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Violet elastic band
  04/26/07
She kinda looks like a pig.
Mauve know-it-all theater stage milk
  04/26/07
...
Violet elastic band
  04/26/07
A pig with big tits?
Flatulent duck-like property jewess
  04/26/07
...
Violet elastic band
  04/27/07
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Jet-lagged Territorial Faggot Firefighter Pit
  04/26/07
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Violet elastic band
  04/26/07
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Jet-lagged Territorial Faggot Firefighter Pit
  04/26/07
"i admire her time management and dedication" L...
Wonderful Mustard Voyeur Parlour
  04/26/07
...
Jet-lagged Territorial Faggot Firefighter Pit
  04/26/07
TBIWWS This book is worthless without stripping
Comical Patrolman
  04/26/07
"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"
Comical Patrolman
  04/26/07
"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135." ...
Flatulent duck-like property jewess
  04/26/07
what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan b...
Lemon Skinny Woman
  04/26/07
for xoxo posterity... http://www.hidebehind.com/557303
curious gunner
  04/26/07
"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with...
Mauve know-it-all theater stage milk
  04/26/07
"she will attend law school at wayne state university&q...
multi-colored halford azn
  04/26/07
Doesn't make sense
embarrassed to the bone startling affirmative action
  04/26/07
...
Jet-lagged Territorial Faggot Firefighter Pit
  04/26/07
but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be...
embarrassed to the bone startling affirmative action
  04/26/07
...
Jet-lagged Territorial Faggot Firefighter Pit
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
Comical Patrolman
  04/26/07
For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sopho...
charismatic therapy toaster
  04/26/07
two problems with this: 1) I doubt her letters of rec did...
abusive piazza
  04/26/07
I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows...
lime vivacious boistinker old irish cottage
  04/27/07
any contact info u want http://directory.umich.edu/ldapwe...
Comical Patrolman
  04/27/07
Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.
fragrant fishy business firm
  04/26/07
Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?
swollen bawdyhouse dopamine
  04/26/07
...
Nighttime Electric Theater
  04/26/07
*lol*
embarrassed to the bone startling affirmative action
  04/26/07
UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to ...
Godawful new version
  04/26/07
Done: nmatisse@umich.edu
Flatulent duck-like property jewess
  04/26/07
any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to...
Comical Patrolman
  04/26/07
http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search nmatisse@um...
Comical Patrolman
  04/26/07
the plot thickens. "In August, she is to start as a ...
supple claret forum roast beef
  04/26/07
what's a full ride take there? 161? less?
Boyish Background Story
  04/26/07
Probably 165
swollen bawdyhouse dopamine
  04/26/07
But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0
talented shrine pervert
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
Comical Patrolman
  04/26/07
I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.
brass garrison codepig
  04/26/07
Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, ...
anal partner
  04/26/07
She's obviously an idiot.
talented shrine pervert
  04/26/07
No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but sh...
marvelous lodge
  04/26/07
You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in ...
talented shrine pervert
  04/26/07
There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intellige...
marvelous lodge
  04/26/07
But she must have been pwned by the LSAT
talented shrine pervert
  04/26/07
Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly ...
marvelous lodge
  04/26/07
That is likely.
talented shrine pervert
  04/26/07
Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but...
Comical Patrolman
  04/26/07
She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses t...
embarrassed to the bone startling affirmative action
  04/26/07
plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the sam...
appetizing university
  04/26/07
Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mi...
marvelous lodge
  04/26/07
"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?&quo...
embarrassed to the bone startling affirmative action
  04/26/07
aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order fo...
abusive piazza
  04/26/07
She's stupid either way. Journalists are so TTT. All the...
Comical Patrolman
  04/27/07
audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id...
Zombie-like church building
  04/26/07
"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the ...
burgundy excitant jap striped hyena
  04/26/07
yeah
Zombie-like church building
