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Lawyer jumps from 69th floor of Empire State Building
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:27 PM Author: rebellious sepia codepig http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/us/AP-NY-EmpireState-Jumper.html?hp
anyone you guys know? |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: titillating ticket booth can't blame the dood, the place is known for having shitty offices. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926195) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:38 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone irradiated background story FACE IT PEOPLE, THIS IS ALL OUR FUTURES. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927696) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: Red vigorous university twinkling uncleanness 2nd year associate at Cadawalder, probably. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926196) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:29 PM Author: spruce striped hyena site he would be shackled to a desk downtown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926202) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:39 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone irradiated background story Maybe he'd take the desk with him, or do they nail them down at Cadwalader? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927703) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: Mentally impaired corner 69th floor = sweet view.
Could have been a client. |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:57 PM Author: motley sandwich forum The credited response is, oh, he was a lawyer. [walks on] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927826) |
Date: April 13th, 2007 4:29 PM Author: sable galvanic philosopher-king i think that's dechert's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926207) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:56 PM Author: aggressive heaven coffee pot Dechert's in 30 Rock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926393) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:30 PM Author: glassy telephone institution What's the purpose of terrifying yourself with such a long fall? 12 floors would have worked fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926213) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:30 PM Author: spruce striped hyena site 69 D000000D...he did it for the lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926221) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:24 PM Author: yapping puce abode lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927623) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:36 PM Author: Henna outnumbered meetinghouse there's a decent chance youd survive 12. nothing worse than failing at suicide (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926259) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:53 PM Author: Sooty Candlestick Maker Menage "When a person falls from a building, maximum speed or "terminal velocity" (120 mph) is reached after 32 stories."
"humans invariably die after falls of more than six stories"
http://www.animalhealthcare.ca/contents/content.asp?id=70&cat=cats |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 7:12 PM Author: French abusive chapel shitlib "humans invariably die after falls of more than six stories"
Tell that to this guy:
"US man survives 17-storey tumble" http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6284061.stm
or this guy:
"Man Survives 24 Story Fall" http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B04E0DA1F39F930A35757C0A962948260
or these two guys whose chutes failed to open:
http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/News/0,,2-7-1442_1985957,00.html
http://www.moron.com/story.cfm?lid=7889&name=Man-Survives-5000ft-Free-Fall
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Date: April 13th, 2007 7:14 PM Author: slimy ebony nursing home it doesnt count if u fall on a trampoline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927029) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: stimulating violet selfie yea, and people have fallen out of planes with no chutes and landed on buildings and lived. doesn't mean the statement that "humans invariably die after falling 30,000 feet without a parachute" is inaccurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928705) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 7:50 PM Author: Appetizing tanning salon ....yes, by definition, it does. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7932241) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 7:13 PM Author: slimy ebony nursing home false. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927020) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 12:03 AM Author: stimulating violet selfie there's no difference dude. Terminal velocity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928659) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 3:52 AM Author: Henna outnumbered meetinghouse terminal velocity is 32 stories according the post above... it sure as hell isnt 12 stories (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7929836) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:41 PM Author: Odious friendly grandma because it's fun at first. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926296) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:50 PM Author: cobalt spectacular persian point you sure?
why don't you go try it. make sure. |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:55 PM Author: Sooty Candlestick Maker Menage Skydivers like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926389) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:55 PM Author: lake weed whacker i loled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926391) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:24 PM Author: dashing walnut cumskin hairy legs And I guess it's fairly quick and relatively painless. Although I think you die from sheer terror, which can't be the most pleasant way to go. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926552) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:31 PM Author: plum razzle hall hominid "Although I think you die from sheer terror" Christ, you actually believe the stupidest urban legend ever? |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 11:22 PM Author: Rusted supple stage toaster He also believes that talking to Korean high schoolers on anime forums is eventually going to lead to a successful marriage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928391) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:54 PM Author: Razzmatazz goal in life If free-fall scared people to death there would probably be fewer sky-divers... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926677) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 7:10 PM Author: Cerebral At-the-ready Famous Landscape Painting Doctorate wearing a parachute is very soothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927001) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 10:58 PM Author: pearl casino Subject: wabbit are we talking bunnies here? (death from terror) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928244) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 1:13 AM Author: Aromatic theatre Sheer terror? LOL, I guess that's why so many skydivers die before they pull the ripcord. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7929139) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:51 PM Author: plum razzle hall hominid All but his leg was recovered from the 30th floor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926363) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:30 PM Author: spruce striped hyena site What law office was this, we can figure this shit out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926215) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:32 PM Author: dashing walnut cumskin hairy legs http://www.levineblit.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926225) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:33 PM Author: spruce striped hyena site Any 2Ls still looking for a job, they've got an opening (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926239) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:33 PM Author: Sooty Candlestick Maker Menage Half the firm jumped? http://www.levineblit.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=12&Itemid=27 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926240) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:37 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy purple personal credit line stage Haha! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926271) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:40 PM Author: dashing walnut cumskin hairy legs Well, it didn't say the jumper was a lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926289) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:08 PM Author: gay gay wizard whorehouse It does now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926467) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:34 PM Author: Big locale halford Oh fuck. There are only 2 lawyers there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926244) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:35 PM Author: spruce striped hyena site Quick partnership opportunities! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926248) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:36 PM Author: curious aquamarine cruise ship knife I am guessing it was Blit.
