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Mandy, looking forward to working at Big Law, taking Q's

but only for ten minutes or so. Then I'm going out for pizz...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  07/13/04
why the fuck are you looking forward to this... oh yeah, th...
startled concupiscible principal's office
  07/13/04
I did. He grew up middle to upper class. No, it's not ju...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  07/13/04
Oh, you're obsessed w/ money alright.
startled concupiscible principal's office
  07/13/04
Sure, I never denied it. I'm just saying that's not the onl...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  07/13/04
but it's the main reason
startled concupiscible principal's office
  07/13/04
Yes, it is the main reason. If I won the lottery right ...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  07/13/04
you would not
startled concupiscible principal's office
  07/13/04
yeah, it's true. I am lazier than I realized.
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  03/27/05
OUT!? HA HA! Funniest thing i've heard all night.
milky fluffy private investor
  07/13/04
dude, they have wireless internet. they'll be posting throu...
startled concupiscible principal's office
  07/13/04
Good point
milky fluffy private investor
  07/13/04
You will not last 2 years in BIGLAW. HTH.
Wine hell
  07/13/04
I don't see how working at biglaw is much different from mos...
flesh roast beef
  07/13/04
exaclty. Plus I love restaurants and going out to lunch. A...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  07/13/04
So you think Biglaw will be about eating at nice restaurants...
apoplectic bawdyhouse
  07/13/04
and wearing cute suits!! DUH! I can't wait!
Drunken histrionic native stock car
  07/13/04
I think that's a part Big Law. This is not the same thing a...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  07/14/04
will you pad your hours even if you are falling behind your ...
Vermilion spectacular church faggotry
  07/13/04
Not sure yet.
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  07/13/04
you are starting to disgust me
startled concupiscible principal's office
  07/13/04
i think she was honest. there must be incredible pressure t...
Vermilion spectacular church faggotry
  07/13/04
i don't give a fuck. she was honest and that's what's disgu...
startled concupiscible principal's office
  07/13/04
what's disgusting? honesty or pressure to pad?
Vermilion spectacular church faggotry
  07/13/04
see below
startled concupiscible principal's office
  07/13/04
why?
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  07/13/04
it's revolting that you are practically planning on dishones...
startled concupiscible principal's office
  07/13/04
That is not planning, my friend. If you think that's planni...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  07/13/04
Don't fucking pull this shit. Just own up to the fact that ...
startled concupiscible principal's office
  07/14/04
hello?
startled concupiscible principal's office
  07/14/04
what? do you want me to respond to your post above? I ca...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  07/14/04
you are admittedly considering padding your hours (which is ...
startled concupiscible principal's office
  07/14/04
Dude, don't worry about her. She'll be alright.
smoky indian lodge useless brakes
  07/14/04
she needs to take the high road
startled concupiscible principal's office
  07/14/04
Who are you, her fucking priest? No, she needs to take th...
smoky indian lodge useless brakes
  07/14/04
see, this is the sort of reasoning that really fucks the wor...
startled concupiscible principal's office
  07/14/04
"see, this is the sort of reasoning that really fucks t...
smoky indian lodge useless brakes
  07/14/04
I'm glad she's not upset.
startled concupiscible principal's office
  07/14/04
I can't really tell if you're joking or not. But, um, okay.
smoky indian lodge useless brakes
  07/14/04
you're assuming that I'm already planning to pad my hours, e...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  07/14/04
What's this about?
talented federal gay wizard menage
  07/14/04
Oh, for the love of naivety. You and the bf are in for a ...
apoplectic bawdyhouse
  07/13/04
exactly
startled concupiscible principal's office
  07/13/04
They believe that having a maid is a natural part of life an...
milky fluffy private investor
  07/13/04
"it's sick how he allows her to be spoiled." :)...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  07/13/04
Oh yeah he's wonderful alright. An abuser who also happens t...
milky fluffy private investor
  07/14/04
"Oh yeah he's wonderful alright. An abuser who also hap...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  07/14/04
You two even answer posts in the same manner. Seek relations...
milky fluffy private investor
  07/14/04
Huh? But what's the problem? That we have it too good or s...
smoky indian lodge useless brakes
  07/14/04
"They believe that having a maid is a natural part of l...
smoky indian lodge useless brakes
  07/14/04
"They believe that having a maid is a natural part of l...
Mentally impaired puppy
  07/14/04
Well we don't have one now but when we're each earning $125K...
smoky indian lodge useless brakes
  07/14/04
arent they somewhat expensive? well, i come from a differ...
Mentally impaired puppy
  07/14/04
"arent they somewhat expensive?" Expensive for ...
smoky indian lodge useless brakes
  07/14/04
I am with you on living near work. I hate commuting.
Black Thirsty Plaza
  07/14/04
See, commuting, cleaning, cooking, all of these things are m...
smoky indian lodge useless brakes
  07/14/04
I like cooking, though. And I don't trust other people to d...
Black Thirsty Plaza
  07/14/04
"I like cooking, though." After spending 12 hou...
smoky indian lodge useless brakes
  07/14/04
It may not be elaborate cooking, but I don't see the point o...
Black Thirsty Plaza
  07/14/04
"It may not be elaborate cooking, but I don't see the p...
