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PSA: T14 Contest Victims, Find Out Who The Perpetrator Is

There's fairly strong evidence that the person responsible f...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
i thought it was PaulieWalnuts who was behind the whole fias...
Harsh twinkling uncleanness circlehead
  03/09/07
So it turns out pauliewalnuts is pensive. http://www.xoxo...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592218&mc=68...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
it wasnt pensive, dont try to pull him into this cesspool. W...
Chestnut shitlib private investor
  03/09/07
yeah that does suck. well if you wanna make an omlet you got...
Harsh twinkling uncleanness circlehead
  03/09/07
I would hardly say it doesn't matter, since pauliewalnuts/pe...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
im not trying to bring these guys down but I'm not afraid to...
Chestnut shitlib private investor
  03/09/07
Very good points. I agree that RD is incompetent at best and...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
Overestimating their capability within an emerging niche mar...
Deep mexican indian lodge
  03/09/07
Not to mention the WaPo's role in this. Did they really th...
Mildly autistic sex offender
  03/09/07
Dude, what if you're wrong?
Filthy church
  03/09/07
Unlikely.
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
There is no "evidence" only speculation. Also, I'...
exciting rebellious meetinghouse
  03/09/07
Great! Actually, I encourage you to examine the evidence for...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
Also, the T14 contest wouldn't strike you as pensive style, ...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
Just so you know, pauliewalnuts / pensive can't seem to stay...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592639&mc=5&am...
Pontificating salmon mother
  03/09/07
None of pensive or his 723 alternate monikers can manage to ...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
I can sympathize on that front. I don't seem to be able to q...
Pontificating salmon mother
  03/09/07
Well, in your case, you don't have 722 others to worry about...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
this is indeed very possible. he STALKED female students at ...
Blathering ruddy pocket flask
  03/09/07
Seriously?
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
lol, yes. he has a very dark past.
Blathering ruddy pocket flask
  03/09/07
This is completely false. No restraining orders, no stalking...
Deep mexican indian lodge
  03/09/07
Schools sometimes privately impose their own restraining ord...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
I think you overestimate the publicity that an external rest...
Deep mexican indian lodge
  03/09/07
I didn't read that. But seeing that another poster seems to ...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
I honestly don't care what you think. I think it's funny tha...
Deep mexican indian lodge
  03/09/07
I think it's funny that you think it's funny to hurt innocen...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
I don't think *that* is funny; a lot of the things PW and ot...
Deep mexican indian lodge
  03/09/07
I didn't read that. I think it's funny that you're expending...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
ti, oc, tcr
Swashbuckling Genital Piercing Lay
  03/09/07
It's not worth my time to rewrite that entire post at a 4th-...
Deep mexican indian lodge
  03/09/07
Okay, Vector. But on your view, then, is this page just wro...
Mildly autistic sex offender
  03/09/07
I'm not sure, <trytry>. It appears to be based on info...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
Date: March 9th, 2007 7:15 PM Author: trytry Okay, Vecto...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
Here is the post that led Vector to believe I am Pauliewalnu...
Deep mexican indian lodge
  03/09/07
Actually this post was more of a desperate last minute scram...
Pontificating salmon mother
  03/09/07
There was no "brilliant ruse". Vector was making a...
Deep mexican indian lodge
  03/09/07
I'll let others judge if I was laughing at you or being <...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
How many children have you had sex with? Just the ones you ...
glassy field
  03/09/07
If you haven't noticed the title of that thread, it's: &...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
It wasn't a "confession"-- I am not Pauliewalnuts ...
Talking abode
  03/09/07
It's an irritating blend of breaking down everything into bi...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
I think in binary. All my code was originally written using ...
Deep mexican indian lodge
  03/09/07
Thanks for bumping, pauliewalnuts.
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
i dont think theyre the same person
bearded center travel guidebook
  03/10/07
i'm not sure that we can joke that something is "elabor...
cream spectacular alpha bbw
  03/09/07
sigh, titcr.
Pontificating salmon mother
  03/09/07
The whole concept of "elaborate pensive flame" is,...
Deep mexican indian lodge
  03/09/07
that's too meta for a lowly gecko
cream spectacular alpha bbw
  03/09/07
I agree. He probably has many other personas we don't know a...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
titcr
Ebony turdskin
  03/09/07
you sound suspiciously like can't edit me away. I wonder wh...
Bull headed vermilion step-uncle's house legal warrant
  03/10/07
OP is pensive
frum point boltzmann
  03/10/07
I'm just a guy who was tired of all the bullshit that came f...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/10/07
...
bearded center travel guidebook
  03/10/07
Hi, Pensive!
Olive Outnumbered Ceo
  03/10/07
another thing to remember: pensive is always very proud when...
Motley Wagecucks
  03/09/07
Which is hilarious because 50-60 of those posts are his.
Swashbuckling Genital Piercing Lay
  03/09/07
also pensive never uses email taglines for his schticks
spruce location immigrant
  03/10/07
i don't think pensive is pauliewalnutz. one thing in partic...
Appetizing cuck
  03/09/07
>Currently, I live in Manhattan. http://mikechurch.bl...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
maybe. maybe he knows someone who attended fordham. maybe ...
Appetizing cuck
  03/09/07
He says he lives in NYC. Fordham is in NYC. I hope this help...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/09/07
lol.
Pontificating salmon mother
  03/09/07
wow, this is pretty fucking ridiculously clear. are gto a...
Ebony turdskin
  03/09/07
PW is not pensive. At least he wasn't when he first showed ...
Bull headed vermilion step-uncle's house legal warrant
  03/09/07
Hi, Pensive!
Olive Outnumbered Ceo
  03/10/07
I'd rather fuck a sheep and get caught on video than be pens...
Bull headed vermilion step-uncle's house legal warrant
  03/10/07
Gee, do you think, maybe it was feigned incompetence? pauli...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/10/07
what was the big deal about the t14 hottiess thing? i'm a g...
Dashing hall
  03/10/07
were you here as it unfolded?
Bull headed vermilion step-uncle's house legal warrant
  03/10/07
Vector I've looked back through some of the threads and comp...
Olive Outnumbered Ceo
  03/10/07
i looked back also. i think you guys are wrong. see my comme...
bearded center travel guidebook
  03/10/07
I'm also pretty sure that Vector is Pensive too.
Olive Outnumbered Ceo
  03/10/07
Thanks for bumping, MrMiyagi, a newly registered moniker.
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/10/07
more sure of this than of whether i will pass the mpre
Mahogany codepig stock car
  03/10/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592859&mc=34...
Pearl doobsian toaster pit
  03/10/07
pensive=pauliewalnuts=mike church bump
peach degenerate
  03/30/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=604801&mc=8&...
bearded center travel guidebook
  03/30/07
It has been noted that Mike Church is skilled in utilizing f...
Ivory ladyboy
  03/30/07
Here's my own take. Originally, I compiled every single PW ...
Cruel-hearted heaven
  03/30/07
...
chrome floppy dysfunction gas station
  11/14/07


