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diff between a chick on law review and a washing machine?

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow...
Milky karate
  09/09/07
I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.
concupiscible shrine nibblets
  09/09/07
that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment wit...
Sepia gaping wagecucks
  11/20/07
FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT, *BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYON...
vivacious fighting twinkling uncleanness
  09/10/07
The washing machine has an off button.
mint godawful ape telephone
  09/09/07
Some washing machines are attractive.
yapping lake range
  09/09/07
excellent.
Milky karate
  09/09/07
Compare ... http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrie...
yapping lake range
  09/09/07
no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.
Milky karate
  09/09/07
Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have foun...
Bright point
  11/20/07
TIOCTCR more representative image of LS girls http://t...
Passionate rough-skinned school
  07/20/08
They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.
concupiscible shrine nibblets
  09/09/07
lololol
Sepia gaping wagecucks
  11/20/07
Washing machines do the laundry.
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
Not bad.
yapping lake range
  09/09/07
People fuck washing machines.
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
About ten pounds.
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
This one is good.
concupiscible shrine nibblets
  09/09/07
yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50...
Milky karate
  09/09/07
A washing machine got where it was by hard work.
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
Washing machines serve a useful purpose. ZING! I win.
yapping lake range
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
third time was a charm. nicely done.
Milky karate
  09/09/07
179
Razzmatazz topaz garrison trump supporter
  09/10/07
You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.
concupiscible shrine nibblets
  09/09/07
A washing machine knows its place.
yapping lake range
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't have break outs.
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotlin...
diverse bat-shit-crazy degenerate
  09/09/07
When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ th...
yapping lake range
  09/09/07
A washing machine can be delicate
Zippy mind-boggling sanctuary
  09/09/07
A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to s...
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
this made me laugh for some reason
laughsome famous landscape painting
  09/09/07
Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, a...
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
*lol*
unholy hot office jap
  09/09/07
ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were mean...
Beady-eyed french chef area
  09/11/07
I'm confused.
Beady-eyed french chef area
  09/11/07
just horrible.
Cerebral site quadroon
  09/20/07
you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machi...
Milky karate
  07/20/08
A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end...
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine...
Milky karate
  09/09/07
Decent
Maniacal house legend
  09/09/07
I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a w...
concupiscible shrine nibblets
  09/09/07
polite applause
stirring ocher filthpig roommate
  09/11/07
A washing machine has more curves.
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screw...
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
Good.
Costumed dashing box office doctorate
  09/09/07
Washing machines will never get an abortion.
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
Washing machines can get wet when they need to.
Costumed dashing box office doctorate
  09/09/07
This was going to be my next joke! Hi five!
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
*high five*
Costumed dashing box office doctorate
  09/09/07
A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an A...
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
underrated
flesh generalized bond
  11/20/07
lol
arousing canary goal in life
  09/09/08
A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.
bossy deer antler
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a base...
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than i...
yapping lake range
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative ...
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
Their father never touched a washing machine.
concupiscible shrine nibblets
  09/09/07
Excellent.
Costumed dashing box office doctorate
  09/09/07
A washing machine looks good without clothes.
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
Neither of them wear bras.
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when ...
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how ...
laughsome famous landscape painting
  09/09/07
Heehee.
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
excellent.
Milky karate
  09/09/07
washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI wo...
Milky karate
  09/09/07
A man can actually turn on a washing machine.
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
partners trust their washing machines with important work
laughsome famous landscape painting
  09/09/07
Heh, heh, heh.
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
nice.
Cerebral site quadroon
  09/20/07
Washing machines won't sue XO.
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
LOL. I really liked this for some reason
marvelous drab chapel love of her life
  09/09/08
I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
Men want washing machines.
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
underratted
Charcoal electric lodge
  07/20/08
wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done
Razzle-dazzle citrine principal's office sandwich
  09/09/07
Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you tur...
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.
yapping lake range
  09/09/07
Not bad at all.
copper provocative stage immigrant
  09/09/08
Men want washing machines at home. Washing machines fit ...
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
B A A- B- C B A
Cerebral site quadroon
  09/20/07
One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.
grizzly infuriating gas station cumskin
  09/09/07
This one's my favorite.
Obsidian Antidepressant Drug Property
  09/09/07
A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
Washing machines don't scare little children.
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/09/07
one fucking eighty for this whole thread
erotic mental disorder
  09/10/07
A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking ...
vivacious fighting twinkling uncleanness
  09/10/07
when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it d...
Razzmatazz topaz garrison trump supporter
  09/10/07
washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a...
Dun station partner
  09/11/07
The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the ...
Scarlet zombie-like corn cake
  09/11/07
When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for m...
Bat Shit Crazy Fuchsia Ladyboy Giraffe
  09/11/07
True dat.
Maniacal house legend
  10/24/07
washing machines have a warm cycle
floppy green dysfunction
  09/11/07
when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns...
Dun station partner
  09/11/07
one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will ...
Tantric motley state faggot firefighter
  09/11/07
Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.
histrionic lay volcanic crater
  09/20/07
Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody&...
Umber abnormal messiness
  09/20/07
A washing machine can make partner.
Seedy piazza
  09/20/07
Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP
Stimulating private investor
  09/20/07
lol
Contagious electric furnace
  09/20/07
ha
Dun station partner
  09/25/07
fuck off
Stimulating private investor
  09/25/07
I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine
house-broken gay wizard
  09/20/07
A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand
soul-stirring kink-friendly whorehouse legal warrant
  09/25/07
*crickets*
Dun station partner
  09/25/07
bump
Poppy underhanded mexican
  10/24/07
washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals be...
Dun station partner
  11/19/07
lulz
deep den
  11/19/07
Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.
hideous skinny woman locale
  11/19/07
Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.
Scarlet zombie-like corn cake
  11/20/07
lulz.
copper provocative stage immigrant
  09/09/08
A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come fi...
Umber abnormal messiness
  11/20/07
Washing machines have better hygiene.
Umber abnormal messiness
  11/20/07
you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review c...
emerald parlour azn
  11/20/07
dammit. I am a bad person now.
marvelous drab chapel love of her life
  09/09/08
Washing machines have better legs. Washing machines don't...
Umber abnormal messiness
  11/20/07
Loads.
Irradiated church
  11/20/07
Underrated.
Vermilion marketing idea
  07/20/08
well done! but I was softened up by the kitten joke.
marvelous drab chapel love of her life
  09/09/08
Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.
Irradiated church
  11/20/07
A washing machine can't grow a mustache
Scarlet zombie-like corn cake
  11/20/07
luluz
maize abode jew
  11/20/07
180
Dun station partner
  11/29/07
...
learning disabled talking plaza half-breed
  07/17/08
A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a...
self-centered masturbator
  07/17/08
...
Buff liquid oxygen
  07/20/08
...
Buff liquid oxygen
  07/20/08
Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapp...
disturbing fragrant stage
  07/20/08
Washing machines smell nice Washing machines rinse Washing...
Boyish Rigpig
  07/20/08
The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.
hyperactive trust fund
  07/20/08
This is underrated.
Supple naked death wish foreskin
  09/09/08
A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine....
Milky karate
  07/20/08
A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return ...
ultramarine indian lodge
  07/20/08
When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell li...
pearly titillating parlor hissy fit
  07/20/08
Hahahahaha
Boyish Rigpig
  07/20/08
The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a w...
hyperactive trust fund
  07/20/08
damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up y...
Buff liquid oxygen
  07/20/08
Riding a laundry machine can be fun.
Charismatic persian
  07/20/08
Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.
Charismatic persian
  07/20/08
A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.
Charismatic persian
  07/20/08
A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.
Charismatic persian
  07/20/08
wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the o...
flickering comical stead depressive
  07/20/08
wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.
Slate excitant ticket booth
  07/20/08
sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got appro...
flickering comical stead depressive
  07/20/08
last one is kind of funny. not in vacuum, but in the cont...
Orchid racy bawdyhouse affirmative action
  09/09/08
washing machines can drive
Lime trip resort
  07/20/08
Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.
Well-lubricated Red Digit Ratio Pit
  07/20/08
Washing machines arent frigid cunts.
Buff liquid oxygen
  09/09/08
i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questi...
Hairraiser tattoo
  09/09/08


