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Hilarious mockery of vapid slut Natasha Mitra
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Date: May 24th, 2007 10:12 AM Author: Marvelous Apoplectic Indirect Expression http://www.leveragedsellout.com/2007/05/fwd-a-suitable-girl/
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Mitra,
My name is Gopal Mehta, and I’m a 2nd year banking analyst at the most prestigious firm on Wall Street. This morning, I received an email from my mother that read; “Beta, how do you like this lovely Indian girl?” and she pasted me a link to the New York Magazine article featuring your daughter, the private equity associate at Carlyle, Natasha.
http://nymag.com/fashion/lookbook/32096/
As soon as I opened the link and saw your daughter there looking all glam and urban and hip, I knew we were destined for one another. I read her interview, and visions of us skipping about on icy mountaintops in tank tops and me riding in on a horse to wed Natasha have literally taken over my mind. The wedding I’m imagining will be make the Mittals’ look like a glorified civil union (I was Princeton, too. Imagine how much orange we could use!).
I’ve found myself spelling out NATASHA in my Excel worksheets with red formatted cells all day long (F4 facilitates doing this, fyi). The sweet sounds of bhangra are playing in my head even as I write this email.
Look at your daughter. Just look at her. She’s amazing.
Well, I mean, I can’t exactly see her from behind that huge ass duffel bag and those snowboarding goggles, but from what I can distinguish of her face, it looks like the $15k you invested in electrolysis has served its purpose (and with limited scarring — nice work!). On a side note, are you sure that bag’s Vuitton? I’m no expert, but it kinda looks like a sack of rice hung itself with a thick noose. Whatever, at this point my only other option here is Kavita, the IT chick that brings her lunch to work in a brown paper bag (how tragic is that, btw?).
Anyhow, back to the point. I know Natasha is “wild and crazy and different,” as she puts it, and that’s why I know we’d be good for each other—because we both pride ourselves on our individuality. I mean, heck, we’re both in Finance, right?
I also find it comforting Natasha has people who pick bags for her and decide what she will like; I, too, prefer to have my tastes being dictated to me. At the same time, though, Natasha buys from off-the-radar designers like Versace, Gucci, Dior, and D&G—and that’s exactly the kind of personal flair I’m looking for in a girl. Does she by any chance have a Vera Bradly small duffel?! Damn, those are hot.
Cause I’m an upfront guy, Mr. and Mrs. Mitra, I’ll put it out there so it’s not an issue in the future—I’m a year younger than Natasha. I urge you, though, not to weigh that too heavily. What I lack in age, I will make up for in prestige. I’ve already (basically) got a position secured at a top PE firm (I would have gone with Carlyle if I had realized that had such foxes), and I’m getting 800’s on all my practice GMATs. I’m not in at HBS just yet, but hey, at least I’m not Muslim, right?
Here’s the most important thing, though—I’ll take care of your daughter and treat her right. Natasha’s is all about “consuming.” As she says, “consuming is her specialty.” That’s classy. And as it turns out, I’m all about “providing.” Once she quits her job, I’ll provide her with a home, a stipend, and all the clothes and valium she’ll ever need. One thing: it might be a few months before I can take down $3,500 bags on a weekly basis. We do get to keep using your AMEX in the interim, right?
Your astrologer or ours?
Best, Gopal
p.s. I hope she’s talking about consuming goods and not consuming meat (not ok with Mommy, or Krishna for that matter). p.p.s. Please disregard entire email if you are South Indian and/or Christian.
Footnote:
Dear Bear, Sterns, & Co:
Perhaps a bit crude to post about your ex-Bankers in succession, but, as you understand, this could not be avoided. More importantly, it’s curious exactly what kind of environment at Bear (perhaps just the name) exists that facilitates your Bankers having such big chips on their shoulders that they need to show the world how blinged-out they are by talking to the media.
But either way, great with work both Natasha and Andrew. And please, keep doing what you’re doing.
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Date: May 24th, 2007 1:28 PM Author: Bull headed milk Jesus!
Could she be any _more_ asking to be laughed out of HBS??? |
Date: May 24th, 2007 10:15 AM Author: racy green casino puppy shut the fuck up loser. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8161793) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 10:16 AM Author: swashbuckling den background story titNtcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8161795) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 10:27 AM Author: Marvelous Apoplectic Indirect Expression Hi Natasha!
Bitch. |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 10:40 AM Author: racy green casino puppy No I'm serious. Shut the fuck up. You hate her because she is rich and hot.
The 16 year old virgin contingent of XOXO that want to do nothing but harrass women is really ruining the site. |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 10:44 AM Author: Marvelous Apoplectic Indirect Expression Hi Natasha!
