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Mandy, looking forward to working at Big Law, taking Q's

but only for ten minutes or so. Then I'm going out for pizz...
marvelous community account
  07/13/04
why the fuck are you looking forward to this... oh yeah, th...
Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug
  07/13/04
I did. He grew up middle to upper class. No, it's not ju...
marvelous community account
  07/13/04
Oh, you're obsessed w/ money alright.
Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug
  07/13/04
Sure, I never denied it. I'm just saying that's not the onl...
marvelous community account
  07/13/04
but it's the main reason
Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug
  07/13/04
Yes, it is the main reason. If I won the lottery right ...
marvelous community account
  07/13/04
you would not
Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug
  07/13/04
yeah, it's true. I am lazier than I realized.
marvelous community account
  03/27/05
OUT!? HA HA! Funniest thing i've heard all night.
Cocky Faggot Firefighter Stead
  07/13/04
dude, they have wireless internet. they'll be posting throu...
Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug
  07/13/04
Good point
Cocky Faggot Firefighter Stead
  07/13/04
You will not last 2 years in BIGLAW. HTH.
buck-toothed state
  07/13/04
I don't see how working at biglaw is much different from mos...
Amber sexy tanning salon
  07/13/04
exaclty. Plus I love restaurants and going out to lunch. A...
marvelous community account
  07/13/04
So you think Biglaw will be about eating at nice restaurants...
Purple passionate skinny woman
  07/13/04
and wearing cute suits!! DUH! I can't wait!
spruce school philosopher-king
  07/13/04
I think that's a part Big Law. This is not the same thing a...
marvelous community account
  07/14/04
will you pad your hours even if you are falling behind your ...
fragrant messiness
  07/13/04
Not sure yet.
marvelous community account
  07/13/04
you are starting to disgust me
Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug
  07/13/04
i think she was honest. there must be incredible pressure t...
fragrant messiness
  07/13/04
i don't give a fuck. she was honest and that's what's disgu...
Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug
  07/13/04
what's disgusting? honesty or pressure to pad?
fragrant messiness
  07/13/04
see below
Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug
  07/13/04
why?
marvelous community account
  07/13/04
it's revolting that you are practically planning on dishones...
Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug
  07/13/04
That is not planning, my friend. If you think that's planni...
marvelous community account
  07/13/04
Don't fucking pull this shit. Just own up to the fact that ...
Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug
  07/14/04
hello?
Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug
  07/14/04
what? do you want me to respond to your post above? I ca...
marvelous community account
  07/14/04
you are admittedly considering padding your hours (which is ...
Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug
  07/14/04
Dude, don't worry about her. She'll be alright.
Provocative Queen Of The Night
  07/14/04
she needs to take the high road
Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug
  07/14/04
Who are you, her fucking priest? No, she needs to take th...
Provocative Queen Of The Night
  07/14/04
see, this is the sort of reasoning that really fucks the wor...
Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug
  07/14/04
"see, this is the sort of reasoning that really fucks t...
Provocative Queen Of The Night
  07/14/04
I'm glad she's not upset.
Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug
  07/14/04
I can't really tell if you're joking or not. But, um, okay.
Provocative Queen Of The Night
  07/14/04
you're assuming that I'm already planning to pad my hours, e...
marvelous community account
  07/14/04
What's this about?
Violent business firm
  07/14/04
Oh, for the love of naivety. You and the bf are in for a ...
Purple passionate skinny woman
  07/13/04
exactly
Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug
  07/13/04
They believe that having a maid is a natural part of life an...
Cocky Faggot Firefighter Stead
  07/13/04
"it's sick how he allows her to be spoiled." :)...
marvelous community account
  07/13/04
Oh yeah he's wonderful alright. An abuser who also happens t...
Cocky Faggot Firefighter Stead
  07/14/04
"Oh yeah he's wonderful alright. An abuser who also hap...
marvelous community account
  07/14/04
You two even answer posts in the same manner. Seek relations...
Cocky Faggot Firefighter Stead
  07/14/04
Huh? But what's the problem? That we have it too good or s...
Provocative Queen Of The Night
  07/14/04
"They believe that having a maid is a natural part of l...
Provocative Queen Of The Night
  07/14/04
"They believe that having a maid is a natural part of l...
aqua medicated masturbator
  07/14/04
Well we don't have one now but when we're each earning $125K...
Provocative Queen Of The Night
  07/14/04
arent they somewhat expensive? well, i come from a differ...
aqua medicated masturbator
  07/14/04
"arent they somewhat expensive?" Expensive for ...
Provocative Queen Of The Night
  07/14/04
I am with you on living near work. I hate commuting.
electric judgmental shitlib principal's office
  07/14/04
See, commuting, cleaning, cooking, all of these things are m...
Provocative Queen Of The Night
  07/14/04
I like cooking, though. And I don't trust other people to d...
electric judgmental shitlib principal's office
  07/14/04
"I like cooking, though." After spending 12 hou...
Provocative Queen Of The Night
  07/14/04
It may not be elaborate cooking, but I don't see the point o...
electric judgmental shitlib principal's office
  07/14/04
"It may not be elaborate cooking, but I don't see the p...
Provocative Queen Of The Night
  07/14/04
