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Classmate caught me masturbating to Nicole Matisse, taking q's.
Date: May 1st, 2007 7:38 PM Author: Histrionic cordovan spot digit ratio Saw that clip posted on CNN, couldn't control myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044425) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 7:45 PM Author: low-t brunch gunner You find typing hot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044448) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 7:46 PM Author: jet-lagged giraffe parlour my first sexual fantasy was mavis beacon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044453) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 7:48 PM Author: low-t brunch gunner so ur also into the multiracial typing foreplay
Edit: NTTAWWT |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 7:49 PM Author: jet-lagged giraffe parlour you got a problem with that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044467) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 7:50 PM Author: low-t brunch gunner Edited above :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044475) |
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Date: May 4th, 2007 3:19 PM Author: low-t brunch gunner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8060196) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 7:57 PM Author: Tantric university I was so upset when I learned that Mavis Beacon is ENTIRELY fictional, and not even based on any real person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044506) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 7:58 PM Author: low-t brunch gunner that didn't stop Howard Stern from masturbating to Aunt Jemima :p (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044510) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:07 PM Author: Histrionic cordovan spot digit ratio Pancake syrup is actually a great lubricant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044536) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:08 PM Author: low-t brunch gunner 1fucking80 (literally!) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044540) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 7:49 PM Author: Histrionic cordovan spot digit ratio Actually, I found that whole secretary number she was doing a huge turn-on. Not to mention that she was a naive hot teen. Add to that, she would actually respect how hard my law school studies are. I think you can see where my fantasy went.
I like her. You can see how big her tits are without it getting desperate, like many girls. |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 7:50 PM Author: low-t brunch gunner Can you describe the fantasized scenario? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044478) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:04 PM Author: Histrionic cordovan spot digit ratio Not in great detail. I'm pretty shitty at writing erotic litertaure. But it basically went like this:
I'll be summering at a New York law firm. Nicole Matisse shows up, looking for a job as a paralegal. I can see that she's not very qualified on her resume, but I decide to talk to her and take some pics for xoxo. We meet privately in my office. She and I discuss law school. She is amazed by how quickly I spot legal issues; having tried so hard to do so at Wayne State, she respects my genius. I offer to walk her though a sample exam. She takes dictation while I make her do other menial tasks. She's amazingly good at doc review. Suddenly, I realize that there's no more work left and I accidentally stammer this out, half-sorry to see her go. She leans in close and whispers, "I'm a little overachiever. I can't stand to see a job unfinished." She closes the door, unzips my pants, and gives me an incredible blowjob. I'm about to burst, but she says, "Give me some credit. I may skip ahead, but sometimes it's good to take it nice and slow." She unbuttons her white blouse and I quickly unsnap her bra. She smiles. "These are the only C's I've ever had," she says, fondling her boobs lovingly. I proceed to bend her over the table. As I plow her, she moans and screams, "Oh God, you're better than my behaviorial neuroscience professor." She orgasms loudly. Everyone in the office knows what I'm doing, but can't stop me because I'm a fucking summer. We make love the rest of the day.
"Dear God," I say, after exploding in her for the ninth time, "Your hot 19-year-old body is so wonderful."
"Next year, I'll be 20," she says.
I post the pics on xoxo. |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:07 PM Author: Elite Property Marketing Idea 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044538) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:10 PM Author: honey-headed hominid legend 180.5 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044543) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:10 PM Author: jet-lagged giraffe parlour "these are the only C's Ive ever had"
hahhaahahhahahaaha |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:16 PM Author: pearly heady nursing home dingle berry Previously undiscovered talent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044566) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:23 PM Author: low-t brunch gunner Dammit, man! You missed your true calling!
As Nicole would say...