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Date: March 9th, 2007 3:43 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

There's fairly strong evidence that the person responsible for your misery goes by Pensive here. He has a long history of pulling similar stunts, only he went too far this time. Apparently, the stress of his unemployment has destabilized him to the point of pulling hurtful pranks on the internet for amusement. So, if you've been victimized by the contest, blame Pensive. His real life identity, including his alma mater and what kind of graduate program he dropped out of, before he became an unemployed troll, can be easily searched on this site.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730081)





Date: March 9th, 2007 3:44 PM
Author: Harsh twinkling uncleanness circlehead

i thought it was PaulieWalnuts who was behind the whole fiasco?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730092)





Date: March 9th, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

So it turns out pauliewalnuts is pensive.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592183&mc=34&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730104)





Date: March 9th, 2007 3:47 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592218&mc=68&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730116)





Date: March 9th, 2007 3:45 PM
Author: Chestnut shitlib private investor

it wasnt pensive, dont try to pull him into this cesspool. Whoever it was, it doesn't even matter since reputation defender threw their clients under the bus with the washington post article. they're really showing everybody how bad newly minted JDs are at serving their clients interests

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730097)





Date: March 9th, 2007 3:47 PM
Author: Harsh twinkling uncleanness circlehead

yeah that does suck. well if you wanna make an omlet you gotta break some eggs and thats what RD is doing to their clients right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730113)





