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ITT you help me decide on my signature candy bar
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Date: March 13th, 2008 12:51 PM Author: Hilarious Church I will have a few of these on my desk and people will comment on how much I like XYZ candy bar. The best part is that since I really don't like candy that much I won't have to buy too many to create this image.
If I had to choose an ideal candy bar, it would include caramel, nuts (preferably not peanuts), and little to no chocolate. Ideas? |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 12:59 PM Author: galvanic pungent antidepressant drug generalized bond Twix
Whatchamacalit
Almond Snickers |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 1:01 PM Author: Hilarious Church Whatchamacalit has potential (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9472529) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 1:01 PM Author: mahogany meetinghouse seriously credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9472530) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 12:59 PM Author: useless glittery knife there is a candy bar that consists of nothing but nuts fused together with caramel. i can't think of the name though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9472522) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 1:00 PM Author: galvanic pungent antidepressant drug generalized bond Baby Ruth, I thought. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9472525) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 1:02 PM Author: useless glittery knife Baby Ruth is covered in chocolate though. What I'm think of has no chocolate. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9472537) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 1:57 PM Author: useless glittery knife PAYDAY is what I was thinking of. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9472828) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:37 PM Author: green house-broken lodge degenerate candy corn and salted peanuts eaten simultaneously taste nearly exactly like a payday. this is true. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473007) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:26 PM Author: Walnut incel den fucking amazing. i mentally simulated the combination and it blows my mind. ty. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473310) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 1:02 PM Author: heady sepia haunted graveyard theatre i loathe caramel and am stridently pro-peanut butter; so we aren't likely to agree. however, due to it's relative scarcity, simple throwback packaging, and perfect execution of the often bungled chocolate/peanut butter synergy, i recommend:
clark bar |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 1:03 PM Author: Hilarious Church I am not a big fan of peanut butter, since you are likely to be eating mouse shit. However, your clark bar idea is a good one. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9472539) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 1:07 PM Author: heady sepia haunted graveyard theatre how about necco wafers?
i need to know more about what you want to convey, what you want to get out of it.
do you want to be taken more seriously? a signature candy runs precisely the risk of conveying unseriousness.
do you want to get laid? if so, it's a difficult trick to play the signature candy very lightly; let her discover it and define it as an ironic aspect to your character . . . "he's so smart and serious . . . but the way he always has a movie theater size box of Goobers is SO cute . . . " something like that? |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 1:20 PM Author: Hilarious Church lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9472617) |
Date: March 13th, 2008 2:16 PM Author: marvelous crackhouse karate Salted Nut Roll (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9472910) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:32 PM Author: Walnut incel den peanut m&m's. even if it isn't always the most satisfying candy. the packaging is sexy and as a candy, it is austere enough to preempt association with the fat working class (this is the main problem with snickers). it is durable across time and climate (twix/reese's are prone to becoming stale and melting). finally, it is sufficiently mainstream and classic so as to not betray overthinking on your part (clark bars say "i try way too hard") and not outdated (watchamacallit? wtf?). plain m&m's would be the optimal choice but peanut has a certain stylish appeal (mercedes/bmw is the apt analogy).
edit: for image purposes, nothing beats pouring a couple packets of m&ms into a pretentious dish on your desk. if you want to make this into a meme for yourself, you can take advantage of the festive promotional colors (xmas, switching to pink/white for breast cancer awareness month, etc)
edit2: i didn't realize that you said no peanuts. that's a problem since its the most common nut, but there is still hope yet. you could go for almond/peanut butter m&ms (most of the same advantages, but you might be running into overly obscure territory). what would be amazing is if you could pull off kinder bueno. it's out of the mainstream and its durability is seriously lacking, but the european touch might impress hot chicks. plus it's one of the best tasting bars out there. |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:41 PM Author: Misunderstood shimmering field becky ty for this, would read again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473031) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:43 PM Author: Walnut incel den ty. reading it again, i'm surprised at how fucking credited it is. i'm not bragging, this is a testament to m&ms, not me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473044) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:48 PM Author: Misunderstood shimmering field becky While M&Ms themselves are largely to thank, you certainly deserve your share of the credit. Take a bow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473073) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:50 PM Author: Walnut incel den i'm afraid i must dock points from myself having to take a mulligan regarding peanuts. see edit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473082) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:59 PM Author: Misunderstood shimmering field becky I was severely disappointed in you until I Saw the OPs reaction just below. I stand by the accolades that I have awarded you. |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:09 PM Author: Walnut incel den tyty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473225) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:56 PM Author: Hilarious Church tytytyty....I think after reading your post, I can make a peanut exception. To add to the allure, I am going to make the M&M site my homepage. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473115) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:56 PM Author: Hilarious Church also, I am at tiffanys.com looking for a candy dish as I write this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473118) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:58 PM Author: Hilarious Church you can order 22 different M&M colors....
