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Graduated from my TTT - fuming, absolutely fuming with anger

You know that psychological thing, where someone going throu...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
which T2? what's your job?
big saffron faggotry set
  05/17/08
BLS/Loyola/Cardozo ish. $18/hour small firm until I pass the...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
What's your total student loan level? You actually have a...
amber provocative cruise ship
  05/17/08
Top 20%. My job only pays $18/hour dood. Debt is over $150,0...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
That sucks that top 20 percent only gets you that kind of a ...
amber provocative cruise ship
  05/17/08
I really don't think it's hard to get an $18/hour job. I'm n...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
Dude, it's a legal job. You should read some of the stories...
amber provocative cruise ship
  05/17/08
Paralegals make about $25 dood.
Onyx piazza tattoo
  05/17/08
I think that's only at top firms?
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
Yes it is. You should have just done that instead of law sc...
Onyx piazza tattoo
  05/17/08
but after he passes the bar he has a real chance of success....
Angry At-the-ready Main People Bawdyhouse
  05/17/08
I dont know dude. assistant city attorney? the only time the...
Beady-eyed copper sound barrier alpha
  05/17/08
People are pretty misled on the availability of government j...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
It appears to me after spending a summer in government and s...
Beady-eyed copper sound barrier alpha
  05/17/08
Moron, that was clearly a flame.
Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
  05/17/08
The part about the paralegal is in earnest. the assistant ci...
Beady-eyed copper sound barrier alpha
  05/17/08
In NYC, the city attorney's office is populated by BIGLAW re...
Onyx piazza tattoo
  05/17/08
how is that contradictory?
Beady-eyed copper sound barrier alpha
  05/17/08
They have a lot of work, and need lawyers, but there are bud...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=796367&mc=...
Bateful School Cafeteria
  06/01/08
Jesus christ. Not to be mean, but why did you do that to yo...
violent chest-beating stage
  05/17/08
http://ttt-paradox.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815186...
mewling obsidian indirect expression house
  05/17/08
No other choice. Eventually, you decide to stop killing tree...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
What? I meant, why did you go to law school in the first ...
violent chest-beating stage
  05/17/08
To get a good job.
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
But if the best you can do is $18/hour why didn't you just g...
violent chest-beating stage
  05/17/08
Dood I didn't think it would turn out this way.
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
Didn't you do research before you enrolled?
violent chest-beating stage
  05/17/08
Not critically enough.
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
So what did you base your decision on? The school's website ...
pontificating casino mother
  05/17/08
Yeah basically. My School is in the top 1/3 of schools natio...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
Ouch. Ouch ouch ouch (I came close to making the same choice...
pontificating casino mother
  05/17/08
Blue Smoke, SHUT THE FUCK UP. You make absolutely no sense.
Avocado Embarrassed To The Bone Native Dysfunction
  05/17/08
STFU
Avocado Embarrassed To The Bone Native Dysfunction
  05/17/08
which 1
Thriller plum jewess marketing idea
  05/17/08
DId you go to your graduation?
Self-centered effete university
  05/17/08
Not sure yet. I'm scheduled to, but I probably won't go as I...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
When's your graduation?
amber provocative cruise ship
  05/17/08
Soon. If I say it'll out my school.
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
Annual base salaries for officers hired during January...
mewling obsidian indirect expression house
  05/17/08
Would it help or hurt to tell them you went to law school, t...
soul-stirring crawly philosopher-king
  05/17/08
the point is dumbs shouldn't go to college being a poli...
mewling obsidian indirect expression house
  05/17/08
if I coudl do it over again, I woudl become an electrician -...
Apoplectic coffee pot
  05/17/08
dudes are ballin
mewling obsidian indirect expression house
  05/17/08
unfortunately there are solidly middle class dumbs
contagious stage
  05/17/08
I'm rollin through your hood and now my heart is filled with...
boyish selfie
  05/17/08
T2s should face the same wrath as give tier three and four. ...
Cracking liquid oxygen
  05/17/08
This guy did a study which essentially proves they're the sa...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
senseofentitlementpwnd
Turquoise roommate
  05/17/08
I want my money back. I'm literally indigent and I can not a...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
lulz, you demand a refund AFTER receiving 3 years of their s...
galvanic pit yarmulke
  05/17/08
Look into Gov't jobs at all? Either local or federal? Se...
amber provocative cruise ship
  05/17/08
Dood I have tons of friends who got pwned by government. The...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
she must be extremely ugly, and probably fat. show us 1 hot...
maize partner
  05/17/08
Not at all. A solid NY 7-8 LA 6. There is a lot of misinform...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
yeah government jobs have a lot of job security but entry le...
Mauve Queen Of The Night
  05/17/08
a so cal county recently hired 3 dep. da's. all were from s...
maize partner
  05/17/08
"A solid NY 7-8 LA 6" as i said, ugly. gov't...
maize partner
  05/17/08
For law school? You're just trying to be outrageous.
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
lol at you thinking the fugly girls you hang out with are 8'...
magical address mediation
  05/17/08
. . . and the pathetic TTTs come in to play the role success...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
let's see: 1. You hang out with ugly girls, 2. You have no f...
magical address mediation
  05/17/08
that means she's ugly. i've been on a ttt LS campus and in ...
maize partner
  05/17/08
This is flame. Top 20% at the 3 schools you mentioned would...
Adventurous Boiling Water
  05/17/08
Bullshit. Look here: http://www.law.com/img/nlj/charts/comp...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
that's why i transferred. i caught on to the scam early on ...
filthy indian lodge party of the first part
  05/17/08
help me http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815...
Beady-eyed copper sound barrier alpha
  05/17/08
Dude, I have no idea. having transferred, i had a stellar r...
filthy indian lodge party of the first part
  05/17/08
I dont care about being in new york. I'm going to be a 3L...
Beady-eyed copper sound barrier alpha
  05/17/08
Eliminate anything in DC. market's tiny so it's very compet...
filthy indian lodge party of the first part
  05/17/08
boies schiller requires top 25% or something at nyu thank...
Beady-eyed copper sound barrier alpha
  05/17/08
er, what's the criteria for the list?
pontificating casino mother
  05/17/08
it's a list of the firms coming to nyu 3l oci minus the too ...
Beady-eyed copper sound barrier alpha
  05/17/08
like i said, i eliminated top-tier shops i'm familiar with, ...
filthy indian lodge party of the first part
  05/17/08
ocs pretty much told me not to bother with eiw, and to focus...
Beady-eyed copper sound barrier alpha
  05/17/08
Mine told me the same thing. "If you're not top 10%, ma...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
we dont have grade cutoffs for screening interviews, but I d...
Beady-eyed copper sound barrier alpha
  05/17/08
According to that POS chart, only top 1/3 at Yale get Big La...
Adventurous Boiling Water
  05/17/08
Let me explain that for you. The other 2/3 of Yale got clerk...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
sorry about your tiny pink inability to read a graph, bro
Multi-colored Meetinghouse Genital Piercing
  05/17/08
which school do you work for?
aqua mildly autistic trump supporter
  06/01/08
How did you do after 1L? Did you think of transferring at a...
amber provocative cruise ship
  05/17/08
I didn't know it would be this bad after 1L. Also, I hea...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
Top 10 for t14 no? You might have been able to swing a T1...
amber provocative cruise ship
  05/17/08
Well, our school has an OCI program with like 110 employers....
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
GW has like 450 employers with over 200 biglaw
Excitant brethren
  05/17/08
Wow. I had no clue.
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
Top 20% at these schools cannot transfer. Maybe top 20% at ...
Onyx piazza tattoo
  05/17/08
He couldn't even transfer to some school like UCLA or GW wit...
amber provocative cruise ship
  05/17/08
maybe if he were blk
maize partner
  05/17/08
lol @ your life
Blue library
  05/17/08
lol @ your life
filthy indian lodge party of the first part
  05/17/08
Go take a dick in the ass you fag.
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
Sorry about your tiny pink career prospects, bro.
Blue library
  05/17/08
lol @ your life
anal parlour cuckoldry
  05/17/08
wow, i made more than 18 an hr last summer as a ug junior.
Dun hominid dilemma
  05/17/08
At first I thought you wrote janitor, and I thought it was o...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
there are female janitors. I feel like w/janitors, in my ex...
Dun hominid dilemma
  05/17/08
Are you counting hotel cleaning ppl as janitors?
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
I don't know dude, sounds like you'll be alright. You went t...
Azure giraffe forum
  05/17/08
Government jobs are pretty hard to get, at least where I liv...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
public defender? DA?
Azure giraffe forum
  05/17/08
those jobs are super hard to get in big cities. If you have ...
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
easy to get a da/pd job in LA. that county is constantly hi...
maize partner
  05/17/08
Absolutely preposterous. I have friends going for the LA sun...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
he's a mayor with no control over county spending (mayor = c...
maize partner
  05/17/08
Allllrighty. I'll tell that to my friends externing for two ...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
lol. i didn't say the county would not exploit the stupid.
maize partner
  05/17/08
Yup. I specifically know someone trying to get one of those....
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
leave the law and join me in the wonderful world of finance....
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
how do you get the finance job with a TTT JD?
Cracking liquid oxygen
  05/17/08
my undergrads career service office hooked me up.
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
lol. So ur LS was completely useless.
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
What do you do?
fragrant grizzly abode reading party
  05/17/08
I do compliance related work at a hedge fund, but I also do ...
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
Tight, congrats dude. Did you have prior work experience? Di...
fragrant grizzly abode reading party
  05/17/08
my law school grades were average and maybe even below the m...
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
Do you think the law degree helped? Also, did it help enough...
fragrant grizzly abode reading party
  05/17/08
I dont know if it really helped or not but I know it definit...
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
she would've been better off getting an internet law degree ...
maize partner
  05/17/08
what do you do
Onyx piazza tattoo
  05/17/08
I just answered this above.
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
PWNED moron
magical address mediation
  05/17/08
holy fuck after reading this thread, I think i'd elect to...
Khaki histrionic gunner
  05/17/08
that would be the right move.
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
This really cheered me up. I'm a double ivy with 50k in debt...
Frozen Space
  05/17/08
I thought you were doing PolSci @ KSG?
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
"I'm a double ivy with 50k in debt." lol. like...
maize partner
  05/17/08
No such thing as DOUBLE IVY, you pretentious douche.
Adventurous Boiling Water
  05/17/08
Most ppl who lateral from the DA's office to a decent firm h...
Cocky den becky
  05/17/08
*cowers in fear of retard strength*
tripping buck-toothed nibblets range
  05/17/08
...
Lemon odious background story
  05/18/08
This thread contains awful misinformation. Top 20% at all t...
Kink-friendly boltzmann
  05/17/08
actually its quite typical.
Onyx piazza tattoo
  05/17/08
It's quite typical to have no other options than to be a con...
Kink-friendly boltzmann
  05/17/08
I'm sorry but the data, my experiences and my friends' exper...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
The actual data shows that only 10% of 'Dozo got AM250. http...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
That data includes students that take clerkships or governme...
Kink-friendly boltzmann
  05/17/08
All we know is that only 10% got AM250 (which isn't necessar...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
I think people should be realistic that the odds are against...
Kink-friendly boltzmann
  05/17/08
That's just not true. Only 10% get AM250, the rest get gover...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
people who arent actually lawyers already just dont understa...
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
And one more thing. Not every non-NLJ 250 is contract work....
Kink-friendly boltzmann
  05/17/08
contract work actually results in you making more than 80k a...
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
There are very few $80k jobs. See http://www.elsblog.org/the...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
I'm done arguing, but that chart does not disprove that a to...
Kink-friendly boltzmann
  05/17/08
There are very few firms paying $80k. It's feast or famine. ...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
My god. There are very few firms paying $80k. There are al...
Kink-friendly boltzmann
  05/17/08
small law salaries have not risen with biglaw salaries so th...
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
You're just making stuff up until you find something that ca...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
whatever, lets pretend these people get these interviews, th...
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
Look at the chart again. Dozo/Brooklyn have the same placeme...
Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
  05/17/08
this is complete crap. Most of the clerkships are state cler...
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
what you are saying is basically BS. As that NALP study reve...
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
The study that people reference- http://www.law.com/pdf/nlj/...
Kink-friendly boltzmann
  05/17/08
That's not what this says http://www.elsblog.org/the_empiric...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
but after 3-5 yrs, you can open your own office and profit f...
maize partner
  05/17/08
I guess that's true, but you'd have to be a pretty shitty pe...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
we're taling about lawyers.
maize partner
  05/17/08
