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The Secret Diary of Whokebe
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Date: October 26th, 2007 11:15 AM Author: 180 cream brunch gaping excerpt: 9:03 AM Posted nigger thread on xoxo. Chuckled. 9:05 AM Changed the main character of my novel's name from Russell to Steve. Also changed xo monikers. 9:11 AM Took opium, mescaline, and ecstasy. Synthesized some as yet undiscovered psychoactive drug using my extensive knowledge of organic chemistry. 9:12 AM Nigger thread. More chuckles. 9:15 AM Looked through my file of med school rejection letters again. Cried. I don't know why I do this to myself. 9:16 AM Nigger thread. 16 responses. New record. It's going to be a great day. |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:23 PM Author: Cerise turdskin meetinghouse nicely done bc this is also how i picture his day. 175 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816910) |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 6:58 AM Author: flirting trailer park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8818533) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:25 AM Author: Histrionic Property Halford Date: October 26th, 2007 11:15 AM Author: [Community accounts are for losers......]
excerpt: 9:03 AM Posted nigger thread on xoxo. Chuckled.
9:05 AM Changed the main character of my novel's name from Russell to Steve. Also changed xo monikers.
9:11 AM Took opium, mescaline, and ecstasy. Synthesized some as yet undiscovered psychoactive drug using my extensive knowledge of organic chemistry.
9:12 AM Nigger thread. More chuckles.
9:15 AM Looked through my file of med school rejection letters again. Cried. I don't know why I do this to myself.
9:16 AM Nigger thread. 16 responses. New record. It's going to be a great day.
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Date: October 26th, 2007 12:54 PM Author: Territorial zombie-like house 12:52 PM Got up. Walked around. Sat back down. I am trapped in a cage of my own making. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816005) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 3:06 PM Author: outnumbered electric casino wait - that's from my diary. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816638) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:05 PM Author: yellow anal kitchen January 7, 1999, 4:15 a.m., Compton, California Dear Diary, Tonight was the worst night of my life. I was just walking down the street when I was approached by three gangbanging niggers. The skinny one grabbed my Walkman and I tried to grab it back, but the one that looked like Fat Albert grabbed my arm. He wouldn't let go. I tried to get away, but he dragged me into the alleyway. Everything is a blur after that, but I know that I lost something there in that alley last night. I lost my dignity. Those fucking niggers raped me all night. I'm broken now, but I will let this hate burn inside me until I am strong enough to let it out in a burst of flame. Then those niggers will see how it felt. |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:22 PM Author: thriller legal warrant liquid oxygen Date: October 26th, 2007 1:05 PM Author: whokebestrack
January 7, 1999, 4:15 a.m., Compton, California
Dear Diary,
Tonight was the worst night of my life. I was just walking down the street when I was approached by three gangbanging niggers. The skinny one grabbed my Walkman and I tried to grab it back, but the one that looked like Fat Albert grabbed my arm. He wouldn't let go. I tried to get away, but he dragged me into the alleyway. Everything is a blur after that, but I know that I lost something there in that alley last night. I lost my dignity. Those fucking niggers raped me all night. I'm broken now, but I will let this hate burn inside me until I am strong enough to let it out in a burst of flame. Then those niggers will see how it felt.
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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:24 PM Author: yellow anal kitchen Why did you copy my post? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816134) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:26 PM Author: thriller legal warrant liquid oxygen i really enjoyed it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816146) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:26 PM Author: yellow anal kitchen ty dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816147) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 1:34 PM Author: thriller legal warrant liquid oxygen yw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816200) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 11:24 PM Author: Blathering Puppy Alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8824562) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 2:42 PM Author: Territorial zombie-like house December 25, 1990, Christmas Morning Mommy and daddy gave me a toy stethoscope for Christmas! It's so cool. It's my new favorite thing in the whole wide world! One day, I'm going to grow up to be a real doctor. That will make mommy and daddy so proud!
