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diff between a chick on law review and a washing machine?

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow...
electric set death wish
  09/09/07
I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.
Sapphire Resort Antidepressant Drug
  09/09/07
that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment wit...
Glassy Adventurous Quadroon
  11/20/07
FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT, *BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYON...
Marvelous Cruise Ship Pervert
  09/10/07
The washing machine has an off button.
violent excitant knife karate
  09/09/07
Some washing machines are attractive.
Shimmering fortuitous meteor filthpig
  09/09/07
excellent.
electric set death wish
  09/09/07
Compare ... http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrie...
Shimmering fortuitous meteor filthpig
  09/09/07
no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.
electric set death wish
  09/09/07
Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have foun...
Supple chad
  11/20/07
TIOCTCR more representative image of LS girls http://t...
Cerebral transparent address
  07/20/08
They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.
Sapphire Resort Antidepressant Drug
  09/09/07
lololol
Glassy Adventurous Quadroon
  11/20/07
Washing machines do the laundry.
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
Not bad.
Shimmering fortuitous meteor filthpig
  09/09/07
People fuck washing machines.
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
About ten pounds.
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
This one is good.
Sapphire Resort Antidepressant Drug
  09/09/07
yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50...
electric set death wish
  09/09/07
A washing machine got where it was by hard work.
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
Washing machines serve a useful purpose. ZING! I win.
Shimmering fortuitous meteor filthpig
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
third time was a charm. nicely done.
electric set death wish
  09/09/07
179
swollen coral scourge upon the earth partner
  09/10/07
You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.
Sapphire Resort Antidepressant Drug
  09/09/07
A washing machine knows its place.
Shimmering fortuitous meteor filthpig
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't have break outs.
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotlin...
hairless nursing home
  09/09/07
When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ th...
Shimmering fortuitous meteor filthpig
  09/09/07
A washing machine can be delicate
Hot aphrodisiac abode
  09/09/07
A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to s...
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
this made me laugh for some reason
razzmatazz generalized bond
  09/09/07
Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, a...
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
*lol*
abnormal senate
  09/09/07
ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were mean...
Aggressive Disrespectful Locale
  09/11/07
I'm confused.
Aggressive Disrespectful Locale
  09/11/07
just horrible.
hilarious gay wizard
  09/20/07
you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machi...
electric set death wish
  07/20/08
A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end...
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine...
electric set death wish
  09/09/07
Decent
Light Passionate Personal Credit Line
  09/09/07
I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a w...
Sapphire Resort Antidepressant Drug
  09/09/07
polite applause
Learning disabled peach menage gaping
  09/11/07
A washing machine has more curves.
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screw...
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
Good.
yellow reading party
  09/09/07
Washing machines will never get an abortion.
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
Washing machines can get wet when they need to.
yellow reading party
  09/09/07
This was going to be my next joke! Hi five!
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
*high five*
yellow reading party
  09/09/07
A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an A...
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
underrated
Maize center jewess
  11/20/07
lol
Ocher Violent Liquid Oxygen Native
  09/09/08
A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.
Fragrant gay market community account
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a base...
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than i...
Shimmering fortuitous meteor filthpig
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative ...
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
Their father never touched a washing machine.
Sapphire Resort Antidepressant Drug
  09/09/07
Excellent.
yellow reading party
  09/09/07
A washing machine looks good without clothes.
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
Neither of them wear bras.
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when ...
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how ...
razzmatazz generalized bond
  09/09/07
Heehee.
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
excellent.
electric set death wish
  09/09/07
washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI wo...
electric set death wish
  09/09/07
A man can actually turn on a washing machine.
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
partners trust their washing machines with important work
razzmatazz generalized bond
  09/09/07
Heh, heh, heh.
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
nice.
hilarious gay wizard
  09/20/07
Washing machines won't sue XO.
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
LOL. I really liked this for some reason
cordovan nofapping legend
  09/09/08
I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
Men want washing machines.
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
underratted
Poppy Ape
  07/20/08
wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done
fishy range
  09/09/07
Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you tur...
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.
Shimmering fortuitous meteor filthpig
  09/09/07
Not bad at all.
vigorous indecent corn cake locus
  09/09/08
Men want washing machines at home. Washing machines fit ...
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
B A A- B- C B A
hilarious gay wizard
  09/20/07
One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.
stirring bossy pit jap
  09/09/07
This one's my favorite.
mind-boggling garnet windowlicker hell
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't scare little children.
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/09/07
one fucking eighty for this whole thread
laughsome state stock car
  09/10/07
A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking ...
Marvelous Cruise Ship Pervert
  09/10/07
when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it d...
swollen coral scourge upon the earth partner
  09/10/07
washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a...
Bistre disturbing pozpig really tough guy
  09/11/07
The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the ...
cheese-eating business firm codepig
  09/11/07
When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for m...
jade vivacious space
  09/11/07
True dat.
Light Passionate Personal Credit Line
  10/24/07
washing machines have a warm cycle
Massive appetizing area faggot firefighter
  09/11/07
when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns...
Bistre disturbing pozpig really tough guy
  09/11/07
one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will ...
frum box office
  09/11/07
Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.
Impertinent Organic Girlfriend
  09/20/07
Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody&...
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  09/20/07
A washing machine can make partner.
arousing free-loading haunted graveyard
  09/20/07
Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP
irate coldplay fan
  09/20/07
lol
Zippy violet circlehead
  09/20/07
ha
Bistre disturbing pozpig really tough guy
  09/25/07
fuck off
irate coldplay fan
  09/25/07
I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine
180 Tanning Salon Elastic Band
  09/20/07
A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand
chartreuse dashing field international law enforcement agency
  09/25/07
*crickets*
Bistre disturbing pozpig really tough guy
  09/25/07
bump
Vengeful Hall Pocket Flask
  10/24/07
washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals be...
Bistre disturbing pozpig really tough guy
  11/19/07
lulz
Cracking gas station
  11/19/07
Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.
talking son of senegal
  11/19/07
Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.
cheese-eating business firm codepig
  11/20/07
lulz.
vigorous indecent corn cake locus
  09/09/08
A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come fi...
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  11/20/07
Washing machines have better hygiene.
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  11/20/07
you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review c...
Territorial Location
  11/20/07
dammit. I am a bad person now.
cordovan nofapping legend
  09/09/08
Washing machines have better legs. Washing machines don't...
Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
  11/20/07
Loads.
Sable whorehouse philosopher-king
  11/20/07
Underrated.
swashbuckling maroon rehab
  07/20/08
well done! but I was softened up by the kitten joke.
cordovan nofapping legend
  09/09/08
Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.
Sable whorehouse philosopher-king
  11/20/07
A washing machine can't grow a mustache
cheese-eating business firm codepig
  11/20/07
luluz
dull school cafeteria queen of the night
  11/20/07
180
Bistre disturbing pozpig really tough guy
  11/29/07
...
Sooty Hominid
  07/17/08
A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a...
wine public bath
  07/17/08
...
clear histrionic messiness macaca
  07/20/08
...
clear histrionic messiness macaca
  07/20/08
Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapp...
pearly nighttime toaster
  07/20/08
Washing machines smell nice Washing machines rinse Washing...
dun masturbator
  07/20/08
The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.
Racy water buffalo
  07/20/08
This is underrated.
Burgundy stag film jew
  09/09/08
A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine....
electric set death wish
  07/20/08
A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return ...
charismatic ticket booth incel
  07/20/08
When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell li...
Jet-lagged dilemma
  07/20/08
Hahahahaha
dun masturbator
  07/20/08
The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a w...
Racy water buffalo
  07/20/08
damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up y...
clear histrionic messiness macaca
  07/20/08
Riding a laundry machine can be fun.
Misunderstood white preventive strike
  07/20/08
Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.
Misunderstood white preventive strike
  07/20/08
A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.
Misunderstood white preventive strike
  07/20/08
A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.
Misunderstood white preventive strike
  07/20/08
wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the o...
elite den
  07/20/08
wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.
bateful trailer park round eye
  07/20/08
sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got appro...
elite den
  07/20/08
last one is kind of funny. not in vacuum, but in the cont...
sienna motley cuckold
  09/09/08
washing machines can drive
ruddy big degenerate
  07/20/08
Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.
Cerise at-the-ready famous landscape painting
  07/20/08
Washing machines arent frigid cunts.
clear histrionic messiness macaca
  09/09/08
i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questi...
Aqua Glittery Point
  09/09/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: electric set death wish

