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ITT: I gradually turn $160 into $10K betting on sportsbook.com

updated 9/22/07
Glittery cocky school
  09/08/07
updated 9/22/07
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
nice
exhilarant tan trump supporter
  09/12/07
*hopes your comment remains appropriate*
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
comments?
Glittery cocky school
  09/08/07
you forgot the k after 160
Walnut arrogant home
  09/08/07
what site do you use?
Nighttime marvelous useless brakes messiness
  09/08/07
i use the phone
Walnut arrogant home
  09/08/07
sportsbook.com
Glittery cocky school
  09/08/07
I thought this was illegal now?
provocative startled mediation jap
  09/12/07
idk
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
broke even on the NCAA *bets $80 on the Patriots -6.5* *...
Glittery cocky school
  09/09/07
you didnt break even
Wild Drab Half-breed
  09/09/07
uh, maybe because the chargers haven't finished playing yet?
Glittery cocky school
  09/09/07
no, b/c you won the Texas game but lost the Michigan game. ...
Wild Drab Half-breed
  09/09/07
Exactly. Where's the vig? This clown is laying way too m...
Olive orchestra pit main people
  09/09/07
what is "the vig"?
Glittery cocky school
  09/09/07
It's the house's take on your bet, regardless whether you wi...
Olive orchestra pit main people
  09/09/07
oh, right... I haven't been breaking that down for my bets.....
Glittery cocky school
  09/09/07
numbers had been approximate thus far. will be exact from h...
Glittery cocky school
  09/09/07
*Takes proceeds from earlier Patriots game and bets addition...
Glittery cocky school
  09/09/07
I have almost $440 in my account.
Glittery cocky school
  09/09/07
*bets $70 that total points scored is less than 44.5 in Dall...
Glittery cocky school
  09/09/07
oh i also bet 110 (to win 100) on the Cowboys -6.5
Glittery cocky school
  09/09/07
So you bet $180 and you're only up $40? Could've been worse
Chocolate Mexican
  09/10/07
"*bets $70 that total points scored is less than 44.5 i...
Scarlet Balding Piazza Old Irish Cottage
  09/10/07
yeah that sucks, but at least I picked the Dallas victory co...
Glittery cocky school
  09/10/07
*bets $75 to win 65.22 on Bengals at -2.5* *bets $75 to w...
Glittery cocky school
  09/10/07
*clinches fist at Bengals victory* If 49'ers win, I'll be...
Glittery cocky school
  09/10/07
nice work bro
Heady nibblets
  09/10/07
*CLINCHES FIST AT 3 POINT SF VICTORY, SINGS "WE ARE THE...
Glittery cocky school
  09/11/07
SF -3 is a push right now. I doubt that was the line you act...
shaky toilet seat pervert
  09/11/07
fuck I did take -3. I forgot that a push means no profit. ...
Glittery cocky school
  09/11/07
Maybe you should have, you know, learned the basic mechanics...
Apoplectic reading party
  09/11/07
*shrug* I wouldn't have changed any of my bets anyway.
Glittery cocky school
  09/11/07
I have $534.30 in my account, meaning I won $374.30 for the ...
Glittery cocky school
  09/11/07
I predict failure. I kind of wish I could bet on it.
Apoplectic reading party
  09/11/07
You can. Bet against hime every time.
primrose medicated stag film generalized bond
  09/11/07
That would be kind of dumb. If he wins half the time, then ...
Apoplectic reading party
  09/11/07
*bets $100 on the Angels at -1.5 runs* *flips bird to hat...
Glittery cocky school
  09/11/07
*wakes up after nap to find Angels up 5-1-- is pleased*
Glittery cocky school
  09/11/07
*bets $34.30 to win $75.46 that Detroit Shock win at +220*
Glittery cocky school
  09/11/07
LOL you're betting on the fucking WNBA now? i applaud...
Ebony Hominid National
  09/13/07
Basketball is my favorite sport. I dont watch the WNBA, but...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
I'm not bothering to read through the next 200 posts or howe...
Olive orchestra pit main people
  09/14/07
What exactly have I written that constitutes the label "...
Glittery cocky school
  09/14/07
*continues to wish you good luck* *continues to think this ...
Olive orchestra pit main people
  09/14/07
ok truce then
Glittery cocky school
  09/14/07
YOU FUCKING NON-TRADS. I WIN AGAIN. $696.72 total in my ...
Glittery cocky school
  09/11/07
...
Glittery cocky school
  09/11/07
impressive. in a couple days you should buy a $1000 hooker a...
razzle parlor
  09/12/07
I'm waiting for the 10K marker, but ty for the advice
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
You'll never make it.
Wonderful circlehead
  09/12/07
That's what they told Tom Brady too
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
I'm really enjoying this thread and rooting for you dood.
Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy
  09/12/07
ty friend
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
*bets $75.00 to Win $58.59 on Pirates (-128)*
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
Date: September 12th, 2007 9:55 AM Author: american betting...
exhilarant tan trump supporter
  09/12/07
*clinches fist at Pirates victory* account is up to $755....
Wonderful circlehead
  09/12/07
"*clinches fist at Pirates victory* account is up t...
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
*bets Bet $55.31 to Win $48.10 that total runs in Rockies/Ph...
Wonderful circlehead
  09/12/07
"*bets Bet $55.31 to Win $48.10 that total runs in Rock...
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
Date: September 12th, 2007 3:56 PM Author: american betting...
exhilarant tan trump supporter
  09/12/07
Top of the 7th Col - 10 Phil - 0 looking good right...
exhilarant tan trump supporter
  09/12/07
12 runs. Another success for american bettingdood
Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy
  09/12/07
troof. you gambling with him yet?
exhilarant tan trump supporter
  09/13/07
*beats chest*
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
Thanks american betting dude. By following your bets I hope...
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/12/07
hey buddy, thanks for the love. I'll be extra careful now t...
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
i may jump on shortly as well
exhilarant tan trump supporter
  09/12/07
I would like to turn $16 into $1k.
Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy
  09/12/07
if you follow my system, you can do it. patience is key. ...
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
I will turn $160K into $10 mil. This will be a retirement t...
Disturbing brunch
  09/12/07
luls do i get commission?
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
Yeah, 2 and 20.
Disturbing brunch
  09/12/07
ty friend. what shall we drink to celebrate when we fill u...
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
Your call.
Disturbing brunch
  09/12/07
The blood of the (albeit very few) players and coaches of al...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
it would rule if this happened
exhilarant tan trump supporter
  09/13/07
I guess you could consider me a hedge fund manager now. *da...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
*bets $50.00 to Win $41.67 on Boston Redsox (-1.5 runs)*
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
I'm following this one, though only for $20. Let's have ...
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/12/07
I'm going to wait until friday (or saturday in some cases) t...
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
Tomorrow's games? WVU -17 @ MD TCU -8 @ Air Force
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/12/07
I'm weary of huge lines, so I'm staying away from the WVU ga...
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
I ruined your BoSox game 4 runs in the 1st inning for D-R...
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/12/07
This happened yesterday too, in the second inning they were ...
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
Fuck, BoSox won by one run! I needed 2.
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
dude, listen to me. you should never bet on the sox. i have ...
exhilarant tan trump supporter
  09/13/07
whats ur info?
supple codepig
  09/13/07
dude the yankees are so hot its terrified the fauxsox. they ...
exhilarant tan trump supporter
  09/13/07
ps, wtf? STFU what info. what an asshole i know the sox. i p...
exhilarant tan trump supporter
  09/13/07
*high five*
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
ty
exhilarant tan trump supporter
  09/13/07
It appears you are a competent gambler. So, friend, how do ...
Yapping windowlicker kitty cat
  09/12/07
Register at sportsbook.com and make a deposit. Making the b...
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
Neither does he. He didn't know what the fucking vig was, o...
Apoplectic reading party
  09/13/07
I knew what the vig was conceptually, just didn't know the n...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
so, you are the same faggot who made up the story about the ...
Walnut arrogant home
  09/12/07
you have me mixed up with someone else, friend
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
That was me dooder and I won way more than 1 game. It was 6...
misanthropic theater deer antler
  09/14/07
What do you think about these?
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/12/07
I'm probably going to bet on the first two lines. As f...
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
UVA is 0-2 ATS this season; as a result, the spread is far l...
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/13/07
I tried to sign up for sportsbook.com but the bastards decli...
Wonderful circlehead
  09/12/07
Were you trying to use a credit card?
Disturbing brunch
  09/12/07
Yeah. It's the only option offered.
Wonderful circlehead
  09/12/07
Credit cards don't work anywhere any more. Lately I've only...
Disturbing brunch
  09/12/07
Shit, really? Why do they even have the deposit page up then...
Wonderful circlehead
  09/12/07
CCs still work for non-Americans. You can set up a cash tra...
Disturbing brunch
  09/12/07
Got it. Thanks dood. americanbettingdood, I will follow ...
Wonderful circlehead
  09/12/07
*revolutionary fist*
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
I dont know what you're talking about. My deposit was made ...
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
WTF? Maybe I should take this as an omen.
Wonderful circlehead
  09/12/07
Don't give up yet dood. You should call or do a live chat w...
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
Flame. You cant use a debit card or any US issued credit car...
Walnut arrogant home
  09/13/07
I actually did. I honestly have no idea what yall are talki...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
Are you sure it wasn't an ACH transfer? I've deposited into...
Disturbing brunch
  09/13/07
Sure bet:
purple fanboi hall
  09/12/07
stfu?
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
*made $56.69 today*
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
*Bets $125.00 to Win $113.64 on TCU (-8)*
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
How do you determine bet size? Kelly?
Disturbing brunch
  09/12/07
Gut. *high five?*
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
Good luck to us. I'm not really inclined to bet against hom...
Disturbing brunch
  09/12/07
this is my inaugural. im getting in. $250 on this one, iv...
exhilarant tan trump supporter
  09/13/07
As long as you continue to bet with me consistently and prop...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
this could be interesting.
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/13/07
*Bets $6.25 to Win $5.43 on TCU (-8)*
Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy
  09/13/07
*running high five* *hustles away to continue watching Re...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
*drinks a whiskey* *goes to bed*
Glittery cocky school
  09/12/07
West Va is favored by 16.5 over Maryland. West Va is extreme...
Titillating site
  09/13/07
I like this bet.
Disturbing brunch
  09/13/07
Thanks for the tip, but I'm staying away. WV's backs are ju...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
As Wesley Snipes said in Passenger 51 "ALWAYS BET ON BL...
Mind-boggling buff death wish water buffalo
  09/13/07
So what are you guys thinking about USC at -10? Nebraska lo...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
OSU at -4 is solid. I would avoid USC with a double digi...
arousing property genital piercing
  09/13/07
should have waited, osu at -3 now
mint haunted graveyard
  09/15/07
Note to my homies-- I'm really, really digging the NFL li...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
You seem a good man and I have great respect for yur system ...
aphrodisiac black locale
  09/13/07
*clenches your paw for a handshake of brotherhood*
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
How do you feel about the free money sign being hung on the ...
aphrodisiac black locale
  09/13/07
Very excited about that line and will bet heavily, although ...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
Ruh-Roh
aphrodisiac black locale
  09/16/07
lofuckinl
Ebony Hominid National
  09/13/07
I'm going to join this venture
floppy internet-worthy kitchen
  09/13/07
welcome to the team dood *gives you an honorary "am...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
Alright dood. I've deposited $20. I'm going to follow along ...
Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy
  09/13/07
did you use a card or transfer?
Splenetic aquamarine library
  09/13/07
card
Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy
  09/13/07
This is the best thing on xoxo in a long time. I may also ju...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/13/07
Sunday's going to be a big day.. jump in then. *chest bum...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
*bets $53.41 on $56.08 on Reds -1.5 (+105)* (Confidence R...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
Yeah, Harang throwing should make this a decent pick.
Slimy area
  09/13/07
so close...
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/13/07
Same shit happened with the Red Sox yesterday. fucking base...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
I will trust your NFL picks ABD, NCAAF is my forte. Take a ...
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/13/07
I am aboard my good man, once my pay check is in my hands to...
Ebony Hominid National
  09/13/07
This has the potential to become one of xoxo's greatest thre...
exhilarant tan trump supporter
  09/13/07
Agreed. No matter which way it goes, I figure it should be e...
Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy
  09/13/07
Long live American Bettingdood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/13/07
*Braveheart-esque cry for freedom*
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
*eagerly awaits abd's next pick*
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/13/07
BODOG is BLOCKED at work GODDAMNITMOTHERFUCKER
Ebony Hominid National
  09/13/07
I'm nervous to get on sportsbook.com at work, hopefully I do...
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/13/07
no its not try www.newbodog.com there is a dispute ove...
Trip cruise ship shitlib
  09/15/07
correct... yet another reason to stay away from teh bodog
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
Went in on Maryland (+16.5 at the time) TCU (-8) and OSU (-4...
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/13/07
I'm taking abd's advice for all my NFL picks but I'm in on T...
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/13/07
whoah how'd you get such a nice TCU line - I just made the b...
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/13/07
I bet on TCU yesterday before abd called it. (i think xoxo ...
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/13/07
prolly dood. I'm waiting for the outcome of this weekend be...
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/13/07
*bets $75.00 to win $55.56 on Angels (-1.5)* If I don't w...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
I bet $3.75. I am a big roller. EDIT: Dammit, no I didn't...
Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy
  09/13/07
Didn't bet on Reds, put $15 on Angels.
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/13/07
*double high five*
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
this might be my favorite current thread *PUMPS FIST TO C...
Ebony Hominid National
  09/13/07
*runs, jumps and does the hip to hip thing football players ...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
tecmo bowl style BEAUTIFUL
Ebony Hominid National
  09/13/07
you betting on maryland/wvu tonight?
Judgmental turdskin
  09/13/07
Nah, I just don't feel right about betting on that game eith...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
Over/Under
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/13/07
If I were going to go with one of those over the other, I'd ...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
Just deposited $200. what do you guys think of these games: ...
electric jade regret
  09/13/07
I like michigan and okla st, dont know about the others
soul-stirring heaven ladyboy
  09/13/07
i think the okla st line may be the best of the 4...the 4pt ...
electric jade regret
  09/13/07
PSA: TCU game can be watched (with sopcast) here- http://ww...
Vermilion mewling temple cuckoldry
  09/13/07
ty
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
What's your balance?
Yapping windowlicker kitty cat
  09/13/07
500, but if TCU gets the spread (which it is on pace to do) ...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
fuck, i took this one at -8.5. i need another td
Odious Gaming Laptop
  09/13/07
don't sweat it, you're good.
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
touchdown
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
i will still be sweating this one out...I put down more than...
Odious Gaming Laptop
  09/13/07
how much? anyway, don't worry. TCU defense is dominating...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
i just started watching...their defense looks really good. i...
Odious Gaming Laptop
  09/13/07
son of a bitch. we need an unanswered TCU fg or td
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
what the fuck was that lousy excuse for a tackle on that wid...
Odious Gaming Laptop
  09/13/07
lol @ that stupid onside kick. TCU should score here.
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
fuckkkkk
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
i'm going to kill self if I lose three spreads in one day by...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
*kills self*
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
wow, this went from bad to completely gone in 10 minutes. i ...
Odious Gaming Laptop
  09/13/07
dude, wtf... it was 17-3 like 3 minutes ago
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
why bet on baseball? its too variable
Mind-boggling buff death wish water buffalo
  09/13/07
got bored due to lack of football games. i think i've lear...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
Dear teh ABD fans, I apologize for this dark, dark day. ...
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
*high five*
soul-stirring heaven ladyboy
  09/13/07
ty friend *drinks a whiskey, goes to bed*
Glittery cocky school
  09/13/07
*high five* the FREE MONEY sign is still out in South Ben...
Mind-boggling buff death wish water buffalo
  09/13/07
we're all behind you dood. *high five*
Rusted Vigorous Set Gay Wizard
  09/13/07
Don't worry, dood. We're all still with you. I also lost ...
Slimy area
  09/13/07
do you think that would be a good bet in the future? assumi...
Rusted Vigorous Set Gay Wizard
  09/13/07
MD had 16th best rushing D going into the game, but Slaton s...
Slimy area
  09/13/07
We're in this for the long haul. If it makes you feel any b...
Disturbing brunch
  09/14/07
I'm with you bro
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/14/07
*high fives* *deposits money to get in for the weekend* ...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/14/07
Let's do this!!! *firmly and manly pats american bettingd...
Slimy area
  09/14/07
It's caled killing time until the weekend gambling and it ha...
aphrodisiac black locale
  09/14/07
Keep the faith, american bettingdood.
arousing property genital piercing
  09/14/07
*hammer*
exhilarant tan trump supporter
  09/14/07
NFL lines
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/14/07
I got in on abd's picks when he hit a string of bad luck and...
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/14/07
*bets $110 to win $100 on Okie State at -10.5*
Glittery cocky school
  09/14/07
I am following you on this d00der, but 10.5 is a little high...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/14/07
I admit I'm on a bit of a tilt, but I think we'll be ok on t...
Glittery cocky school
  09/14/07
...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/14/07
Or, take the straight wager with the easy 20% increase. Eas...
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/14/07
the experts are saying take the home dog @ +10
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/14/07
Told you
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/15/07
should've listened man, thanks anyway. I shouldn't have ev...
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
Anybody else getting in on this? Edit: I meant the Ok St...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/14/07
I'm down. Although I'm more nervous about this bet than the...
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/14/07
I would recommend looking at Cincinnati at -7
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/14/07
Yes! This line was my big secret I was going to unleash on ...
Glittery cocky school
  09/14/07
This looks like a bit of a trap, maybe it's just a gut feeli...
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/14/07
Any reason (other than gut) you have to doubt the line?
Glittery cocky school
  09/14/07
33-10 2:33 left in the 3rd. I think this was a pretty safe b...
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/15/07
my apologies for ruining your secret.
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/14/07
nah man, it's all good.... it wasn't really a matter of keep...
Glittery cocky school
  09/14/07
Hey doods, I don't have ESPN2. Why is the game delayed? Li...
Glittery cocky school
  09/14/07
http://85.92.128.155/~myp2p/forum/viewforum.php?id=1350 ...
Judgmental turdskin
  09/14/07
no luck man... I have sopcast but I can't figure the shit ou...
Glittery cocky school
  09/14/07
nevermind.. it was very very complicated (i had to run VLC s...
Glittery cocky school
  09/14/07
5 minutes in
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/14/07
I am betting on a second half blow out. literally.
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/14/07
i dunno OSU D is getitng shredded.
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/14/07
21-3 Troy.
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/14/07
...
Wonderful circlehead
  09/14/07
this could be credited considering OSUs first team is lookin...
Rusted Vigorous Set Gay Wizard
  09/14/07
why did you edit and change author?
Rusted Vigorous Set Gay Wizard
  09/14/07
community account
Wonderful circlehead
  09/14/07
20-10. hmmmm
soul-stirring heaven ladyboy
  09/14/07
I'm glad I didn't bet the spread. . .
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/14/07
man that was pretty fucking cool though.
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/14/07
27-10
maroon well-lubricated selfie travel guidebook
  09/14/07
Bengals -7 over Browns. Bet heavily.
Mind-boggling buff death wish water buffalo
  09/14/07
credited. the browns don't even have a reliable qb. They tra...
Lake Stage Community Account
  09/14/07
*grasps aching heart* I make no excuses. Not only am I g...
Glittery cocky school
  09/14/07
One day, ABD, after you turn your 10K into 10 mil. and we ar...
supple codepig
  09/14/07
179
Vermilion mewling temple cuckoldry
  09/14/07
180 Long live ABD! *FIST IN THE AIR*
onyx dashing crackhouse place of business
  09/14/07
PS: Don't feel bad about losing on these TTT games. Everyo...
onyx dashing crackhouse place of business
  09/14/07
titcr
motley fortuitous meteor
  09/14/07
bro, you should have taken my advice about OSU - but it's...
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/14/07
"Do not bet on UNC" Pretty sure he already did....
motley fortuitous meteor
  09/14/07
its finally okay to bet on unc again. betting against uva i...
Wild Drab Half-breed
  09/14/07
Dude, what happened to "gradually"? I strongly ...
Disturbing brunch
  09/15/07
LOL. This has been the most goddamn entertaining thing I've ...
Slimy area
  09/15/07
Cincinnati is looking good
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/15/07
*straps suicide bomb to self, blows thread up*
Talented lemon goal in life
  09/14/07
*fearlessly puts out the flames* *certifies that it is sa...
histrionic chestnut lay
  09/14/07
*sends u envelopes full of mysterious white substance*
tripping dun skinny woman theatre
  09/14/07
*DECLARES WAR ON AFGHANISTAN*
big dead location
  09/14/07
*gets lung cancer after exposure to toxic thread dust*
histrionic chestnut lay
  09/14/07
*does nothing except invade Iraq*
big dead location
  09/14/07
*does nothing except consume gas and enjoy tax cuts*
Passionate macaca
  09/14/07
*scoffs*
adventurous umber headpube institution
  09/15/07
*scoffs back, then eats some freedom fries*
Passionate macaca
  09/15/07
*warns of the potential impact an obesity epidemic*
fantasy-prone mildly autistic state
  09/15/07
*does nothing except try to pass a ban on gay marriage and p...
big dead location
  09/15/07
*DEVESTATES THE URM/NON-TRAD POSTER POPULATIONS*
hateful menage laser beams
  09/15/07
*ignores, hangs out at ranch*
big dead location
  09/15/07
*spits out freedom fries in disgust, votes for democrats*
Passionate macaca
  09/15/07
*does nothing about Iraq, toxic thread dust, health care, or...
Razzmatazz station gunner
  09/15/07
*apathetic to all the above events* *posts every 20 secon...
vivacious affirmative action
  09/15/07
I literally laughed till I cried Best exchange in xo hist...
Rough-skinned infuriating senate
  09/15/07
titcr, this was amazing.