Couldn't a large prestigious firm make a killing by hiring t...
Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
  05/17/08
There are threads about this. Basically the consensus seems ...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
This is assuming that the corporations hiring the big firms ...
Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
  05/17/08
True. It's just that the first firm to do it will get trashe...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
And Corporates are pissed that law firms are paying 1st year...
Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
  05/17/08
all they have to do is visit the firms website. It is indust...
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
eh, another bad assumption. what's to stop firms from calli...
maize partner
  05/17/08
the title would show up on the bill though.
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
not necessarily. lawyers are jews, and jews are crafty.
maize partner
  05/17/08
Uh, seriously?
Massive trailer park tank
  06/01/08
you would think so, but this probably wouldn't work in pract...
maize partner
  05/17/08
lol, you are so wrong its funny so let me enlighten you. ...
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
i see why you got shit grades in LS. "The executives...
maize partner
  05/17/08
I did some doc review so I know how the bigfirms are ripping...
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
"I did some doc review so I know how the big firms are ...
maize partner
  05/17/08
This will never take off imo. With a falling US dollar (i...
Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
  05/17/08
it's been going on for years. and i mistakenly said the san...
maize partner
  05/17/08
it's easier to outsource numbers work to india, such as engi...
Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
  05/17/08
yea, it looked really hard for that guy to send his legal wo...
maize partner
  05/17/08
Law isn't really rocket science. As long as they know what t...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
this is completely wrong. only t14 grads can meet the fiduc...
maize partner
  05/17/08
My "guess" is that you're a retard. He's right. ...
Massive trailer park tank
  06/01/08
what do you think temp attorneys are?
Ungodly laughsome community account business firm
  05/17/08
Good point.
Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
  05/17/08
they don't do any meaningful legal work. a monkey could do ...
maize partner
  05/17/08
firms are hiring temps to do other things now. Do you still ...
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
"When I was I temp I was doing some legal research and ...
maize partner
  05/17/08
unfortunately the statistics for solos are very sad. Most so...
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
But if you take on a ton of shit work, and hire $15/hour cle...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
thats the theory the no-fault mills in NY have. Most of the ...
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
They make liek 100k to 200k though right?
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
yeah, but compare that to biglaw people with the same # of y...
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
wrong. look around your area. the same lawyers there 10 yr...
maize partner
  05/17/08
It's possible. But you have to have entrepreneurial moxie. P...
Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
  05/17/08
You can be nerdier in law.
indecent electric orchestra pit
  05/17/08
no doubt the old timers are doing well, but what you dont re...
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
you're exaggerating the failure rate of solo professionals. ...
maize partner
  05/17/08
it is more like 50%. Have you seen the # of solos who get di...
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
really fucking hard to get disbarred. i wasn't talking abou...
maize partner
  05/17/08
You just totally made that statistic up.
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
If I went solo I would just work out of my apartment.
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
never seen that, but i have seen a few working out of a hous...
maize partner
  05/17/08
link?
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
http://cbs5.com/watercooler/L.A.Attorney.2.251748.html
maize partner
  05/17/08
Wow his wife's in porn too His bar site http://members.cal...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
he attended the worst LS in CA you can get in with an AA ...
maize partner
  05/17/08
I should call him for advice. He doesn't seem to be raking i...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
he probably lets his clients come onto porn sets for a few g...
maize partner
  05/17/08
im kinda doubtful about this--got any links/evidence? Tex...
aqua mildly autistic trump supporter
  06/01/08
will you enjoy your bar trip to the welfare office?
magical address mediation
  05/17/08
I would totally take FS, and buy bulk stuff with it. I'm no ...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
That sucks man, you have my serious condolences. I'd serious...
Exciting bearded national security agency corner
  05/17/08
I can make $55k or so after I pass teh bar. The debt is the ...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
Is there any way you can get someone to help you consolidate...
Exciting bearded national security agency corner
  05/17/08
I already consolidated some. I'll do the rest after the grac...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
Yeah, but the 900 stays constant, whereas your income(hopefu...
Exciting bearded national security agency corner
  05/17/08
lol @ the assumption that a typical law grad can become a co...
maize partner
  05/17/08
What jobs does Wonderlic recommend for people with high IQs?...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
the usual suspects: medicine, law, engineering, college teac...
maize partner
  05/17/08
No one said a typical law grad can become a cop. No shit you...
Exciting bearded national security agency corner
  05/17/08
it's a shit job, mainly for the dumbs. did you watch the re...
maize partner
  05/17/08
Most people you meet are retarded. Yeah, it'd suck ass to ha...
Exciting bearded national security agency corner
  05/17/08
TITCR.you will end up in jail.
Thriller plum jewess marketing idea
  05/17/08
You'll learn more in your time of suffering that you would i...
diverse sex offender
  05/17/08
lol. ty. *hopes for more suffering*
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
Mother Teresa, is that you?
indecent electric orchestra pit
  05/17/08
Is that where I got it from? I know someone famous said some...
diverse sex offender
  05/17/08
You really can't blame anyone but yourself.
Canary theatre
  05/17/08
I blame the school's deceptive marketing and striking an unf...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
Well, for the sake of...okay, what did you rely on in choosi...
Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
  05/17/08
So what have you done for yourself to get a better job? You...
Canary theatre
  05/17/08
Letters, calls etc.. I don't have the grades. Firms say they...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
Dude, I'm no expert, but something about the consensus advic...
vibrant goal in life
  05/17/08
lot of it is exaggeration, no doubt. problem is that USN...
Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
  05/17/08
titcr, the only people who are really screwed are the ones w...
Comical lilac garrison
  05/17/08
Maybe the people I know were bright enough to have attended ...
vibrant goal in life
  05/17/08
No one is starving, but no one is exactly bragging about 60k...
Exciting bearded national security agency corner
  05/17/08
I wouldn't bank on those. Especially pharmacists, with Walma...
Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
  05/17/08
That's true, and Wal-Mart/Costco are getting into Optometry ...
Exciting bearded national security agency corner
  05/17/08
What's wrong with tossing a chick's salad?
Scarlet floppy nursing home candlestick maker
  06/01/08
Without Biglaw, a law degree is worth something like 5-10k a...
Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
  05/17/08
It's prolly closer to the 10k portion if you go to a respect...
Exciting bearded national security agency corner
  05/17/08
Not necessarily. It can also make you unhirable.
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
absolutely. you need to pick an occupation by what you actua...
Thriller plum jewess marketing idea
  05/17/08
people end up in LS because nothing interests them. also,...
maize partner
  05/17/08
What doesn't add up is the supply and demand for lawyers. ...
amethyst racy sweet tailpipe
  05/17/08
Having a law degree is still better than having an MBA or an...
Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
  05/17/08
I don't know much about the MBA market.
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
MBA is worse than law because MBA doesn't actually allow you...
Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
  05/17/08
false for consulting/certain wall st. jobs. most mba's are ...
maize partner
  05/17/08
it would be very difficult if not impossible to break into m...
Aphrodisiac Sick State
  06/01/08
LOL yeah i'd much rather have a JD from brooklyn or somethin...
Aphrodisiac Sick State
  06/01/08
Just thought of a deposition I recently attended, where the ...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
get into the union.
Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
  05/17/08
The guys operating cameras at depositions have a union?
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
either that or be a contractor, ie you provide your own equi...
Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
  05/17/08
yes, the stage unions are excellent. you have to know someon...
Thriller plum jewess marketing idea
  05/17/08
and we should "support unions" because? stupid co...
galvanic pit yarmulke
  05/17/08
i said nothing about support. they actually work 3 days a we...
Thriller plum jewess marketing idea
  05/17/08
Why isn't there a legal union?
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
It's the ABA. Unfortunately, legally it's very difficult ...
Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
  05/17/08
i wouldn't want a union because they'd corrupt the whole pro...
galvanic pit yarmulke
  05/17/08
you're an idiot, but maybe you can sue your TTT for fraud if...
galvanic pit yarmulke
  05/17/08
i thought people on this web-site were sposed to be smart
Thriller plum jewess marketing idea
  05/17/08
I'm waiting to see how the cooking school suit goes.
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
i've heard they've already won some of those suits
galvanic pit yarmulke
  05/17/08
o hi
swashbuckling immigrant national
  05/17/08
lol. Sorry to steal your shtick.
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
cum work for gross old man?
Purple curious plaza
  05/17/08
it's you dude. my retarded step-cousin was median at a t2 l...
rose shrine patrolman
  05/17/08
hi evil dean of loyola!
galvanic pit yarmulke
  05/17/08
is loyola really a t2? don't get me wrong. i think the ent...
rose shrine patrolman
  05/17/08
loyola la is T2
galvanic pit yarmulke
  05/17/08
hrm. well, it's a shithole. regardless i guarantee there ar...
rose shrine patrolman
  05/17/08
Your guarantee isn't worth anything. The numbers don't li...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
read my post below you stupid fuck. i'm not arguing there a...
rose shrine patrolman
  05/17/08
Here come the losers playing out successful pwner guy fantas...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
By "skills" you mean being really hot, sucking dic...
amethyst racy sweet tailpipe
  05/17/08
I wonder if there is such a thing as a great personality. Re...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
...and you're the expert in unemployment here. (you're cons...
rose shrine patrolman
  05/17/08
I asked a question about IRL, so you'll have to respond with...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
Actually, only 5% of Loyola gets NLJ 250 http://www.law.com/...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
That's preposterous, but I'll ignore it as you have a reputa...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
i'm telling the truth. i'll swear on anything. may I be ...
rose shrine patrolman
  05/17/08
Only 5% of Loyola (not even 10% like Dozo) get NLJ 250. http...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
LISTEN YOU FUCKING RETARD. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUC...
rose shrine patrolman
  05/17/08
a smart person wouldn't have that education. they never wou...
galvanic pit yarmulke
  05/17/08
Maybe a URM. You're Mexican IIRC? I know of some undeserving...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
no, actually all three examples are white hetero average loo...
rose shrine patrolman
  05/17/08
Dood, I really don't feel like humoring your successful pwn ...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
several months ago i did a thread on this subject - losers f...
rose shrine patrolman
  05/17/08
Dood go play your successful pwn guy fantasy with someone wh...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
SUE YOUR TTT FOR FRAUD!!!!
galvanic pit yarmulke
  05/17/08
Seriously, d00d, describe your decision-making process in de...
Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
  05/17/08
There's a line of people trying to get into a cardozo'ish sc...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
So how excited were you? How much faith did you put in the s...
Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
  05/17/08
Not "I'm going to Harvard" excited, but still pret...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
How was your class 1L year? Did they undergo a similar trans...
Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
  05/17/08
Actually, you ask an excellent question. Overall, 1L was ...
Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
  05/17/08
Wow, and no in-between? I'm a little afraid that, my pers...
Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
  05/17/08
The people in the second group understood the fact that you ...
Trip blathering half-breed useless brakes
  06/01/08
This is the problem with hiring TTT grads in biglaw. You're ...
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  06/01/08
you should have gone to iu law. vault ranked it 14th in the...
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  05/17/08
lolz!!!!
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  05/31/08
I still feel shitty. Everything seems bad.
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  05/18/08
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  05/31/08
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  05/31/08
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aromatic soggy point
  06/01/08
you sound like an amazing idiot. how bad were your grades?
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  06/01/08
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  06/01/08
only idiots got laid off by those shit holes. the smart doo...
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  06/01/08
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  06/01/08


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Date: May 17th, 2008 1:51 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

You know that psychological thing, where someone going through shit doesn't get angry about it until it's over?