  04/26/07
Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?
Gay keepsake machete
  04/26/07
Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?
Comical Patrolman
  04/26/07
chance that is was above 115?
Bearded double fault
  04/26/07
detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one,...
charismatic therapy toaster
  04/26/07
very exclusive club
Bearded double fault
  04/26/07
Just to be correct
Chrome Twinkling Uncleanness Corner
  04/27/07
Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever
sable motley station idea he suggested
  04/27/07
what a TTT bitch
amber really tough guy
  04/26/07
titmfcr
Comical Patrolman
  04/26/07
how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.a...
walnut cuck national
  04/26/07
she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, ...
Judgmental laser beams
  04/26/07
I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.
Heady abnormal home
  04/26/07
"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean s...
Laughsome Step-uncle's House Half-breed
  04/26/07
lol
Comical Patrolman
  04/26/07
I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.
Laughsome Step-uncle's House Half-breed
  04/26/07
lol
Comical Patrolman
  04/26/07
Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law...
dun faggotry
  04/26/07
For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week he...
Laughsome Step-uncle's House Half-breed
  04/26/07
TITCR If everyone who needed to read this board, murderou...
Chartreuse exhilarant parlor ratface
  04/26/07
It's not too late!
embarrassed to the bone startling affirmative action
  04/26/07
nmatisse@umich.edu
Comical Patrolman
  04/26/07
...
Comical Patrolman
  04/26/07
if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on eart...
Bearded double fault
  04/26/07
the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's...
translucent passionate coldplay fan
  04/26/07
the onion would have gotten it right for sure
Bearded double fault
  04/26/07
(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25
Comical Patrolman
  04/26/07
I would have given the post at least 170
fragrant fishy business firm
  04/26/07
knew that was cumming...:D
Comical Patrolman
  04/27/07
not true
umber provocative sneaky criminal
  04/27/07
Worthless waste of human life.
Awkward point goal in life
  04/26/07
mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be...
Bearded double fault
  04/26/07
not a bad insult here
transparent arousing heaven
  04/26/07
I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to ...
Vengeful Crotch Blood Rage
  04/26/07
Apparently, she didn't get in.
embarrassed to the bone startling affirmative action
  04/26/07
I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give h...
Vengeful Crotch Blood Rage
  04/26/07
barzinied.
translucent passionate coldplay fan
  04/26/07
That might be worthwhile.
embarrassed to the bone startling affirmative action
  04/26/07
i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 yea...
walnut cuck national
  04/27/07
...who shit the bed on her LSATs
Comical Patrolman
  04/27/07
do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants t...
Zombie-like church building
  04/27/07
a shrewd strategy considering her career goals
abusive piazza
  04/27/07
I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want ...
nofapping place of business
  04/27/07
"I kind of suspect she was barzinied" possible,...
burgundy excitant jap striped hyena
  04/27/07
She majored in psychology, not physics. Entirely possible...
Comical Patrolman
  04/27/07
its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as s...
nofapping place of business
  04/27/07
"she knows something about time management and success....
burgundy excitant jap striped hyena
  04/27/07
Somehow, I doubt it.
Comical Patrolman
  04/27/07
academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys&q...
burgundy excitant jap striped hyena
  04/27/07
its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt...
nofapping place of business
  04/27/07
it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice. it's...
curious gunner
  04/27/07
anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "...
burgundy excitant jap striped hyena
  04/27/07
credited hypothesis
Comical Patrolman
  04/27/07
Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviou...
abusive piazza
  04/27/07
I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spendi...
sable motley station idea he suggested
  04/27/07
100!
Comical Patrolman
  04/27/07
This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being...
umber provocative sneaky criminal
  04/27/07
"But that's not how people get to be successful attorne...
burgundy excitant jap striped hyena
  04/27/07
If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admi...
umber provocative sneaky criminal
  04/27/07
as if
curious gunner
  05/01/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&...
curious gunner
  04/28/07