Only you would deem yourself "hot"
htfhmf |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:10 AM Author: out-of-control ultramarine locus double fault Since when was she hot? You can't tell what her face looks like under those huge sunglasses. Or are you just assuming she's hot because she carries $3500 bags? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8161939) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:17 AM Author: racy green casino puppy Skinny. Good body structure. Face looks good from what you can see. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8161960) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:21 AM Author: Doobsian cyan fat ankles selfie She's fucking disgusting per the other thread. HTH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8161974) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:22 AM Author: Maroon Senate Gay Wizard link to full face pic? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8161976) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:22 AM Author: Thriller Office Scourge Upon The Earth not a full face but more close-up
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=636078&mc=2&forum_id=2 |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:22 AM Author: Thriller Office Scourge Upon The Earth Did you see the actual pic I posted of her? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8161978) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:25 AM Author: racy green casino puppy @work not gonna click a hidebehind url. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8161993) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:27 AM Author: Doobsian cyan fat ankles selfie (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8161997) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:27 AM Author: Maroon Senate Gay Wizard probably. attractive chicks would not be wearing sunglasses in all their pics. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8162003) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:27 AM Author: Marvelous Apoplectic Indirect Expression (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8162001) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:29 AM Author: Maroon Senate Gay Wizard that's a picture of anna the blogger you idiot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8162011) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 5:51 PM Author: Marvelous Apoplectic Indirect Expression Anna the blogger at sepiamunity? You mean that whore Anna John?
*This* ho Anna John? The slut Anna John wearing purple?
http://www.hidebehind.com/505248
http://www.hidebehind.com/87A9B5
http://www.hidebehind.com/18FADB
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=635189&forum_id=2#8163677)
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:29 AM Author: Doobsian cyan fat ankles selfie Too bad it isn't the same slut:( (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8162012) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 2:57 PM Author: Vermilion Insane Corn Cake EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwww!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8162890) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 5:46 PM Author: Bull headed milk Yeah, that's a different slut: Anna John. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8163762) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 1:42 PM Author: Deranged Karate School Cafeteria That's not a picture of her. Not even close. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8162524) |
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Date: February 27th, 2008 2:17 PM Author: ebony parlour dude she is NOT hot. she's nasty, and she probably smells too. she's indian after all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#9396378) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:29 AM Author: indecent crusty mood "You hate her because she is rich and hot"
Uh, no. |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:38 AM Author: Marvelous Apoplectic Indirect Expression titmfcr
Only Natasha, herself, wouldn't see how ass-bearingly vapid her remarks were.
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:39 AM Author: indecent crusty mood Furthermore, there are plenty of rich, hot girls who do not garner such mockery.
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:40 AM Author: racy green casino puppy You guys harrass almost any woman. T14 girls contest. Big titted YLS chick. ETc.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8162048) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:43 AM Author: Marvelous Apoplectic Indirect Expression Bullfuckingshit.
T14? Um, XO actually took the initiative to shut that shit down. Big tittied YLS Heide Iravani? If she hadn't blabbed off to Reputation Defender, the Washington Post, et al, she'd be nothing but a memory.
So come up with some real examples, hey? |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:45 AM Author: racy green casino puppy "So come up with some real examples, hey? "
This thread? |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:46 AM Author: Maroon Senate Gay Wizard circular reasoning much? this thread is an example of threads like this one? |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:48 AM Author: Marvelous Apoplectic Indirect Expression fcr
plus, OP cites the original source was elsewhere
http://www.leveragedsellout.com/2007/05/fwd-a-suitable-girl/ |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:49 AM Author: racy green casino puppy This thread is an example of XOXO harrassing women. You guys love to harrass and google bomb attractive women. It is VERY sad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8162085) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:54 AM Author: indecent crusty mood But not an example of "harrassing" women "just because they are hot and rich." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8162096) |
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Date: June 6th, 2007 7:12 PM Author: Ruddy Boltzmann Point http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=639291&mc=16&forum_id=2 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=634746&mc=13&forum_id=2 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=634752&mc=1&forum_id=2 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628033&mc=5&forum_id=2 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=630808&mc=4&forum_id=2 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628100&mc=32&forum_id=2 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=580549&mc=14&forum_id=2 http://216.22.25.177/~xoxohth/thread.php?thread_id=569172&mc=237&forum_id=2&PHPSESSID=a82a258e4d84498414483f2cd093be00 |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 12:02 PM Author: Maroon Senate Gay Wizard come on now -- she parodies herself. vapid is the only word that comes to mind after reading her New York magazine profile. Realize, SHE put herself out there. Seeking the public spotlight invites comment from the public. If she didn't want to be discussed, she should not have posed with a $3500 tote bag. |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 12:33 PM Author: racy green casino puppy And that big breasted yale girl put herself out in public to be harrassed? Cmon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8162229) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 12:58 PM Author: Marvelous Apoplectic Indirect Expression Big tittied YLS Heide Iravani? If she hadn't blabbed off to Reputation Defender, the Washington Post, et al, she'd be nothing but a memory.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8162060)
Got reading comprehension?
