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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:27 PM Author: Arousing milky nursing home http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/us/AP-NY-EmpireState-Jumper.html?hp
anyone you guys know? |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: Grizzly marvelous kitty cat rigpig can't blame the dood, the place is known for having shitty offices. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926195) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:38 PM Author: concupiscible deer antler FACE IT PEOPLE, THIS IS ALL OUR FUTURES. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927696) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: Appetizing shimmering tank 2nd year associate at Cadawalder, probably. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926196) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:29 PM Author: copper principal's office giraffe he would be shackled to a desk downtown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926202) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:39 PM Author: concupiscible deer antler Maybe he'd take the desk with him, or do they nail them down at Cadwalader? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927703) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: Sepia chad dragon 69th floor = sweet view.
Could have been a client. |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:57 PM Author: Magenta school cafeteria pocket flask The credited response is, oh, he was a lawyer. [walks on] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927826) |
Date: April 13th, 2007 4:29 PM Author: Stirring learning disabled blood rage i think that's dechert's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926207) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:56 PM Author: lascivious shaky tattoo philosopher-king Dechert's in 30 Rock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926393) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:30 PM Author: Dun Big Stage What's the purpose of terrifying yourself with such a long fall? 12 floors would have worked fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926213) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:30 PM Author: copper principal's office giraffe 69 D000000D...he did it for the lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926221) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:24 PM Author: stimulating buff office lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927623) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:36 PM Author: vigorous generalized bond dog poop there's a decent chance youd survive 12. nothing worse than failing at suicide (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926259) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:53 PM Author: Claret spot "When a person falls from a building, maximum speed or "terminal velocity" (120 mph) is reached after 32 stories."
"humans invariably die after falls of more than six stories"
http://www.animalhealthcare.ca/contents/content.asp?id=70&cat=cats |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 7:12 PM Author: flirting foreskin "humans invariably die after falls of more than six stories"
Tell that to this guy:
"US man survives 17-storey tumble" http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6284061.stm
or this guy:
"Man Survives 24 Story Fall" http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B04E0DA1F39F930A35757C0A962948260
or these two guys whose chutes failed to open:
http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/News/0,,2-7-1442_1985957,00.html
http://www.moron.com/story.cfm?lid=7889&name=Man-Survives-5000ft-Free-Fall
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Date: April 13th, 2007 7:14 PM Author: Laughsome idiot it doesnt count if u fall on a trampoline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927029) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: Aquamarine stage yea, and people have fallen out of planes with no chutes and landed on buildings and lived. doesn't mean the statement that "humans invariably die after falling 30,000 feet without a parachute" is inaccurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928705) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 7:50 PM Author: bat shit crazy dilemma ....yes, by definition, it does. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7932241) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 7:13 PM Author: Laughsome idiot false. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927020) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 12:03 AM Author: Aquamarine stage there's no difference dude. Terminal velocity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928659) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 3:52 AM Author: vigorous generalized bond dog poop terminal velocity is 32 stories according the post above... it sure as hell isnt 12 stories (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7929836) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:41 PM Author: Mewling Trump Supporter because it's fun at first. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926296) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:50 PM Author: Autistic medicated love of her life elastic band you sure?
why don't you go try it. make sure. |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:55 PM Author: Claret spot Skydivers like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926389) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:55 PM Author: spruce pit i loled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926391) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:24 PM Author: Opaque legend And I guess it's fairly quick and relatively painless. Although I think you die from sheer terror, which can't be the most pleasant way to go. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926552) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:31 PM Author: cheese-eating abusive indian lodge "Although I think you die from sheer terror" Christ, you actually believe the stupidest urban legend ever? |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 11:22 PM Author: carnelian trailer park clown He also believes that talking to Korean high schoolers on anime forums is eventually going to lead to a successful marriage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928391) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:54 PM Author: Vengeful lavender ratface If free-fall scared people to death there would probably be fewer sky-divers... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926677) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 7:10 PM Author: thirsty preventive strike kitchen wearing a parachute is very soothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927001) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 10:58 PM Author: twisted background story people who are hurt Subject: wabbit are we talking bunnies here? (death from terror) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928244) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 1:13 AM Author: bateful hyperventilating coldplay fan orchestra pit Sheer terror? LOL, I guess that's why so many skydivers die before they pull the ripcord. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7929139) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:51 PM Author: cheese-eating abusive indian lodge All but his leg was recovered from the 30th floor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926363) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:30 PM Author: copper principal's office giraffe What law office was this, we can figure this shit out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926215) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:32 PM Author: Opaque legend http://www.levineblit.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926225) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:33 PM Author: copper principal's office giraffe Any 2Ls still looking for a job, they've got an opening (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926239) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:33 PM Author: Claret spot Half the firm jumped? http://www.levineblit.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=12&Itemid=27 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926240) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:37 PM Author: Galvanic transparent piazza Haha! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926271) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:40 PM Author: Opaque legend Well, it didn't say the jumper was a lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926289) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:08 PM Author: Disturbing Hall It does now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926467) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:34 PM Author: insecure half-breed Oh fuck. There are only 2 lawyers there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926244) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:35 PM Author: copper principal's office giraffe Quick partnership opportunities! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926248) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:36 PM Author: Fishy boyish gay wizard theater I am guessing it was Blit.
