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i use the force of my piss to cleanse roommate's toilet skids
| floppy police squad | 04/15/08 |
| Blathering Histrionic Tanning Salon Organic Girlfriend | 04/15/08 |
| embarrassed to the bone locale | 04/15/08 |
| Blathering Histrionic Tanning Salon Organic Girlfriend | 04/15/08 |
| chocolate spectacular spot | 04/15/08 |
| chestnut theater stage associate | 04/15/08 |
| Flushed queen of the night dopamine | 04/15/08 |
| mentally impaired pistol | 04/15/08 |
| embarrassed to the bone locale | 04/15/08 |
| chestnut theater stage associate | 04/15/08 |
| embarrassed to the bone locale | 04/15/08 |
| gay aggressive property double fault | 04/15/08 |
| Anal Fragrant Laser Beams | 04/15/08 |
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Date: April 15th, 2008 12:07 PM Author: floppy police squad decadent or merely shrewd? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=799345&forum_id=2#9631687) |
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Date: April 15th, 2008 12:59 PM Author: Blathering Histrionic Tanning Salon Organic Girlfriend Isn't it "dead" gay son, or is this not a Heathers reference? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=799345&forum_id=2#9631849) |
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Date: April 15th, 2008 4:39 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone locale I thought it was something norm macdonald said (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=799345&forum_id=2#9632740) |
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Date: April 15th, 2008 5:05 PM Author: Blathering Histrionic Tanning Salon Organic Girlfriend Google says "no". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=799345&forum_id=2#9632906) |
Date: April 15th, 2008 12:08 PM Author: chocolate spectacular spot Shrewd. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=799345&forum_id=2#9631692) |
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Date: April 15th, 2008 12:31 PM Author: chestnut theater stage associate Yet one more time this board has made me LOL in the library. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=799345&forum_id=2#9631758) |
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Date: April 15th, 2008 12:34 PM Author: Flushed queen of the night dopamine 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=799345&forum_id=2#9631774) |
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Date: April 15th, 2008 12:36 PM Author: mentally impaired pistol it's kind of gay that you're prodding his shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=799345&forum_id=2#9631779) |
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Date: April 15th, 2008 3:42 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone locale Isn't it just the greatest feeling when there's been a certain stubborn poop skid that's been there for days, even weeks, and no hot piss stream aimed perfectly dead center on the skid has made even the smallest dent, and of course you know how easy it would be to reach down and manually scrub away the skid and be done with it, but a small part of you knows that would be the ultimate failure, so you continue chipping away at it, day after day, and then finally the straw breaks the camel's back and the poop slides magically away, leaving a stain that can't be scrubbed away without chemical assistance, and you wonder what it was about that particular hot stream that did the trick, if it was some threshold amount of necessary force, or a certain angle, and then you wonder if all the previous streams were even necessary or if you could somehow harness the qualities of that perfect stream at will and become the Rambo of poop skid marks, but you still leave the stains intact, like battle scars, and as the years go by every square inch of surface area in the bowl gets its own uniquely shaped stain, and the sight of each brings back a thick cloud of memories of your life at the 3 day to 6 week time frame required to form each stain, better than any diary, and you can literally span the surface of the bowl with your eyes and be flooded with the emotions of the events of your past, just as if they were happening all over again, and in doing so you recognize memory gaps in the stains, when your diet was so poor and fatty that all your turds were floaters, and how the absence of skids to conquer led to a complete diet overhaul filled with plenty of fiber, not to mention a 50 lb weight loss, and soon you begin a second "coat" of shit stains, poignantly saying goodbye to each section of the first coat as you cover it up, and you use the opportunity to let go of the baggage from that time period, leading to you discovering a new level of personal freedom, and then you discover prozac, and you start dating again, and after one drunken night out you wake up next to your date, and she's so enamored with you that she mentions she cleaned your bathroom while your were sleeping, and as you scream "but not my toil..." she shouts back "yes, even your nasty, horrible toilet!", and you sense that the rational decision making center of your brain is leaving you, and you reach for the nearest blunt object and bash in her skull repeatedly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=799345&forum_id=2#9632483) |
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Date: April 15th, 2008 4:54 PM Author: chestnut theater stage associate Underrated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=799345&forum_id=2#9632847) |
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Date: April 15th, 2008 5:38 PM Author: embarrassed to the bone locale still stoned (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=799345&forum_id=2#9633074) |
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Date: April 15th, 2008 5:39 PM Author: gay aggressive property double fault TITCOP.
I hate it when women insist that we wash the stains off. I'll pee them off eventually, hold your horses. |
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Date: April 15th, 2008 5:40 PM Author: Anal Fragrant Laser Beams I was pretty sure this was going to be a dogshit thread, but i am still pleased wtih how it turned out (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=799345&forum_id=2#9633093) |