"4.0" |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:37 PM Author: cruel-hearted yarmulke center 180. Beautifully done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044661) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:53 PM Author: Laughsome Spruce Dilemma Trump Supporter awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044743) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:54 PM Author: ruinous phenotype (my flame moniker) lolz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044744) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 9:47 PM Author: effete charismatic deer antler You are a complete loser. A TTT named Andy Grimm is living your fantasy, while you masturbate pathetically to CNN clips. Kill yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8045024) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 10:14 PM Author: sticky violet library i'm alerting reputation defender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8045209) |
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Date: May 17th, 2007 2:36 PM Author: Pink toaster orchestra pit so am I!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8131196) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 10:57 PM Author: Free-loading home stain 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8045478) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 11:19 PM Author: Useless Tank National Subject: Wow...180 Didn't see this earlier. Very good job, OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8045650) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 12:02 AM Author: Sexy halford This is all kinds of brilliant. "Everyone in the office knows what I'm doing, but can't stop me because I'm a fucking summer."
""Next year, I'll be 20," she says." |
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 12:08 PM Author: Odious puppy Subject: 180 Some priceless quotes:
"I'll be summering at a New York law firm. Nicole Matisse shows up, looking for a job as a paralegal. I can see that she's not very qualified on her resume...."
"She smiles. "These are the only C's I've ever had," she says, fondling her boobs lovingly."
"Everyone in the office knows what I'm doing, but can't stop me because I'm a fucking summer."
"I post the pics on xoxo."
This is the credited fantasy.
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 12:10 PM Author: Elite Property Marketing Idea Just because you never know:
Date: May 1st, 2007 8:04 PM Author: introuble
Not in great detail. I'm pretty shitty at writing erotic litertaure. But it basically went like this:
I'll be summering at a New York law firm. Nicole Matisse shows up, looking for a job as a paralegal. I can see that she's not very qualified on her resume, but I decide to talk to her and take some pics for xoxo. We meet privately in my office. She and I discuss law school. She is amazed by how quickly I spot legal issues; having tried so hard to do so at Wayne State, she respects my genius. I offer to walk her though a sample exam. She takes dictation while I make her do other menial tasks. She's amazingly good at doc review. Suddenly, I realize that there's no more work left and I accidentally stammer this out, half-sorry to see her go. She leans in close and whispers, "I'm a little overachiever. I can't stand to see a job unfinished." She closes the door, unzips my pants, and gives me an incredible blowjob. I'm about to burst, but she says, "Give me some credit. I may skip ahead, but sometimes it's good to take it nice and slow." She unbuttons her white blouse and I quickly unsnap her bra. She smiles. "These are the only C's I've ever had," she says, fondling her boobs lovingly. I proceed to bend her over the table. As I plow her, she moans and screams, "Oh God, you're better than my behaviorial neuroscience professor." She orgasms loudly. Everyone in the office knows what I'm doing, but can't stop me because I'm a fucking summer. We make love the rest of the day.
"Dear God," I say, after exploding in her for the ninth time, "Your hot 19-year-old body is so wonderful."
"Next year, I'll be 20," she says.
I post the pics on xoxo.
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 1:43 PM Author: Pink toaster orchestra pit Actually, you'd need to *unhook* my bra...
;) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 2:00 PM Author: Aqua titillating locale pervert I just doublecame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8048766) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 2:05 PM Author: Anal parlor lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8048800) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 2:12 PM Author: Flesh lettuce (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8048841) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 3:34 PM Author: carnelian nibblets "but I decide to talk to her and take some pics for xoxo."