Mind-boggling buff death wish water buffalo
  09/15/07
titctitcr roffle
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
*brushes self off after terrorist attack*
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
wow, i can't believe i missed this. amazing.
fragrant peach blood rage
  09/23/07
this is the TITCR to the max
exhilarant tan trump supporter
  09/16/07
Don't worry abd, I will always believe in you. I have my mo...
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/15/07
*wakes you up* are you ready to PWN???
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
*wakens from drunken slumber* Today's the day I enter i...
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/15/07
Cincy I think is a lock. I don't know about UNC. 3 is pro...
topaz becky police squad
  09/15/07
Looking at Bodog: Holy shit, take UConn and the 30 fuckin...
topaz becky police squad
  09/15/07
Alright d00ds, its fucking gameday and I need to recover fro...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/15/07
*funnels all the beers, laffs* *eats a cheezburger*
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
*is shocked that you just funneled forty beers* *goes and...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/15/07
*vomits up some of teh cheezburger/beers, wipes off, continu...
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
$300 on 5 games
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/15/07
I'm a little worried about your Auburn pick dood... hope ...
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
Miss St. is garbage and Auburn wants to make a statement
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/15/07
Didnt realize they were playing Miss State. That is a good ...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/15/07
told yall Auburn sucks... I just could never in good conscie...
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
Living on the edge with the BC pick as well. So, is USC ...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/15/07
Lots of people have BC winning outright.
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/15/07
Still, it will be a close game. I think they will probably ...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/15/07
Pitt and Cincinnati look like they are going to pay. The Aub...
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/15/07
sorry man, I was rooting for you on that one
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
*deposits $30 to play sportsbook poker while he watches foot...
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
sportsbook poker is miserable...miserable
mint haunted graveyard
  09/15/07
You are like Rocky Balboa in Rocky IV: This thread started w...
chrome center
  09/15/07
He's more like Rocky Balboa in "Rocky:" everyone i...
Wonderful circlehead
  09/15/07
*sniffle* please leave my thread dood :(
Glittery cocky school
  09/16/07
Like I said, betting on UNC = mistake
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/15/07
apparently so. Also, Auburn blows ass.
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/15/07
Just put $10 on Ohio St (-2.5, bought a half point) and $10 ...
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/15/07
Florida to win outright? What does that pay?
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/15/07
LETS GO TARHEELS!!!! *puts on dillipidated Michael Jordan...
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
lol at UVA getting an interception as soon as I posted this
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
Bet on USC. It's the safest bet I have seen all year
sticky stain
  09/15/07
this is true
Judgmental turdskin
  09/15/07
apparently someone didn't see the ND-GT line
mint haunted graveyard
  09/15/07
12:30 games
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/15/07
shit, it doesn't appear that the cincy game is going to be o...
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
Can UNC pull it out for ABD? edit- :(
diverse flushed house dog poop
  09/15/07
*would have bet $120 on Florida at -7* *would have bet $120...
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
I won enough playing poker and blackjack to bet 50 on Florid...
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
*clinches ur fist!!!!*
saffron field
  09/15/07
god may have decided to put my betting habit out of its mise...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/15/07
*faith fully restored* I made a fucking mint on that cin...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/15/07
*pours out a 40 ouncer for cincy's victims*
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
*bets 445.53 to win 387.42 on USC at -9.5* Hefty, I know....
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
The problem isn't Neb, it's USC. Nobody really knows how goo...
topaz becky police squad
  09/15/07
I know. I don't recommend anyone following my lead on this ...
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
USC is WAYY overrated their ranking this season was based...
mint haunted graveyard
  09/15/07
Trust me, no one hates USC more than I do. But I think the...
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
Oh, I agree that they are capable of covering, but I highly ...
mint haunted graveyard
  09/15/07
USC is still a fucking machine. I hate them so bad, yet Pete...
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/15/07
whats the line on UNLV-Hawaii? Hawaii is overrated and UNLV ...
soul-stirring heaven ladyboy
  09/15/07
17
mint haunted graveyard
  09/15/07
that looks pretty good. Hawaii has been on the road forever ...
soul-stirring heaven ladyboy
  09/15/07
This seems like a very good bet. I'm rooting for everyone. ...
Citrine irradiated pit
  09/15/07
luls I just lost all the extra cash I had from the Florida/O...
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
why dont you make smaller bets?
mint haunted graveyard
  09/15/07
Since my bankroll shrunk from its high point I've been on ma...
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
i hate the bet, but good luck *high five*
mint haunted graveyard
  09/15/07
The combined xoxo community will will a USC win.
diverse flushed house dog poop
  09/15/07
I took Nebraska with points.
Disturbing brunch
  09/15/07
alright, ABD, i put $$ on USC. Don't let me down bro
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/15/07
*passes you a celebratory cigar*
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
Thanks bro, I heart you - looking forward to your NFL take. ...
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/15/07
I'm in heavy on this as well.
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/15/07
*pours champagne over ur head*
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
good bet, dood
mint haunted graveyard
  09/15/07
What do you guys think of taking Stanford -6.5 (buy a half p...
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/15/07
*tosses u the football* time for a drunken game of catch
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
how you feeling abd? except for the opening drive sc hasn't...
Wonderful circlehead
  09/15/07
*raises the roof*
Glittery cocky school
  09/15/07
*dap*
Wonderful circlehead
  09/15/07
USC seems a bit more impressive now.
Racy Azure Jewess Point
  09/15/07
heehehheheheheh. That line was a joke.
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/15/07
See my post at 2:38 pm today. I told you to bet USC. It's al...
sticky stain
  09/15/07
When do we get your NFL picks?
Racy Azure Jewess Point
  09/16/07
...
Glittery cocky school
  09/16/07
ABD'S NFL PICKS (EARLY GAMES):
Glittery cocky school
  09/16/07
I joined you for $5 each on Bengals, Saints, and Packers.
Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy
  09/16/07
those bets look pretty good. joined you for 20 dollars on th...
adulterous alcoholic toaster
  09/16/07
I dunno about the Packers, man, I like Brett as much as the ...
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/16/07
*bet 362.98 to win 315.63 on Bengals (-7)* Ouch
aromatic garrison
  09/16/07
*leaves blackjack room with $115* *additionally bets $115...
Glittery cocky school
  09/16/07
abd - you caked on that usc game...i wish i had the balls to...
nofapping maize university lettuce
  09/16/07
*high fives around the house* Today was a great day! A c...
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/16/07
anyone have thoughts on these bets? Lions to win -3 Falc...
nofapping maize university lettuce
  09/16/07
Did you not watch them play the Saints?
Racy Azure Jewess Point
  09/16/07
i mean - Indy dismantled NO - and they made it to the NFC ch...
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/16/07
I know what Indy did last week. Last year they could not sto...
nofapping maize university lettuce
  09/16/07
My pics
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/16/07
everyone should get in on the saints now, they were -4 when ...
nofapping maize university lettuce
  09/16/07
yea... i bet on the saints against indy, got burned, they're...
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/16/07
WTF, Eli Manning is all of a sudden healthy this morning? ...
Glittery cocky school
  09/16/07
Its okay dood, I think that Cincy, NO, and Indy are all goin...
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/16/07
anyone have a way to stream the games?
nofapping maize university lettuce
  09/16/07
I'm just watching the Indy game on CBS and the others on ESP...
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/16/07
NO? I don't think so. Cincy could be close
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/16/07
actually, GB is looking pretty good, wouldn't you say? And ...
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/16/07
TOUCHDOWN BUBBA FRANKS
Mind-boggling buff death wish water buffalo
  09/16/07
best thread in months
exhilarant tan trump supporter
  09/16/07
fuck looks like saints have their work cut out for them
nofapping maize university lettuce
  09/16/07
*sigh*
Glittery cocky school
  09/16/07
Packers - yes Indy - maybe Cinci - doubtfull NO - NO
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/16/07
WTF is up with the browns.
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/16/07
no need to worry all, throw money on the seahawks -2.5, this...
nofapping maize university lettuce
  09/16/07
I definitely would have, but all my money (the little of it ...
Glittery cocky school
  09/16/07
major pwnage, sorry bro
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/16/07
yep. I mean honestly... who the fuck expected the Browns to...
Glittery cocky school
  09/16/07
the pwnage in this thread is amazing
Wonderful circlehead
  09/16/07
I'm thinking about putting all my money (~400) on the patrio...
Glittery cocky school
  09/16/07
Dude, buy to make (-3). Trust me on this one. Then go fo...
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/16/07
I'm going to play it at -3, but I'm not going to buy until I...
Glittery cocky school
  09/16/07
If anything the line is going to go up -4, I think.
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/16/07
I think "patience is key." Date: September 12th...
Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy
  09/16/07
I need to chill out, don't I? How much should I bet on t...
Glittery cocky school
  09/16/07
I agree with the guy above who said that betting more than 1...
Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy
  09/16/07
1/5 it is then.
Glittery cocky school
  09/16/07
Let me know what you decide to do. Despite being only 1 for ...
Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy
  09/16/07
I have all my $$$ tied up in Pats and Redskins. Granted, I ...
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/16/07
Heh. I may go more than 1/5 on the Pats. :/
Glittery cocky school
  09/16/07
I mean, it's your hard-earned cash - but in the words of Adm...
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/16/07
You're kidding yourself if you think this game wont be extre...
Judgmental turdskin
  09/16/07
I did buy the FG margin, it's gonna be close, to be sure, bu...
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/16/07
SD doesn't stand a chance of pulling off a 4th q. comeback a...
Wonderful circlehead
  09/16/07
*loses $29.55 playing blackjack* *updates the OP's*
Glittery cocky school
  09/16/07
Do you guys like the new format of the OP?
Glittery cocky school
  09/16/07
*bets 202.50 to win 150.00 on Patriots, -3*
Glittery cocky school
  09/16/07
Alright, I'm in for $5 on this dood.
Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy
  09/16/07
Sorry I didn't take your 1/5 advice. But you did talk me o...
Glittery cocky school
  09/16/07
That's the right call, I think. . . what are your thoughts o...
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/16/07
I should have taken my profitable Saturday and waited until ...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/16/07
judging by the opening drive, I think our cash is safe.
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/16/07
24 - 0 Pats
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/16/07
nice bet sir
wine keepsake machete
  09/16/07
that's awesome. I'm going to start doing this on sure thing...
very tactful sienna factory reset button roast beef
  09/16/07
lol... from the (edited) OP:
wine keepsake machete
  09/16/07
*wishes he bet more on the pats*
Rusted Vigorous Set Gay Wizard
  09/16/07
me too
Glittery cocky school
  09/16/07
srsly.. and $200 LESS on the bengals. fuck
Wonderful circlehead
  09/16/07
*bets $198.05 to win $107.05 on Redskins +10 (bought 3 point...
Glittery cocky school
  09/16/07
Any baseball games I should throw $75 on tomorrow? Since I'...
Glittery cocky school
  09/16/07
stick to football friend, I know it's tempting but baseball ...
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/16/07
Monday, September 17 Yankee Stadium | 7:05 PM ET BAL ...
exhilarant tan trump supporter
  09/16/07
Yank's will be burnt out after their late game with the Boso...
wine keepsake machete
  09/17/07
So looking at next weeks games it looks like AF (+10) v BYU ...
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/17/07
I concur dood
Glittery cocky school
  09/18/07
*high fives around the house* My comeback has begun (al...
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/18/07
Penn State - 2.5 @ Michigan. Unless there is something I'...
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/18/07
Nope...stay away
Boyish Pisswyrm Stage
  09/18/07
why?
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/18/07
Despite Michigan's horrible first two games, they have to be...
Boyish Pisswyrm Stage
  09/18/07
I am a genius
Boyish Pisswyrm Stage
  09/24/07
Also...
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/18/07
Don't know about the others. I'm staying away from utah tho...
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/18/07
A few More....
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/18/07
*clenches fist at Redskins victory/my comeback*
Glittery cocky school
  09/17/07
*high five*
Mind-boggling buff death wish water buffalo
  09/18/07
You mean redskins victory? U should hire me as a permanen...
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/18/07
haha, my bad. thanks for pointing out the gaffe apparent...
Glittery cocky school
  09/18/07
*chest bump*
Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy
  09/18/07
this kind of late, but I bet $32.60 to win $53.79 on the Roc...
Glittery cocky school
  09/18/07
yay!
Glittery cocky school
  09/18/07
*bets 11.39 to win 13.10 on Braves/Marlins under 10.5* *bet...
Glittery cocky school
  09/18/07
I think every post you make from now on should include your ...
bossy market
  09/18/07
current balance (including money in open bets) is 711.39. ...
Glittery cocky school
  09/18/07
baseball was good to me today
Glittery cocky school
  09/19/07
Thoughts on TAMU vs. UMiami?
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/19/07
*slaps american betting dood playfully on ass* and tells to ...
Ebony Hominid National
  09/19/07
*bets 110.94 to win 100.85 on Texas A&M/Miami over 46.5*...
Glittery cocky school
  09/20/07
What the fuck are you doing? There is free money on that gam...
topaz becky police squad
  09/20/07
You really think that Miami is gonna blow it out?
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/20/07
I said to bet on TAMU +3 in my previous post. The value i...
topaz becky police squad
  09/20/07
"Miami's defense is top-10 in the nation" link?
Glittery cocky school
  09/20/07
The game's about to start, so I'm not going to rifle through...
topaz becky police squad
  09/20/07
They have the number 26 defense in the country in terms of t...
Glittery cocky school
  09/20/07
I'm glad I bet on Miami - but I also took ABD's stupid over ...
Heady nibblets
  09/20/07
"ABD's stupid over line" Final score: 34-17 ...
Wonderful circlehead
  09/20/07
titcr - though he got very very lucky on a last minute up fo...
Heady nibblets
  09/20/07
these teams will put up 50+
Judgmental turdskin
  09/20/07
The score could easily be 23-20. In fact, it could easily be...
topaz becky police squad
  09/20/07
oops
Judgmental turdskin
  09/20/07
you got it bro. . .
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/20/07
wow that was something
Coral Fighting Address
  09/20/07
Wow, last gasp. Miami players shaving points?
free-loading ruby juggernaut
  09/20/07
haha, i was holdin my breath there for a minute
Judgmental turdskin
  09/20/07
$911.48 in the account fellas. *buys you all a round*
Glittery cocky school
  09/20/07
Haha that super lame last hail mary saved your ass.
topaz becky police squad
  09/20/07
nice call on TAMU
Glittery cocky school
  09/20/07
It really all was Kyle Wright succeeding at the passing game...
topaz becky police squad
  09/21/07
*bets $160.00 to win $100.00 on Oklahoma (-21)* (yes, I k...
Glittery cocky school
  09/20/07
Take all of your money and put it on Georgia Tech -3 vs. UVA...
know-it-all psychic karate
  09/20/07
I was looking at that too. Too bad these goddamn lines are n...
topaz becky police squad
  09/21/07
Agreed
Judgmental turdskin
  09/21/07
Nice one. With this win, I am nearly at even from my origina...
Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy
  09/22/07
*extends fist looking for rock from ABD* Nothing beats th...
Shivering friendly grandma liquid oxygen
  09/21/07
What do you guys think of AF +13.5 v. BYU? Seems like a loc...
stubborn opaque partner
  09/21/07
DO NOT USE SPORTSBOOK.COM!!!!! http://www.sportsbookrevie...
bistre stirring locus faggot firefighter
  09/22/07
ty dood. once I cash out with them I'll find somewhere else...
Glittery cocky school
  09/23/07
pressed for time but here are my bets doods: bet 200.00...
Glittery cocky school
  09/22/07
penn state might lose
soul-stirring heaven ladyboy
  09/22/07
you could well be right, but i'm nervous about psu. i did fo...
Wonderful circlehead
  09/22/07
I did too, but I gotta say, it's not looking too good.
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/22/07
Looks like ABD is going to have a shit day. Is there a way ...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/22/07
I should stop betting with abd. I jinx him.
Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy
  09/22/07
Its your half ass commitment to the enterprise, demonstrated...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/22/07
I'm poor. I only deposited $20. $5 is the minimum bet they w...
Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy
  09/22/07
How is $5 even worth the time to make the bet?
Canary Public Bath
  09/22/07
Bet something with long odds?
Ocher meetinghouse
  09/22/07
I'm just having fun playing along with the thread. I don't k...
Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy
  09/22/07
It doesn't work like that. Your minimum bet shouldn't be mor...
Wonderful circlehead
  09/23/07
I actually like Mich in that game.
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/22/07
I actually like Mich in that game.
massive sound barrier parlour
  09/22/07
So far, I am 2 for three. GT let me down b/c Chan is worst ...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/22/07
When do we get the NFL picks?
Racy Azure Jewess Point
  09/23/07
with $701.69 in account... bet 150.00 to win 136.36 on Co...
Glittery cocky school
  09/23/07
Sorry, this is a dumb question, but how do you bet on Pats s...
Wonderful circlehead
  09/23/07
Sportsbook > Football > NFL Sunday Game Props
Glittery cocky school
  09/23/07
ty
Wonderful circlehead
  09/23/07
Bet $141.79 to Win $128.90 on Rams +3.5
Glittery cocky school
  09/23/07
That 49ers bet seems suspect.
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/23/07
I didn't read until after I placed the bet that one of SF's ...
Glittery cocky school
  09/23/07
Alright abd. If you could make one bet (which is exactly wha...
Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy
  09/23/07
colts. texans don't have andre johnson this week.
Glittery cocky school
  09/23/07
*bets $9.63 to win $8.37* That's my whole stack. So far I...
Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy
  09/23/07
*pumps fist*
Glittery cocky school
  09/23/07
abd, would you consider starting a part 2 thread?
Wonderful circlehead
  09/23/07
maybe dood. I'll look into it after today's bets
Glittery cocky school
  09/23/07
That should be what happens. This is getting unwieldy.
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/23/07
As unwieldy as this thread is (and I have slow internet, so ...
Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy
  09/23/07
Maybe title it "I reload my Sportsbook.com account with...
Canary Public Bath
  09/23/07
Sorry american bettingdood, that loss wiped me out. It was ...
Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy
  09/23/07
Oh and by the way, I cleaned up yesterday with the following...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/23/07
Retrospective posts are no good. Post that shit beforehand.
bistre stirring locus faggot firefighter
  09/23/07
This is probably credited. I will remember this in the futu...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/23/07
FWIW, I bet the Colts - 7 and Pittsburgh + 10. I hated to b...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/23/07
ALL OPEN BETS: 1. bet 150.00 to win 136.36 on Colts -6.5 ...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/23/07
early NFL games have been fucking. brutal. I have 205.65 ...
Glittery cocky school
  09/23/07
You've gone on tilt.
Canary Public Bath
  09/23/07
That was a drastic but hopefully safe move. I would hate to ...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/23/07
Hell of a time for Joey Football to start winging it.
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/23/07
You're finished, dood.
swashbuckling cyan tanning salon
  09/23/07
ABD is broke. Will he refund with another 100? I hope ...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/23/07
LOL OWNED
floppy internet-worthy kitchen
  09/23/07
credited. though he did have some bad beats.
swashbuckling cyan tanning salon
  09/23/07
Putting everything at the end on that parlay was pretty dumb
floppy internet-worthy kitchen
  09/23/07
Especially on the Skins.
swashbuckling cyan tanning salon
  09/23/07
the day the muuuusic ...died
Mind-boggling buff death wish water buffalo
  09/23/07
Now Now, I am not giving up hope yet.......
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/23/07
Dear ABD fans, First of all, thank you for your friendshi...
Glittery cocky school
  09/23/07
Learn to play poker -- it is the only way that you can actua...
Canary Public Bath
  09/23/07
tried that. guess gambling is just not for me
Glittery cocky school
  09/23/07
You actually need to get good at it -- there are enough idio...
Canary Public Bath
  09/23/07
I hope some BIGLAW dudes get together and donate 10K to your...
supple codepig
  09/23/07
You had a good overall record. What did you end up with, ar...
Disturbing brunch
  09/23/07
thank you very much for this comment
Glittery cocky school
  09/23/07
WE WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU AMERICAN BETTING DOOD!!! BEST T...
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/23/07
Who is going to take his place? I need my XOXO betting fi...
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/24/07
I'm already on it d00der. I don't bet on baseball. But I w...
lascivious shimmering gas station milk
  09/24/07
will you put it here? or start your own?
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/24/07
I'm not gonna name names...but somebody is in first place in...
Judgmental turdskin
  09/24/07
link?
thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
  09/24/07
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/college/25893
Judgmental turdskin
  09/24/07
I only ask that any future threads be somehow named after me...
Glittery cocky school
  09/24/07
I refuse to let this thread die. Long live ABD!! So yo...
Citrine irradiated pit
  09/25/07
Coming next month: The POKER thread! I'm going to try my h...
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/24/07
*bows head and raises single solitary fist*
Ebony Hominid National
  09/24/07
ITT: I gradually turn $160 into $0 betting on sportsbook.com
bistre stirring locus faggot firefighter
  10/28/07
Like the south, americanbettingdood shall rise again
Ebony Hominid National
  11/13/07
come here americanbettingdood. get yourself another $160 its...
Wonderful circlehead
  11/13/07
herro?
Wonderful circlehead
  12/03/07
First!
Bat Shit Crazy Plaza Pozpig
  12/03/07
I've heard your calls. I have returned.
Glittery cocky school
  01/11/08
OMGZ!!!!!! The football season is almost over though. :(
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  01/11/08
basketball is actually my forte though
Glittery cocky school
  01/11/08
Brother! *RAISES SINGLE SOLITARY FIST THEN EMBRACES BETTI...
Ebony Hominid National
  01/11/08
Fellows, please be advised I will make my triumphant return ...
Glittery cocky school
  09/21/08
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Bright jet-lagged lodge
  09/21/08
*dusts off old moniker while giving a triple fist pump*
Cerebral mad-dog skullcap
  09/22/08
*throws fist into air*
Unhinged excitant theater stage
  09/22/08