Well I understand it.

I just graduated from a $40,000 T2 law school. I am so fucked it's unbelievable. Crappy job, wasted three years and in a pile of debt.

I'm literally fuming with anger. It's to the point where I can barely function.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796298)





Date: May 17th, 2008 1:54 PM
Author: big saffron faggotry set

which T2? what's your job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796309)





Date: May 17th, 2008 1:58 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

BLS/Loyola/Cardozo ish. $18/hour small firm until I pass the bar. I'm on a break for Barbri. How is the break funded? More student loans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796322)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:01 PM
Author: amber provocative cruise ship

What's your total student loan level?

You actually have a job, so you are actually pretty well off compared to others in your shoes

How did you do grades wise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796331)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:02 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Top 20%. My job only pays $18/hour dood. Debt is over $150,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796333)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:03 PM
Author: amber provocative cruise ship

That sucks that top 20 percent only gets you that kind of a job. Hopefully your story again reinforces how risky it is going to those type of schools.

But again, at least you have a job. A lot of TTTers don't even have jobs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796335)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:05 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

I really don't think it's hard to get an $18/hour job. I'm not even 100% certain to get a full time position when I pass teh bar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796339)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:07 PM
Author: amber provocative cruise ship

Dude, it's a legal job. You should read some of the stories on boards like Jdunderground. Those fuckers can't even get jobs AFTER passing the Bar.

You at least are top 20 percent at a T2. A lot of those fucks are TTTTers with shit grades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796343)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:12 PM
Author: Onyx piazza tattoo

Paralegals make about $25 dood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796363)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:18 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

I think that's only at top firms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796389)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:24 PM
Author: Onyx piazza tattoo

Yes it is. You should have just done that instead of law school. You'd be at $25/hr by now instead of 18. And you'd have zero debt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796406)





Date: May 17th, 2008 3:57 PM
Author: Angry At-the-ready Main People Bawdyhouse

but after he passes the bar he has a real chance of success. things may be hard hard at first but then the SKY is the limit.

The worst that could happen would be that you are an assistant city attorney, working 40 hours a week, with lots of vacation time and great benefits, and virtual job tenure.

Paralegal has a low ceiling. His school is not TTT. It is LOW 70s on USNWR. Not all schools follow Loyola's pattern. There are some decent regional schools that are well respected in their area. I do not know if Pitt is one or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796672)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:06 PM
Author: Beady-eyed copper sound barrier alpha

I dont know dude. assistant city attorney? the only time there's an opening is if someone retires

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796693)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:17 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

People are pretty misled on the availability of government job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796732)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:20 PM
Author: Beady-eyed copper sound barrier alpha

It appears to me after spending a summer in government and starting this one there as well that there are basically no jobs. They never ever hire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796740)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested

Moron, that was clearly a flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796745)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:23 PM
Author: Beady-eyed copper sound barrier alpha

The part about the paralegal is in earnest. the assistant city attorney could also be

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796750)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:22 PM
Author: Onyx piazza tattoo

In NYC, the city attorney's office is populated by BIGLAW refugees. Sorry. Next!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796748)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed copper sound barrier alpha

how is that contradictory?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796758)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:23 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

They have a lot of work, and need lawyers, but there are budget constraints.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796749)





Date: June 1st, 2008 5:18 PM
Author: Bateful School Cafeteria

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=796367&mc=5&forum_id=2

http://digg.com/people/Blogger_Lena_Chen_s_New_Squeeze_Patrick_Hamm

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=628033&mc=11&forum_id=2

http://www.gossipreport.com/s/LenaChen01/1

http://malaysia.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080410201436AAv05M7

http://www.gossipreport.com/s/LenaChen01/3

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http://www.newsweek.com/id/112705/output/comments

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2007/01/harvard-sex-blogger-hits-hustler.php

http://www.newsweek.com/id/112705

http://www.masscops.com/forums/showthread.php?p=215244

http://www.thepeeq.com/home/article/66/Lena-Chen-reporting-from-Harvard-University

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=795732&mc=16&forum_id=2

http://www.reddit.com/info/6ln0q

http://dontdateherdude.ning.com/forum/topic/show?id=2004830%3ATopic%3A1687

http://boinkology.com/2008/05/27/whats-the-big-deal-about-a-little-jizz-on-the-lips/

http://fornits.com/smf/index.php?topic=25916.0

http://fornits.com/smf/index.php?topic=25916.msg315060#msg315060

http://dontdatehimgirl.com/posts/138652/



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9849233)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:10 PM
Author: violent chest-beating stage

Jesus christ. Not to be mean, but why did you do that to yourself?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796353)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:12 PM
Author: mewling obsidian indirect expression house

http://ttt-paradox.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815186&mc=1&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796360)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:19 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

No other choice. Eventually, you decide to stop killing trees and accept reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796391)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:19 PM
Author: violent chest-beating stage

What?

I meant, why did you go to law school in the first place?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796393)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:21 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

To get a good job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796398)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:21 PM
Author: violent chest-beating stage

But if the best you can do is $18/hour why didn't you just get a crappy low-level office job and forego the 150k in debt?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796400)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:22 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Dood I didn't think it would turn out this way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796403)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:27 PM
Author: violent chest-beating stage

Didn't you do research before you enrolled?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796411)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:37 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Not critically enough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796431)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:39 PM
Author: pontificating casino mother

So what did you base your decision on? The school's website + Princeton Review + USNWR?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796437)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:40 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Yeah basically. My School is in the top 1/3 of schools nationwide according to USN, and the average starting salary was decent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796439)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:44 PM
Author: pontificating casino mother

Ouch. Ouch ouch ouch (I came close to making the same choice last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796451)





Date: May 17th, 2008 8:49 PM
Author: Avocado Embarrassed To The Bone Native Dysfunction

Blue Smoke, SHUT THE FUCK UP. You make absolutely no sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797732)





Date: May 17th, 2008 8:48 PM
Author: Avocado Embarrassed To The Bone Native Dysfunction

STFU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797729)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:35 PM
Author: Thriller plum jewess marketing idea

which 1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797168)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:06 PM
Author: Self-centered effete university

DId you go to your graduation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796342)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:17 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Not sure yet. I'm scheduled to, but I probably won't go as I couldn't bare to look at the Dean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796383)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:18 PM
Author: amber provocative cruise ship

When's your graduation?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796387)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:21 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Soon. If I say it'll out my school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796399)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:09 PM
Author: mewling obsidian indirect expression house

Annual base salaries for officers hired during

January 2006 or after:

Police Academy (first six months): $25,100 (Annualized)

Upon completion of six months: $32,700

Upon completion of 1 ½ years: $34,000

Upon completion of 2 ½ years: $38,000

Upon completion of 3 ½ years: $41,500

Upon completion of 4 ½ years: $44,100

Upon completion of 5 ½ years: $59,588

* These salaries do not include overtime earnings, night-shift differential, holiday pay and uniform allowance.

When including base salary, average overtime and night shift differential, holiday pay, and uniform allowance, a Police Officer earns over $35,000, on average, in the first year; $45,000, on average, in the second year; $77,000, on average, after 6 years

CAREER OPPORTUNITIES

The NYPD administers promotional exams for each rank above police officer every two-three years.

IT’S A GREAT PLACE TO ADVANCE….

* 1 in 6 uniformed members of the NYPD are Detectives. A Detective’s (3rd Grade) average earning is

$100,000* (Promotion to Detective is not based on a promotional exam, it’s based on merit)

* 1 in 7 uniformed members of the NYPD are Sergeants. A Sergeant’s average earning is $100,000*

* 1 in 20 uniformed members of the NYPD are Lieutenants. A Lieutenant’s average earning is $122,000*

*These salaries include base salary, average overtime and night shift differential, holiday pay, and uniform allowance. The above ranks do enjoy the same additional benefits described above.

RETIREMENT BENEFITS

After 20 years of service, a retired Police Officer will receive:

* Estimated earnings of $50,783 per year, comprised of 50 % of salary, longevity, night shift differential, overtime and an annual $12,000 payment from a Variable Supplement Fund.

- A retired Police Officer could receive approximately $1.9 million when retired assuming a life expectancy of 80 years. This figure is based on the age of appointment of 22 and the age of retirement of 42.

- The dollar amount of $1.9 million is estimated on 2005 salaries and is not adjusted for inflation or for future raises.

- This dollar amount will be higher for uniformed members that retire above the rank of Police Officer.

* Full health benefits

* Annuity Fund and Deferred Compensation Plan, 401K and I.R.A.

— The amount of total compensation from these funds depends on the market value of the portfolio that the officer has chosen while active and varies depending on the amount voluntarily contributed by the individual officer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796348)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:11 PM
Author: soul-stirring crawly philosopher-king

Would it help or hurt to tell them you went to law school, though? I thought cops and lawyers didn't really get along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796355)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:12 PM
Author: mewling obsidian indirect expression house

the point is dumbs shouldn't go to college

being a police officer/electrician/whateverthefuck is a much better idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796357)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:15 PM
Author: Apoplectic coffee pot

if I coudl do it over again, I woudl become an electrician - i shit you not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796376)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:16 PM
Author: mewling obsidian indirect expression house

dudes are ballin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796378)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:17 PM
Author: contagious stage

unfortunately there are solidly middle class dumbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796385)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:14 PM
Author: boyish selfie

I'm rollin through your hood and now my heart is filled with anger

You at your sister's house now your sister's life's in danger

I see your picture in my head and my hand shake

You can run, you can hide, but there's no escape

grrrrrrrrrrr anger erupting must eat some village peasants

*pounces*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796372)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:17 PM
Author: Cracking liquid oxygen

T2s should face the same wrath as give tier three and four.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796382)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:20 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

This guy did a study which essentially proves they're the same:

http://www.elsblog.org/the_empirical_legal_studi/2008/04/large-law-firm.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796394)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:17 PM
Author: Turquoise roommate

senseofentitlementpwnd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796384)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:22 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

I want my money back. I'm literally indigent and I can not afford to pay that amount of money and get nothing in return.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796402)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:40 PM
Author: galvanic pit yarmulke

lulz, you demand a refund AFTER receiving 3 years of their services.

prove you're a good lawyer by suing your school for fraud and winning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797193)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:30 PM
Author: amber provocative cruise ship

Look into Gov't jobs at all? Either local or federal?

See: Harsh Times starring Christian Bale

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796418)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:32 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Dood I have tons of friends who got pwned by government. There are massive budget cuts and government jobs straight out of law school are nearly impossible. I know someone with the most impressive credentials you could imagine (for the position she seeks) and she can't get a full time offer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796423)





Date: May 17th, 2008 3:43 PM
Author: maize partner

she must be extremely ugly, and probably fat. show us 1 hot chick with impressive LS grades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796631)





Date: May 17th, 2008 3:46 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Not at all. A solid NY 7-8 LA 6. There is a lot of misinformation re: government. Budget cuts and demand for government jobs makes it a very difficult market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796642)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:17 PM
Author: Mauve Queen Of The Night

yeah government jobs have a lot of job security but entry level is tough. although i hear that because of budget constraints, some places are more willing to hire people with less experience since they can pay them less.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796729)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:19 PM
Author: maize partner

a so cal county recently hired 3 dep. da's. all were from shit LS's, and most likely had shit grades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796738)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:17 PM
Author: maize partner

"A solid NY 7-8 LA 6"

as i said, ugly.

gov't is almost always hiring lawyers. you are one of these: an idiot, a flamer, a combo of the two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796731)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:18 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

For law school? You're just trying to be outrageous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796735)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:20 PM
Author: magical address mediation

lol at you thinking the fugly girls you hang out with are 8's. You pathetic loser, enjoy cutting my lawn in a few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796741)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:25 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

. . . and the pathetic TTTs come in to play the role successful pwning guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796759)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:45 PM
Author: magical address mediation

let's see: 1. You hang out with ugly girls, 2. You have no future, 3. You have 150k of debt.

