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diff between a chick on law review and a washing machine?

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow...
buff pistol
  09/09/07
I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.
Transparent Dingle Berry
  09/09/07
that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment wit...
Aphrodisiac turquoise library
  11/20/07
FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT, *BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYON...
Obsidian plaza
  09/10/07
The washing machine has an off button.
know-it-all abnormal feces chapel
  09/09/07
Some washing machines are attractive.
pea-brained roast beef
  09/09/07
excellent.
buff pistol
  09/09/07
Compare ... http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrie...
pea-brained roast beef
  09/09/07
no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.
buff pistol
  09/09/07
Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have foun...
odious location windowlicker
  11/20/07
TIOCTCR more representative image of LS girls http://t...
Navy meetinghouse dysfunction
  07/20/08
They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.
Transparent Dingle Berry
  09/09/07
lololol
Aphrodisiac turquoise library
  11/20/07
Washing machines do the laundry.
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
Not bad.
pea-brained roast beef
  09/09/07
People fuck washing machines.
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
About ten pounds.
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
This one is good.
Transparent Dingle Berry
  09/09/07
yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50...
buff pistol
  09/09/07
A washing machine got where it was by hard work.
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
Washing machines serve a useful purpose. ZING! I win.
pea-brained roast beef
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
third time was a charm. nicely done.
buff pistol
  09/09/07
179
snowy mental disorder nursing home
  09/10/07
You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.
Transparent Dingle Berry
  09/09/07
A washing machine knows its place.
pea-brained roast beef
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't have break outs.
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotlin...
Flesh Godawful Organic Girlfriend Striped Hyena
  09/09/07
When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ th...
pea-brained roast beef
  09/09/07
A washing machine can be delicate
grizzly area gaping
  09/09/07
A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to s...
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
this made me laugh for some reason
Insane Cumskin
  09/09/07
Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, a...
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
*lol*
talking passionate piazza knife
  09/09/07
ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were mean...
180 National
  09/11/07
I'm confused.
180 National
  09/11/07
just horrible.
Up-to-no-good zombie-like stage fortuitous meteor
  09/20/07
you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machi...
buff pistol
  07/20/08
A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end...
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine...
buff pistol
  09/09/07
Decent
Violent dun box office
  09/09/07
I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a w...
Transparent Dingle Berry
  09/09/07
polite applause
talented rebellious corn cake crotch
  09/11/07
A washing machine has more curves.
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screw...
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
Good.
out-of-control ruby mad cow disease ticket booth
  09/09/07
Washing machines will never get an abortion.
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
Washing machines can get wet when they need to.
out-of-control ruby mad cow disease ticket booth
  09/09/07
This was going to be my next joke! Hi five!
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
*high five*
out-of-control ruby mad cow disease ticket booth
  09/09/07
A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an A...
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
underrated
Greedy crystalline faggot firefighter friendly grandma
  11/20/07
lol
crawly liquid oxygen
  09/09/08
A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.
Internet-worthy cowardly parlor clown
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a base...
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than i...
pea-brained roast beef
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative ...
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
Their father never touched a washing machine.
Transparent Dingle Berry
  09/09/07
Excellent.
out-of-control ruby mad cow disease ticket booth
  09/09/07
A washing machine looks good without clothes.
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
Neither of them wear bras.
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when ...
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how ...
Insane Cumskin
  09/09/07
Heehee.
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
excellent.
buff pistol
  09/09/07
washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI wo...
buff pistol
  09/09/07
A man can actually turn on a washing machine.
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
partners trust their washing machines with important work
Insane Cumskin
  09/09/07
Heh, heh, heh.
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
nice.
Up-to-no-good zombie-like stage fortuitous meteor
  09/20/07
Washing machines won't sue XO.
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
LOL. I really liked this for some reason
Soul-stirring stubborn cuck
  09/09/08
I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
Men want washing machines.
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
underratted