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Date: October 26th, 2007 3:58 PM Author: 180 cream brunch gaping December 25, 2006, Christmas Morning
I sit here silently, taking in the scent of my own filth. No one cares, but why would they? I think of my family enjoying themselves around the tree with nary a thought of the son they had disowned 2 years prior. "Why didn't you get into Med School?" they asked. "What do you do with all your time?" At first they believed my excuses about studying to take the MCAT again, until the day I went to the kitchen for another Go-gurt and left my browser window open on my computer in the basement. When my father saw the tabs I had open (ranging from stormfront to xoxo to "white gay with asian gay" porn), he threw me out of the house without a backward glance. As I wandered the streets, sucking dick to pay for my time in internet cafes, I fell deeper and deeper into my addiction. So here I sit on Christmas morning, posting on xoxo about blacks while jerking it to Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful." A single tear rolls down my cheek as the fat mexican lady behind the plexiglass tells me I have to leave. |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:00 PM Author: Histrionic Property Halford 178 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816840) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM Author: apoplectic elastic band Reply
Date: October 26th, 2007 3:58 PM Author: kim deal's slight lisp
December 25, 2006, Christmas Morning
I sit here silently, taking in the scent of my own filth. No one cares, but why would they? I think of my family enjoying themselves around the tree with nary a thought of the son they had disowned 2 years prior. "Why didn't you get into Med School?" they asked. "What do you do with all your time?" At first they believed my excuses about studying to take the MCAT again, until the day I went to the kitchen for another Go-gurt and left my browser window open on my computer in the basement. When my father saw the tabs I had open (ranging from stormfront to xoxo to "white gay with asian gay" porn), he threw me out of the house without a backward glance. As I wandered the streets, sucking dick to pay for my time in internet cafes, I fell deeper and deeper into my addiction. So here I sit on Christmas morning, posting on xoxo about blacks while jerking it to Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful." A single tear rolls down my cheek as the fat mexican lady behind the plexiglass tells me I have to leave.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816830)
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM Author: Territorial zombie-like house Why are you using a community account to preserve a community account post? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816845) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM Author: Territorial zombie-like house 180 wow srsly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816843) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:02 PM Author: 180 cream brunch gaping tytyty, i almost wish i still used my static account so i could bask in the glory this will surely bring to me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816849) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:03 PM Author: outnumbered electric casino i will preserve for posterity.
Date: October 26th, 2007 3:58 PM Author: earl dood
December 25, 2006, Christmas Morning
I sit here silently, taking in the scent of my own filth. No one cares, but why would they? I think of my family enjoying themselves around the tree with nary a thought of the son they had disowned 2 years prior. "Why didn't you get into Med School?" they asked. "What do you do with all your time?" At first they believed my excuses about studying to take the MCAT again, until the day I went to the kitchen for another Go-gurt and left my browser window open on my computer in the basement. When my father saw the tabs I had open (ranging from stormfront to xoxo to "white gay with asian gay" porn), he threw me out of the house without a backward glance. As I wandered the streets, sucking dick to pay for my time in internet cafes, I fell deeper and deeper into my addiction. So here I sit on Christmas morning, posting on xoxo about blacks while jerking it to Christina Aguilera's "Beautiful." A single tear rolls down my cheek as the fat mexican lady behind the plexiglass tells me I have to leave.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816830) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:04 PM Author: 180 cream brunch gaping you are a gentleman and a whokebe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816858) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:05 PM Author: Territorial zombie-like house if you come back later under your real moniker to take credit, i'll understand (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816863) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:01 PM Author: outnumbered electric casino i would laugh, but it hits too close to home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816844) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: Cerise turdskin meetinghouse fucking amazing and probably accurate. 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8816919) |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 3:25 PM Author: apoplectic elastic band 179 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8819159) |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 3:25 PM Author: apoplectic elastic band 179 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8819164) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 11:21 PM Author: Blathering Puppy Alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8824545) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:55 AM Author: Exciting volcanic crater karate 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917242) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 5:10 PM Author: concupiscible fear-inspiring indirect expression pit instant classic thread
