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diff between a chick on law review and a washing machine?

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow...
erotic church pocket flask
  09/09/07
I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.
mustard abusive forum
  09/09/07
that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment wit...
Fragrant flushed french chef voyeur
  11/20/07
FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT, *BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYON...
Smoky Hairraiser Scourge Upon The Earth Incel
  09/10/07
The washing machine has an off button.
Twisted dun associate coffee pot
  09/09/07
Some washing machines are attractive.
Coiffed Gay Chad
  09/09/07
excellent.
erotic church pocket flask
  09/09/07
Compare ... http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrie...
Coiffed Gay Chad
  09/09/07
no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.
erotic church pocket flask
  09/09/07
Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have foun...
low-t principal's office giraffe
  11/20/07
TIOCTCR more representative image of LS girls http://t...
carmine jet-lagged travel guidebook nursing home
  07/20/08
They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.
mustard abusive forum
  09/09/07
lololol
Fragrant flushed french chef voyeur
  11/20/07
Washing machines do the laundry.
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
Not bad.
Coiffed Gay Chad
  09/09/07
People fuck washing machines.
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
About ten pounds.
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
This one is good.
mustard abusive forum
  09/09/07
yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50...
erotic church pocket flask
  09/09/07
A washing machine got where it was by hard work.
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
Washing machines serve a useful purpose. ZING! I win.
Coiffed Gay Chad
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
third time was a charm. nicely done.
erotic church pocket flask
  09/09/07
179
bossy vermilion pisswyrm sanctuary
  09/10/07
You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.
mustard abusive forum
  09/09/07
A washing machine knows its place.
Coiffed Gay Chad
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't have break outs.
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotlin...
heady field
  09/09/07
When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ th...
Coiffed Gay Chad
  09/09/07
A washing machine can be delicate
Transparent Misunderstood Cruise Ship
  09/09/07
A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to s...
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
this made me laugh for some reason
thriller adulterous den new version
  09/09/07
Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, a...
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
*lol*
startled trailer park prole
  09/09/07
ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were mean...
domesticated idiot pervert
  09/11/07
I'm confused.
domesticated idiot pervert
  09/11/07
just horrible.
Pontificating maize hall elastic band
  09/20/07
you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machi...
erotic church pocket flask
  07/20/08
A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end...
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine...
erotic church pocket flask
  09/09/07
Decent
burgundy judgmental friendly grandma crotch
  09/09/07
I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a w...
mustard abusive forum
  09/09/07
polite applause
Bipolar mad cow disease yarmulke
  09/11/07
A washing machine has more curves.
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screw...
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
Good.
Beady-eyed Macaca Stead
  09/09/07
Washing machines will never get an abortion.
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
Washing machines can get wet when they need to.
Beady-eyed Macaca Stead
  09/09/07
This was going to be my next joke! Hi five!
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
*high five*
Beady-eyed Macaca Stead
  09/09/07
A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an A...
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
underrated
harsh sapphire half-breed gaming laptop
  11/20/07
lol
cerebral jewess headpube
  09/09/08
A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.
Glittery magenta dopamine
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a base...
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than i...
Coiffed Gay Chad
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative ...
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
Their father never touched a washing machine.
mustard abusive forum
  09/09/07
Excellent.
Beady-eyed Macaca Stead
  09/09/07
A washing machine looks good without clothes.
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
Neither of them wear bras.
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when ...
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how ...
thriller adulterous den new version
  09/09/07
Heehee.
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
excellent.
erotic church pocket flask
  09/09/07
washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI wo...
erotic church pocket flask
  09/09/07
A man can actually turn on a washing machine.
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
partners trust their washing machines with important work
thriller adulterous den new version
  09/09/07
Heh, heh, heh.
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
nice.
Pontificating maize hall elastic band
  09/20/07
Washing machines won't sue XO.
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
LOL. I really liked this for some reason
Honey-headed 180 roommate piazza
  09/09/08
I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
Men want washing machines.
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
underratted
impertinent set
  07/20/08
wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done
Motley Citrine Heaven Sneaky Criminal
  09/09/07
Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you tur...
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.
Coiffed Gay Chad
  09/09/07
Not bad at all.
Gold Spectacular Office Milk
  09/09/08
Men want washing machines at home. Washing machines fit ...
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
B A A- B- C B A
Pontificating maize hall elastic band
  09/20/07
One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.
vivacious gay wizard
  09/09/07
This one's my favorite.
Ebony swollen university
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't scare little children.
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/09/07
one fucking eighty for this whole thread
Flirting nibblets
  09/10/07
A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking ...
Smoky Hairraiser Scourge Upon The Earth Incel
  09/10/07
when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it d...
bossy vermilion pisswyrm sanctuary
  09/10/07
washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a...
Hilarious Space Digit Ratio
  09/11/07
The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the ...
Vibrant Locus
  09/11/07
When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for m...
outnumbered frum twinkling uncleanness parlour
  09/11/07
True dat.
burgundy judgmental friendly grandma crotch
  10/24/07
washing machines have a warm cycle
excitant jet box office
  09/11/07
when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns...
Hilarious Space Digit Ratio
  09/11/07
one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will ...
electric lay
  09/11/07
Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.
yapping peach public bath
  09/20/07
Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody&...
curious chrome shitlib base
  09/20/07
A washing machine can make partner.
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  09/20/07
Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP
Brass ladyboy station
  09/20/07
lol
Arousing regret
  09/20/07
ha
Hilarious Space Digit Ratio
  09/25/07
fuck off
Brass ladyboy station
  09/25/07
I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine
Black lodge
  09/20/07
A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand
crystalline meetinghouse
  09/25/07
*crickets*
Hilarious Space Digit Ratio
  09/25/07
bump
Beta electric furnace
  10/24/07
washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals be...
Hilarious Space Digit Ratio
  11/19/07
lulz
Maroon razzmatazz becky kitchen
  11/19/07
Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.
Brindle swashbuckling international law enforcement agency theater stage
  11/19/07
Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.
Vibrant Locus
  11/20/07
lulz.
Gold Spectacular Office Milk
  09/09/08
A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come fi...
curious chrome shitlib base
  11/20/07
Washing machines have better hygiene.
curious chrome shitlib base
  11/20/07
you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review c...
Big iridescent corner fortuitous meteor
  11/20/07
dammit. I am a bad person now.
Honey-headed 180 roommate piazza
  09/09/08
Washing machines have better legs. Washing machines don't...
curious chrome shitlib base
  11/20/07
Loads.
Lime trip candlestick maker background story
  11/20/07
Underrated.
Insecure Milky Rigpig
  07/20/08
well done! but I was softened up by the kitten joke.
Honey-headed 180 roommate piazza
  09/09/08
Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.
Lime trip candlestick maker background story
  11/20/07
A washing machine can't grow a mustache
Vibrant Locus
  11/20/07
luluz
Bespoke Point Ceo
  11/20/07
180
Hilarious Space Digit Ratio
  11/29/07
...
soul-stirring mauve national
  07/17/08
A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a...
Charismatic snowy faggot firefighter
  07/17/08
...
metal awkward party of the first part goyim
  07/20/08
...
metal awkward party of the first part goyim
  07/20/08
Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapp...
Drab school cafeteria
  07/20/08
Washing machines smell nice Washing machines rinse Washing...
aggressive gas station police squad
  07/20/08
The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.
Lemon cuckold brethren
  07/20/08
This is underrated.
bateful coldplay fan
  09/09/08
A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine....
erotic church pocket flask
  07/20/08
A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return ...
buck-toothed histrionic rehab
  07/20/08
When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell li...
geriatric double fault
  07/20/08
Hahahahaha
aggressive gas station police squad
  07/20/08
The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a w...
Lemon cuckold brethren
  07/20/08
damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up y...
metal awkward party of the first part goyim
  07/20/08
Riding a laundry machine can be fun.
stimulating fanboi address
  07/20/08
Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.
stimulating fanboi address
  07/20/08
A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.
stimulating fanboi address
  07/20/08
A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.
stimulating fanboi address
  07/20/08
wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the o...
exhilarant internal respiration jew
  07/20/08
wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.
Greedy cracking casino corn cake
  07/20/08
sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got appro...
exhilarant internal respiration jew
  07/20/08
last one is kind of funny. not in vacuum, but in the cont...
Yellow tantric shrine cuck
  09/09/08
washing machines can drive
blue theatre reading party
  07/20/08
Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.
ocher bull headed stage
  07/20/08
Washing machines arent frigid cunts.
metal awkward party of the first part goyim
  09/09/08
i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questi...
Cream lettuce codepig
  09/09/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: erotic church pocket flask