I'd say you did a pretty good job of pwning yourself. I'm just here to drive that point home you epic failure. You probably have a TTT social life to match your TTT career. PWNED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796809)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:20 PM
Author: maize partner

that means she's ugly. i've been on a ttt LS campus and in a ttt LS classroom. out of 100 girls, maybe 1 is not a complete train wreck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796742)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:33 PM
Author: Adventurous Boiling Water

This is flame. Top 20% at the 3 schools you mentioned would at the very least get you a midlaw job. It most likely would also give you a shot at Big Law.

So, either you are a liar or a fucking asshole and your interviewers picked up on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796425)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:35 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Bullshit. Look here:

http://www.law.com/img/nlj/charts/composite.pdf

The top 20% thing is a lie. Even top 10% aren't guaranteed a job, just interviews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796428)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:38 PM
Author: filthy indian lodge party of the first part

that's why i transferred. i caught on to the scam early on and got the hell out of such schools for CCN. biglaw's easy after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796434)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:41 PM
Author: Beady-eyed copper sound barrier alpha

help me

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815198&forum_id=2#9796422

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796444)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:53 PM
Author: filthy indian lodge party of the first part

Dude, I have no idea. having transferred, i had a stellar record and got callbacks everywhere, save 1 firm. that's why so many students hate transfers--we have a strong, proven record and a new, name-brand school. low risk.

you'll be fine, though. i had plenty of friends with similar numbers that did just fine. cast the net wide, and knock them dead during interviews. maybe consider other markets outside of new york at larger firms where it would be easy to get back into NYC if you choose. i had one friend who went to Latham in Newark for a summer, then took their offer in NYC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796467)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed copper sound barrier alpha

I dont care about being in new york.

I'm going to be a 3L, no SA this summer. I'm not even going to bid firms like latham. I'd like people to help me pick out the least selective firms on that list



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796475)





Date: May 17th, 2008 3:09 PM
Author: filthy indian lodge party of the first part

Eliminate anything in DC. market's tiny so it's very competitive. list below is probably a good start. i know zero about most of these firms. i just eliminated many of the top tier practices i'm familiar with, because that's what i researched and thankfully landed.

send a bunch of resumes out, too. i know someone who landed at gibson dc that way. another at paul weiss NYC.

Beveridge & Diamond, P.C. (San Francisco, CA)

Beveridge & Diamond, P.C. (Washington, DC)

Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP (Albany, NY)

Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP (Armonk, NY)

Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP (Corporate Department, NYC)

Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP (Ft. Lauderdale, FL)

Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP (Hanover, NH)

Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP (Hollywood, FL)

Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP (Miami, FL)

Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP (New York, NY)

Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP (Oakland, CA)

Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP (Orlando, FL)

Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP (Washington, DC)

Cahill Gordon & Reindel LLP (New York, NY)

Cooley Godward LLP (New York, NY)

Cooley Godward LLP (Palo Alto, CA)

Curtis, Mallet-Prevost, Colt & Mosle LLP (New York, NY)

Darby & Darby (New York, NY)

Dechert LLP (Austin, TX)

Dechert LLP (Boston, MA)

Dechert LLP (London, UNITED KINGDOM)

Dechert LLP (New York, NY)

Dechert LLP (Philadelphia, PA)

Dechert LLP (Silicon Valley, CA)

Dechert LLP (Washington, DC)

Deloitte (New York)

DLA Piper Singapore Pte Ltd

Ernst & Young (New York, NY)

Faegre & Benson LLP (Boulder, CO)

Faegre & Benson LLP (Denver, CO)

Faegre & Benson LLP (Des Moines, IA)

Faegre & Benson LLP (Minneapolis, MN)

Federal Reserve Board (Washington, DC)

Fenwick & West LLP (Mountain View, CA)

Fitzpatrick, Cella, Harper & Scinto (New York, NY)

Foley & Lardner LLP (New York, NY)

Foley Hoag LLP (Boston, MA)

Frommer, Lawrence & Haug, L.L.P. (New York, NY)

Gide Loyrette Nouel (New York, NY)

Goodwin Procter LLP (Washington, DC)

Goodwin Procter LLP - IP Department (New York, NY)

Goulston & Storrs, P.C. (Boston, MA)

Greenbaum, Rowe, Smith & Davis LLP (Iselin, NJ)

Gunderson Dettmer Stough Villeneuve Franklin & Hachigian, LLP (Menlo Park, CA)

Hodgson Russ LLP (Buffalo, NY)

Howard Rice Nemerovski Canady Falk & Rabkin, PC (San Francisco, CA)

Ivins, Phillips & Barker (Washington, DC)

Kasowitz, Benson, Torres & Friedman LLP (New York, NY)

Knobbe, Martens, Olson & Bear, LLP (Irvine, CA)

Kostelanetz & Fink LLP (New York, New York)

Littler Mendelson, P.C. (San Francisco, CA)

Loeb & Loeb LLP (New York, NY)

Lowenstein Sandler PC (Roseland, NJ)

McKee Nelson LLP (New York, NY)

McKinsey & Company, Inc. (New York, NY)

Morgan, Lewis & Bockius LLP (New York, NY)

Morvillo, Abramowitz, Grand, Iason, Anello & Bohrer, PC (New York, NY)

Norton Rose (London UNITED KINGDOM)

Orrick, Herrington & Sutcliffe LLP (New York, NY)

Perkins Coie LLP (Menlo Park, CA)

Perkins Coie LLP (Phoenix, AZ)

Roberts & Holland LLP (New York, NY)

Satterlee Stephens Burke & Burke LLP (New York, NY)

Shartsis Friese LLP (San Francisco, CA)

Shipman & Goodwin LLP (Hartford, CT)

Sills Cummis Epstein & Gross P.C. (Newark, NJ)

Steptoe & Johnson LLP (Washington, DC)

Sutherland Asbill & Brennan LLP (New York, NY)

Thompson Hine LLP (Cleveland, OH)

U.S. Department of State, Office of the Legal Adviser (Washington, DC)

U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (Washington, DC)

Wiggin and Dana LLP (New Haven, CT)

Wilson Sonsini Goodrich & Rosati (New York, NY)

Wilson Sonsini Goodrich & Rosati (Palo Alto, CA)

Woodcock Washburn LLP (Philadelphia, PA)

Young Conaway Stargatt & Taylor, LLP (Wilmington, DE)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796511)





Date: May 17th, 2008 3:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed copper sound barrier alpha

boies schiller requires top 25% or something at nyu

thanks though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796538)





Date: May 17th, 2008 3:17 PM
Author: pontificating casino mother

er, what's the criteria for the list?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796547)





Date: May 17th, 2008 3:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed copper sound barrier alpha

it's a list of the firms coming to nyu 3l oci minus the too selective ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796562)





Date: May 17th, 2008 3:30 PM
Author: filthy indian lodge party of the first part

like i said, i eliminated top-tier shops i'm familiar with, because that's what i'd researched and landed, and they'd be stretches for nyu 2.9. i edited the list quickly, so i'm sure i missed things along the way (like boies). i only interviewed in NYC & DC and know little about many of the firms i left on.

i still think it's a good idea to paper the market with resumes. lots of branch outfits of top firms in "less desirable" areas that would be happy to bring in an NYU grad. like my latham friend in newark. my understanding, based on a handful of anecdotes, is transferring from one shop to another under the same banner's not too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796587)





Date: May 17th, 2008 3:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed copper sound barrier alpha

ocs pretty much told me not to bother with eiw, and to focus on using martindale, so I'm thinking I'm pretty fucked. If I even do eiw I want to bid like the 10 least selective firms highest regardless of location.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796611)





Date: May 17th, 2008 3:41 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Mine told me the same thing. "If you're not top 10%, maybe top 15%, then you won't meet their grade cutoffs."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796624)





Date: May 17th, 2008 3:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed copper sound barrier alpha

we dont have grade cutoffs for screening interviews, but I dont want to waste bid slots

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796628)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:29 PM
Author: Adventurous Boiling Water

According to that POS chart, only top 1/3 at Yale get Big Law.

Again, top 20% at the 3 schools you mentioned all have a very good shot at big law and have midlaw in NYC (Cardozo & Brooklyn) 100-125K.

So you making $18 an hour being top 20% is bullshit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796776)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:34 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Let me explain that for you. The other 2/3 of Yale got clerkships.

You can argue all you want but I'm telling you it's not true. I know the people at my school. Top 20% is a lie. You need top 10% just for interviews. I don't know what else to tell you.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796788)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:26 PM
Author: Multi-colored Meetinghouse Genital Piercing

sorry about your tiny pink inability to read a graph, bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797146)





Date: June 1st, 2008 5:59 PM
Author: aqua mildly autistic trump supporter

which school do you work for?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9849324)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:40 PM
Author: amber provocative cruise ship

How did you do after 1L? Did you think of transferring at all?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796441)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:42 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

I didn't know it would be this bad after 1L.

Also, I heard you need top 10%ish to transfer so I didn't even try.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796445)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:45 PM
Author: amber provocative cruise ship

Top 10 for t14 no?

You might have been able to swing a T15-20 though?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796454)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:49 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Well, our school has an OCI program with like 110 employers. Maybe 60 of them biglaw. I really didn't think there would be much difference between my school and say, GW.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796463)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:15 PM
Author: Excitant brethren

GW has like 450 employers with over 200 biglaw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796727)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:19 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Wow. I had no clue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796739)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:45 PM
Author: Onyx piazza tattoo

Top 20% at these schools cannot transfer. Maybe top 20% at T1 could.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796453)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:46 PM
Author: amber provocative cruise ship

He couldn't even transfer to some school like UCLA or GW with top 20 percent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796455)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:24 PM
Author: maize partner

maybe if he were blk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796757)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:47 PM
Author: Blue library

lol @ your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796458)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:55 PM
Author: filthy indian lodge party of the first part

lol @ your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796470)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:56 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Go take a dick in the ass you fag.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796474)





Date: May 17th, 2008 8:00 PM
Author: Blue library

Sorry about your tiny pink career prospects, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797492)





Date: May 17th, 2008 2:57 PM
Author: anal parlour cuckoldry

lol @ your life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796476)





Date: May 17th, 2008 3:45 PM
Author: Dun hominid dilemma

wow, i made more than 18 an hr last summer as a ug junior.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796638)





Date: May 17th, 2008 3:47 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

At first I thought you wrote janitor, and I thought it was odd since you're female. lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796645)





Date: May 17th, 2008 3:48 PM
Author: Dun hominid dilemma

there are female janitors. I feel like w/janitors, in my experience, it's totally half and half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796649)





Date: May 17th, 2008 3:51 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Are you counting hotel cleaning ppl as janitors?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796653)





Date: May 17th, 2008 3:51 PM
Author: Azure giraffe forum

I don't know dude, sounds like you'll be alright. You went to a bad school, but there are far worse. You had good grades, you found a legal job. Sure it pays shit, but its your starting salary. As you get more experience your earning potential will increase respectively and you'll be fine. Relax. Things could have been a lot worse.

