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motley irate voyeur
  04/26/07
She kinda looks like a pig.
disgusting gunner
  04/26/07
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motley irate voyeur
  04/26/07
A pig with big tits?
Aphrodisiac ocher water buffalo boistinker
  04/26/07
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motley irate voyeur
  04/27/07
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Elite provocative party of the first part selfie
  04/26/07
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motley irate voyeur
  04/26/07
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Elite provocative party of the first part selfie
  04/26/07
"i admire her time management and dedication" L...
Spectacular bisexual chapel
  04/26/07
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Elite provocative party of the first part selfie
  04/26/07
TBIWWS This book is worthless without stripping
laughsome national security agency abode
  04/26/07
"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"
laughsome national security agency abode
  04/26/07
"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135." ...
Aphrodisiac ocher water buffalo boistinker
  04/26/07
what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan b...
yellow home therapy
  04/26/07
for xoxo posterity... http://www.hidebehind.com/557303
Deep hairy legs national
  04/26/07
"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with...
disgusting gunner
  04/26/07
"she will attend law school at wayne state university&q...
Adulterous address
  04/26/07
Doesn't make sense
Mischievous Thriller Parlor
  04/26/07
...
Elite provocative party of the first part selfie
  04/26/07
but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be...
Mischievous Thriller Parlor
  04/26/07
...
Elite provocative party of the first part selfie
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
laughsome national security agency abode
  04/26/07
For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sopho...
Crusty sapphire space
  04/26/07
two problems with this: 1) I doubt her letters of rec did...
Gold Bawdyhouse
  04/26/07
I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows...
outnumbered doobsian preventive strike
  04/27/07
any contact info u want http://directory.umich.edu/ldapwe...
laughsome national security agency abode
  04/27/07
Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.
Drab abnormal hissy fit
  04/26/07
Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?
white site clown
  04/26/07
...
Comical bespoke immigrant rigor
  04/26/07
*lol*
Mischievous Thriller Parlor
  04/26/07
UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to ...
Charcoal striped hyena trailer park
  04/26/07
Done: nmatisse@umich.edu
Aphrodisiac ocher water buffalo boistinker
  04/26/07
any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to...
laughsome national security agency abode
  04/26/07
http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search nmatisse@um...
laughsome national security agency abode
  04/26/07
the plot thickens. "In August, she is to start as a ...
Sable Histrionic Filthpig
  04/26/07
what's a full ride take there? 161? less?
silver passionate range idiot
  04/26/07
Probably 165
white site clown
  04/26/07
But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0
Sienna Mediation School Cafeteria
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
laughsome national security agency abode
  04/26/07
I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.
plum forum useless brakes
  04/26/07
Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, ...
twinkling contagious toilet seat associate
  04/26/07
She's obviously an idiot.
Sienna Mediation School Cafeteria
  04/26/07
No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but sh...
Crawly gaping principal's office
  04/26/07
You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in ...
Sienna Mediation School Cafeteria
  04/26/07
There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intellige...
Crawly gaping principal's office
  04/26/07
But she must have been pwned by the LSAT
Sienna Mediation School Cafeteria
  04/26/07
Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly ...
Crawly gaping principal's office
  04/26/07
That is likely.
Sienna Mediation School Cafeteria
  04/26/07
Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but...
laughsome national security agency abode
  04/26/07
She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses t...
Mischievous Thriller Parlor
  04/26/07
plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the sam...
sepia concupiscible jew whorehouse
  04/26/07
Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mi...
Crawly gaping principal's office
  04/26/07
"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?&quo...
Mischievous Thriller Parlor
  04/26/07
aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order fo...
Gold Bawdyhouse
  04/26/07
She's stupid either way. Journalists are so TTT. All the...
laughsome national security agency abode
  04/27/07
audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id...
glassy mind-boggling meetinghouse
  04/26/07
"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the ...
Fishy apoplectic dilemma mental disorder
  04/26/07
