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Lawyer jumps from 69th floor of Empire State Building
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:27 PM Author: Vibrant impertinent center generalized bond http://www.nytimes.com/aponline/us/AP-NY-EmpireState-Jumper.html?hp
anyone you guys know? |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: slippery splenetic half-breed can't blame the dood, the place is known for having shitty offices. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926195) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:38 PM Author: stubborn circlehead telephone FACE IT PEOPLE, THIS IS ALL OUR FUTURES. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927696) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: opaque french chef 2nd year associate at Cadawalder, probably. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926196) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:29 PM Author: Bronze Set he would be shackled to a desk downtown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926202) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:39 PM Author: stubborn circlehead telephone Maybe he'd take the desk with him, or do they nail them down at Cadwalader? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927703) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: Marvelous Sound Barrier Theater 69th floor = sweet view.
Could have been a client. |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:57 PM Author: Red boistinker The credited response is, oh, he was a lawyer. [walks on] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927826) |
Date: April 13th, 2007 4:29 PM Author: soggy violet immigrant forum i think that's dechert's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926207) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:56 PM Author: Stimulating Church Macaca Dechert's in 30 Rock. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926393) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:30 PM Author: puce corn cake athletic conference What's the purpose of terrifying yourself with such a long fall? 12 floors would have worked fine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926213) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:30 PM Author: Bronze Set 69 D000000D...he did it for the lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926221) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:24 PM Author: canary messiness lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927623) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:36 PM Author: black gunner there's a decent chance youd survive 12. nothing worse than failing at suicide (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926259) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:53 PM Author: Crawly abode "When a person falls from a building, maximum speed or "terminal velocity" (120 mph) is reached after 32 stories."
"humans invariably die after falls of more than six stories"
http://www.animalhealthcare.ca/contents/content.asp?id=70&cat=cats |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 7:12 PM Author: fragrant hyperventilating son of senegal digit ratio "humans invariably die after falls of more than six stories"
Tell that to this guy:
"US man survives 17-storey tumble" http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6284061.stm
or this guy:
"Man Survives 24 Story Fall" http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B04E0DA1F39F930A35757C0A962948260
or these two guys whose chutes failed to open:
http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/News/0,,2-7-1442_1985957,00.html
http://www.moron.com/story.cfm?lid=7889&name=Man-Survives-5000ft-Free-Fall
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Date: April 13th, 2007 7:14 PM Author: concupiscible turdskin native it doesnt count if u fall on a trampoline (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927029) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 12:08 AM Author: Beady-eyed cyan puppy yea, and people have fallen out of planes with no chutes and landed on buildings and lived. doesn't mean the statement that "humans invariably die after falling 30,000 feet without a parachute" is inaccurate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928705) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 7:50 PM Author: histrionic learning disabled sandwich ....yes, by definition, it does. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7932241) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 7:13 PM Author: concupiscible turdskin native false. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927020) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 12:03 AM Author: Beady-eyed cyan puppy there's no difference dude. Terminal velocity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928659) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 3:52 AM Author: black gunner terminal velocity is 32 stories according the post above... it sure as hell isnt 12 stories (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7929836) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:41 PM Author: tantric locale philosopher-king because it's fun at first. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926296) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:50 PM Author: Soul-stirring Blood Rage you sure?
why don't you go try it. make sure. |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:55 PM Author: Crawly abode Skydivers like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926389) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:55 PM Author: exhilarant mood box office i loled (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926391) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:24 PM Author: Odious Shrine Tank And I guess it's fairly quick and relatively painless. Although I think you die from sheer terror, which can't be the most pleasant way to go. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926552) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:31 PM Author: Dull insanely creepy newt garrison "Although I think you die from sheer terror" Christ, you actually believe the stupidest urban legend ever? |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 11:22 PM Author: Provocative Halford Cuck He also believes that talking to Korean high schoolers on anime forums is eventually going to lead to a successful marriage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928391) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:54 PM Author: rough-skinned bipolar house If free-fall scared people to death there would probably be fewer sky-divers... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926677) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 7:10 PM Author: Electric lavender casino wearing a parachute is very soothing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927001) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 10:58 PM Author: Walnut swashbuckling parlor Subject: wabbit are we talking bunnies here? (death from terror) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928244) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 1:13 AM Author: appetizing pontificating boltzmann giraffe Sheer terror? LOL, I guess that's why so many skydivers die before they pull the ripcord. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7929139) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:51 PM Author: Dull insanely creepy newt garrison All but his leg was recovered from the 30th floor. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926363) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:30 PM Author: Bronze Set What law office was this, we can figure this shit out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926215) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:32 PM Author: Odious Shrine Tank http://www.levineblit.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926225) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:33 PM Author: Bronze Set Any 2Ls still looking for a job, they've got an opening (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926239) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:33 PM Author: Crawly abode Half the firm jumped? http://www.levineblit.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=12&Itemid=27 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926240) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:37 PM Author: stirring useless piazza main people Haha! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926271) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:40 PM Author: Odious Shrine Tank Well, it didn't say the jumper was a lawyer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926289) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:08 PM Author: Hot Incel Round Eye It does now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926467) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:34 PM Author: Bistre area wrinkle Oh fuck. There are only 2 lawyers there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926244) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:35 PM Author: Bronze Set Quick partnership opportunities! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926248) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:36 PM Author: Slimy Queen Of The Night I am guessing it was Blit.