Why not work in government? Sounds like you have the credentials to get such a gig and with the new IBR program your debt will be written off in 10 years. Until then you only pay 15% of your discretionary income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796655)





Date: May 17th, 2008 3:52 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Government jobs are pretty hard to get, at least where I live. Budget cuts and high demand. They want 2 yrs experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796657)





Date: May 17th, 2008 3:54 PM
Author: Azure giraffe forum

public defender? DA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796660)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:12 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

those jobs are super hard to get in big cities. If you have no problem with moving to Wyoming you can easily be a DA. In NYC it's like winning the lottery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796717)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:22 PM
Author: maize partner

easy to get a da/pd job in LA. that county is constantly hiring for those jobs, as the attrition is obscene.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796747)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:26 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Absolutely preposterous. I have friends going for the LA sun, and Villagroisa's (spelling?) budget cuts have decimated hiring. They want 1-2 yrs of experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796764)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:30 PM
Author: maize partner

he's a mayor with no control over county spending (mayor = city fagot)

all you need is a bar card and you usually get hired the same day of your interview (assuming you can interview slightly above the skill level of a monkey)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796780)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:36 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Allllrighty. I'll tell that to my friends externing for two years straight, who still haven't been given offers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796792)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:41 PM
Author: maize partner

lol. i didn't say the county would not exploit the stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796803)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:17 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Yup. I specifically know someone trying to get one of those. She has a great resume and training, but no luck.

Not to say something racist, but my URM friends have a pretty good in to those positions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796728)





Date: May 17th, 2008 3:53 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

leave the law and join me in the wonderful world of finance. Honest to god you will do better with a TTT JD working in finance than you ever will in law. I spent 10 months after graduation looking for legal work and it was HELL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796658)





Date: May 17th, 2008 3:58 PM
Author: Cracking liquid oxygen

how do you get the finance job with a TTT JD?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796675)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:02 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

my undergrads career service office hooked me up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796685)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:28 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

lol. So ur LS was completely useless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796771)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:04 PM
Author: fragrant grizzly abode reading party

What do you do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796686)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:06 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

I do compliance related work at a hedge fund, but I also do some back office work as well. I'm sort of a jack of all trades here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796695)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:08 PM
Author: fragrant grizzly abode reading party

Tight, congrats dude. Did you have prior work experience? Did you have an UG finance degree? How were your grades?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796702)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:11 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

my law school grades were average and maybe even below the median, my undergrad grades were stellar (3.8ish) and I did major in finance. Law is a waste of time for most tier 2 grads. There isnt enough good work out there for this number of lawyers. The only law firms I was even landing interviews at were dumps and solo shops that paid complete shit and were demanding ridiculous billable hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796711)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:13 PM
Author: fragrant grizzly abode reading party

Do you think the law degree helped? Also, did it help enough to make it worth the three years plus costs? Tyia



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796720)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:15 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

I dont know if it really helped or not but I know it definitely wasnt worth the cost and the 3 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796726)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:27 PM
Author: maize partner

she would've been better off getting an internet law degree for around $6k total. unless tuition is either super cheap or free, T2 schools are a huge scam.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796768)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:24 PM
Author: Onyx piazza tattoo

what do you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796754)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:27 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

I just answered this above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796767)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:01 PM
Author: magical address mediation

PWNED moron

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796681)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:02 PM
Author: Khaki histrionic gunner

holy fuck

after reading this thread, I think i'd elect to become a garbageman over going to Cardozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796683)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:07 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

that would be the right move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796699)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:24 PM
Author: Frozen Space

This really cheered me up. I'm a double ivy with 50k in debt. Out of college I got a 70k job. You really fucked yourself. Why didn't anyone care enough to tell you not to do this? You should have gone to a TTT for free! You'd be getting the same job and you wouldn't have had the pressure to get a job.

But don't worry - it'll work out. Just get some practical trial experience and then lateral from the DA's office to a real firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796756)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:30 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

I thought you were doing PolSci @ KSG?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796781)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:34 PM
Author: maize partner

"I'm a double ivy with 50k in debt."

lol. like you have room to talk. anybody with that much debt is a complete fool. you will fail at life and ultimately hang yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796789)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:47 PM
Author: Adventurous Boiling Water

No such thing as DOUBLE IVY, you pretentious douche.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796815)





Date: May 17th, 2008 9:51 PM
Author: Cocky den becky

Most ppl who lateral from the DA's office to a decent firm had good law school credentials to begin with, but just wanted to try out the law and order experience. This guy might be able work for a public defender and then do insurance defense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797962)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:29 PM
Author: tripping buck-toothed nibblets range

*cowers in fear of retard strength*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796779)





Date: May 18th, 2008 12:40 PM
Author: Lemon odious background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9799270)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:37 PM
Author: Kink-friendly boltzmann

This thread contains awful misinformation. Top 20% at all three schools will get you interviews at Midlaw, at a minimum. At least at Cardozo, top 20% will get you multiple interviews at Biglaw. If OP isn't flame, readers should know that op's experience is not typical for those schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796794)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:40 PM
Author: Onyx piazza tattoo

actually its quite typical.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796801)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:42 PM
Author: Kink-friendly boltzmann

It's quite typical to have no other options than to be a contract attorney from Cardozo or BLS with top 20% grades? That's absolutely false.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796805)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:45 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

I'm sorry but the data, my experiences and my friends' experiences just don't match your claims. Again, http://www.law.com/pdf/nlj/regional_NY.pdf And that's for the entire AM250.

You should know that when a school claims top 20% get big/mid law, that it's really less than that. You should be expecting them to fib a little,

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796810)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:41 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

The actual data shows that only 10% of 'Dozo got AM250. http://www.law.com/pdf/nlj/regional_NY.pdf

The top 20% thing is just a lie. Schools stretch their actual results, but only so far that they can get away with it. If it's really top 10% they say top 20%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796804)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:47 PM
Author: Kink-friendly boltzmann

That data includes students that take clerkships or government jobs. Those people taking clerkships or government jobs include people in the top 10% of the class (in the case of clerkships, most if not all are from the top 10%). This data shows that a good portion of the top 20% will get Biglaw. That said, my point is only that top 20% will be good enough to make cutoffs for Biglaw interviews.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796811)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:51 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

All we know is that only 10% got AM250 (which isn't necessarily even biglaw.) You can claim that all the clerkship ppl (like 4%) and all the govt people could also have gotten biglaw, but you're clearly speculating.

Why are you so reactionary re: OP? Rising 2L at 'Dozo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796821)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:59 PM
Author: Kink-friendly boltzmann

I think people should be realistic that the odds are against them for getting biglaw if they go to a 2nd tier school. But I think it's unfair to imply that you will graduate with crushing debt unless you are top 10% of the class. I cant speak of Loyola, but BLS and Cardozo are solid schools that provide options if you do reasonably well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796840)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:02 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

That's just not true. Only 10% get AM250, the rest get government or tiny low paying firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796847)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:14 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

people who arent actually lawyers already just dont understand what the situation is really like. Until you've actually been on 20 interviews only to be offered the same 50 or 55k a year everywhere you go you just cant accept how bad it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796878)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:53 PM
Author: Kink-friendly boltzmann

And one more thing. Not every non-NLJ 250 is contract work. Many will start in the $80k range. Yeah, it's not Biglaw money, but it's also not contract work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796825)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:56 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

contract work actually results in you making more than 80k a year.

Most people are actually starting at 50-60k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796831)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:56 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

There are very few $80k jobs. See http://www.elsblog.org/the_empirical_legal_studi/2007/09/distribution-of.html

You really should stop insisting on things when you have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796835)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:05 PM
Author: Kink-friendly boltzmann

I'm done arguing, but that chart does not disprove that a top-20% student at Cardozo or BLS will be nearly guaranteed interviews with a firm paying at least $80k. Yes, there are a relatively low amount of jobs paying that much. That says nothing about top-20% students at these schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796858)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:09 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

There are very few firms paying $80k. It's feast or famine. http://www.elsblog.org/the_empirical_legal_studi/2007/09/distribution-of.html

You're basically just making stuff up, hoping something sticks. Why I don't know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796864)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:13 PM
Author: Kink-friendly boltzmann

My god. There are very few firms paying $80k. There are also very few people in the top 20%. Even if I'm wrong, doesnt this data seem a bit out of date to you? The top peaks of $135 and 145 are clearly not accurate anymore.

Anyway, I'm done posting. I'm sorry things didn't work out; although hopefully with your grades, something will turn up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796877)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:15 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

small law salaries have not risen with biglaw salaries so this data is still good. Biglaw may be paying 160k now but toilet law is still paying 50k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796882)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:16 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

You're just making stuff up until you find something that can't easily be disproven. Congrats. Your $80k job lie fit the bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796886)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:11 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

whatever, lets pretend these people get these interviews, this segment of the market is paper thin so even if they land one of these jobs the minute they choose to lateral or are forced to leave their options are basically shit. Biglaw still wont have them and you can BASICALLY count on one hand the number of peer firms they can look at before having to move to toilet law like everyone else. For every WEMED there are 20 Stern and Montanas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796870)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested

Look at the chart again. Dozo/Brooklyn have the same placement as fucking Temple. Temple charges 15k/yr tuition in-state, while Dozo/Brooklyn charge 40k, plus NYC living expenses.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796875)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:54 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

this is complete crap. Most of the clerkships are state clerkships are not particulary competitive. Every year NY has dozens of clerkships spots that it cant even fill because they suck. Cardozo people fill these crap clerkship spots in droves anyway. 2nd department appellate division was looking for people during my admission ceremony! Nobody wants to work low level appeals of no-fault shit brought by the Israel & Israels of the world in Brooklyn.

You are completely unemployeable after doing one of these low level state clerkships anyway. Toilet firms see it as a wasted year that you should have spent actually litigating things in court and not drafting Orders to Show Cause like a paralegal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796827)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:49 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

what you are saying is basically BS. As that NALP study revealed "midlaw" does not really exist. There is biglaw and there there is everything else. What you call midlaw is composed of a relatively small number of boutique firms who specialize in a select few areas of law like IP.

Most smallish firms are generalists, they will take whatever case comes through the door and if they find they cant handle it they have a network of lawyers to which they will refer it out. These firms have zero incentive to really differentiate themselves from all the other firms because differentiation is almost impossible to achieve in this profession so they dont try to specialize and they certainly have zero incentive to pay their people more than the other toilet firms so it is a race to the bottom for the most part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796817)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:56 PM
Author: Kink-friendly boltzmann

The study that people reference- http://www.law.com/pdf/nlj/regional_NY.pdf includes a large percentage of T2 graduates going to "other firm jobs." Not every "other firm job" is contract work. Many pay salaries that will allow you to repay loans in a realistic time frame. Top 20% at all three schools mentioned will land you multiple interviews with such firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796832)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:57 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

That's not what this says http://www.elsblog.org/the_empirical_legal_studi/2007/09/distribution-of.html

If you don't get AM250, you go to the 50-60k world of small law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796838)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:11 PM
Author: maize partner

but after 3-5 yrs, you can open your own office and profit from the labor of idiots who fell for the T2 scam. it all works out in the end, assuming the victim is smart enough to become the predator.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796871)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:12 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

I guess that's true, but you'd have to be a pretty shitty person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796872)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:17 PM
Author: maize partner

we're taling about lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796892)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested

Couldn't a large prestigious firm make a killing by hiring two top 25% t2 grads at 70k instead of one t14 at 160k, having them bill 2000 hrs, and use the savings in labor (2 for the price of 1!) to enjoy a price advantage over competition?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796890)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:19 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

There are threads about this. Basically the consensus seems to be that it takes away from the firm's prestige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796900)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested

This is assuming that the corporations hiring the big firms go tooth and comb over the resumes of each associate. Work is slowing down now, so things might change. 160k is a hold-over from the dot-com era.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796910)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:23 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

True. It's just that the first firm to do it will get trashed by everyone else. *points laughts* "Those TTTs only pay $75k."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796922)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:26 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested

And Corporates are pissed that law firms are paying 1st year associates 160k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796933)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:30 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

all they have to do is visit the firms website. It is industry standard now to put associate bios on the website.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796959)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:43 PM
Author: maize partner

eh, another bad assumption. what's to stop firms from calling the ttt lawyers something other than "associate.?" how about "legal analyst," and then there's no need to mention that these people exist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796997)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:47 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

the title would show up on the bill though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797009)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:50 PM
Author: maize partner

not necessarily. lawyers are jews, and jews are crafty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797026)





Date: June 1st, 2008 6:06 PM
Author: Massive trailer park tank
Subject: Uh, seriously?

