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diff between a chick on law review and a washing machine?

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow...
clear lascivious legend ape
  09/09/07
I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.
Chocolate Forum
  09/09/07
that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment wit...
Pale sandwich
  11/20/07
FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT, *BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYON...
indigo tank
  09/10/07
The washing machine has an off button.
lavender dilemma immigrant
  09/09/07
Some washing machines are attractive.
Fragrant Cyan Home Love Of Her Life
  09/09/07
excellent.
clear lascivious legend ape
  09/09/07
Compare ... http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrie...
Fragrant Cyan Home Love Of Her Life
  09/09/07
no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.
clear lascivious legend ape
  09/09/07
Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have foun...
aquamarine circlehead
  11/20/07
TIOCTCR more representative image of LS girls http://t...
razzmatazz carnelian indirect expression
  07/20/08
They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.
Chocolate Forum
  09/09/07
lololol
Pale sandwich
  11/20/07
Washing machines do the laundry.
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
Not bad.
Fragrant Cyan Home Love Of Her Life
  09/09/07
People fuck washing machines.
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
About ten pounds.
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
This one is good.
Chocolate Forum
  09/09/07
yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50...
clear lascivious legend ape
  09/09/07
A washing machine got where it was by hard work.
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
Washing machines serve a useful purpose. ZING! I win.
Fragrant Cyan Home Love Of Her Life
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
third time was a charm. nicely done.
clear lascivious legend ape
  09/09/07
179
jet-lagged box office factory reset button
  09/10/07
You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.
Chocolate Forum
  09/09/07
A washing machine knows its place.
Fragrant Cyan Home Love Of Her Life
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't have break outs.
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotlin...
Exciting lime principal's office boistinker
  09/09/07
When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ th...
Fragrant Cyan Home Love Of Her Life
  09/09/07
A washing machine can be delicate
Lemon laughsome sex offender chapel
  09/09/07
A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to s...
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
this made me laugh for some reason
adulterous wonderful blood rage piazza
  09/09/07
Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, a...
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
*lol*
Godawful Diverse Voyeur
  09/09/07
ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were mean...
flesh cocky macaca
  09/11/07
I'm confused.
flesh cocky macaca
  09/11/07
just horrible.
Outnumbered maize headpube
  09/20/07
you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machi...
clear lascivious legend ape
  07/20/08
A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end...
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine...
clear lascivious legend ape
  09/09/07
Decent
coral rambunctious institution
  09/09/07
I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a w...
Chocolate Forum
  09/09/07
polite applause
beady-eyed therapy
  09/11/07
A washing machine has more curves.
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screw...
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
Good.
Provocative crimson abode people who are hurt
  09/09/07
Washing machines will never get an abortion.
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
Washing machines can get wet when they need to.
Provocative crimson abode people who are hurt
  09/09/07
This was going to be my next joke! Hi five!
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
*high five*
Provocative crimson abode people who are hurt
  09/09/07
A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an A...
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
underrated
swashbuckling thirsty ladyboy
  11/20/07
lol
onyx razzle-dazzle personal credit line toaster
  09/09/08
A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.
Adventurous painfully honest cuck
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a base...
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than i...
Fragrant Cyan Home Love Of Her Life
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative ...
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
Their father never touched a washing machine.
Chocolate Forum
  09/09/07
Excellent.
Provocative crimson abode people who are hurt
  09/09/07
A washing machine looks good without clothes.
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
Neither of them wear bras.
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when ...
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how ...
adulterous wonderful blood rage piazza
  09/09/07
Heehee.
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
excellent.
clear lascivious legend ape
  09/09/07
washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI wo...
clear lascivious legend ape
  09/09/07
A man can actually turn on a washing machine.
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
partners trust their washing machines with important work
adulterous wonderful blood rage piazza
  09/09/07
Heh, heh, heh.
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
nice.
Outnumbered maize headpube
  09/20/07
Washing machines won't sue XO.
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
LOL. I really liked this for some reason
alcoholic doobsian crackhouse
  09/09/08
I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
Men want washing machines.
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
underratted
aqua vigorous internal respiration
  07/20/08
wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done
Mahogany Aphrodisiac Trailer Park National Security Agency
  09/09/07
Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you tur...
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.
Fragrant Cyan Home Love Of Her Life
  09/09/07
Not bad at all.
cerebral selfie
  09/09/08
Men want washing machines at home. Washing machines fit ...
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
B A A- B- C B A
Outnumbered maize headpube
  09/20/07
One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.
emerald senate
  09/09/07
This one's my favorite.
Confused jet step-uncle's house
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't scare little children.
Glassy parlor
  09/09/07
one fucking eighty for this whole thread
Deranged self-absorbed temple
  09/10/07
A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking ...
indigo tank
  09/10/07
when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it d...
jet-lagged box office factory reset button
  09/10/07
washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a...
carmine foreskin
  09/11/07
The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the ...
Bossy hall goal in life
  09/11/07
When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for m...
Smoky exhilarant fat ankles
  09/11/07
True dat.
coral rambunctious institution
  10/24/07
washing machines have a warm cycle
spectacular massive native gay wizard
  09/11/07
when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns...
carmine foreskin
  09/11/07
one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will ...
crystalline regret set
  09/11/07
Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.
Shimmering Address Son Of Senegal
  09/20/07
Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody&...
Glassy parlor
  09/20/07
A washing machine can make partner.
Odious Range Mad Cow Disease
  09/20/07
Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP
boyish parlour
  09/20/07
lol
dashing flickering indian lodge
  09/20/07
ha
carmine foreskin
  09/25/07
fuck off
boyish parlour
  09/25/07
I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine
Cerise embarrassed to the bone half-breed
  09/20/07
A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand
flushed garrison
  09/25/07
*crickets*
carmine foreskin
  09/25/07
bump
mustard juggernaut
  10/24/07
washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals be...
carmine foreskin
  11/19/07
lulz
electric anal dog poop
  11/19/07
Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.
Tripping Mentally Impaired Dingle Berry Center
  11/19/07
Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.
Bossy hall goal in life
  11/20/07
lulz.
cerebral selfie
  09/09/08
A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come fi...
Glassy parlor
  11/20/07
Washing machines have better hygiene.
Glassy parlor
  11/20/07
you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review c...
Charismatic Plaza
  11/20/07
dammit. I am a bad person now.
alcoholic doobsian crackhouse
  09/09/08
Washing machines have better legs. Washing machines don't...
Glassy parlor
  11/20/07
Loads.
Walnut Glittery Black Woman
  11/20/07
Underrated.
Soul-stirring boltzmann
  07/20/08
well done! but I was softened up by the kitten joke.
alcoholic doobsian crackhouse
  09/09/08
Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.
Walnut Glittery Black Woman
  11/20/07
A washing machine can't grow a mustache
Bossy hall goal in life
  11/20/07
luluz
very tactful floppy location
  11/20/07
180
carmine foreskin
  11/29/07
...
Turquoise Theatre Elastic Band
  07/17/08
A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a...
frum bawdyhouse
  07/17/08
...
violent casino french chef
  07/20/08
...
violent casino french chef
  07/20/08
Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapp...
pink cruel-hearted national
  07/20/08
Washing machines smell nice Washing machines rinse Washing...
Topaz site
  07/20/08
The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.
pontificating titillating university digit ratio
  07/20/08
This is underrated.
Garnet stag film brethren
  09/09/08
A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine....
clear lascivious legend ape
  07/20/08
A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return ...
mildly autistic stage
  07/20/08
When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell li...
Sadistic Really Tough Guy
  07/20/08
Hahahahaha
Topaz site
  07/20/08
The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a w...
pontificating titillating university digit ratio
  07/20/08
damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up y...
violent casino french chef
  07/20/08
Riding a laundry machine can be fun.
splenetic hairraiser point
  07/20/08
Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.
splenetic hairraiser point
  07/20/08
A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.
splenetic hairraiser point
  07/20/08
A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.
splenetic hairraiser point
  07/20/08
wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the o...
Coiffed federal sanctuary
  07/20/08
wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.
rough-skinned startled office
  07/20/08
sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got appro...
Coiffed federal sanctuary
  07/20/08
last one is kind of funny. not in vacuum, but in the cont...
dark area
  09/09/08
washing machines can drive
Dull School
  07/20/08
Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.
Hyperactive dead shrine incel
  07/20/08
Washing machines arent frigid cunts.
violent casino french chef
  09/09/08
i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questi...
concupiscible navy mental disorder death wish
  09/09/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: clear lascivious legend ape