Poast new message in this thread





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: Violet elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008725)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: Mauve know-it-all theater stage milk

She kinda looks like a pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008736)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:29 AM
Author: Violet elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008756)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Flatulent duck-like property jewess

A pig with big tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010505)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: Violet elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014340)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:30 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Territorial Faggot Firefighter Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008758)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: Violet elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008761)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Territorial Faggot Firefighter Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008836)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:49 AM
Author: Wonderful Mustard Voyeur Parlour

"i admire her time management and dedication"

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008853)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Territorial Faggot Firefighter Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008898)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: Comical Patrolman

TBIWWS

This book is worthless without stripping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010427)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Comical Patrolman

"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010635)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: Flatulent duck-like property jewess

"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135."

100 bucks says the special ed student's IQ is no higher than 125.

500 bucks says the Suns won't score 200 point in their next game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010509)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: Lemon Skinny Woman

what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan but sadly careens off into plain territory.

at least the dude who wanted to fuck some plain janes has a new target.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008808)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:09 PM
Author: curious gunner

for xoxo posterity...

http://www.hidebehind.com/557303



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010419)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:27 AM
Author: Mauve know-it-all theater stage milk

"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with her mom at a favorite restaurant in Clarkston."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008748)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: multi-colored halford azn

"she will attend law school at wayne state university"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008764)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:53 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone startling affirmative action

Doesn't make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008874)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Territorial Faggot Firefighter Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009051)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:30 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone startling affirmative action

but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be bright enough to do well on the LSAT with some hardwork and dedication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009053)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: Jet-lagged Territorial Faggot Firefighter Pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009082)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: Comical Patrolman

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010449)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: charismatic therapy toaster

For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sophomore during the application season. Few schools would have believed she was going to complete her bachelor's in one calendar year.

If she excels at Wayne, she can likely transfer next year, at least to umich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010485)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:02 PM
Author: abusive piazza

two problems with this:

1) I doubt her letters of rec didn't mention something like "OMG SHE'S GRADUATING IN 1 YR!!!!"

2)Even if they didn't, it's still really dumb to go to wayne state rather than stick around campus another year (or get a job, or anything) if your goal is to become a supreme court justice.

EDIT: She actually is already saying she's going to take some time off to write perhaps the most boring book in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010687)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: lime vivacious boistinker old irish cottage

I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows major balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015780)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: Comical Patrolman

any contact info u want

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/url?ldap:///uid=nmatisse,ou=People,dc=umich,dc=edu

nmatisse@umich.edu



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015807)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:20 PM
Author: fragrant fishy business firm

Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010791)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: swollen bawdyhouse dopamine

Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008861)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: Nighttime Electric Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone startling affirmative action

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009079)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:26 AM
Author: Godawful new version

UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to www.umich.edu, and type her name into the little box, you just might get her email address.

Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009477)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: Flatulent duck-like property jewess

Done: nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010536)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:36 PM
Author: Comical Patrolman

any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to her? ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:34 PM
Author: Comical Patrolman

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search

nmatisse@umich.edu

you get a whole bunch of other stuff, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010540)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: supple claret forum roast beef

the plot thickens.

"In August, she is to start as a first-year student on SCHOLARSHIP at Wayne State University's law school."

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070425/NEWS03/704250412/1001/NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009321)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:59 AM
Author: Boyish Background Story

what's a full ride take there? 161? less?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009345)





Date: April 26th, 2007 6:07 AM
Author: swollen bawdyhouse dopamine

Probably 165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009347)





Date: April 26th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: talented shrine pervert

But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009428)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: Comical Patrolman

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010454)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:44 AM
Author: brass garrison codepig

I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009527)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:02 AM
Author: anal partner

Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, she just started college, so how would she have even known to have gone through the normal application cycle? I am not sure it is possible, but I have to wonder if her advisor just called up Wayne State and said "hey, this chick wants to go to LS and needs a spot" and they just gave her one without her having to apply. I think this is the only way this story makes sense. Regardless of what her IQ is, people with this sort of super-freak scholastic background don't go to LS at Wayne State. If her goal is to be on SCOTUS, she better plan on transferring....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:03 AM
Author: talented shrine pervert