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Date: October 26th, 2007 6:07 PM Author: bateful business firm have any of you ever considered becoming script writers for comedy shows? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817209) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 6:13 PM Author: Onyx state i dont think mainstream tv watching public would appreciate 1/2 hour of whokebe related jokes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817229) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 7:06 PM Author: Cerise turdskin meetinghouse yes we would! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817369) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 6:25 PM Author: Territorial zombie-like house awesome thread. whokebe is utter trash w/ an overpriced useless NYU UG degree (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817268) |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 7:28 PM Author: gay violent bbw 1:17 pm Take a whiff of my NYU UG degree, begin masturbating. 1:19 pm Just finished cleaning up, watching a youtube video of a nigger kicking a white guy's ass, and posting a nigger thread. awaiting responses 1:23 pm Bump nigger thread. 1:29 pm Bump nigger thread. wtf? that was a hilarious title about niggers 1:33 pm NIGGER THREAD HAS 4 RESPONSES IN IT!!! I light a few candles and turn my phone off. I put on The Bends (note to self, consider creating a radiohead thread this afternoon). I click the mouse. I read "stfu Whokebe." I matter. 1:35 pm I write "y" and click Post. Shaping up to be a great day. |
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Date: October 26th, 2007 8:30 PM Author: 180 cream brunch gaping i lulzed heavily (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8817503) |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 12:10 AM Author: Histrionic Property Halford i laughed at the entry for 1:29pm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8818002) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:42 AM Author: Trip ladyboy No 1:19 was the best. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092352) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:45 AM Author: Snowy bawdyhouse nah, i'm gonna go with 1:33 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092366) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:21 PM Author: apoplectic elastic band I LOLed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827317) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:39 AM Author: Snowy bawdyhouse this has to be one of the most underrated posts in the history of xoxo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092338) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:40 AM Author: Trip ladyboy lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092342) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:52 AM Author: big mint garrison stfu whokebe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092379) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:53 AM Author: Trip ladyboy STOP, whokebe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092384) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:54 AM Author: big mint garrison haaaa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092385) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 5:02 AM Author: Snowy bawdyhouse probably not the first time a girl has asked you to stop following her around (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092410) |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 4:02 AM Author: 180 cream brunch gaping October 10, 2007
Dear Diary,
I sent an email to the waitress I met at the bar:
"Have you ever thought of Blackness? Not the simple blackness of your childhood crayon, but the impenetrable Blackness of the human soul? While on mescaline-fueled journeys, Blackness presents her warm body to me and urges me to embrace her naked frailty. She transforms herself into the mischievous blackness of small niglets singing their choruses in ruinous alleyways, she tightens her hold on me, and we hump together in the darkness of my bedroom until the hot liquid of our passion releases itself from my exhausted body. I lay still, as if dead, languishing in the sullen afterglow. Yet sometimes in the deepest fervor of these strange visions, I am suddenly revived by the dark horse of your beauty galloping thru space at 1.2 light years per hour into my black dreams, blinding me with a light so pure it resembles neither human love nor goodness but makes mockeries of them both. We should go out for drinks sometime next week. Are you free on Thursday?"