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619824)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:27 PM
Author: Chocolate Forum

I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619834)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: Pale sandwich

that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment within the past 24 hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917422)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: indigo tank

FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT,

*BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYONE IN THE THREAD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: lavender dilemma immigrant

The washing machine has an off button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619841)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Fragrant Cyan Home Love Of Her Life

Some washing machines are attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: clear lascivious legend ape

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619846)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: Fragrant Cyan Home Love Of Her Life

Compare ...

http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrief/2006Spring/images/articles/law_review_staff.jpg

http://www.lge.com/products/model/detail/wd-1412rd.jhtml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619878)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: clear lascivious legend ape

no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619892)





Date: November 20th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: aquamarine circlehead

Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have found much uglier people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917553)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:59 AM
Author: razzmatazz carnelian indirect expression

TIOCTCR

more representative image of LS girls

http://thepiratesdilemma.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/toxic_avenger.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991887)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Chocolate Forum

They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619891)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: Pale sandwich

lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917423)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

Washing machines do the laundry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619898)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Fragrant Cyan Home Love Of Her Life

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619907)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

People fuck washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619901)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

About ten pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619903)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Chocolate Forum

This one is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619906)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: clear lascivious legend ape

yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619921)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

A washing machine got where it was by hard work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619910)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Fragrant Cyan Home Love Of Her Life

Washing machines serve a useful purpose.