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619824)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:27 PM
Author: mustard abusive forum

I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619834)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: Fragrant flushed french chef voyeur

that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment within the past 24 hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917422)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: Smoky Hairraiser Scourge Upon The Earth Incel

FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT,

*BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYONE IN THE THREAD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Twisted dun associate coffee pot

The washing machine has an off button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619841)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Coiffed Gay Chad

Some washing machines are attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: erotic church pocket flask

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619846)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: Coiffed Gay Chad

Compare ...

http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrief/2006Spring/images/articles/law_review_staff.jpg

http://www.lge.com/products/model/detail/wd-1412rd.jhtml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619878)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: erotic church pocket flask

no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619892)





Date: November 20th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: low-t principal's office giraffe

Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have found much uglier people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917553)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:59 AM
Author: carmine jet-lagged travel guidebook nursing home

TIOCTCR

more representative image of LS girls

http://thepiratesdilemma.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/toxic_avenger.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991887)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: mustard abusive forum

They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619891)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: Fragrant flushed french chef voyeur

lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917423)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

Washing machines do the laundry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619898)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Coiffed Gay Chad

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619907)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

People fuck washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619901)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

About ten pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619903)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: mustard abusive forum

This one is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619906)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: erotic church pocket flask

yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619921)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

A washing machine got where it was by hard work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619910)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Coiffed Gay Chad

Washing machines serve a useful purpose.