flatulent site dopamine
  07/20/08
wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done
seedy stage goal in life
  09/09/07
Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you tur...
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.
pea-brained roast beef
  09/09/07
Not bad at all.
Gaped Filthy Base Famous Landscape Painting
  09/09/08
Men want washing machines at home. Washing machines fit ...
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
B A A- B- C B A
Up-to-no-good zombie-like stage fortuitous meteor
  09/20/07
One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.
Concupiscible tantric weed whacker
  09/09/07
This one's my favorite.
Maroon bipolar mother
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't scare little children.
Blathering mood set
  09/09/07
one fucking eighty for this whole thread
Maniacal cobalt station
  09/10/07
A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking ...
Obsidian plaza
  09/10/07
when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it d...
snowy mental disorder nursing home
  09/10/07
washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a...
exhilarant pisswyrm
  09/11/07
The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the ...
Fluffy deer antler
  09/11/07
When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for m...
ivory hominid market
  09/11/07
True dat.
Violent dun box office
  10/24/07
washing machines have a warm cycle
supple emerald casino degenerate
  09/11/07
when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns...
exhilarant pisswyrm
  09/11/07
one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will ...
Brilliant mexican
  09/11/07
Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.
Anal Black Woman Public Bath
  09/20/07
Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody&...
Blathering mood set
  09/20/07
A washing machine can make partner.
Unholy disgusting boiling water
  09/20/07
Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP
Cruel-hearted ladyboy
  09/20/07
lol
sepia galvanic field round eye
  09/20/07
ha
exhilarant pisswyrm
  09/25/07
fuck off
Cruel-hearted ladyboy
  09/25/07
I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine
Ruddy orchestra pit
  09/20/07
A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand
bateful chartreuse macaca potus
  09/25/07
*crickets*
exhilarant pisswyrm
  09/25/07
bump
Adulterous brethren digit ratio
  10/24/07
washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals be...
exhilarant pisswyrm
  11/19/07
lulz
adventurous people who are hurt
  11/19/07
Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.
Insecure light temple milk
  11/19/07
Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.
Fluffy deer antler
  11/20/07
lulz.
Gaped Filthy Base Famous Landscape Painting
  09/09/08
A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come fi...
Blathering mood set
  11/20/07
Washing machines have better hygiene.
Blathering mood set
  11/20/07
you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review c...
stirring parlour
  11/20/07
dammit. I am a bad person now.
Soul-stirring stubborn cuck
  09/09/08
Washing machines have better legs. Washing machines don't...
Blathering mood set
  11/20/07
Loads.
Dashing Awkward Goyim Rigpig
  11/20/07
Underrated.
Ocher vibrant internal respiration point
  07/20/08
well done! but I was softened up by the kitten joke.
Soul-stirring stubborn cuck
  09/09/08
Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.
Dashing Awkward Goyim Rigpig
  11/20/07
A washing machine can't grow a mustache
Fluffy deer antler
  11/20/07
luluz
trip yellow native
  11/20/07
180
exhilarant pisswyrm
  11/29/07
...
khaki coldplay fan
  07/17/08
A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a...
Fishy boltzmann french chef
  07/17/08
...
angry church building preventive strike
  07/20/08
...
angry church building preventive strike
  07/20/08
Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapp...
Clear Comical Spot
  07/20/08
Washing machines smell nice Washing machines rinse Washing...
Gold dog poop
  07/20/08
The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.
frisky vigorous patrolman
  07/20/08
This is underrated.
Lascivious Kitty Cat
  09/09/08
A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine....
buff pistol
  07/20/08
A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return ...
Fantasy-prone very tactful turdskin
  07/20/08
When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell li...
aqua space ceo
  07/20/08
Hahahahaha
Gold dog poop
  07/20/08
The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a w...
frisky vigorous patrolman
  07/20/08
damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up y...
angry church building preventive strike
  07/20/08
Riding a laundry machine can be fun.
electric giraffe hell
  07/20/08
Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.
electric giraffe hell
  07/20/08
A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.
electric giraffe hell
  07/20/08
A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.
electric giraffe hell
  07/20/08
wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the o...
swashbuckling travel guidebook
  07/20/08
wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.
laughsome dull trailer park
  07/20/08
sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got appro...
swashbuckling travel guidebook
  07/20/08
last one is kind of funny. not in vacuum, but in the cont...
Aquamarine mind-boggling state
  09/09/08
washing machines can drive
judgmental lodge depressive
  07/20/08
Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.
Boyish persian bawdyhouse
  07/20/08
Washing machines arent frigid cunts.
angry church building preventive strike
  09/09/08
i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questi...
magenta self-centered karate death wish
  09/09/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: buff pistol