Corporations are mad at lawyer salaries because of the RATES firms charge them. As long as partners want to maximize profitability, those rates aren't changing. Partners could slash rates and employ lawyers from lesser schools for less money, but then corporations -- who have to answer to stockholders, etc, etc -- would be unwilling to trust these firms with important matters.

With regard to fees, which do you think is a stronger argument: I am charging you thousands of dollars but we've got a Harvard grad working on it, or we're charging you thousands of dollars and we've got a 'Dozo grad working on it?

Corporate leaders, like law firms, are often risk averse. An officer wont lose his job if he hires the Harvard grad and things go badly. He'll say that he hired the best. However, if he hires the low cost leader he may have a hard time answering to shareholders and superiors if shit hits the fan.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9849335)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:20 PM
Author: maize partner

you would think so, but this probably wouldn't work in practice. this is because there's probably a huge difference in iq between a t14 grad and just about anybody at a T2. the few who can hang in the big leagues are already there, and are not stupid enough to work for 1/2 price.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796908)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:25 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

lol, you are so wrong its funny so let me enlighten you.

The clients of biglaw are primarily publicly traded companies. The executives of these firms have a fiduciary duty to act in the best interest of the corporation. They insist on having only T14 grads and Vault100 firms do their legal work because anything else opens them up to a charge of breach of fiduciary duty. Money is no option for them since it is the corporations money, they dont care much about the size of the legal bill, but they do care about covering their own ass over any charge they they didnt fulfill their fiduciary duty of care. In fact, the larger their legal bill the more it looks like they did their HW. This is why biglaw firms can get away with charging so much more than all other firms. Shareholders are largely clueless about how they are being ripped off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796931)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:37 PM
Author: maize partner

i see why you got shit grades in LS.

"The executives of these firms have a fiduciary duty to act in the best interest of the corporation"

this is laughable gibberish. i don't think you understand that the fiduciary standard is met simply by hiring COMPETENT lawyers. there's no need to hire SUPERSTARS. there are other reasons for doing that.

"They insist on having only T14 grads and Vault100 firms do their legal work because anything else opens them up to a charge of breach of fiduciary duty."

LOL! that's right. the T14 lawyers have the secret knowledge not given to the guys who attended places like ucla, usc and vandy. please fucking kill yourself.

"Money is no option (you mean object, right?) for them since it is the corporations money"

this is wrong. corporations are notoriously cheap, and managers are routinely rewarded for saving cash.

"Shareholders are largely clueless about how they are being ripped off"

lol! major shareholders know exactly what's going on with their investments, and would NOT pay big firms big money, unless there were substantial benefits in doing so. you really need to rid yourself of the idea that an investor has the mind of a 10 year old.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796979)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:45 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

I did some doc review so I know how the bigfirms are ripping off their clients. I know about the associates who come down to have conference calls about our doc review with the clients accountant for 2 hours where they talk about NOTHING. I know about the paralegals who make 20 copies of things when the client only needs 3 but then they bill the client for all 20. They then go about losing 17 of the 20 copies and make them again!

I know about the doc reviewers who go missing for half the day and everyone knows about it but nobody care because the firm still bills for their hours.

Biglaw is ridiculously wasteful and the clients dont care because it is all about ass covering. Legal expenses are different from all other expenses because lawyers cover the ass of the executives.

They hire superstars because thats the surest way they can be sure no one will challenge their definition of "competence."

They bitch about the 160k starting salaries but no Fortune 500 has left Skadden for WEMED yet and they wont even though WEMED is actually full of biglaw refugees. Why? Because the size of the bill is part of how they meausure competence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797001)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:05 PM
Author: maize partner

"I did some doc review so I know how the big firms are ripping off their clients. I know about the associates who come down to have conference calls about our doc review with the clients accountant for 2 hours where they talk about NOTHING. I know about the paralegals who make 20 copies of things when the client only needs 3 but then they bill the client for all 20. They then go about losing 17 of the 20 copies and make them again!

I know about the doc reviewers who go missing for half the day and everyone knows about it but nobody care because the firm still bills for their hours."

of course there will be minor scams here and there. but you can't get by with that on a grand scale. remember that corporations have inside attorneys who know when the billing bullshit passes a certain acceptance. we're not talking about some dumb 20 yr old girl dealing with an auto mechanic for the 1st time.

"Biglaw is ridiculously wasteful and the clients don't care because it is all about ass covering. Legal expenses are different from all other expenses because lawyers cover the ass of the executives."

they definitely care about waste. in most cases, it's just not significant enough to call bullshit. we're talking about corporation making hundreds of millions of dollars (if not billions) every year. who the fuck is going to cry about overcharges of a few grand here and there?

also, keep in mind that more and more legal work is being outsourced to sand nigs who work for about 1/3 of what a US lawyer charges.

"They hire superstars because thats the surest way they can be sure no one will challenge their definition of 'competence.'

no. they hire them because they are extreme nerds who willing work 14 hr days and are very conscientious. but, as i mention above, corps are starting to wonder about the need for such high-priced talent, when sand nigs can perform almost as well for a lot less money.

"They bitch about the 160k starting salaries but no Fortune 500 has left Skadden for WEMED yet and they wont even though WEMED is actually full of biglaw refugees. Why? Because the size of the bill is part of how they measure competence."

some places are slow to change. but change is def. happening. 10 yrs ago, you would've laughed at the idea of big companies using a law firm in india or panama. haven't you ever heard the saying that the only constant is change?

you have to wonder why anybody would use these places if the only way to meet a fiduciary duty was to hire firms that exclusively employ t14 grads.

http://www.thelawyer.com/cgi-bin/item.cgi?id=124045



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797081)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested

This will never take off imo.

With a falling US dollar (it should have 70% lopped off from its peak imo) and the cultural barriers, sending legal work to india is a bad move, especially since you could hire a T2 firm for less, and have more or less the same quality work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797112)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:17 PM
Author: maize partner

it's been going on for years. and i mistakenly said the sand nigs work for 1/3 of us lawyers. it's more like 1/10.

"Aug. 21 (Bloomberg) -- Bruce Masterson, chief operating officer of Socrates Media LLC, asked his outside counsel to customize a residential lease for all 50 U.S. states in 2003. The firm's estimate: about $400,000. He rejected that price tag and hired QuisLex, in Hyderabad, India, which did it for $45,000.

`It was good quality,' said Masterson, whose Chicago-based company publishes legal forms on the Internet. `We've been working together ever since.'

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aBo8DnfekWZQ&refer=home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797126)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested

it's easier to outsource numbers work to india, such as engineering or software.

much more difficult for law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797134)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:35 PM
Author: maize partner

yea, it looked really hard for that guy to send his legal work to the sand nigs and save a few hundred grand.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797171)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:44 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Law isn't really rocket science. As long as they know what they're doing it should work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797205)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:51 PM
Author: maize partner

this is completely wrong. only t14 grads can meet the fiduciary standard.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797237)





Date: June 1st, 2008 6:10 PM
Author: Massive trailer park tank

My "guess" is that you're a retard. He's right. While a tier four lawyer may be every bit as good as a lawyer from Yale, perception is everything.

If things go badly, people are going to question why an unknown firm with lawyers from sub-par schools was working on important matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9849340)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:26 PM
Author: Ungodly laughsome community account business firm

what do you think temp attorneys are?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796934)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested

Good point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796949)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:38 PM
Author: maize partner

they don't do any meaningful legal work. a monkey could do doc review and would be doing it if the laws were more realistic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796983)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:53 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

firms are hiring temps to do other things now. Do you still work in law or what? When I was I temp I was doing some legal research and memo writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797039)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:09 PM
Author: maize partner

"When I was I temp I was doing some legal research and memo writing."

only shit. how were you able to meet the firm's fiduciary responsibility? i thought only t14 grads were capable of that.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797101)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:19 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

unfortunately the statistics for solos are very sad. Most solos fail and end up going back to working for someone else. And most of the ones that dont fail still make shit money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796902)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:22 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

But if you take on a ton of shit work, and hire $15/hour clerks to do it, you can pull six figs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796912)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:26 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

thats the theory the no-fault mills in NY have. Most of the partners at these firms still make shit money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796937)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:30 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

They make liek 100k to 200k though right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796956)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:31 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

yeah, but compare that to biglaw people with the same # of years of experience!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796962)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:23 PM
Author: maize partner

wrong. look around your area. the same lawyers there 10 yrs ago are still there today. and they make quite a bit of money, repeatedly ripping off idiots who get themselves in all sorts of family/criminal problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796917)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested

It's possible. But you have to have entrepreneurial moxie. People who can pull a solo would be a successful entrepreneur anywhere, and likely more prosperous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796926)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:33 PM
Author: indecent electric orchestra pit

You can be nerdier in law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796969)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:28 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

no doubt the old timers are doing well, but what you dont readily see is all the young guns who went solo and closed shop 6 months later. There are tons of people like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796943)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:30 PM
Author: maize partner

you're exaggerating the failure rate of solo professionals. 90% of the guys who started up 5 yrs ago are still in business today. we're not talking about restaurants or other high-risk ventures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796960)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:32 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

it is more like 50%. Have you seen the # of solos who get disbarred?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796966)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:13 PM
Author: maize partner

really fucking hard to get disbarred. i wasn't talking about lawyers who openly steal from their clients.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797110)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:35 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

You just totally made that statistic up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796973)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:32 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

If I went solo I would just work out of my apartment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796965)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:49 PM
Author: maize partner

never seen that, but i have seen a few working out of a house. either one probably works OK, since you'd be serving the lowest common denominator.

in LA, there's one crim. def. guy who moonlights as a porn star. most of his clients think it's very cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797019)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:53 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797034)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:07 PM
Author: maize partner

http://cbs5.com/watercooler/L.A.Attorney.2.251748.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797090)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:20 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Wow his wife's in porn too

His bar site http://members.calbar.ca.gov/search/member_detail.aspx?x=66870

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797131)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:33 PM
Author: maize partner

he attended the worst LS in CA

you can get in with an AA (2.0 gpa) and a 147 (or whatever the 31st percentile is these days)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797161)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:40 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

I should call him for advice. He doesn't seem to be raking it in, but he must be doing OKish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797192)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:50 PM
Author: maize partner

he probably lets his clients come onto porn sets for a few grand under the table. he tells them it's the best way to "break into" the business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797230)





Date: June 1st, 2008 6:16 PM
Author: aqua mildly autistic trump supporter

im kinda doubtful about this--got any links/evidence?

Texas Bar publishes extensive stats every few years I can dig it up...

[I know this is 2 weeks late]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9849359)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:53 PM
Author: magical address mediation

will you enjoy your bar trip to the welfare office?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796824)





Date: May 17th, 2008 4:55 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

I would totally take FS, and buy bulk stuff with it. I'm no kidding poor, by any definition. Tons of debt. Limited income.

