Who is fucking Lena Chen?

Some guy is fucking Lena Chen and she's been blogging about him. Who is he?

And here's the answer:

RE:Who is fucking Lena Chen?

His name is Patrick Hamm. He's a sociology Phd. Undergrad Yale.

Don't believe it?

Check out the pic on Lena's April 5 "chicktionary"

http://thechicktionary.com/

Now...

Compare the hair-style on that dude with the hairstyle here:

http://www.wjh.harvard.edu/soc/gs/Hamm_Patrick

Oh...and the book he's reading in Lena's pic?

"Critical Theory, Marxism, and Modernity"

BTW, Hamm is a sociology TF.

I wonder if he was LENA's TF at some point...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588232)

http://hidebehind.com/9DE1DA

Picture of Lena and “Guy”

http://hidebehind.com/2F3300

Picture of Patrick Hamm (no glasses)

http://www.wjh.harvard.edu/soc/gs/Hamm_Patrick

http://hidebehind.com/668A6D

Picture of Patrick Hamm (glasses)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9591642)

Anthro professors were famous for marrying their "subjects" in azn countries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588293)

His senior thesis, entitled Groping for Stones to Cross the River, explores China’s transitional trajectory and offers a social-structural explanation of why the Chinese government adopted a gradualist approach to economic reform.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588273)

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5438/90258973gj8.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588292)

her parents must be proud.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588325)

didn't someone out Lena's dad on a thread awhile back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588353)

Some dude noticed that Lena had let drop that her dad owned sushi restaurants in San Francisco. Here:

Date: April 2nd, 2008 4:26 PM

Author: DeanRobbinsDeLaMancha

Drip--

"Name: Lena Chen Age: 20 Occupation: Student/Blogger/Freelance Writer ... My dad owns three sushi restaurants in San Francisco and I've been eating it for..."

http://blogs.menupages.com/boston/category/you_are_what_you_eat/

Drip--

"Cindy Wong-Chen and her husband, George Chen, operate Shanghai 1930 in San Francisco, and are well acquainted with the restaurant world in..."

http://www.sfgate.com/c/a/2007/02/14/FDGLSNU68B1.DTL

Drip--

Our professional staff is ready to serve you. Please contact Cindy Wong-Chen, the event coordinator, at 415.896.5600 or by email at Cindy@shanghai1930.com

http://www.shanghai1930.com/movies/home_new.swf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=747729&forum_id=2#9568650)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588421)

I also don't understand how she thinks her parents won't realize what her personal life is like. Does she think they're stupid?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589199)

http://hidebehind.com/465F13

"big hairy white cock in my pussy LAWL"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588374)

http://sexandtheivy.com/2008/03/21/nights-and-mornings/

I woke up Saturday morning with my cheek pressed into his chest and his hands softly gripping my back. My skin was sticky against his, and when I gently pulled away from him, I felt the faintest sting, as if I had peeled off a layer of myself in the process. His body had absorbed mine overnight.

I yawned and got on my side, turning away from him. I was awake, but barely, and I would’ve headed straight back into slumber if it weren’t for the three alarms — his desk lamp, his watch, and his cell phone — going off at ten minute intervals, much to my annoyance. He kept pressing snooze. Instead of deep sleep, I drifted in and out of consciousness for the next hour while he slipped one arm beneath my neck, the other around my waist, pulled me closer, and breathed into my ear. He touched his lips to my neck. I pressed my ass back against his crotch and felt him harden. We were both still half-asleep when I turned my head all the way around to kiss him. His mouth felt hot and I was hungry for it, even or maybe especially, in the morning when he tasted slightly bitter.

“You feel better?” he asked. He pulled away and rested his fingertips on my cheek. I nodded.

“Good,” he said. “Then maybe I won’t be as nice I was last night.”

He let his hand drop, lingering at my throat to briefly encircle it. I swallowed and closed my eyes. Practically asleep again, I started to murmur something about not being in the mood.

“You what?” he demanded fiercely. I jolted from my haze. His hand was back around my neck now, tighter this time. I hesitated before answering.

“I’m … tired,” I said carefully. “I don’t feel like having sex.”

“You don’t feel like it?”

He made it sound like the most inadequate explanation he’d ever heard. I shook my head. I felt like a girl.

“If you don’t feel like it,” he continued. “Then you shouldn’t have woken me up by rubbing your ass against my cock and making out with me.”

He had a wicked look on his face, the same one he had when he dragged me around his living room by the hair and forced my head down on his cock so hard that I had to strain to catch my breath. He didn’t have to say a word and I knew I was fucked. I was going to be fucked.

“I’m sorry,” I whispered.

His grip tightened.

His grip tightened, and I started to gasp for breath. Even though sex had been the very last thing on my mind when we went to bed, I couldn’t help getting wet from the feel of his hands around my neck. By the time he forced open my mouth with his cock, I was eager to spread my legs for him. He always pushed it a little deeper than what I could comfortably take. He was more than halfway down my throat when I couldn’t stand it anymore and had to pull away. He asked me if I wanted him to fuck me and I nodded yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588348)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588425)

Looks like Patrick Hamm isn't worried about catching anything

http://sexandtheivy.com/2008/03/13/exhaustion/

Two days ago, I reached a personal sex record: six times in 12 hours. Six.