She hasn't responded. I realize now that I will never truly love a woman. |
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Date: October 27th, 2007 12:59 PM Author: outnumbered electric casino awesome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8818818) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 8:55 PM Author: apoplectic elastic band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8823917) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 8:55 PM Author: Territorial zombie-like house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8823918) |
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Date: October 28th, 2007 11:15 PM Author: Blathering Puppy Alpha October 31, 2001
It was a hard thing to get up this morning and see what I had done. Picking over the vomit and the broken Guns and Roses albums, tossing aside the Totino's pizza boxes and a degree from a school that purportedly operated in a place called "Johnson City" I came across a stack of VHS tapes. It appeared that she had recorded some home movies over various aerobic instructional videos. Being careful not to move her again, because the blood smelled of coffee, trojan condoms and tacos, I popped one in the ancient VHS on top of the Curtis Mathis from 1984 that she had apparently meticulously maintained. It worked in any event. Of course, it was her crooning at the cats that were even now eating from her damned inconvenient mortal remains. The fucking cats. They had been watching the whole time...they had seen the whole thing. They couldn't be allowed to pass on their knowledge. I picked up a shoe to begin my grizzly work.... It started innocently enough. I had seen her in a Starbucks and she had been counting her change. I realized she was a little short and even though she seemed very angry I approached and offered to pay for her milkshake (though it was disguised as a coffee drink of some sort). She looked at me and asked if I watched StarGate. I said that I did indeed and she asked me to come to her place. I had never been with a woman, but agreed quickly enough. It turns out that she lived in a rowhouse in Baltimore, and she clearly could not afford to engage a woman for cleaning. Clothes, wrappers from maxi pads and other rubbage were strown about the apartment. She asked if I were hungry. Being somewhat stunned at having been propositioned in a coffee shoppe, I said yes. She whipped a Totinos out of the freezer and put it in the oven. It was cooked in a brief period and we enjoyed it together. Then, promising anal, she asked me to retire to her bedroom. Anal being an experience I had enjoyed, though form the other end, I agreed. In her room she immediately demanded that I produce a condom. Having not expected this turn of events, I did not have one. Sighing in disgust, and speaking in terms of derision regarding my male genitalia, she opened a drawer next to her bed and tore one off of a roll that must have consisted of hundreds. I looked at her and stated that I was not sure of what to do and that I had not enjoyed a woman before. She insulted me severely and then proceeded to tell me to place my penis against her anus. I complied, thinking that the other side must be as glorious as receiving had been. However, it was different. There were large swinging ti-tays. There was a slight musky odor from her loins. I could not decide what the difference was, but it was not as fulfilling as I had imagined. She asked me to put my cock into her vagina, and I refused. Remembering one other instance in which I had experienced pleasure (albeit with a man) I asked her to suck my penis. She flew into a rage, stating that she would not suck a dick and espousing various feminist rhetoric. I asked her to quiet down, and told her that I would not insist that she put my penis in her mouth. Nonetheless she continued to berate me is such a fashion that I became agitated. Eventually, she called me a faggot, and being ashamed, I stuck her with a box of toasty-o's (apparently a generic cereal afforded easily on her salary) until she was dead. I then passed out with a feeling of satisfaction that I had not felt before. Back to the morning. The videos are over and I have stumbled across a number of pictures of the bitch. I put them in my bag (always with me) along with the video tapes. I hated this woman, but feel that she deserves to live. And she will. If only on xoxo. |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:21 AM Author: 180 cream brunch gaping "I hated this woman, but feel that she deserves to live. And she will. If only on xoxo."
Made reading the entire thing worth it. I'm honored to have this on the thread. 180 |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:28 AM Author: Territorial zombie-like house the first paragraph was promising but this quickly went off the rails. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825689) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:32 AM Author: outnumbered electric casino right - cuz whok is more like The Dood than Patrick Bateman. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825709) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:38 AM Author: Ruddy faggot firefighter was the chick from baltitmore supposed to be madcat? lulz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825725) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:42 AM Author: Territorial zombie-like house That was the joke, Ted (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825735) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:32 AM Author: Blathering Puppy Alpha If one did not get that from the entry, then I have failed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826034) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:45 AM Author: Histrionic Property Halford that was pretty fucking brilliant (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8825742) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 3:09 AM Author: Histrionic Property Halford Official Thread Artwork: http://img143.imageshack.us/my.php?image=roomww9.png |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 12:54 PM Author: 180 cream brunch gaping EPIC
for posterity:
http://hidebehind.com/A43E33 |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:26 AM Author: Histrionic Property Halford http://hidebehind.com/A43E33 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917086) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 12:57 PM Author: Cerise turdskin meetinghouse this thread was already amazing... but this took it to a new level
whokebe is an utter disgrace |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 1:27 PM Author: outnumbered electric casino 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826521) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 2:40 PM Author: slap-happy doobsian orchestra pit fanboi Now THAT is amazing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8826854) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:15 PM Author: concupiscible fear-inspiring indirect expression pit 180
whokebe has been totally pwned in this thread |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:30 PM Author: cerebral trust fund ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827357) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:07 PM Author: diverse magical church building I am completely blown away. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827685) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:09 PM Author: Cerise turdskin meetinghouse i was in awe when i saw this. its almost exactly what i picture when i think of whokebe, except i figured his computer would have stormfront on the screen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827690) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:14 PM Author: diverse magical church building So that I may completely absorb and appreciate the masterpiece, explain to me the Bible-looking book in his hand, and the picture of the man in a cap and gown. Is that 'kebe?
