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Date: May 17th, 2008 1:51 PM Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
You know that psychological thing, where someone going through shit doesn't get angry about it until it's over?
Well I understand it.
I just graduated from a $40,000 T2 law school. I am so fucked it's unbelievable. Crappy job, wasted three years and in a pile of debt.
I'm literally fuming with anger. It's to the point where I can barely function.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796298) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 2:01 PM Author: amber provocative cruise ship
What's your total student loan level?
You actually have a job, so you are actually pretty well off compared to others in your shoes
How did you do grades wise
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796331) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 2:03 PM Author: amber provocative cruise ship
That sucks that top 20 percent only gets you that kind of a job. Hopefully your story again reinforces how risky it is going to those type of schools.
But again, at least you have a job. A lot of TTTers don't even have jobs
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796335) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 2:07 PM Author: amber provocative cruise ship
Dude, it's a legal job. You should read some of the stories on boards like Jdunderground. Those fuckers can't even get jobs AFTER passing the Bar.
You at least are top 20 percent at a T2. A lot of those fucks are TTTTers with shit grades.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796343) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 3:57 PM Author: Angry At-the-ready Main People Bawdyhouse
but after he passes the bar he has a real chance of success. things may be hard hard at first but then the SKY is the limit.
The worst that could happen would be that you are an assistant city attorney, working 40 hours a week, with lots of vacation time and great benefits, and virtual job tenure.
Paralegal has a low ceiling. His school is not TTT. It is LOW 70s on USNWR. Not all schools follow Loyola's pattern. There are some decent regional schools that are well respected in their area. I do not know if Pitt is one or not.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796672) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 2:19 PM Author: violent chest-beating stage
What?
I meant, why did you go to law school in the first place?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796393) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 2:06 PM Author: Self-centered effete university
DId you go to your graduation?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796342) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 2:09 PM Author: mewling obsidian indirect expression house
Annual base salaries for officers hired during
January 2006 or after:
Police Academy (first six months): $25,100 (Annualized)
Upon completion of six months: $32,700
Upon completion of 1 ½ years: $34,000
Upon completion of 2 ½ years: $38,000
Upon completion of 3 ½ years: $41,500
Upon completion of 4 ½ years: $44,100
Upon completion of 5 ½ years: $59,588
* These salaries do not include overtime earnings, night-shift differential, holiday pay and uniform allowance.
When including base salary, average overtime and night shift differential, holiday pay, and uniform allowance, a Police Officer earns over $35,000, on average, in the first year; $45,000, on average, in the second year; $77,000, on average, after 6 years
CAREER OPPORTUNITIES
The NYPD administers promotional exams for each rank above police officer every two-three years.
IT’S A GREAT PLACE TO ADVANCE….
* 1 in 6 uniformed members of the NYPD are Detectives. A Detective’s (3rd Grade) average earning is
$100,000* (Promotion to Detective is not based on a promotional exam, it’s based on merit)
* 1 in 7 uniformed members of the NYPD are Sergeants. A Sergeant’s average earning is $100,000*
* 1 in 20 uniformed members of the NYPD are Lieutenants. A Lieutenant’s average earning is $122,000*
*These salaries include base salary, average overtime and night shift differential, holiday pay, and uniform allowance. The above ranks do enjoy the same additional benefits described above.
RETIREMENT BENEFITS
After 20 years of service, a retired Police Officer will receive:
* Estimated earnings of $50,783 per year, comprised of 50 % of salary, longevity, night shift differential, overtime and an annual $12,000 payment from a Variable Supplement Fund.
- A retired Police Officer could receive approximately $1.9 million when retired assuming a life expectancy of 80 years. This figure is based on the age of appointment of 22 and the age of retirement of 42.
- The dollar amount of $1.9 million is estimated on 2005 salaries and is not adjusted for inflation or for future raises.
- This dollar amount will be higher for uniformed members that retire above the rank of Police Officer.
* Full health benefits
* Annuity Fund and Deferred Compensation Plan, 401K and I.R.A.
— The amount of total compensation from these funds depends on the market value of the portfolio that the officer has chosen while active and varies depending on the amount voluntarily contributed by the individual officer.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796348)
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Date: May 17th, 2008 2:12 PM Author: mewling obsidian indirect expression house
the point is dumbs shouldn't go to college
being a police officer/electrician/whateverthefuck is a much better idea
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796357) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 2:14 PM Author: boyish selfie
I'm rollin through your hood and now my heart is filled with anger
You at your sister's house now your sister's life's in danger
I see your picture in my head and my hand shake
You can run, you can hide, but there's no escape
grrrrrrrrrrr anger erupting must eat some village peasants
*pounces*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796372) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 2:17 PM Author: Cracking liquid oxygen
T2s should face the same wrath as give tier three and four.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796382)
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Date: May 17th, 2008 2:17 PM Author: Turquoise roommate
senseofentitlementpwnd
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796384) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 6:40 PM Author: galvanic pit yarmulke
lulz, you demand a refund AFTER receiving 3 years of their services.
prove you're a good lawyer by suing your school for fraud and winning.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797193) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 2:30 PM Author: amber provocative cruise ship
Look into Gov't jobs at all? Either local or federal?