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619824)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:27 PM
Author: Transparent Dingle Berry

I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619834)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac turquoise library

that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment within the past 24 hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917422)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: Obsidian plaza

FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT,

*BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYONE IN THE THREAD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: know-it-all abnormal feces chapel

The washing machine has an off button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619841)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: pea-brained roast beef

Some washing machines are attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: buff pistol

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619846)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: pea-brained roast beef

Compare ...

http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrief/2006Spring/images/articles/law_review_staff.jpg

http://www.lge.com/products/model/detail/wd-1412rd.jhtml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619878)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: buff pistol

no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619892)





Date: November 20th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: odious location windowlicker

Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have found much uglier people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917553)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:59 AM
Author: Navy meetinghouse dysfunction

TIOCTCR

more representative image of LS girls

http://thepiratesdilemma.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/toxic_avenger.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991887)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Transparent Dingle Berry

They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619891)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac turquoise library

lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917423)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

Washing machines do the laundry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619898)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: pea-brained roast beef

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619907)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

People fuck washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619901)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

About ten pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619903)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Transparent Dingle Berry

This one is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619906)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: buff pistol

yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619921)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

A washing machine got where it was by hard work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619910)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: pea-brained roast beef

Washing machines serve a useful purpose.

ZING! I win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619912)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: buff pistol

third time was a charm. nicely done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619917)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:46 AM
Author: snowy mental disorder nursing home

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622016)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Transparent Dingle Berry

You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619916)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: pea-brained roast beef

A washing machine knows its place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619937)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

A washing machine doesn't have break outs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619957)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Flesh Godawful Organic Girlfriend Striped Hyena

a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotline when you kick the shit out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619958)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: pea-brained roast beef

When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619963)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: grizzly area gaping

A washing machine can be delicate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619964)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to shut the fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Insane Cumskin

this made me laugh for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619966)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, and it's actually irrelevant that you're comparing the woman to a washing machine.

I didn't know why I laughed when I thought of this joke, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619983)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:47 PM
Author: talking passionate piazza knife

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620294)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:17 AM
Author: 180 National

ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were meant in reply to the put it out with the trash comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627248)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: 180 National

I'm confused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627252)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:44 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good zombie-like stage fortuitous meteor

just horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668383)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:09 AM
Author: buff pistol

you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machine you DON'T put it out with the trash".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991015)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end of each cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619994)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: buff pistol

you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine jokes? that would be quite a coup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620004)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Violent dun box office

Decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620018)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Transparent Dingle Berry

I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a washing machine when it wasn't turned on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620023)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: talented rebellious corn cake crotch

polite applause

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626065)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

A washing machine has more curves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screwdriver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620032)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: out-of-control ruby mad cow disease ticket booth

Good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620038)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

Washing machines will never get an abortion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620036)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: out-of-control ruby mad cow disease ticket booth

Washing machines can get wet when they need to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620043)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

This was going to be my next joke!

Hi five!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620054)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: out-of-control ruby mad cow disease ticket booth

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620078)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an Asian man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: Greedy crystalline faggot firefighter friendly grandma

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917764)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:14 AM
Author: crawly liquid oxygen

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141606)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Internet-worthy cowardly parlor clown

A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620047)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620049)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: pea-brained roast beef

A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620064)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620069)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: Transparent Dingle Berry

Their father never touched a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620075)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: out-of-control ruby mad cow disease ticket booth

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620084)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

A washing machine looks good without clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620121)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620125)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

Neither of them wear bras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620135)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:14 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when you grab its knobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620138)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: Insane Cumskin

washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how they're a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620140)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

Heehee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620152)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: buff pistol

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620153)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: buff pistol

washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620141)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

A man can actually turn on a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620145)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: Insane Cumskin

partners trust their washing machines with important work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620148)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

Heh, heh, heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620156)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good zombie-like stage fortuitous meteor

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668438)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

Washing machines won't sue XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620155)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:09 AM
Author: Soul-stirring stubborn cuck

LOL. I really liked this for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141602)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620160)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

Men want washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620168)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:27 PM
Author: flatulent site dopamine

underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992090)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: seedy stage goal in life

wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620217)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: Blathering mood set
Subject: Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo

Do they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620239)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you turn it on and dump a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620259)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:45 PM
Author: pea-brained roast beef

Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620278)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:15 AM
Author: Gaped Filthy Base Famous Landscape Painting

Not bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141698)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

Men want washing machines at home.

Washing machines fit in the back of trucks.

Washing machines don't hate sex.

Washing machines eventually shut the fuck up after you dump a load in it.

Washing machines don't need plastic surgery to look nice.

Washing machines don't hurt as much when they fall on you.

Washing machines don't wear awkward pansuits all the time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620281)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good zombie-like stage fortuitous meteor

B

A

A-

B-

C

B

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668533)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: Concupiscible tantric weed whacker

One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620288)





Date: September 9th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Maroon bipolar mother

This one's my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621222)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:48 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620302)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:50 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

Washing machines don't scare little children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620313)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: Maniacal cobalt station

one fucking eighty for this whole thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621980)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:40 AM
Author: Obsidian plaza

A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking the washing machine.