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Date: September 8th, 2007 12:25 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school
Subject: updated 9/22/07

CURRENT TOTAL: $701.69 (includes $ invested in open bets)

*******************************************************************************************

~~AMERICAN BETTINGDOOD'Z HALL OF FAME~~

1. american bettingdood

2. [empty]

*******************************************************************************************

ALL OPEN BETS:

1. bet 150.00 to win 136.36 on Colts -6.5

2. bet 150.00 to win 130.43 on Chargers -5.5

3. bet 150.00 to win 125.00 on 49ers +10

4. bet 110.00 to win 95.65 on Pats scoring over 29 points

5. bet 141.79 to Win 128.90 on Rams +3.5

*******************************************************************************************

OVERALL BETTING RECORD: 23-13-1

FOOTBALL: 15-9-1

NFL FB: 8-3-1

NCAA FB: 7-5

BASEBALL: 7-3

WNBA RECORD: 1-0

RECORD OF TEAMS BETTED ON, NOTWITHSTANDING SPREAD: 24-9

*******************************************************************************************

HISTORY OF WON BETS:

1. Texas, -9, $85.00 to win $77.27. 9/08

2. Patriots, -6.5, $80.00 to win $76.19. 9/09

3. Chargers, -6.5, $80.00 to win $72.73. 9/09

3. Chargers, -7, $75.00 to win $62.50. 9/09 (later bet)

4. Seahawks, -6, $31.19 to win $25.99. 9/09

4. Seahawks, -6, $50.00 to win $41.67. 9/09 (later bet)

5. Cowboys, -6.5, $110.00 to win $100.00. 9/09

6. Bengals, -2.5, $75.00 to win $65.22. 9/10

7. Angels, -1.5, $100.00 to win $86.96. 9/11

8. Detroit Shock, +220, $34.30 to win $75.46. 9/11

9. Pirates, -128, $75.00 to win $58.59. 9/12

10. Rockies/Phillies over 11, $55.31 to win 48.10. 9/12

11. Cincinati (NCAA), -7, $200.00 to win 190.48. 9/14

12. Gators, -7, $50.00 to win $43.48. 9/15

13. Ohio St., -3, $60.00 to win $54.55. 9/15

14. USC, -9.5, $ 445.53 to win $387.42. 9/15

15. Packers, +2.5, $110.00 to win $100.00. 9/16

15. Packers, +2.5, $115.00 to win $104.55. 9/16 (later bet)

16. Patriots, -3, $202.05 to win $150.00. 9/16

17. Redskins, +10, $198.05 to win 107.05. 9/17

18. Rockies, -1.5, $32.60 to win $53.79. 9/18

19. Braves/Marlins under 10.5, $11.39 to win $13.10. 9/18

20. Reds, +128, $10.00 to win $12.60. 9/18

21. Pirates/Padres over 7.5, $50.00 to win $55.00. 9/18

22. Texas AM/Miami over 46.5, $110.94 to win $100.85. 9/20

23. Oklahoma, -21, $160.00 to win $100.00. 9/21

...........................................................

HISTORY OF NO ACTION/PUSH BETS:

1. 49ers, -3, $75.00 returned. 9/10

...........................................................

HISTORY OF LOST BETS:

1. Michigan -7, $80.00 lost. 9/08

2. Giants/Cowboys under 44.5, $70.00 lost. 9/09

3. Red Sox, -1.5, $50.00 lost. 9/12 *

4. Reds, -1.5, $53.41 lost. 9/13 *

5. TCU, -8, $125.00 lost. 9/13

6. Angels, -1.5, 75.00 lost. 9/13

7. Oklahoma St., -10.5, $110.00 lost. 9/14

8. UNC, -3, $139.48 lost. 9/15

9. Bengals, -7, $362.98 lost. 9/16

10. Saints, -3, $170.00 lost. 9/16

11. Colts, -7, $150.00 lost. 9/16 *

12. Penn St., -3, $200.00 lost. 9/22

13. UNC, +10, $110.00 lost. 9/22

*-denotes winner who did not cover the spread.

*******************************************************************************************

TOTAL # OF TERRORIST ATTACKS IN THIS THREAD: 1

(See: http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642228 )

******************************************************************************************

NOTICE: AMERICAN BETTINGDOOD NOW ACCEPTING DONATIONS!!!

If you want to donate to my sportsbook account, you now can!

HOW TO SEND AMERICAN BETTINGDOOD $$$:

1. Find a vendor of Visa gift cards, which look and work like debit cards. Many of your local retailers (e.g. some CVS stores) will have them on racks in their stores next to regular gift cards. Or you can hit up a website (e.g. http://www.giftcards.com/) for one. For those of you super concerned about anonymity, I would suggest the former option, since I'm pretty sure you can just pay the clerk cash to load the card.

2. Load your desired amount. $25 is the usual minimum, and $500 the usual max.

3. Email me the gift card number, card verification number, and amount at americanbettingdood@gmail.com.

MY PLEDGE TO DONORS:

I won't withdraw a dime from Sportsbook until I reach the original $10K goal.

BENEFITS OF DONATING:

All donors become permanent honorary members of the american bettingdood Hall of Fame, meaning they get their XOXO usernames recognized at the top of this legedary thread. As a HOF member, everyone here will know ur a cool dood.

For more information about donating to ABD, shoot me an email at americanbettingdood@gmail.com.

PRIVACY POLICY:

There is none! I should never know who you are.

*******************************************************************************************

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8614535)





Date: September 12th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school
Subject: updated 9/22/07

Highest Total: $1011.69 on 09/20.