smoky indian lodge useless brakes
  07/14/04
Well, I kind of doubt that all lawyers and hard-working prof...
Mentally impaired puppy
  07/14/04
You think you are going to be wo0rking 60 hours a week at bi...
Fuchsia arousing volcanic crater dingle berry
  02/20/05
I'm seriously thinking of taking you to bed. Is that okay?
Know-it-all Rebellious Sandwich
  07/13/04
In comes big fish to threaten your e-life with a pounding.
Drunken histrionic native stock car
  07/13/04
...
apoplectic bawdyhouse
  07/14/04
I don't mind
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  07/14/04
excellent. Your place or mine? As ColonD suggested, can I ea...
Know-it-all Rebellious Sandwich
  07/14/04
Well, it would probably be best if you thought about it at y...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  07/14/04
nice. but now i need to go wash my hands. brb.
Know-it-all Rebellious Sandwich
  07/14/04
But what if Mandy and I are the same person and I'm a 50 yea...
smoky indian lodge useless brakes
  07/14/04
You were supposed to leave for pizza 5 minutes ago...
apoplectic bawdyhouse
  07/14/04
you're right check back later
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  07/14/04
have you ever worked as a paralegal or any type of support p...
Doobsian filthpig
  07/14/04
shhh! She doesn't want to hear that.
apoplectic bawdyhouse
  07/14/04
seriously, i am so glad that i am learning about what law fi...
Doobsian filthpig
  07/14/04
That is smart of you. If only more people put the time and e...
apoplectic bawdyhouse
  07/14/04
what about you? in law school? ever worked at a firm?
Doobsian filthpig
  07/14/04
...
apoplectic bawdyhouse
  07/14/04
she doesn't care...
startled concupiscible principal's office
  07/14/04
i'm curious still though about whether she has worked at a f...
Doobsian filthpig
  07/14/04
No, I've never worked for big law. I've spoken with quite a...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  07/14/04
that's my point... it became very quickly apparent to me how...
Doobsian filthpig
  07/14/04
I know. But I don't think Big Law is evil specifically, the...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  07/14/04
holy shit
Sick ticket booth
  11/10/05
"biglaw fights for companies that kill bunnies and fill...
smoky indian lodge useless brakes
  07/14/04
that was only one of the companies i mentioned. it makes me ...
Doobsian filthpig
  07/14/04
Goodnight. Yeah, I have my pet issues that I'd rather not...
smoky indian lodge useless brakes
  07/14/04
Have you ever posted a pic?
talented federal gay wizard menage
  07/14/04
I picture Elle Woods plus 25 pounds
Cracking pea-brained orchestra pit mood
  07/14/04
why the +25?
talented federal gay wizard menage
  07/14/04
not sure. I just imagine a blondie that sort of looks like ...
Cracking pea-brained orchestra pit mood
  07/14/04
Not +25, but +5-10 and otherwise about right.
smoky indian lodge useless brakes
  07/14/04
What were talking about with "hours"?
talented federal gay wizard menage
  07/14/04
Working hours.
smoky indian lodge useless brakes
  07/14/04
What type of job?
talented federal gay wizard menage
  07/14/04
Biglaw lawyer.
smoky indian lodge useless brakes
  07/14/04
How do you obtain jobs like this if you're not in law school...
talented federal gay wizard menage
  07/14/04
We're talking about 3 years from now (and summers before the...
smoky indian lodge useless brakes
  07/14/04
if ever a thread needed a bump, it is this one
Slap-happy famous landscape painting
  02/20/05
Oh my....
Silver Razzle Mother Whorehouse
  02/20/05
hey sexy.
khaki razzmatazz skinny woman location
  12/08/06
Good work.
Beady-eyed dog poop nowag
  02/20/05
wow
bonkers therapy goal in life
  02/20/05
whoa
Aromatic corner
  02/20/05
egg + on face = this thread.
Electric Foreskin Legal Warrant
  02/20/05
Edit: I just realized this is an old thread. Never mind.
Primrose thriller cruise ship
  02/20/05
180 Edit: damn, i wish i had given you a 175, your edit m...
Slap-happy famous landscape painting
  02/20/05
...
Aromatic corner
  02/20/05
180
Beady-eyed dog poop nowag
  02/20/05
Ha, I shouldn't be laughing because karma is a bitch, but ha...
bonkers therapy goal in life
  02/20/05
lol
stimulating step-uncle's house yarmulke
  02/21/05
...
Beady-eyed dog poop nowag
  03/25/05
I'm personally really looking forward to STROOOOOCK!
smoky indian lodge useless brakes
  03/25/05
heheheh
Tantric gas station factory reset button
  10/20/05
Will someone put a cock in this dumb fucking cumdumpster's m...
Self-centered clear kitchen trump supporter
  03/25/05
I assume you are referring to yourself.
Primrose thriller cruise ship
  03/25/05
kk, that deserves a 169.
Self-centered clear kitchen trump supporter
  03/25/05
Foomanchu has the honor of being the first recipient of an S...
odious forum philosopher-king
  03/25/05
haha, I am honored to receive this prestigious award
Slap-happy famous landscape painting
  03/25/05
Wear it with pride.
odious forum philosopher-king
  03/25/05
...
odious forum philosopher-king
  03/27/05
why do you think anyone gives a shit?
Sexy casino
  03/27/05
well they sure seem to, with all the bumping. It was a parod...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  03/27/05
hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha...
Slap-happy famous landscape painting
  03/27/05
It was a parody of Zoie's I never want to work at big law th...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  03/27/05
i wanna cream all over you my beautiful aryan princess.
Sexy casino
  03/27/05
I'm jewish.
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  03/27/05
send me a picture so i can cream on it.
Sexy casino
  03/27/05
...
Racy becky
  04/01/05
...
Learning Disabled Temple
  04/18/05
Reach for the dream!
odious forum philosopher-king
  08/08/05
176
fragrant sepia mental disorder
  08/08/05
...
Brilliant provocative office
  08/31/05
What's the background on this?
Swashbuckling codepig
  08/31/05
