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diff between a chick on law review and a washing machine?

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow...
stubborn black woman
  09/09/07
I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.
transparent halford death wish
  09/09/07
that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment wit...
aqua tantric property
  11/20/07
FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT, *BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYON...
Bipolar Cream Center
  09/10/07
The washing machine has an off button.
beta spectacular public bath pisswyrm
  09/09/07
Some washing machines are attractive.
Mischievous talented ticket booth
  09/09/07
excellent.
stubborn black woman
  09/09/07
Compare ... http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrie...
Mischievous talented ticket booth
  09/09/07
no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.
stubborn black woman
  09/09/07
Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have foun...
gold trust fund institution
  11/20/07
TIOCTCR more representative image of LS girls http://t...
Fragrant locale water buffalo
  07/20/08
They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.
transparent halford death wish
  09/09/07
lololol
aqua tantric property
  11/20/07
Washing machines do the laundry.
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
Not bad.
Mischievous talented ticket booth
  09/09/07
People fuck washing machines.
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
About ten pounds.
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
This one is good.
transparent halford death wish
  09/09/07
yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50...
stubborn black woman
  09/09/07
A washing machine got where it was by hard work.
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
Washing machines serve a useful purpose. ZING! I win.
Mischievous talented ticket booth
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
third time was a charm. nicely done.
stubborn black woman
  09/09/07
179
wonderful carmine deer antler
  09/10/07
You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.
transparent halford death wish
  09/09/07
A washing machine knows its place.
Mischievous talented ticket booth
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't have break outs.
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotlin...
low-t box office personal credit line
  09/09/07
When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ th...
Mischievous talented ticket booth
  09/09/07
A washing machine can be delicate
Ocher Chad Gas Station
  09/09/07
A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to s...
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
this made me laugh for some reason
orange shrine
  09/09/07
Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, a...
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
*lol*
Flickering Sapphire Giraffe
  09/09/07
ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were mean...
Apoplectic Puce Crotch Meetinghouse
  09/11/07
I'm confused.
Apoplectic Puce Crotch Meetinghouse
  09/11/07
just horrible.
Chartreuse swashbuckling field keepsake machete
  09/20/07
you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machi...
stubborn black woman
  07/20/08
A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end...
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine...
stubborn black woman
  09/09/07
Decent
slimy heady hall boistinker
  09/09/07
I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a w...
transparent halford death wish
  09/09/07
polite applause
Razzmatazz Red Dilemma
  09/11/07
A washing machine has more curves.
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screw...
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
Good.
jet-lagged mind-boggling theater background story
  09/09/07
Washing machines will never get an abortion.
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
Washing machines can get wet when they need to.
jet-lagged mind-boggling theater background story
  09/09/07
This was going to be my next joke! Hi five!
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
*high five*
jet-lagged mind-boggling theater background story
  09/09/07
A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an A...
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
underrated
Pearly aromatic rehab
  11/20/07
lol
citrine comical friendly grandma
  09/09/08
A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.
180 mildly autistic church
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a base...
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than i...
Mischievous talented ticket booth
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative ...
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
Their father never touched a washing machine.
transparent halford death wish
  09/09/07
Excellent.
jet-lagged mind-boggling theater background story
  09/09/07
A washing machine looks good without clothes.
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
Neither of them wear bras.
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when ...
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how ...
orange shrine
  09/09/07
Heehee.
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
excellent.
stubborn black woman
  09/09/07
washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI wo...
stubborn black woman
  09/09/07
A man can actually turn on a washing machine.
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
partners trust their washing machines with important work
orange shrine
  09/09/07
Heh, heh, heh.
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
nice.
Chartreuse swashbuckling field keepsake machete
  09/20/07
Washing machines won't sue XO.
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
LOL. I really liked this for some reason
Big cruise ship french chef
  09/09/08
I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
Men want washing machines.
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
underratted
carnelian galvanic nursing home pocket flask
  07/20/08
wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done
dashing bistre chapel
  09/09/07
Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you tur...
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.
Mischievous talented ticket booth
  09/09/07
Not bad at all.
Razzle market jap
  09/09/08
Men want washing machines at home. Washing machines fit ...
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
B A A- B- C B A
Chartreuse swashbuckling field keepsake machete
  09/20/07
One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.
shaky burgundy liquid oxygen hell
  09/09/07
This one's my favorite.
Flushed doobsian gaming laptop
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't scare little children.
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/09/07
one fucking eighty for this whole thread
concupiscible yellow goyim police squad
  09/10/07
A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking ...
Bipolar Cream Center
  09/10/07
when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it d...
wonderful carmine deer antler
  09/10/07
washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a...
magical therapy telephone
  09/11/07
The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the ...
rebellious excitant set
  09/11/07
When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for m...
Cerise Motley National
  09/11/07
True dat.
slimy heady hall boistinker
  10/24/07
washing machines have a warm cycle
Pontificating filthy garrison cumskin
  09/11/07
when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns...
magical therapy telephone
  09/11/07
one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will ...
Mint Impressive Sanctuary Striped Hyena
  09/11/07
Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.
aquamarine vigorous lodge
  09/20/07
Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody&...
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  09/20/07
A washing machine can make partner.
Brilliant razzle-dazzle immigrant tanning salon
  09/20/07
Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP
exciting hateful casino
  09/20/07
lol
appetizing bawdyhouse
  09/20/07
ha
magical therapy telephone
  09/25/07
fuck off
exciting hateful casino
  09/25/07
I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine
Stirring Dysfunction Prole
  09/20/07
A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand
mewling famous landscape painting
  09/25/07
*crickets*
magical therapy telephone
  09/25/07
bump
crusty menage faggot firefighter
  10/24/07
washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals be...
magical therapy telephone
  11/19/07
lulz
umber well-lubricated stage
  11/19/07
Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.
painfully honest metal area
  11/19/07
Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.
rebellious excitant set
  11/20/07
lulz.
Razzle market jap
  09/09/08
A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come fi...
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  11/20/07
Washing machines have better hygiene.
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  11/20/07
you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review c...
Fiercely-loyal autistic whorehouse people who are hurt
  11/20/07
dammit. I am a bad person now.
Big cruise ship french chef
  09/09/08
Washing machines have better legs. Washing machines don't...
violent fortuitous meteor senate
  11/20/07
Loads.
Passionate Point Milk
  11/20/07
Underrated.
Slate school cafeteria depressive
  07/20/08
well done! but I was softened up by the kitten joke.
Big cruise ship french chef
  09/09/08
Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.
Passionate Point Milk
  11/20/07
A washing machine can't grow a mustache
rebellious excitant set
  11/20/07
luluz
Indigo sickened parlor
  11/20/07
180
magical therapy telephone
  11/29/07
...
Copper indian lodge
  07/17/08
A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a...
Ebony Soul-stirring Jewess
  07/17/08
...
opaque circlehead
  07/20/08
...
opaque circlehead
  07/20/08
Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapp...
Naked plaza
  07/20/08
Washing machines smell nice Washing machines rinse Washing...
aggressive racy orchestra pit
  07/20/08
The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.
Cowardly turquoise mental disorder
  07/20/08
This is underrated.
Azure foreskin
  09/09/08
A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine....
stubborn black woman
  07/20/08
A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return ...
startling diverse voyeur
  07/20/08
When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell li...
Alcoholic Electric Digit Ratio House
  07/20/08
Hahahahaha
aggressive racy orchestra pit
  07/20/08
The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a w...
Cowardly turquoise mental disorder
  07/20/08
damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up y...
opaque circlehead
  07/20/08
Riding a laundry machine can be fun.
titillating jade principal's office
  07/20/08
Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.
titillating jade principal's office
  07/20/08
A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.
titillating jade principal's office
  07/20/08
A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.
titillating jade principal's office
  07/20/08
wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the o...
cracking narrow-minded organic girlfriend
  07/20/08
wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.
clear duck-like genital piercing
  07/20/08
sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got appro...
cracking narrow-minded organic girlfriend
  07/20/08
last one is kind of funny. not in vacuum, but in the cont...
arrogant site alpha
  09/09/08
washing machines can drive
Marvelous pervert becky
  07/20/08
Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.
Vibrant Range Electric Furnace
  07/20/08
Washing machines arent frigid cunts.
opaque circlehead
  09/09/08
i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questi...
Bespoke Affirmative Action
  09/09/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: stubborn black woman