http://www.levineblit.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=12&Itemid=27 |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:38 PM Author: fluffy crusty ceo depressive "In addition, over 378 medical office's entrust their medical litigation matters with Matthew and the firm." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926277) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:44 PM Author: Crawly abode Pre-paid legal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926316) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:39 PM Author: stirring useless piazza main people Yeah, he looks really sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926287) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:40 PM Author: Bistre area wrinkle The other guy is a lot younger. Jesus though.
Also, isn't it possible that the 69th floor has other law offices, as I really doubt this firm takes up the whole floor? |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:42 PM Author: Slimy Queen Of The Night Maybe one of their clients, maybe a doctor, realized that he lost his malpractice case. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926303) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:45 PM Author: Crawly abode There are probably several other firms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926319) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:46 PM Author: Odious Shrine Tank Yeah, this was just the first one I found. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926323) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:48 PM Author: galvanic theater stage Subject: This was the place, but the attorney was a visitor. "The man, a lawyer in his 30s, leapt out a window at the offices of Levine & Blit. He was not, however, an attorney at the firm.
Sources say he was visiting someone there.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/04132007/news/regionalnews/empire_state_building_death_plunge_regionalnews_.htm |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:30 PM Author: fluffy crusty ceo depressive 69! rOFL! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926218) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:33 PM Author: exciting mental disorder sweet tailpipe http://www.levineblit.com/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926236) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:35 PM Author: idiotic hall psychic Tell me about exit options from this firm. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926250) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:35 PM Author: Bronze Set awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926257) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:37 PM Author: exciting mental disorder sweet tailpipe Nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926273) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:47 PM Author: Misanthropic deep locus associate i laughed. i felt bad but i laughed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926332) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 6:09 PM Author: demanding gas station A+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926737) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:38 PM Author: Slimy Queen Of The Night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926282) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 4:56 PM Author: Out-of-control Famous Landscape Painting Law offices of raymond schwartzberg, no doubt (you'll have to have read some jdjive before its demise to get this one). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926394) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:07 PM Author: Stimulating Church Macaca Could be these guys:
http://www.coopattorney.com/ |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:12 PM Author: Stimulating Church Macaca What, no one loves their website? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926485) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:14 PM Author: metal adventurous address nibblets What's with the music? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926497) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:15 PM Author: Stimulating Church Macaca It enhances the prestige of being a Touro grad, I think. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926503) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 6:06 PM Author: Crawly abode Is that the same as the "Jacob D. Fuchsberg Law Center"?
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Date: April 13th, 2007 6:20 PM Author: Stimulating Church Macaca Yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926792) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:15 PM Author: Slimy Queen Of The Night Are they any attorney profiles? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926507) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 5:24 PM Author: Stimulating Church Macaca I think it's just the one guy.
http://www.coopattorney.com/about_the_firm.htm |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 6:07 PM Author: Crawly abode "Founded in 1996, Aldad & Associates..."
Where are the damn associates?! |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 6:05 PM Author: Crawly abode "Our professional services include contract drafting and negotiation, due diligence (for purchases), working with your lending institution, review of title report, attendance at closing, and post closing report."
In the West, title companies do that shit for about 1/4 the price of a lawyer (except for the contract stuff, which the agent does). |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 11:21 PM Author: razzle-dazzle codepig in the "east" the same is true. Only paranoids who dont like standard terms go to lawyers for this shit.
