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mind-boggling well-lubricated shitlib
  04/26/07
She kinda looks like a pig.
adventurous home love of her life
  04/26/07
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mind-boggling well-lubricated shitlib
  04/26/07
A pig with big tits?
vibrant library
  04/26/07
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mind-boggling well-lubricated shitlib
  04/27/07
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Sepia autistic jew
  04/26/07
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mind-boggling well-lubricated shitlib
  04/26/07
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Sepia autistic jew
  04/26/07
"i admire her time management and dedication" L...
Impertinent Racy Pervert
  04/26/07
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Sepia autistic jew
  04/26/07
TBIWWS This book is worthless without stripping
fluffy anal double fault forum
  04/26/07
"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"
fluffy anal double fault forum
  04/26/07
"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135." ...
vibrant library
  04/26/07
what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan b...
misanthropic haunted graveyard
  04/26/07
for xoxo posterity... http://www.hidebehind.com/557303
boyish emerald headpube
  04/26/07
"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with...
adventurous home love of her life
  04/26/07
"she will attend law school at wayne state university&q...
Stimulating Newt
  04/26/07
Doesn't make sense
Brass Dopamine Stag Film
  04/26/07
...
Sepia autistic jew
  04/26/07
but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be...
Brass Dopamine Stag Film
  04/26/07
...
Sepia autistic jew
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
fluffy anal double fault forum
  04/26/07
For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sopho...
Sexy garrison main people
  04/26/07
two problems with this: 1) I doubt her letters of rec did...
Magical Rebellious Theatre
  04/26/07
I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows...
Sable filthpig
  04/27/07
any contact info u want http://directory.umich.edu/ldapwe...
fluffy anal double fault forum
  04/27/07
Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.
Glassy public bath dingle berry
  04/26/07
Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?
titillating chrome market
  04/26/07
...
Swashbuckling Cuck Field
  04/26/07
*lol*
Brass Dopamine Stag Film
  04/26/07
UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to ...
Orchid Abusive Parlour Persian
  04/26/07
Done: nmatisse@umich.edu
vibrant library
  04/26/07
any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to...
fluffy anal double fault forum
  04/26/07
http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search nmatisse@um...
fluffy anal double fault forum
  04/26/07
the plot thickens. "In August, she is to start as a ...
Plum heady sweet tailpipe sound barrier
  04/26/07
what's a full ride take there? 161? less?
Wonderful Dull Regret Background Story
  04/26/07
Probably 165
titillating chrome market
  04/26/07
But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0
mustard lodge
  04/26/07
Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Hal...
fluffy anal double fault forum
  04/26/07
I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.
harsh spot son of senegal
  04/26/07
Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, ...
Lavender disgusting blood rage depressive
  04/26/07
She's obviously an idiot.
mustard lodge
  04/26/07
No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but sh...
odious greedy associate
  04/26/07
You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in ...
mustard lodge
  04/26/07
There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intellige...
odious greedy associate
  04/26/07
But she must have been pwned by the LSAT
mustard lodge
  04/26/07
Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly ...
odious greedy associate
  04/26/07
That is likely.
mustard lodge
  04/26/07
Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but...
fluffy anal double fault forum
  04/26/07
She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses t...
Brass Dopamine Stag Film
  04/26/07
plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the sam...
buck-toothed piazza deer antler
  04/26/07
Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mi...
odious greedy associate
  04/26/07
"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?&quo...
Brass Dopamine Stag Film
  04/26/07
aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order fo...
Magical Rebellious Theatre
  04/26/07
She's stupid either way. Journalists are so TTT. All the...
fluffy anal double fault forum
  04/27/07
audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id...
Balding Slate Marketing Idea
  04/26/07
"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the ...
Vermilion Spectacular Karate Halford