180^180 |
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 6:05 PM Author: Pink toaster orchestra pit ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8050252) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 3:09 PM Author: low-t brunch gunner still 180 :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8091057) |
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Date: May 11th, 2007 9:18 AM Author: amber floppy goal in life 10 days old, but 180 none-the-less. Fucking Brilliant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8101347) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2007 4:19 AM Author: Out-of-control bawdyhouse I believe this is the highest rated post in xoxo history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8799327) |
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Date: October 25th, 2007 11:33 PM Author: Razzle hideous cuck kitchen that may be true. it's pretty great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8814390) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2008 11:54 AM Author: Razzle hideous cuck kitchen lol. A+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#9262715) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2008 1:29 PM Author: irate alcoholic market mediation 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#9263026) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2008 2:25 PM Author: mischievous house-broken wrinkle location subtle stagflation troll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#9263332) |
Date: May 1st, 2007 8:24 PM Author: jet-lagged giraffe parlour this thread could use a pic complilation! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044598) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:24 PM Author: low-t brunch gunner so far...this is all we've got, alas
http://www.hidebehind.com/557303 |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:29 PM Author: jet-lagged giraffe parlour surely there is a UM ug poster who can solve this problem? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044628) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:41 PM Author: Histrionic cordovan spot digit ratio Yes, but UM ug poster may not even realize he's in the wrong classroom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044685) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2008 1:32 PM Author: Mewling galvanic box office windowlicker Kinda looks like a little piggy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#9263054) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:27 PM Author: honey-headed hominid legend The "Nicole Matisse Craves Credits" thread are the 4th and 5th results in a google search for her, without quotes. 4th is the autoadmit, 5th is the xoxohth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044620) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:35 PM Author: low-t brunch gunner Wow...so they are!
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=1&forum_id=2
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&forum_id=2
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=nicole+matisse |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:36 PM Author: low-t brunch gunner Do you think douchebag Michael Fertik will take advantage of Nicole Matisse when she summons Reputation Defender for help? ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044659) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:38 PM Author: jet-lagged giraffe parlour that would be an unfortunate but expected outcome. surely she should come here for advice first! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044664) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:44 PM Author: Histrionic cordovan spot digit ratio If I had proof Ms. Matisse posted here, she would officially become marriage material. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044698) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:45 PM Author: Pink toaster orchestra pit *bats eyelashes* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044705) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:46 PM Author: jet-lagged giraffe parlour she already is if she says things like "These are the only C's ive ever had" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044707) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:44 PM Author: low-t brunch gunner Xactly.
She needs to check this out first:
http://onlinereputation.googlepages.com |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:39 PM Author: cruel-hearted yarmulke center OP should disguise himself as Michael Fertik to take advantage of Nicole Matisse. That is the only course left that is both decadent and shrewd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044667) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:43 PM Author: Histrionic cordovan spot digit ratio If there's even a hint that rat Fertik gets involved, you can consider me on the case. He must not be allowed to monopolize CGWBT everywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044696) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:51 PM Author: low-t brunch gunner TITCvow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044729) |
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Date: May 25th, 2007 11:10 AM Author: 180 party of the first part meetinghouse And Anna John...
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636202&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 2:13 PM Author: Cowardly insecure affirmative action striped hyena (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8048845) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 3:12 PM Author: low-t brunch gunner http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/05/classmate-caught-me-masturbating-to.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8091083) |
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Date: May 11th, 2007 8:56 AM Author: Pink toaster orchestra pit EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8101330) |
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Date: May 11th, 2007 9:20 AM Author: amber floppy goal in life stop posting that shit in every perverted thread, i'm getting tired of seeing it Nicole, you have to single-handedly prevent Wayne STTTATE from losing ABA accreditation.
hop to! |
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Date: May 12th, 2007 3:56 PM Author: Pink toaster orchestra pit My typing skillz are more than ample to propel my alma mater to legal fame!
At 200 wpm, my typing will make me a lock on a Supreme Court clerkship. I mean, that's what "clerks" do, right? Like, type n' stuff? |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 12:15 PM Author: low-t brunch gunner ugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8162174) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2008 1:30 PM Author: Pontificating boltzmann is she at wayne state? if so, why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#9263032) |
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Date: October 25th, 2007 11:27 PM Author: irate alcoholic market mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8814357) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2008 1:44 PM Author: Rusted filthy state Rach should really edit this or all you morons are gonna have a lawsuit coming. right now odds are that nobody in her family realizes that wayne state is a shithole joke. They are going to be REALLY upset when they read this thread. Also, what if she doesn't have C's? You might hit a nerve their too (that could be slander, even, supposing she really has D's).
I think this entire thread should be deleted.
Are you guys aware that the top three google hits for Nicole Matisse include TWO from xoxo?!? |
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Date: February 3rd, 2008 2:22 PM Author: Razzle hideous cuck kitchen LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#9263315) |