Date: March 9th, 2007 3:49 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

I would hardly say it doesn't matter, since pauliewalnuts/pensive basically did all he could do start this train wreck and keep it going. I have no love for RD either, and encourage you and others to bring them down as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730127)





Date: March 9th, 2007 4:45 PM
Author: Chestnut shitlib private investor

im not trying to bring these guys down but I'm not afraid to post my opinion of them, which is that they are screwing their current clients in order to get publicity and draw future clients.

i think it's worth mentioning that reputation defender is much more of a PR firm than any kind of legal representation. I don't know why they don't state on their website that they aren't providing legal representation; if they are representing them then why do they make TONS of legal threats all the time but never say that they are counsel for Heide Iravani or Brittan Heller (as may apply)?

Also, if they aren't providing actual legal representation then what basis do they have for threatening legal action? why should anyone take them seriously unless they are legal counsel for Heide Iravani and/or Brittan Heller?

It just seems all confused



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730429)





Date: March 9th, 2007 4:51 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

Very good points. I agree that RD is incompetent at best and cynical and predatory at worst. They have done their clients tremendous disfavor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730449)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: Deep mexican indian lodge

Overestimating their capability within an emerging niche market, they make impractical and sometimes impossible promises, something no upstart tech company has ever done before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730994)





Date: March 9th, 2007 7:09 PM
Author: Mildly autistic sex offender

Not to mention the WaPo's role in this.

Did they really think that

(a) Xoxo wouldn't figure out who their "anonymous sources were"?

(b) That Xoxo renegades wouldn't out these sources?

(c) That WaPo's supplying Xoxo's web-addy was *still* a good idea?

I see a future ethics "case study" at the Columbia School of Journalism based on this fiasco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731136)





Date: March 9th, 2007 3:46 PM
Author: Filthy church

Dude, what if you're wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730102)





Date: March 9th, 2007 3:49 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

Unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730131)





Date: March 9th, 2007 3:49 PM
Author: exciting rebellious meetinghouse

There is no "evidence" only speculation. Also, I'm pretty sure the speculation is completely wrong. The T14 stuff really wasn't pensive's style.

That said, I am in full support of ruining some random person's life - that is the xo way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730130)





Date: March 9th, 2007 3:54 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

Great! Actually, I encourage you to examine the evidence for yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730160)





Date: March 9th, 2007 4:31 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

Also, the T14 contest wouldn't strike you as pensive style, because it wasn't done under the pensive moniker. He has a long history of flamebaiting, so it's reasonable that he's capable of creating several distinct personas. This is what trolls do. This line of reasoning, in itself, doesn't argue that pensive is pauliewalnuts, but it does invalidate yours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730373)





Date: March 9th, 2007 4:06 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730234)





Date: March 9th, 2007 4:09 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

Just so you know, pauliewalnuts / pensive can't seem to stay away from this site. This is him posting under yet another one of his alternate monikers.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592608&forum_id=2#7729668

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730251)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: Pontificating salmon mother

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592639&mc=5&forum_id=2#7729835

PW seems to have had a short retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730783)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:14 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

None of pensive or his 723 alternate monikers can manage to stay away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730846)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: Pontificating salmon mother

I can sympathize on that front. I don't seem to be able to quit either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730864)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:19 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

Well, in your case, you don't have 722 others to worry about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730876)





Date: March 9th, 2007 4:27 PM
Author: Blathering ruddy pocket flask

this is indeed very possible. he STALKED female students at carleton. they had to get restraining orders against him. once again, pensive is a deranged individual. be careful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730356)





Date: March 9th, 2007 4:35 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

Seriously?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730384)





Date: March 9th, 2007 4:36 PM
Author: Blathering ruddy pocket flask

lol, yes. he has a very dark past.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730386)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:00 PM
Author: Deep mexican indian lodge

This is completely false. No restraining orders, no stalking. In fact, if there were a restraining order against me, it would be in the public record and anyone would be able to find it. So go look and get back to me about what you find, because you'll find nothing.