ZING! I win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619912)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: erotic church pocket flask

third time was a charm. nicely done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619917)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:46 AM
Author: bossy vermilion pisswyrm sanctuary

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622016)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: mustard abusive forum

You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619916)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Coiffed Gay Chad

A washing machine knows its place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619937)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

A washing machine doesn't have break outs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619957)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: heady field

a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotline when you kick the shit out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619958)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Coiffed Gay Chad

When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619963)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Transparent Misunderstood Cruise Ship

A washing machine can be delicate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619964)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to shut the fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: thriller adulterous den new version

this made me laugh for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619966)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, and it's actually irrelevant that you're comparing the woman to a washing machine.

I didn't know why I laughed when I thought of this joke, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619983)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:47 PM
Author: startled trailer park prole

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620294)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:17 AM
Author: domesticated idiot pervert

ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were meant in reply to the put it out with the trash comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627248)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: domesticated idiot pervert

I'm confused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627252)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:44 PM
Author: Pontificating maize hall elastic band

just horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668383)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:09 AM
Author: erotic church pocket flask

you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machine you DON'T put it out with the trash".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991015)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end of each cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619994)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: erotic church pocket flask

you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine jokes? that would be quite a coup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620004)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: burgundy judgmental friendly grandma crotch

Decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620018)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: mustard abusive forum

I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a washing machine when it wasn't turned on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620023)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: Bipolar mad cow disease yarmulke

polite applause

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626065)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

A washing machine has more curves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screwdriver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620032)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Macaca Stead

Good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620038)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

Washing machines will never get an abortion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620036)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Macaca Stead

Washing machines can get wet when they need to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620043)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

This was going to be my next joke!

Hi five!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620054)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Macaca Stead

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620078)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an Asian man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: harsh sapphire half-breed gaming laptop

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917764)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:14 AM
Author: cerebral jewess headpube

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141606)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Glittery magenta dopamine

A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620047)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620049)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Coiffed Gay Chad

A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620064)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620069)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: mustard abusive forum

Their father never touched a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620075)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Macaca Stead

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620084)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

A washing machine looks good without clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620121)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620125)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

Neither of them wear bras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620135)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:14 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when you grab its knobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620138)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: thriller adulterous den new version

washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how they're a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620140)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

Heehee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620152)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: erotic church pocket flask

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620153)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: erotic church pocket flask

washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620141)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

A man can actually turn on a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620145)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: thriller adulterous den new version

partners trust their washing machines with important work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620148)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

Heh, heh, heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620156)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: Pontificating maize hall elastic band

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668438)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

Washing machines won't sue XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620155)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:09 AM
Author: Honey-headed 180 roommate piazza

LOL. I really liked this for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141602)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620160)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

Men want washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620168)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:27 PM
Author: impertinent set

underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992090)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: Motley Citrine Heaven Sneaky Criminal

wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620217)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base
Subject: Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo

Do they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620239)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you turn it on and dump a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620259)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:45 PM
Author: Coiffed Gay Chad

Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620278)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:15 AM
Author: Gold Spectacular Office Milk

Not bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141698)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

Men want washing machines at home.

Washing machines fit in the back of trucks.

Washing machines don't hate sex.

Washing machines eventually shut the fuck up after you dump a load in it.

Washing machines don't need plastic surgery to look nice.

Washing machines don't hurt as much when they fall on you.

Washing machines don't wear awkward pansuits all the time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620281)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: Pontificating maize hall elastic band

B

A

A-

B-

C

B

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668533)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: vivacious gay wizard

One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620288)





Date: September 9th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Ebony swollen university

This one's my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621222)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:48 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620302)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:50 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

Washing machines don't scare little children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620313)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: Flirting nibblets

one fucking eighty for this whole thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621980)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:40 AM
Author: Smoky Hairraiser Scourge Upon The Earth Incel

A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking the washing machine.