Well, I kind of doubt that all lawyers and hard-working prof...
aqua medicated masturbator
  07/14/04
You think you are going to be wo0rking 60 hours a week at bi...
Fuchsia kitchen
  02/20/05
I'm seriously thinking of taking you to bed. Is that okay?
doobsian water buffalo halford
  07/13/04
In comes big fish to threaten your e-life with a pounding.
spruce school philosopher-king
  07/13/04
...
Purple passionate skinny woman
  07/14/04
I don't mind
marvelous community account
  07/14/04
excellent. Your place or mine? As ColonD suggested, can I ea...
doobsian water buffalo halford
  07/14/04
Well, it would probably be best if you thought about it at y...
marvelous community account
  07/14/04
nice. but now i need to go wash my hands. brb.
doobsian water buffalo halford
  07/14/04
But what if Mandy and I are the same person and I'm a 50 yea...
Provocative Queen Of The Night
  07/14/04
You were supposed to leave for pizza 5 minutes ago...
Purple passionate skinny woman
  07/14/04
you're right check back later
marvelous community account
  07/14/04
have you ever worked as a paralegal or any type of support p...
abnormal stimulating reading party
  07/14/04
shhh! She doesn't want to hear that.
Purple passionate skinny woman
  07/14/04
seriously, i am so glad that i am learning about what law fi...
abnormal stimulating reading party
  07/14/04
That is smart of you. If only more people put the time and e...
Purple passionate skinny woman
  07/14/04
what about you? in law school? ever worked at a firm?
abnormal stimulating reading party
  07/14/04
...
Purple passionate skinny woman
  07/14/04
she doesn't care...
Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug
  07/14/04
i'm curious still though about whether she has worked at a f...
abnormal stimulating reading party
  07/14/04
No, I've never worked for big law. I've spoken with quite a...
marvelous community account
  07/14/04
that's my point... it became very quickly apparent to me how...
abnormal stimulating reading party
  07/14/04
I know. But I don't think Big Law is evil specifically, the...
marvelous community account
  07/14/04
holy shit
soul-stirring haunted graveyard fanboi
  11/10/05
"biglaw fights for companies that kill bunnies and fill...
Provocative Queen Of The Night
  07/14/04
that was only one of the companies i mentioned. it makes me ...
abnormal stimulating reading party
  07/14/04
Goodnight. Yeah, I have my pet issues that I'd rather not...
Provocative Queen Of The Night
  07/14/04
Have you ever posted a pic?
Violent business firm
  07/14/04
I picture Elle Woods plus 25 pounds
Navy Ladyboy
  07/14/04
why the +25?
Violent business firm
  07/14/04
not sure. I just imagine a blondie that sort of looks like ...
Navy Ladyboy
  07/14/04
Not +25, but +5-10 and otherwise about right.
Provocative Queen Of The Night
  07/14/04
What were talking about with "hours"?
Violent business firm
  07/14/04
Working hours.
Provocative Queen Of The Night
  07/14/04
What type of job?
Violent business firm
  07/14/04
Biglaw lawyer.
Provocative Queen Of The Night
  07/14/04
How do you obtain jobs like this if you're not in law school...
Violent business firm
  07/14/04
We're talking about 3 years from now (and summers before the...
Provocative Queen Of The Night
  07/14/04
if ever a thread needed a bump, it is this one
adventurous feces associate
  02/20/05
Oh my....
Glittery trust fund hospital
  02/20/05
hey sexy.
floppy mischievous lodge friendly grandma
  12/08/06
Good work.
exhilarant massive rehab
  02/20/05
wow
fighting rough-skinned regret
  02/20/05
whoa
White generalized bond location
  02/20/05
egg + on face = this thread.
avocado autistic temple
  02/20/05
Edit: I just realized this is an old thread. Never mind.
laughsome offensive resort
  02/20/05
180 Edit: damn, i wish i had given you a 175, your edit m...
adventurous feces associate
  02/20/05
...
White generalized bond location
  02/20/05
180
exhilarant massive rehab
  02/20/05
Ha, I shouldn't be laughing because karma is a bitch, but ha...
fighting rough-skinned regret
  02/20/05
lol
citrine karate sound barrier
  02/21/05
...
exhilarant massive rehab
  03/25/05
I'm personally really looking forward to STROOOOOCK!
Provocative Queen Of The Night
  03/25/05
heheheh
flickering faggotry
  10/20/05
Will someone put a cock in this dumb fucking cumdumpster's m...
crystalline cerebral cuckoldry
  03/25/05
I assume you are referring to yourself.
laughsome offensive resort
  03/25/05
kk, that deserves a 169.
crystalline cerebral cuckoldry
  03/25/05
Foomanchu has the honor of being the first recipient of an S...
contagious shimmering national goal in life
  03/25/05
haha, I am honored to receive this prestigious award
adventurous feces associate
  03/25/05
Wear it with pride.
contagious shimmering national goal in life
  03/25/05
...
contagious shimmering national goal in life
  03/27/05
why do you think anyone gives a shit?
Fear-inspiring step-uncle's house corn cake
  03/27/05
well they sure seem to, with all the bumping. It was a parod...
marvelous community account
  03/27/05
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha...
adventurous feces associate
  03/27/05
It was a parody of Zoie's I never want to work at big law th...
marvelous community account
  03/27/05
i wanna cream all over you my beautiful aryan princess.
Fear-inspiring step-uncle's house corn cake
  03/27/05
I'm jewish.
marvelous community account
  03/27/05
send me a picture so i can cream on it.
Fear-inspiring step-uncle's house corn cake
  03/27/05
...
lemon racy roast beef library
  04/01/05
...
grizzly address
  04/18/05
Reach for the dream!
contagious shimmering national goal in life
  08/08/05
176
slippery charismatic stag film
  08/08/05
...
Orange area police squad
  08/31/05
What's the background on this?
infuriating canary range useless brakes
  08/31/05
I made a parody of someone else's thread when they said they...
marvelous community account
  08/31/05
Your grades weren't good enough? Trying not to outdo Fish...
infuriating canary range useless brakes