I really should look into whether I can get food stamps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796830)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:23 PM
Author: Exciting bearded national security agency corner

That sucks man, you have my serious condolences. I'd seriously think about law enforcement or some type of fed gig if possible, you get loan forgiveness(of certain consolidated loans) after 10 years, and pay isn't terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796921)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:28 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

I can make $55k or so after I pass teh bar. The debt is the problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796944)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:39 PM
Author: Exciting bearded national security agency corner

Is there any way you can get someone to help you consolidate by rolling it into a 15-30 year fixed? If you have a rich uncle or the rents have mostly paid off their mortgage, a 30-yr fixed is 6.08% with refinancing options later on if it dips. That would lower your interest rate by rolling one into the other and also by spreading it out over 30 years it becomes less soul-crushing.

EDIT: I believe a 30 yr-fixed at around 6% is 900 a month, which would be gay to have to pay for 30 years, but I think it's not the worst shape to be in. By year 20 into your career, plus factoring in time value of money, 900 a month will be shit anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796986)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:48 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

I already consolidated some. I'll do the rest after the grace period passes.

Even if it's just $900 a month, that can be a huge amount when you make about $2,700 a month.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797013)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:08 PM
Author: Exciting bearded national security agency corner

Yeah, but the 900 stays constant, whereas your income(hopefully) does not. It would be a huge chunk of your income for the first few years, but once you get around year 6-7 you should be in good shape and even if you barely get raises above the level of inflation, you should be fine by then. If it's feasible, I think that that might be the best solution.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797096)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:28 PM
Author: maize partner

lol @ the assumption that a typical law grad can become a cop. do you have any idea what steet patrol involves? after a couple weeks, he'd want to shot himself in the mouth.

there's a reason the folks at wonderlic warn police agencies NOT to hire somebody who falls outside the normal iq range for this job (104-114).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796947)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:33 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

What jobs does Wonderlic recommend for people with high IQs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796970)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:37 PM
Author: maize partner

the usual suspects: medicine, law, engineering, college teaching, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797177)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:37 PM
Author: Exciting bearded national security agency corner

No one said a typical law grad can become a cop. No shit you still have to go to police academy or some sort of police training, your JD isn't going to let you waltz in and get a cushy desk job. No shit it's hard, which is why it has great benefits and attrition is still high.

With that said, it's still a great career where the OP can retire in 20 years(like pharmD or Optometry/DDS), and at least is one where a JD from BLS wouldn't hurt.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796978)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:28 PM
Author: maize partner

it's a shit job, mainly for the dumbs. did you watch the reality show called "the academy"? jesus christ. 95% of the recruits were retarded. even worse, 95% of the people he'd meet on the job would be even dumber (ghetto nigs/spics, trailer park whites, etc).

it makes sense only if you can land a cush job (like beach patrol) in a nice city. good luck with that.

http://www.ci.manhattan-beach.ca.us/Index.aspx?page=177

the OP would probably end up with LA sheriff and be stuck in the jails for 5 yrs. then he'd end up like this:

http://www.topix.com/city/carson-ca/2007/11/la-sheriffs-deputy-arrested-in-child-predator-sting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797149)





Date: May 17th, 2008 7:01 PM
Author: Exciting bearded national security agency corner

Most people you meet are retarded. Yeah, it'd suck ass to have to go to some trailer park because some white trash hit his live-in wife/cousin/niece one too many times. Then again, I might get some major lulz out of it, I don't know. Depending on your personal disposition, it's not a terrible hand to be dealt.

Sure it's an excellent job for dumbs, you can start at around 19, work for 20 years, retire with pension/health care at 39 and do whatever the fuck you want, but as long as you don't apply to SE DC, or shit holes like that, it's not a terrible gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797274)





Date: May 17th, 2008 7:16 PM
Author: Thriller plum jewess marketing idea

TITCR.you will end up in jail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797331)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:25 PM
Author: diverse sex offender

You'll learn more in your time of suffering that you would if you got everything you wanted. Consider your challenges a blessing in disguise. You'll struggle early on, but things will get better if you're patient and keep things in perspective.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796928)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:29 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

lol. ty. *hopes for more suffering*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796954)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:34 PM
Author: indecent electric orchestra pit

Mother Teresa, is that you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796972)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:36 PM
Author: diverse sex offender

Is that where I got it from? I know someone famous said something to that effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796975)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:48 PM
Author: Canary theatre

You really can't blame anyone but yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797012)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:51 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

I blame the school's deceptive marketing and striking an unfair deal.

I'm not the one who charges a fortune and gives garbage in return.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797028)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:53 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested

Well, for the sake of...okay, what did you rely on in choosing Cardozo at full-price?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797041)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:07 PM
Author: Canary theatre

So what have you done for yourself to get a better job? You have the grades, I imagine you did some summer work, you're probably a social retard/sloth if you can't land a job with everything you have.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797091)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:22 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Letters, calls etc.. I don't have the grades. Firms say they can stretch to take a top 15% guy, but not top 20%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797136)





Date: May 17th, 2008 5:59 PM
Author: vibrant goal in life

Dude, I'm no expert, but something about the consensus advice offered on this board doesn't add up.

Every other thread is about how you shouldn't even consider going to law school unless you get into Yale or Harvard or something. That can't be right, can it?

I know people who went to crappy schools in my state who do pretty well for themselves. And yet this board makes it sound like you will end up unemployed or cleaning toilets if you don't go to Harvard.

How can this be right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797060)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested

lot of it is exaggeration, no doubt.

problem is that USNWR and Princeton Review paint a distorted picture, which results in people going into a typical T2 like Cardozo or Brooklyn and assuming that they will make the average starting salary stated on the website of 100k, so it's okay to pay 60k/yr in tuition and living expenses because the average grad makes 100k, enabling you to pay it off in 5 years.

Then at 3L, they realize that the 100k jobs don't exist, it's either 160k or 45k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797074)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:07 PM
Author: Comical lilac garrison

titcr, the only people who are really screwed are the ones who paid full price or close to it. They will never get out of debt if they dont get biglaw. Everyone else will make do after a point. I have very little debt so while I am unhappy with where I am I do not have to worry about debt. Debt is the real problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797092)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:13 PM
Author: vibrant goal in life

Maybe the people I know were bright enough to have attended better schools but got scholarships to lesser schools or something. I don't know.

It's just that I've never heard of this idea of an epidemic of starving unemployable lawyers, outside of this board.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797114)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:16 PM
Author: Exciting bearded national security agency corner

No one is starving, but no one is exactly bragging about 60k a year after 3 years of grad school either. It's a bit of hyperbole on this board, but much of what is talked about is credited.

If you want a job that is a lock for 40 hours a week and 6 figures, become a dentist or a pharmacist. I'd personally rimjob some chick before I'd count pills or examine teeth all day, but good jobs nonetheless if you can stomach them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797122)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested

I wouldn't bank on those. Especially pharmacists, with Walmart getting into the game.

Law, like dentists and pharmacists, doctors, accountants, are a constructed regulatory guild.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797130)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:57 PM
Author: Exciting bearded national security agency corner

That's true, and Wal-Mart/Costco are getting into Optometry too. Vets might have to align with Petsmart/Banfield too. Pretty soon with socialized medicine we might as well all been electricians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797257)





Date: June 1st, 2008 10:02 AM
Author: Scarlet floppy nursing home candlestick maker

What's wrong with tossing a chick's salad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9848099)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:05 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested

Without Biglaw, a law degree is worth something like 5-10k a year. Too many people come in to law school with $$$ in their eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797078)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:13 PM
Author: Exciting bearded national security agency corner

It's prolly closer to the 10k portion if you go to a respected regional school. Having a law degree over not having one will always be a boon towards promotion, and in the long run it'll prolly pay off. (although who cares about reaching equilibrium at age 55). If you can parlay your job into something synergistic, maybe being a mortgage broker, obviously you'll make more than the 10k.

I still regret not going to UF for 4k tuition a year + low ass CoL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797111)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:23 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Not necessarily. It can also make you unhirable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797140)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:34 PM
Author: Thriller plum jewess marketing idea

absolutely. you need to pick an occupation by what you actually are interested in, not what is lucrative. otherwise you will be a wealthy but depressed individual, unless you are TTT, you will be a poor and depressed individual. then, you will become a mexican.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797165)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:46 PM
Author: maize partner

people end up in LS because nothing interests them.

also, you are most likely living in a fantasy world. i've yet to meet anybody who liked his job.

the happy doods are the ones employing others and taking most of what they bring in.

go to med. school.

work as a slave for a few yrs.

open up several offices (something cosmetic would be best. insurance companies are bastards)

enjoy the fruits of others labor

PROFIT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797218)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:11 PM
Author: amethyst racy sweet tailpipe

What doesn't add up is the supply and demand for lawyers.

Cleaning toilets is actually a better deal than TTT law if you want to live in a big city. In NY toilet cleaners are part of a powerful union and they all make in the mid to high teens per hour. Not a great wage but realize that they didn't have to pay for LS or UG. Hell, many are illegals.

I think if you want to be a divorce lawyer out in the middle of nowhere, you might be OK for a while, but that's kind of hiding in a corner from the supply/demand imbalance and hoping it doesn't come and find you.

Law is the worst dead-end job I know of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797105)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested

Having a law degree is still better than having an MBA or any variety of administrative masters degrees that are out there.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797124)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:30 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

I don't know much about the MBA market.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797157)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested

MBA is worse than law because MBA doesn't actually allow you entry to a field that you would not have had otherwise. More prestige-driven too. Most of value comes from factors external to the academics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797182)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:54 PM
Author: maize partner

false for consulting/certain wall st. jobs. most mba's are too dumb for a phd in something hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797248)





Date: June 1st, 2008 11:39 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sick State

it would be very difficult if not impossible to break into most consulting/banking jobs if you're, say, 26 and have no experience in that field.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9848222)





Date: June 1st, 2008 11:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Sick State

LOL yeah i'd much rather have a JD from brooklyn or something than an mba from chicago or a masters in finance from CMU.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9848221)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:24 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Just thought of a deposition I recently attended, where the guy operating the camera got paid like $100/hour. How can I get that job?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797142)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested

get into the union.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797147)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:30 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

The guys operating cameras at depositions have a union?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797158)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested

either that or be a contractor, ie you provide your own equipment, sinking thousands into your camera and crew.

hollywood has lots of stage unions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797160)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:33 PM
Author: Thriller plum jewess marketing idea

yes, the stage unions are excellent. you have to know someone to get in, kind of like the longshoreman's union.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797162)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:36 PM
Author: galvanic pit yarmulke

and we should "support unions" because? stupid corrupt bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797172)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:37 PM
Author: Thriller plum jewess marketing idea

i said nothing about support. they actually work 3 days a week and earn more money than most teachers. it's pretty much a scam for everyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797179)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:42 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Why isn't there a legal union?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797200)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested

It's the ABA.