ZING! I win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619912)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: clear lascivious legend ape

third time was a charm. nicely done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619917)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:46 AM
Author: jet-lagged box office factory reset button

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622016)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Chocolate Forum

You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619916)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Fragrant Cyan Home Love Of Her Life

A washing machine knows its place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619937)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

A washing machine doesn't have break outs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619957)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Exciting lime principal's office boistinker

a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotline when you kick the shit out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619958)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Fragrant Cyan Home Love Of Her Life

When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619963)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Lemon laughsome sex offender chapel

A washing machine can be delicate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619964)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to shut the fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: adulterous wonderful blood rage piazza

this made me laugh for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619966)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, and it's actually irrelevant that you're comparing the woman to a washing machine.

I didn't know why I laughed when I thought of this joke, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619983)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:47 PM
Author: Godawful Diverse Voyeur

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620294)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:17 AM
Author: flesh cocky macaca

ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were meant in reply to the put it out with the trash comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627248)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: flesh cocky macaca

I'm confused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627252)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:44 PM
Author: Outnumbered maize headpube

just horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668383)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:09 AM
Author: clear lascivious legend ape

you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machine you DON'T put it out with the trash".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991015)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end of each cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619994)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: clear lascivious legend ape

you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine jokes? that would be quite a coup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620004)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: coral rambunctious institution

Decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620018)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Chocolate Forum

I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a washing machine when it wasn't turned on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620023)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: beady-eyed therapy

polite applause

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626065)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

A washing machine has more curves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screwdriver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620032)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Provocative crimson abode people who are hurt

Good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620038)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

Washing machines will never get an abortion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620036)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Provocative crimson abode people who are hurt

Washing machines can get wet when they need to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620043)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

This was going to be my next joke!

Hi five!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620054)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Provocative crimson abode people who are hurt

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620078)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an Asian man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: swashbuckling thirsty ladyboy

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917764)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:14 AM
Author: onyx razzle-dazzle personal credit line toaster

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141606)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Adventurous painfully honest cuck

A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620047)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620049)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Fragrant Cyan Home Love Of Her Life

A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620064)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620069)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: Chocolate Forum

Their father never touched a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620075)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Provocative crimson abode people who are hurt

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620084)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

A washing machine looks good without clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620121)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620125)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

Neither of them wear bras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620135)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:14 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when you grab its knobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620138)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: adulterous wonderful blood rage piazza

washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how they're a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620140)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

Heehee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620152)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: clear lascivious legend ape

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620153)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: clear lascivious legend ape

washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620141)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

A man can actually turn on a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620145)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: adulterous wonderful blood rage piazza

partners trust their washing machines with important work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620148)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

Heh, heh, heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620156)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: Outnumbered maize headpube

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668438)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

Washing machines won't sue XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620155)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:09 AM
Author: alcoholic doobsian crackhouse

LOL. I really liked this for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141602)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620160)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

Men want washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620168)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:27 PM
Author: aqua vigorous internal respiration

underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992090)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: Mahogany Aphrodisiac Trailer Park National Security Agency

wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620217)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: Glassy parlor
Subject: Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo

Do they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620239)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you turn it on and dump a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620259)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:45 PM
Author: Fragrant Cyan Home Love Of Her Life

Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620278)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:15 AM
Author: cerebral selfie

Not bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141698)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

Men want washing machines at home.

Washing machines fit in the back of trucks.

Washing machines don't hate sex.

Washing machines eventually shut the fuck up after you dump a load in it.

Washing machines don't need plastic surgery to look nice.

Washing machines don't hurt as much when they fall on you.

Washing machines don't wear awkward pansuits all the time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620281)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: Outnumbered maize headpube

B

A

A-

B-

C

B

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668533)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: emerald senate

One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620288)





Date: September 9th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Confused jet step-uncle's house

This one's my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621222)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:48 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620302)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:50 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

Washing machines don't scare little children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620313)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: Deranged self-absorbed temple

one fucking eighty for this whole thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621980)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:40 AM
Author: indigo tank

A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking the washing machine.