  08/31/05
No. He did far better than me second semester.
marvelous community account
  08/31/05
and you both still can't get jobs. fags.
Fear-inspiring step-uncle's house corn cake
  10/19/05
all bumps but no questions? come on people!
marvelous community account
  08/31/05
Do you have an offer already? When did your school do recrui...
out-of-control persian
  08/31/05
hahahahhahahha
Emerald Odious Trump Supporter Trailer Park
  08/31/05
? I was making up for the lack of questions.
out-of-control persian
  08/31/05
Her 1L grades were somewhere in the 2.4 range, so no, I don'...
Sapphire hideous foreskin
  08/31/05
No, she is above the median now. I am sure she will do well.
out-of-control persian
  08/31/05
She took summer classes and is barely over a 3.0 car wrec...
Emerald Odious Trump Supporter Trailer Park
  08/31/05
Yeesh. a 3.1 from (does she go to UIUC?) will only get you a...
Sapphire hideous foreskin
  08/31/05
Median at UIUC = small law
Emerald Odious Trump Supporter Trailer Park
  08/31/05
I said 1L. No one cares about a slightly above median 2L at ...
Sapphire hideous foreskin
  08/31/05
My OCI hasn't started yet. I don't have a huge location pre...
marvelous community account
  08/31/05
Good luck during OCI.
out-of-control persian
  08/31/05
thank you! I just got my first interview for next wednesday...
marvelous community account
  08/31/05
Why be nervous? The interview will be fruitless.
contagious shimmering national goal in life
  08/31/05
haha
Emerald Odious Trump Supporter Trailer Park
  08/31/05
If you think you'll get a job in DC as anything other than a...
Emerald Odious Trump Supporter Trailer Park
  08/31/05
People on here are needlessly meean to Mandy. Stop being suc...
out-of-control persian
  08/31/05
I'm def. not jealous of an ugly bitch going to school in a c...
Emerald Odious Trump Supporter Trailer Park
  08/31/05
do I know you? from whence does your expertise on UIUC hiri...
marvelous community account
  08/31/05
It doesnt take a genius to figure out what happens to the mi...
Emerald Odious Trump Supporter Trailer Park
  08/31/05
cool, this is what I was hoping to hear.
marvelous community account
  08/31/05
Afraid that you would be outed?
contagious shimmering national goal in life
  08/31/05
No, I was worried he was actually from my lawschool and knew...
marvelous community account
  08/31/05
Its pretty obvious what the median hiring prospects are. ...
Emerald Odious Trump Supporter Trailer Park
  08/31/05
Oh, I know I can get a job in DC (in the 70,000 range, so sl...
marvelous community account
  08/31/05
You should be. No legal employer in DC's going to hire a me...
Emerald Odious Trump Supporter Trailer Park
  08/31/05
I hope I can get cum laude by the time I graduate. I'm 3.1 ...
marvelous community account
  08/31/05
Your grades are ass.
Emerald Odious Trump Supporter Trailer Park
  08/31/05
Oh, and why does your boyfriend hate me so much, and wish me...
out-of-control persian
  08/31/05
If you haven't figured that out yet.... well, then there's n...
irate bawdyhouse
  08/31/05
? don't know
marvelous community account
  08/31/05
See the "I'm an ugly whore and cheated on my bf and pro...
irate bawdyhouse
  08/31/05
Why won't you die?
contagious shimmering national goal in life
  08/31/05
because I'm in perfect health and look both ways before cros...
marvelous community account
  08/31/05
...
Obsidian digit ratio spot
  10/07/05
...
White generalized bond location
  10/07/05
I actually saved it so we can see it in all its tree-format ...
Unhinged blathering yarmulke
  10/12/05
excellent work.
Submissive native factory reset button
  10/12/05
Oh my god, I really did actually save it, and I still have i...
Unhinged blathering yarmulke
  06/01/07
God, I just remembered how fucking good that pizza was. Some...
marvelous community account
  10/12/05
what kind of "herbs" did you use for toppings? lma...
Motley insane macaca
  11/10/05
...
lascivious vermilion set
  11/10/05
180
mahogany azn
  11/10/05
Cruel, cruel world.
Ruddy Pozpig Cruise Ship
  03/28/06
nifty find
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...
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  03/29/06
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talented alcoholic candlestick maker
  04/10/06
...
Transparent church windowlicker
  06/11/06
more faeces
floppy mischievous lodge friendly grandma
  07/28/06
...
Appetizing Onyx Office Multi-billionaire
  07/30/06
...
lascivious vermilion set
  09/04/06
*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
Razzmatazz know-it-all place of business school cafeteria
  09/04/06
*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
multi-colored new version
  04/02/07
...
Curious frozen brunch degenerate
  10/13/06
A true classic. ty to Evan for the *bump*
Ruddy Pozpig Cruise Ship
  12/08/06
...
Fluffy organic girlfriend round eye
  04/25/07
bump
Hateful parlor
  05/17/07
Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.
beady-eyed dragon plaza
  06/01/07
Bump for retarded Russians with terrible senses of humor.
Big Chartreuse Genital Piercing Heaven
  09/29/07
LOL Typical barzini response: "Personally, I thin...
comical maize boistinker national security agency
  09/29/07
vrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooMMMMMMM
translucent public bath
  11/03/07
MANDY WORKS IN PROSTITUTION NOW! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!
tantric 180 whorehouse
  11/03/07
...
Galvanic telephone
  11/04/07
Why the bump? Did Julia Durbin get a BigLaw job?
Hairraiser incel partner
  11/08/07
*works at Big Law*
Bateful puppy alpha
  11/08/07
quality
bossy swashbuckling juggernaut
  11/08/07
Few things are more quintessentially XO than the timely bump...
Rambunctious saffron becky
  11/15/07
It was the best of LULZ, it was the worst of LULZ...
Turquoise mexican institution
  11/15/07
bump
Irradiated Violet Marketing Idea
  11/20/07
why do you hate your namesake?
Free-loading Stirring Chapel Therapy
  11/20/07


