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ITT you help me decide on my signature candy bar
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Date: March 13th, 2008 12:51 PM Author: Misunderstood Khaki Jewess Chapel I will have a few of these on my desk and people will comment on how much I like XYZ candy bar. The best part is that since I really don't like candy that much I won't have to buy too many to create this image.
If I had to choose an ideal candy bar, it would include caramel, nuts (preferably not peanuts), and little to no chocolate. Ideas? |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 12:59 PM Author: titillating mauve property Twix
Whatchamacalit
Almond Snickers |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 1:01 PM Author: Misunderstood Khaki Jewess Chapel Whatchamacalit has potential (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9472529) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 1:01 PM Author: iridescent casino codepig seriously credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9472530) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 12:59 PM Author: Big Carnelian Trust Fund Macaca there is a candy bar that consists of nothing but nuts fused together with caramel. i can't think of the name though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9472522) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 1:00 PM Author: titillating mauve property Baby Ruth, I thought. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9472525) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 1:02 PM Author: Big Carnelian Trust Fund Macaca Baby Ruth is covered in chocolate though. What I'm think of has no chocolate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9472537) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 1:57 PM Author: Big Carnelian Trust Fund Macaca PAYDAY is what I was thinking of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9472828) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:37 PM Author: startling up-to-no-good corner goal in life candy corn and salted peanuts eaten simultaneously taste nearly exactly like a payday. this is true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473007) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:26 PM Author: umber degenerate field fucking amazing. i mentally simulated the combination and it blows my mind. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473310) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 1:02 PM Author: Mint arrogant filthpig i loathe caramel and am stridently pro-peanut butter; so we aren't likely to agree. however, due to it's relative scarcity, simple throwback packaging, and perfect execution of the often bungled chocolate/peanut butter synergy, i recommend:
clark bar |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 1:03 PM Author: Misunderstood Khaki Jewess Chapel I am not a big fan of peanut butter, since you are likely to be eating mouse shit. However, your clark bar idea is a good one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9472539) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 1:07 PM Author: Mint arrogant filthpig how about necco wafers?
i need to know more about what you want to convey, what you want to get out of it.
do you want to be taken more seriously? a signature candy runs precisely the risk of conveying unseriousness.
do you want to get laid? if so, it's a difficult trick to play the signature candy very lightly; let her discover it and define it as an ironic aspect to your character . . . "he's so smart and serious . . . but the way he always has a movie theater size box of Goobers is SO cute . . . " something like that? |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 1:20 PM Author: Misunderstood Khaki Jewess Chapel lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9472617) |
Date: March 13th, 2008 2:16 PM Author: Cracking fantasy-prone pervert Salted Nut Roll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9472910) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:32 PM Author: umber degenerate field peanut m&m's. even if it isn't always the most satisfying candy. the packaging is sexy and as a candy, it is austere enough to preempt association with the fat working class (this is the main problem with snickers). it is durable across time and climate (twix/reese's are prone to becoming stale and melting). finally, it is sufficiently mainstream and classic so as to not betray overthinking on your part (clark bars say "i try way too hard") and not outdated (watchamacallit? wtf?). plain m&m's would be the optimal choice but peanut has a certain stylish appeal (mercedes/bmw is the apt analogy).
edit: for image purposes, nothing beats pouring a couple packets of m&ms into a pretentious dish on your desk. if you want to make this into a meme for yourself, you can take advantage of the festive promotional colors (xmas, switching to pink/white for breast cancer awareness month, etc)
edit2: i didn't realize that you said no peanuts. that's a problem since its the most common nut, but there is still hope yet. you could go for almond/peanut butter m&ms (most of the same advantages, but you might be running into overly obscure territory). what would be amazing is if you could pull off kinder bueno. it's out of the mainstream and its durability is seriously lacking, but the european touch might impress hot chicks. plus it's one of the best tasting bars out there. |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:41 PM Author: startled wonderful state ty for this, would read again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473031) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:43 PM Author: umber degenerate field ty. reading it again, i'm surprised at how fucking credited it is. i'm not bragging, this is a testament to m&ms, not me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473044) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:48 PM Author: startled wonderful state While M&Ms themselves are largely to thank, you certainly deserve your share of the credit. Take a bow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473073) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:50 PM Author: umber degenerate field i'm afraid i must dock points from myself having to take a mulligan regarding peanuts. see edit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473082) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:59 PM Author: startled wonderful state I was severely disappointed in you until I Saw the OPs reaction just below. I stand by the accolades that I have awarded you. |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:09 PM Author: umber degenerate field tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473225) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:56 PM Author: Misunderstood Khaki Jewess Chapel tytytyty....I think after reading your post, I can make a peanut exception. To add to the allure, I am going to make the M&M site my homepage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473115) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:56 PM Author: Misunderstood Khaki Jewess Chapel also, I am at tiffanys.com looking for a candy dish as I write this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473118) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:58 PM Author: Misunderstood Khaki Jewess Chapel you can order 22 different M&M colors....