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Date: May 24th, 2007 2:08 PM Author: racy green casino puppy Because you disagree with her line of defense you get a free pass to harrass? Ok pal.
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Date: May 24th, 2007 2:32 PM Author: Marvelous Apoplectic Indirect Expression You wanna call her NATIONAL NEWS CAMPAIGN "defense"? Fine.
Then all XO did was defend itself, in turn, simply by pointing out the public record, e.g., that Heide Iravani's father is a felon:
http://xoxoreader.blogspot.com/2007/03/yls-1l-cgwbt-heide-iravani-has-felon.html
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=591653&mc=79&forum_id=2
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Date: May 24th, 2007 1:47 PM Author: Maroon Senate Gay Wizard Do you mean Heide Iravani | Free the Planet | Environment | Activist | Teen ... ? Winner of the Brower Youth Award? The Morris Udall Scholar? Heide Iravani of Ozone Action, Washington, D.C. Heide Iravani, the former Burch Fellow for her work with the Green Empowerment Water Project in Nicaragua? That despite her many public activities and affiliations, Heide is somehow not a public figure? Finally, does anyone know why her tits are so much bigger now than they were in the press photos of her accepting her prestigious Brower Youth Award at age 18? |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 1:49 PM Author: Marvelous Apoplectic Indirect Expression Operative theory?
Heide Iravani has breast implants. |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 12:03 PM Author: Marvelous Apoplectic Indirect Expression 1) She bombed herself in NY Magazine worse than we could EVER do!
2) Attractive? ::chortle:: Got LASIK? |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:47 AM Author: indecent crusty mood Jesus. You're flame, right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8162073) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 12:10 PM Author: Marvelous Apoplectic Indirect Expression titcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8162155) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:44 AM Author: Maroon Senate Gay Wizard The search for the hottest ls chick in america is a tribute, not harassment. consider lat's (article 3 groupie) search for the hotties of the federal judiciary. (weirdly, kozinski won.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8162063) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 12:22 PM Author: Marvelous Apoplectic Indirect Expression tiAtcr (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8162196) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:44 AM Author: Marvelous Apoplectic Indirect Expression credited (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8162061) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 10:19 AM Author: Shaky toaster Imagine how much orange we could use! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8161797) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 11:20 AM Author: Maroon Senate Gay Wizard "Hold that tiger!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8161966) |
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Date: May 24th, 2007 3:04 PM Author: vibrant masturbator azn Interesting--I think the LSO author and this chick were both at Princeton at the same time (maybe even classmates). And since they are both Indian, I wouldn't be surprised if they knew each other.
EDIT: Just realised that she is finishing her 2nd year at Carlyle, so she's probably two or three years older than the LSO author. |
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Date: June 6th, 2007 7:17 PM Author: infuriating legal warrant negative.
natasha was in Woodrow Wilson College when I was a resident there (first 2 yrs of college Princeton uses res colleges)... and i have no idea who the LSO author is. but i doubt we were in the same class.
Natasha Mitra '03 Home Information: Apartment #16-O 106 Central Park South New York, NY 10019-1575 Phone: (212) 977-6761 * indicates preferred address
Home Address Last Updated - 04/06/2006 Business Information: Associate The Carlyle Group 43rd Floor 520 Madison Avenue New York, NY 10022 Phone: (212) 381-8012
Bus. Address Last Updated - 07/13/2005 Degree Information: Undergraduate Woodrow Wilson School AB2003
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Date: May 24th, 2007 8:06 PM Author: Bull headed milk http://gawker.com/news/looking-at-the-look-book/jessica-joffe-and-faran-krentcil-administer-the-look-book-coup-de-grace-263301.php (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=636065&forum_id=2#8164381) |
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Date: June 6th, 2007 7:19 PM Author: Ruddy Boltzmann Point Natasha Mitra '03
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Home Information:
Apartment #16-O
106 Central Park South
New York, NY 10019-1575
Phone: (212) 977-6761
* indicates preferred address
Home Address Last Updated -
04/06/2006 Business Information:
Associate
The Carlyle Group
43rd Floor
520 Madison Avenue
New York, NY 10022
Phone: (212) 381-8012
Bus. Address Last Updated -
07/13/2005
Degree Information:
Undergraduate
Woodrow Wilson School
AB2003
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Date: June 6th, 2007 7:22 PM Author: infuriating legal warrant ya, use it wisely.
what's the name of the LSO person? i want to see if i know him/her? |