I made a parody of someone else's thread when they said they...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  08/31/05
Your grades weren't good enough? Trying not to outdo Fish...
Swashbuckling codepig
  08/31/05
No. He did far better than me second semester.
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  08/31/05
and you both still can't get jobs. fags.
Sexy casino
  10/19/05
all bumps but no questions? come on people!
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  08/31/05
Do you have an offer already? When did your school do recrui...
twinkling station
  08/31/05
hahahahhahahha
confused buff garrison
  08/31/05
? I was making up for the lack of questions.
twinkling station
  08/31/05
Her 1L grades were somewhere in the 2.4 range, so no, I don'...
Boyish Insecure Hall
  08/31/05
No, she is above the median now. I am sure she will do well.
twinkling station
  08/31/05
She took summer classes and is barely over a 3.0 car wrec...
confused buff garrison
  08/31/05
Yeesh. a 3.1 from (does she go to UIUC?) will only get you a...
Boyish Insecure Hall
  08/31/05
Median at UIUC = small law
confused buff garrison
  08/31/05
I said 1L. No one cares about a slightly above median 2L at ...
Boyish Insecure Hall
  08/31/05
My OCI hasn't started yet. I don't have a huge location pre...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  08/31/05
Good luck during OCI.
twinkling station
  08/31/05
thank you! I just got my first interview for next wednesday...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  08/31/05
Why be nervous? The interview will be fruitless.
odious forum philosopher-king
  08/31/05
haha
confused buff garrison
  08/31/05
If you think you'll get a job in DC as anything other than a...
confused buff garrison
  08/31/05
People on here are needlessly meean to Mandy. Stop being suc...
twinkling station
  08/31/05
I'm def. not jealous of an ugly bitch going to school in a c...
confused buff garrison
  08/31/05
do I know you? from whence does your expertise on UIUC hiri...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  08/31/05
It doesnt take a genius to figure out what happens to the mi...
confused buff garrison
  08/31/05
cool, this is what I was hoping to hear.
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  08/31/05
Afraid that you would be outed?
odious forum philosopher-king
  08/31/05
No, I was worried he was actually from my lawschool and knew...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  08/31/05
Its pretty obvious what the median hiring prospects are. ...
confused buff garrison
  08/31/05
Oh, I know I can get a job in DC (in the 70,000 range, so sl...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  08/31/05
You should be. No legal employer in DC's going to hire a me...
confused buff garrison
  08/31/05
I hope I can get cum laude by the time I graduate. I'm 3.1 ...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  08/31/05
Your grades are ass.
confused buff garrison
  08/31/05
Oh, and why does your boyfriend hate me so much, and wish me...
twinkling station
  08/31/05
If you haven't figured that out yet.... well, then there's n...
Charismatic university degenerate
  08/31/05
? don't know
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  08/31/05
See the "I'm an ugly whore and cheated on my bf and pro...
Charismatic university degenerate
  08/31/05
Why won't you die?
odious forum philosopher-king
  08/31/05
because I'm in perfect health and look both ways before cros...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  08/31/05
...
Jet comical reading party
  10/07/05
...
Aromatic corner
  10/07/05
I actually saved it so we can see it in all its tree-format ...
Soul-stirring infuriating cumskin
  10/12/05
excellent work.
translucent community account
  10/12/05
Oh my god, I really did actually save it, and I still have i...
Soul-stirring infuriating cumskin
  06/01/07
God, I just remembered how fucking good that pizza was. Some...
Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor
  10/12/05
what kind of "herbs" did you use for toppings? lma...
brass glittery roommate stag film
  11/10/05
...
ruddy excitant knife digit ratio
  11/10/05
180
unholy mind-boggling boistinker parlor
  11/10/05
Cruel, cruel world.
Mahogany parlour incel
  03/28/06
nifty find
Greedy Seedy Brethren
  03/28/06
...
shimmering misanthropic lay
  03/29/06
...
Magenta heady national security agency
  04/10/06
...
Vibrant Mad-dog Skullcap School
  06/11/06
more faeces
khaki razzmatazz skinny woman location
  07/28/06
...
coral property
  07/30/06
...
ruddy excitant knife digit ratio
  09/04/06
*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
Exciting Peach Rigor
  09/04/06
*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
amber underhanded macaca institution
  04/02/07
...
plum genital piercing
  10/13/06
A true classic. ty to Evan for the *bump*
Mahogany parlour incel
  12/08/06
...
Walnut Home Bbw
  04/25/07
bump
adventurous range
  05/17/07
Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.
orchid laughsome hairy legs
  06/01/07
Bump for retarded Russians with terrible senses of humor.
floppy space
  09/29/07
LOL Typical barzini response: "Personally, I thin...
bat-shit-crazy aphrodisiac address international law enforcement agency
  09/29/07
vrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooMMMMMMM
Pearl Chapel
  11/03/07
MANDY WORKS IN PROSTITUTION NOW! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!
Domesticated exhilarant senate
  11/03/07
...
cerebral den hunting ground
  11/04/07
Why the bump? Did Julia Durbin get a BigLaw job?
cream territorial halford
  11/08/07
*works at Big Law*
Big-titted nudist meetinghouse depressive
  11/08/07
quality
Contagious lavender site
  11/08/07
Few things are more quintessentially XO than the timely bump...
Angry theatre double fault
  11/15/07
It was the best of LULZ, it was the worst of LULZ...
maroon house-broken patrolman headpube
  11/15/07
bump
180 crystalline round eye
  11/20/07
why do you hate your namesake?
lascivious area
  11/20/07