SIX.

When I got home (and thank god I actually left or who knows how many more times we would have done it), I headed straight for my bed and promptly passed out for nine or so hours. Marathon sex is a tiring endeavor. And I had a midterm the next day. Yikes.

It is not physically possible to sustain my sexual routine of late. I have had more sex in the past two weeks than I have had during the rest of junior year combined (that would be the previous six months). This overindulgence is the result of finding the most sexually compatible partner I’ve ever had. He’s attractive, sure, but more importantly, he knows exactly what I like in bed, picks up on all of my physical cues, and makes me love things I never thought I’d even want to try. We’re well-matched, and I’m honestly enjoying the best sex of my twenty years. I can’t wait to have more of it. I’m just not certain my body can take it.

Take, for example, last weekend’s physical wear: chafed lips and an aching jaw. Giving blowjobs too frequently actually rendered my mouth useless for more conventional activities (like you know, eating). Have you ever given so much head that it hurts to chew food? I didn’t think it was possible either, but a few days ago, I found myself in enormous pain during a multi-course dinner. This was after I spent the whole weekend with lips so dry and swollen red that I was seriously beginning to channel the “competitive skiier” look.

And still we can’t get enough of each other. Last night, I met him at the T station and handed him a treat from BerryLine, the local frozen yogurt place. “How sweet of you,” he said, meeting my upturned face with his lips on mine. “Let’s get on the train.”

“Wait, I’m not coming,” I laughed and resisted the tug of his hands on my arm. “I’m just here to say bye.”

“Oh, you’re not?” he said. His surprise was evident. We’ve been spending every spare second together. Of course the assumption was that I’d follow him home.

“No, I should stay here. If I go back with you, we’re not going to work. Besides, we’ll see each other tomorrow. We’re going to spend the whole night together.”

“Well, actually … that’s good. I’m proud of you. I’m glad you have the self-control.”

“One of us has to have some!”

“Come here,” he whispered. He cupped my face with his hands and leaned in slowly for a kiss. This is awfully public, I thought, but the gentle flick of his tongue over my lips brushed away any concerns about being spotted. And then quickly: a confirmation of the next day’s plans, a promise for feedback on the yogurt, a hasty glance back as if to say goodbye again, and I was off.

A half hour later, I was back at the frozen yogurt shop chatting with my girlfriend when he text messaged me, “The yoghurt was excellent! Thank you so much!”

“You’re excellent,” I responded.

“Haha, enjoy your night of rest,” he wrote back.

I think I laughed aloud. In the immediate future, at least, rest will be a rarity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588407)

LOL PH must be practically impotent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588418)

Lena Chen nude: http://hidebehind.com/A8BCE3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588484)

Awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9595322)

http://www.fas.harvard.edu/home/administration/sexual_harass_guide.html

UNPROFESSIONAL CONDUCT IN RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN INDIVIDUALS OF DIFFERENT UNIVERSITY STATUS

Amorous relationships that might be appropriate in other circumstances always have inherent dangers when they occur between any teacher or officer of the University and any person for whom he or she has a professional responsibility (i.e., as teacher, advisor, evaluator, supervisor). Implicit in the idea of professionalism is the recognition by those in positions of authority that in their relationships with students or staff there is always an element of power. It is incumbent upon those with authority not to abuse, nor to seem to abuse, the power with which they are entrusted.

Officers and other members of the teaching staff should be aware that any romantic involvement with their students makes them liable for formal action against them. Even when both parties have consented at the outset to the development of such a relationship, it is the officer or instructor who, by virtue of his or her special responsibility and educational mission, will be held accountable for unprofessional behavior. Graduate student teaching fellows, tutors, and undergraduate course assistants may be less accustomed than faculty members to thinking of themselves as holding professional responsibilities. They may need to exercise special care in their relationships with students whom they instruct, evaluate, or otherwise supervise, recognizing that their students might view them as more powerful than they may perceive themselves to be.

Amorous relationships between members of the Faculty and students that occur outside the instructional context can also lead to difficulties. In a personal relationship between an officer and a student for whom the officer has no current professional responsibility, the officer should be sensitive to the constant possibility that he or she may unexpectedly be placed in a position of responsibility for the student's instruction or evaluation. This could involve being called upon to write a letter of recommendation or to serve on an admissions or selection committee involving the student. In addition, one should be aware that others may speculate that a specific power relationship exists even when there is none, giving rise to assumptions of inequitable academic or professional advantage for the student involved. Relationships between officers and students are always fundamentally asymmetric in nature.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588528)

From Lena's thechicktionary.com (Apr 3):

Just a couple hours before, [Patrick Hamm] was trying to convince me to stop by his office for some post-dinner nookie even though I was already late to a birthday engagement. “I’m soooo sore!” I whined. “If we don’t abstain for tonight, New York is going to be ruined.” He wasn’t buying it, and I practically had to drag him to the T station. So I figured, when I was locked out and cold and far from my dorm, OF COURSE, he’ll let me come over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9590622)

From Lena's April 2 thechicktionary.com:

"Also, the Guy [Patrick Hamm] is going to help me hunt down fake ID places since I lost mine in Greece. So not only did he get me back into the fucking country (read like eight entries back), he is not even fazed by my underage-ness and the fact that I have to deal with pesky things like drinking laws. If I had to explain this to anyone else, I’d probably feel like a total kid."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9590626)

thechicktionary.com (April 2):

"This conversation only makes sense in context. When high.