Poast new message in this thread





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:25 PM
Author: Milky karate

you can toss a load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619824)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:27 PM
Author: concupiscible shrine nibblets

I only pour bleach in the washing machine a cup at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619834)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: Sepia gaping wagecucks

that is funny; i just had an awkward semen/bleach moment within the past 24 hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917422)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: vivacious fighting twinkling uncleanness

FAG ALERT, FAG ALERT,

*BENDS OVER AND PENETRATES EVERYONE IN THE THREAD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: mint godawful ape telephone

The washing machine has an off button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619841)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: yapping lake range

Some washing machines are attractive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:28 PM
Author: Milky karate

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619846)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:33 PM
Author: yapping lake range

Compare ...

http://www.vanderbilt.edu/alumni/email/InBrief/2006Spring/images/articles/law_review_staff.jpg

http://www.lge.com/products/model/detail/wd-1412rd.jhtml

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619878)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:36 PM
Author: Milky karate

no contest. that's a gorgeous front-loader.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619892)





Date: November 20th, 2007 11:05 AM
Author: Bright point

Everyone in that picture is attractive. You could have found much uglier people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917553)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:59 AM
Author: Passionate rough-skinned school

TIOCTCR

more representative image of LS girls

http://thepiratesdilemma.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/toxic_avenger.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991887)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:35 PM
Author: concupiscible shrine nibblets

They have washing machines at Kaye Scholer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619891)





Date: November 20th, 2007 8:04 AM
Author: Sepia gaping wagecucks

lololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917423)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

Washing machines do the laundry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619898)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: yapping lake range

Not bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619907)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

People fuck washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619901)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:37 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

About ten pounds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619903)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: concupiscible shrine nibblets

This one is good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619906)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Milky karate

yah i missed it. he's got two good ones so far. batting 50%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619921)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

A washing machine got where it was by hard work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619910)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: yapping lake range

Washing machines serve a useful purpose.

ZING! I win.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619912)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:38 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

A washing machine doesn't get fatter when you're married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: Milky karate

third time was a charm. nicely done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619917)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:46 AM
Author: Razzmatazz topaz garrison trump supporter

179

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622016)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:39 PM
Author: concupiscible shrine nibblets

You hope your washing machine still works in ten years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619916)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:43 PM
Author: yapping lake range

A washing machine knows its place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619937)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

A washing machine doesn't have break outs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619957)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:47 PM
Author: diverse bat-shit-crazy degenerate

a washing machine doesn't cry and call domestic abuse hotline when you kick the shit out of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619958)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: yapping lake range

When you're done with a washing machine you put it out w/ the trash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619963)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Zippy mind-boggling sanctuary

A washing machine can be delicate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619964)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

A washing machine isn't a fat, feminazi bitch who needs to shut the fuck up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:48 PM
Author: laughsome famous landscape painting

this made me laugh for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619966)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:50 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

Because it makes only the barest pretense of being a joke, and it's actually irrelevant that you're comparing the woman to a washing machine.