  04/26/07
yeah
Balding Slate Marketing Idea
  04/26/07
Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?
Claret hairy legs feces
  04/26/07
Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?
fluffy anal double fault forum
  04/26/07
chance that is was above 115?
Hairraiser telephone
  04/26/07
detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one,...
Sexy garrison main people
  04/26/07
very exclusive club
Hairraiser telephone
  04/26/07
Just to be correct
Pale Fear-inspiring Really Tough Guy
  04/27/07
Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever
Zippy location
  04/27/07
what a TTT bitch
olive free-loading locale
  04/26/07
titmfcr
fluffy anal double fault forum
  04/26/07
how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.a...
talented chocolate senate kitty
  04/26/07
she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, ...
splenetic striped hyena site
  04/26/07
I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.
Supple chad
  04/26/07
"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean s...
Cerebral Doobsian Hospital
  04/26/07
lol
fluffy anal double fault forum
  04/26/07
I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.
Cerebral Doobsian Hospital
  04/26/07
lol
fluffy anal double fault forum
  04/26/07
Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law...
bistre hall
  04/26/07
For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week he...
Cerebral Doobsian Hospital
  04/26/07
TITCR If everyone who needed to read this board, murderou...
razzle-dazzle indigo shrine
  04/26/07
It's not too late!
Brass Dopamine Stag Film
  04/26/07
nmatisse@umich.edu
fluffy anal double fault forum
  04/26/07
...
fluffy anal double fault forum
  04/26/07
if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on eart...
Hairraiser telephone
  04/26/07
the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's...
vigorous pocket flask
  04/26/07
the onion would have gotten it right for sure
Hairraiser telephone
  04/26/07
(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25
fluffy anal double fault forum
  04/26/07
I would have given the post at least 170
Glassy public bath dingle berry
  04/26/07
knew that was cumming...:D
fluffy anal double fault forum
  04/27/07
not true
Ruddy gaping resort
  04/27/07
Worthless waste of human life.
Sour $6 Diesel
  04/26/07
mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be...
Hairraiser telephone
  04/26/07
not a bad insult here
green concupiscible locus
  04/26/07
I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to ...
Charismatic learning disabled chapel
  04/26/07
Apparently, she didn't get in.
Brass Dopamine Stag Film
  04/26/07
I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give h...
Charismatic learning disabled chapel
  04/26/07
barzinied.
vigorous pocket flask
  04/26/07
That might be worthwhile.
Brass Dopamine Stag Film
  04/26/07
i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 yea...
talented chocolate senate kitty
  04/27/07
...who shit the bed on her LSATs
fluffy anal double fault forum
  04/27/07
do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants t...
Balding Slate Marketing Idea
  04/27/07
a shrewd strategy considering her career goals
Magical Rebellious Theatre
  04/27/07
I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want ...
cocky wrinkle
  04/27/07
"I kind of suspect she was barzinied" possible,...
Vermilion Spectacular Karate Halford
  04/27/07
She majored in psychology, not physics. Entirely possible...
fluffy anal double fault forum
  04/27/07
its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as s...
cocky wrinkle
  04/27/07
"she knows something about time management and success....
Vermilion Spectacular Karate Halford
  04/27/07
Somehow, I doubt it.
fluffy anal double fault forum
  04/27/07
academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys&q...
Vermilion Spectacular Karate Halford
  04/27/07
its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt...
cocky wrinkle
  04/27/07
it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice. it's...
boyish emerald headpube
  04/27/07
anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "...
Vermilion Spectacular Karate Halford
  04/27/07
credited hypothesis
fluffy anal double fault forum
  04/27/07
Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviou...
Magical Rebellious Theatre
  04/27/07
I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spendi...
Zippy location
  04/27/07
100!
fluffy anal double fault forum
  04/27/07
This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being...
Ruddy gaping resort
  04/27/07
"But that's not how people get to be successful attorne...
Vermilion Spectacular Karate Halford
  04/27/07
If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admi...
Ruddy gaping resort
  04/27/07
as if
boyish emerald headpube
  05/01/07
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&...
boyish emerald headpube
  04/28/07