edit: i seriously lol'd at the mouse. |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:17 PM Author: Territorial zombie-like house the book is whokebe's secret diary. the photo next to the NYU diploma is Rosa Parks' mug shot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827709) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:19 PM Author: diverse magical church building aha. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827718) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:17 PM Author: Cerise turdskin meetinghouse its his diary (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827711) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:18 PM Author: Territorial zombie-like house http://img110.imageshack.us/my.php?image=room2ad8.png (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827714) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:48 PM Author: Fighting knife what's in the test tubes in the lower right hand corner. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837484) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:49 PM Author: Histrionic Property Halford doesn't matter. they're only there to symbolize his boundless knowledge of chemistry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837491) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:52 PM Author: Fighting knife why is he in a spiderman mask? what's the significance? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837503) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:55 PM Author: Histrionic Property Halford it was the only faceless pic of a passed out guy i could find. i was going to put a KKK hood on him, but it wasn't worth the effort. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837516) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:53 PM Author: Fighting knife and why Van Morrison? Martin Luther King? and the other picture in the upper right hand corner? and the pills -- what's in em? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837507) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:58 PM Author: Histrionic Property Halford van morrison because he trolls for astral weeks mlk and rosa parks (the other photo) because i imagine he looks up at the photographs of them while posting to find the strength to make more nigger threads the pills are because i'm convinced he has mental disorders IRL |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 11:05 PM Author: Fighting knife thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837559) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:53 PM Author: Fighting knife and finally, the picture on the left? with comfortable in it with the diverging road. what's the significance? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841813) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:55 PM Author: Histrionic Property Halford radiohead poster. hth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841822) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:57 PM Author: Fighting knife I'd never wear converse all-stars and you forgot the baseball cap, ants, fruitflys and roaches. Good job though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841829) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:05 AM Author: 180 cream brunch gaping Date: November 1st, 2007 10:57 PM Author: diandre,
I'd never wear converse all-stars and you forgot the baseball cap, ants, fruitflys and roaches. Good job though.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841829)
ROFL @ whokebe the retard outing himself as another guy with mental problems on this site.
Diandre AK47 Whokebe Aznazn
who else? |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:06 AM Author: Territorial zombie-like house i think his claiming to be whokebe is flame. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842116) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:08 AM Author: Fighting knife dude whokebe is a poster that doesn't post anymore. hasn't in years. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842122) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:21 AM Author: Territorial zombie-like house who is aldous huxley ...? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842161) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:54 AM Author: Trip ladyboy I'm really scared to open this. Somebody tell me what it is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092386) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:55 AM Author: Snowy bawdyhouse those are safe websites (hidebehind at least), you really should because the picture is fucking hilarious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092388) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 5:04 AM Author: Trip ladyboy I loled. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10092411) |
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Date: September 30th, 2008 2:12 AM Author: Hideous Nursing Home Mediation what are you lolling at you dumb POS hooker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10213485) |
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Date: September 30th, 2008 2:15 AM Author: vigorous marketing idea cumskin ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#10213493) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:13 PM Author: Blathering Puppy Alpha October 29, 2007.
8:30- Wake up from the sweet merciful release that is sleep. Piss into coke bottle. I am thankful for once that my penis is small.
8:33- Log onto xoxo while enjoying small Merita powdered donuts in a bag. These are delicious.
8:34- Use new firefox plug in to read approximately 150 posts in five minutes. It appears that someone snuck into my room and took a picture after I fell asleep last night. This is disturbing.
8:35- Must counter negative influence of picture on the board or all will be lost.