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Date: July 13th, 2004 11:45 PM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

but only for ten minutes or so. Then I'm going out for pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956409)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:47 PM
Author: startled concupiscible principal's office

why the fuck are you looking forward to this... oh yeah, that's right, you and your bf are obsessed w/ money.

Question... Did you both grow up poor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956422)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:48 PM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

I did. He grew up middle to upper class.

No, it's not just because I'm obsessed with money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956442)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM
Author: startled concupiscible principal's office

Oh, you're obsessed w/ money alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956459)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:50 PM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

Sure, I never denied it. I'm just saying that's not the only reason I want to work for Big Law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956477)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:51 PM
Author: startled concupiscible principal's office

but it's the main reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956486)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:53 PM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

Yes, it is the main reason.

If I won the lottery right now, I would still go into Big Law. But robably not for very long. 3 years or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956514)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM
Author: startled concupiscible principal's office

you would not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956529)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:11 AM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

yeah, it's true. I am lazier than I realized.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421045)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM
Author: milky fluffy private investor

OUT!? HA HA! Funniest thing i've heard all night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956465)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:50 PM
Author: startled concupiscible principal's office

dude, they have wireless internet. they'll be posting throughout dinner...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956481)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:53 PM
Author: milky fluffy private investor

Good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956522)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:53 PM
Author: Wine hell

You will not last 2 years in BIGLAW. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956515)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:48 PM
Author: flesh roast beef

I don't see how working at biglaw is much different from most other deskjobs except the volume of work is a little larger and you get paid more.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956437)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

exaclty. Plus I love restaurants and going out to lunch. And I want to work internationally, very few small firms will give me that option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956457)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:58 PM
Author: apoplectic bawdyhouse

So you think Biglaw will be about eating at nice restaurants and working internationally?

Oh my....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956576)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:59 PM
Author: Drunken histrionic native stock car

and wearing cute suits!!

DUH!

I can't wait!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956594)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:00 AM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

I think that's a part Big Law. This is not the same thing as believeing that this is what Big Law is about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956603)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:49 PM
Author: Vermilion spectacular church faggotry

will you pad your hours even if you are falling behind your peers and you think they pad theirs a little?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956453)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:50 PM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

Not sure yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956470)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:51 PM
Author: startled concupiscible principal's office

you are starting to disgust me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956490)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:52 PM
Author: Vermilion spectacular church faggotry

i think she was honest. there must be incredible pressure to bill your nine hours every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956503)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM
Author: startled concupiscible principal's office

i don't give a fuck. she was honest and that's what's disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956527)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM
Author: Vermilion spectacular church faggotry

what's disgusting? honesty or pressure to pad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956533)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:57 PM
Author: startled concupiscible principal's office

see below

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956569)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:54 PM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956530)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:56 PM
Author: startled concupiscible principal's office

it's revolting that you are practically planning on dishonest behavior over 3 years before the opportunity to commit it might come up... sick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956548)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:58 PM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

That is not planning, my friend. If you think that's planning, you're in trouble.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956584)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:01 AM
Author: startled concupiscible principal's office

Don't fucking pull this shit. Just own up to the fact that you are seriously considering acting dishonestly one day in order to save your dream of becoming a money sucking leech.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956614)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:10 AM
Author: startled concupiscible principal's office

hello?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956718)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:17 AM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

what?

do you want me to respond to your post above? I can't imagine why. you're just making assumptions left and right and generally making an ass of yourself. I'm not really sure what you want me to do about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957629)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:21 AM
Author: startled concupiscible principal's office

you are admittedly considering padding your hours (which is white collar theft) in order to keep up w/ the Joneses and secure your job. I wish people like you never went into law. You give us all a bad name. What assumptions am I making? How exactly am I making an ass of myself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957659)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:22 AM
Author: smoky indian lodge useless brakes

Dude, don't worry about her. She'll be alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957669)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:24 AM
Author: startled concupiscible principal's office

she needs to take the high road

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957687)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:26 AM
Author: smoky indian lodge useless brakes

Who are you, her fucking priest?

No, she needs to take the road that will make her happiest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957699)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:28 AM
Author: startled concupiscible principal's office

see, this is the sort of reasoning that really fucks the world up. No, she needs to act ethically. I'm done w/ this subject. I hope she's not upset.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957728)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:32 AM
Author: smoky indian lodge useless brakes

"see, this is the sort of reasoning that really fucks the world up. No, she needs to act ethically."

Yeah, but its not a black and white world. Realistically, no one is all good or all bad. This sort of reasoning leads people to work for pennies in public interest.

"I'm done w/ this subject. I hope she's not upset."

I really doubt she is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957757)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:36 AM
Author: startled concupiscible principal's office

I'm glad she's not upset.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957775)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:43 AM
Author: smoky indian lodge useless brakes

I can't really tell if you're joking or not. But, um, okay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957823)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:35 AM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

you're assuming that I'm already planning to pad my hours, etc etc.

I never said any such thing. I said I didn't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957772)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:46 AM
Author: talented federal gay wizard menage

What's this about?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957837)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:51 PM
Author: apoplectic bawdyhouse

Oh, for the love of naivety.

You and the bf are in for a big splash of reality in 3 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956491)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:52 PM
Author: startled concupiscible principal's office

exactly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956498)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:55 PM
Author: milky fluffy private investor

They believe that having a maid is a natural part of life and that because they are lawyers they deserve it. They are the most twisted people and it's sick how he allows her to be spoiled.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956540)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:57 PM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

"it's sick how he allows her to be spoiled."

:)

:)

:)!

I looooove him.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956573)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:02 AM
Author: milky fluffy private investor

Oh yeah he's wonderful alright. An abuser who also happens to be a pussy whipped bitch.

Anyone ever told you that you are Jessica Simpson?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956627)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:04 AM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

"Oh yeah he's wonderful alright. An abuser who also happens to be a pussy whipped bitch."