I did have a couple deranged fuckers spread rumors about me and, in addition, make threatening phone calls during my sophomore year; if anyone was stalking anyone, it would be them stalking me... but even that claim would be a stretch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730763)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:06 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

Schools sometimes privately impose their own restraining orders in order to avoid negative publicity. Of course, those never make it to public record. This happened between a feuding ex-couple in my undergrad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730798)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: Deep mexican indian lodge

I think you overestimate the publicity that an external restraining order would generate. A restraining order can reflect badly on the students involved, but not really on the college. It's not something that a newspaper would write about, unless a violent incident were involved.

You are correct, though, that colleges often try to manage such matters internally. This is more out of an interest in protecting their students' futures than in avoiding negative publicity. Usually what happens is that the student is advised to stay away from the other person and barred from entry into that person's dorm.

If you care to know, I've never had an internal restraining order against me either, nor did I ever do anything that would cause me to have PNG status at any dorm. I've been kicked out of hostels, bars, and restaurants before (only one of the incidents being my fault, and that one over a very minor transgression) but never a college dorm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730909)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:29 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

I didn't read that. But seeing that another poster seems to think you may not be the perpetrator of this commotion (unlikely), you're welcome to send me any evidence you have in your favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730929)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Deep mexican indian lodge

I honestly don't care what you think. I think it's funny that you believe I'm PW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730974)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

I think it's funny that you think it's funny to hurt innocent people who have no involvement with this board. So, we're probably even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731035)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Deep mexican indian lodge

I don't think *that* is funny; a lot of the things PW and others are doing I consider repugnant. I think confusing you about my identity and getting you to waste lots of energy and make a general fool of yourself is funny, and none of this contributes to the evils that have already transpired.

Some things are too painful/evil to be funny, while other things tangentially related may be considered funny. For example, most people don't find true racism funny-- it's too evil-- but do find mild, poignant racial humor (e.g. South Park, Borat) to be comical. Most people don't find the plight of the desperate and poor to be amusing, but we laugh at 174's prestige rants, which deal with the nature of class in our society.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731075)





Date: March 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

I didn't read that. I think it's funny that you're expending this much effort into a denial.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731092)





Date: March 9th, 2007 7:02 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Genital Piercing Lay

ti, oc, tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731096)





Date: March 9th, 2007 7:06 PM
Author: Deep mexican indian lodge

It's not worth my time to rewrite that entire post at a 4th-grade reading level. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731111)





Date: March 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: Mildly autistic sex offender

Okay, Vector. But on your view, then, is this page just wrong?

http://paulie.walnutsack.googlepages.com/home2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731170)





Date: March 9th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

I'm not sure, <trytry>. It appears to be based on info the pauliewalnuts persona posted about himself. Knowing that pauliewalnuts himself was a fabricated character, I'd say that an outing based on similarities of subject matter, obsession, prose, and shared history of flamebaiting is probably a much more solid than one based on info a schtick posted about himself.

Also, a google search of your moniker yielded posts like these. You're apparently a fan of pensive/pauliewalnuts. Does this help?

Date: February 19th, 2007 1:24 PM

Author: trytry

I kinda like the comment by "pwnsive"

http://www.harvardindependent.com/ViewArticle.aspx?ArticleID=10115

;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=580549&forum_id=2#7630068

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731209)





Date: March 9th, 2007 7:27 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

Date: March 9th, 2007 7:15 PM

Author: trytry

Okay, Vector. But on your view, then, is this page just wrong?

http://paulie.walnutsack.googlepages.com/home2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731170)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731216)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:06 PM
Author: Deep mexican indian lodge

Here is the post that led Vector to believe I am Pauliewalnuts.

It wasn't a "confession"-- I am not Pauliewalnuts and would have nothing to confess-- but I knew that Vector, being the imbecile that he is, would take it as one, and I felt like toying with him. Either he still believes that I'm PW, in which case I really can't help him, or he knows that I'm not and is angry that he was fooled.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592218&forum_id=2#7726841

------------------------------------------------------------

Date: March 8th, 2007 8:39 PM

Author: assert len('pensive') != 7

I'm not going to comment, for the following reason: I am a troll, and therefore my obvious interest is to convince others of a lie. Trolls want to shift blame for their trolls and take credit for other peoples'. (Blame and credit are, of course, the same commodity; in essence, they just want obfuscation.) Therefore, if I am indeed Pauliewalnuts, I should want you to believe him to be someone else, and I would be massively prestigious for this getting the whole way to the Wash Post without my getting caught. If I am not Pauliewalnuts, then I want credit for his very successful trolling, and I will be prestigious for having been given it.