yeah
glassy mind-boggling meetinghouse
  04/26/07
Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?
lemon hominid area
  04/26/07
Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?
laughsome national security agency abode
  04/26/07
chance that is was above 115?
honey-headed pistol
  04/26/07
detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one,...
Crusty sapphire space
  04/26/07
very exclusive club
honey-headed pistol
  04/26/07
Just to be correct
lake crackhouse affirmative action
  04/27/07
Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever
Violent Trip Institution Weed Whacker
  04/27/07
what a TTT bitch
titillating brass skinny woman
  04/26/07
titmfcr
laughsome national security agency abode
  04/26/07
how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.a...
lilac den fortuitous meteor
  04/26/07
she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, ...
Adventurous high-end mad cow disease
  04/26/07
I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.
Beady-eyed splenetic marketing idea lettuce
  04/26/07
"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean s...
Vermilion Dragon Death Wish
  04/26/07
lol
laughsome national security agency abode
  04/26/07
I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.
Vermilion Dragon Death Wish
  04/26/07
lol
laughsome national security agency abode
  04/26/07
Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law...
odious chrome shitlib
  04/26/07
For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week he...
Vermilion Dragon Death Wish
  04/26/07
TITCR If everyone who needed to read this board, murderou...
wonderful keepsake machete
  04/26/07
It's not too late!
Mischievous Thriller Parlor
  04/26/07
nmatisse@umich.edu
laughsome national security agency abode
  04/26/07
...
laughsome national security agency abode
  04/26/07
if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on eart...
honey-headed pistol
  04/26/07
the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's...
Cream Windowlicker Legend
  04/26/07
the onion would have gotten it right for sure
honey-headed pistol
  04/26/07
(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25
laughsome national security agency abode
  04/26/07
I would have given the post at least 170
Drab abnormal hissy fit
  04/26/07
knew that was cumming...:D
laughsome national security agency abode
  04/27/07
not true
infuriating amber gas station famous landscape painting
  04/27/07
Worthless waste of human life.
salmon disturbing dysfunction property
  04/26/07
mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be...
honey-headed pistol
  04/26/07
not a bad insult here
Multi-colored ruby temple blood rage
  04/26/07
I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to ...
Rose roommate
  04/26/07
Apparently, she didn't get in.
Mischievous Thriller Parlor
  04/26/07
I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give h...
Rose roommate
  04/26/07
barzinied.
Cream Windowlicker Legend
  04/26/07
That might be worthwhile.
Mischievous Thriller Parlor
  04/26/07
i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 yea...
lilac den fortuitous meteor
  04/27/07
...who shit the bed on her LSATs
laughsome national security agency abode
  04/27/07
do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants t...
glassy mind-boggling meetinghouse
  04/27/07
a shrewd strategy considering her career goals
Gold Bawdyhouse
  04/27/07
I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want ...
Cordovan Soggy Toaster
  04/27/07
"I kind of suspect she was barzinied" possible,...
Fishy apoplectic dilemma mental disorder
  04/27/07
She majored in psychology, not physics. Entirely possible...
laughsome national security agency abode
  04/27/07
its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as s...
Cordovan Soggy Toaster
  04/27/07
"she knows something about time management and success....
Fishy apoplectic dilemma mental disorder
  04/27/07
Somehow, I doubt it.
laughsome national security agency abode
  04/27/07
academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys&q...
Fishy apoplectic dilemma mental disorder
  04/27/07
its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt...
Cordovan Soggy Toaster
  04/27/07
it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice. it's...
Deep hairy legs national
  04/27/07
anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "...
Fishy apoplectic dilemma mental disorder
  04/27/07
credited hypothesis
laughsome national security agency abode
  04/27/07
Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviou...
Gold Bawdyhouse
  04/27/07
I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spendi...
Violent Trip Institution Weed Whacker
  04/27/07
100!
laughsome national security agency abode
  04/27/07
This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being...
infuriating amber gas station famous landscape painting
  04/27/07
"But that's not how people get to be successful attorne...
Fishy apoplectic dilemma mental disorder
  04/27/07
If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admi...
infuriating amber gas station famous landscape painting
  04/27/07
as if
Deep hairy legs national
  05/01/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&...
Deep hairy legs national
  04/28/07