Um...

"Anyone ever told you that you are Jessica Simpson?"

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956656)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:06 AM
Author: milky fluffy private investor

You two even answer posts in the same manner. Seek relationship counseling immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956679)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:28 AM
Author: smoky indian lodge useless brakes

Huh? But what's the problem? That we have it too good or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957721)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:26 AM
Author: smoky indian lodge useless brakes

"They believe that having a maid is a natural part of life and that because they are lawyers they deserve it. They are the most twisted people and it's sick how he allows her to be spoiled."

What's wrong with being spoiled? Makes us all happy, so we go with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957709)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:31 AM
Author: Mentally impaired puppy

"They believe that having a maid is a natural part of life and that because they are lawyers they deserve it. "

you must be kidding me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957751)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:35 AM
Author: smoky indian lodge useless brakes

Well we don't have one now but when we're each earning $125K+bonus and working 60 hours a week we're not going to be cleaning and doing our own laundry!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957768)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:57 AM
Author: Mentally impaired puppy

arent they somewhat expensive?

well, i come from a different background than you guys, probably, and i sort of like doing things for myself. if nothing else, it gives one a mental break from work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957897)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:14 AM
Author: smoky indian lodge useless brakes

"arent they somewhat expensive?"

Expensive for law school students? Sure. I'd love a maid but I know I can't afford one now. Expensive for Biglaw lawyers? Not really. Especially if you get some FOB immigrant.

"well, i come from a different background than you guys, probably, and i sort of like doing things for myself. if nothing else, it gives one a mental break from work.""

I disagree. IMO, the last thing you want after working 12 hours straight is to be doing laundry and cleaning up.

Here's how I figure it: something *has* to give. One can't work 60 hours a week, spend 10 hours a week commuting, and then spend another 20 hours a week on house work/cooking/cleaning/etc. Since I can't really cut biglaw hours, I have to cut everything else. If I live by work and hire a maid then all I have is 60 hours or so a week, which isn't worse than what most people have considering they deal with commute and doing things themselves. Make sense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957968)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:23 AM
Author: Black Thirsty Plaza

I am with you on living near work.

I hate commuting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958000)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:33 AM
Author: smoky indian lodge useless brakes

See, commuting, cleaning, cooking, all of these things are miserable tasks no less taxing and annoying than work itself. On top of long hours its just unbearable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958037)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:35 AM
Author: Black Thirsty Plaza

I like cooking, though. And I don't trust other people to do my laundry.

Commuting, however, can suck it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958047)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:36 AM
Author: smoky indian lodge useless brakes

"I like cooking, though."

After spending 12 hours at work? Ugh.

"And I don't trust other people to do my laundry."

Good God, why?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958055)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:40 AM
Author: Black Thirsty Plaza

It may not be elaborate cooking, but I don't see the point of having anyone else cook for me.

Because they fuck my laundry up and it is too expensive to send all that out. If I had a family, I could see wanting to have someone else do it, because kids come with a fuckload of dirty clothes. But for just me, it seems silly.

Both of these depend heavily on me being single.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958075)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:57 AM
Author: smoky indian lodge useless brakes

"It may not be elaborate cooking, but I don't see the point of having anyone else cook for me."

Go out. You have to shop less, and no cleanup.

"Because they fuck my laundry up and it is too expensive to send all that out."

Its not that expensive, is it? I remember in Russia it was great: you drop it off, you pick it up in 2 days. Barely costs more than doing it yourself and comes back nicely folded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958109)





Date: July 14th, 2004 4:11 AM
Author: Mentally impaired puppy

Well, I kind of doubt that all lawyers and hard-working professionals (doctors, etc.) have maids.

Personally, I think I'd rather invest the money I would otherwise spend on a maid.

And unless you have a huge place, who needs a maid, really? My mom owns a 3200 sq ft house and spends very little time cleaning it (she works full time and does all kinds of stuff). She has never hired help in her life. The place looks just fine.

And if family members of mine who live in or near large cities are an indication, good incomes can evaporate really quickly in those high-COL areas. I would be a little uneasy about paying for something like that under those conditions, especially just starting out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958135)





Date: February 20th, 2005 1:43 PM
Author: Fuchsia arousing volcanic crater dingle berry

You think you are going to be wo0rking 60 hours a week at big law? try 80 to 90 at least.

Nice fantasy you ahve there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2171377)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:57 PM
Author: Know-it-all Rebellious Sandwich

I'm seriously thinking of taking you to bed. Is that okay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956564)





Date: July 13th, 2004 11:58 PM
Author: Drunken histrionic native stock car

In comes big fish to threaten your e-life with a pounding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956587)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:00 AM
Author: apoplectic bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956604)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:01 AM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

I don't mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956616)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:02 AM
Author: Know-it-all Rebellious Sandwich

excellent. Your place or mine? As ColonD suggested, can I eat your muffin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956628)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:06 AM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

Well, it would probably be best if you thought about it at your place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956681)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:11 AM
Author: Know-it-all Rebellious Sandwich

nice.

but now i need to go wash my hands. brb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956728)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:30 AM
Author: smoky indian lodge useless brakes

But what if Mandy and I are the same person and I'm a 50 year old 350lbs fat bald Russian guy that chain smokes and isn't even going to law school...

Yep, you might just whacked off to that FAG!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957744)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:03 AM
Author: apoplectic bawdyhouse

You were supposed to leave for pizza 5 minutes ago...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956637)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:07 AM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

you're right

check back later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956686)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:05 AM
Author: Doobsian filthpig

have you ever worked as a paralegal or any type of support position in a biglaw firm? i would suggest it... just so you can know for sure what it is like..