http://www.levineblit.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=12&Itemid=27 |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:38 PM Author: jet-lagged diverse double fault "In addition, over 378 medical office's entrust their medical litigation matters with Matthew and the firm." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926277) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:44 PM Author: Sooty Candlestick Maker Menage Pre-paid legal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926316) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:39 PM Author: Bat-shit-crazy purple personal credit line stage Yeah, he looks really sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926287) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:40 PM Author: Big locale halford The other guy is a lot younger. Jesus though.
Also, isn't it possible that the 69th floor has other law offices, as I really doubt this firm takes up the whole floor? |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:42 PM Author: curious aquamarine cruise ship knife Maybe one of their clients, maybe a doctor, realized that he lost his malpractice case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926303) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:45 PM Author: Sooty Candlestick Maker Menage There are probably several other firms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926319) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:46 PM Author: dashing walnut cumskin hairy legs Yeah, this was just the first one I found. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926323) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:48 PM Author: jet soul-stirring dilemma Subject: This was the place, but the attorney was a visitor. "The man, a lawyer in his 30s, leapt out a window at the offices of Levine & Blit. He was not, however, an attorney at the firm.
Sources say he was visiting someone there.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/04132007/news/regionalnews/empire_state_building_death_plunge_regionalnews_.htm |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:30 PM Author: jet-lagged diverse double fault 69! rOFL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926218) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:33 PM Author: balding unhinged nibblets http://www.levineblit.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926236) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:35 PM Author: Lilac very tactful newt Tell me about exit options from this firm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926250) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:35 PM Author: spruce striped hyena site awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926257) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:37 PM Author: balding unhinged nibblets Nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926273) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:47 PM Author: Dun insanely creepy library i laughed. i felt bad but i laughed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926332) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 6:09 PM Author: hairless geriatric milk stead A+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926737) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:38 PM Author: curious aquamarine cruise ship knife (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926282) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:56 PM Author: Fragrant athletic conference national security agency Law offices of raymond schwartzberg, no doubt (you'll have to have read some jdjive before its demise to get this one). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926394) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:07 PM Author: aggressive heaven coffee pot Could be these guys:
http://www.coopattorney.com/ |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:12 PM Author: aggressive heaven coffee pot What, no one loves their website? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926485) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:14 PM Author: racy flesh location generalized bond What's with the music? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926497) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:15 PM Author: aggressive heaven coffee pot It enhances the prestige of being a Touro grad, I think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926503) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 6:06 PM Author: Sooty Candlestick Maker Menage Is that the same as the "Jacob D. Fuchsberg Law Center"?
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Date: April 13th, 2007 6:20 PM Author: aggressive heaven coffee pot Yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926792) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:15 PM Author: curious aquamarine cruise ship knife Are they any attorney profiles? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926507) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:24 PM Author: aggressive heaven coffee pot I think it's just the one guy.
http://www.coopattorney.com/about_the_firm.htm |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 6:07 PM Author: Sooty Candlestick Maker Menage "Founded in 1996, Aldad & Associates..."
Where are the damn associates?! |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 6:05 PM Author: Sooty Candlestick Maker Menage "Our professional services include contract drafting and negotiation, due diligence (for purchases), working with your lending institution, review of title report, attendance at closing, and post closing report."
In the West, title companies do that shit for about 1/4 the price of a lawyer (except for the contract stuff, which the agent does). |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 11:21 PM Author: chocolate narrow-minded kitchen in the "east" the same is true. Only paranoids who dont like standard terms go to lawyers for this shit.