Lowest Total (after all open bets decided): $162.27 on 9/08.

______________________

9/07 Deposit: $150.00

Added first-deposit bonus: $15.00

Total initial amount for betting: $165.00

9/15 deposit*: $30

Total money deposited into account: $180.00

*I used this to dick off and play blackjack while I was waiting on the outcome of open bets which I had all my money frozen into. Not something I regularly do.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630292)





Date: September 12th, 2007 12:55 AM
Author: exhilarant tan trump supporter

nice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630310)





Date: September 12th, 2007 12:56 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*hopes your comment remains appropriate*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630316)





Date: September 8th, 2007 12:43 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

comments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8614572)





Date: September 8th, 2007 12:44 PM
Author: Walnut arrogant home

you forgot the k after 160

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8614574)





Date: September 8th, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: Nighttime marvelous useless brakes messiness

what site do you use?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8614579)





Date: September 8th, 2007 12:49 PM
Author: Walnut arrogant home

i use the phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8614582)





Date: September 8th, 2007 12:52 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

sportsbook.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8614589)





Date: September 12th, 2007 4:16 PM
Author: provocative startled mediation jap

I thought this was illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632033)





Date: September 12th, 2007 6:06 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

idk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632450)





Date: September 9th, 2007 2:45 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

broke even on the NCAA

*bets $80 on the Patriots -6.5*

*bets $80 on the Chargers -6.5*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8617766)





Date: September 9th, 2007 4:35 PM
Author: Wild Drab Half-breed

you didnt break even

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8619322)





Date: September 9th, 2007 5:21 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

uh, maybe because the chargers haven't finished playing yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8619541)





Date: September 9th, 2007 5:30 PM
Author: Wild Drab Half-breed

no, b/c you won the Texas game but lost the Michigan game. if you win 1 and lose 1 gambling, you lose. this is how the house wins you goddman fucking moron.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8619563)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:49 PM
Author: Olive orchestra pit main people

Exactly. Where's the vig?

This clown is laying way too many points. Good luck, my friend, you're going to need it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8620305)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:53 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

what is "the vig"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8620332)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:57 PM
Author: Olive orchestra pit main people

It's the house's take on your bet, regardless whether you win or lose.

See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vigorish

Can't lay a bet w/o it, and it's a killer over time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8620351)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

oh, right... I haven't been breaking that down for my bets... but it's not that much... I'll start breaking it down for yall tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8620365)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:50 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

numbers had been approximate thus far. will be exact from here on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8620311)





Date: September 9th, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*Takes proceeds from earlier Patriots game and bets additional $75 on Chargers (-7) and $80 on Seahawks (-6)*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8619275)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:51 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

I have almost $440 in my account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8620322)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:58 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*bets $70 that total points scored is less than 44.5 in Dallas/NYG game*

(Bet $70.00 to Win $63.64)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8620354)





Date: September 9th, 2007 8:33 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

oh i also bet 110 (to win 100) on the Cowboys -6.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8620591)





Date: September 10th, 2007 9:54 AM
Author: Chocolate Mexican
Subject: So you bet $180 and you're only up $40? Could've been worse

...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8622894)





Date: September 10th, 2007 10:20 AM
Author: Scarlet Balding Piazza Old Irish Cottage

"*bets $70 that total points scored is less than 44.5 in Dallas/NYG game*"

Dallas only scored 45.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8622929)





Date: September 10th, 2007 10:33 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

yeah that sucks, but at least I picked the Dallas victory correctly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8625543)





Date: September 10th, 2007 9:55 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*bets $75 to win 65.22 on Bengals at -2.5*

*bets $75 to win 62.50 on 49'ers at -3*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8625367)





Date: September 10th, 2007 10:31 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*clinches fist at Bengals victory*

If 49'ers win, I'll be up to approx. 600 total.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8625530)





Date: September 10th, 2007 11:03 PM
Author: Heady nibblets

nice work bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8625692)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:36 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*CLINCHES FIST AT 3 POINT SF VICTORY, SINGS "WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS"*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8626494)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:40 AM
Author: shaky toilet seat pervert

SF -3 is a push right now. I doubt that was the line you actually took and assume you are celebrating b/c it was SF -2.5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8626504)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:42 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

fuck I did take -3. I forgot that a push means no profit.

*grudgingly sings "Push It" by Salt n' Peppa*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8626514)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:46 AM
Author: Apoplectic reading party

Maybe you should have, you know, learned the basic mechanics of sports gambling before you undertook this little endeavor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8626525)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:48 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*shrug* I wouldn't have changed any of my bets anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8626530)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:50 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

I have $534.30 in my account, meaning I won $374.30 for the weekend.

So what do you guys think about my progress thus far?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8626532)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:55 AM
Author: Apoplectic reading party

I predict failure. I kind of wish I could bet on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8626545)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:57 AM
Author: primrose medicated stag film generalized bond

You can. Bet against hime every time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8626558)





Date: September 11th, 2007 2:01 AM
Author: Apoplectic reading party

That would be kind of dumb. If he wins half the time, then we'll both lose money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8626575)





Date: September 11th, 2007 5:49 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*bets $100 on the Angels at -1.5 runs*

*flips bird to haters*

*takes a nap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8628420)





Date: September 11th, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*wakes up after nap to find Angels up 5-1-- is pleased*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8629010)





Date: September 11th, 2007 8:23 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*bets $34.30 to win $75.46 that Detroit Shock win at +220*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8629050)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:18 PM
Author: Ebony Hominid National

LOL

you're betting on the fucking WNBA now?

i applaud you sir and wish you well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635800)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:39 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Basketball is my favorite sport. I dont watch the WNBA, but know enough about basketball to successfully bet on it from time to time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635866)





Date: September 14th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: Olive orchestra pit main people

I'm not bothering to read through the next 200 posts or however many are below. I assume that someone called b/s on you a long time ago. But you should never have gotten past this post without being called out.

You "know enough about basketball to successfully bet on it from time to time." Yet you don't know to include the vig in your experiment. Hell, you don't even know what the word means. And you bet successfully from time to time but you don't know how a push works? I'm sorry I wasted my time reading your thread the other day. I'm even more sorry I started to read it again. Shame on me.

Also, dude, if you're going to make it look realistic, you can't give points and continue to win. I know a lot of NFL teams covered this past weekend, but it looks ridiculous when you lay points every game - football, baseball, WNBA, whatever.

I'm going to bed. Good luck, sir.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8638181)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:49 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

What exactly have I written that constitutes the label "b/s"? Have I lied about anything? No.

So, maybe I didn't know the word for the cut the sites take from your winnings. That doesn't mean I didn't know what the vig is conceptually. I didn't know your stupid little word. I apologize.

BTW, I knew what a push was, I just had a momentary lapse. As I said in later posts which you probably didn't read, I've never had a push before. I had researched what happens to bets who get the exact spread once and learned what it was, but forgot about it. K? Jesus christ dood.

Just because I'm not an expert on gambling lingo and forgot for a moment about pushes doesn't mean I can't turn 165 into 10K. All I need is sports knowledge to pick winners and a little luck.

*flips you off*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8639166)





Date: September 14th, 2007 3:09 PM
Author: Olive orchestra pit main people

*continues to wish you good luck*

*continues to think this is somehow b/s*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8640054)





Date: September 14th, 2007 3:49 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

ok truce then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8640244)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:33 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

YOU FUCKING NON-TRADS. I WIN AGAIN.

$696.72 total in my account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630001)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:56 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630082)





Date: September 12th, 2007 12:02 AM
Author: razzle parlor

impressive. in a couple days you should buy a $1000 hooker and photograph her holding an sign saying "american bettingdood, HTFH."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630102)





Date: September 12th, 2007 12:53 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

I'm waiting for the 10K marker, but ty for the advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630304)





Date: September 12th, 2007 1:11 AM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

You'll never make it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630357)





Date: September 12th, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

That's what they told Tom Brady too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630376)





Date: September 12th, 2007 3:25 AM
Author: Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy

I'm really enjoying this thread and rooting for you dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630652)





Date: September 12th, 2007 9:55 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630933)





Date: September 12th, 2007 9:55 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*bets $75.00 to Win $58.59 on Pirates (-128)*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630929)





Date: September 12th, 2007 1:11 PM
Author: exhilarant tan trump supporter

Date: September 12th, 2007 9:55 AM

Author: american bettingdood

*bets $75.00 to Win $58.59 on Pirates (-128)*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8630929)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8631533)





Date: September 12th, 2007 3:53 PM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

*clinches fist at Pirates victory*

account is up to $755.31

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8631970)





Date: September 12th, 2007 3:55 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

"*clinches fist at Pirates victory*

account is up to $755.31"

--woops, that was me using the community account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8631976)





Date: September 12th, 2007 3:54 PM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

*bets Bet $55.31 to Win $48.10 that total runs in Rockies/Phillies game is over 11*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8631974)





Date: September 12th, 2007 3:56 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

"*bets Bet $55.31 to Win $48.10 that total runs in Rockies/Phillies game is over 11*"

woops-- that was me using the community account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8631979)





Date: September 12th, 2007 4:25 PM
Author: exhilarant tan trump supporter

Date: September 12th, 2007 3:56 PM

Author: american bettingdood

"*bets Bet $55.31 to Win $48.10 that total runs in Rockies/Phillies game is over 11*"

woops-- that was me using the community account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632078)





Date: September 12th, 2007 9:15 PM
Author: exhilarant tan trump supporter

Top of the 7th

Col - 10

Phil - 0

looking good right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633154)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy

12 runs. Another success for american bettingdood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633421)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:20 AM
Author: exhilarant tan trump supporter

troof. you gambling with him yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8634699)





Date: September 13th, 2007 9:08 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*beats chest*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635194)





Date: September 12th, 2007 6:15 PM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

Thanks american betting dude. By following your bets I hope to make lots of monies too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632481)





Date: September 12th, 2007 6:26 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

hey buddy, thanks for the love. I'll be extra careful now that I know I'm betting for two. Your sportsbook portfolio is safe w/ me.

*pumps fist*

~american bettingdood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632514)





Date: September 12th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: exhilarant tan trump supporter

i may jump on shortly as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632530)





Date: September 12th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy

I would like to turn $16 into $1k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632556)





Date: September 12th, 2007 7:00 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

if you follow my system, you can do it. patience is key.

*pats you on the back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632610)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:22 PM
Author: Disturbing brunch

I will turn $160K into $10 mil. This will be a retirement thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633402)





Date: September 12th, 2007 11:02 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

luls do i get commission?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633621)





Date: September 12th, 2007 11:12 PM
Author: Disturbing brunch

Yeah, 2 and 20.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633686)





Date: September 12th, 2007 11:14 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

ty friend. what shall we drink to celebrate when we fill up your retirement account?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633700)





Date: September 12th, 2007 11:40 PM
Author: Disturbing brunch

Your call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633829)





Date: September 13th, 2007 8:41 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

The blood of the (albeit very few) players and coaches of all teams who let us down along the way?

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635162)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:21 AM
Author: exhilarant tan trump supporter

it would rule if this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8634707)





Date: September 13th, 2007 9:06 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

I guess you could consider me a hedge fund manager now. *dap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635191)





Date: September 12th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*bets $50.00 to Win $41.67 on Boston Redsox (-1.5 runs)*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632600)





Date: September 12th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon

I'm following this one, though only for $20.

Let's have some college picks...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632623)





Date: September 12th, 2007 7:10 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

I'm going to wait until friday (or saturday in some cases) to post my college picks, so be on the look out.

PS: I don't know if you read this in the other thread, but baseball's not my forte. I'm just kind of trying my luck at it this week. I'm researching the hell out of my picks, but I dont even watch baseball, so take the picks with a grain of salt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632645)





Date: September 12th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon

Tomorrow's games?

WVU -17 @ MD

TCU -8 @ Air Force

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632654)





Date: September 12th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

I'm weary of huge lines, so I'm staying away from the WVU game.

I really like the TCU game. I'll probably drop $100 on TCU at -8.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632671)





Date: September 12th, 2007 7:21 PM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon

I ruined your BoSox game

4 runs in the 1st inning for D-Rays

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632678)





Date: September 12th, 2007 7:24 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

This happened yesterday too, in the second inning they were up 4-0. BoSox ended up winning by six runs.

Not that I'm confident that will happen again.. just sayin. Dont give up on em quite yet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632687)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Fuck, BoSox won by one run! I needed 2.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633542)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:09 AM
Author: exhilarant tan trump supporter

dude, listen to me. you should never bet on the sox. i have insider info, trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8634640)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:10 AM
Author: supple codepig

whats ur info?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8634646)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:22 AM
Author: exhilarant tan trump supporter

dude the yankees are so hot its terrified the fauxsox. they cant win agaisnt good teams. they almost got swept by the DEVIL RAYS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8634717)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:23 AM
Author: exhilarant tan trump supporter

ps, wtf? STFU what info. what an asshole i know the sox. i played with half of them. theyre vaginas. what else do you need to know, broseph?

*hammer*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8634722)





Date: September 13th, 2007 8:42 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635164)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: exhilarant tan trump supporter

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635817)





Date: September 12th, 2007 7:24 PM
Author: Yapping windowlicker kitty cat

It appears you are a competent gambler. So, friend, how do I follow your movements? I have no idea how to bet on sports.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632686)





Date: September 12th, 2007 7:32 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Register at sportsbook.com and make a deposit. Making the bets is easy. When you're ready to cash out, they will send you a check via courier. It takes about 2-3 weeks to receive from what I understand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632710)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:02 PM
Author: Apoplectic reading party

Neither does he. He didn't know what the fucking vig was, or that you don't win if you lay seven points and the team wins by seven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635921)





Date: September 13th, 2007 4:26 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

I knew what the vig was conceptually, just didn't know the name for it. I also knew about the push rule, I just had a momentary lapse. It's been awhile since I bet on sports and when I did I never had a push.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636346)





Date: September 12th, 2007 7:29 PM
Author: Walnut arrogant home

so, you are the same faggot who made up the story about the bookie and the UF/OSU national title game right? are you using your imaginary shoe box full of money to fund this fabrication?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632702)





Date: September 12th, 2007 7:35 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

you have me mixed up with someone else, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632729)





Date: September 14th, 2007 7:35 PM
Author: misanthropic theater deer antler

That was me dooder and I won way more than 1 game. It was 6 games in a row I believe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641145)





Date: September 12th, 2007 8:11 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour
Subject: What do you think about these?

Mich (-7.5) over ND

Washington Redskins (+7) over Philly

UVA (-3) over UNC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632911)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:41 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

I'm probably going to bet on the first two lines.

As for the third, I dont know enough about UVA or UNC to bet. Feel free to enlighten me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633504)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:28 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

UVA is 0-2 ATS this season; as a result, the spread is far less than what it ought to be. UNC is almost as bad as a Duke.

The preponderance of evidence favors UVA to win this one, though I wouldn't bet much on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635994)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:24 PM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

I tried to sign up for sportsbook.com but the bastards declined my deposit. WTF????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633410)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:31 PM
Author: Disturbing brunch

Were you trying to use a credit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633440)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:32 PM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

Yeah. It's the only option offered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633446)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:33 PM
Author: Disturbing brunch

Credit cards don't work anywhere any more. Lately I've only used wire transfers, Western Union, and personal checks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633455)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:37 PM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

Shit, really? Why do they even have the deposit page up then, when credit card payment is the only option they offer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633476)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:38 PM
Author: Disturbing brunch

CCs still work for non-Americans. You can set up a cash transfer instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633484)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:40 PM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

Got it. Thanks dood.

americanbettingdood, I will follow your lead!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633496)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:58 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*revolutionary fist*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633600)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:45 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

I dont know what you're talking about. My deposit was made with a debit card?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633529)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

WTF? Maybe I should take this as an omen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633564)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Don't give up yet dood. You should call or do a live chat with Sportsbook.com support. They're very helpful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633595)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:35 AM
Author: Walnut arrogant home

Flame. You cant use a debit card or any US issued credit card at sportsbook or any other gambling site. Your lies arent fooling anyone.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635539)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:42 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

I actually did. I honestly have no idea what yall are talking about. I had no problems whatsoever. And I also had no problems loading $ from my debit when I played Bodog poker this summer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635554)





Date: September 13th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: Disturbing brunch

Are you sure it wasn't an ACH transfer? I've deposited into Bodog using ACH in the past without problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636782)





Date: September 12th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: purple fanboi hall
Subject: Sure bet:

Orioles lose 90% of their remaining games by 10 runs or more and break modern MLB record, previously set by them, of most runs allowed in one nine inning game when they give up 33 runs to the Royals on the 24th.