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Date: April 26th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: motley irate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008725)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: disgusting gunner

She kinda looks like a pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008736)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:29 AM
Author: motley irate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008756)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ocher water buffalo boistinker

A pig with big tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010505)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: motley irate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014340)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:30 AM
Author: Elite provocative party of the first part selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008758)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: motley irate voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008761)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: Elite provocative party of the first part selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008836)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:49 AM
Author: Spectacular bisexual chapel

"i admire her time management and dedication"

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008853)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: Elite provocative party of the first part selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008898)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: laughsome national security agency abode

TBIWWS

This book is worthless without stripping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010427)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: laughsome national security agency abode

"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010635)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ocher water buffalo boistinker

"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135."

100 bucks says the special ed student's IQ is no higher than 125.

500 bucks says the Suns won't score 200 point in their next game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010509)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: yellow home therapy

what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan but sadly careens off into plain territory.

at least the dude who wanted to fuck some plain janes has a new target.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008808)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:09 PM
Author: Deep hairy legs national

for xoxo posterity...

http://www.hidebehind.com/557303



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010419)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:27 AM
Author: disgusting gunner

"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with her mom at a favorite restaurant in Clarkston."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008748)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: Adulterous address

"she will attend law school at wayne state university"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008764)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:53 AM
Author: Mischievous Thriller Parlor

Doesn't make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008874)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: Elite provocative party of the first part selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009051)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:30 AM
Author: Mischievous Thriller Parlor

but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be bright enough to do well on the LSAT with some hardwork and dedication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009053)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: Elite provocative party of the first part selfie



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009082)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: laughsome national security agency abode

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010449)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: Crusty sapphire space

For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sophomore during the application season. Few schools would have believed she was going to complete her bachelor's in one calendar year.

If she excels at Wayne, she can likely transfer next year, at least to umich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010485)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:02 PM
Author: Gold Bawdyhouse

two problems with this:

1) I doubt her letters of rec didn't mention something like "OMG SHE'S GRADUATING IN 1 YR!!!!"

2)Even if they didn't, it's still really dumb to go to wayne state rather than stick around campus another year (or get a job, or anything) if your goal is to become a supreme court justice.

EDIT: She actually is already saying she's going to take some time off to write perhaps the most boring book in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010687)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: outnumbered doobsian preventive strike

I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows major balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015780)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: laughsome national security agency abode

any contact info u want

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/url?ldap:///uid=nmatisse,ou=People,dc=umich,dc=edu

nmatisse@umich.edu



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015807)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:20 PM
Author: Drab abnormal hissy fit

Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010791)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: white site clown

Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008861)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: Comical bespoke immigrant rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: Mischievous Thriller Parlor

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009079)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:26 AM
Author: Charcoal striped hyena trailer park

UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to www.umich.edu, and type her name into the little box, you just might get her email address.

Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009477)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac ocher water buffalo boistinker

Done: nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010536)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:36 PM
Author: laughsome national security agency abode

any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to her? ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:34 PM
Author: laughsome national security agency abode

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search

nmatisse@umich.edu

you get a whole bunch of other stuff, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010540)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Sable Histrionic Filthpig

the plot thickens.

"In August, she is to start as a first-year student on SCHOLARSHIP at Wayne State University's law school."

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070425/NEWS03/704250412/1001/NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009321)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:59 AM
Author: silver passionate range idiot

what's a full ride take there? 161? less?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009345)





Date: April 26th, 2007 6:07 AM
Author: white site clown

Probably 165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009347)





Date: April 26th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Sienna Mediation School Cafeteria

But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009428)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: laughsome national security agency abode

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010454)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:44 AM
Author: plum forum useless brakes

I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009527)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:02 AM
Author: twinkling contagious toilet seat associate

Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, she just started college, so how would she have even known to have gone through the normal application cycle? I am not sure it is possible, but I have to wonder if her advisor just called up Wayne State and said "hey, this chick wants to go to LS and needs a spot" and they just gave her one without her having to apply. I think this is the only way this story makes sense. Regardless of what her IQ is, people with this sort of super-freak scholastic background don't go to LS at Wayne State. If her goal is to be on SCOTUS, she better plan on transferring....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:03 AM
Author: Sienna Mediation School Cafeteria