:( biglaw fights for companies that kill bunnies and fill lungs with tobbacco and chop down trees that monkeys like to swing on :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956666)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:07 AM
Author: apoplectic bawdyhouse

shhh!

She doesn't want to hear that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956689)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:08 AM
Author: Doobsian filthpig

seriously, i am so glad that i am learning about what law firm life is really like now..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956700)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:11 AM
Author: apoplectic bawdyhouse

That is smart of you. If only more people put the time and effort to find out what there future career will really be like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956730)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:12 AM
Author: Doobsian filthpig

what about you? in law school? ever worked at a firm?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956746)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:21 AM
Author: apoplectic bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956837)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:10 AM
Author: startled concupiscible principal's office

she doesn't care...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956712)





Date: July 14th, 2004 12:12 AM
Author: Doobsian filthpig

i'm curious still though about whether she has worked at a firm before? maybe she has and liked it..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#956735)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:15 AM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

No, I've never worked for big law. I've spoken with quite a few people who have though.

Of course having to work on a case I don't believe in is a concern, but that's one of the reasons i'm going into business law, not criminal law. If I lose or win, people might have more/less money, and sometimes it might be unjust, but at least no one will die or go to jail for something they haven't done because of me. That level of bad karma I can live with.

Besides, I hope that that at least sometimes, I'll be able to influence people to do what's best both for their company and for others.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957619)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:18 AM
Author: Doobsian filthpig

that's my point... it became very quickly apparent to me how little difference i would be making in anything i was working on in a biglaw firm, and i am like you, i want to influence people, and see that what i am doing is changing things and causing some good. business law/corporate law you will be representing a lot of companies who could be indirectly (or directly) causing a lot of harm to a lot of people... and/or animals plants and bunnies... :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957638)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:26 AM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

I know. But I don't think Big Law is evil specifically, they're usually more neutral than evil. Once I have money and some experince, there are other things I want to do, like someday I'd like to teach at a law school and start or continue with an existing child clinic.

But I can't do that right away. Getting into teaching is really hard, and just doing pro-bono and stuff, well, with my pet cause, I couldn't handle it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957706)





Date: November 10th, 2005 8:23 PM
Author: Sick ticket booth

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4262703)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:21 AM
Author: smoky indian lodge useless brakes

"biglaw fights for companies that kill bunnies and fill lungs with tobbacco and chop down trees that monkeys like to swing on :("

I have no problem defending tobacco companies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957660)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:22 AM
Author: Doobsian filthpig

that was only one of the companies i mentioned. it makes me sad that they marketed to middle school aged kids in china, but i guess whatever floats your boat. anyways, goodnight meanest and mandy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957670)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:25 AM
Author: smoky indian lodge useless brakes

Goodnight.

Yeah, I have my pet issues that I'd rather not mess with. But I also realize that someone has to defend them and I need cash...

I'd like to defend the likes of cig companies and gun companies. Bad rep but I really don't have much against them. And if they really fuck up no lawyer (including myself) will be able to save them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957695)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:27 AM
Author: talented federal gay wizard menage

Have you ever posted a pic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957712)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:28 AM
Author: Cracking pea-brained orchestra pit mood

I picture Elle Woods plus 25 pounds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957725)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:29 AM
Author: talented federal gay wizard menage

why the +25?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957730)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:30 AM
Author: Cracking pea-brained orchestra pit mood

not sure. I just imagine a blondie that sort of looks like Reece, but doesn't have near a hollywood body.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957746)





Date: July 14th, 2004 2:34 AM
Author: smoky indian lodge useless brakes

Not +25, but +5-10 and otherwise about right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957763)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:20 AM
Author: talented federal gay wizard menage

What were talking about with "hours"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#957994)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:33 AM
Author: smoky indian lodge useless brakes

Working hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958039)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:35 AM
Author: talented federal gay wizard menage

What type of job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958044)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:36 AM
Author: smoky indian lodge useless brakes

Biglaw lawyer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958056)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:38 AM
Author: talented federal gay wizard menage

How do you obtain jobs like this if you're not in law school yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958065)





Date: July 14th, 2004 3:39 AM
Author: smoky indian lodge useless brakes

We're talking about 3 years from now (and summers before then). And we're both starting in about a month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#958073)





Date: February 20th, 2005 1:22 AM
Author: Slap-happy famous landscape painting

if ever a thread needed a bump, it is this one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169578)





Date: February 20th, 2005 1:25 AM
Author: Silver Razzle Mother Whorehouse

Oh my....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169605)





Date: December 8th, 2006 1:12 AM
Author: khaki razzmatazz skinny woman location

hey sexy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#7167108)





Date: February 20th, 2005 1:27 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dog poop nowag

Good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169620)





Date: February 20th, 2005 1:37 AM
Author: bonkers therapy goal in life

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169702)





Date: February 20th, 2005 3:10 AM
Author: Aromatic corner

whoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2170114)





Date: February 20th, 2005 3:33 AM
Author: Electric Foreskin Legal Warrant

egg + on face = this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2170205)





Date: February 20th, 2005 1:33 AM
Author: Primrose thriller cruise ship

Edit: I just realized this is an old thread. Never mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169679)





Date: February 20th, 2005 1:34 AM
Author: Slap-happy famous landscape painting

180

Edit: damn, i wish i had given you a 175, your edit makes it a true 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2169682)





Date: February 20th, 2005 3:35 AM
Author: Aromatic corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2170210)





Date: February 20th, 2005 3:36 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dog poop nowag

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2170213)





Date: February 20th, 2005 12:24 PM
Author: bonkers therapy goal in life

Ha, I shouldn't be laughing because karma is a bitch, but ha.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2171128)