8:36- Debate whether Nigger threads will best accomplish this goal. Sadly, I think not. Instead, a steady dose of threads from "newcomers" claiming to have been attracted to the board from me will be just the trick. Proceed with plan and begin megaposting.
8:37- Short break to use red finger nail polish on GI Joes to replicate actual wounds. COBRAKAIPWN3D BITCH!!!!
3:00 p.m.- resume good will mission on xoxo |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:16 PM Author: concupiscible fear-inspiring indirect expression pit "Short break to use red finger nail polish on GI Joes to replicate actual wounds. COBRAKAIPWN3D BITCH!!!! "
LOL |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:21 PM Author: Ruddy faggot firefighter what is this firefox plug you speak of? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827315) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:23 PM Author: apoplectic elastic band 8:36 is always how i picture whokebe coming up with those threads."why is whokebe so influential" etc
i LOLed when i read your evaluation, which matches mine |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 10:10 PM Author: Cerise turdskin meetinghouse That was an awesome entry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8845705) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:28 PM Author: cerebral trust fund September 24, 2007
Ahdaminijacket just spoke at that ttt. I knew persians were hot, but turns out Iran has no jews or faggots there either. Depending on my GMAT rerererereretake I'll consider applying to some med schools there. Do they have Ochem in the middle east? I could probably tutor that and make tons of cash.
Mom just sent up another batch of kerrs banana/strawberry juice. The rush is insane. I cant stop bumping my nigger threads and rate me threads. I literally got so excited that I broke the wheel on my swivel chair and I have to manually go from terminal to terminal to talk with myself on xo under different monikers.
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:33 PM Author: apoplectic elastic band haha perfect (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827366) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:35 PM Author: cerebral trust fund ty pauliewalnuts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827374) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 4:38 PM Author: Blathering Puppy Alpha Not bad at all. I was especially appreciative of the banana strawberry juice reference. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827387) |
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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:35 AM Author: Histrionic Property Halford ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024868) |
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Date: August 24th, 2008 4:29 AM Author: Snowy bawdyhouse "Do they have Ochem in the middle east? I could probably tutor that and make tons of cash."
Great Thread. |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 5:29 PM Author: Nubile Giraffe October 30, 2047
1. Telepath derogatory thread about blacks and asians to XO portal
2. Kill and skin neigbors pet bobcat
3. Pick up Social Security credits from moleculizer
4. Plan on how to lose virginity once again
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Date: October 29th, 2007 6:00 PM Author: Cerise turdskin meetinghouse ROFL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8827668) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 7:38 PM Author: 180 cream brunch gaping *prints this thread out, carries it in pocket* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828017) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 7:47 PM Author: Adventurous cyan dysfunction gas station i farted while reading this thread -- that's how hard i was laughing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828043) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 8:55 PM Author: Beady-eyed filthy organic girlfriend gaming laptop Every single fucking person in this thread is Whokebe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828318) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 8:56 PM Author: Aromatic main people scourge upon the earth that is absolutely not true (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828325) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 9:02 PM Author: Beady-eyed filthy organic girlfriend gaming laptop Hi Whokebe! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828348) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 9:05 PM Author: Aromatic main people scourge upon the earth hmm...which response should i use here? maybe "we're all whokebes, aren't we?" maybe something simple like "idiot." maybe just play it off with a "lulz." idk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828366) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:16 PM Author: Beady-eyed filthy organic girlfriend gaming laptop stfu (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828716) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:22 PM Author: Aromatic main people scourge upon the earth you're right. "stfu" would have been tcr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828737) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:24 PM Author: outnumbered electric casino stfu. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828750) |
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Date: April 9th, 2008 9:47 AM Author: Aromatic main people scourge upon the earth ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601122) |
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Date: April 9th, 2008 10:04 AM Author: outnumbered electric casino ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601166) |
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Date: April 9th, 2008 10:05 AM Author: Aromatic main people scourge upon the earth are we friends? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601171) |
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Date: April 9th, 2008 10:37 AM Author: outnumbered electric casino yes, friend. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9601289) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 9:32 PM Author: 180 cream brunch gaping completely fucking false. whokebe can't write a goddamn complete sentence, you think he could reach this level of brilliance (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828515) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 9:33 PM Author: Aromatic main people scourge upon the earth i'm not sure he even knows about the superior community account you're posting from (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828522) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:00 PM Author: 180 cream brunch gaping this is the TITCR (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828639) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:30 PM Author: Idiotic bespoke selfie I, for one, support this thread. Good job, all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828778) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:36 PM Author: Cerise turdskin meetinghouse supremely credited. this thread is in my personal all time top 10.