I win as long as the majority of XO believes the opposite of what is true, and therefore whatever is in my interest will not be in other peoples'. Therefore, my contributions on this topic will be of no value to anyone.

But, even if the truth is discovered, then I win either way. If I am Pauliewalnuts, and it is believed to be so, then the board is convinced of my skill as a troll. If I am not Pauliewalnuts, and considered innocent of his deeds, then I can watch with awe as an innocent bystander. No matter what happens, I win. Pensive always wins.

I'll only say that there are posters who know the truth. GTO is one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730799)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: Pontificating salmon mother

Actually this post was more of a desperate last minute scramble than the brilliant ruse you believed it to be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730807)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:19 PM
Author: Deep mexican indian lodge

There was no "brilliant ruse". Vector was making a fool out of himself and I baited him. It doesn't take anything "brilliant" to bait a moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730872)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:21 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

I'll let others judge if I was laughing at you or being <baited>.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730887)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: glassy field

How many children have you had sex with? Just the ones you killed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730811)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:11 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

If you haven't noticed the title of that thread, it's:

<If you haven't noticed, pensive is pauliewalnuts>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730831)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:16 PM
Author: Talking abode

It wasn't a "confession"-- I am not Pauliewalnuts and would have nothing to confess-- but I knew that Vector, being the imbecile that he is, would take it as one, and I felt like toying with him. Either he still believes that I'm PW, in which case I really can't help him, or he knows that I'm not and is angry that he was fooled

--------------------------------------

dood, you write just like PW, in that same irritating style.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730860)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

It's an irritating blend of breaking down everything into binary thoughts, and adding multiple qualifying clauses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730954)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:40 PM
Author: Deep mexican indian lodge

I think in binary. All my code was originally written using decimal-based numerical types, but during my Y2K fix, I was optimized for speed and now everything is processed as 0s and 1s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730985)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

Thanks for bumping, pauliewalnuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730997)





Date: March 10th, 2007 2:49 AM
Author: bearded center travel guidebook
Subject: i dont think theyre the same person

its high IQ, low social awareness writing. very structured, to the point it is hard to follow because you have to break down the clauses.

they're both nuts, but theyre not the same person

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7732822)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: cream spectacular alpha bbw

i'm not sure that we can joke that something is "elaborate pensive flame" anymore, seeing as it usually is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731049)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:53 PM
Author: Pontificating salmon mother

sigh, titcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731056)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Deep mexican indian lodge

The whole concept of "elaborate pensive flame" is, umm...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731079)





Date: March 9th, 2007 7:29 PM
Author: cream spectacular alpha bbw

that's too meta for a lowly gecko

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731229)





Date: March 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

I agree. He probably has many other personas we don't know about. My feeling about what happened is that pensive, in his pauliewalnuts guise, got too comfortable, became sloppy, and let his usual obsessions (IQ, GF, etc) and normal prose styling bleed through. When I put up the thread about him being pensive, it caught him by surprise and he panicked and began deleting his posts. He then took some time to regroup and came back with his rather transparent and weakly executed denials.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731085)





Date: March 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Ebony turdskin

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731090)





Date: March 10th, 2007 2:09 AM
Author: Bull headed vermilion step-uncle's house legal warrant

you sound suspiciously like can't edit me away.

I wonder why.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7732689)





Date: March 10th, 2007 2:45 AM
Author: frum point boltzmann

OP is pensive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7732818)





Date: March 10th, 2007 5:48 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

I'm just a guy who was tired of all the bullshit that came from all this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7734890)





Date: March 10th, 2007 2:11 AM
Author: bearded center travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7732703)





Date: March 10th, 2007 2:55 AM
Author: Olive Outnumbered Ceo

Hi, Pensive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7732837)





Date: March 9th, 2007 7:05 PM
Author: Motley Wagecucks

another thing to remember: pensive is always very proud when one of his flame threads reaches 100 posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731110)





Date: March 9th, 2007 7:08 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Genital Piercing Lay