*rape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622000)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: bossy vermilion pisswyrm sanctuary

when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it doesn't cry rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622009)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:20 AM
Author: Hilarious Space Digit Ratio

washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a sweet offer, whereas they didn't get shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626050)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: Vibrant Locus

The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the creek better fits the crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627407)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: outnumbered frum twinkling uncleanness parlour

When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627443)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:43 PM
Author: burgundy judgmental friendly grandma crotch

True dat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808126)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: excitant jet box office

washing machines have a warm cycle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627456)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: Hilarious Space Digit Ratio

when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns them on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627469)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:01 PM
Author: electric lay

one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will probably work for two years, get pregnant, and never earn another dime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: yapping peach public bath

Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668365)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:10 PM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody" cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668478)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: comical liquid oxygen church building

A washing machine can make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:20 PM
Author: Brass ladyboy station

Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668513)





Date: September 20th, 2007 9:03 PM
Author: Arousing regret

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668647)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Hilarious Space Digit Ratio

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689695)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:31 PM
Author: Brass ladyboy station

fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689820)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: Black lodge

I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668955)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:08 PM
Author: crystalline meetinghouse

A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689735)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: Hilarious Space Digit Ratio

*crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689745)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:42 PM
Author: Beta electric furnace
Subject: bump

more!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808121)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Hilarious Space Digit Ratio

washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals because they just realized that there were two whole classis for which they didn't do the reading. "OMG - what am i going to do! i stayed at Rashiid's Law Review House Party WAAAY too late on Sunday night -- past 9:00pm! AND i had two glasses of wine. OMG - the Samosas were delicious, and that was sooo much fun playing "ORder of the Coif - the Board Game". but now my finals are ruined - this partaying is out of hand!" *shriek*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916108)





Date: November 19th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Maroon razzmatazz becky kitchen

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916201)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: Brindle swashbuckling international law enforcement agency theater stage

Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916185)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: Vibrant Locus

Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916536)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:17 AM
Author: Gold Spectacular Office Milk

lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141699)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come finals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917463)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:50 AM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

Washing machines have better hygiene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917467)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: Big iridescent corner fortuitous meteor

you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review chick and spinning her around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917473)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: Honey-headed 180 roommate piazza

dammit. I am a bad person now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141604)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:59 AM
Author: curious chrome shitlib base

Washing machines have better legs.

Washing machines don't have hairy underarms.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917475)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Lime trip candlestick maker background story

Loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917484)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:44 AM
Author: Insecure Milky Rigpig

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991840)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: Honey-headed 180 roommate piazza

well done!

but I was softened up by the kitten joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141605)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: Lime trip candlestick maker background story

Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917486)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: Vibrant Locus

A washing machine can't grow a mustache

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917491)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:19 PM
Author: Bespoke Point Ceo

luluz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917754)





Date: November 29th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: Hilarious Space Digit Ratio

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8954079)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:05 AM
Author: soul-stirring mauve national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981375)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:30 AM
Author: Charismatic snowy faggot firefighter

A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a bunch of loads in it.

I don't have to be drunk to use a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981415)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:31 AM
Author: metal awkward party of the first part goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990927)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: metal awkward party of the first part goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990938)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:41 AM
Author: Drab school cafeteria

Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapped in my basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990948)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:43 AM
Author: aggressive gas station police squad

Washing machines smell nice

Washing machines rinse

Washing machines come in different shapes and sizes

Washing machines were invented to make life easier for human beings



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990951)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:45 AM
Author: Lemon cuckold brethren

The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990955)





Date: September 9th, 2008 9:23 AM
Author: bateful coldplay fan

This is underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141764)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:06 AM
Author: erotic church pocket flask

A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine. (tyty t7stud)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991009)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:17 AM
Author: buck-toothed histrionic rehab

A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return it and get a brand new one if it's a lemon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991034)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:22 AM
Author: geriatric double fault

When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell like you're sticking your dick in a jar of three year old mayonnaise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991046)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:51 AM
Author: aggressive gas station police squad

Hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991884)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:24 AM
Author: Lemon cuckold brethren

The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991050)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:02 AM
Author: metal awkward party of the first part goyim

damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up your game, xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991820)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:10 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi address

Riding a laundry machine can be fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991850)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi address

Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991851)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi address

A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991852)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi address

A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991854)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:22 AM
Author: exhilarant internal respiration jew

wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the old portion of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991863)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:45 AM
Author: Greedy cracking casino corn cake

wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991957)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:01 PM
Author: exhilarant internal respiration jew

sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got approving responses.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992134)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:29 AM
Author: Yellow tantric shrine cuck

last one is kind of funny.

not in vacuum, but in the context of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141609)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:13 AM
Author: blue theatre reading party

washing machines can drive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991895)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:45 PM
Author: ocher bull headed stage

Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992115)





Date: September 9th, 2008 1:22 AM
Author: metal awkward party of the first part goyim

Washing machines arent frigid cunts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141042)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:26 AM
Author: Cream lettuce codepig

i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questions about "pro bono opportunities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141608)