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619824)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:27 PM
Author: Sapphire Resort Antidepressant Drug

I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619834)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: Glassy Adventurous Quadroon

that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment within the past 24 hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917422)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: Marvelous Cruise Ship Pervert

FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT,

*BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYONE IN THE THREAD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: violent excitant knife karate

The washing machine has an off button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619841)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Shimmering fortuitous meteor filthpig

Some washing machines are attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: electric set death wish

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619846)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: Shimmering fortuitous meteor filthpig

Compare ...

http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrief/2006Spring/images/articles/law_review_staff.jpg

http://www.lge.com/products/model/detail/wd-1412rd.jhtml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619878)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: electric set death wish

no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619892)





Date: November 20th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: Supple chad

Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have found much uglier people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917553)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:59 AM
Author: Cerebral transparent address

TIOCTCR

more representative image of LS girls

http://thepiratesdilemma.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/toxic_avenger.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991887)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: Sapphire Resort Antidepressant Drug

They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619891)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: Glassy Adventurous Quadroon

lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917423)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

Washing machines do the laundry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619898)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Shimmering fortuitous meteor filthpig

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619907)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

People fuck washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619901)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

About ten pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619903)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Sapphire Resort Antidepressant Drug

This one is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619906)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: electric set death wish

yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619921)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

A washing machine got where it was by hard work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619910)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Shimmering fortuitous meteor filthpig

Washing machines serve a useful purpose.