Which is hilarious because 50-60 of those posts are his.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731131)





Date: March 10th, 2007 3:25 AM
Author: spruce location immigrant

also pensive never uses email taglines for his schticks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7732909)





Date: March 9th, 2007 7:12 PM
Author: Appetizing cuck

i don't think pensive is pauliewalnutz. one thing in particular that pauliewalnutz said to me leads me to believe that he at least lives/lived in NYC and probably went to fordham.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731151)





Date: March 9th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

>Currently, I live in Manhattan.

http://mikechurch.blogspot.com/

Maybe he has a boyfriend on the side who attends Fordham.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731159)





Date: March 9th, 2007 7:19 PM
Author: Appetizing cuck

maybe. maybe he knows someone who attended fordham. maybe his sister does. but my point is, it makes it more unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731185)





Date: March 9th, 2007 7:22 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

He says he lives in NYC. Fordham is in NYC. I hope this helps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731195)





Date: March 9th, 2007 7:22 PM
Author: Pontificating salmon mother

lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731197)





Date: March 9th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Ebony turdskin

wow, this is pretty fucking ridiculously clear.

are gto and rach just going to let it go that this same stupid assfuck who has done nothing but troll this website for years has now caused them this much stress and harmed the website? the fucker should have all his ips banned, and be googlebombed to shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7731925)





Date: March 9th, 2007 11:47 PM
Author: Bull headed vermilion step-uncle's house legal warrant

PW is not pensive. At least he wasn't when he first showed up.

PW was doing the lame, hitting on girls stuff when he showed up, he went right to the 'look at me' pictures, and he stated a lot of personal information. This is stuff that a normal loser would do at a new site, not stuff that a regular would do. I believe he also played the 'i'm not dumb card this is my lsat score went to a ttt because of my gpa' line.

All of this stuff is consistent with how he fucked up the t14 girls contest. Pensive, for all of his many, many, many flaws just doesn't fuck up in the same way. Personally, I find pensive to be the worst poster i've ever seen here with his man on the moon sense of 'humor' that is anything but funny. He's not the worst person that posts here--hello you hi motherfuck(s)--, but he is the worst poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7732166)





Date: March 10th, 2007 2:49 AM
Author: Olive Outnumbered Ceo

Hi, Pensive!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7732821)





Date: March 10th, 2007 3:15 AM
Author: Bull headed vermilion step-uncle's house legal warrant

I'd rather fuck a sheep and get caught on video than be pensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7732890)





Date: March 10th, 2007 5:46 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

Gee, do you think, maybe it was feigned incompetence? pauliewalnuts claimed to have started posting in late December or early January, but

knew way too much about board history and characters.

------------

Date: March 7th, 2007 7:00 PM

Author: Prof. Brian Leiter

i find it funny you (and the rest of xoxo) has never considered that this may be a schtick moniker of another MAJOR poster...

that's all i'm sayin'

so far pensive is the only one who has hit on who/what pauliewalnuts is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=591693&forum_id=2#7723005

Date: March 7th, 2007 7:09 PM

Author: assert len('pensive') != 7

Honestly, I'm still not sure you're him, and I'd like to confirm, but obviously I prefer doing this on IM.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=591693&forum_id=2#7723034



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7734879)





Date: March 10th, 2007 2:14 AM
Author: Dashing hall

what was the big deal about the t14 hottiess thing? i'm a girl and don't see the problem...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7732717)





Date: March 10th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: Bull headed vermilion step-uncle's house legal warrant

were you here as it unfolded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7732758)





Date: March 10th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: Olive Outnumbered Ceo

Vector I've looked back through some of the threads and completely agree with you. Mike Church is a crazy fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7732824)





Date: March 10th, 2007 2:53 AM
Author: bearded center travel guidebook

i looked back also. i think you guys are wrong. see my comment above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7732832)





Date: March 10th, 2007 2:56 AM
Author: Olive Outnumbered Ceo

I'm also pretty sure that Vector is Pensive too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7732838)





Date: March 10th, 2007 5:49 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

Thanks for bumping, MrMiyagi, a newly registered moniker.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7734894)





Date: March 10th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: Mahogany codepig stock car

more sure of this than of whether i will pass the mpre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7732932)