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619824)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:27 PM
Author: transparent halford death wish

I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619834)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: aqua tantric property

that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment within the past 24 hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917422)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: Bipolar Cream Center

FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT,

*BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYONE IN THE THREAD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: beta spectacular public bath pisswyrm

The washing machine has an off button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619841)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Mischievous talented ticket booth

Some washing machines are attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: stubborn black woman

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619846)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: Mischievous talented ticket booth

Compare ...

http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrief/2006Spring/images/articles/law_review_staff.jpg

http://www.lge.com/products/model/detail/wd-1412rd.jhtml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619878)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: stubborn black woman

no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619892)





Date: November 20th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: gold trust fund institution

Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have found much uglier people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917553)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:59 AM
Author: Fragrant locale water buffalo

TIOCTCR

more representative image of LS girls

http://thepiratesdilemma.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/toxic_avenger.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991887)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: transparent halford death wish

They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619891)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: aqua tantric property

lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917423)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

Washing machines do the laundry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619898)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Mischievous talented ticket booth

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619907)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

People fuck washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619901)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

About ten pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619903)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: transparent halford death wish

This one is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619906)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: stubborn black woman

yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619921)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

A washing machine got where it was by hard work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619910)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Mischievous talented ticket booth

Washing machines serve a useful purpose.

