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Classmate caught me masturbating to Nicole Matisse, taking q's.
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Date: May 1st, 2007 7:38 PM Author: Flickering candlestick maker Saw that clip posted on CNN, couldn't control myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044425) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 7:45 PM Author: Laughsome spruce ladyboy You find typing hot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044448) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 7:46 PM Author: self-absorbed cruise ship filthpig my first sexual fantasy was mavis beacon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044453) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 7:48 PM Author: Laughsome spruce ladyboy so ur also into the multiracial typing foreplay
Edit: NTTAWWT |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 7:49 PM Author: self-absorbed cruise ship filthpig you got a problem with that? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044467) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 7:50 PM Author: Laughsome spruce ladyboy Edited above :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044475) |
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Date: May 4th, 2007 3:19 PM Author: Laughsome spruce ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8060196) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 7:57 PM Author: wonderful insane french chef I was so upset when I learned that Mavis Beacon is ENTIRELY fictional, and not even based on any real person. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044506) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 7:58 PM Author: Laughsome spruce ladyboy that didn't stop Howard Stern from masturbating to Aunt Jemima :p (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044510) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:07 PM Author: Flickering candlestick maker Pancake syrup is actually a great lubricant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044536) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:08 PM Author: Laughsome spruce ladyboy 1fucking80 (literally!) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044540) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 7:49 PM Author: Flickering candlestick maker Actually, I found that whole secretary number she was doing a huge turn-on. Not to mention that she was a naive hot teen. Add to that, she would actually respect how hard my law school studies are. I think you can see where my fantasy went.
I like her. You can see how big her tits are without it getting desperate, like many girls. |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 7:50 PM Author: Laughsome spruce ladyboy Can you describe the fantasized scenario? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044478) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:04 PM Author: Flickering candlestick maker Not in great detail. I'm pretty shitty at writing erotic litertaure. But it basically went like this:
I'll be summering at a New York law firm. Nicole Matisse shows up, looking for a job as a paralegal. I can see that she's not very qualified on her resume, but I decide to talk to her and take some pics for xoxo. We meet privately in my office. She and I discuss law school. She is amazed by how quickly I spot legal issues; having tried so hard to do so at Wayne State, she respects my genius. I offer to walk her though a sample exam. She takes dictation while I make her do other menial tasks. She's amazingly good at doc review. Suddenly, I realize that there's no more work left and I accidentally stammer this out, half-sorry to see her go. She leans in close and whispers, "I'm a little overachiever. I can't stand to see a job unfinished." She closes the door, unzips my pants, and gives me an incredible blowjob. I'm about to burst, but she says, "Give me some credit. I may skip ahead, but sometimes it's good to take it nice and slow." She unbuttons her white blouse and I quickly unsnap her bra. She smiles. "These are the only C's I've ever had," she says, fondling her boobs lovingly. I proceed to bend her over the table. As I plow her, she moans and screams, "Oh God, you're better than my behaviorial neuroscience professor." She orgasms loudly. Everyone in the office knows what I'm doing, but can't stop me because I'm a fucking summer. We make love the rest of the day.
"Dear God," I say, after exploding in her for the ninth time, "Your hot 19-year-old body is so wonderful."
"Next year, I'll be 20," she says.
I post the pics on xoxo. |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:07 PM Author: Magical scourge upon the earth 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044538) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:10 PM Author: peach bull headed giraffe 180.5 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044543) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:10 PM Author: self-absorbed cruise ship filthpig "these are the only C's Ive ever had"
hahhaahahhahahaaha |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:16 PM Author: cruel-hearted dilemma gaping Previously undiscovered talent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044566) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:23 PM Author: Laughsome spruce ladyboy Dammit, man! You missed your true calling!
As Nicole would say...