She's obviously an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009440)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:48 AM
Author: Crawly gaping principal's office

No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but she is about to make a very dumb decision. I told her as much in an email I recently sent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009543)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:49 AM
Author: Sienna Mediation School Cafeteria

You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in order to attend a fourth tier law school regardless of your heavy courseload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: Crawly gaping principal's office

There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009560)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: Sienna Mediation School Cafeteria

But she must have been pwned by the LSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009564)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: Crawly gaping principal's office

Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly important one's score on that single stupid test is in the admissions process. I bet she could score at least 165+ with decent prep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009579)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:57 AM
Author: Sienna Mediation School Cafeteria

That is likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009583)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: laughsome national security agency abode

Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but is clueless about how to angle for a decent LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010461)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Mischievous Thriller Parlor

She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses to finish early.

She may know nothing about the LSAT. Intelligence =/= knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010634)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:20 AM
Author: sepia concupiscible jew whorehouse

plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the same one who was fired from a liberal arts college on OH a few years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009668)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: Crawly gaping principal's office

Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mind.

I'd like to hear the story about the other Dave Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009697)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Mischievous Thriller Parlor

"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?"

I like your theory, makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010637)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: Gold Bawdyhouse

aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order for schools to be ABA approved?

Isn't it still just as stupid to not take the LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: laughsome national security agency abode

She's stupid either way.

Journalists are so TTT. All they do is reprint subjects' press releases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015928)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: glassy mind-boggling meetinghouse

audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id=396426&spid=6525

key points include...

- she says the pictures in the newspapers were unflattering

- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score

- after LS, she wants to work at a law firm in detroit doing mass tort and antitrust litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009628)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Fishy apoplectic dilemma mental disorder

"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score"

does she hint that it was extremely high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009643)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: glassy mind-boggling meetinghouse

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009645)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:14 AM
Author: lemon hominid area

Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009651)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: laughsome national security agency abode

Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010466)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: honey-headed pistol

chance that is was above 115?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010478)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: Crusty sapphire space

detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one, as I recall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010494)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: honey-headed pistol

very exclusive club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010504)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:06 AM
Author: lake crackhouse affirmative action
Subject: Just to be correct

Detroit biglaw consists of a lot more than Dykema.... here are some of the Detroit biglaw firms (in no particular order)

1) Dykema 2) Dickinson Wright 3) Honigman 4) Pepper Hamilton 5) Clark Hill 6) Butzel Long 7) Miller Canfield

Most of these farms start at around 105-125k which is the going rate for Detroit.

http://nalpdirectory.com/dledir_search_quick.asp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014626)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:02 AM
Author: Violent Trip Institution Weed Whacker

Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015581)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: titillating brass skinny woman

what a TTT bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009849)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: laughsome national security agency abode

titmfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010467)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: lilac den fortuitous meteor

how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.asp?ID=27010&pid=1443

didn't need Michigan's TTT "spring" & "summer" semesters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009940)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: Adventurous high-end mad cow disease

she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, much less have a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010422)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:52 AM
Author: Beady-eyed splenetic marketing idea lettuce

I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:10 PM
Author: Vermilion Dragon Death Wish

"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean she's not a virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010178)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: laughsome national security agency abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010471)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: Vermilion Dragon Death Wish

I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010722)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: laughsome national security agency abode

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010526)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: odious chrome shitlib

Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law and wants to be a supreme court justice. God I hate the "you can be anything you want" schtick that is indoctrinated into kids growing up, leads to a lot of very disillusioned 20 somethings.