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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:45 PM
Author: marvelous community account

but only for ten minutes or so. Then I'm going out for pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956409)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:47 PM
Author: Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug

why the fuck are you looking forward to this... oh yeah, that's right, you and your bf are obsessed w/ money.

Question... Did you both grow up poor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956422)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:48 PM
Author: marvelous community account

I did. He grew up middle to upper class.

No, it's not just because I'm obsessed with money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956442)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM
Author: Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug

Oh, you're obsessed w/ money alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956459)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:50 PM
Author: marvelous community account

Sure, I never denied it. I'm just saying that's not the only reason I want to work for Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956477)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:51 PM
Author: Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug

but it's the main reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956486)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:53 PM
Author: marvelous community account

Yes, it is the main reason.

If I won the lottery right now, I would still go into Big Law. But robably not for very long. 3 years or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956514)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM
Author: Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug

you would not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956529)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:11 AM
Author: marvelous community account

yeah, it's true. I am lazier than I realized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421045)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM
Author: Cocky Faggot Firefighter Stead

OUT!? HA HA! Funniest thing i've heard all night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956465)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:50 PM
Author: Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug

dude, they have wireless internet. they'll be posting throughout dinner...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956481)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:53 PM
Author: Cocky Faggot Firefighter Stead

Good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956522)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:53 PM
Author: buck-toothed state

You will not last 2 years in BIGLAW. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956515)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:48 PM
Author: Amber sexy tanning salon

I don't see how working at biglaw is much different from most other deskjobs except the volume of work is a little larger and you get paid more.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956437)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM
Author: marvelous community account

exaclty. Plus I love restaurants and going out to lunch. And I want to work internationally, very few small firms will give me that option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956457)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:58 PM
Author: Purple passionate skinny woman

So you think Biglaw will be about eating at nice restaurants and working internationally?

Oh my....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956576)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:59 PM
Author: spruce school philosopher-king

and wearing cute suits!!

DUH!

I can't wait!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956594)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:00 AM
Author: marvelous community account

I think that's a part Big Law. This is not the same thing as believeing that this is what Big Law is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956603)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM
Author: fragrant messiness

will you pad your hours even if you are falling behind your peers and you think they pad theirs a little?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956453)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:50 PM
Author: marvelous community account

Not sure yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956470)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:51 PM
Author: Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug

you are starting to disgust me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956490)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:52 PM
Author: fragrant messiness

i think she was honest. there must be incredible pressure to bill your nine hours every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956503)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM
Author: Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug

i don't give a fuck. she was honest and that's what's disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956527)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM
Author: fragrant messiness

what's disgusting? honesty or pressure to pad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956533)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:57 PM
Author: Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug

see below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956569)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM
Author: marvelous community account

why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956530)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:56 PM
Author: Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug

it's revolting that you are practically planning on dishonest behavior over 3 years before the opportunity to commit it might come up... sick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956548)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:58 PM
Author: marvelous community account

That is not planning, my friend. If you think that's planning, you're in trouble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956584)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:01 AM
Author: Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug

Don't fucking pull this shit. Just own up to the fact that you are seriously considering acting dishonestly one day in order to save your dream of becoming a money sucking leech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956614)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:10 AM
Author: Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug

hello?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956718)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:17 AM
Author: marvelous community account

what?

do you want me to respond to your post above? I can't imagine why. you're just making assumptions left and right and generally making an ass of yourself. I'm not really sure what you want me to do about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957629)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:21 AM
Author: Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug

you are admittedly considering padding your hours (which is white collar theft) in order to keep up w/ the Joneses and secure your job. I wish people like you never went into law. You give us all a bad name. What assumptions am I making? How exactly am I making an ass of myself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957659)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:22 AM
Author: Provocative Queen Of The Night

Dude, don't worry about her. She'll be alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957669)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:24 AM
Author: Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug

she needs to take the high road

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957687)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:26 AM
Author: Provocative Queen Of The Night

Who are you, her fucking priest?

No, she needs to take the road that will make her happiest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957699)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:28 AM
Author: Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug

see, this is the sort of reasoning that really fucks the world up. No, she needs to act ethically. I'm done w/ this subject. I hope she's not upset.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957728)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:32 AM
Author: Provocative Queen Of The Night

"see, this is the sort of reasoning that really fucks the world up. No, she needs to act ethically."

Yeah, but its not a black and white world. Realistically, no one is all good or all bad. This sort of reasoning leads people to work for pennies in public interest.

"I'm done w/ this subject. I hope she's not upset."

I really doubt she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957757)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:36 AM
Author: Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug

I'm glad she's not upset.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957775)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:43 AM
Author: Provocative Queen Of The Night

I can't really tell if you're joking or not. But, um, okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957823)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:35 AM
Author: marvelous community account

you're assuming that I'm already planning to pad my hours, etc etc.

I never said any such thing. I said I didn't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957772)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:46 AM
Author: Violent business firm

What's this about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957837)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:51 PM
Author: Purple passionate skinny woman

Oh, for the love of naivety.

You and the bf are in for a big splash of reality in 3 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956491)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:52 PM
Author: Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug

exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956498)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:55 PM
Author: Cocky Faggot Firefighter Stead

They believe that having a maid is a natural part of life and that because they are lawyers they deserve it. They are the most twisted people and it's sick how he allows her to be spoiled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956540)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:57 PM
Author: marvelous community account

"it's sick how he allows her to be spoiled."

:)

:)

:)!