Its a sure thing, d00d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633560)





Date: September 13th, 2007 8:42 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

stfu?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635165)





Date: September 12th, 2007 11:05 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*made $56.69 today*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633637)





Date: September 12th, 2007 11:09 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*Bets $125.00 to Win $113.64 on TCU (-8)*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633664)





Date: September 12th, 2007 11:13 PM
Author: Disturbing brunch

How do you determine bet size? Kelly?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633690)





Date: September 12th, 2007 11:13 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Gut.

*high five?*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633694)





Date: September 12th, 2007 11:23 PM
Author: Disturbing brunch

Good luck to us. I'm not really inclined to bet against home dogs, but at least it will make the game interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633742)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:25 AM
Author: exhilarant tan trump supporter

this is my inaugural. im getting in.

$250 on this one, ive set aside $1600 total for this venture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8634730)





Date: September 13th, 2007 8:59 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

As long as you continue to bet with me consistently and proportionately you should be fine. I don't promise a perfect string of bets, but in the end I'll come out ahead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635183)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:32 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

this could be interesting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636006)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy

*Bets $6.25 to Win $5.43 on TCU (-8)*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635797)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:45 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*running high five*

*hustles away to continue watching Reds game on sopcast*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635882)





Date: September 12th, 2007 11:18 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*drinks a whiskey*

*goes to bed*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8633721)





Date: September 13th, 2007 12:45 AM
Author: Titillating site

West Va is favored by 16.5 over Maryland. West Va is extremely overrated. Make some easy $$ on Maryland.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8634173)





Date: September 13th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: Disturbing brunch

I like this bet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8634185)





Date: September 13th, 2007 8:43 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Thanks for the tip, but I'm staying away. WV's backs are just too good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635166)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:20 AM
Author: Mind-boggling buff death wish water buffalo

As Wesley Snipes said in Passenger 51 "ALWAYS BET ON BLACK"

In this case "BLACK" is the JUGGERNAUT

Put it on Rutgers and let it ride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8634701)





Date: September 13th, 2007 8:46 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

So what are you guys thinking about USC at -10? Nebraska looked like absolute shit against Wake Forest and their starting QB is a transfer from ASU who threw 5 picks in his last outting against the Trojans. I'm thinking of betting heavy on this one, depending on my success earlier in the week (with TCU and whoever I bet on Friday).

Also, what about OSU at -4? Washington beating Boise St. isn't all that big of a feat if you ask me. And OSU uncharacteristically turned the ball over 5 times last week, which coaches usually correct the following week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635168)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:27 PM
Author: arousing property genital piercing

OSU at -4 is solid.

I would avoid USC with a double digit spread. I think that game has trap written all over it. Nebraska has had this game circled for a calendar year and sees it as their chance to return to the bigtime. Clear talent disparity, obviously, but it's a road game and NE will be much more fired up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635826)





Date: September 15th, 2007 1:09 PM
Author: mint haunted graveyard

should have waited, osu at -3 now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643918)





Date: September 13th, 2007 9:00 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Note to my homies--

I'm really, really digging the NFL lines this week. We're going to make a lot of money on Sunday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635185)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:19 AM
Author: aphrodisiac black locale

You seem a good man and I have great respect for yur system and your disciplined approach. I just wanted to tell you that you "clench" your fist in triumph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635289)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:16 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*clenches your paw for a handshake of brotherhood*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635475)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:32 AM
Author: aphrodisiac black locale

How do you feel about the free money sign being hung on the Saints-Bucs game? the line already moved, but it's still only (-4)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635528)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:34 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Very excited about that line and will bet heavily, although I do have a glimmer of doubt about the Saints' shoddy receiving corps stagnating the offense against a decent Tampa D (although brooks is yet another year older).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635535)





Date: September 16th, 2007 2:44 PM
Author: aphrodisiac black locale

Ruh-Roh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648869)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:23 PM
Author: Ebony Hominid National

lofuckinl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635816)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:26 AM
Author: floppy internet-worthy kitchen

I'm going to join this venture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635304)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:23 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

welcome to the team dood

*gives you an honorary "american bettingdood" bumper sticker*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635502)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:06 PM
Author: Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy

Alright dood. I've deposited $20. I'm going to follow along with this. Should be fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635767)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: Splenetic aquamarine library

did you use a card or transfer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635938)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:12 PM
Author: Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy

card

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635948)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:34 AM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

This is the best thing on xoxo in a long time. I may also jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635327)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:29 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Sunday's going to be a big day.. jump in then.

*chest bump*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635520)





Date: September 13th, 2007 12:12 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*bets $53.41 on $56.08 on Reds -1.5 (+105)*

(Confidence Rating: 6.2/10)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635617)





Date: September 13th, 2007 12:39 PM
Author: Slimy area

Yeah, Harang throwing should make this a decent pick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635695)





Date: September 13th, 2007 3:30 PM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

so close...



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636169)





Date: September 13th, 2007 4:19 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Same shit happened with the Red Sox yesterday. fucking baseball... I shouldn't bet on it. not my area of expertise at all. Why can't they just play football every day?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636323)





Date: September 13th, 2007 12:52 PM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

I will trust your NFL picks ABD, NCAAF is my forte. Take a look at BYU (-6.5, last time I checked) v Tulsa. BYU dismantled UCLA's defense. They nearly doubled them in offensive yards even though they lost by 10. Tulsa doesn't look so strong. I'm thinking of betting big on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635725)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:25 PM
Author: Ebony Hominid National

I am aboard my good man, once my pay check is in my hands tomorrow I shall deposit. However I will be using Bodog

Please promise me the fortunes that I once enjoyed years ago riding Kyle Orton and the Purdue Boilermakers for a few months

TYIA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635820)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:25 PM
Author: exhilarant tan trump supporter

This has the potential to become one of xoxo's greatest threads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635821)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:28 PM
Author: Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy

Agreed. No matter which way it goes, I figure it should be excellent. Certainly worth my $20 to play along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635827)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

Long live American Bettingdood!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635841)





Date: September 13th, 2007 1:52 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*Braveheart-esque cry for freedom*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635893)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:00 PM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

*eagerly awaits abd's next pick*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635915)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:08 PM
Author: Ebony Hominid National

BODOG is BLOCKED at work

GODDAMNITMOTHERFUCKER



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635939)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:11 PM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

I'm nervous to get on sportsbook.com at work, hopefully I don't miss out on any picks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8635946)





Date: September 15th, 2007 9:36 AM
Author: Trip cruise ship shitlib

no its not

try www.newbodog.com

there is a dispute over the domain name, calvin in some shiznit or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643457)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:23 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

correct... yet another reason to stay away from teh bodog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643593)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:42 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

Went in on Maryland (+16.5 at the time) TCU (-8) and OSU (-4). Washington Redskins (+7) for monday night. Save the rest for the NFL...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636033)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:50 PM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

I'm taking abd's advice for all my NFL picks but I'm in on TCU (-6.5), UCLA (-14), BYU (-6.5), and Louisville (-3.5) for NCAAF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636057)





Date: September 13th, 2007 2:53 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

whoah how'd you get such a nice TCU line - I just made the bet and got -8 (not that i think it's gonna matter, but it could)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636065)





Date: September 13th, 2007 3:06 PM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

I bet on TCU yesterday before abd called it. (i think xoxo is influencing the lines, lol)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636093)





Date: September 13th, 2007 4:00 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

prolly dood. I'm waiting for the outcome of this weekend before i make judgement on abd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636244)





Date: September 13th, 2007 4:22 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*bets $75.00 to win $55.56 on Angels (-1.5)*

If I don't win this, I'm done with baseball until I eclipse my high mark.

Note: I made this bet when the Reds were up 4 runs earlier. If I had known they were gonna lose, I wouldn't have betted on baseball again. Oh well. Go Angels-- they didn't let me down last time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636336)





Date: September 13th, 2007 4:29 PM
Author: Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy

I bet $3.75. I am a big roller.

EDIT: Dammit, no I didn't. Minimum bet is $5.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636359)





Date: September 13th, 2007 4:40 PM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

Didn't bet on Reds, put $15 on Angels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636390)





Date: September 13th, 2007 4:42 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*double high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636401)





Date: September 13th, 2007 4:35 PM
Author: Ebony Hominid National

this might be my favorite current thread

*PUMPS FIST TO CHEST IN ADMIRATION FOR AMERICAN BETTINGDOOD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636373)





Date: September 13th, 2007 4:41 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*runs, jumps and does the hip to hip thing football players do*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636393)





Date: September 13th, 2007 6:05 PM
Author: Ebony Hominid National

tecmo bowl style

BEAUTIFUL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636717)





Date: September 13th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Judgmental turdskin

you betting on maryland/wvu tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636785)





Date: September 13th, 2007 6:49 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Nah, I just don't feel right about betting on that game either way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636822)





Date: September 13th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
Subject: Over/Under

WVU V MD over/under 61

TCU V Air Force over/under 42

What's the correct bet here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636786)





Date: September 13th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

If I were going to go with one of those over the other, I'd pick the latter. Not that I'm particularly confident that it will be under.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636824)





Date: September 13th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: electric jade regret

Just deposited $200. what do you guys think of these games:

USC (-10) v. Nebraska

Oklahoma St (-10.5) v. Troy

Michigan (-7.5) v. Notre Dame

Ohio St. (-4) v. Washington



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636883)





Date: September 13th, 2007 7:19 PM
Author: soul-stirring heaven ladyboy

I like michigan and okla st, dont know about the others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636910)





Date: September 13th, 2007 7:21 PM
Author: electric jade regret

i think the okla st line may be the best of the 4...the 4pt line in the ohio st game confuses me as well...apparently the bookies think they are pretenders

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8636914)





Date: September 13th, 2007 9:54 PM
Author: Vermilion mewling temple cuckoldry

PSA: TCU game can be watched (with sopcast) here- http://www.ivytv.net/sport/index.php?id=82

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637517)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637586)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:13 PM
Author: Yapping windowlicker kitty cat

What's your balance?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637584)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:15 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

500, but if TCU gets the spread (which it is on pace to do) I'll finish the night at around 725. baseball fucked me today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637590)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: Odious Gaming Laptop

fuck, i took this one at -8.5. i need another td

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637608)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

don't sweat it, you're good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637617)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:27 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

touchdown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637631)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:29 PM
Author: Odious Gaming Laptop

i will still be sweating this one out...I put down more than I should have on this game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637637)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:31 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

how much?

anyway, don't worry. TCU defense is dominating. are you watching? (see link in post above this one)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637647)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:35 PM
Author: Odious Gaming Laptop

i just started watching...their defense looks really good. i bet 200....which i can afford to lose, but barely. next week i bet smaller

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637663)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:42 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

son of a bitch. we need an unanswered TCU fg or td

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637695)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:43 PM
Author: Odious Gaming Laptop

what the fuck was that lousy excuse for a tackle on that wide open receiver? dude should have been down at the 40

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637699)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:45 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

lol @ that stupid onside kick. TCU should score here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637710)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

fuckkkkk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637723)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

i'm going to kill self if I lose three spreads in one day by one score.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637727)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*kills self*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637736)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: Odious Gaming Laptop

wow, this went from bad to completely gone in 10 minutes. i guess i learned my lesson

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637737)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:52 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

dude, wtf... it was 17-3 like 3 minutes ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637750)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling buff death wish water buffalo

why bet on baseball? its too variable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637624)





Date: September 13th, 2007 10:28 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

got bored due to lack of football games. i think i've learned my lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637635)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Dear teh ABD fans,

I apologize for this dark, dark day. I lost two spreads by one point today, and got fucked by a 4th quarter TCU meltdown. I lost one game convincingly (Angels). My account is down to $500 even. I'm too dejected to update the current profit percentage and all that now.

It is times like these where I need your moral support. I need to regroup so that I can reclaim my momentum this weekend.

So are you doods still with me or what? (Hey, at least I've picked 16 winning teams (assuming TCU wins, but I stopped watching once it went to OT)--point spreads notwithstanding--to only 2 losing teams.)

*holds out palm for high fives*,

~american bettingdood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637774)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:13 PM
Author: soul-stirring heaven ladyboy

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637819)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

ty friend *drinks a whiskey, goes to bed*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637831)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling buff death wish water buffalo

*high five*

the FREE MONEY sign is still out in South Bend this weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637826)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:15 PM
Author: Rusted Vigorous Set Gay Wizard

we're all behind you dood. *high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637834)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:23 PM
Author: Slimy area

Don't worry, dood. We're all still with you.

I also lost on the Angels. But, I did bet on the prop that Slaton would get less than 151 yards rushing, so I almost broke even on the day.

I would have tipped you off to that one, but I didn't feel confident enough in it at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637861)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:25 PM
Author: Rusted Vigorous Set Gay Wizard

do you think that would be a good bet in the future? assuming noel devine starts to pick up some carries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637869)





Date: September 13th, 2007 11:31 PM
Author: Slimy area

MD had 16th best rushing D going into the game, but Slaton still tore them up. He had an extremely weak 1st and 3rd quarter - if not for that he would have had more than 151 easy.

I won't bet against him again.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8637895)





Date: September 14th, 2007 12:06 AM
Author: Disturbing brunch

We're in this for the long haul. If it makes you feel any better, I haven't bet any serious money on your picks yet.

There are no statistically significant conclusions to be drawn on the basis of a few picks. IMHO, betting 1/5th of your bankroll on any game is too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8638052)





Date: September 14th, 2007 7:39 AM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

I'm with you bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8638870)





Date: September 14th, 2007 8:15 AM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

*high fives*

*deposits money to get in for the weekend*

*pumps fist in anticipation of comeback*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8638884)





Date: September 14th, 2007 8:20 AM
Author: Slimy area

Let's do this!!!

*firmly and manly pats american bettingdood on the ass as he runs off to make his picks*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8638885)





Date: September 14th, 2007 9:17 AM
Author: aphrodisiac black locale

It's caled killing time until the weekend gambling and it happens to the best of us. Just think of some of the beautiful NFL money lines this weekend, you'll be right back in this thing.

*executes compliicated multi-step handshake/chestbump combo like latino baseball players do*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8638922)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:51 AM
Author: arousing property genital piercing

Keep the faith, american bettingdood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8639170)





Date: September 14th, 2007 11:24 AM
Author: exhilarant tan trump supporter

*hammer*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8639240)





Date: September 14th, 2007 12:26 PM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
Subject: NFL lines

Which lines are you guys so excited about? I don't follow NFL much, not sure what is so good about some of those lines?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8639421)





Date: September 14th, 2007 1:03 PM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

I got in on abd's picks when he hit a string of bad luck and my account is still at $140 (started at 165). American bettingdood will make us all rich this weekend!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8639594)





Date: September 14th, 2007 1:42 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*bets $110 to win $100 on Okie State at -10.5*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8639706)





Date: September 14th, 2007 2:03 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

I am following you on this d00der, but 10.5 is a little high for my liking. Troy can play you tough on occasion. I am thinking this may be a break out game for OKie state though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8639790)





Date: September 14th, 2007 2:05 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

I admit I'm on a bit of a tilt, but I think we'll be ok on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8639796)





Date: September 14th, 2007 4:14 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8640363)





Date: September 14th, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

Or, take the straight wager with the easy 20% increase. Easy come, easy go, right?

OK St. over Troy, done and done . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8640955)





Date: September 14th, 2007 6:11 PM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon

the experts are saying take the home dog @ +10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8640796)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon

Told you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643558)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:33 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

should've listened man, thanks anyway. I shouldn't have even bet on the TTT game in the first place. Okie St. vs. Troy-- wtf.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643618)





Date: September 14th, 2007 4:36 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

Anybody else getting in on this?

