hairraiser national psychic
  03/08/07
Egomaniacal, delusional and obsessed with rating women on th...
appetizing temple laser beams
  03/08/07
yeah i actually thought those numbers were pretty funny. bu...
navy histrionic voyeur center
  03/08/07
Who but pensive, being unemployed, has this much time to run...
hairraiser national psychic
  03/08/07
Characteristic phrases? >i wouldn't trade places with ...
hairraiser national psychic
  03/08/07
Ridiculously retarded attempt at boasting AND covering his t...
hairraiser national psychic
  03/08/07
obsessing over pensive much?
titillating gaping
  03/08/07
a) Don't blame me because I pick up clues from flamebait pos...
hairraiser national psychic
  03/08/07
a,b,c) what are you planning to do about any of this? srsly....
titillating gaping
  03/08/07
Not sure, but thanks for bumping.
hairraiser national psychic
  03/08/07
Plus, pensive, no one cares about trolling and flaming in th...
hairraiser national psychic
  03/08/07
Uh, pensive, why do you keep deleting your posts from this t...
hairraiser national psychic
  03/08/07
see my question above. btw i am not pensive.
titillating gaping
  03/08/07
Thanks for the bump! Because you say you're not pensive, you...
hairraiser national psychic
  03/08/07
120
titillating gaping
  03/08/07
BTW, I just glanced at the New Messages log. It sure looks l...
hairraiser national psychic
  03/08/07
FWIW, I support this thread. As soon as I saw pensive reply...
soul-stirring business firm genital piercing
  03/08/07
Hi Vector! Seriously though, pensive aka Mike Church has ...
hairraiser national psychic
  03/08/07
maybe pensive just found someone who has the intellect to be...
Trip Brindle Ape
  03/08/07
Please stop implying that Pensive isn't 174. TY.
appetizing temple laser beams
  03/09/07
...
anal charismatic karate
  03/08/07
...
hairraiser national psychic
  03/08/07
excellent job man
Mischievous step-uncle's house
  03/09/07
Good detective work. This ship will be sailing.
slippery gaming laptop
  03/09/07
how shall we go about enacting revenge on this little dweeb?
Mischievous step-uncle's house
  03/09/07
Do you have something in mind?
slippery gaming laptop
  03/09/07
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592218&for...
hairraiser national psychic
  03/09/07
Also, getting caught flaming is one of pensive's trademarks
canary deer antler
  03/09/07
rofl, yasfrat.
anal charismatic karate
  03/09/07
...
Ocher flirting field idiot
  03/09/07
bump for final outing of pensive=pauliewalnuts=hitlerhitlerh...
Frum impertinent plaza fat ankles
  03/30/07
...
godawful patrolman spot
  03/30/07
bump for XO-surfing Keker paralegal
topaz idea he suggested
  01/27/08


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Date: March 8th, 2007 6:14 PM
Author: hairraiser national psychic

Based on the writing style and obsession with <objective> figures, guess the poster who wrote this:

>as far as "C", you are just flat wrong. she's not that attractive (men would pick my GF over her, physically, 80-90% of the time; men would pick my GF over her, physically+nonphysically, 60-75% of the time).

EDIT:

But wait! Why did he blank this out?

It's a good thing I saved the page as a PDF!

Whew!

Why did I save it as a PDF? It's because I'm so fucking tired of pauliewalnuts' schtick and I just want the normal shittalking xoxo back without people getting hurt and servers slowing down.

If anyone wants a copy, email me!

EDIT2: Here's the post in its entirety!

Date: March 8th, 2007 5:58 PM

Author: Prof. Brian Leiter

as far as "D", i would be stupid to discuss those things.

as far as "C", you are just flat wrong. she's not that attractive (men would pick my GF over her, physically, 80-90% of the time; men would pick my GF over her, physically+nonphysically, 60-75% of the time).

as far as "B", i can tell you for a fact that many/most YLS grads are no better off than i am

as far as "A", if you're trying to say she pwns me, you need to talk about what you think is rich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592131&forum_id=2#7726308

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726355)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:19 PM
Author: anal charismatic karate

Pensive?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726365)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:21 PM
Author: hairraiser national psychic

Obsession with IQ?

Date: March 8th, 2007 6:17 PM

Author: Prof. Brian Leiter

what's your IQ? 115 at tops.

you think that she's getting 'credibility' out of this? huh?

btw, i wish her the best and hope she goes on to a good legal career. all i've ever said is she should've just ignored the stuff *other* xoxo'ers posted (i didnt post any of that stuff and i challenge you to show that i did)

words? words are all i want. i *dont* want IRL proofs out there. this is one thing i learned from this whole debacle. carry on... blah blah, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592131&forum_id=2#7726359

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726368)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: hairraiser national psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726410)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:24 PM
Author: hairraiser national psychic

Blatant GF trolling?