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:24 AM
Author: mind-boggling well-lubricated shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008725)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: adventurous home love of her life

She kinda looks like a pig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008736)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:29 AM
Author: mind-boggling well-lubricated shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008756)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: vibrant library

A pig with big tits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010505)





Date: April 27th, 2007 12:15 AM
Author: mind-boggling well-lubricated shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014340)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:30 AM
Author: Sepia autistic jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008758)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:31 AM
Author: mind-boggling well-lubricated shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008761)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:47 AM
Author: Sepia autistic jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008836)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:49 AM
Author: Impertinent Racy Pervert

"i admire her time management and dedication"

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008853)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:03 AM
Author: Sepia autistic jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008898)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: fluffy anal double fault forum

TBIWWS

This book is worthless without stripping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010427)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: fluffy anal double fault forum

"...her penmanship is FABULOUS!"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010635)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: vibrant library

"100 bucks says her IQ's no higher than 130-135."

100 bucks says the special ed student's IQ is no higher than 125.

500 bucks says the Suns won't score 200 point in their next game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010509)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: misanthropic haunted graveyard

what a shame. she straddles the fence between hot and plan but sadly careens off into plain territory.

at least the dude who wanted to fuck some plain janes has a new target.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008808)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:09 PM
Author: boyish emerald headpube

for xoxo posterity...

http://www.hidebehind.com/557303



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010419)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:27 AM
Author: adventurous home love of her life

"She likes to spend Saturdays eating fried pickles with her mom at a favorite restaurant in Clarkston."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008748)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:32 AM
Author: Stimulating Newt

"she will attend law school at wayne state university"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008764)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:53 AM
Author: Brass Dopamine Stag Film

Doesn't make sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008874)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:29 AM
Author: Sepia autistic jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009051)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:30 AM
Author: Brass Dopamine Stag Film

but if she's bright enough to take 27 credits, she should be bright enough to do well on the LSAT with some hardwork and dedication.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009053)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: Sepia autistic jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009082)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: fluffy anal double fault forum

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010449)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:24 PM
Author: Sexy garrison main people

For all intents and purposes, this chick was a college sophomore during the application season. Few schools would have believed she was going to complete her bachelor's in one calendar year.

If she excels at Wayne, she can likely transfer next year, at least to umich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010485)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:02 PM
Author: Magical Rebellious Theatre

two problems with this:

1) I doubt her letters of rec didn't mention something like "OMG SHE'S GRADUATING IN 1 YR!!!!"

2)Even if they didn't, it's still really dumb to go to wayne state rather than stick around campus another year (or get a job, or anything) if your goal is to become a supreme court justice.

EDIT: She actually is already saying she's going to take some time off to write perhaps the most boring book in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010687)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: Sable filthpig

I see an xoxohth email campaign coming on. Wayne State blows major balls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015780)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: fluffy anal double fault forum

any contact info u want

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/url?ldap:///uid=nmatisse,ou=People,dc=umich,dc=edu

nmatisse@umich.edu



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015807)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:20 PM
Author: Glassy public bath dingle berry

Probably wants to end up in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010791)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:50 AM
Author: titillating chrome market

Very unnewsworthy. Are they just tired of covering crime?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8008861)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:35 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Cuck Field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 3:36 AM
Author: Brass Dopamine Stag Film

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009079)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:26 AM
Author: Orchid Abusive Parlour Persian

UMich has an online student directory. If you were to go to www.umich.edu, and type her name into the little box, you just might get her email address.

Just sayin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009477)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: vibrant library

Done: nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010536)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:36 PM
Author: fluffy anal double fault forum

any bets on how many copies of this thread'll get emailed to her? ;)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:34 PM
Author: fluffy anal double fault forum

http://directory.umich.edu/ldapweb-bin/search

nmatisse@umich.edu

you get a whole bunch of other stuff, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010540)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:01 AM
Author: Plum heady sweet tailpipe sound barrier

the plot thickens.