I didn't know why I laughed when I thought of this joke, either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619983)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:47 PM
Author: unholy hot office jap

*lol*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620294)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:17 AM
Author: Beady-eyed french chef area

ok, xoxo's reply feature is fucked. This and below were meant in reply to the put it out with the trash comment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627248)





Date: September 11th, 2007 11:19 AM
Author: Beady-eyed french chef area

I'm confused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627252)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:44 PM
Author: Cerebral site quadroon

just horrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668383)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:09 AM
Author: Milky karate

you meant to say "when you're done with a washing machine you DON'T put it out with the trash".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991015)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:51 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

A washing machine doesn't become a raving lunatic at the end of each cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619994)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:52 PM
Author: Milky karate

you might be able to write an entire book of washing machine jokes? that would be quite a coup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620004)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: Maniacal house legend

Decent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620018)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:54 PM
Author: concupiscible shrine nibblets

I've never been charged with rape for putting my dick in a washing machine when it wasn't turned on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620023)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:24 AM
Author: stirring ocher filthpig roommate

polite applause

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626065)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:55 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

A washing machine has more curves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620025)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:56 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

Washing machine doesn't cry when you open it up with a screwdriver.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620032)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Costumed dashing box office doctorate

Good.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620038)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:57 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

Washing machines will never get an abortion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620036)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Costumed dashing box office doctorate

Washing machines can get wet when they need to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620043)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

This was going to be my next joke!

Hi five!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620054)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Costumed dashing box office doctorate

*high five*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620078)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:58 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

A white washing machine won't turn down the advances of an Asian man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:24 PM
Author: flesh generalized bond

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917764)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:14 AM
Author: arousing canary goal in life

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141606)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: bossy deer antler

A washing machine has less lint in its belly button.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620047)





Date: September 9th, 2007 6:59 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

Washing machines don't bitch when you lock them up in a basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620049)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: yapping lake range

A washing machine doesn't think it is more of a catch than it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620064)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:01 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

A washing machine didn't get its job because of affirmative action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620069)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:03 PM
Author: concupiscible shrine nibblets

Their father never touched a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620075)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:04 PM
Author: Costumed dashing box office doctorate

Excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620084)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

A washing machine looks good without clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620121)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:11 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

A washing machine will happily swallow whatever you give it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620125)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:13 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

Neither of them wear bras.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620135)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:14 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

Washing machines don't have hairy legs and don't freak when you grab its knobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620138)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: laughsome famous landscape painting

washing machines dont constantly run their mouths about how they're a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620140)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

Heehee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620152)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Milky karate

excellent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620153)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:15 PM
Author: Milky karate

washing machine might actually make a difference doing PI work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620141)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

A man can actually turn on a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620145)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:16 PM
Author: laughsome famous landscape painting

partners trust their washing machines with important work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620148)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

Heh, heh, heh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620156)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:59 PM
Author: Cerebral site quadroon

nice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668438)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:17 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

Washing machines won't sue XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620155)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:09 AM
Author: marvelous drab chapel love of her life

LOL. I really liked this for some reason

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141602)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:18 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

I feel badly after I strike my washing machine in anger.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620160)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:20 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

Men want washing machines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620168)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:27 PM
Author: Charcoal electric lodge

underratted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992090)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:31 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle citrine principal's office sandwich

wow, this is tonight's gayest thead. well done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620217)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness
Subject: Washing machines dont make defensive posts on xo

Do they?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620239)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:41 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

A washing machine eventually shuts the fuck up after you turn it on and dump a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620259)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:45 PM
Author: yapping lake range

Women on law review aren't cold and plastic. Oh, wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620278)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:15 AM
Author: copper provocative stage immigrant

Not bad at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141698)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

Men want washing machines at home.

Washing machines fit in the back of trucks.

Washing machines don't hate sex.

Washing machines eventually shut the fuck up after you dump a load in it.

Washing machines don't need plastic surgery to look nice.

Washing machines don't hurt as much when they fall on you.

Washing machines don't wear awkward pansuits all the time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620281)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:25 PM
Author: Cerebral site quadroon

B

A

A-

B-

C

B

A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668533)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:46 PM
Author: grizzly infuriating gas station cumskin

One washes your clothes, but the other doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620288)





Date: September 9th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: Obsidian Antidepressant Drug Property

This one's my favorite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621222)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:48 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

A washing machine didn't get its job my sucking dick.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620302)





Date: September 9th, 2007 7:50 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

Washing machines don't scare little children.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620313)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:33 AM
Author: erotic mental disorder

one fucking eighty for this whole thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8621980)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:40 AM
Author: vivacious fighting twinkling uncleanness

A guy on law review would actually have a chance at fucking the washing machine.