>and my gf is a typical girl people would consider hot, and i love her a lot because she's funny, smart, and secure.

Rancid pensive trolling?

>i'll stick to talking to pensive if i want to have a deep conversation.

Date: March 8th, 2007 5:53 PM

Author: Prof. Brian Leiter

my gf isn't a supermodel and i don't have a killer job--i have a job probably similar to the one you'll have when you grad LS. you might do more or less doc review, etc, but the differences will be minor. and my gf is a typical girl people would consider hot, and i love her a lot because she's funny, smart, and secure. this despite "only" being at a non-elite LS. the rest of the stuff you say is just stupid.

as far as the "doing stupid things" part, i was referring to all the people i know in Law who have good credentials but are miserable/insecure. and yes, they do a lot of stupid things. you can say i do stupid things too, that's fine and there's no use for me to defend myself here. i'm not interested in that. i'm smarter than you so i'll stick to talking to pensive if i want to have a deep conversation.

p.s. i "picked" your curiosity? sweeTTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592131&forum_id=2#7726297)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726375)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:22 PM
Author: appetizing temple laser beams

Egomaniacal, delusional and obsessed with rating women on the internet?

Oh, that narrows it down...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726371)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:26 PM
Author: navy histrionic voyeur center

yeah i actually thought those numbers were pretty funny. but i just assumed that the guy went out and took a poll or something.

then i realized that with all the time he spends trolling this place he probably doesn't have time to take a poll.

it also occurred to me that he probably doesn't have a girlfriend, attractive or otherwise (because seriously, who would date such an assclown?)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726379)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:34 PM
Author: hairraiser national psychic

Who but pensive, being unemployed, has this much time to run such a schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726401)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:31 PM
Author: hairraiser national psychic

Characteristic phrases?

>i wouldn't trade places with her.

>sometimes in relationships when i was younger, i was a jerk, but no moreso than the typical college or law school student.

Unrestrained verbal diarrhea?

Date: March 8th, 2007 6:13 PM

Author: Prof. Brian Leiter

i have a lot of reasons i'm not going to reveal a lot. but sure, if you want to think that i'm not a lawyer (despite all the things i've discussed about law school, associate life, etc) you're free to think so. in fact, i encourage it.

as far as heide, i DO respect her. i said before, i think the best thing about Heide Iravani is her YLS credential. that said, that doesn't pwn anyone at all. i wouldn't trade places with her. she's in the 'moderately attractive' category. i'm better and my gf is better. but again, believe whatever you want. earl agrees with me and earl was outed and turned out to be a guy girls find attractive and who (and i believe him) gets women. i similarly have never had a problem getting women--sometimes in relationships when i was younger, i was a jerk, but no moreso than the typical college or law school student.

i'm not as accomplished as Heide in the LS department (who is) but i never claimed to be so.

i never targeted Heide. i dont focus on her--i found her way, way behind other of the girls on T14. im not the one who posts all the threads about her or googlebombs her.

i didnt care about heide or her story at all until i found out that she had douchey 'reputation defenders' working for her. that is too funny.

i'm done with this because it bores me. i've basically NEVER focused on heide. i'm not sure why you think that my 'pauliewalnuts' schtick has anything to do with heide's mess. maybe you're stupid and can't follow xoxo very well. i'm not a persian fetishist and heide is cool by me. i wish her the best. she's stupid if she sticks with Rep Defender, because they're just ensuring that she gets press attention and message board attention down the line.

my gf is beautiful and talented--maybe not YLS but she's better looking than heide and comes from an awesome family--and i know she wouldn't care if guys posted pictures of her and said she's hot. why? bc she is secure. and, know what? she's more secure than me. and probably more secure than you. and most other people. now *that* is what i consider to be pwnage.

summary: heide is pretty smart, pretty well educated, but *not* that attractive, and certainly doesnt seem very personable or cool.

alright dood have fun... tell me how *amazing* heide is, bc for some reason you think i denied that. go ahead and pwn me, as if i'll be stoopid enough to post proof like you requested.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592131&forum_id=2#7726352)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726395)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: hairraiser national psychic

Ridiculously retarded attempt at boasting AND covering his tracks?

BTW, pensive, I called your bullshit on multiple occasions. You should've quit while you were ahead.