ZING! I win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619912)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: electric set death wish

third time was a charm. nicely done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619917)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:46 AM
Author: swollen coral scourge upon the earth partner

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622016)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Sapphire Resort Antidepressant Drug

You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619916)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: Shimmering fortuitous meteor filthpig

A washing machine knows its place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619937)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

A washing machine doesn't have break outs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619957)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: hairless nursing home

a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotline when you kick the shit out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619958)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Shimmering fortuitous meteor filthpig

When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619963)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Hot aphrodisiac abode

A washing machine can be delicate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619964)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to shut the fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: razzmatazz generalized bond

this made me laugh for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619966)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, and it's actually irrelevant that you're comparing the woman to a washing machine.

I didn't know why I laughed when I thought of this joke, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619983)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:47 PM
Author: abnormal senate

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620294)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:17 AM
Author: Aggressive Disrespectful Locale

ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were meant in reply to the put it out with the trash comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627248)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Aggressive Disrespectful Locale

I'm confused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627252)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:44 PM
Author: hilarious gay wizard

just horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668383)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:09 AM
Author: electric set death wish

you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machine you DON'T put it out with the trash".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991015)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end of each cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619994)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: electric set death wish

you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine jokes? that would be quite a coup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620004)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Light Passionate Personal Credit Line

Decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620018)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Sapphire Resort Antidepressant Drug

I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a washing machine when it wasn't turned on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620023)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: Learning disabled peach menage gaping

polite applause

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626065)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

A washing machine has more curves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screwdriver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620032)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: yellow reading party

Good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620038)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

Washing machines will never get an abortion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620036)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: yellow reading party

Washing machines can get wet when they need to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620043)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

This was going to be my next joke!

Hi five!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620054)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: yellow reading party

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620078)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an Asian man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: Maize center jewess

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917764)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:14 AM
Author: Ocher Violent Liquid Oxygen Native

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141606)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Fragrant gay market community account

A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620047)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620049)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Shimmering fortuitous meteor filthpig

A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620064)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620069)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: Sapphire Resort Antidepressant Drug

Their father never touched a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620075)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: yellow reading party

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620084)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

A washing machine looks good without clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620121)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620125)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

Neither of them wear bras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620135)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:14 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when you grab its knobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620138)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: razzmatazz generalized bond

washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how they're a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620140)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

Heehee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620152)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: electric set death wish

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620153)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: electric set death wish

washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620141)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

A man can actually turn on a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620145)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: razzmatazz generalized bond

partners trust their washing machines with important work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620148)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

Heh, heh, heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620156)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: hilarious gay wizard

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668438)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

Washing machines won't sue XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620155)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:09 AM
Author: cordovan nofapping legend

LOL. I really liked this for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141602)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620160)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

Men want washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620168)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:27 PM
Author: Poppy Ape

underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992090)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: fishy range

wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620217)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur
Subject: Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo

Do they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620239)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you turn it on and dump a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620259)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:45 PM
Author: Shimmering fortuitous meteor filthpig

Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620278)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:15 AM
Author: vigorous indecent corn cake locus

Not bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141698)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

Men want washing machines at home.

Washing machines fit in the back of trucks.

Washing machines don't hate sex.

Washing machines eventually shut the fuck up after you dump a load in it.

Washing machines don't need plastic surgery to look nice.

Washing machines don't hurt as much when they fall on you.

Washing machines don't wear awkward pansuits all the time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620281)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: hilarious gay wizard

B

A

A-

B-

C

B

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668533)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: stirring bossy pit jap

One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620288)





Date: September 9th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: mind-boggling garnet windowlicker hell

This one's my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621222)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:48 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620302)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:50 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

Washing machines don't scare little children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620313)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: laughsome state stock car

one fucking eighty for this whole thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621980)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:40 AM
Author: Marvelous Cruise Ship Pervert

A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking the washing machine.