Due diligence in real estate usually has shit to do with lawyers too. |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 11:00 PM Author: hairraiser unhinged crackhouse lol, you can click on "Welcome" or "Bienvenue," but either one leads to the page in English. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928255) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 11:29 PM Author: aromatic idiot It's their way of saying "assimilate, bitch." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928441) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 6:24 PM Author: supple medicated jewess Why would you jump out the window of someone else's law firm? Passive agressive spurned gay lover perhaps? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926810) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 7:04 PM Author: Electric lavender casino you just got pwn3d at the settlement conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7926985) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 8:39 PM Author: dashing old irish cottage point clearly as part of a smear campaign (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927412) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:25 PM Author: supple medicated jewess Dood, got any dead baby jokes you can add? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927627) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:40 PM Author: Tripping clown XOXO poster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927708) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:42 PM Author: Spectacular Erotic Black Woman Hey guys, what's up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927723) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 10:00 PM Author: supple medicated jewess This made me laugh. How's Barbaro? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927849) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 11:00 PM Author: Spectacular Erotic Black Woman I don't know, dood. I never got to experience an afterlife, with me becoming a zombie and all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7933217) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 9:55 PM Author: trip orange state tattoo "Police identified the man as Moshe Kanovsky, a lawyer in his 30s."
I looked him up in Martindale and all it says is "private practice lawyer." |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 10:08 PM Author: Tripping clown He passed the NYS bar in February 2003. That's all I found through Google. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7927900) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 10:40 PM Author: Electric lavender casino Registration Number: 4157673
MOSHE M. KANOVSKY LAWRENCE, KRAUSE & ASSOCIATES, P.C. 67 WALL ST STE 1701 NEW YORK, NY 10005-3124 United States (212) 269-7000
Year Admitted in NY: 2003 Appellate Division Department of Admission: 2 Law School: CARDOZO LAW SCHOOL Registration Status: Due to reregister within 30 days of birthday Next Registration: Apr 2007 |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 10:48 PM Author: Electric lavender casino Subject: ofmg -- toilet lawyer kills self. Attorney: Krause & Associates, 67 Wall Street, New York, NY 10005. Plaintiff personal injury firm, $35,000. Cover letter, resume and writing sample by email to Avril Winchester at krauselaw@hotmail.com And Lawrence Krause at krause@lawyer.com. Telephone 212 269-7000. http://www.law.cuny.edu/OurResources/careersvcs/dec1503.html [last updated at 12/09/03 3:26 PM]
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Date: April 13th, 2007 11:15 PM Author: razzle-dazzle codepig he was a strong dude for lasting that long. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928344) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 12:44 AM Author: sepia motley police squad resort Is $35K the salary? I didn't realize lawyers could make so little. Figure in the overtime at time-and-a-half at the NYC minimum wage, and that guy almost would have been better off working at Starbucks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7928963) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 12:47 AM Author: Crawly abode On the other thread, I just posted a bunch of TTT jobs that make more.
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=612983&mc=13&forum_id=2 |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 12:55 AM Author: sepia motley police squad resort Good stuff. But also really sad.
Cardozo's not even a bad school. |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 3:42 AM Author: beta kitty stag film Plaintiff's lawyers often live off their bonuses, which could be 200,000+ for good plaintiffs firms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7929814) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 3:55 AM Author: Vivacious Rose Quadroon Brunch possible to retire off one good case?
assume i'm not much of a spender, and would invest |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 3:32 AM Author: Orchid hell Probably just figured out that he could never pay off his Cardozo loans with his future earnings. Probaby maxed out his credit cards too just trying to get by on that salary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7929795) |
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Date: April 13th, 2007 10:43 PM Author: rough-skinned bipolar house Someone had to have had a camera phone...Or better yet, some tourist must have gotten it.
I want pictures/video damnit! |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 8:28 PM Author: Ebony multi-colored office fat ankles somebody did get it according to this article but you'll have to find the pictures yourself http://www.nydailynews.com/news/2007/04/14/2007-04-14_lawyer_dies_in_empire_suicide_horror.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7932435) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 8:30 PM Author: pink frozen brethren death wish that's lawyers for you. crazy fuckers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7932449) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 8:35 PM Author: flirting cerebral site deer antler No joke, I was actually across the street from where it happened last night at a bar called O'Foleys. I saw the team cleaning it up. Apparently the wind takes you back into the building when you jump off, so the only thing that reached the pavement was this guy's two arms and legs. His head was severed and his torso ripped through some of the concrete. Nuts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7932465) |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 10:34 PM Author: wonderful internet-worthy principal's office I can't wait to see the NY Post's headline on this.
Their headline when Ken Lay died was "Check the Coffin". |
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Date: April 14th, 2007 10:36 PM Author: supple medicated jewess http://weblogs.elearning.ubc.ca/ross/archives/028776.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=612723&forum_id=2#7933075) |