*rape*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622000)





Date: September 10th, 2007 12:42 AM
Author: Razzmatazz topaz garrison trump supporter

when you dump a white substance into a washing machine, it doesn't cry rape

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8622009)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:20 AM
Author: Dun station partner

washing machine wont start sobbing when it finds out I got a sweet offer, whereas they didn't get shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8626050)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:34 PM
Author: Scarlet zombie-like corn cake

The punishment for dumping a useless waching machine in the creek better fits the crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627407)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:46 PM
Author: Bat Shit Crazy Fuchsia Ladyboy Giraffe

When you bring a washing machine home, it stops asking for money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627443)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:43 PM
Author: Maniacal house legend

True dat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808126)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:48 PM
Author: floppy green dysfunction

washing machines have a warm cycle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627456)





Date: September 11th, 2007 12:54 PM
Author: Dun station partner

when you put a quarter in a washing machine's slot, it turns them on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627469)





Date: September 11th, 2007 1:01 PM
Author: Tantric motley state faggot firefighter

one washes your clothes, and one is a gunner bitch who will probably work for two years, get pregnant, and never earn another dime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8627487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 7:37 PM
Author: histrionic lay volcanic crater

Washing machines aren't covered with acne and cellulite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668365)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:10 PM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

Washing machines don't have a "bloated, bitchy, bloody" cycle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668478)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:12 PM
Author: Seedy piazza

A washing machine can make partner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668487)





Date: September 20th, 2007 8:20 PM
Author: Stimulating private investor

Kirkland, Ellis & Kenmore Elite, LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668513)





Date: September 20th, 2007 9:03 PM
Author: Contagious electric furnace

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668647)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:00 PM
Author: Dun station partner

ha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689695)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:31 PM
Author: Stimulating private investor

fuck off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689820)





Date: September 20th, 2007 10:23 PM
Author: house-broken gay wizard

I'd share my bedsheets with a washing machine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8668955)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:08 PM
Author: soul-stirring kink-friendly whorehouse legal warrant

A wasing machine is smart enough not to do any loads by hand

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689735)





Date: September 25th, 2007 9:10 PM
Author: Dun station partner

*crickets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8689745)





Date: October 24th, 2007 12:42 PM
Author: Poppy underhanded mexican
Subject: bump

more!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8808121)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:46 PM
Author: Dun station partner

washing machines don't break down two weeks before finals because they just realized that there were two whole classis for which they didn't do the reading. "OMG - what am i going to do! i stayed at Rashiid's Law Review House Party WAAAY too late on Sunday night -- past 9:00pm! AND i had two glasses of wine. OMG - the Samosas were delicious, and that was sooo much fun playing "ORder of the Coif - the Board Game". but now my finals are ruined - this partaying is out of hand!" *shriek*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916108)





Date: November 19th, 2007 11:01 PM
Author: deep den

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916201)





Date: November 19th, 2007 10:59 PM
Author: hideous skinny woman locale

Washing machines don't get outted on xoxo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916185)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:17 AM
Author: Scarlet zombie-like corn cake

Washing machines accept both white and colored loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8916536)





Date: September 9th, 2008 8:17 AM
Author: copper provocative stage immigrant

lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141699)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:46 AM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

A washing machine doesn't get its panties in a bunch come finals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917463)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:50 AM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

Washing machines have better hygiene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917467)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:56 AM
Author: emerald parlour azn

you can't kill a kitten by sticking it inside a law review chick and spinning her around

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917473)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: marvelous drab chapel love of her life

dammit. I am a bad person now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141604)





Date: November 20th, 2007 9:59 AM
Author: Umber abnormal messiness

Washing machines have better legs.

