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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:25 PM Author: buff pistol you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619824) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:27 PM Author: Transparent Dingle Berry I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619834) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM Author: Aphrodisiac turquoise library that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment within the past 24 hours (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917422) |
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Date: September 10th, 2007 12:48 AM Author: Obsidian plaza FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT,
*BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYONE IN THE THREAD* |
Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM Author: know-it-all abnormal feces chapel The washing machine has an off button. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619841) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM Author: pea-brained roast beef Some washing machines are attractive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM Author: buff pistol excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619846) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:33 PM Author: pea-brained roast beef Compare ...
http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrief/2006Spring/images/articles/law_review_staff.jpg
http://www.lge.com/products/model/detail/wd-1412rd.jhtml |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:36 PM Author: buff pistol no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619892) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 11:05 AM Author: odious location windowlicker Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have found much uglier people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917553) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:59 AM Author: Navy meetinghouse dysfunction TIOCTCR
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:35 PM Author: Transparent Dingle Berry They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619891) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM Author: Aphrodisiac turquoise library lololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917423) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM Author: Blathering mood set Washing machines do the laundry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619898) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM Author: pea-brained roast beef Not bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619907) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM Author: Blathering mood set People fuck washing machines. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619901) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM Author: Blathering mood set About ten pounds. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619903) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM Author: Transparent Dingle Berry This one is good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619906) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM Author: buff pistol yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619921) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM Author: Blathering mood set A washing machine got where it was by hard work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619910) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM Author: pea-brained roast beef Washing machines serve a useful purpose.
ZING! I win. |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM Author: Blathering mood set A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM Author: buff pistol third time was a charm. nicely done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619917) |
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Date: September 10th, 2007 12:46 AM Author: snowy mental disorder nursing home 179 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622016) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM Author: Transparent Dingle Berry You hope your washing machine still works in ten years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619916) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:43 PM Author: pea-brained roast beef A washing machine knows its place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619937) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM Author: Blathering mood set A washing machine doesn't have break outs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619957) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM Author: Flesh Godawful Organic Girlfriend Striped Hyena a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotline when you kick the shit out of it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619958) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM Author: pea-brained roast beef When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ the trash. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619963) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM Author: grizzly area gaping A washing machine can be delicate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619964) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM Author: Blathering mood set A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to shut the fuck up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM Author: Insane Cumskin this made me laugh for some reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619966) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:50 PM Author: Blathering mood set Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, and it's actually irrelevant that you're comparing the woman to a washing machine.
I didn't know why I laughed when I thought of this joke, either. |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:47 PM Author: talking passionate piazza knife *lol* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620294) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 11:17 AM Author: 180 National ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were meant in reply to the put it out with the trash comment. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627248) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM Author: 180 National I'm confused. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627252) |
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Date: September 20th, 2007 7:44 PM Author: Up-to-no-good zombie-like stage fortuitous meteor just horrible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668383) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 2:09 AM Author: buff pistol you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machine you DON'T put it out with the trash". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991015) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:51 PM Author: Blathering mood set A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end of each cycle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619994) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:52 PM Author: buff pistol you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine jokes? that would be quite a coup. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620004) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM Author: Violent dun box office Decent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620018) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM Author: Transparent Dingle Berry I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a washing machine when it wasn't turned on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620023) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 12:24 AM Author: talented rebellious corn cake crotch polite applause (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626065) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:55 PM Author: Blathering mood set A washing machine has more curves. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620025) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:56 PM Author: Blathering mood set Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screwdriver. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620032) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM Author: out-of-control ruby mad cow disease ticket booth Good. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620038) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM Author: Blathering mood set Washing machines will never get an abortion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620036) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM Author: out-of-control ruby mad cow disease ticket booth Washing machines can get wet when they need to. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620043) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM Author: Blathering mood set This was going to be my next joke!