Due diligence in real estate usually has shit to do with lawyers too. |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 11:00 PM Author: Hot Community Account Resort lol, you can click on "Welcome" or "Bienvenue," but either one leads to the page in English. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928255) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 11:29 PM Author: maize hilarious step-uncle's house circlehead It's their way of saying "assimilate, bitch." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928441) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 6:24 PM Author: sadistic free-loading blood rage garrison Why would you jump out the window of someone else's law firm? Passive agressive spurned gay lover perhaps? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926810) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 7:04 PM Author: Cerebral At-the-ready Famous Landscape Painting Doctorate you just got pwn3d at the settlement conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926985) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 8:39 PM Author: Bipolar associate lodge clearly as part of a smear campaign (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927412) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:25 PM Author: sadistic free-loading blood rage garrison Dood, got any dead baby jokes you can add? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927627) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:40 PM Author: medicated bronze digit ratio rigor XOXO poster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927708) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:42 PM Author: Soggy Wrinkle Hey guys, what's up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927723) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 10:00 PM Author: sadistic free-loading blood rage garrison This made me laugh. How's Barbaro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927849) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 11:00 PM Author: Soggy Wrinkle I don't know, dood. I never got to experience an afterlife, with me becoming a zombie and all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7933217) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:55 PM Author: Tantric Mildly Autistic Base "Police identified the man as Moshe Kanovsky, a lawyer in his 30s."
I looked him up in Martindale and all it says is "private practice lawyer." |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 10:08 PM Author: medicated bronze digit ratio rigor He passed the NYS bar in February 2003. That's all I found through Google. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927900) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 10:40 PM Author: Cerebral At-the-ready Famous Landscape Painting Doctorate Registration Number: 4157673
MOSHE M. KANOVSKY LAWRENCE, KRAUSE & ASSOCIATES, P.C. 67 WALL ST STE 1701 NEW YORK, NY 10005-3124 United States (212) 269-7000
Year Admitted in NY: 2003 Appellate Division Department of Admission: 2 Law School: CARDOZO LAW SCHOOL Registration Status: Due to reregister within 30 days of birthday Next Registration: Apr 2007 |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 10:48 PM Author: Cerebral At-the-ready Famous Landscape Painting Doctorate Subject: ofmg -- toilet lawyer kills self. Attorney: Krause & Associates, 67 Wall Street, New York, NY 10005. Plaintiff personal injury firm, $35,000. Cover letter, resume and writing sample by email to Avril Winchester at krauselaw@hotmail.com And Lawrence Krause at krause@lawyer.com. Telephone 212 269-7000. http://www.law.cuny.edu/OurResources/careersvcs/dec1503.html [last updated at 12/09/03 3:26 PM]
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Date: April 13th, 2007 11:15 PM Author: chocolate narrow-minded kitchen he was a strong dude for lasting that long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928344) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 12:44 AM Author: cracking blue principal's office Is $35K the salary? I didn't realize lawyers could make so little. Figure in the overtime at time-and-a-half at the NYC minimum wage, and that guy almost would have been better off working at Starbucks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928963) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 12:47 AM Author: Sooty Candlestick Maker Menage On the other thread, I just posted a bunch of TTT jobs that make more.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=612983&mc=13&forum_id=2 |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 12:55 AM Author: cracking blue principal's office Good stuff. But also really sad.
Cardozo's not even a bad school. |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 3:42 AM Author: Exhilarant piazza idiot Plaintiff's lawyers often live off their bonuses, which could be 200,000+ for good plaintiffs firms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7929814) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 3:55 AM Author: Opaque bearded black woman factory reset button possible to retire off one good case?
assume i'm not much of a spender, and would invest |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 3:32 AM Author: Crawly bateful hospital new version Probably just figured out that he could never pay off his Cardozo loans with his future earnings. Probaby maxed out his credit cards too just trying to get by on that salary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7929795) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 10:43 PM Author: Razzmatazz goal in life Someone had to have had a camera phone...Or better yet, some tourist must have gotten it.
I want pictures/video damnit! |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 8:28 PM Author: Wonderful Parlour somebody did get it according to this article but you'll have to find the pictures yourself http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/04/14/2007-04-14_lawyer_dies_in_empire_suicide_horror.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7932435) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 8:30 PM Author: marvelous faggotry plaza that's lawyers for you. crazy fuckers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7932449) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 8:35 PM Author: clear business firm sound barrier No joke, I was actually across the street from where it happened last night at a bar called O'Foleys. I saw the team cleaning it up. Apparently the wind takes you back into the building when you jump off, so the only thing that reached the pavement was this guy's two arms and legs. His head was severed and his torso ripped through some of the concrete. Nuts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7932465) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 10:34 PM Author: Flirting Fortuitous Meteor I can't wait to see the NY Post's headline on this.
Their headline when Ken Lay died was "Check the Coffin". |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 10:36 PM Author: sadistic free-loading blood rage garrison http://weblogs.elearning.ubc.ca/ross/archives/028776.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7933075) |