I looooove him.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956573)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:02 AM
Author: Cocky Faggot Firefighter Stead

Oh yeah he's wonderful alright. An abuser who also happens to be a pussy whipped bitch.

Anyone ever told you that you are Jessica Simpson?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956627)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:04 AM
Author: marvelous community account

"Oh yeah he's wonderful alright. An abuser who also happens to be a pussy whipped bitch."

Um...

"Anyone ever told you that you are Jessica Simpson?"

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956656)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:06 AM
Author: Cocky Faggot Firefighter Stead

You two even answer posts in the same manner. Seek relationship counseling immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956679)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:28 AM
Author: Provocative Queen Of The Night

Huh? But what's the problem? That we have it too good or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957721)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:26 AM
Author: Provocative Queen Of The Night

"They believe that having a maid is a natural part of life and that because they are lawyers they deserve it. They are the most twisted people and it's sick how he allows her to be spoiled."

What's wrong with being spoiled? Makes us all happy, so we go with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957709)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:31 AM
Author: aqua medicated masturbator

"They believe that having a maid is a natural part of life and that because they are lawyers they deserve it. "

you must be kidding me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957751)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:35 AM
Author: Provocative Queen Of The Night

Well we don't have one now but when we're each earning $125K+bonus and working 60 hours a week we're not going to be cleaning and doing our own laundry!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957768)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:57 AM
Author: aqua medicated masturbator

arent they somewhat expensive?

well, i come from a different background than you guys, probably, and i sort of like doing things for myself. if nothing else, it gives one a mental break from work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957897)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:14 AM
Author: Provocative Queen Of The Night

"arent they somewhat expensive?"

Expensive for law school students? Sure. I'd love a maid but I know I can't afford one now. Expensive for Biglaw lawyers? Not really. Especially if you get some FOB immigrant.

"well, i come from a different background than you guys, probably, and i sort of like doing things for myself. if nothing else, it gives one a mental break from work.""

I disagree. IMO, the last thing you want after working 12 hours straight is to be doing laundry and cleaning up.

Here's how I figure it: something *has* to give. One can't work 60 hours a week, spend 10 hours a week commuting, and then spend another 20 hours a week on house work/cooking/cleaning/etc. Since I can't really cut biglaw hours, I have to cut everything else. If I live by work and hire a maid then all I have is 60 hours or so a week, which isn't worse than what most people have considering they deal with commute and doing things themselves. Make sense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957968)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:23 AM
Author: electric judgmental shitlib principal's office

I am with you on living near work.

I hate commuting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958000)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:33 AM
Author: Provocative Queen Of The Night

See, commuting, cleaning, cooking, all of these things are miserable tasks no less taxing and annoying than work itself. On top of long hours its just unbearable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958037)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:35 AM
Author: electric judgmental shitlib principal's office

I like cooking, though. And I don't trust other people to do my laundry.

Commuting, however, can suck it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958047)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:36 AM
Author: Provocative Queen Of The Night

"I like cooking, though."

After spending 12 hours at work? Ugh.

"And I don't trust other people to do my laundry."

Good God, why?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958055)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:40 AM
Author: electric judgmental shitlib principal's office

It may not be elaborate cooking, but I don't see the point of having anyone else cook for me.

Because they fuck my laundry up and it is too expensive to send all that out. If I had a family, I could see wanting to have someone else do it, because kids come with a fuckload of dirty clothes. But for just me, it seems silly.

Both of these depend heavily on me being single.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958075)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:57 AM
Author: Provocative Queen Of The Night

"It may not be elaborate cooking, but I don't see the point of having anyone else cook for me."

Go out. You have to shop less, and no cleanup.

"Because they fuck my laundry up and it is too expensive to send all that out."

Its not that expensive, is it? I remember in Russia it was great: you drop it off, you pick it up in 2 days. Barely costs more than doing it yourself and comes back nicely folded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958109)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 AM
Author: aqua medicated masturbator

Well, I kind of doubt that all lawyers and hard-working professionals (doctors, etc.) have maids.

Personally, I think I'd rather invest the money I would otherwise spend on a maid.

And unless you have a huge place, who needs a maid, really? My mom owns a 3200 sq ft house and spends very little time cleaning it (she works full time and does all kinds of stuff). She has never hired help in her life. The place looks just fine.

And if family members of mine who live in or near large cities are an indication, good incomes can evaporate really quickly in those high-COL areas. I would be a little uneasy about paying for something like that under those conditions, especially just starting out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958135)





Date: February 20th, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: Fuchsia kitchen

You think you are going to be wo0rking 60 hours a week at big law? try 80 to 90 at least.

Nice fantasy you ahve there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2171377)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:57 PM
Author: doobsian water buffalo halford

I'm seriously thinking of taking you to bed. Is that okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956564)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:58 PM
Author: spruce school philosopher-king

In comes big fish to threaten your e-life with a pounding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956587)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:00 AM
Author: Purple passionate skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956604)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:01 AM
Author: marvelous community account

I don't mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956616)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:02 AM
Author: doobsian water buffalo halford

excellent. Your place or mine? As ColonD suggested, can I eat your muffin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956628)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:06 AM
Author: marvelous community account

Well, it would probably be best if you thought about it at your place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956681)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:11 AM
Author: doobsian water buffalo halford

nice.

but now i need to go wash my hands. brb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956728)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:30 AM
Author: Provocative Queen Of The Night

But what if Mandy and I are the same person and I'm a 50 year old 350lbs fat bald Russian guy that chain smokes and isn't even going to law school...

Yep, you might just whacked off to that FAG!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957744)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:03 AM
Author: Purple passionate skinny woman

You were supposed to leave for pizza 5 minutes ago...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956637)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:07 AM
Author: marvelous community account

you're right

check back later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956686)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:05 AM
Author: abnormal stimulating reading party

have you ever worked as a paralegal or any type of support position in a biglaw firm? i would suggest it... just so you can know for sure what it is like..