Date: February 21st, 2005 2:34 AM
Author: stimulating step-uncle's house yarmulke

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2175537)





Date: March 25th, 2005 5:21 AM
Author: Beady-eyed dog poop nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2402968)





Date: March 25th, 2005 5:51 AM
Author: smoky indian lodge useless brakes

I'm personally really looking forward to STROOOOOCK!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403002)





Date: October 20th, 2005 12:29 AM
Author: Tantric gas station factory reset button

heheheh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4089491)





Date: March 25th, 2005 7:05 AM
Author: Self-centered clear kitchen trump supporter

Will someone put a cock in this dumb fucking cumdumpster's mouth? Jesus H. Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403072)





Date: March 25th, 2005 7:06 AM
Author: Primrose thriller cruise ship

I assume you are referring to yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403073)





Date: March 25th, 2005 7:15 AM
Author: Self-centered clear kitchen trump supporter

kk, that deserves a 169.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403077)





Date: March 25th, 2005 7:20 AM
Author: odious forum philosopher-king

Foomanchu has the honor of being the first recipient of an S from me, where S (superlative) is better than A+.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403080)





Date: March 25th, 2005 7:26 AM
Author: Slap-happy famous landscape painting

haha, I am honored to receive this prestigious award

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403081)





Date: March 25th, 2005 7:31 AM
Author: odious forum philosopher-king

Wear it with pride.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2403087)





Date: March 27th, 2005 5:57 AM
Author: odious forum philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421030)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:02 AM
Author: Sexy casino

why do you think anyone gives a shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421033)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:09 AM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

well they sure seem to, with all the bumping. It was a parody thread, originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421042)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:12 AM
Author: Slap-happy famous landscape painting

hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha you know it wasn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421047)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:14 AM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

It was a parody of Zoie's I never want to work at big law thread. But I meant it at the time, if that's what you mean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421049)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:14 AM
Author: Sexy casino

i wanna cream all over you my beautiful aryan princess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421051)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:22 AM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

I'm jewish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421053)





Date: March 27th, 2005 6:13 AM
Author: Sexy casino

send me a picture so i can cream on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2421048)





Date: April 1st, 2005 11:22 PM
Author: Racy becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2465548)





Date: April 18th, 2005 7:52 PM
Author: Learning Disabled Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#2587057)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:51 PM
Author: odious forum philosopher-king

Reach for the dream!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3536042)





Date: August 8th, 2005 10:53 PM
Author: fragrant sepia mental disorder

176

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3536064)





Date: August 31st, 2005 3:36 PM
Author: Brilliant provocative office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3713498)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:11 PM
Author: Swashbuckling codepig

What's the background on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715554)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:14 PM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

I made a parody of someone else's thread when they said they didn't want to work big law. Later, my 1L grades weren't good enough to make Big Law and people thought it was hilarious. I don't fully get why it's that funny, but I'm going along for all the attention.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715570)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling codepig

Your grades weren't good enough? Trying not to outdo Fish, were you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715583)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:33 PM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

No. He did far better than me second semester.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715699)





Date: October 19th, 2005 11:43 AM
Author: Sexy casino

and you both still can't get jobs. fags.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4083928)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:09 PM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

all bumps but no questions? come on people!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715538)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:12 PM
Author: twinkling station

Do you have an offer already? When did your school do recruiting? How many interviews did you have? How many callbacks? Where do you want to work (location)?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715561)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:14 PM
Author: confused buff garrison

hahahahhahahha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715574)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:17 PM
Author: twinkling station

?

I was making up for the lack of questions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715597)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:16 PM
Author: Boyish Insecure Hall

Her 1L grades were somewhere in the 2.4 range, so no, I don't think she has any offerinos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715591)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: twinkling station

No, she is above the median now. I am sure she will do well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715601)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: confused buff garrison

She took summer classes and is barely over a 3.0

car wreck firm in chicago, here she comes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715608)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:20 PM
Author: Boyish Insecure Hall

Yeesh. a 3.1 from (does she go to UIUC?) will only get you a DUI firm in Chitown?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715618)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:21 PM
Author: confused buff garrison

Median at UIUC = small law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715625)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:19 PM
Author: Boyish Insecure Hall

I said 1L. No one cares about a slightly above median 2L at a TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715610)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

My OCI hasn't started yet. I don't have a huge location preference, DC sounds nice though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715603)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:19 PM
Author: twinkling station

Good luck during OCI.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715612)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:40 PM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

thank you! I just got my first interview for next wednesday. I'm totally nervous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715761)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:43 PM
Author: odious forum philosopher-king

Why be nervous? The interview will be fruitless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715784)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: confused buff garrison

haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715787)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:20 PM
Author: confused buff garrison

If you think you'll get a job in DC as anything other than a hot dog salesman, you're on drugs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715619)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:22 PM
Author: twinkling station

People on here are needlessly meean to Mandy. Stop being such a jealous loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715629)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:24 PM
Author: confused buff garrison

I'm def. not jealous of an ugly bitch going to school in a cow town in the middle of nowhere and who has shitty grades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715640)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:39 PM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

do I know you? from whence does your expertise on UIUC hiring stats and my appearance arise?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715750)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:41 PM
Author: confused buff garrison

It doesnt take a genius to figure out what happens to the middle of UIUC.

And you're ugly...that's a given with you seeing Fish, who himself is a short ugly fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715767)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:43 PM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

cool, this is what I was hoping to hear.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715786)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:45 PM
Author: odious forum philosopher-king

Afraid that you would be outed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715797)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:47 PM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

No, I was worried he was actually from my lawschool and knew something I didn't about our hiring prospects.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715812)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:49 PM
Author: confused buff garrison

Its pretty obvious what the median hiring prospects are.