*rape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622000)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: snowy mental disorder nursing home

when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it doesn't cry rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622009)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:20 AM
Author: exhilarant pisswyrm

washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a sweet offer, whereas they didn't get shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626050)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: Fluffy deer antler

The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the creek better fits the crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627407)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: ivory hominid market

When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627443)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:43 PM
Author: Violent dun box office

True dat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808126)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: supple emerald casino degenerate

washing machines have a warm cycle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627456)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: exhilarant pisswyrm

when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns them on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627469)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:01 PM
Author: Brilliant mexican

one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will probably work for two years, get pregnant, and never earn another dime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: Anal Black Woman Public Bath

Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668365)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:10 PM
Author: Blathering mood set

Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody" cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668478)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: Unholy disgusting boiling water

A washing machine can make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:20 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted ladyboy

Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668513)





Date: September 20th, 2007 9:03 PM
Author: sepia galvanic field round eye

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668647)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: exhilarant pisswyrm

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689695)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:31 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted ladyboy

fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689820)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: Ruddy orchestra pit

I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668955)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:08 PM
Author: bateful chartreuse macaca potus

A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689735)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: exhilarant pisswyrm

*crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689745)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:42 PM
Author: Adulterous brethren digit ratio
Subject: bump

more!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808121)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: exhilarant pisswyrm

washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals because they just realized that there were two whole classis for which they didn't do the reading. "OMG - what am i going to do! i stayed at Rashiid's Law Review House Party WAAAY too late on Sunday night -- past 9:00pm! AND i had two glasses of wine. OMG - the Samosas were delicious, and that was sooo much fun playing "ORder of the Coif - the Board Game". but now my finals are ruined - this partaying is out of hand!" *shriek*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916108)





Date: November 19th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: adventurous people who are hurt

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916201)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: Insecure light temple milk

Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916185)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: Fluffy deer antler

Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916536)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:17 AM
Author: Gaped Filthy Base Famous Landscape Painting

lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141699)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Blathering mood set

A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come finals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917463)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:50 AM
Author: Blathering mood set

Washing machines have better hygiene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917467)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: stirring parlour

you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review chick and spinning her around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917473)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring stubborn cuck

dammit. I am a bad person now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141604)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:59 AM
Author: Blathering mood set

Washing machines have better legs.

Washing machines don't have hairy underarms.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917475)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Dashing Awkward Goyim Rigpig

Loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917484)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:44 AM
Author: Ocher vibrant internal respiration point

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991840)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: Soul-stirring stubborn cuck

well done!

but I was softened up by the kitten joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141605)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: Dashing Awkward Goyim Rigpig

Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917486)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: Fluffy deer antler

A washing machine can't grow a mustache

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917491)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:19 PM
Author: trip yellow native

luluz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917754)





Date: November 29th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: exhilarant pisswyrm

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8954079)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:05 AM
Author: khaki coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981375)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:30 AM
Author: Fishy boltzmann french chef

A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a bunch of loads in it.

I don't have to be drunk to use a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981415)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:31 AM
Author: angry church building preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990927)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: angry church building preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990938)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:41 AM
Author: Clear Comical Spot

Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapped in my basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990948)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:43 AM
Author: Gold dog poop

Washing machines smell nice

Washing machines rinse

Washing machines come in different shapes and sizes

Washing machines were invented to make life easier for human beings



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990951)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:45 AM
Author: frisky vigorous patrolman

The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990955)





Date: September 9th, 2008 9:23 AM
Author: Lascivious Kitty Cat

This is underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141764)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:06 AM
Author: buff pistol

A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine. (tyty t7stud)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991009)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:17 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone very tactful turdskin

A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return it and get a brand new one if it's a lemon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991034)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:22 AM
Author: aqua space ceo

When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell like you're sticking your dick in a jar of three year old mayonnaise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991046)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:51 AM
Author: Gold dog poop

Hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991884)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:24 AM
Author: frisky vigorous patrolman

The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991050)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:02 AM
Author: angry church building preventive strike

damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up your game, xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991820)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:10 AM
Author: electric giraffe hell

Riding a laundry machine can be fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991850)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: electric giraffe hell

Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991851)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: electric giraffe hell

A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991852)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: electric giraffe hell

A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991854)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:22 AM
Author: swashbuckling travel guidebook

wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the old portion of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991863)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:45 AM
Author: laughsome dull trailer park

wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991957)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:01 PM
Author: swashbuckling travel guidebook

sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got approving responses.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992134)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:29 AM
Author: Aquamarine mind-boggling state

last one is kind of funny.

not in vacuum, but in the context of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141609)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:13 AM
Author: judgmental lodge depressive

washing machines can drive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991895)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:45 PM
Author: Boyish persian bawdyhouse

Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992115)





Date: September 9th, 2008 1:22 AM
Author: angry church building preventive strike

Washing machines arent frigid cunts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141042)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:26 AM
Author: magenta self-centered karate death wish

i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questions about "pro bono opportunities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141608)