:( biglaw fights for companies that kill bunnies and fill lungs with tobbacco and chop down trees that monkeys like to swing on :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956666)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:07 AM
Author: Purple passionate skinny woman

shhh!

She doesn't want to hear that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956689)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:08 AM
Author: abnormal stimulating reading party

seriously, i am so glad that i am learning about what law firm life is really like now..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956700)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:11 AM
Author: Purple passionate skinny woman

That is smart of you. If only more people put the time and effort to find out what there future career will really be like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956730)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:12 AM
Author: abnormal stimulating reading party

what about you? in law school? ever worked at a firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956746)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:21 AM
Author: Purple passionate skinny woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956837)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:10 AM
Author: Khaki jet-lagged black woman antidepressant drug

she doesn't care...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956712)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:12 AM
Author: abnormal stimulating reading party

i'm curious still though about whether she has worked at a firm before? maybe she has and liked it..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956735)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:15 AM
Author: marvelous community account

No, I've never worked for big law. I've spoken with quite a few people who have though.

Of course having to work on a case I don't believe in is a concern, but that's one of the reasons i'm going into business law, not criminal law. If I lose or win, people might have more/less money, and sometimes it might be unjust, but at least no one will die or go to jail for something they haven't done because of me. That level of bad karma I can live with.

Besides, I hope that that at least sometimes, I'll be able to influence people to do what's best both for their company and for others.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957619)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:18 AM
Author: abnormal stimulating reading party

that's my point... it became very quickly apparent to me how little difference i would be making in anything i was working on in a biglaw firm, and i am like you, i want to influence people, and see that what i am doing is changing things and causing some good. business law/corporate law you will be representing a lot of companies who could be indirectly (or directly) causing a lot of harm to a lot of people... and/or animals plants and bunnies... :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957638)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:26 AM
Author: marvelous community account

I know. But I don't think Big Law is evil specifically, they're usually more neutral than evil. Once I have money and some experince, there are other things I want to do, like someday I'd like to teach at a law school and start or continue with an existing child clinic.

But I can't do that right away. Getting into teaching is really hard, and just doing pro-bono and stuff, well, with my pet cause, I couldn't handle it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957706)





Date: November 10th, 2005 8:23 PM
Author: soul-stirring haunted graveyard fanboi

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4262703)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:21 AM
Author: Provocative Queen Of The Night

"biglaw fights for companies that kill bunnies and fill lungs with tobbacco and chop down trees that monkeys like to swing on :("

I have no problem defending tobacco companies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957660)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:22 AM
Author: abnormal stimulating reading party

that was only one of the companies i mentioned. it makes me sad that they marketed to middle school aged kids in china, but i guess whatever floats your boat. anyways, goodnight meanest and mandy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957670)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:25 AM
Author: Provocative Queen Of The Night

Goodnight.

Yeah, I have my pet issues that I'd rather not mess with. But I also realize that someone has to defend them and I need cash...

I'd like to defend the likes of cig companies and gun companies. Bad rep but I really don't have much against them. And if they really fuck up no lawyer (including myself) will be able to save them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957695)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:27 AM
Author: Violent business firm

Have you ever posted a pic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957712)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:28 AM
Author: Navy Ladyboy

I picture Elle Woods plus 25 pounds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957725)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:29 AM
Author: Violent business firm

why the +25?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957730)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:30 AM
Author: Navy Ladyboy

not sure. I just imagine a blondie that sort of looks like Reece, but doesn't have near a hollywood body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957746)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:34 AM
Author: Provocative Queen Of The Night

Not +25, but +5-10 and otherwise about right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957763)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:20 AM
Author: Violent business firm

What were talking about with "hours"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957994)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:33 AM
Author: Provocative Queen Of The Night

Working hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958039)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:35 AM
Author: Violent business firm

What type of job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958044)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:36 AM
Author: Provocative Queen Of The Night

Biglaw lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958056)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:38 AM
Author: Violent business firm

How do you obtain jobs like this if you're not in law school yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958065)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:39 AM
Author: Provocative Queen Of The Night

We're talking about 3 years from now (and summers before then). And we're both starting in about a month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958073)





Date: February 20th, 2005 1:22 AM
Author: adventurous feces associate

if ever a thread needed a bump, it is this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169578)





Date: February 20th, 2005 1:25 AM
Author: Glittery trust fund hospital

Oh my....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169605)





Date: December 8th, 2006 1:12 AM
Author: floppy mischievous lodge friendly grandma

hey sexy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#7167108)





Date: February 20th, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: exhilarant massive rehab

Good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169620)





Date: February 20th, 2005 1:37 AM
Author: fighting rough-skinned regret

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169702)





Date: February 20th, 2005 3:10 AM
Author: White generalized bond location

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2170114)





Date: February 20th, 2005 3:33 AM
Author: avocado autistic temple

egg + on face = this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2170205)





Date: February 20th, 2005 1:33 AM
Author: laughsome offensive resort

Edit: I just realized this is an old thread. Never mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169679)





Date: February 20th, 2005 1:34 AM
Author: adventurous feces associate

180

Edit: damn, i wish i had given you a 175, your edit makes it a true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169682)





Date: February 20th, 2005 3:35 AM
Author: White generalized bond location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2170210)





Date: February 20th, 2005 3:36 AM
Author: exhilarant massive rehab

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2170213)





Date: February 20th, 2005 12:24 PM
Author: fighting rough-skinned regret

Ha, I shouldn't be laughing because karma is a bitch, but ha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2171128)