Date: March 7th, 2007 7:00 PM

Author: Prof. Brian Leiter

i find it funny you (and the rest of xoxo) has never considered that this may be a schtick moniker of another MAJOR poster...

that's all i'm sayin'

so far pensive is the only one who has hit on who/what pauliewalnuts is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=591693&forum_id=2#7723005

Date: March 7th, 2007 7:09 PM

Author: assert len('pensive') != 7

Honestly, I'm still not sure you're him, and I'd like to confirm, but obviously I prefer doing this on IM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=591693&forum_id=2#7723034

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726458)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: titillating gaping

obsessing over pensive much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726472)





Date: March 8th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: hairraiser national psychic

a) Don't blame me because I pick up clues from flamebait postings.

b) I just really want this pauliwalnuts schtick to go away. I doubt I'm alone in this.

c) STFU pensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726484)





Date: March 8th, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: titillating gaping

a,b,c) what are you planning to do about any of this? srsly. what can you do?

answer: ______________________

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726509)





Date: March 8th, 2007 7:05 PM
Author: hairraiser national psychic

Not sure, but thanks for bumping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726520)





Date: March 8th, 2007 7:08 PM
Author: hairraiser national psychic

Plus, pensive, no one cares about trolling and flaming in themselves, but hurting people is really, really, not cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726532)





Date: March 8th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: hairraiser national psychic

Uh, pensive, why do you keep deleting your posts from this thread:

http://why-do-you-want-to-stop-hot-chicks-like-heide-from-posting-pics.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592131&mc=56&forum_id=2

??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726517)





Date: March 8th, 2007 7:08 PM
Author: titillating gaping

see my question above.

btw i am not pensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726531)





Date: March 8th, 2007 7:09 PM
Author: hairraiser national psychic

Thanks for the bump! Because you say you're not pensive, you must not be pensive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726537)





Date: March 8th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: titillating gaping

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726542)





Date: March 8th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: hairraiser national psychic

BTW, I just glanced at the New Messages log. It sure looks like as soon as Prof. Brian Leiter stopped posting (which was when I started this thread), you began posting. You sure aren't very smart for someone with such a self-professed high IQ, pensive.

You can go away now, pensive. Or keep bumping.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726553)





Date: March 8th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: soul-stirring business firm genital piercing

FWIW, I support this thread. As soon as I saw pensive reply to PW and ask to chat 'on aim', I realized something was fishy. There's only 2 people pensive says that to:

1) 174

and

2) his other monikers.

keep up the fight, Vector.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726634)





Date: March 8th, 2007 8:16 PM
Author: hairraiser national psychic

Hi Vector!

Seriously though, pensive aka Mike Church has mental problems he needs to take care of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7726755)





Date: March 8th, 2007 11:28 PM
Author: Trip Brindle Ape

maybe pensive just found someone who has the intellect to be worth talking to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7727645)





Date: March 9th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: appetizing temple laser beams

Please stop implying that Pensive isn't 174. TY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7728486)





Date: March 8th, 2007 10:16 PM
Author: anal charismatic karate

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7727364)





Date: March 8th, 2007 11:23 PM
Author: hairraiser national psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7727634)





Date: March 9th, 2007 9:01 AM
Author: Mischievous step-uncle's house

excellent job man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7728492)





Date: March 9th, 2007 9:11 AM
Author: slippery gaming laptop

Good detective work. This ship will be sailing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7728514)





Date: March 9th, 2007 9:11 AM
Author: Mischievous step-uncle's house

how shall we go about enacting revenge on this little dweeb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7728515)





Date: March 9th, 2007 9:14 AM
Author: slippery gaming laptop

Do you have something in mind?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7728522)





Date: March 9th, 2007 9:23 AM
Author: hairraiser national psychic

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592218&forum_id=2#7727052

I was thinking that wouldn't be a bad place to start.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7728537)





Date: March 9th, 2007 9:13 AM
Author: canary deer antler

Also, getting caught flaming is one of pensive's trademarks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7728517)





Date: March 9th, 2007 9:14 AM
Author: anal charismatic karate

rofl, yasfrat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7728523)





Date: March 9th, 2007 3:11 PM
Author: Ocher flirting field idiot

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7729908)





Date: March 30th, 2007 1:27 AM
Author: Frum impertinent plaza fat ankles

bump for final outing of pensive=pauliewalnuts=hitlerhitlerhitler=Prof. Brian Leiter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7841434)





Date: March 30th, 2007 1:49 AM
Author: godawful patrolman spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#7841580)





Date: January 27th, 2008 5:03 PM
Author: topaz idea he suggested

bump for XO-surfing Keker paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&forum_id=2#9230322)