"4.0" |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:37 PM Author: orchid boiling water 180. Beautifully done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044661) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:53 PM Author: Lake vivacious lodge awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044743) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:54 PM Author: vigorous violet indirect expression lolz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044744) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 9:47 PM Author: judgmental vibrant principal's office You are a complete loser. A TTT named Andy Grimm is living your fantasy, while you masturbate pathetically to CNN clips. Kill yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8045024) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 10:14 PM Author: amber market mad cow disease i'm alerting reputation defender (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8045209) |
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Date: May 17th, 2007 2:36 PM Author: silver curious sanctuary so am I!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8131196) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 10:57 PM Author: Ruby pit 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8045478) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 11:19 PM Author: Charcoal Hall Subject: Wow...180 Didn't see this earlier. Very good job, OP. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8045650) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 12:02 AM Author: Thriller Demanding Center This is all kinds of brilliant. "Everyone in the office knows what I'm doing, but can't stop me because I'm a fucking summer."
""Next year, I'll be 20," she says." |
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 12:08 PM Author: learning disabled parlor Subject: 180 Some priceless quotes:
"I'll be summering at a New York law firm. Nicole Matisse shows up, looking for a job as a paralegal. I can see that she's not very qualified on her resume...."
"She smiles. "These are the only C's I've ever had," she says, fondling her boobs lovingly."
"Everyone in the office knows what I'm doing, but can't stop me because I'm a fucking summer."
"I post the pics on xoxo."
This is the credited fantasy.
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 12:10 PM Author: Magical scourge upon the earth Just because you never know:
Date: May 1st, 2007 8:04 PM Author: introuble
Not in great detail. I'm pretty shitty at writing erotic litertaure. But it basically went like this:
I'll be summering at a New York law firm. Nicole Matisse shows up, looking for a job as a paralegal. I can see that she's not very qualified on her resume, but I decide to talk to her and take some pics for xoxo. We meet privately in my office. She and I discuss law school. She is amazed by how quickly I spot legal issues; having tried so hard to do so at Wayne State, she respects my genius. I offer to walk her though a sample exam. She takes dictation while I make her do other menial tasks. She's amazingly good at doc review. Suddenly, I realize that there's no more work left and I accidentally stammer this out, half-sorry to see her go. She leans in close and whispers, "I'm a little overachiever. I can't stand to see a job unfinished." She closes the door, unzips my pants, and gives me an incredible blowjob. I'm about to burst, but she says, "Give me some credit. I may skip ahead, but sometimes it's good to take it nice and slow." She unbuttons her white blouse and I quickly unsnap her bra. She smiles. "These are the only C's I've ever had," she says, fondling her boobs lovingly. I proceed to bend her over the table. As I plow her, she moans and screams, "Oh God, you're better than my behaviorial neuroscience professor." She orgasms loudly. Everyone in the office knows what I'm doing, but can't stop me because I'm a fucking summer. We make love the rest of the day.
"Dear God," I say, after exploding in her for the ninth time, "Your hot 19-year-old body is so wonderful."
"Next year, I'll be 20," she says.
I post the pics on xoxo.
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 1:43 PM Author: silver curious sanctuary Actually, you'd need to *unhook* my bra...
;) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 2:00 PM Author: Idiotic Resort Organic Girlfriend I just doublecame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8048766) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 2:05 PM Author: Emerald Round Eye lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8048800) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 2:12 PM Author: racy shivering laser beams (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8048841) |
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 3:34 PM Author: Elite Greedy Nowag Property "but I decide to talk to her and take some pics for xoxo."
180^180 |
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 6:05 PM Author: silver curious sanctuary ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8050252) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 3:09 PM Author: Laughsome spruce ladyboy still 180 :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8091057) |
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Date: May 11th, 2007 9:18 AM Author: aromatic abnormal hominid 10 days old, but 180 none-the-less. Fucking Brilliant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8101347) |
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Date: October 22nd, 2007 4:19 AM Author: swashbuckling sound barrier chapel I believe this is the highest rated post in xoxo history. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8799327) |
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Date: October 25th, 2007 11:33 PM Author: Shimmering submissive piazza son of senegal that may be true. it's pretty great. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8814390) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2008 11:54 AM Author: Shimmering submissive piazza son of senegal lol. A+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#9262715) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2008 1:29 PM Author: Green Alcoholic Church 120 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#9263026) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2008 2:25 PM Author: Charismatic Space Hairy Legs subtle stagflation troll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#9263332) |
Date: May 1st, 2007 8:24 PM Author: self-absorbed cruise ship filthpig this thread could use a pic complilation! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044598) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:24 PM Author: Laughsome spruce ladyboy so far...this is all we've got, alas
http://www.hidebehind.com/557303 |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:29 PM Author: self-absorbed cruise ship filthpig surely there is a UM ug poster who can solve this problem? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044628) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:41 PM Author: Flickering candlestick maker Yes, but UM ug poster may not even realize he's in the wrong classroom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044685) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2008 1:32 PM Author: mischievous chest-beating genital piercing cuckold Kinda looks like a little piggy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#9263054) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:27 PM Author: peach bull headed giraffe The "Nicole Matisse Craves Credits" thread are the 4th and 5th results in a google search for her, without quotes. 4th is the autoadmit, 5th is the xoxohth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044620) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:35 PM Author: Laughsome spruce ladyboy Wow...so they are!