http://www.levineblit.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=12&Itemid=27 |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:38 PM Author: cocky zippy box office famous landscape painting "In addition, over 378 medical office's entrust their medical litigation matters with Matthew and the firm." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926277) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:44 PM Author: Claret spot Pre-paid legal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926316) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:39 PM Author: Galvanic transparent piazza Yeah, he looks really sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926287) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:40 PM Author: insecure half-breed The other guy is a lot younger. Jesus though.
Also, isn't it possible that the 69th floor has other law offices, as I really doubt this firm takes up the whole floor? |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:42 PM Author: Fishy boyish gay wizard theater Maybe one of their clients, maybe a doctor, realized that he lost his malpractice case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926303) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:45 PM Author: Claret spot There are probably several other firms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926319) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:46 PM Author: Opaque legend Yeah, this was just the first one I found. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926323) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:48 PM Author: green tantric shrine gaming laptop Subject: This was the place, but the attorney was a visitor. "The man, a lawyer in his 30s, leapt out a window at the offices of Levine & Blit. He was not, however, an attorney at the firm.
Sources say he was visiting someone there.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/04132007/news/regionalnews/empire_state_building_death_plunge_regionalnews_.htm |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:30 PM Author: cocky zippy box office famous landscape painting 69! rOFL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926218) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:33 PM Author: Godawful haunted graveyard http://www.levineblit.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926236) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:35 PM Author: Flesh candlestick maker Tell me about exit options from this firm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926250) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:35 PM Author: copper principal's office giraffe awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926257) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:37 PM Author: Godawful haunted graveyard Nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926273) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:47 PM Author: pungent brunch striped hyena i laughed. i felt bad but i laughed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926332) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 6:09 PM Author: 180 up-to-no-good brethren sanctuary A+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926737) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:38 PM Author: Fishy boyish gay wizard theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926282) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:56 PM Author: Razzle Queen Of The Night Ticket Booth Law offices of raymond schwartzberg, no doubt (you'll have to have read some jdjive before its demise to get this one). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926394) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:07 PM Author: lascivious shaky tattoo philosopher-king Could be these guys:
http://www.coopattorney.com/ |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:12 PM Author: lascivious shaky tattoo philosopher-king What, no one loves their website? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926485) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:14 PM Author: Citrine electric antidepressant drug mad cow disease What's with the music? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926497) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:15 PM Author: lascivious shaky tattoo philosopher-king It enhances the prestige of being a Touro grad, I think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926503) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 6:06 PM Author: Claret spot Is that the same as the "Jacob D. Fuchsberg Law Center"?
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Date: April 13th, 2007 6:20 PM Author: lascivious shaky tattoo philosopher-king Yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926792) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:15 PM Author: Fishy boyish gay wizard theater Are they any attorney profiles? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926507) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:24 PM Author: lascivious shaky tattoo philosopher-king I think it's just the one guy.
http://www.coopattorney.com/about_the_firm.htm |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 6:07 PM Author: Claret spot "Founded in 1996, Aldad & Associates..."
Where are the damn associates?! |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 6:05 PM Author: Claret spot "Our professional services include contract drafting and negotiation, due diligence (for purchases), working with your lending institution, review of title report, attendance at closing, and post closing report."
In the West, title companies do that shit for about 1/4 the price of a lawyer (except for the contract stuff, which the agent does). |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 11:21 PM Author: Stubborn sickened stead fortuitous meteor in the "east" the same is true. Only paranoids who dont like standard terms go to lawyers for this shit.