Date: March 10th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: Pearl doobsian toaster pit

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=592859&mc=34&forum_id=2

I didn't read the whole thing, but I think it's funny that pensive is expending so much effort into denying that he's pauliewalnuts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7735044)





Date: March 30th, 2007 5:36 PM
Author: peach degenerate

pensive=pauliewalnuts=mike church bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7845079)





Date: March 30th, 2007 5:38 PM
Author: bearded center travel guidebook

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=604801&mc=8&forum_id=2#7844945

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7845084)





Date: March 30th, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: Ivory ladyboy

It has been noted that Mike Church is skilled in utilizing fake internet identities. Once wikipedia banned Mike Church, whose notoriety coined terms such as "Churched" and "Minions of the Church," Church moved moved to a different audience here at xoxo. Now that PW is almost certainly Pensive, is Mike Church's latest strategy to disassociate Pensive from Mike Church?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7845171)





Date: March 30th, 2007 5:49 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted heaven

Here's my own take.

Originally, I compiled every single PW post with outable information here: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=594541&mc=26&forum_id=2#7747953

His FIRST KNOWN POST, as far as I could find, was actually "TITCR," December 31, 2006, at 2:35 AM. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=554728&mc=22&forum_id=2#7322696

NOW, I ask, is it REASONABLE to believe that someone who claimed later that he was "new to the board" and first visited that very week to use an acronym like "TITCR" on his very first post? Unlikely.

Another early known post, as far as I could find, took place at 3:23 AM, and used the term "TTT." http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=554746&mc=22&forum_id=2#7322871

AGAIN, I ask the SAME QUESTION.

His FIRST KNOWN THREAD, as far as I could find, included common parlance of "Vault 100," calling a girl an 8, using "prima facie," etc. He then included a picture of a WHITE GUY WITH AN ASIAN GIRL, a subtle reversal of the Board's lore. http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=554758&forum_id=1#7322861

FINALLY, Paulie and Pensive both frequently begin sentences and paragraphs with "I." It's just that PW uses all lower case letters in his "hidden shtick," and Pensive uses normal punctuation. CONSIDER

I'm not going to comment, for the following reason: I am a troll, and therefore my obvious interest is to convince others of a lie. Trolls want to shift blame for their trolls and take credit for other peoples'. (Blame and credit are, of course, the same commodity; in essence, they just want obfuscation.) Therefore, if I am indeed Pauliewalnuts, I should want you to believe him to be someone else, and I would be massively prestigious for this getting the whole way to the Wash Post without my getting caught. If I am not Pauliewalnuts, then I want credit for his very successful trolling, and I will be prestigious for having been given it.

I win as long as the majority of XO believes the opposite of what is true, and therefore whatever is in my interest will not be in other peoples'. Therefore, my contributions on this topic will be of no value to anyone.

But, even if the truth is discovered, then I win either way. If I am Pauliewalnuts, and it is believed to be so, then the board is convinced of my skill as a troll. If I am not Pauliewalnuts, and considered innocent of his deeds, then I can watch with awe as an innocent bystander. No matter what happens, I win. Pensive always wins.

I'll only say that there are posters who know the truth. GTO is one of them.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7730799

i am doing the master's portion now... i have classes only on fridays. i lateraled to this firm from STB in NYC. i am not partner-track, nor do i want to be. i billed slightly over 1900 hrs in 2006 and my target was 1800, so i was fine.

i work in DC and drive out to charlottesville on fridays. i am @ UVA for grad school. i would tell you what grad program im in but its too small and would give away my ID.

i work long hours still, but my job now = antitrust. i am not doing the heavy lifting corp work anymore. i specialize in Rodino filings and 2nd requests. i travel a lot to the clients (which could be any day of the week, i just have to go on site and dig through their treasure trove to find the magic docs that DOJ needs to approve the merger)

do you have a thought on the underlying question?

btw, i am new as of yesterday, although i used to post on jdjive.com when i was in L school. im not a fan of kubricks work either, having only seen 1 of his movies (Eyes Wide Shut)

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=554758&forum_id=1#7322880

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#7845125)





Date: November 14th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: chrome floppy dysfunction gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=592676&forum_id=2#8895378)