Hi five! |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM Author: out-of-control ruby mad cow disease ticket booth *high five* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620078) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM Author: Blathering mood set A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an Asian man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 12:24 PM Author: Greedy crystalline faggot firefighter friendly grandma underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917764) |
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Date: September 9th, 2008 6:14 AM Author: crawly liquid oxygen lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141606) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM Author: Internet-worthy cowardly parlor clown A washing machine has less lint in its belly button. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620047) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM Author: Blathering mood set Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a basement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620049) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM Author: pea-brained roast beef A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620064) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM Author: Blathering mood set A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative action. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620069) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:03 PM Author: Transparent Dingle Berry Their father never touched a washing machine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620075) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM Author: out-of-control ruby mad cow disease ticket booth Excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620084) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM Author: Blathering mood set A washing machine looks good without clothes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620121) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM Author: Blathering mood set A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620125) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:13 PM Author: Blathering mood set Neither of them wear bras. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620135) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:14 PM Author: Blathering mood set Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when you grab its knobs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620138) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM Author: Insane Cumskin washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how they're a washing machine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620140) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM Author: Blathering mood set Heehee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620152) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM Author: buff pistol excellent. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620153) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM Author: buff pistol washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI work. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620141) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM Author: Blathering mood set A man can actually turn on a washing machine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620145) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM Author: Insane Cumskin partners trust their washing machines with important work (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620148) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM Author: Blathering mood set Heh, heh, heh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620156) |
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Date: September 20th, 2007 7:59 PM Author: Up-to-no-good zombie-like stage fortuitous meteor nice. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668438) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM Author: Blathering mood set Washing machines won't sue XO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620155) |
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Date: September 9th, 2008 6:09 AM Author: Soul-stirring stubborn cuck LOL. I really liked this for some reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141602) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM Author: Blathering mood set I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620160) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:20 PM Author: Blathering mood set Men want washing machines. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620168) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 12:27 PM Author: flatulent site dopamine underratted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992090) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:31 PM Author: seedy stage goal in life wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620217) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:37 PM Author: Blathering mood set Subject: Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo Do they? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620239) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:41 PM Author: Blathering mood set A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you turn it on and dump a load in it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620259) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:45 PM Author: pea-brained roast beef Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620278) |
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Date: September 9th, 2008 8:15 AM Author: Gaped Filthy Base Famous Landscape Painting Not bad at all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141698) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM Author: Blathering mood set Men want washing machines at home.
Washing machines fit in the back of trucks.
Washing machines don't hate sex.
Washing machines eventually shut the fuck up after you dump a load in it.
Washing machines don't need plastic surgery to look nice.
Washing machines don't hurt as much when they fall on you.
Washing machines don't wear awkward pansuits all the time.
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Date: September 20th, 2007 8:25 PM Author: Up-to-no-good zombie-like stage fortuitous meteor B A A- B- C B A |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM Author: Concupiscible tantric weed whacker One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620288) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 10:26 PM Author: Maroon bipolar mother This one's my favorite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621222) |
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:48 PM Author: Blathering mood set A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.
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Date: September 9th, 2007 7:50 PM Author: Blathering mood set Washing machines don't scare little children. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620313) |
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Date: September 10th, 2007 12:33 AM Author: Maniacal cobalt station one fucking eighty for this whole thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621980) |
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Date: September 10th, 2007 12:40 AM Author: Obsidian plaza A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking the washing machine.
*rape* |
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Date: September 10th, 2007 12:42 AM Author: snowy mental disorder nursing home when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it doesn't cry rape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622009) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 12:20 AM Author: exhilarant pisswyrm washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a sweet offer, whereas they didn't get shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626050) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 12:34 PM Author: Fluffy deer antler The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the creek better fits the crime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627407) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 12:46 PM Author: ivory hominid market When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for money (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627443) |
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Date: October 24th, 2007 12:43 PM Author: Violent dun box office True dat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808126) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 12:48 PM Author: supple emerald casino degenerate washing machines have a warm cycle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627456) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 12:54 PM Author: exhilarant pisswyrm when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns them on. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627469) |
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Date: September 11th, 2007 1:01 PM Author: Brilliant mexican one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will probably work for two years, get pregnant, and never earn another dime. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627487) |
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Date: September 20th, 2007 7:37 PM Author: Anal Black Woman Public Bath Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668365) |
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Date: September 20th, 2007 8:10 PM Author: Blathering mood set Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody" cycle. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668478) |
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Date: September 20th, 2007 8:12 PM Author: Unholy disgusting boiling water A washing machine can make partner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668487) |
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Date: September 20th, 2007 8:20 PM Author: Cruel-hearted ladyboy Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668513) |