ZING! I win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619912)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: stubborn black woman

third time was a charm. nicely done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619917)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:46 AM
Author: wonderful carmine deer antler

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622016)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: transparent halford death wish

You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619916)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Mischievous talented ticket booth

A washing machine knows its place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619937)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

A washing machine doesn't have break outs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619957)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: low-t box office personal credit line

a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotline when you kick the shit out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619958)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Mischievous talented ticket booth

When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619963)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Ocher Chad Gas Station

A washing machine can be delicate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619964)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to shut the fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: orange shrine

this made me laugh for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619966)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, and it's actually irrelevant that you're comparing the woman to a washing machine.

I didn't know why I laughed when I thought of this joke, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619983)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:47 PM
Author: Flickering Sapphire Giraffe

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620294)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:17 AM
Author: Apoplectic Puce Crotch Meetinghouse

ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were meant in reply to the put it out with the trash comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627248)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Apoplectic Puce Crotch Meetinghouse

I'm confused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627252)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:44 PM
Author: Chartreuse swashbuckling field keepsake machete

just horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668383)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:09 AM
Author: stubborn black woman

you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machine you DON'T put it out with the trash".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991015)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end of each cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619994)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: stubborn black woman

you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine jokes? that would be quite a coup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620004)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: slimy heady hall boistinker

Decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620018)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: transparent halford death wish

I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a washing machine when it wasn't turned on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620023)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Red Dilemma

polite applause

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626065)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

A washing machine has more curves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screwdriver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620032)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: jet-lagged mind-boggling theater background story

Good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620038)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

Washing machines will never get an abortion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620036)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: jet-lagged mind-boggling theater background story

Washing machines can get wet when they need to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620043)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

This was going to be my next joke!

Hi five!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620054)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: jet-lagged mind-boggling theater background story

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620078)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an Asian man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: Pearly aromatic rehab

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917764)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:14 AM
Author: citrine comical friendly grandma

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141606)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: 180 mildly autistic church

A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620047)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620049)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Mischievous talented ticket booth

A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620064)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620069)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: transparent halford death wish

Their father never touched a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620075)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: jet-lagged mind-boggling theater background story

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620084)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

A washing machine looks good without clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620121)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620125)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

Neither of them wear bras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620135)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:14 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when you grab its knobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620138)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: orange shrine

washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how they're a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620140)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

Heehee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620152)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: stubborn black woman

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620153)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: stubborn black woman

washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620141)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

A man can actually turn on a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620145)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: orange shrine

partners trust their washing machines with important work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620148)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

Heh, heh, heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620156)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: Chartreuse swashbuckling field keepsake machete

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668438)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

Washing machines won't sue XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620155)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:09 AM
Author: Big cruise ship french chef

LOL. I really liked this for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141602)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620160)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

Men want washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620168)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:27 PM
Author: carnelian galvanic nursing home pocket flask

underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992090)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: dashing bistre chapel

wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620217)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate
Subject: Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo

Do they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620239)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you turn it on and dump a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620259)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:45 PM
Author: Mischievous talented ticket booth

Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620278)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:15 AM
Author: Razzle market jap

Not bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141698)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

Men want washing machines at home.

Washing machines fit in the back of trucks.

Washing machines don't hate sex.

Washing machines eventually shut the fuck up after you dump a load in it.

Washing machines don't need plastic surgery to look nice.

Washing machines don't hurt as much when they fall on you.

Washing machines don't wear awkward pansuits all the time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620281)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: Chartreuse swashbuckling field keepsake machete

B

A

A-

B-

C

B

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668533)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: shaky burgundy liquid oxygen hell

One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620288)





Date: September 9th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Flushed doobsian gaming laptop

This one's my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621222)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:48 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620302)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:50 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

Washing machines don't scare little children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620313)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: concupiscible yellow goyim police squad

one fucking eighty for this whole thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621980)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:40 AM
Author: Bipolar Cream Center

A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking the washing machine.