http://www.mymms.com/22colors/?src=111795&sc_cid=C_SL_37_N00_MA8C0N00CSL37111 |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:04 PM Author: startled wonderful state You could be like Lupe Fiasco, who only eats the Yellow M&Ms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473172) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:05 PM Author: Misunderstood Khaki Jewess Chapel ...then I could comment on how it affects my poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473183) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:41 PM Author: effete pocket flask location This is the type of thread that keeps me coming back to xoxo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473030) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:56 PM Author: Indecent sneaky criminal nursing home Although it doesn't meet your test (no nuts or caramel, has chocolate), an amazing candy bar is Cadbury Crunch/Violet Crumble (Crunch is from the UK, Violet Crumble from Canada). It is a honeycomb covered in chocolate. I have found it in the imported foods section in stop and shop multiple times. It is a high class candy. You will instantly get a promotion and the ladies will find you irresistible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473117) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:57 PM Author: Misunderstood Khaki Jewess Chapel yeah, but the cheap trailer park trash will instantly want to try one....what do they run $2 a piece? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473124) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:01 PM Author: Indecent sneaky criminal nursing home I think I remember them being about $1.50 (but it's been a while, so I could be wrong).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crunchie |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:04 PM Author: umber degenerate field yes, another negative is that it's addictive and not very filling. its like chocolate crack (similar phenomenon w/ malteasers) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473173) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:03 PM Author: umber degenerate field crunch is fucking outstanding. i can't believe they haven't brought an imitator stateside. it melts easily and goes stale, but the taste trumps these considerations.
other choice bars from across the pond are flake (possibly discredited only because of its messiness - replace with time out or twirl, or try it with praline), smarties (all the advantages of m&ms but with far superior taste), dairy milk whole nut (a sophisticated choice without coming across as a dandy), malteasers, aero, fingers (intriguing cookie crossover), and fuse (good if you have a small penis, to convey the impression that you're a big thing in a small package). |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:07 PM Author: startled wonderful state LULZ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473199) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:56 PM Author: motley cuckold selfie WTF? No peanuts and no chocolate?
Twizzlers. |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:59 PM Author: Coral misanthropic meetinghouse people won't notice most candy unless there is something unusual about it. That is why I suggest: Bit-O-Honey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473140) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:00 PM Author: Misunderstood Khaki Jewess Chapel better yet....Big Hunk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473146) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:01 PM Author: Coral misanthropic meetinghouse now that's just stupid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473150) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:03 PM Author: Misunderstood Khaki Jewess Chapel http://www.candyfavorites.com/Big-Hunk-Candy-Bar-pr-2116.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473169) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:05 PM Author: Coral misanthropic meetinghouse i wasn't denying their existence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473181) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:08 PM Author: umber degenerate field lol, that would be a brilliant play for your desk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473214) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:02 PM Author: Bespoke aromatic therapy My signature candy bar=Nestle crunch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473154) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:04 PM Author: Misunderstood Khaki Jewess Chapel isn't that what the poors in europe eat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473175) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:05 PM Author: Bespoke aromatic therapy Dunno. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473182) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:06 PM Author: Coral misanthropic meetinghouse Another idea
buy one of those huge fish bowl looking containers of Atomic Fireballs from sam's club and just set that out on your desk. |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:07 PM Author: Misunderstood Khaki Jewess Chapel I was thinking about the Costco route....5 lb. bag of Swedish Fish or Good'N'Plenty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473201) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:08 PM Author: Coral misanthropic meetinghouse now you are just fucking with me and i don't appreciate it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473217) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:17 PM Author: umber degenerate field that would be very disappointing dood. that's like eschewing T6 for $$$ at a tier 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473268) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:07 PM Author: Bespoke aromatic therapy Why don't you just get a gumball machine then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473203) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:09 PM Author: Big Carnelian Trust Fund Macaca get a gumball machine and fill it with atomic fire balls, but tell everyone they're just gumballs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473226) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:11 PM Author: Misunderstood Khaki Jewess Chapel 174 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473234) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:14 PM Author: Bespoke aromatic therapy i like this idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473252) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:08 PM Author: Dashing yarmulke My advice - personalized M&Ms.
You can place a special order have them write something on the back (it is somewhat illegible). I suggest getting your name and bar # on the M&M. Perhaps you can hand them out in lieu of business cards.
You should also buy them in several colors, and switch out the color each day to match whatever tie you are wearing. |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:09 PM Author: Big Carnelian Trust Fund Macaca I think this qualifies as trying way, way too hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473220) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:14 PM Author: Cordovan marvelous area ceo Sorry, I must have missed the part where it said "Help me decide my signature candy bar (half assed replies only)." Now man up, get out there, and order yourself some M&Ms! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473253) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:10 PM Author: Misunderstood Khaki Jewess Chapel bar#...lol! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473228) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:13 PM Author: umber degenerate field 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473250) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:18 PM Author: iridescent casino codepig gumball machine in office is tcr
http://www.candyfavorites.com/pi/gumball-machine-stand.jpg |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:23 PM Author: Coral misanthropic meetinghouse no way that is better than this:
http://www.spiceplace.com/images/atomic-fireball-spiceplace.gif |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:28 PM Author: motley cuckold selfie What about Almond Joy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473321) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:29 PM Author: Coral misanthropic meetinghouse what about a kick in the crotch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473326) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:33 PM Author: motley cuckold selfie Are you a chick? Swedish? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473341) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:39 PM Author: startled wonderful state Can sometimes be fun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473367) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:42 PM Author: Misunderstood Khaki Jewess Chapel I would do Mounds over Almond Joy....then I could talk about the health benefits of dark chocolate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473387) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 9:12 PM Author: citrine stag film coldplay fan can someone please explain to me why Kit Kat hasn't been brought up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9474627) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 9:19 PM Author: fragrant godawful volcanic crater peanut butter cups (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9474647) |