And DC or large firms simply arent in the cards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715826)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:35 PM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

Oh, I know I can get a job in DC (in the 70,000 range, so slightly above the average hot dog vendor's salary). I'm just worried about getting a legal job in DC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715712)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:37 PM
Author: confused buff garrison

You should be. No legal employer in DC's going to hire a median student from UIUC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715729)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:38 PM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

I hope I can get cum laude by the time I graduate. I'm 3.1 now, cum laude is 3.25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715742)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:40 PM
Author: confused buff garrison

Your grades are ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715762)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: twinkling station

Oh, and why does your boyfriend hate me so much, and wish me "double AIDS"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715609)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:27 PM
Author: Charismatic university degenerate

If you haven't figured that out yet.... well, then there's no hope for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715658)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:36 PM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

? don't know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715719)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:44 PM
Author: Charismatic university degenerate

See the "I'm an ugly whore and cheated on my bf and proudly proclaimed it to the Internet" thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715788)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:20 PM
Author: odious forum philosopher-king

Why won't you die?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715616)





Date: August 31st, 2005 8:32 PM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

because I'm in perfect health and look both ways before crossing the street.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3715694)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:45 PM
Author: Jet comical reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3994639)





Date: October 7th, 2005 4:46 PM
Author: Aromatic corner
Subject: To make sure this thread never, ever gets edited.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#3994643)





Date: October 12th, 2005 2:30 AM
Author: Soul-stirring infuriating cumskin

I actually saved it so we can see it in all its tree-format glory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4027170)





Date: October 12th, 2005 2:31 AM
Author: translucent community account

excellent work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4027173)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:41 AM
Author: Soul-stirring infuriating cumskin

Oh my god, I really did actually save it, and I still have it. I have no idea why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8195651)





Date: October 12th, 2005 3:15 AM
Author: Supple grizzly school cafeteria fortuitous meteor

God, I just remembered how fucking good that pizza was. Sometimes, blasphemous though this may be, sometimes I really do miss Minnesota.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4027250)





Date: November 10th, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: brass glittery roommate stag film

what kind of "herbs" did you use for toppings? lmao!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4262651)





Date: November 10th, 2005 8:10 PM
Author: ruddy excitant knife digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4262591)





Date: November 10th, 2005 8:18 PM
Author: unholy mind-boggling boistinker parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#4262654)





Date: March 28th, 2006 6:28 AM
Author: Mahogany parlour incel

Cruel, cruel world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5446309)





Date: March 28th, 2006 7:03 AM
Author: Greedy Seedy Brethren

nifty find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5446354)





Date: March 29th, 2006 3:31 PM
Author: shimmering misanthropic lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5457259)





Date: April 10th, 2006 4:19 PM
Author: Magenta heady national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5556693)





Date: June 11th, 2006 6:42 PM
Author: Vibrant Mad-dog Skullcap School



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#5960404)





Date: July 28th, 2006 1:13 AM
Author: khaki razzmatazz skinny woman location

more faeces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6320028)





Date: July 30th, 2006 8:54 PM
Author: coral property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6339304)





Date: September 4th, 2006 1:02 AM
Author: ruddy excitant knife digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6553929)





Date: September 4th, 2006 1:05 AM
Author: Exciting Peach Rigor

*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6553948)





Date: April 2nd, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: amber underhanded macaca institution

*VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#7859730)





Date: October 13th, 2006 9:02 AM
Author: plum genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#6780507)





Date: December 8th, 2006 1:46 AM
Author: Mahogany parlour incel

A true classic.

ty to Evan for the *bump*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#7167414)





Date: April 25th, 2007 7:39 AM
Author: Walnut Home Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8000836)





Date: May 17th, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: adventurous range

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8129249)





Date: June 1st, 2007 12:25 AM
Author: orchid laughsome hairy legs

Bump for the return of this two-headed waste of oxygen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8195524)





Date: September 29th, 2007 12:11 AM
Author: floppy space

Bump for retarded Russians with terrible senses of humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8703238)





Date: September 29th, 2007 12:14 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy aphrodisiac address international law enforcement agency

LOL

Typical barzini response:

"Personally, I think I'd rather invest the money I would otherwise spend on a maid.

And unless you have a huge place, who needs a maid, really? My mom owns a 3200 sq ft house and spends very little time cleaning it (she works full time and does all kinds of stuff). She has never hired help in her life. The place looks just fine."

REALLY, DON? I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D SAY THAT!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8703251)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:44 PM
Author: Pearl Chapel

vrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooMMMMMMM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8849635)





Date: November 3rd, 2007 11:57 PM
Author: Domesticated exhilarant senate

MANDY WORKS IN PROSTITUTION NOW! YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8849698)





Date: November 4th, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: cerebral den hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8849722)





Date: November 8th, 2007 11:43 AM
Author: cream territorial halford

Why the bump? Did Julia Durbin get a BigLaw job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8869039)





Date: November 8th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: Big-titted nudist meetinghouse depressive

*works at Big Law*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8868893)





Date: November 8th, 2007 8:58 PM
Author: Contagious lavender site

quality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8871426)





Date: November 15th, 2007 11:44 AM
Author: Angry theatre double fault

Few things are more quintessentially XO than the timely bump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8898028)





Date: November 15th, 2007 11:45 AM
Author: maroon house-broken patrolman headpube

It was the best of LULZ, it was the worst of LULZ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8898032)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: 180 crystalline round eye

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8919742)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:54 PM
Author: lascivious area

why do you hate your namesake?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=59241&forum_id=2#8919754)