"In August, she is to start as a first-year student on SCHOLARSHIP at Wayne State University's law school."

http://www.freep.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070425/NEWS03/704250412/1001/NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009321)





Date: April 26th, 2007 5:59 AM
Author: Wonderful Dull Regret Background Story

what's a full ride take there? 161? less?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009345)





Date: April 26th, 2007 6:07 AM
Author: titillating chrome market

Probably 165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009347)





Date: April 26th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: mustard lodge

But in another thread it said that she earned a 4.0

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009428)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:15 PM
Author: fluffy anal double fault forum

Nicole Matisse might also have benefitted from the "Halo Effect"

Profs assumed that a girl with such a rep *had* to be great, which inflated her grades.

The LSATs, OTOH, don't care about your rep.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010454)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:44 AM
Author: harsh spot son of senegal

I doubt it: Wayne State = 4th Tier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009527)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:02 AM
Author: Lavender disgusting blood rage depressive

Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT? I mean, she just started college, so how would she have even known to have gone through the normal application cycle? I am not sure it is possible, but I have to wonder if her advisor just called up Wayne State and said "hey, this chick wants to go to LS and needs a spot" and they just gave her one without her having to apply. I think this is the only way this story makes sense. Regardless of what her IQ is, people with this sort of super-freak scholastic background don't go to LS at Wayne State. If her goal is to be on SCOTUS, she better plan on transferring....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:03 AM
Author: mustard lodge

She's obviously an idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009440)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:48 AM
Author: odious greedy associate

No, she's obviously pretty smart (at the very least), but she is about to make a very dumb decision. I told her as much in an email I recently sent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009543)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:49 AM
Author: mustard lodge

You'd have to be pretty dumb to throw away your UG years in order to attend a fourth tier law school regardless of your heavy courseload

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009548)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:52 AM
Author: odious greedy associate

There isn't a 1:1 correlation between prudence and intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009560)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: mustard lodge

But she must have been pwned by the LSAT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009564)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: odious greedy associate

Probably. But not everyone is aware of just how incredibly important one's score on that single stupid test is in the admissions process. I bet she could score at least 165+ with decent prep.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009579)





Date: April 26th, 2007 9:57 AM
Author: mustard lodge

That is likely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009583)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: fluffy anal double fault forum

Is it? A wannabe gunner knows how to game the UM system, but is clueless about how to angle for a decent LS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010461)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Brass Dopamine Stag Film

She didn't game the system, she just took a lot of courses to finish early.

She may know nothing about the LSAT. Intelligence =/= knowledge.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010634)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:20 AM
Author: buck-toothed piazza deer antler

plz tell me the Dave Brown your moniker refers to is the same one who was fired from a liberal arts college on OH a few years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009668)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:31 AM
Author: odious greedy associate

Nah. I had the unremarkable former New York Giants QB in mind.

I'd like to hear the story about the other Dave Brown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009697)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:50 PM
Author: Brass Dopamine Stag Film

"Do you think this chick didn't even take the LSAT?"

I like your theory, makes sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010637)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:07 PM
Author: Magical Rebellious Theatre

aren't LSAT's required as an admissions standard in order for schools to be ABA approved?

Isn't it still just as stupid to not take the LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:27 AM
Author: fluffy anal double fault forum

She's stupid either way.

Journalists are so TTT. All they do is reprint subjects' press releases.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015928)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: Balding Slate Marketing Idea

audio interview with the girl: http://wjr.com/Article.asp?id=396426&spid=6525

key points include...