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=1&forum_id=2
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=620992&mc=3&forum_id=2
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=nicole+matisse |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:36 PM Author: Laughsome spruce ladyboy Do you think douchebag Michael Fertik will take advantage of Nicole Matisse when she summons Reputation Defender for help? ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044659) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:38 PM Author: self-absorbed cruise ship filthpig that would be an unfortunate but expected outcome. surely she should come here for advice first! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044664) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:44 PM Author: Flickering candlestick maker If I had proof Ms. Matisse posted here, she would officially become marriage material. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044698) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:45 PM Author: silver curious sanctuary *bats eyelashes* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044705) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:46 PM Author: self-absorbed cruise ship filthpig she already is if she says things like "These are the only C's ive ever had" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044707) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:44 PM Author: Laughsome spruce ladyboy Xactly.
She needs to check this out first:
http://onlinereputation.googlepages.com |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:39 PM Author: orchid boiling water OP should disguise himself as Michael Fertik to take advantage of Nicole Matisse. That is the only course left that is both decadent and shrewd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044667) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:43 PM Author: Flickering candlestick maker If there's even a hint that rat Fertik gets involved, you can consider me on the case. He must not be allowed to monopolize CGWBT everywhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044696) |
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Date: May 1st, 2007 8:51 PM Author: Laughsome spruce ladyboy TITCvow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8044729) |
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Date: May 25th, 2007 11:10 AM Author: floppy mahogany half-breed And Anna John...
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636202&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: May 2nd, 2007 2:13 PM Author: saffron turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8048845) |
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Date: May 9th, 2007 3:12 PM Author: Laughsome spruce ladyboy http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/05/classmate-caught-me-masturbating-to.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8091083) |
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Date: May 11th, 2007 8:56 AM Author: silver curious sanctuary EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8101330) |
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Date: May 11th, 2007 9:20 AM Author: aromatic abnormal hominid stop posting that shit in every perverted thread, i'm getting tired of seeing it Nicole, you have to single-handedly prevent Wayne STTTATE from losing ABA accreditation.
hop to! |
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Date: May 12th, 2007 3:56 PM Author: silver curious sanctuary My typing skillz are more than ample to propel my alma mater to legal fame!
At 200 wpm, my typing will make me a lock on a Supreme Court clerkship. I mean, that's what "clerks" do, right? Like, type n' stuff? |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 12:15 PM Author: Laughsome spruce ladyboy ugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8162174) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2008 1:30 PM Author: erotic stag film is she at wayne state? if so, why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#9263032) |
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Date: October 25th, 2007 11:27 PM Author: Green Alcoholic Church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#8814357) |
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Date: February 3rd, 2008 1:44 PM Author: Aqua immigrant Rach should really edit this or all you morons are gonna have a lawsuit coming. right now odds are that nobody in her family realizes that wayne state is a shithole joke. They are going to be REALLY upset when they read this thread. Also, what if she doesn't have C's? You might hit a nerve their too (that could be slander, even, supposing she really has D's).
I think this entire thread should be deleted.
Are you guys aware that the top three google hits for Nicole Matisse include TWO from xoxo?!? |
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Date: February 3rd, 2008 2:22 PM Author: Shimmering submissive piazza son of senegal LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=624775&forum_id=2#9263315) |