*rape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622000)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: jet-lagged box office factory reset button

when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it doesn't cry rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622009)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:20 AM
Author: carmine foreskin

washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a sweet offer, whereas they didn't get shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626050)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: Bossy hall goal in life

The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the creek better fits the crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627407)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: Smoky exhilarant fat ankles

When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627443)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:43 PM
Author: coral rambunctious institution

True dat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808126)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: spectacular massive native gay wizard

washing machines have a warm cycle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627456)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: carmine foreskin

when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns them on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627469)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:01 PM
Author: crystalline regret set

one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will probably work for two years, get pregnant, and never earn another dime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: Shimmering Address Son Of Senegal

Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668365)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:10 PM
Author: Glassy parlor

Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody" cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668478)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: Odious Range Mad Cow Disease

A washing machine can make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:20 PM
Author: boyish parlour

Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668513)





Date: September 20th, 2007 9:03 PM
Author: dashing flickering indian lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668647)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: carmine foreskin

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689695)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:31 PM
Author: boyish parlour

fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689820)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: Cerise embarrassed to the bone half-breed

I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668955)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:08 PM
Author: flushed garrison

A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689735)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: carmine foreskin

*crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689745)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:42 PM
Author: mustard juggernaut
Subject: bump

more!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808121)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: carmine foreskin

washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals because they just realized that there were two whole classis for which they didn't do the reading. "OMG - what am i going to do! i stayed at Rashiid's Law Review House Party WAAAY too late on Sunday night -- past 9:00pm! AND i had two glasses of wine. OMG - the Samosas were delicious, and that was sooo much fun playing "ORder of the Coif - the Board Game". but now my finals are ruined - this partaying is out of hand!" *shriek*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916108)





Date: November 19th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: electric anal dog poop

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916201)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: Tripping Mentally Impaired Dingle Berry Center

Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916185)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: Bossy hall goal in life

Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916536)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:17 AM
Author: cerebral selfie

lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141699)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Glassy parlor

A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come finals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917463)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:50 AM
Author: Glassy parlor

Washing machines have better hygiene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917467)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: Charismatic Plaza

you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review chick and spinning her around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917473)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: alcoholic doobsian crackhouse

dammit. I am a bad person now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141604)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:59 AM
Author: Glassy parlor

Washing machines have better legs.

Washing machines don't have hairy underarms.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917475)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Walnut Glittery Black Woman

Loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917484)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:44 AM
Author: Soul-stirring boltzmann

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991840)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: alcoholic doobsian crackhouse

well done!

but I was softened up by the kitten joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141605)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: Walnut Glittery Black Woman

Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917486)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: Bossy hall goal in life

A washing machine can't grow a mustache

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917491)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:19 PM
Author: very tactful floppy location

luluz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917754)





Date: November 29th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: carmine foreskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8954079)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:05 AM
Author: Turquoise Theatre Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981375)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:30 AM
Author: frum bawdyhouse

A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a bunch of loads in it.

I don't have to be drunk to use a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981415)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:31 AM
Author: violent casino french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990927)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: violent casino french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990938)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:41 AM
Author: pink cruel-hearted national

Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapped in my basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990948)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:43 AM
Author: Topaz site

Washing machines smell nice

Washing machines rinse

Washing machines come in different shapes and sizes

Washing machines were invented to make life easier for human beings



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990951)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:45 AM
Author: pontificating titillating university digit ratio

The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990955)





Date: September 9th, 2008 9:23 AM
Author: Garnet stag film brethren

This is underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141764)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:06 AM
Author: clear lascivious legend ape

A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine. (tyty t7stud)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991009)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:17 AM
Author: mildly autistic stage

A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return it and get a brand new one if it's a lemon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991034)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:22 AM
Author: Sadistic Really Tough Guy

When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell like you're sticking your dick in a jar of three year old mayonnaise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991046)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:51 AM
Author: Topaz site

Hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991884)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:24 AM
Author: pontificating titillating university digit ratio

The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991050)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:02 AM
Author: violent casino french chef

damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up your game, xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991820)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:10 AM
Author: splenetic hairraiser point

Riding a laundry machine can be fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991850)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: splenetic hairraiser point

Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991851)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: splenetic hairraiser point

A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991852)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: splenetic hairraiser point

A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991854)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:22 AM
Author: Coiffed federal sanctuary

wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the old portion of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991863)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:45 AM
Author: rough-skinned startled office

wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991957)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:01 PM
Author: Coiffed federal sanctuary

sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got approving responses.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992134)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:29 AM
Author: dark area

last one is kind of funny.

not in vacuum, but in the context of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141609)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:13 AM
Author: Dull School

washing machines can drive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991895)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:45 PM
Author: Hyperactive dead shrine incel

Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992115)





Date: September 9th, 2008 1:22 AM
Author: violent casino french chef

Washing machines arent frigid cunts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141042)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:26 AM
Author: concupiscible navy mental disorder death wish

i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questions about "pro bono opportunities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141608)