- she says the pictures in the newspapers were unflattering

- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score

- after LS, she wants to work at a law firm in detroit doing mass tort and antitrust litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009628)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Vermilion Spectacular Karate Halford

"- she took an IQ test as a child but beats around the bush and won't say her score"

does she hint that it was extremely high?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009643)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:12 AM
Author: Balding Slate Marketing Idea

yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009645)





Date: April 26th, 2007 10:14 AM
Author: Claret hairy legs feces

Chances that it is greater than her LSAT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009651)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: fluffy anal double fault forum

Who *wouldn't* drop such a "hint"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010466)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser telephone

chance that is was above 115?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010478)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:26 PM
Author: Sexy garrison main people

detroit biglaw consists of dykema gossett and the other one, as I recall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010494)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser telephone

very exclusive club

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010504)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:06 AM
Author: Pale Fear-inspiring Really Tough Guy
Subject: Just to be correct

Detroit biglaw consists of a lot more than Dykema.... here are some of the Detroit biglaw firms (in no particular order)

1) Dykema 2) Dickinson Wright 3) Honigman 4) Pepper Hamilton 5) Clark Hill 6) Butzel Long 7) Miller Canfield

Most of these farms start at around 105-125k which is the going rate for Detroit.

http://nalpdirectory.com/dledir_search_quick.asp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014626)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:02 AM
Author: Zippy location

Detroit BIGLAW: Now More Than Ever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015581)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:07 AM
Author: olive free-loading locale

what a TTT bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009849)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: fluffy anal double fault forum

titmfcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010467)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:26 AM
Author: talented chocolate senate kitty

how TTT, this asian http://www.cavalierdaily.com/CVArticle.asp?ID=27010&pid=1443

didn't need Michigan's TTT "spring" & "summer" semesters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8009940)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:10 PM
Author: splenetic striped hyena site

she has a boyfriend. banh can't claim to be part of WGWAG, much less have a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010422)





Date: April 26th, 2007 11:52 AM
Author: Supple chad

I won't be impressed until she gets a job in Phoenix.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010073)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:10 PM
Author: Cerebral Doobsian Hospital

"learned to multiply at age 3" -- does this mean she's not a virgin?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010178)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: fluffy anal double fault forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010471)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: Cerebral Doobsian Hospital

I'm glad at least one person thought this was funny.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010722)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: fluffy anal double fault forum

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010526)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: bistre hall

Read the bottom of the article. Is going to Wayne State Law and wants to be a supreme court justice. God I hate the "you can be anything you want" schtick that is indoctrinated into kids growing up, leads to a lot of very disillusioned 20 somethings.

This girl is gonna get totally pwn3d when she discovers that the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010235)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:28 PM
Author: Cerebral Doobsian Hospital

For all the crap this board gets, if she had spent a week here she would have at least realized that she was not following her dream but instead shooting it in the foot by going to Wayne St. Sigh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010256)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle indigo shrine

TITCR

If everyone who needed to read this board, murderous TTTs like Wayne State would shrivel up and die immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010406)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Brass Dopamine Stag Film

It's not too late!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010532)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:38 PM
Author: fluffy anal double fault forum

nmatisse@umich.edu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010569)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:42 PM
Author: fluffy anal double fault forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010589)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser telephone

if harriet got fucked so hard for going to smu, what on earth would the confirmation process be like for a ftt grad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010438)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: vigorous pocket flask

the article should be titled "teen gunner to get what's coming to her" or "future suicide has big cans."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010501)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser telephone

the onion would have gotten it right for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010507)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:37 PM
Author: fluffy anal double fault forum

(Nicole Matisse's LSAT) + 25

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010562)





Date: April 26th, 2007 2:21 PM
Author: Glassy public bath dingle berry

I would have given the post at least 170

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010801)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: fluffy anal double fault forum

knew that was cumming...:D

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015489)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Ruddy gaping resort
Subject: not true

"the only doors wayne state will open to her are those to traffic court and the unemployment office"

This is so not true. Wayne State has excellent connections to the Detroit District Attorney's Office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015556)





Date: April 26th, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: Sour $6 Diesel

Worthless waste of human life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010246)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:11 PM
Author: Hairraiser telephone

mark my words, this hardworking dedicated young lady will be the next ginsburg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010433)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:22 PM
Author: green concupiscible locus

not a bad insult here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010472)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: Charismatic learning disabled chapel

I went to UofM law, perhaps I should try to convince her to attend that TTT?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010503)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: Brass Dopamine Stag Film