*rape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622000)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: swollen coral scourge upon the earth partner

when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it doesn't cry rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622009)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:20 AM
Author: Bistre disturbing pozpig really tough guy

washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a sweet offer, whereas they didn't get shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626050)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: cheese-eating business firm codepig

The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the creek better fits the crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627407)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: jade vivacious space

When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627443)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:43 PM
Author: Light Passionate Personal Credit Line

True dat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808126)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: Massive appetizing area faggot firefighter

washing machines have a warm cycle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627456)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: Bistre disturbing pozpig really tough guy

when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns them on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627469)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:01 PM
Author: frum box office

one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will probably work for two years, get pregnant, and never earn another dime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: Impertinent Organic Girlfriend

Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668365)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:10 PM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody" cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668478)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: arousing free-loading haunted graveyard

A washing machine can make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:20 PM
Author: irate coldplay fan

Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668513)





Date: September 20th, 2007 9:03 PM
Author: Zippy violet circlehead

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668647)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Bistre disturbing pozpig really tough guy

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689695)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:31 PM
Author: irate coldplay fan

fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689820)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: 180 Tanning Salon Elastic Band

I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668955)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:08 PM
Author: chartreuse dashing field international law enforcement agency

A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689735)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: Bistre disturbing pozpig really tough guy

*crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689745)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:42 PM
Author: Vengeful Hall Pocket Flask
Subject: bump

more!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808121)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Bistre disturbing pozpig really tough guy

washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals because they just realized that there were two whole classis for which they didn't do the reading. "OMG - what am i going to do! i stayed at Rashiid's Law Review House Party WAAAY too late on Sunday night -- past 9:00pm! AND i had two glasses of wine. OMG - the Samosas were delicious, and that was sooo much fun playing "ORder of the Coif - the Board Game". but now my finals are ruined - this partaying is out of hand!" *shriek*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916108)





Date: November 19th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: Cracking gas station

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916201)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: talking son of senegal

Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916185)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: cheese-eating business firm codepig

Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916536)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:17 AM
Author: vigorous indecent corn cake locus

lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141699)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come finals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917463)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:50 AM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

Washing machines have better hygiene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917467)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: Territorial Location

you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review chick and spinning her around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917473)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: cordovan nofapping legend

dammit. I am a bad person now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141604)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:59 AM
Author: Infuriating Chapel Voyeur

Washing machines have better legs.

Washing machines don't have hairy underarms.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917475)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Sable whorehouse philosopher-king

Loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917484)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:44 AM
Author: swashbuckling maroon rehab

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991840)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: cordovan nofapping legend

well done!

but I was softened up by the kitten joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141605)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: Sable whorehouse philosopher-king

Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917486)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: cheese-eating business firm codepig

A washing machine can't grow a mustache

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917491)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:19 PM
Author: dull school cafeteria queen of the night

luluz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917754)





Date: November 29th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: Bistre disturbing pozpig really tough guy

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8954079)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:05 AM
Author: Sooty Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981375)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:30 AM
Author: wine public bath

A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a bunch of loads in it.

I don't have to be drunk to use a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981415)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:31 AM
Author: clear histrionic messiness macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990927)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: clear histrionic messiness macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990938)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:41 AM
Author: pearly nighttime toaster

Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapped in my basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990948)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:43 AM
Author: dun masturbator

Washing machines smell nice

Washing machines rinse

Washing machines come in different shapes and sizes

Washing machines were invented to make life easier for human beings



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990951)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:45 AM
Author: Racy water buffalo

The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990955)





Date: September 9th, 2008 9:23 AM
Author: Burgundy stag film jew

This is underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141764)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:06 AM
Author: electric set death wish

A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine. (tyty t7stud)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991009)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:17 AM
Author: charismatic ticket booth incel

A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return it and get a brand new one if it's a lemon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991034)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:22 AM
Author: Jet-lagged dilemma

When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell like you're sticking your dick in a jar of three year old mayonnaise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991046)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:51 AM
Author: dun masturbator

Hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991884)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:24 AM
Author: Racy water buffalo

The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991050)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:02 AM
Author: clear histrionic messiness macaca

damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up your game, xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991820)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:10 AM
Author: Misunderstood white preventive strike

Riding a laundry machine can be fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991850)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: Misunderstood white preventive strike

Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991851)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: Misunderstood white preventive strike

A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991852)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Misunderstood white preventive strike

A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991854)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:22 AM
Author: elite den

wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the old portion of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991863)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:45 AM
Author: bateful trailer park round eye

wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991957)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:01 PM
Author: elite den

sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got approving responses.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992134)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:29 AM
Author: sienna motley cuckold

last one is kind of funny.

not in vacuum, but in the context of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141609)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:13 AM
Author: ruddy big degenerate

washing machines can drive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991895)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:45 PM
Author: Cerise at-the-ready famous landscape painting

Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992115)





Date: September 9th, 2008 1:22 AM
Author: clear histrionic messiness macaca

Washing machines arent frigid cunts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141042)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:26 AM
Author: Aqua Glittery Point

i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questions about "pro bono opportunities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141608)