She's obviously an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009440)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:48 AM
Author: marvelous lodge

No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but she is about to make a very dumb decision. I told her as much in an email I recently sent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009543)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:49 AM
Author: talented shrine pervert

You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in order to attend a fourth tier law school regardless of your heavy courseload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: marvelous lodge

There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009560)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: talented shrine pervert

But she must have been pwned by the LSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009564)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: marvelous lodge

Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly important one's score on that single stupid test is in the admissions process. I bet she could score at least 165+ with decent prep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009579)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:57 AM
Author: talented shrine pervert

That is likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009583)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: Comical Patrolman

Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but is clueless about how to angle for a decent LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010461)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone startling affirmative action

She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses to finish early.

She may know nothing about the LSAT. Intelligence =/= knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010634)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:20 AM
Author: appetizing university

plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the same one who was fired from a liberal arts college on OH a few years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009668)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: marvelous lodge

Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mind.

I'd like to hear the story about the other Dave Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009697)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone startling affirmative action

"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?"

I like your theory, makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010637)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: abusive piazza

aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order for schools to be ABA approved?

Isn't it still just as stupid to not take the LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: Comical Patrolman

She's stupid either way.

Journalists are so TTT. All they do is reprint subjects' press releases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015928)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: Zombie-like church building

audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id=396426&spid=6525

key points include...

- she says the pictures in the newspapers were unflattering

- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score

- after LS, she wants to work at a law firm in detroit doing mass tort and antitrust litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009628)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: burgundy excitant jap striped hyena

"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score"

does she hint that it was extremely high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009643)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Zombie-like church building

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009645)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:14 AM
Author: Gay keepsake machete

Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009651)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: Comical Patrolman

Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010466)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: Bearded double fault

chance that is was above 115?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010478)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: charismatic therapy toaster

detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one, as I recall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010494)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Bearded double fault

very exclusive club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010504)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:06 AM
Author: Chrome Twinkling Uncleanness Corner
Subject: Just to be correct

Detroit biglaw consists of a lot more than Dykema.... here are some of the Detroit biglaw firms (in no particular order)

1) Dykema 2) Dickinson Wright 3) Honigman 4) Pepper Hamilton 5) Clark Hill 6) Butzel Long 7) Miller Canfield

Most of these farms start at around 105-125k which is the going rate for Detroit.

http://nalpdirectory.com/dledir_search_quick.asp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014626)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:02 AM
Author: sable motley station idea he suggested

Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015581)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: amber really tough guy

what a TTT bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009849)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: Comical Patrolman

titmfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010467)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: walnut cuck national

how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.asp?ID=27010&pid=1443

didn't need Michigan's TTT "spring" & "summer" semesters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009940)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: Judgmental laser beams

she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, much less have a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010422)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:52 AM
Author: Heady abnormal home

I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:10 PM
Author: Laughsome Step-uncle's House Half-breed

"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean she's not a virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010178)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: Comical Patrolman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010471)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: Laughsome Step-uncle's House Half-breed

I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010722)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: Comical Patrolman

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010526)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: dun faggotry

Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law and wants to be a supreme court justice. God I hate the "you can be anything you want" schtick that is indoctrinated into kids growing up, leads to a lot of very disillusioned 20 somethings.