and its only a few days old. |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:44 PM Author: Gaped Floppy Blood Rage October 25, 2007
5:05 PM Pick up Japanese for Beginners handbook and start lesson 14.
5:24 PM Gets tired and searches through japanese website for wgwag porn.
5:27 PM Log into japanese forum for leads on obscure wgwag porn. Hentai69 provides link to new wgwag website that is japanese-only.
5:32 PM www.sushionmayonnaise.com is hard to navigate and japanese-translation dictionary is not much help.
5:34 PM Make 36 wgwag threads without post content out of frustration.
5:42 PM Stalk ex-girlfriend's facebook. Print out picture of her with current Asian husband. Masturbate to wgwag porn and finish on her picture. Shed single tear.
6:24 PM Make 27 wgwag threads. Each thread gets at least two posts. Afraid Japanese BusinessDood moniker is becoming more infamous than Whokebe and has overtaken AK47.
9:35 PM Create thread announcing break from posting. Whimpers.
10:05 PM Log into Xo as AK47
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:50 PM Author: 180 cream brunch gaping 168
with AA bump, 176 |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:53 PM Author: Histrionic Property Halford Whokebe and Japanese BusinessDood aren't the same spammer. They have conversations at night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828929) |
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Date: October 29th, 2007 10:55 PM Author: Gaped Floppy Blood Rage wtf? you should retire dood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8828938) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 12:28 AM Author: Cerise turdskin meetinghouse stfu whokebe (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8842185) |
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Date: November 6th, 2007 3:30 AM Author: Gaped Floppy Blood Rage lol faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8859347) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 9:13 AM Author: 180 cream brunch gaping (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8834144) |
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Date: October 31st, 2007 10:10 PM Author: Cerise turdskin meetinghouse tytyty this was a great re-read. some new posts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8837312) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:01 PM Author: Fighting knife All I have to say is: Oh my fucking god. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841033) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 8:59 PM Author: Cerise turdskin meetinghouse you are way late to just read this now. this is one of the top threads in recent memory (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841251) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:39 PM Author: Fighting knife No I saw it when it first came out. Hell, the thread is about me anyway. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841758) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 9:30 PM Author: chest-beating plum newt goal in life Only been on xoxo for a year, but this is by far the best thread I have seen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841374) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 10:09 PM Author: Cerise turdskin meetinghouse seconded. pretty much sums up what we've learned about the idiot behind the idiotic whokebe-related schticks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8845698) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 10:48 PM Author: Fighting knife Was that picture a collaborative effort done at Watchell? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841795) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:01 PM Author: Histrionic Property Halford link?
you're whokebe? |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:15 PM Author: Fighting knife you forgot the porn too. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841910) |
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Date: November 1st, 2007 11:18 PM Author: Histrionic Property Halford you're the weirdest poster on this board. hth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8841930) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2007 9:56 PM Author: Fighting knife Oh and I take it the jacket symbolizes the fact that he doens't have a leather jacket? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8845624) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:39 AM Author: glittery mother this thread has three or four funny posts. the rest is shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917168) |
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Date: November 20th, 2007 2:55 AM Author: Laughsome Impertinent Hospital please link to the three/to/four funny posts. tyia (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#8917248) |
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a million 180s for this thread. |
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Date: December 14th, 2007 3:22 AM Author: frisky abusive roast beef i consider whokebe to be a close friend and ally (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9024819) |
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Date: January 18th, 2008 5:24 PM Author: Territorial zombie-like house bump for nyuug (who is also whokebe) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=707335&forum_id=2#9182702) |
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