Date: February 21st, 2005 2:34 AM
Author: citrine karate sound barrier

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2175537)





Date: March 25th, 2005 5:21 AM
Author: exhilarant massive rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2402968)





Date: March 25th, 2005 5:51 AM
Author: Provocative Queen Of The Night

I'm personally really looking forward to STROOOOOCK!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403002)





Date: October 20th, 2005 12:29 AM
Author: flickering faggotry

heheheh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4089491)





Date: March 25th, 2005 7:05 AM
Author: crystalline cerebral cuckoldry

Will someone put a cock in this dumb fucking cumdumpster's mouth? Jesus H. Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403072)





Date: March 25th, 2005 7:06 AM
Author: laughsome offensive resort

I assume you are referring to yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403073)





Date: March 25th, 2005 7:15 AM
Author: crystalline cerebral cuckoldry

kk, that deserves a 169.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403077)





Date: March 25th, 2005 7:20 AM
Author: contagious shimmering national goal in life

Foomanchu has the honor of being the first recipient of an S from me, where S (superlative) is better than A+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403080)





Date: March 25th, 2005 7:26 AM
Author: adventurous feces associate

haha, I am honored to receive this prestigious award

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403081)





Date: March 25th, 2005 7:31 AM
Author: contagious shimmering national goal in life

Wear it with pride.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403087)





Date: March 27th, 2005 5:57 AM
Author: contagious shimmering national goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421030)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:02 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring step-uncle's house corn cake

why do you think anyone gives a shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421033)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:09 AM
Author: marvelous community account

well they sure seem to, with all the bumping. It was a parody thread, originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421042)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:12 AM
Author: adventurous feces associate

hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha you know it wasn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421047)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:14 AM
Author: marvelous community account

It was a parody of Zoie's I never want to work at big law thread. But I meant it at the time, if that's what you mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421049)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:14 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring step-uncle's house corn cake

i wanna cream all over you my beautiful aryan princess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421051)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:22 AM
Author: marvelous community account

I'm jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421053)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:13 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring step-uncle's house corn cake

send me a picture so i can cream on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421048)





Date: April 1st, 2005 11:22 PM
Author: lemon racy roast beef library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2465548)





Date: April 18th, 2005 7:52 PM
Author: grizzly address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2587057)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:51 PM
Author: contagious shimmering national goal in life

Reach for the dream!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3536042)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:53 PM
Author: slippery charismatic stag film

176

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3536064)





Date: August 31st, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: Orange area police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3713498)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:11 PM
Author: infuriating canary range useless brakes

What's the background on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715554)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:14 PM
Author: marvelous community account

I made a parody of someone else's thread when they said they didn't want to work big law. Later, my 1L grades weren't good enough to make Big Law and people thought it was hilarious. I don't fully get why it's that funny, but I'm going along for all the attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715570)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:15 PM
Author: infuriating canary range useless brakes

Your grades weren't good enough? Trying not to outdo Fish, were you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715583)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:33 PM
Author: marvelous community account

No. He did far better than me second semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715699)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:43 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring step-uncle's house corn cake

and you both still can't get jobs. fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4083928)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:09 PM
Author: marvelous community account

all bumps but no questions? come on people!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715538)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:12 PM
Author: out-of-control persian

Do you have an offer already? When did your school do recruiting? How many interviews did you have? How many callbacks? Where do you want to work (location)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715561)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:14 PM
Author: Emerald Odious Trump Supporter Trailer Park

hahahahhahahha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715574)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:17 PM
Author: out-of-control persian

?

I was making up for the lack of questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715597)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:16 PM
Author: Sapphire hideous foreskin

Her 1L grades were somewhere in the 2.4 range, so no, I don't think she has any offerinos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715591)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: out-of-control persian

No, she is above the median now. I am sure she will do well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715601)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: Emerald Odious Trump Supporter Trailer Park

She took summer classes and is barely over a 3.0

car wreck firm in chicago, here she comes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715608)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:20 PM
Author: Sapphire hideous foreskin

Yeesh. a 3.1 from (does she go to UIUC?) will only get you a DUI firm in Chitown?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715618)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:21 PM
Author: Emerald Odious Trump Supporter Trailer Park

Median at UIUC = small law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715625)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:19 PM
Author: Sapphire hideous foreskin

I said 1L. No one cares about a slightly above median 2L at a TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715610)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: marvelous community account

My OCI hasn't started yet. I don't have a huge location preference, DC sounds nice though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715603)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:19 PM
Author: out-of-control persian

Good luck during OCI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715612)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:40 PM
Author: marvelous community account

thank you! I just got my first interview for next wednesday. I'm totally nervous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715761)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:43 PM
Author: contagious shimmering national goal in life

Why be nervous? The interview will be fruitless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715784)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: Emerald Odious Trump Supporter Trailer Park

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715787)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:20 PM
Author: Emerald Odious Trump Supporter Trailer Park

If you think you'll get a job in DC as anything other than a hot dog salesman, you're on drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715619)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:22 PM
Author: out-of-control persian

People on here are needlessly meean to Mandy. Stop being such a jealous loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715629)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:24 PM
Author: Emerald Odious Trump Supporter Trailer Park

I'm def. not jealous of an ugly bitch going to school in a cow town in the middle of nowhere and who has shitty grades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715640)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:39 PM
Author: marvelous community account

do I know you? from whence does your expertise on UIUC hiring stats and my appearance arise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715750)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:41 PM
Author: Emerald Odious Trump Supporter Trailer Park

It doesnt take a genius to figure out what happens to the middle of UIUC.