This girl is gonna get totally pwn3d when she discovers that the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010235)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:28 PM
Author: Laughsome Step-uncle's House Half-breed

For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week here she would have at least realized that she was not following her dream but instead shooting it in the foot by going to Wayne St. Sigh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010256)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: Chartreuse exhilarant parlor ratface

TITCR

If everyone who needed to read this board, murderous TTTs like Wayne State would shrivel up and die immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010406)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone startling affirmative action

It's not too late!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010532)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:38 PM
Author: Comical Patrolman

nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010569)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:42 PM
Author: Comical Patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010589)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: Bearded double fault

if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on earth would the confirmation process be like for a ftt grad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: translucent passionate coldplay fan

the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's coming to her" or "future suicide has big cans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010501)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Bearded double fault

the onion would have gotten it right for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010507)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:37 PM
Author: Comical Patrolman

(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010562)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:21 PM
Author: fragrant fishy business firm

I would have given the post at least 170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010801)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Comical Patrolman

knew that was cumming...:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015489)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: umber provocative sneaky criminal
Subject: not true

"the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office"

This is so not true. Wayne State has excellent connections to the Detroit District Attorney's Office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015556)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: Awkward point goal in life

Worthless waste of human life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010246)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:11 PM
Author: Bearded double fault

mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be the next ginsburg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010433)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: transparent arousing heaven

not a bad insult here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010472)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Vengeful Crotch Blood Rage

I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to attend that TTT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010503)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone startling affirmative action

Apparently, she didn't get in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010521)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Vengeful Crotch Blood Rage

I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give her pool lessons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010530)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: translucent passionate coldplay fan

barzinied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010531)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone startling affirmative action

That might be worthwhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010537)





Date: April 27th, 2007 2:18 AM
Author: walnut cuck national

i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 year old bitch'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014967)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: Comical Patrolman

...who shit the bed on her LSATs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015490)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:08 AM
Author: Zombie-like church building

do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants to save money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014634)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:09 AM
Author: abusive piazza

a shrewd strategy considering her career goals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014638)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:30 AM
Author: nofapping place of business

I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want smart but idiotic students who think black women have pink nipples in their classes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015530)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: burgundy excitant jap striped hyena

"I kind of suspect she was barzinied"

possible, but unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: Comical Patrolman

She majored in psychology, not physics.

Entirely possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015764)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: nofapping place of business

its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as seriously as she takes her classes but thats a little presumptuous considering she has a 4.0 at a pretty good school with a shitton of courses. she knows something about time management and success.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015791)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:08 AM
Author: burgundy excitant jap striped hyena

"she knows something about time management and success."

but apparently knows nothing about ls career prospects. not much of a stretch to think she also knows nothing about the ls admissions process.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015814)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: Comical Patrolman

Somehow, I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015841)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: burgundy excitant jap striped hyena

academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys" often have their heads up their asses. peers and family can be even less reliable. this girl may well have gotten bad advice and lacked the sense to give it a second thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015860)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: nofapping place of business

its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt, but it doesnt follow that she got a 158

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015882)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: curious gunner

it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice.

it's entirely possible she got a 158 LSAT.

ability to game UM psychology department =/= intelligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015899)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:24 AM
Author: burgundy excitant jap striped hyena

anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "name" schools. she may've scored a 162 or something like that and decided she might as well go to wayne state since it's near her home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015907)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:25 AM
Author: Comical Patrolman

credited hypothesis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015919)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: abusive piazza

Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviour the article should have been "Girl too immature to graduate from college, does it anyway, fucks up life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015887)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: sable motley station idea he suggested

I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spending her whole life in Michigan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015590)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: Comical Patrolman

100!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015754)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: umber provocative sneaky criminal

This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being smart by saving all this money on her education by having her spend the minimum amount of time in school, and then probably going to Wayne on a scholarship and living at home during that time.

But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys. No one will want to hire a lawyer from a TTT school who is barely old enough to drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015898)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: burgundy excitant jap striped hyena

"But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys."

but see, she doesn't want to be anything as mundane as a "successful attorney." she's aiming for scotus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015938)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: umber provocative sneaky criminal

If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admitted to Harvard Business School after her law career fails to take off, and wind up making millions a year in investment banking and pwning everyone at xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015976)





Date: May 1st, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: curious gunner

as if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8041766)





Date: April 28th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: curious gunner

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8022694)