Edit: I meant the Ok State bet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8640444)





Date: September 14th, 2007 5:00 PM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

I'm down. Although I'm more nervous about this bet than the TCU one, maybe that's a good sign.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8640526)





Date: September 14th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon

I would recommend looking at Cincinnati at -7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8640912)





Date: September 14th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Yes! This line was my big secret I was going to unleash on y'all later tonight, but since you mention it... This is one of the best lines of the weekend. I might drop up to $200 on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8640982)





Date: September 14th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

This looks like a bit of a trap, maybe it's just a gut feeling. I'd buy .5 to be safe on this one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8640988)





Date: September 14th, 2007 7:14 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Any reason (other than gut) you have to doubt the line?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641049)





Date: September 15th, 2007 2:50 PM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon

33-10 2:33 left in the 3rd. I think this was a pretty safe bet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644347)





Date: September 14th, 2007 7:24 PM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon

my apologies for ruining your secret.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641090)





Date: September 14th, 2007 7:26 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

nah man, it's all good.... it wasn't really a matter of keeping it a secret, more a matter of me putting off sharing my excitement about it until I had more time later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641097)





Date: September 14th, 2007 8:40 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Hey doods, I don't have ESPN2. Why is the game delayed? Lightining?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641395)





Date: September 14th, 2007 8:43 PM
Author: Judgmental turdskin

http://85.92.128.155/~myp2p/forum/viewforum.php?id=1350

Watch it online with sopcast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641406)





Date: September 14th, 2007 9:16 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

no luck man... I have sopcast but I can't figure the shit out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641542)





Date: September 14th, 2007 9:23 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

nevermind.. it was very very complicated (i had to run VLC simultaneously with sopcast, each tuned to a specfic IP address) but I finally figured it out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641582)





Date: September 14th, 2007 9:01 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour
Subject: 5 minutes in

It's going now, Troy is up 7 but OK St. is looking good, I'd say your $ is safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641480)





Date: September 14th, 2007 9:03 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

I am betting on a second half blow out.

literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641488)





Date: September 14th, 2007 9:40 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

i dunno OSU D is getitng shredded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641649)





Date: September 14th, 2007 9:51 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

21-3 Troy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641693)





Date: September 14th, 2007 9:52 PM
Author: Wonderful circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641700)





Date: September 14th, 2007 9:57 PM
Author: Rusted Vigorous Set Gay Wizard

this could be credited considering OSUs first team is looking like Floridas second team

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641718)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:11 PM
Author: Rusted Vigorous Set Gay Wizard

why did you edit and change author?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641761)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

community account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641770)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:12 PM
Author: soul-stirring heaven ladyboy

20-10. hmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641765)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:16 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

I'm glad I didn't bet the spread. . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641776)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:18 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

man that was pretty fucking cool though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641780)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:22 PM
Author: maroon well-lubricated selfie travel guidebook

27-10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641797)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:13 PM
Author: Mind-boggling buff death wish water buffalo

Bengals -7 over Browns. Bet heavily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641766)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: Lake Stage Community Account

credited. the browns don't even have a reliable qb. They traded their 1st string and will start their 2nd. Next in line is a 1st year rookie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641847)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:38 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*grasps aching heart*

I make no excuses. Not only am I going to lose this Okie St. game, but I lost about $40 in the sportsbook.com poker room. Assuming Okie St. lost, I have $339.48 left.

Here's my plan to return to contention: Bet all my money on two 12 o'clock games on Saturday and then build from that Saturday afternoon and Sunday.

Here are my bets:

$139.48 to win 132.84 on UNC (-3)

$200.00 to win 190.48 on Cincinnati (-7)

All my chips are in. Am I on tilt? Yes. And I don't care.

I'm not updating the OP. I hurt too much right now.

*takes a bunch of Vicodin and passes out, with one palm sticking up*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641871)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:45 PM
Author: supple codepig

One day, ABD, after you turn your 10K into 10 mil. and we are all drinking martinis in a luxury box at an NFL game, we will look back on these days and chuckle, heartily.

*lightly gives you a high five, so as not to wake you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641907)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Vermilion mewling temple cuckoldry

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641920)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:52 PM
Author: onyx dashing crackhouse place of business

180

Long live ABD!

*FIST IN THE AIR*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641940)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:55 PM
Author: onyx dashing crackhouse place of business

PS: Don't feel bad about losing on these TTT games. Everyone knows you were just trying to entertain us and keep our spirits lively with continued wins during this shitty sports business week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641957)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:56 PM
Author: motley fortuitous meteor

titcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641960)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:52 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

bro,

you should have taken my advice about OSU - but it's not too late to listen to me about UVA. Do not bet on UNC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641943)





Date: September 14th, 2007 10:58 PM
Author: motley fortuitous meteor

"Do not bet on UNC"

Pretty sure he already did. Oh well-- go Heels.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8641966)





Date: September 14th, 2007 11:49 PM
Author: Wild Drab Half-breed

its finally okay to bet on unc again. betting against uva is never a bad idea either. heels are going to win by 7+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642276)





Date: September 15th, 2007 1:16 AM
Author: Disturbing brunch

Dude, what happened to "gradually"?

I strongly encourage reading "Fortune's Formula" to get an idea for how to size your bets.

Here's to a Bearcat rout tomorrow.

*Takes two sleeping pills.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642760)





Date: September 15th, 2007 4:08 AM
Author: Slimy area

LOL. This has been the most goddamn entertaining thing I've ever been a part of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643295)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:56 PM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon

Cincinnati is looking good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643843)





Date: September 14th, 2007 11:39 PM
Author: Talented lemon goal in life

*straps suicide bomb to self, blows thread up*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642228)





Date: September 14th, 2007 11:44 PM
Author: histrionic chestnut lay

*fearlessly puts out the flames*

*certifies that it is safe for the public to return back to normal posting activities*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642244)





Date: September 14th, 2007 11:48 PM
Author: tripping dun skinny woman theatre

*sends u envelopes full of mysterious white substance*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642267)





Date: September 14th, 2007 11:50 PM
Author: big dead location

*DECLARES WAR ON AFGHANISTAN*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642281)





Date: September 14th, 2007 11:52 PM
Author: histrionic chestnut lay

*gets lung cancer after exposure to toxic thread dust*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642301)





Date: September 14th, 2007 11:54 PM
Author: big dead location

*does nothing except invade Iraq*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642312)





Date: September 14th, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: Passionate macaca

*does nothing except consume gas and enjoy tax cuts*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642337)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:03 AM
Author: adventurous umber headpube institution

*scoffs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642364)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:04 AM
Author: Passionate macaca

*scoffs back, then eats some freedom fries*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642372)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:08 AM
Author: fantasy-prone mildly autistic state

*warns of the potential impact an obesity epidemic*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642397)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:09 AM
Author: big dead location

*does nothing except try to pass a ban on gay marriage and put more troops in Iraq*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642411)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:13 AM
Author: hateful menage laser beams

*DEVESTATES THE URM/NON-TRAD POSTER POPULATIONS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642439)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:19 AM
Author: big dead location

*ignores, hangs out at ranch*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642482)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:21 AM
Author: Passionate macaca

*spits out freedom fries in disgust, votes for democrats*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642490)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:25 AM
Author: Razzmatazz station gunner

*does nothing about Iraq, toxic thread dust, health care, or Hurricane Hizzla*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642513)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:28 AM
Author: vivacious affirmative action

*apathetic to all the above events*

*posts every 20 seconds about a fictional concept known as wgwag*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642536)





Date: September 15th, 2007 1:56 AM
Author: Rough-skinned infuriating senate

I literally laughed till I cried

Best exchange in xo history, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642965)





Date: September 15th, 2007 4:19 AM
Author: Mind-boggling buff death wish water buffalo

titcr, this was amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643311)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:20 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

titctitcr roffle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643586)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:20 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*brushes self off after terrorist attack*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643587)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:59 AM
Author: fragrant peach blood rage

wow, i can't believe i missed this. amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679194)





Date: September 16th, 2007 2:29 PM
Author: exhilarant tan trump supporter

this is the TITCR to the max

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648799)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:32 AM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

Don't worry abd, I will always believe in you. I have my money on Mich, UCLA, Louisville, and BYU to cover the spread. Tomorrow is my do or die day. *Drinks beer, forgets last two days of bets, goes to bed with hopes of a profitable Saturday*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642552)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:24 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*wakes you up*

are you ready to PWN???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643594)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:31 AM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

*wakens from drunken slumber*

Today's the day I enter into the black!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643612)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:37 AM
Author: topaz becky police squad

Cincy I think is a lock.

I don't know about UNC. 3 is probably decent.

Are you not looking at any other games going on tomorrow? It's a big day.

Also, am I mistaken, or do you only ever lay the points and never take them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642587)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:56 AM
Author: topaz becky police squad

Looking at Bodog:

Holy shit, take UConn and the 30 fucking points.

Minnesota -7

Ohio +21.5 against VagTech.

Michigan -9.5 against ND. Unsure.

Stay with Louisville, give up 6 against UK. Unsure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8642677)





Date: September 15th, 2007 10:18 AM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

Alright d00ds, its fucking gameday and I need to recover from last night's miracle in Troy.

I am taking Michigan to win straight up.

I am taking Cincy.

I am mildly tempted to take the spread on Florida.

I am taking the BYU spread.

I am mildly tempted to take the Spread on Ark over bama, but Saban makes me question this.

*nudges american betting d00d to see if the vicodin and whiskey has worn off yet*

*goes off to buy some beers for the days festivities*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643501)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*funnels all the beers, laffs*

*eats a cheezburger*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643592)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:44 AM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

*is shocked that you just funneled forty beers*

*goes and buys some more*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643633)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:48 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*vomits up some of teh cheezburger/beers, wipes off, continues drinking*

thx dood, I'll buy next weekend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643653)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:28 AM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
Subject: $300 on 5 games

Boston College +7 ($75)

Toledo +26 ($25)

Auburn -13 ($50)

Pitt +12 ($50)

Cincinnati -7 ($100)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643608)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:37 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

I'm a little worried about your Auburn pick dood... hope you win tho.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643624)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:45 AM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon

Miss St. is garbage and Auburn wants to make a statement

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643636)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:50 AM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

Didnt realize they were playing Miss State. That is a good pick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643658)





Date: September 15th, 2007 5:45 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

told yall Auburn sucks... I just could never in good conscience pick a team that lost to UCF in the previous week who going against a conferernce rival.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645127)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:42 AM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

Living on the edge with the BC pick as well.

So, is USC plus 10.5 easy money or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643631)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:46 AM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon

Lots of people have BC winning outright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643641)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:48 AM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

Still, it will be a close game. I think they will probably win in the end, I am just not putting bucks on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643650)





Date: September 15th, 2007 2:54 PM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon

Pitt and Cincinnati look like they are going to pay. The Auburn game isn't looking so great though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644367)





Date: September 15th, 2007 6:04 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

sorry man, I was rooting for you on that one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645317)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:50 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*deposits $30 to play sportsbook poker while he watches football*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643659)





Date: September 15th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: mint haunted graveyard

sportsbook poker is miserable...miserable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643932)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:03 PM
Author: chrome center

You are like Rocky Balboa in Rocky IV: This thread started with everyone wanting you to lose, but your pluck and determination has won over the hostile crowd.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643673)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:37 PM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

He's more like Rocky Balboa in "Rocky:" everyone is pulling for him and he does OK for a while but still loses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647039)





Date: September 16th, 2007 12:00 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*sniffle*

please leave my thread dood

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647153)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:47 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

Like I said, betting on UNC = mistake

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643800)





Date: September 15th, 2007 1:08 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

apparently so. Also, Auburn blows ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643914)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

Just put $10 on Ohio St (-2.5, bought a half point) and $10 on Florida to win. Thoughts...?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643804)





Date: September 15th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon

Florida to win outright? What does that pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8643829)





Date: September 15th, 2007 2:36 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

LETS GO TARHEELS!!!!

*puts on dillipidated Michael Jordan UNC jersey from middle school*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644281)





Date: September 15th, 2007 2:37 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

lol at UVA getting an interception as soon as I posted this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644290)





Date: September 15th, 2007 2:38 PM
Author: sticky stain

Bet on USC. It's the safest bet I have seen all year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644293)





Date: September 15th, 2007 2:53 PM
Author: Judgmental turdskin

this is true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644358)





Date: September 15th, 2007 3:32 PM
Author: mint haunted graveyard

apparently someone didn't see the ND-GT line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644534)





Date: September 15th, 2007 3:04 PM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
Subject: 12:30 games

Any good lines for the 12:30 games?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644407)





Date: September 15th, 2007 3:16 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

shit, it doesn't appear that the cincy game is going to be over with in time for me to reinvest in midafternoon games :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644469)





Date: September 15th, 2007 3:17 PM
Author: diverse flushed house dog poop

Can UNC pull it out for ABD?

edit- :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644477)





Date: September 15th, 2007 3:17 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*would have bet $120 on Florida at -7*

*would have bet $120 on Ohio St. at -3*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644478)





Date: September 15th, 2007 3:30 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

I won enough playing poker and blackjack to bet 50 on Florida and 60 on Ohio St at the last minute!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644528)





Date: September 15th, 2007 4:02 PM
Author: saffron field

*clinches ur fist!!!!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644648)





Date: September 15th, 2007 3:30 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

god may have decided to put my betting habit out of its misery early.

Miss State beats Auburn? WTF.

Troy blows out Ok State? WTF.

Unc throws for 350 and scores 20 pts? WTF.

*places bet on USC, mainly so they lose*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644529)





Date: September 15th, 2007 4:49 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

*faith fully restored*

I made a fucking mint on that cincy game.

*pumps fist*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8644847)





Date: September 15th, 2007 5:43 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*pours out a 40 ouncer for cincy's victims*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645120)





Date: September 15th, 2007 5:40 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*bets 445.53 to win 387.42 on USC at -9.5*

Hefty, I know. But what I saw of Nebraska against Wake Forest, this shouldn't even be close.

PS: I won another 50ish playing blackjack, bringing my grand winnings total on the tables today somewhere around 150. (the other 100 is currently invested in the Florida/Ohio St. games)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645104)





Date: September 15th, 2007 5:46 PM
Author: topaz becky police squad

The problem isn't Neb, it's USC. Nobody really knows how good USC is, since they've only played one game, and it was a shitty ass game too.

This was risky, man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645133)





Date: September 15th, 2007 6:00 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

I know. I don't recommend anyone following my lead on this one. I'm just trying to get some serious money for betting on NFL games tomorrow. If I fail, I fail. If I succeed, I could potentially have over 2K at the end of the weekend.

If Ohio St (have $60 on em) and Florida (on $50 bucks on em) both win I'll split the remaining 200 on BYU (+7) and something else (maybe the under on the kentucky/louisville game, which is like 75 points).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645289)





Date: September 15th, 2007 6:03 PM
Author: mint haunted graveyard

USC is WAYY overrated

their ranking this season was based partly on a thrashing of Michigan in the rose bowl...that's not looking so good these days

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645312)





Date: September 15th, 2007 6:09 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Trust me, no one hates USC more than I do. But I think they can get this line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645351)





Date: September 15th, 2007 6:09 PM
Author: mint haunted graveyard

Oh, I agree that they are capable of covering, but I highly doubt they get to the NC game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645358)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:24 PM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon

USC is still a fucking machine. I hate them so bad, yet Pete Carroll is unstoppable with 2 or more weeks of prep

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8646951)





Date: September 15th, 2007 6:16 PM
Author: soul-stirring heaven ladyboy

whats the line on UNLV-Hawaii? Hawaii is overrated and UNLV looks decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645418)





Date: September 15th, 2007 6:17 PM
Author: mint haunted graveyard

17

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645426)





Date: September 15th, 2007 6:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring heaven ladyboy

that looks pretty good. Hawaii has been on the road forever now, and just played a close game. and UNLV only gave up like 20 to wisconsin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645453)





Date: September 15th, 2007 7:06 PM
Author: Citrine irradiated pit

This seems like a very good bet. I'm rooting for everyone. Think that Fresno with points (17.5) vs. Oregon is also a good bet.

And, yes, the USC bet seems like one of the best lines I've seen in quite some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645700)





Date: September 15th, 2007 7:36 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

luls I just lost all the extra cash I had from the Florida/Ohio St. games playing "switch" blackjack. I'm a fucking TTT idiot. I officially quit betting on anything other than sports. God damn it. *punches self*

Everything I have is riding on that USC game.

445.53 to win 387.42

*waits for someone to do keg stands with*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645810)





Date: September 15th, 2007 7:38 PM
Author: mint haunted graveyard

why dont you make smaller bets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645815)





Date: September 15th, 2007 7:39 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Since my bankroll shrunk from its high point I've been on major tilt. No denying it.

*hands you a beer*

at least this will be an exciting night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645819)





Date: September 15th, 2007 7:42 PM
Author: mint haunted graveyard

i hate the bet, but good luck

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645825)





Date: September 15th, 2007 7:42 PM
Author: diverse flushed house dog poop

The combined xoxo community will will a USC win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645827)





Date: September 15th, 2007 8:09 PM
Author: Disturbing brunch

I took Nebraska with points.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645897)





Date: September 15th, 2007 8:10 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

alright, ABD, i put $$ on USC. Don't let me down bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645899)





Date: September 15th, 2007 10:50 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*passes you a celebratory cigar*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8646760)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:00 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

Thanks bro, I heart you - looking forward to your NFL take.