http://www.mymms.com/22colors/?src=111795&sc_cid=C_SL_37_N00_MA8C0N00CSL37111 |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:04 PM Author: Misunderstood shimmering field becky You could be like Lupe Fiasco, who only eats the Yellow M&Ms. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473172) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:05 PM Author: Hilarious Church ...then I could comment on how it affects my poop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473183) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:41 PM Author: Deranged tripping trump supporter public bath This is the type of thread that keeps me coming back to xoxo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473030) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:56 PM Author: Impressive Indian Lodge Although it doesn't meet your test (no nuts or caramel, has chocolate), an amazing candy bar is Cadbury Crunch/Violet Crumble (Crunch is from the UK, Violet Crumble from Canada). It is a honeycomb covered in chocolate. I have found it in the imported foods section in stop and shop multiple times. It is a high class candy. You will instantly get a promotion and the ladies will find you irresistible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473117) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:57 PM Author: Hilarious Church yeah, but the cheap trailer park trash will instantly want to try one....what do they run $2 a piece? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473124) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:01 PM Author: Impressive Indian Lodge I think I remember them being about $1.50 (but it's been a while, so I could be wrong).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crunchie |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:04 PM Author: Walnut incel den yes, another negative is that it's addictive and not very filling. its like chocolate crack (similar phenomenon w/ malteasers) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473173) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:03 PM Author: Walnut incel den crunch is fucking outstanding. i can't believe they haven't brought an imitator stateside. it melts easily and goes stale, but the taste trumps these considerations.
other choice bars from across the pond are flake (possibly discredited only because of its messiness - replace with time out or twirl, or try it with praline), smarties (all the advantages of m&ms but with far superior taste), dairy milk whole nut (a sophisticated choice without coming across as a dandy), malteasers, aero, fingers (intriguing cookie crossover), and fuse (good if you have a small penis, to convey the impression that you're a big thing in a small package). |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:07 PM Author: Misunderstood shimmering field becky LULZ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473199) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:56 PM Author: fear-inspiring olive hell circlehead WTF? No peanuts and no chocolate?
Twizzlers. |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 2:59 PM Author: Razzmatazz university people won't notice most candy unless there is something unusual about it. That is why I suggest: Bit-O-Honey (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473140) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:00 PM Author: Hilarious Church better yet....Big Hunk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473146) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:01 PM Author: Razzmatazz university now that's just stupid (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473150) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:03 PM Author: Hilarious Church http://www.candyfavorites.com/Big-Hunk-Candy-Bar-pr-2116.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473169) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:05 PM Author: Razzmatazz university i wasn't denying their existence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473181) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:08 PM Author: Walnut incel den lol, that would be a brilliant play for your desk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473214) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:02 PM Author: claret stead mood My signature candy bar=Nestle crunch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473154) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:04 PM Author: Hilarious Church isn't that what the poors in europe eat? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473175) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:05 PM Author: claret stead mood Dunno. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473182) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:06 PM Author: Razzmatazz university Another idea
buy one of those huge fish bowl looking containers of Atomic Fireballs from sam's club and just set that out on your desk. |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:07 PM Author: Hilarious Church I was thinking about the Costco route....5 lb. bag of Swedish Fish or Good'N'Plenty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473201) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:08 PM Author: Razzmatazz university now you are just fucking with me and i don't appreciate it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473217) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:17 PM Author: Walnut incel den that would be very disappointing dood. that's like eschewing T6 for $$$ at a tier 2 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473268) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:07 PM Author: claret stead mood Why don't you just get a gumball machine then? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473203) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:09 PM Author: useless glittery knife get a gumball machine and fill it with atomic fire balls, but tell everyone they're just gumballs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473226) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:11 PM Author: Hilarious Church 174 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473234) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:14 PM Author: claret stead mood i like this idea. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473252) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:08 PM Author: Violent bipolar factory reset button My advice - personalized M&Ms.
You can place a special order have them write something on the back (it is somewhat illegible). I suggest getting your name and bar # on the M&M. Perhaps you can hand them out in lieu of business cards.
You should also buy them in several colors, and switch out the color each day to match whatever tie you are wearing. |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:09 PM Author: useless glittery knife I think this qualifies as trying way, way too hard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473220) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:14 PM Author: Trip death wish Sorry, I must have missed the part where it said "Help me decide my signature candy bar (half assed replies only)." Now man up, get out there, and order yourself some M&Ms! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473253) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:10 PM Author: Hilarious Church bar#...lol! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473228) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:13 PM Author: Walnut incel den 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473250) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:18 PM Author: mahogany meetinghouse gumball machine in office is tcr
http://www.candyfavorites.com/pi/gumball-machine-stand.jpg |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:23 PM Author: Razzmatazz university no way that is better than this:
http://www.spiceplace.com/images/atomic-fireball-spiceplace.gif |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:28 PM Author: fear-inspiring olive hell circlehead What about Almond Joy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473321) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:29 PM Author: Razzmatazz university what about a kick in the crotch? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473326) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:33 PM Author: fear-inspiring olive hell circlehead Are you a chick? Swedish? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473341) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:39 PM Author: Misunderstood shimmering field becky Can sometimes be fun (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473367) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 3:42 PM Author: Hilarious Church I would do Mounds over Almond Joy....then I could talk about the health benefits of dark chocolate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9473387) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 9:12 PM Author: Blathering Ivory Wrinkle Ape can someone please explain to me why Kit Kat hasn't been brought up? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9474627) |
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Date: March 13th, 2008 9:19 PM Author: Swashbuckling Frum Legend Step-uncle's House peanut butter cups (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=783472&forum_id=2#9474647) |