This girl is gonna get totally pwn3d when she discovers that the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010235)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:28 PM
Author: Vermilion Dragon Death Wish

For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week here she would have at least realized that she was not following her dream but instead shooting it in the foot by going to Wayne St. Sigh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010256)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: wonderful keepsake machete

TITCR

If everyone who needed to read this board, murderous TTTs like Wayne State would shrivel up and die immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010406)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Mischievous Thriller Parlor

It's not too late!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010532)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:38 PM
Author: laughsome national security agency abode

nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010569)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:42 PM
Author: laughsome national security agency abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010589)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: honey-headed pistol

if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on earth would the confirmation process be like for a ftt grad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Cream Windowlicker Legend

the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's coming to her" or "future suicide has big cans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010501)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: honey-headed pistol

the onion would have gotten it right for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010507)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:37 PM
Author: laughsome national security agency abode

(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010562)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:21 PM
Author: Drab abnormal hissy fit

I would have given the post at least 170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010801)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: laughsome national security agency abode

knew that was cumming...:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015489)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: infuriating amber gas station famous landscape painting
Subject: not true

"the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office"

This is so not true. Wayne State has excellent connections to the Detroit District Attorney's Office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015556)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: salmon disturbing dysfunction property

Worthless waste of human life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010246)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:11 PM
Author: honey-headed pistol

mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be the next ginsburg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010433)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: Multi-colored ruby temple blood rage

not a bad insult here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010472)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Rose roommate

I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to attend that TTT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010503)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: Mischievous Thriller Parlor

Apparently, she didn't get in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010521)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Rose roommate

I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give her pool lessons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010530)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Cream Windowlicker Legend

barzinied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010531)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: Mischievous Thriller Parlor

That might be worthwhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010537)





Date: April 27th, 2007 2:18 AM
Author: lilac den fortuitous meteor

i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 year old bitch'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014967)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: laughsome national security agency abode

...who shit the bed on her LSATs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015490)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:08 AM
Author: glassy mind-boggling meetinghouse

do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants to save money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014634)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:09 AM
Author: Gold Bawdyhouse

a shrewd strategy considering her career goals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014638)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:30 AM
Author: Cordovan Soggy Toaster

I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want smart but idiotic students who think black women have pink nipples in their classes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015530)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: Fishy apoplectic dilemma mental disorder

"I kind of suspect she was barzinied"

possible, but unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: laughsome national security agency abode

She majored in psychology, not physics.

Entirely possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015764)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: Cordovan Soggy Toaster

its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as seriously as she takes her classes but thats a little presumptuous considering she has a 4.0 at a pretty good school with a shitton of courses. she knows something about time management and success.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015791)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:08 AM
Author: Fishy apoplectic dilemma mental disorder

"she knows something about time management and success."

but apparently knows nothing about ls career prospects. not much of a stretch to think she also knows nothing about the ls admissions process.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015814)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: laughsome national security agency abode

Somehow, I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015841)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: Fishy apoplectic dilemma mental disorder

academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys" often have their heads up their asses. peers and family can be even less reliable. this girl may well have gotten bad advice and lacked the sense to give it a second thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015860)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Cordovan Soggy Toaster

its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt, but it doesnt follow that she got a 158

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015882)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: Deep hairy legs national

it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice.

it's entirely possible she got a 158 LSAT.

ability to game UM psychology department =/= intelligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015899)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:24 AM
Author: Fishy apoplectic dilemma mental disorder

anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "name" schools. she may've scored a 162 or something like that and decided she might as well go to wayne state since it's near her home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015907)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:25 AM
Author: laughsome national security agency abode

credited hypothesis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015919)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Gold Bawdyhouse

Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviour the article should have been "Girl too immature to graduate from college, does it anyway, fucks up life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015887)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Violent Trip Institution Weed Whacker

I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spending her whole life in Michigan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015590)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: laughsome national security agency abode

100!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015754)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: infuriating amber gas station famous landscape painting

This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being smart by saving all this money on her education by having her spend the minimum amount of time in school, and then probably going to Wayne on a scholarship and living at home during that time.

But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys. No one will want to hire a lawyer from a TTT school who is barely old enough to drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015898)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Fishy apoplectic dilemma mental disorder

"But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys."

but see, she doesn't want to be anything as mundane as a "successful attorney." she's aiming for scotus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015938)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: infuriating amber gas station famous landscape painting

If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admitted to Harvard Business School after her law career fails to take off, and wind up making millions a year in investment banking and pwning everyone at xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015976)





Date: May 1st, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: Deep hairy legs national

as if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8041766)





Date: April 28th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: Deep hairy legs national

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8022694)