You still should listen to my gut no-nos, though (UNC)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8646814)





Date: September 15th, 2007 8:20 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

I'm in heavy on this as well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8645947)





Date: September 15th, 2007 10:52 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*pours champagne over ur head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8646772)





Date: September 15th, 2007 10:57 PM
Author: mint haunted graveyard

good bet, dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8646803)





Date: September 15th, 2007 9:19 PM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

What do you guys think of taking Stanford -6.5 (buy a half point) vs. San Jose St.?

BTW, my picks are great so far today. 4 for 5 and I'm up 120 bucks. *Drinks another beer, gives toast to abd*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8646254)





Date: September 15th, 2007 10:55 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*tosses u the football*

time for a drunken game of catch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8646788)





Date: September 15th, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

how you feeling abd? except for the opening drive sc hasn't exactly impressed and that's a mighty big line...

lots of time left, i know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8646351)





Date: September 15th, 2007 10:49 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*raises the roof*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8646755)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:33 PM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

*dap*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647015)





Date: September 15th, 2007 10:51 PM
Author: Racy Azure Jewess Point

USC seems a bit more impressive now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8646769)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:43 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

heehehheheheheh.

That line was a joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647064)





Date: September 15th, 2007 11:50 PM
Author: sticky stain

See my post at 2:38 pm today. I told you to bet USC. It's all about recruiting baby.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647102)





Date: September 16th, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: Racy Azure Jewess Point

When do we get your NFL picks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647156)





Date: September 16th, 2007 12:06 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647192)





Date: September 16th, 2007 12:50 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school
Subject: ABD'S NFL PICKS (EARLY GAMES):

*bet 362.98 to win 315.63 on Bengals (-7)*

*bet 170.00 to win 125.93 on Saints (-3)*

*bet 150.00 to win 130.43 on Colts (-7)

*bet 110.00 to win 100.00 on Packers (+2.5)*

*takes remaining $40 and plays blackjack on sportsbook, despite swearing it off earlier*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647365)





Date: September 16th, 2007 2:11 AM
Author: Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy

I joined you for $5 each on Bengals, Saints, and Packers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647674)





Date: September 16th, 2007 3:27 AM
Author: adulterous alcoholic toaster

those bets look pretty good. joined you for 20 dollars on the bengals, 10 on the rest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647886)





Date: September 16th, 2007 10:02 AM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

I dunno about the Packers, man, I like Brett as much as the next man but I don't think he can pull it out on the road.

You should also look into Washington +7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648163)





Date: September 16th, 2007 3:14 PM
Author: aromatic garrison

*bet 362.98 to win 315.63 on Bengals (-7)*

Ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649037)





Date: September 16th, 2007 1:13 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*leaves blackjack room with $115*

*additionally bets $115.00 to Win $104.55 on Packers (+2.5)*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647485)





Date: September 16th, 2007 1:39 AM
Author: nofapping maize university lettuce

abd - you caked on that usc game...i wish i had the balls to put some money into this.

- indy shut down the run last week, but titans have 3 options to run the ball with..cin is the only safe bet right now that there is, no way they won't cover that with the browns

going to sleep maybe i'll do this tomorrow morning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647586)





Date: September 16th, 2007 2:12 AM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

*high fives around the house*

Today was a great day! A couple of misses for me but on the whole it was good.

*Puts $30 on Cincy and $20 on Indy for tomorrow, drinks beer, goes to bed*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8647681)





Date: September 16th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: nofapping maize university lettuce

anyone have thoughts on these bets?

Lions to win -3

Falcons to win +10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648166)





Date: September 16th, 2007 10:38 AM
Author: Racy Azure Jewess Point

Did you not watch them play the Saints?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648191)





Date: September 16th, 2007 10:38 AM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

i mean - Indy dismantled NO - and they made it to the NFC championship game last year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648192)





Date: September 16th, 2007 10:40 AM
Author: nofapping maize university lettuce

I know what Indy did last week. Last year they could not stop the run at all, and they did last week, but Titans ran the shit out of Jags. Also, last year, Indy did not beat Titans by more than 7 when they did, all the games were decided by under 7.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648196)





Date: September 16th, 2007 12:32 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour
Subject: My pics

I got

GB (+3.5) (bought a point, I got love for you ABD but that's tooo risky)

Indy (-7)

Cinci (-7).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648457)





Date: September 16th, 2007 12:38 PM
Author: nofapping maize university lettuce

everyone should get in on the saints now, they were -4 when i bet them, it moved up to -5 like 30minutes later...they must know something we don't about the bucs

edit: now saints are up to -5.5, looks like whoever bet at -3 and -4 got a good deal, before kickoff this one is at -7

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648484)





Date: September 16th, 2007 12:56 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

yea... i bet on the saints against indy, got burned, they're dead to me now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648554)





Date: September 16th, 2007 1:12 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

WTF, Eli Manning is all of a sudden healthy this morning? This is fishy. I wouldn't have bet on this game had I known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648601)





Date: September 16th, 2007 1:16 PM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

Its okay dood, I think that Cincy, NO, and Indy are all going to cover today. Big Money!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648616)





Date: September 16th, 2007 1:20 PM
Author: nofapping maize university lettuce

anyone have a way to stream the games?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648620)





Date: September 16th, 2007 1:25 PM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

I'm just watching the Indy game on CBS and the others on ESPN Gamecast, I don't know how to stream them for free though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648623)





Date: September 16th, 2007 2:30 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

NO? I don't think so. Cincy could be close

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648803)





Date: September 16th, 2007 1:31 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

actually, GB is looking pretty good, wouldn't you say? And Manning has had some errant throws

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648633)





Date: September 16th, 2007 2:51 PM
Author: Mind-boggling buff death wish water buffalo

TOUCHDOWN BUBBA FRANKS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648900)





Date: September 16th, 2007 2:33 PM
Author: exhilarant tan trump supporter

best thread in months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648819)





Date: September 16th, 2007 2:36 PM
Author: nofapping maize university lettuce

fuck looks like saints have their work cut out for them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8648834)





Date: September 16th, 2007 3:18 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*sigh*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649055)





Date: September 16th, 2007 3:37 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

Packers - yes

Indy - maybe

Cinci - doubtfull

NO - NO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649178)





Date: September 16th, 2007 3:19 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

WTF is up with the browns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649063)





Date: September 16th, 2007 3:20 PM
Author: nofapping maize university lettuce

no need to worry all, throw money on the seahawks -2.5, this is one of the better bets of the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649064)





Date: September 16th, 2007 4:26 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

I definitely would have, but all my money (the little of it I have left) was frozen in the GB game, which wasn't over by kickoff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649483)





Date: September 16th, 2007 4:08 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

major pwnage, sorry bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649359)





Date: September 16th, 2007 4:28 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

yep. I mean honestly... who the fuck expected the Browns to put up 50 motherfucking points? unfuckingbelievable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649495)





Date: September 16th, 2007 4:28 PM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

the pwnage in this thread is amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649503)





Date: September 16th, 2007 4:30 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

I'm thinking about putting all my money (~400) on the patriots? What do u doods think?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649507)





Date: September 16th, 2007 4:38 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

Dude, buy to make (-3). Trust me on this one.

Then go for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649555)





Date: September 16th, 2007 4:42 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

I'm going to play it at -3, but I'm not going to buy until I'm sure the line won't drop before kickoff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649583)





Date: September 16th, 2007 5:28 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

If anything the line is going to go up -4, I think.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649805)





Date: September 16th, 2007 4:50 PM
Author: Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy

I think "patience is key."

Date: September 12th, 2007 7:00 PM

Author: american bettingdood

if you follow my system, you can do it. patience is key.

*pats you on the back*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8632610)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649626)





Date: September 16th, 2007 5:09 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

I need to chill out, don't I? How much should I bet on the Pats tonight?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649720)





Date: September 16th, 2007 5:14 PM
Author: Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy

I agree with the guy above who said that betting more than 1/5th of your bankroll on any single game is too much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649739)





Date: September 16th, 2007 5:18 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

1/5 it is then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649758)





Date: September 16th, 2007 5:20 PM
Author: Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy

Let me know what you decide to do. Despite being only 1 for 4 following you, I am going to put $5 down in solidarity with american bettingdood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649766)





Date: September 16th, 2007 5:27 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

I have all my $$$ tied up in Pats and Redskins. Granted, I didn't start off with much to begin with (two weeks ago, I mean) so it's all sort of a wash. Still, I like the patriots tonight - they'll be playing at home, and Chargers have trouble covering explosive pass teams (Brady - Moss). Also, LT didn't seem like he was in top form last week . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649800)





Date: September 16th, 2007 6:02 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Heh. I may go more than 1/5 on the Pats. :/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8649981)





Date: September 16th, 2007 6:08 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

I mean, it's your hard-earned cash - but in the words of Admiral Adama - sometimes you have to roll a hard-six.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650003)





Date: September 16th, 2007 6:07 PM
Author: Judgmental turdskin

You're kidding yourself if you think this game wont be extremely close. LT will be in top form and the chargers D will be ready. This isn't gonna be the lock everyone is talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650000)





Date: September 16th, 2007 6:09 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

I did buy the FG margin, it's gonna be close, to be sure, but I call the Pats to pull it out.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650006)





Date: September 16th, 2007 6:13 PM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

SD doesn't stand a chance of pulling off a 4th q. comeback against the pats.

Take the pats on this one, it's easy money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650017)





Date: September 16th, 2007 6:11 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*loses $29.55 playing blackjack*

*updates the OP's*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650014)





Date: September 16th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Do you guys like the new format of the OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650087)





Date: September 16th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*bets 202.50 to win 150.00 on Patriots, -3*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650089)





Date: September 16th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy

Alright, I'm in for $5 on this dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650097)





Date: September 16th, 2007 6:46 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Sorry I didn't take your 1/5 advice. But you did talk me out of betting everything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650130)





Date: September 16th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

That's the right call, I think. . . what are your thoughts on Monday Night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650304)





Date: September 16th, 2007 8:05 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

I should have taken my profitable Saturday and waited until next Saturday, instead of jumping in and getting f-ing pwn3d by your horrible Sunday picks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650591)





Date: September 16th, 2007 8:30 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

judging by the opening drive, I think our cash is safe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650755)





Date: September 16th, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

24 - 0 Pats

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8651119)





Date: September 16th, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: wine keepsake machete

nice bet sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8651124)





Date: September 16th, 2007 8:07 PM
Author: very tactful sienna factory reset button roast beef

that's awesome. I'm going to start doing this on sure thing NBA and NCAA bball games.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8650606)





Date: September 16th, 2007 9:13 PM
Author: wine keepsake machete
Subject: lol... from the (edited) OP:

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8651000)





Date: September 16th, 2007 9:35 PM
Author: Rusted Vigorous Set Gay Wizard

*wishes he bet more on the pats*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8651122)





Date: September 16th, 2007 9:43 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

me too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8651196)





Date: September 16th, 2007 10:13 PM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

srsly.. and $200 LESS on the bengals. fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8651339)





Date: September 16th, 2007 11:11 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*bets $198.05 to win $107.05 on Redskins +10 (bought 3 points)*

So, I hate to admit this, but I kind of just learned how to buy points. I think this is going to make a big difference.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8651635)





Date: September 16th, 2007 11:43 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Any baseball games I should throw $75 on tomorrow? Since I'm an idiot when it comes to baseball, I could use some of yall's expertise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8651876)





Date: September 16th, 2007 11:49 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

stick to football friend, I know it's tempting but baseball is a major crapshoot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8651911)





Date: September 16th, 2007 11:51 PM
Author: exhilarant tan trump supporter

Monday, September 17

Yankee Stadium | 7:05 PM ET

BAL Daniel Cabrera, RHP (9-16, 5.37)

Orioles (64-84)

@

NYY Phil Hughes, RHP (3-3, 4.91)

Yankees (84-64)

Scouting Report:

Orioles: Cabrera allowed eight runs on 10 hits while walking four batters over 4 1/3 innings in his last start against the Angels. The 26-year-old hasn't won since Aug. 14 and is 0-4 with an 8.28 ERA over that span. He is 3-4 with a 3.90 ERA in his career against the Yankees.

Yankees: Hughes won his first game since Aug. 10 in his last start, pitching six innings of one-run ball to best the Toronto Blue Jays. The right-hander said he benefited from realizing that he didn't have his best swing-and-miss stuff, an impressive on-field adjustment from a 21-year-old still getting his feet wet in the big leagues. Pitching aggressively but relying more on changing speeds, Hughes let his defense do the work and continued to prove he deserves to work in a pennant race. He faced the Orioles on Aug. 15 at Yankee Stadium, yielding three runs (two earned) over five innings in a 6-3 loss.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8651926)





Date: September 17th, 2007 12:20 AM
Author: wine keepsake machete

Yank's will be burnt out after their late game with the Bosox.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8652061)





Date: September 17th, 2007 4:27 PM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

So looking at next weeks games it looks like AF (+10) v BYU and Colts (-5) v Texans are a lock. What do you think american bettingdood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8654102)





Date: September 18th, 2007 12:00 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

I concur dood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8656407)





Date: September 18th, 2007 11:03 AM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

*high fives around the house*

My comeback has begun (although I'm still down), not going to bet on anything until football this weekend...stupid baseball.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8657936)





Date: September 18th, 2007 12:45 PM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon

Penn State - 2.5 @ Michigan.

Unless there is something I'm missing here Penn State should win by 14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8658315)





Date: September 18th, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: Boyish Pisswyrm Stage

Nope...stay away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8658325)





Date: September 18th, 2007 12:51 PM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon

why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8658343)





Date: September 18th, 2007 12:55 PM
Author: Boyish Pisswyrm Stage

Despite Michigan's horrible first two games, they have to be fired up for this one and the Big House is still a tough place to play.

PSU hasn't looked great and haven't played anyone, let alone a tough road game like this.

I don't like that wager.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8658354)





Date: September 24th, 2007 5:50 PM
Author: Boyish Pisswyrm Stage

I am a genius

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8684957)





Date: September 18th, 2007 12:55 PM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
Subject: Also...

Oregon St. +11 1/2

Cincinnati +23

Texas A&M +3

UConn +9

Utah - 8 1/2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8658357)





Date: September 18th, 2007 2:47 PM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

Don't know about the others. I'm staying away from utah though. Last week might be a fluke and UNLV could come to play (like they did against Wisconsin). Plus I got burned by Utah last week (bet on UCLA to cover the spread).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8658630)





Date: September 18th, 2007 3:23 PM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon
Subject: A few More....

Miami (OH) +13.5

GA Tech -3

Minnesota +14 (should keep it close at home against an overrated Purdue team)

Akron +3.5 (they will win outright)

Tulsa +22 (on National TV at Home, OK won't run it up that much)

Indiana +3 (again at home, I think they may win outright)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8658799)





Date: September 17th, 2007 11:56 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*clenches fist at Redskins victory/my comeback*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8656384)





Date: September 18th, 2007 12:01 AM
Author: Mind-boggling buff death wish water buffalo

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8656418)





Date: September 18th, 2007 12:05 AM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

You mean redskins victory?

U should hire me as a permanent advisor . . .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8656437)





Date: September 18th, 2007 8:55 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

haha, my bad. thanks for pointing out the gaffe

apparently I already have an agent. there's a guy using the handle "american betting dood's agent" somewhere in here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8657521)





Date: September 18th, 2007 10:43 AM
Author: Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy

*chest bump*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8657876)





Date: September 18th, 2007 4:09 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

this kind of late, but I bet $32.60 to win $53.79 on the Rockies -1.5 in the afternoon game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8658992)





Date: September 18th, 2007 7:54 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

yay!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8659938)





Date: September 18th, 2007 7:54 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*bets 11.39 to win 13.10 on Braves/Marlins under 10.5*

*bets 10.00 to win 12.60 on Reds moneyline +126*

*bets 50.00 to win 55.00 on Pirates/Padres over 7.5*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8659935)





Date: September 18th, 2007 7:58 PM
Author: bossy market

I think every post you make from now on should include your current balance and your balance should you win all your pending bets.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8659950)





Date: September 18th, 2007 8:02 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

current balance (including money in open bets) is 711.39.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8659962)





Date: September 19th, 2007 12:10 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

baseball was good to me today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8660882)





Date: September 19th, 2007 6:24 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

Thoughts on TAMU vs. UMiami?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8663580)





Date: September 19th, 2007 6:26 PM
Author: Ebony Hominid National

*slaps american betting dood playfully on ass* and tells to keep up the good work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8663582)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:20 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*bets 110.94 to win 100.85 on Texas A&M/Miami over 46.5*

I have 810.94 in my account, including the money in this bet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8666201)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:00 AM
Author: topaz becky police squad

What the fuck are you doing? There is free money on that game (TAMU +3?!) and yet you take the risky over?