And you're ugly...that's a given with you seeing Fish, who himself is a short ugly fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715767)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:43 PM
Author: marvelous community account

cool, this is what I was hoping to hear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715786)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: contagious shimmering national goal in life

Afraid that you would be outed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715797)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:47 PM
Author: marvelous community account

No, I was worried he was actually from my lawschool and knew something I didn't about our hiring prospects.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715812)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:49 PM
Author: Emerald Odious Trump Supporter Trailer Park

Its pretty obvious what the median hiring prospects are.

And DC or large firms simply arent in the cards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715826)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:35 PM
Author: marvelous community account

Oh, I know I can get a job in DC (in the 70,000 range, so slightly above the average hot dog vendor's salary). I'm just worried about getting a legal job in DC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715712)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:37 PM
Author: Emerald Odious Trump Supporter Trailer Park

You should be. No legal employer in DC's going to hire a median student from UIUC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715729)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: marvelous community account

I hope I can get cum laude by the time I graduate. I'm 3.1 now, cum laude is 3.25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715742)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:40 PM
Author: Emerald Odious Trump Supporter Trailer Park

Your grades are ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715762)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: out-of-control persian

Oh, and why does your boyfriend hate me so much, and wish me "double AIDS"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715609)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:27 PM
Author: irate bawdyhouse

If you haven't figured that out yet.... well, then there's no hope for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715658)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:36 PM
Author: marvelous community account

? don't know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715719)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: irate bawdyhouse

See the "I'm an ugly whore and cheated on my bf and proudly proclaimed it to the Internet" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715788)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:20 PM
Author: contagious shimmering national goal in life

Why won't you die?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715616)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:32 PM
Author: marvelous community account

because I'm in perfect health and look both ways before crossing the street.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715694)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: Obsidian digit ratio spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3994639)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: White generalized bond location
Subject: To make sure this thread never, ever gets edited.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3994643)





Date: October 12th, 2005 2:30 AM
Author: Unhinged blathering yarmulke

I actually saved it so we can see it in all its tree-format glory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4027170)





Date: October 12th, 2005 2:31 AM
Author: Submissive native factory reset button

excellent work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4027173)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:41 AM
Author: Unhinged blathering yarmulke

Oh my god, I really did actually save it, and I still have it. I have no idea why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8195651)





Date: October 12th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: marvelous community account

God, I just remembered how fucking good that pizza was. Sometimes, blasphemous though this may be, sometimes I really do miss Minnesota.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4027250)





Date: November 10th, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: Motley insane macaca

what kind of "herbs" did you use for toppings? lmao!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4262651)





Date: November 10th, 2005 8:10 PM
Author: lascivious vermilion set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4262591)





Date: November 10th, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: mahogany azn

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4262654)





Date: March 28th, 2006 6:28 AM
Author: Ruddy Pozpig Cruise Ship

Cruel, cruel world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5446309)





Date: March 28th, 2006 7:03 AM
Author: aromatic space legal warrant

nifty find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5446354)





Date: March 29th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: rose theater son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5457259)





Date: April 10th, 2006 4:19 PM
Author: talented alcoholic candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5556693)





Date: June 11th, 2006 6:42 PM
Author: Transparent church windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5960404)





Date: July 28th, 2006 1:13 AM
Author: floppy mischievous lodge friendly grandma

more faeces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6320028)





Date: July 30th, 2006 8:54 PM
Author: Appetizing Onyx Office Multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6339304)





Date: September 4th, 2006 1:02 AM
Author: lascivious vermilion set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6553929)





Date: September 4th, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: Razzmatazz know-it-all place of business school cafeteria

*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6553948)





Date: April 2nd, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: multi-colored new version

*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#7859730)





Date: October 13th, 2006 9:02 AM
Author: Curious frozen brunch degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6780507)





Date: December 8th, 2006 1:46 AM
Author: Ruddy Pozpig Cruise Ship

A true classic.

ty to Evan for the *bump*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#7167414)





Date: April 25th, 2007 7:39 AM
Author: Fluffy organic girlfriend round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8000836)





Date: May 17th, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: Hateful parlor

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8129249)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:25 AM
Author: beady-eyed dragon plaza

Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8195524)





Date: September 29th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: Big Chartreuse Genital Piercing Heaven

Bump for retarded Russians with terrible senses of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8703238)





Date: September 29th, 2007 12:14 AM
Author: comical maize boistinker national security agency

LOL

Typical barzini response:

"Personally, I think I'd rather invest the money I would otherwise spend on a maid.

And unless you have a huge place, who needs a maid, really? My mom owns a 3200 sq ft house and spends very little time cleaning it (she works full time and does all kinds of stuff). She has never hired help in her life. The place looks just fine."

REALLY, DON? I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D SAY THAT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8703251)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:44 PM
Author: translucent public bath

vrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooMMMMMMM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8849635)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:57 PM
Author: tantric 180 whorehouse

MANDY WORKS IN PROSTITUTION NOW! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8849698)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: Galvanic telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8849722)





Date: November 8th, 2007 11:43 AM
Author: Hairraiser incel partner

Why the bump? Did Julia Durbin get a BigLaw job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8869039)





Date: November 8th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: Bateful puppy alpha

*works at Big Law*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8868893)





Date: November 8th, 2007 8:58 PM
Author: bossy swashbuckling juggernaut

quality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8871426)





Date: November 15th, 2007 11:44 AM
Author: Rambunctious saffron becky

Few things are more quintessentially XO than the timely bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8898028)





Date: November 15th, 2007 11:45 AM
Author: Turquoise mexican institution

It was the best of LULZ, it was the worst of LULZ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8898032)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: Irradiated Violet Marketing Idea

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8919742)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:54 PM
Author: Free-loading Stirring Chapel Therapy

why do you hate your namesake?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8919754)