Washing machines don't have hairy underarms.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917475)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:05 AM
Author: Irradiated church

Loads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917484)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:44 AM
Author: Vermilion marketing idea

Underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991840)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:12 AM
Author: marvelous drab chapel love of her life

well done!

but I was softened up by the kitten joke.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141605)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:08 AM
Author: Irradiated church

Washing machine smells good after you drop a load in it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917486)





Date: November 20th, 2007 10:13 AM
Author: Scarlet zombie-like corn cake

A washing machine can't grow a mustache

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917491)





Date: November 20th, 2007 12:19 PM
Author: maize abode jew

luluz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8917754)





Date: November 29th, 2007 9:36 PM
Author: Dun station partner

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8954079)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:05 AM
Author: learning disabled talking plaza half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981375)





Date: July 17th, 2008 9:30 AM
Author: self-centered masturbator

A washing machine doesn't get stretched out after you dump a bunch of loads in it.

I don't have to be drunk to use a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9981415)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:31 AM
Author: Buff liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990927)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:36 AM
Author: Buff liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990938)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:41 AM
Author: disturbing fragrant stage

Most people aren't surprised to find a washing machine trapped in my basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990948)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:43 AM
Author: Boyish Rigpig

Washing machines smell nice

Washing machines rinse

Washing machines come in different shapes and sizes

Washing machines were invented to make life easier for human beings



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990951)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:45 AM
Author: hyperactive trust fund

The shrill whining of a washing machine means it's working.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9990955)





Date: September 9th, 2008 9:23 AM
Author: Supple naked death wish foreskin

This is underrated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141764)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:06 AM
Author: Milky karate

A dollar a load is a reasonable price for a washing machine. (tyty t7stud)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991009)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:17 AM
Author: ultramarine indian lodge

A washing machine comes with a warranty, and you can return it and get a brand new one if it's a lemon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991034)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:22 AM
Author: pearly titillating parlor hissy fit

When you fuck a washing machine it doesn't feel and smell like you're sticking your dick in a jar of three year old mayonnaise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991046)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:51 AM
Author: Boyish Rigpig

Hahahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991884)





Date: July 20th, 2008 2:24 AM
Author: hyperactive trust fund

The Maytag repairman would be happy to stick his tool in a washing machine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991050)





Date: July 20th, 2008 9:02 AM
Author: Buff liquid oxygen

damn, the new ones post-08-bump are pretty shitty. step up your game, xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991820)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:10 AM
Author: Charismatic persian

Riding a laundry machine can be fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991850)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: Charismatic persian

Laundry machines can only take 1 load at a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991851)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:11 AM
Author: Charismatic persian

A laundry machine will help keep your house clean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991852)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Charismatic persian

A laundry machine takes up less space in the basement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991854)





Date: July 20th, 2008 10:22 AM
Author: flickering comical stead depressive

wow, there are so many ridiculously overrated posts in the old portion of this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991863)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:45 AM
Author: Slate excitant ticket booth

wtf dude. This thread is a goddam NATIONAL TREASURE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991957)





Date: July 20th, 2008 1:01 PM
Author: flickering comical stead depressive

sorry, but not one of these is funny, and they all got approving responses.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619842

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619913

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8619965

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#8620045



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992134)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:29 AM
Author: Orchid racy bawdyhouse affirmative action

last one is kind of funny.

not in vacuum, but in the context of xo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141609)





Date: July 20th, 2008 11:13 AM
Author: Lime trip resort

washing machines can drive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9991895)





Date: July 20th, 2008 12:45 PM
Author: Well-lubricated Red Digit Ratio Pit

Washing machines aren't fond of Ann Taylor clothes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#9992115)





Date: September 9th, 2008 1:22 AM
Author: Buff liquid oxygen

Washing machines arent frigid cunts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141042)





Date: September 9th, 2008 6:26 AM
Author: Hairraiser tattoo

i've never dinged a washing machine for asking stupid questions about "pro bono opportunities."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=684266&forum_id=2#10141608)