TAMU is one dimensional. Miami is one dimensional with a record of stopping one dimensional teams. WHY TAKE THE OVER.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8666359)





Date: September 20th, 2007 1:32 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

You really think that Miami is gonna blow it out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8666969)





Date: September 20th, 2007 3:14 PM
Author: topaz becky police squad

I said to bet on TAMU +3 in my previous post.

The value in this game's bets is not in offense-versus-defense; it's in fucking TAMU-versus-Miami, and TAMU wins on paper, hardcore. Miami's defense is top-10 in the nation, except we always, always blow it out our ass against running QBs.

I never put money on anything involving Miami because I'm biased. It's impossible for me to objectively evaluate, and I inevitably think Miami has a better chance than we actually do, but strictly on paper, this is a no-brainer. The line was bet up by Miami homers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8667267)





Date: September 20th, 2007 4:20 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

"Miami's defense is top-10 in the nation"

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8667436)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: topaz becky police squad

The game's about to start, so I'm not going to rifle through it, but it's true.

However, I now no longer have the confidence in TAMU +3 I had before. I'm telling you, I can't look at it objectively. I now think Miami can pull it off if only Wright does his job well enough to let Kenny Phillips, Willie Cooper, and Calais stuff TAMU's run. I don't know anymore. Bah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8668349)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:39 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

They have the number 26 defense in the country in terms of total yards allowed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8668370)





Date: September 20th, 2007 9:59 PM
Author: Heady nibblets

I'm glad I bet on Miami - but I also took ABD's stupid over line. It might be a push - vig. Dammit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8668854)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

"ABD's stupid over line"

Final score: 34-17

Long live ABD!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669067)





Date: September 20th, 2007 11:58 PM
Author: Heady nibblets

titcr - though he got very very lucky on a last minute up for grabs through, i ain't complaining

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669349)





Date: September 20th, 2007 1:33 PM
Author: Judgmental turdskin

these teams will put up 50+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8666972)





Date: September 20th, 2007 3:20 PM
Author: topaz becky police squad

The score could easily be 23-20. In fact, it could easily be 17-13. The over-under line is pretty good. I feel low-20s on either side is about as high as it's likely to go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8667278)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:40 PM
Author: Judgmental turdskin

oops

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669030)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

you got it bro. . .



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669061)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: Coral Fighting Address

wow that was something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669069)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:47 PM
Author: free-loading ruby juggernaut

Wow, last gasp. Miami players shaving points?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669068)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:48 PM
Author: Judgmental turdskin

haha, i was holdin my breath there for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669071)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:51 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

$911.48 in the account fellas.

*buys you all a round*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669079)





Date: September 20th, 2007 11:04 PM
Author: topaz becky police squad

Haha that super lame last hail mary saved your ass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669126)





Date: September 20th, 2007 11:07 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

nice call on TAMU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669142)





Date: September 21st, 2007 12:26 AM
Author: topaz becky police squad

It really all was Kyle Wright succeeding at the passing game. If he gave another 9-21, 65 yards, we'd have lost something like 20-13, the type of score I was afraid of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669452)





Date: September 20th, 2007 11:10 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*bets $160.00 to win $100.00 on Oklahoma (-21)*

(yes, I know Tulsa has a good offense)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669148)





Date: September 20th, 2007 11:41 PM
Author: know-it-all psychic karate

Take all of your money and put it on Georgia Tech -3 vs. UVA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669260)





Date: September 21st, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: topaz becky police squad

I was looking at that too. Too bad these goddamn lines are never zero. 21-20 is just such a lame result from the perspective of the gambler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669437)





Date: September 21st, 2007 1:20 AM
Author: Judgmental turdskin

Agreed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669650)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 1:30 AM
Author: Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy

Nice one. With this win, I am nearly at even from my original $20 deposit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8673504)





Date: September 21st, 2007 1:18 AM
Author: Shivering friendly grandma liquid oxygen

*extends fist looking for rock from ABD*

Nothing beats the excitement of a last minute gambling victory - you have earned yourself another faithful follower...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8669646)





Date: September 21st, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: stubborn opaque partner

What do you guys think of AF +13.5 v. BYU? Seems like a lock.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8670461)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 6:59 AM
Author: bistre stirring locus faggot firefighter

DO NOT USE SPORTSBOOK.COM!!!!!

http://www.sportsbookreview.com/SR.aspx?S=Sportsbook.com

sportsbook.com has a dismal D+ rating on sportsbookreview. There are much better sites on the recommended list. Don't use sportsbook.com!!!

*Shakes fist indignantly*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8674045)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 12:12 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

ty dood. once I cash out with them I'll find somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679256)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 8:54 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

pressed for time but here are my bets doods:

bet 200.00 to win 190.48 on Penn St. -3

bet 110.00 to win 84.62 on North Carolina +14

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8674114)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 8:55 AM
Author: soul-stirring heaven ladyboy

penn state might lose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8674116)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 9:43 AM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

you could well be right, but i'm nervous about psu. i did follow your nc line.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8674179)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 1:45 PM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

I did too, but I gotta say, it's not looking too good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8674916)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 5:53 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

Looks like ABD is going to have a shit day. Is there a way to redeem at night?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8675968)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 6:14 PM
Author: Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy

I should stop betting with abd. I jinx him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8676062)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 6:42 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

Its your half ass commitment to the enterprise, demonstrated by your nickel bets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8676146)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy

I'm poor. I only deposited $20. $5 is the minimum bet they will allow, otherwise I'd go lower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8676164)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 8:06 PM
Author: Canary Public Bath

How is $5 even worth the time to make the bet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8676477)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: Ocher meetinghouse

Bet something with long odds?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8676498)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 8:20 PM
Author: Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy

I'm just having fun playing along with the thread. I don't know anything about most of the sports abd is betting on. It would be foolish of me to blindly bet decent sized amounts of money. I don't mind tooling around with $5 though.

Plus, if I could get a big enough stack, I could consistently bet 10% of whatever abd bets and turn $16 into $1k (assuming he succeeds).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8676513)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 7:32 AM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

It doesn't work like that. Your minimum bet shouldn't be more than 5% of your bankroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8678821)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 9:51 AM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

I actually like Mich in that game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8674194)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 9:51 AM
Author: massive sound barrier parlour

I actually like Mich in that game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8674195)





Date: September 22nd, 2007 7:28 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

So far, I am 2 for three. GT let me down b/c Chan is worst coach in the history of the world. South Carolina and Michigan came through.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8676320)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 2:39 AM
Author: Racy Azure Jewess Point

When do we get the NFL picks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8678315)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:46 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

with $701.69 in account...

bet 150.00 to win 136.36 on Colts -6.5

bet 150.00 to win 130.43 on Chargers -5.5

bet 150.00 to win 125.00 on 49ers +10

bet 110.00 to win 95.65 on Pats scoring over 29 points



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8678964)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:17 AM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

Sorry, this is a dumb question, but how do you bet on Pats scoring over 29 points?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679042)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:18 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Sportsbook > Football > NFL Sunday Game Props

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679047)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679057)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:15 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Bet $141.79 to Win $128.90 on Rams +3.5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679038)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:21 AM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

That 49ers bet seems suspect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679053)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:22 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

I didn't read until after I placed the bet that one of SF's starting LB blew out his ACL during the week. If I had, I wouldn't have made the bet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679059)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:39 AM
Author: Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy

Alright abd. If you could make one bet (which is exactly what I can make), what would you put your money on?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679109)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:50 AM
Author: Glittery cocky school

colts. texans don't have andre johnson this week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679154)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 11:55 AM
Author: Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy

*bets $9.63 to win $8.37*

That's my whole stack. So far I'm only 4-5 following your bets (just getting unlucky in following the vast majority of your losing bets and missing out on your winning ones).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679178)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 12:09 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

*pumps fist*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679245)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 12:10 PM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

abd, would you consider starting a part 2 thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679249)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 12:13 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

maybe dood. I'll look into it after today's bets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679262)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 12:19 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

That should be what happens. This is getting unwieldy.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679275)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 1:05 PM
Author: Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy

As unwieldy as this thread is (and I have slow internet, so it is double-bad for me) I kind of like the idea of having the entire journey tracked in a single thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679482)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 4:18 PM
Author: Canary Public Bath

Maybe title it "I reload my Sportsbook.com account with another $160." It has been a tough day. Thats what you get for betting against the Pack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8680168)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 4:18 PM
Author: Iridescent beady-eyed really tough guy

Sorry american bettingdood, that loss wiped me out. It was fun while it lasted. Good luck with reaching $10k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8680167)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 12:21 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

Oh and by the way, I cleaned up yesterday with the following bets

South Carolina +18

Troy - 10

SMU + 25.

Mich +3

I lost on Wash State + 25 and Ga Tech - 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679286)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 12:23 PM
Author: bistre stirring locus faggot firefighter

Retrospective posts are no good. Post that shit beforehand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679291)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 1:00 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

This is probably credited. I will remember this in the future.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679469)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 3:21 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

FWIW, I bet the Colts - 7 and Pittsburgh + 10. I hated to bet against ABD, but I had no choice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8679935)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 4:01 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

ALL OPEN BETS:

1. bet 150.00 to win 136.36 on Colts -6.5 = Loss

2. bet 150.00 to win 130.43 on Chargers -5.5 = Loss

3. bet 150.00 to win 125.00 on 49ers +10 = Loss

4. bet 110.00 to win 95.65 on Pats scoring over 29 points = win

Means your down about $386 on the day. Got any evening picks? I need to cover my loss on the Colts.

5. bet 141.79 to Win 128.90 on Rams +3.5 = loss

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8680070)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 4:19 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

early NFL games have been fucking. brutal.

I have 205.65 left in my account.

Parlay (2 Teams)

Bet $205.65 to Win $474.58

Panthers(Carolina) -4

Redskins(Washington) -3.5

this could be the end of american bettingdood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8680173)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 4:22 PM
Author: Canary Public Bath

You've gone on tilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8680192)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 4:45 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

That was a drastic but hopefully safe move. I would hate to see the end of the ABD. Shyould I take Dallas over Chicago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8680308)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 5:07 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

Hell of a time for Joey Football to start winging it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8680414)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 7:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling cyan tanning salon

You're finished, dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681148)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 7:35 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

ABD is broke.

Will he refund with another 100? I hope so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681133)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: floppy internet-worthy kitchen

LOL OWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681142)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 7:39 PM
Author: swashbuckling cyan tanning salon

credited. though he did have some bad beats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681151)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 7:44 PM
Author: floppy internet-worthy kitchen

Putting everything at the end on that parlay was pretty dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681174)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 8:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling cyan tanning salon

Especially on the Skins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681455)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 7:52 PM
Author: Mind-boggling buff death wish water buffalo

the day

the muuuusic

...died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681197)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 8:48 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

Now Now, I am not giving up hope yet.......

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681438)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 9:11 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Dear ABD fans,

First of all, thank you for your friendship.

Secondly, I apologize for letting you down. (Especially to those of you who bet with me--I'm sorry.) It was a wild ride. Just yesterday morning, before any of the NCAA kickoffs, I had reached the account record of $1011. How quickly things can change!

Looking on the bright side of things, it's probably for the best that my endeavor failed. I am, after all, a law student and I need to be studying instead of constantly researching on ESPN.com and watching games. If someone wants to donate some re-starter cash I might reconsider retirement, but I'm pretty sure this is the end of the road for me. I'm a poor and, as I said, I have other things I should be doing.

The very best to all you doods in your future betting endeavors.

*revolutionary fist*,

abd



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681553)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 9:14 PM
Author: Canary Public Bath

Learn to play poker -- it is the only way that you can actually make money gambling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681568)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 9:20 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

tried that. guess gambling is just not for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681593)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 9:31 PM
Author: Canary Public Bath

You actually need to get good at it -- there are enough idiots online that anyone can make money if they play smart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681652)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 9:32 PM
Author: supple codepig

I hope some BIGLAW dudes get together and donate 10K to your account just to reward you for the entertainment you brought to XOXO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681655)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:28 PM
Author: Disturbing brunch

You had a good overall record. What did you end up with, around 60% correct on straight wagers? If you could deliver that kind of long run performance, there is a sports hedge fund with your name on it. The problem was your risk management, or lack thereof. I recommend reading up on the Kelly Criterion, which is the mathematical formula for maximizing long run growth rate on your investment. If you are able to pick 60% of winners on straight wagers, you should risk no more than 15-20% of your bankroll on any event, depending on the vig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681933)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:36 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

thank you very much for this comment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681973)





Date: September 23rd, 2007 10:08 PM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

WE WILL ALWAYS REMEMBER YOU AMERICAN BETTING DOOD!!! BEST THREAD ON XOXO EVER!!! *opens six pack, relives the memories*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8681835)





Date: September 24th, 2007 5:26 PM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon

Who is going to take his place?

I need my XOXO betting fix, it is the only useful information this site offers anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8684863)





Date: September 24th, 2007 5:56 PM
Author: lascivious shimmering gas station milk

I'm already on it d00der. I don't bet on baseball. But I will be carrying on starting when NCAA is back on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8684977)





Date: September 24th, 2007 8:04 PM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon

will you put it here? or start your own?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8685541)





Date: September 24th, 2007 5:58 PM
Author: Judgmental turdskin

I'm not gonna name names...but somebody is in first place in the xoxo college pickem game!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8684985)





Date: September 24th, 2007 8:06 PM
Author: thriller hilarious whorehouse quadroon

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8685547)





Date: September 24th, 2007 9:11 PM
Author: Judgmental turdskin

http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/college/25893

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8685790)





Date: September 24th, 2007 8:09 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

I only ask that any future threads be somehow named after me in recognition of my pioneering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8685560)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:48 PM
Author: Citrine irradiated pit

I refuse to let this thread die. Long live ABD!!

So you had a couple of bad days. Get back on the saddle. I'm going to Vegas a week from tomorrow and desperately need advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8689873)





Date: September 24th, 2007 8:38 PM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

Coming next month: The POKER thread! I'm going to try my hand at online poker, seems like a viable option to make so dough. (I have to wait though because I blew $150 on sports betting, no worries...it was worth the fun)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8685660)





Date: September 24th, 2007 10:25 PM
Author: Ebony Hominid National

*bows head and raises single solitary fist*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8686086)





Date: October 28th, 2007 11:52 PM
Author: bistre stirring locus faggot firefighter

ITT: I gradually turn $160 into $0 betting on sportsbook.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8824759)





Date: November 13th, 2007 12:22 PM
Author: Ebony Hominid National

Like the south, americanbettingdood shall rise again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8889092)





Date: November 13th, 2007 1:39 PM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

come here americanbettingdood. get yourself another $160 its college baskeball season!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8889391)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 10:14 PM
Author: Wonderful circlehead

herro?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8974087)





Date: December 3rd, 2007 10:34 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Plaza Pozpig

First!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#8974218)





Date: January 11th, 2008 5:23 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

I've heard your calls. I have returned.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#9148479)





Date: January 11th, 2008 5:26 PM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

OMGZ!!!!!! The football season is almost over though. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#9148501)





Date: January 11th, 2008 5:33 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

basketball is actually my forte though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#9148557)





Date: January 11th, 2008 5:30 PM
Author: Ebony Hominid National

Brother!

*RAISES SINGLE SOLITARY FIST THEN EMBRACES BETTINGDOOD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#9148535)





Date: September 21st, 2008 7:58 PM
Author: Glittery cocky school

Fellows, please be advised I will make my triumphant return (for real) later this week...

*FIST PUMP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#10184174)





Date: September 21st, 2008 8:03 PM
Author: Bright jet-lagged lodge

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#10184201)





Date: September 22nd, 2008 6:19 AM
Author: Cerebral mad-dog skullcap

*dusts off old moniker while giving a triple fist pump*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#10185596)





Date: September 22nd, 2008 12:21 AM
Author: Unhinged excitant theater stage

*throws fist into air*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=683396&forum_id=2#10185121)