Due diligence in real estate usually has shit to do with lawyers too. |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 11:00 PM Author: Gold point lol, you can click on "Welcome" or "Bienvenue," but either one leads to the page in English. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928255) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 11:29 PM Author: bronze depressive parlor It's their way of saying "assimilate, bitch." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928441) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 6:24 PM Author: Obsidian Forum Doctorate Why would you jump out the window of someone else's law firm? Passive agressive spurned gay lover perhaps? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926810) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 7:04 PM Author: thirsty preventive strike kitchen you just got pwn3d at the settlement conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926985) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 8:39 PM Author: Rose shitlib area clearly as part of a smear campaign (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927412) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:25 PM Author: Obsidian Forum Doctorate Dood, got any dead baby jokes you can add? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927627) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:40 PM Author: histrionic casino XOXO poster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927708) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:42 PM Author: Arrogant scourge upon the earth Hey guys, what's up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927723) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 10:00 PM Author: Obsidian Forum Doctorate This made me laugh. How's Barbaro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927849) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 11:00 PM Author: Arrogant scourge upon the earth I don't know, dood. I never got to experience an afterlife, with me becoming a zombie and all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7933217) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:55 PM Author: glittery space "Police identified the man as Moshe Kanovsky, a lawyer in his 30s."
I looked him up in Martindale and all it says is "private practice lawyer." |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 10:08 PM Author: histrionic casino He passed the NYS bar in February 2003. That's all I found through Google. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927900) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 10:40 PM Author: thirsty preventive strike kitchen Registration Number: 4157673
MOSHE M. KANOVSKY LAWRENCE, KRAUSE & ASSOCIATES, P.C. 67 WALL ST STE 1701 NEW YORK, NY 10005-3124 United States (212) 269-7000
Year Admitted in NY: 2003 Appellate Division Department of Admission: 2 Law School: CARDOZO LAW SCHOOL Registration Status: Due to reregister within 30 days of birthday Next Registration: Apr 2007 |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 10:48 PM Author: thirsty preventive strike kitchen Subject: ofmg -- toilet lawyer kills self. Attorney: Krause & Associates, 67 Wall Street, New York, NY 10005. Plaintiff personal injury firm, $35,000. Cover letter, resume and writing sample by email to Avril Winchester at krauselaw@hotmail.com And Lawrence Krause at krause@lawyer.com. Telephone 212 269-7000. http://www.law.cuny.edu/OurResources/careersvcs/dec1503.html [last updated at 12/09/03 3:26 PM]
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Date: April 13th, 2007 11:15 PM Author: Stubborn sickened stead fortuitous meteor he was a strong dude for lasting that long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928344) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 12:44 AM Author: flickering filthpig Is $35K the salary? I didn't realize lawyers could make so little. Figure in the overtime at time-and-a-half at the NYC minimum wage, and that guy almost would have been better off working at Starbucks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928963) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 12:47 AM Author: Claret spot On the other thread, I just posted a bunch of TTT jobs that make more.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=612983&mc=13&forum_id=2 |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 12:55 AM Author: flickering filthpig Good stuff. But also really sad.
Cardozo's not even a bad school. |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 3:42 AM Author: crimson provocative psychic boistinker Plaintiff's lawyers often live off their bonuses, which could be 200,000+ for good plaintiffs firms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7929814) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 3:55 AM Author: multi-colored sienna stag film possible to retire off one good case?
assume i'm not much of a spender, and would invest |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 3:32 AM Author: Drab Racy Hairy Legs Probably just figured out that he could never pay off his Cardozo loans with his future earnings. Probaby maxed out his credit cards too just trying to get by on that salary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7929795) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 10:43 PM Author: Vengeful lavender ratface Someone had to have had a camera phone...Or better yet, some tourist must have gotten it.
I want pictures/video damnit! |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 8:28 PM Author: Titillating House Goal In Life somebody did get it according to this article but you'll have to find the pictures yourself http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/04/14/2007-04-14_lawyer_dies_in_empire_suicide_horror.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7932435) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 8:30 PM Author: Maniacal masturbator base that's lawyers for you. crazy fuckers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7932449) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 8:35 PM Author: Onyx tanning salon fanboi No joke, I was actually across the street from where it happened last night at a bar called O'Foleys. I saw the team cleaning it up. Apparently the wind takes you back into the building when you jump off, so the only thing that reached the pavement was this guy's two arms and legs. His head was severed and his torso ripped through some of the concrete. Nuts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7932465) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 10:34 PM Author: coral turdskin I can't wait to see the NY Post's headline on this.
Their headline when Ken Lay died was "Check the Coffin". |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 10:36 PM Author: Obsidian Forum Doctorate http://weblogs.elearning.ubc.ca/ross/archives/028776.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7933075) |