*rape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622000)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: wonderful carmine deer antler

when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it doesn't cry rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622009)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:20 AM
Author: magical therapy telephone

washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a sweet offer, whereas they didn't get shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626050)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: rebellious excitant set

The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the creek better fits the crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627407)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: Cerise Motley National

When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627443)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:43 PM
Author: slimy heady hall boistinker

True dat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808126)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: Pontificating filthy garrison cumskin

washing machines have a warm cycle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627456)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: magical therapy telephone

when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns them on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627469)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:01 PM
Author: Mint Impressive Sanctuary Striped Hyena

one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will probably work for two years, get pregnant, and never earn another dime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: aquamarine vigorous lodge

Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668365)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:10 PM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody" cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668478)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: Brilliant razzle-dazzle immigrant tanning salon

A washing machine can make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:20 PM
Author: exciting hateful casino

Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668513)





Date: September 20th, 2007 9:03 PM
Author: appetizing bawdyhouse

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668647)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: magical therapy telephone

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689695)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:31 PM
Author: exciting hateful casino

fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689820)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: Stirring Dysfunction Prole

I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668955)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:08 PM
Author: mewling famous landscape painting

A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689735)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: magical therapy telephone

*crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689745)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:42 PM
Author: crusty menage faggot firefighter
Subject: bump

more!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808121)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: magical therapy telephone

washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals because they just realized that there were two whole classis for which they didn't do the reading. "OMG - what am i going to do! i stayed at Rashiid's Law Review House Party WAAAY too late on Sunday night -- past 9:00pm! AND i had two glasses of wine. OMG - the Samosas were delicious, and that was sooo much fun playing "ORder of the Coif - the Board Game". but now my finals are ruined - this partaying is out of hand!" *shriek*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916108)





Date: November 19th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: umber well-lubricated stage

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916201)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: painfully honest metal area

Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916185)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: rebellious excitant set

Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916536)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:17 AM
Author: Razzle market jap

lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141699)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come finals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917463)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:50 AM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

Washing machines have better hygiene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917467)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal autistic whorehouse people who are hurt

you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review chick and spinning her around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917473)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: Big cruise ship french chef

dammit. I am a bad person now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141604)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:59 AM
Author: violent fortuitous meteor senate

Washing machines have better legs.

Washing machines don't have hairy underarms.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917475)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Passionate Point Milk

Loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917484)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:44 AM
Author: Slate school cafeteria depressive

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991840)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: Big cruise ship french chef

well done!

but I was softened up by the kitten joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141605)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: Passionate Point Milk

Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917486)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: rebellious excitant set

A washing machine can't grow a mustache

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917491)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:19 PM
Author: Indigo sickened parlor

luluz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917754)





Date: November 29th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: magical therapy telephone

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8954079)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:05 AM
Author: Copper indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981375)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:30 AM
Author: Ebony Soul-stirring Jewess

A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a bunch of loads in it.

I don't have to be drunk to use a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981415)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:31 AM
Author: opaque circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990927)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: opaque circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990938)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:41 AM
Author: Naked plaza

Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapped in my basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990948)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:43 AM
Author: aggressive racy orchestra pit

Washing machines smell nice

Washing machines rinse

Washing machines come in different shapes and sizes

Washing machines were invented to make life easier for human beings



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990951)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:45 AM
Author: Cowardly turquoise mental disorder

The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990955)





Date: September 9th, 2008 9:23 AM
Author: Azure foreskin

This is underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141764)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:06 AM
Author: stubborn black woman

A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine. (tyty t7stud)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991009)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:17 AM
Author: startling diverse voyeur

A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return it and get a brand new one if it's a lemon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991034)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:22 AM
Author: Alcoholic Electric Digit Ratio House

When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell like you're sticking your dick in a jar of three year old mayonnaise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991046)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:51 AM
Author: aggressive racy orchestra pit

Hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991884)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:24 AM
Author: Cowardly turquoise mental disorder

The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991050)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:02 AM
Author: opaque circlehead

damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up your game, xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991820)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:10 AM
Author: titillating jade principal's office

Riding a laundry machine can be fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991850)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: titillating jade principal's office

Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991851)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: titillating jade principal's office

A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991852)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: titillating jade principal's office

A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991854)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:22 AM
Author: cracking narrow-minded organic girlfriend

wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the old portion of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991863)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:45 AM
Author: clear duck-like genital piercing

wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991957)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:01 PM
Author: cracking narrow-minded organic girlfriend

sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got approving responses.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992134)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:29 AM
Author: arrogant site alpha

last one is kind of funny.

not in vacuum, but in the context of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141609)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:13 AM
Author: Marvelous pervert becky

washing machines can drive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991895)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:45 PM
Author: Vibrant Range Electric Furnace

Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992115)





Date: September 9th, 2008 1:22 AM
Author: opaque circlehead

Washing machines arent frigid cunts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141042)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:26 AM
Author: Bespoke Affirmative Action

i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questions about "pro bono opportunities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141608)