Apparently, she didn't get in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010521)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: Charismatic learning disabled chapel

I can convince her to transfer, or in the alternative give her pool lessons?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010530)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: vigorous pocket flask

barzinied.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010531)





Date: April 26th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: Brass Dopamine Stag Film

That might be worthwhile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8010537)





Date: April 27th, 2007 2:18 AM
Author: talented chocolate senate kitty

i can see UM saying 'wtf, we're not gonna accept this 19 year old bitch'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014967)





Date: April 27th, 2007 8:58 AM
Author: fluffy anal double fault forum

...who shit the bed on her LSATs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015490)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:08 AM
Author: Balding Slate Marketing Idea

do we know she didnt get into UM law? maybe she gets wants to save money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014634)





Date: April 27th, 2007 1:09 AM
Author: Magical Rebellious Theatre

a shrewd strategy considering her career goals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8014638)





Date: April 27th, 2007 9:30 AM
Author: cocky wrinkle

I kind of suspect she was barzinied. law schools dont want smart but idiotic students who think black women have pink nipples in their classes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015530)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:47 AM
Author: Vermilion Spectacular Karate Halford

"I kind of suspect she was barzinied"

possible, but unlikely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015717)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:00 AM
Author: fluffy anal double fault forum

She majored in psychology, not physics.

Entirely possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015764)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: cocky wrinkle

its theoretically possible that she didnt take the lsat as seriously as she takes her classes but thats a little presumptuous considering she has a 4.0 at a pretty good school with a shitton of courses. she knows something about time management and success.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015791)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:08 AM
Author: Vermilion Spectacular Karate Halford

"she knows something about time management and success."

but apparently knows nothing about ls career prospects. not much of a stretch to think she also knows nothing about the ls admissions process.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015814)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:11 AM
Author: fluffy anal double fault forum

Somehow, I doubt it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015841)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: Vermilion Spectacular Karate Halford

academic/career advisors at the supposed "public ivys" often have their heads up their asses. peers and family can be even less reliable. this girl may well have gotten bad advice and lacked the sense to give it a second thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015860)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: cocky wrinkle

its entirely possible that this is why she is going to a 4tt, but it doesnt follow that she got a 158

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015882)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: boyish emerald headpube

it's entirely possible she got perfect apply-advice.

it's entirely possible she got a 158 LSAT.

ability to game UM psychology department =/= intelligence

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015899)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:24 AM
Author: Vermilion Spectacular Karate Halford

anything below 165 would probably keep her out of any "name" schools. she may've scored a 162 or something like that and decided she might as well go to wayne state since it's near her home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015907)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:25 AM
Author: fluffy anal double fault forum

credited hypothesis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015919)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Magical Rebellious Theatre

Yeah, so I think instead of celebrating ths sort of behaviour the article should have been "Girl too immature to graduate from college, does it anyway, fucks up life."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015887)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Zippy location

I guess she just wants some of that Ph-town sun after spending her whole life in Michigan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015590)





Date: April 27th, 2007 10:58 AM
Author: fluffy anal double fault forum

100!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015754)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: Ruddy gaping resort

This girl obviously has TTT parents who think they are being smart by saving all this money on her education by having her spend the minimum amount of time in school, and then probably going to Wayne on a scholarship and living at home during that time.

But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys. No one will want to hire a lawyer from a TTT school who is barely old enough to drink.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015898)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: Vermilion Spectacular Karate Halford

"But that's not how people get to be successful attorneys."

but see, she doesn't want to be anything as mundane as a "successful attorney." she's aiming for scotus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015938)





Date: April 27th, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: Ruddy gaping resort

If she's really that smart, maybe she can apply and get admitted to Harvard Business School after her law career fails to take off, and wind up making millions a year in investment banking and pwning everyone at xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8015976)





Date: May 1st, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: boyish emerald headpube

as if

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8041766)





Date: April 28th, 2007 9:53 AM
Author: boyish emerald headpube

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620986&forum_id=2#8022694)