Unfortunately, legally it's very difficult to throttle the likes of Cooley, because they do meet the letter of the basic ABA guidelines.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797204)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:54 PM
Author: galvanic pit yarmulke

i wouldn't want a union because they'd corrupt the whole process. if there was one, i never would have gotten biglaw because i didn't know anyone. fuck unions, they can suck my asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797247)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:34 PM
Author: galvanic pit yarmulke

you're an idiot, but maybe you can sue your TTT for fraud if they misrepresented their salary information. if there was no fraud, then this is really your own fault. you chose to take on this debt to attend your TTT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797164)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:36 PM
Author: Thriller plum jewess marketing idea

i thought people on this web-site were sposed to be smart

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797174)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:41 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

I'm waiting to see how the cooking school suit goes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797197)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:52 PM
Author: galvanic pit yarmulke

i've heard they've already won some of those suits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797238)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:45 PM
Author: swashbuckling immigrant national

o hi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797210)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:47 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

lol. Sorry to steal your shtick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797220)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:48 PM
Author: Purple curious plaza

cum work for gross old man?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797225)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:50 PM
Author: rose shrine patrolman

it's you dude. my retarded step-cousin was median at a t2 like that and landed market LA. he has friends who did the same thing in NY and Chi. granted they are fairly personable, and hustled a lot (good externships and shit) but median grades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797232)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:51 PM
Author: galvanic pit yarmulke

hi evil dean of loyola!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797235)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:54 PM
Author: rose shrine patrolman

is loyola really a t2? don't get me wrong. i think the entire third tier needs to be wiped off the planet. literally. that said, a smart hustler at a tier-2 can land a market job with median grades. period. and dont' get me wrong, i recognize that half the shitbags on law review at those schools can't get a job.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797249)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:56 PM
Author: galvanic pit yarmulke

loyola la is T2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797251)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:58 PM
Author: rose shrine patrolman

hrm. well, it's a shithole. regardless i guarantee there are one or two kids there with median grades and market jobs. i won't guarantee they aren't nontrads though.

seriously, grades are critical for normal OCI, but there are kids who get around it. i know of THREE personally. the odds demand that there are obviously plenty more if that's the case.

again, i also acknowledge that the average law student doesn't have the "skills" to pull it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797261)





Date: May 17th, 2008 7:02 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Your guarantee isn't worth anything.

The numbers don't lie. http://www.law.com/pdf/nlj/regional_CA.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797278)





Date: May 17th, 2008 7:04 PM
Author: rose shrine patrolman

read my post below you stupid fuck. i'm not arguing there are more than three kids in your school who can even tie their shoes. this isn't a numbers argument. my point is that if you weren't a fucking tard you'd prob be at a better school, but even if not, if you weren't a fucking tard like most of your classmates you could still make something of yourself despite your school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797288)





Date: May 17th, 2008 7:08 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Here come the losers playing out successful pwner guy fantasy. Just stop. You embarrass us and yourself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797305)





Date: May 17th, 2008 7:08 PM
Author: amethyst racy sweet tailpipe

By "skills" you mean being really hot, sucking dick, and taking it up the ass. Really.

These aren't average-looking straight white males you're talking about here. For a normal white dood to get biglaw out of Loyola LA, you better be well within the top 10% AND have a great personality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797307)





Date: May 17th, 2008 7:25 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

I wonder if there is such a thing as a great personality. Really, who do you know IRL who has "a great personality?" Have you ever given someone something because of their "great personality?"

As long as you're not a total asshole I don't think your personality matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797355)





Date: May 17th, 2008 7:58 PM
Author: rose shrine patrolman

...and you're the expert in unemployment here. (you're constructively unemployed as far as I'm concerned).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797479)





Date: May 17th, 2008 8:21 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

I asked a question about IRL, so you'll have to respond with your IRL loser persona, and not your xo successful pwn guy persona.

Or better yet, perhaps you can just leave this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797577)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:58 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Actually, only 5% of Loyola gets NLJ 250 http://www.law.com/pdf/nlj/regional_CA.pdf



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797260)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:53 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

That's preposterous, but I'll ignore it as you have a reputation for being cliche flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797242)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:56 PM
Author: rose shrine patrolman

i'm telling the truth. i'll swear on anything.

may I be outted if i am lying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797254)





Date: May 17th, 2008 7:00 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Only 5% of Loyola (not even 10% like Dozo) get NLJ 250. http://www.law.com/pdf/nlj/regional_CA.pdf



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797267)





Date: May 17th, 2008 7:03 PM
Author: rose shrine patrolman

LISTEN YOU FUCKING RETARD. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK I'M SAYING.

THERE ARE PROBABLY ONLY THREE KIDS IN YOUR ENTIRE PIECE OF SHIT LAW SCHOOL WHO ARE SMART/PERSONABLE ENOUGH TO HUSTLE THAT WELL. MY POINT, HOWEVER, IS THAT YOU CAN'T BLAME YOUR SCHOOL. 95% THE APPLICANTS, LIKE YOU, ARE FUCKING RETARDS. WTF DO YOU EXPECT THEM TO DO WITH YOU?

YOU DON'T GET WHY WE THINK SCHOOLS LIKE YOURS SHOULD BE SHUT DOWN. MOST OF THE KIDS, INCLUDING THE HIGH GRADERS, ARE FUNCTIONALLY RETARDED. THAT SAID, A SMART KID WITH THAT EDUCATION COULD MAKE SOMETHING OF HIMSELF. YOU DON'T QUALIFY. HTFH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797283)





Date: May 17th, 2008 7:04 PM
Author: galvanic pit yarmulke

a smart person wouldn't have that education. they never would have taken the T2 risk in the first place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797290)





Date: May 17th, 2008 7:06 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Maybe a URM. You're Mexican IIRC? I know of some undeserving latino URMs (top 30%) who got good gigs, but that's neither here nor there for most people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797298)





Date: May 17th, 2008 8:37 PM
Author: rose shrine patrolman

no, actually all three examples are white hetero average looking guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797657)





Date: May 17th, 2008 8:42 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Dood, I really don't feel like humoring your successful pwn guy xo persona. Do you mind leaving the thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797686)





Date: May 17th, 2008 8:46 PM
Author: rose shrine patrolman

several months ago i did a thread on this subject - losers from TTTs who blame their TTTs for their plight. we all think ttt's should be shut down, but to be clear, dumb fucks like you are half the problem. do your research first. let's be honest, you've never been *that* smart or you wouldn't have ended up there. what made you think you were qualified to pursue a career in law?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797711)





Date: May 17th, 2008 8:50 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Dood go play your successful pwn guy fantasy with someone who wants to humor you. I'm not reading your posts anymore. Go away.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797737)





Date: May 17th, 2008 6:56 PM
Author: galvanic pit yarmulke

SUE YOUR TTT FOR FRAUD!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797255)





Date: May 17th, 2008 7:17 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested

Seriously, d00d, describe your decision-making process in detail pls. You know, before you paid all that money to Cardozo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797333)





Date: May 17th, 2008 7:21 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

There's a line of people trying to get into a cardozo'ish school. Their acceptance rate is only like 20%.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797344)





Date: May 17th, 2008 8:22 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested

So how excited were you? How much faith did you put in the salary statistics? Did you just assume that everything would work out fine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797583)





Date: May 17th, 2008 8:24 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Not "I'm going to Harvard" excited, but still pretty excited. I was excited throughout 1L.

Of course I believed them. Maybe they were inflated by 5-10%, but I expected to make something in that range.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797590)





Date: May 17th, 2008 8:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested

How was your class 1L year? Did they undergo a similar transition, and were a handful of them xoxo smart from the get-go?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797599)





Date: May 17th, 2008 8:49 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

Actually, you ask an excellent question.

Overall, 1L was awesome. Everyone was excited about being a bigtime lawyer. In a way, we sort of felt guilty that we had been given such great opportunity while so many "average people" struggled.

As far as how things progressed, there were two groups.

One group was like me. Slowly, starting with winter 2L and continuing until late 3L, we realized how bad we've been fucked and became bitter about the whole experience. Our conversations went from "we're so excited" to "this school is a fucking joke."

Then the other group. They were in the professors' office every day doing problems with them, to get hints on how to answer the exam. At first I thought they were total douchebags. They had that personality. You know, that "trip your fellow man" weasily personality? I felt they were doomed for life because they weren't team players. Almost all of them transferred. The ones who didn't got decent jobs at OCI. They're still weasily assholes. You can't stand to talk to them for more than a minute. Their personality never really changed. Shitty and miserly at the start. Shitty and miserly at the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797730)





Date: May 17th, 2008 9:33 PM
Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested

Wow, and no in-between?

I'm a little afraid that, my personality at least, will be like the latter group. G'luck is all I can say, d00d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797892)





Date: June 1st, 2008 11:16 AM
Author: Trip blathering half-breed useless brakes

The people in the second group understood the fact that you were all competing with one another. It sounds like they were being gunners, but did not do anything below-the-belt such as cheating on exams or disseminating false information.

There's that old joke about two campers being awakened by a marauding bear. One camper puts on his shoes and the other one says, "Why are you putting on your shoes? You can't outrun the bear!" To which the first camper says, "I don't have to outrun the bear!"

The competitive guys were on the ball, and you were not. I'm sure they don't care that everyone else thought they were shitty and miserly—they're laughing all the way to the bank.

Lesson: Life's tough, and sometimes only the shitty and miserly survive. Take this lesson and run with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9848204)





Date: June 1st, 2008 12:19 PM
Author: Lemon odious background story

This is the problem with hiring TTT grads in biglaw. You're hiring desperate cut-throat people who others will not enjoy interacting with. I'd much rather have a median student out of Penn than a top 2% out of Brooklyn.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9848277)





Date: May 17th, 2008 8:46 PM
Author: greedy new version regret

you should have gone to iu law. vault ranked it 14th in the country for career placement and i'm sure they would have given you money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797716)





Date: May 31st, 2008 12:37 AM
Author: Nubile Hall Lettuce

lolz!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9844491)





Date: May 18th, 2008 8:58 PM
Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth

I still feel shitty. Everything seems bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9800793)





Date: May 31st, 2008 1:40 AM
Author: razzmatazz locale

Listen, if you were stuck with the options you have *right now* you would be in a truly shitty situation. But you're not.

What you can do is work the legal jobs you can get now, build your experience, and in a couple years (or much less, actually) transfer to some other firm that will pay you better.

If you stick with it, you could end up just as well off as any other JD out there.

It won't necessarily be easy, but you're not as fucked as you may think.

I just hope your loans don't have too high an interest rate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9844631)





Date: June 1st, 2008 3:50 PM
Author: Pungent Locus Rigpig

TITCR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9848949)





Date: May 31st, 2008 1:45 AM
Author: Shivering Snowy Parlor Deer Antler

to give you hope:

http://www.glenlerner.com

drives a Rolls Royce, lives in a $20 mil. house, has a second $3.5 mil. house in Phoenix. you might be able to do well too (but remember, you'll never be THE Heavy Hitter).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9844644)





Date: June 1st, 2008 8:54 AM
Author: aromatic soggy point

I don't know if OP is a flame or not but I am a practicing atty here in NYC who unfortunately isn't making out all that much $$ wise (in my practice area, if you get to $80K you are doing pretty well). The debt really is the problem, and unfortunately that die has already been cast so now you should focus your efforts on living within your means and finding a 2nd part time job. Most lawyers have them, even as they climb the salary ladder (my 2nd PT job is doing RE closings which net anywhere from $150 to $450/month as an IC). Don't feel bad about your $18/hr job either, my first attorney job back in 2002 paid a pathetic $37K/yr and given that NYC was devastated by 9/11, it was the best job offer I got. :(

Hang in there and welcome to the legal profession, I guess.

:(



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9848074)





Date: June 1st, 2008 6:04 PM
Author: maize partner

you sound like an amazing idiot. how bad were your grades?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9849333)





Date: June 1st, 2008 6:12 PM
Author: light learning disabled dingle berry

Didn't a ton of good employees just get laid off at Bear Stearns and Lehman??? What's up with assuming no job = bad performance??? Did Bear Stearns almost file for chapter 13 because an individual employee fucked up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9849345)





Date: June 1st, 2008 6:13 PM
Author: maize partner

only idiots got laid off by those shit holes. the smart doods jumped ship long ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9849352)





Date: June 1st, 2008 7:57 PM
Author: aromatic soggy point

Bottom 1/3rd at BLS however the market stunk and I was lucky to get the job offer right after I sat for the bar exam at the end of July (I started working the last week of August). Was there for 3 years and the starting salary was 37K. Of course now I am making more $$ and hopefully depending on the lateral job interviews I am going on, I will be in the 75-90K range..we shall see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9849791)