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Date: September 20th, 2007 9:03 PM Author: sepia galvanic field round eye lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668647) |
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Date: September 25th, 2007 9:00 PM Author: exhilarant pisswyrm ha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689695) |
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Date: September 25th, 2007 9:31 PM Author: Cruel-hearted ladyboy fuck off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689820) |
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Date: September 20th, 2007 10:23 PM Author: Ruddy orchestra pit I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668955) |
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Date: September 25th, 2007 9:08 PM Author: bateful chartreuse macaca potus A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689735) |
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Date: September 25th, 2007 9:10 PM Author: exhilarant pisswyrm *crickets* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689745) |
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Date: October 24th, 2007 12:42 PM Author: Adulterous brethren digit ratio Subject: bump more! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808121) |
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Date: November 19th, 2007 10:46 PM Author: exhilarant pisswyrm washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals because they just realized that there were two whole classis for which they didn't do the reading. "OMG - what am i going to do! i stayed at Rashiid's Law Review House Party WAAAY too late on Sunday night -- past 9:00pm! AND i had two glasses of wine. OMG - the Samosas were delicious, and that was sooo much fun playing "ORder of the Coif - the Board Game". but now my finals are ruined - this partaying is out of hand!" *shriek* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916108) |
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Date: November 19th, 2007 11:01 PM Author: adventurous people who are hurt lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916201) |
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Date: November 19th, 2007 10:59 PM Author: Insecure light temple milk Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916185) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 12:17 AM Author: Fluffy deer antler Washing machines accept both white and colored loads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916536) |
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Date: September 9th, 2008 8:17 AM Author: Gaped Filthy Base Famous Landscape Painting lulz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141699) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 9:46 AM Author: Blathering mood set A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come finals. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917463) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 9:50 AM Author: Blathering mood set Washing machines have better hygiene. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917467) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 9:56 AM Author: stirring parlour you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review chick and spinning her around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917473) |
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Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM Author: Soul-stirring stubborn cuck dammit. I am a bad person now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141604) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 9:59 AM Author: Blathering mood set Washing machines have better legs.
Washing machines don't have hairy underarms.
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Date: November 20th, 2007 10:05 AM Author: Dashing Awkward Goyim Rigpig Loads. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917484) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 9:44 AM Author: Ocher vibrant internal respiration point Underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991840) |
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Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM Author: Soul-stirring stubborn cuck well done!
but I was softened up by the kitten joke. |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 10:08 AM Author: Dashing Awkward Goyim Rigpig Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917486) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 10:13 AM Author: Fluffy deer antler A washing machine can't grow a mustache (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917491) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 12:19 PM Author: trip yellow native luluz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917754) |
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Date: November 29th, 2007 9:36 PM Author: exhilarant pisswyrm 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8954079) |
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Date: July 17th, 2008 9:05 AM Author: khaki coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981375) |
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Date: July 17th, 2008 9:30 AM Author: Fishy boltzmann french chef A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a bunch of loads in it.
I don't have to be drunk to use a washing machine. |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:31 AM Author: angry church building preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990927) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:36 AM Author: angry church building preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990938) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:41 AM Author: Clear Comical Spot Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapped in my basement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990948) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:43 AM Author: Gold dog poop Washing machines smell nice Washing machines rinse Washing machines come in different shapes and sizes Washing machines were invented to make life easier for human beings
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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:45 AM Author: frisky vigorous patrolman The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990955) |
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Date: September 9th, 2008 9:23 AM Author: Lascivious Kitty Cat This is underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141764) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 2:06 AM Author: buff pistol A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine. (tyty t7stud) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991009) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 2:17 AM Author: Fantasy-prone very tactful turdskin A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return it and get a brand new one if it's a lemon. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991034) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 2:22 AM Author: aqua space ceo When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell like you're sticking your dick in a jar of three year old mayonnaise. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991046) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:51 AM Author: Gold dog poop Hahahahaha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991884) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 2:24 AM Author: frisky vigorous patrolman The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a washing machine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991050) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 9:02 AM Author: angry church building preventive strike damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up your game, xo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991820) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:10 AM Author: electric giraffe hell Riding a laundry machine can be fun. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991850) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM Author: electric giraffe hell Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991851) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM Author: electric giraffe hell A laundry machine will help keep your house clean. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991852) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:13 AM Author: electric giraffe hell A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991854) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 10:22 AM Author: swashbuckling travel guidebook wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the old portion of this thread. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991863) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 11:45 AM Author: laughsome dull trailer park wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991957) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 1:01 PM Author: swashbuckling travel guidebook sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got approving responses. http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965 http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045
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Date: September 9th, 2008 6:29 AM Author: Aquamarine mind-boggling state last one is kind of funny.
not in vacuum, but in the context of xo. |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 11:13 AM Author: judgmental lodge depressive washing machines can drive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991895) |
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Date: July 20th, 2008 12:45 PM Author: Boyish persian bawdyhouse Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992115) |
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Date: September 9th, 2008 1:22 AM Author: angry church building preventive strike Washing machines arent frigid cunts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141042) |
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Date: September 9th, 2008 6:26 AM Author: magenta self-centered karate death wish i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questions about "pro bono opportunities." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141608) |