* Guy [Patrick Hamm]: Get your fingers out of your vagina! We're eating dinner.

* Me: It's not my fault I'm Chinese."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9590634)

http://www.patrickhamm.net/pics.htm

I wonder who "Kori" is in the "pics" page?

http://www.active.com/donate/TEAMESPLANADE/patrickhamm

Kori Lisa Yee Litt, $100.00

Oh, that figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588745)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588800)

Ya, arguably.

Lena Chen is to porn what AK47 is to pro se briefs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9588807)

also, nice moniker btw. i unabashedly like natalie imbruglia, even before that song became popular outside of australia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9589623)

Mon, April 7

"Any evil stuff?"

—the Guy, on what people might be saying about me this morning on the Internet

[LOL--you can only imagine, Patrick Hamm...]

Sun, Apr 6

"You’re treating the symptoms instead of the causes."

—the Guy, who thinks I should just tell my mother about my blog instead of concealing it from her and living under constant anxiety over her finding out.

Sat, Apr 5

"It’s like ten blocks uptown, and by “uptown”, I don’t mean in a Billy Joel kind of way."

—my non-American lover whose cultural reference highly amused me

[Note: Patrick Hamm is foreign-born]

Sun, Apr 6

International Center for Photography. The German headline reads “War against civilization”, which unironically implies America represents all of civilization.

[Note: Patrick Hamm is German-born...which explains Lena's sudden capacity to parse the German, "Krieg gegen die Zivilisation"]

[Note 2: Does Lena think we're st00pid enough to think she's smart enough to parse German solo? lol]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9590586)

Sexual Positions for Marathon Training Season

Guy comes back dripping in sweat and groaning.

Guy: Oh. God. I feel so --

Me: Tired?

Guy: No, not tired. Just exhausted.

Me: So ... tired.

Guy: Yes, tired. Everything ... ugh, hurts.

Guy goes to weigh himself.

Guy: Okay, I sweated off eight pounds. That cannot be good.

Me: So, me on top tonight, then?

Guy: Yes, definitely.

#

I'm going to try to cook dinner.

Okay, the Guy is out for his run (a fucking three hour run) and I am sitting in his apartment.

[Note: Patrick Hamm is training for the Boston Marathon

http://www.active.com/donate/TEAMESPLANADE/patrickhamm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9590606)

her: sitting on her ass in his apartment

anyone surprised?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9595326)

"“I don’t speak German” is not an effective way of turning down men. Everyone in Germany speaks English. Corollary: Repeatedly saying the German word for no, “nien”, is also an ineffective way of turning down men. You best start making out with your female best friend instead."

http://sexandtheivy.com/2008/03/31/things-i-learned-during-spring-break/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9591750)

http://lena-chens-sex-buddy-thrashed-in-lengthy-screed.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795732&mc=11&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9593307)

A search of the papers suggest he's pretty loaded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9601832)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9595327)

looks like "Mom" has been located...

Date: June 2nd, 2008 6:11 PM

Author: blahblahblahz

Well ain't this a funny set of phone-listings...

Lena & Lily Y Chen

Ages: 18-24, unavailable

1816 Wilcox Ave

Monterey Park, CA 91755-6529

(323) 278-1260

-------------------------------

LILY C CHEN Born 1958

Record Created: 05/2003

1816 WILCOX AVE

MONTEREY PARK, CA 91755

-------------------------------

Lily Y Chang Chen

(323) 278-1260

Montebello, CA 90640

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=821043&forum_id=2#9852059)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9852122)

http://thechicktionary.com/post/31204220

Lena Chen: You should start a blog.

Patrick Hamm: Why? What's interesting about my life?

Lena Chen: Who you're fucking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9601835)

She posted these cryptic ones Monday:

"So the good thing is you’re not THAT famous."

—the Guy (Patrick Hamm)

http://thechicktionary.com/post/31083581

Dominic: Berry Line [my froyo place] will always make your life better.

Me: Even when the Internet hates you?

Dominic: Um, never had a problem with that.

http://thechicktionary.com/post/31089466

I'd originally thought it was because she'd realized that "the Guy" had been outed.

But now I'm wondering if it's something else, like realizing those pics of her are floating freely on the internet. Or maybe just random h8.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9601943)

it just means she's a minor joke

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=795307&forum_id=2#9601951)