See: Harsh Times starring Christian Bale
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796418) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 4:17 PM Author: maize partner
"A solid NY 7-8 LA 6"
as i said, ugly.
gov't is almost always hiring lawyers. you are one of these: an idiot, a flamer, a combo of the two
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796731) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 4:45 PM Author: magical address mediation
let's see: 1. You hang out with ugly girls, 2. You have no future, 3. You have 150k of debt.
I'd say you did a pretty good job of pwning yourself. I'm just here to drive that point home you epic failure. You probably have a TTT social life to match your TTT career. PWNED
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796809) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 2:33 PM Author: Adventurous Boiling Water
This is flame. Top 20% at the 3 schools you mentioned would at the very least get you a midlaw job. It most likely would also give you a shot at Big Law.
So, either you are a liar or a fucking asshole and your interviewers picked up on this.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796425) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 2:35 PM Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
Bullshit. Look here:
http://www.law.com/img/nlj/charts/composite.pdf
The top 20% thing is a lie. Even top 10% aren't guaranteed a job, just interviews.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796428) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 2:53 PM Author: filthy indian lodge party of the first part
Dude, I have no idea. having transferred, i had a stellar record and got callbacks everywhere, save 1 firm. that's why so many students hate transfers--we have a strong, proven record and a new, name-brand school. low risk.
you'll be fine, though. i had plenty of friends with similar numbers that did just fine. cast the net wide, and knock them dead during interviews. maybe consider other markets outside of new york at larger firms where it would be easy to get back into NYC if you choose. i had one friend who went to Latham in Newark for a summer, then took their offer in NYC.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796467) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 2:57 PM Author: Beady-eyed copper sound barrier alpha
I dont care about being in new york.
I'm going to be a 3L, no SA this summer. I'm not even going to bid firms like latham. I'd like people to help me pick out the least selective firms on that list
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796475)
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Date: May 17th, 2008 3:09 PM Author: filthy indian lodge party of the first part
Eliminate anything in DC. market's tiny so it's very competitive. list below is probably a good start. i know zero about most of these firms. i just eliminated many of the top tier practices i'm familiar with, because that's what i researched and thankfully landed.
send a bunch of resumes out, too. i know someone who landed at gibson dc that way. another at paul weiss NYC.
Beveridge & Diamond, P.C. (San Francisco, CA)
Beveridge & Diamond, P.C. (Washington, DC)
Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP (Albany, NY)
Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP (Armonk, NY)
Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP (Corporate Department, NYC)
Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP (Ft. Lauderdale, FL)
Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP (Hanover, NH)
Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP (Hollywood, FL)
Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP (Miami, FL)
Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP (New York, NY)
Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP (Oakland, CA)
Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP (Orlando, FL)
Boies, Schiller & Flexner LLP (Washington, DC)
Cahill Gordon & Reindel LLP (New York, NY)
Cooley Godward LLP (New York, NY)
Cooley Godward LLP (Palo Alto, CA)
Curtis, Mallet-Prevost, Colt & Mosle LLP (New York, NY)
Darby & Darby (New York, NY)
Dechert LLP (Austin, TX)
Dechert LLP (Boston, MA)
Dechert LLP (London, UNITED KINGDOM)
Dechert LLP (New York, NY)
Dechert LLP (Philadelphia, PA)
Dechert LLP (Silicon Valley, CA)
Dechert LLP (Washington, DC)
Deloitte (New York)
DLA Piper Singapore Pte Ltd
Ernst & Young (New York, NY)
Faegre & Benson LLP (Boulder, CO)
Faegre & Benson LLP (Denver, CO)
Faegre & Benson LLP (Des Moines, IA)
Faegre & Benson LLP (Minneapolis, MN)
Federal Reserve Board (Washington, DC)
Fenwick & West LLP (Mountain View, CA)
Fitzpatrick, Cella, Harper & Scinto (New York, NY)
Foley & Lardner LLP (New York, NY)
Foley Hoag LLP (Boston, MA)
Frommer, Lawrence & Haug, L.L.P. (New York, NY)
Gide Loyrette Nouel (New York, NY)
Goodwin Procter LLP (Washington, DC)
Goodwin Procter LLP - IP Department (New York, NY)
Goulston & Storrs, P.C. (Boston, MA)
Greenbaum, Rowe, Smith & Davis LLP (Iselin, NJ)
Gunderson Dettmer Stough Villeneuve Franklin & Hachigian, LLP (Menlo Park, CA)
Hodgson Russ LLP (Buffalo, NY)
Howard Rice Nemerovski Canady Falk & Rabkin, PC (San Francisco, CA)
Ivins, Phillips & Barker (Washington, DC)
Kasowitz, Benson, Torres & Friedman LLP (New York, NY)
Knobbe, Martens, Olson & Bear, LLP (Irvine, CA)
Kostelanetz & Fink LLP (New York, New York)
Littler Mendelson, P.C. (San Francisco, CA)
Loeb & Loeb LLP (New York, NY)
Lowenstein Sandler PC (Roseland, NJ)
McKee Nelson LLP (New York, NY)
McKinsey & Company, Inc. (New York, NY)
Morgan, Lewis & Bockius LLP (New York, NY)
Morvillo, Abramowitz, Grand, Iason, Anello & Bohrer, PC (New York, NY)
Norton Rose (London UNITED KINGDOM)
Orrick, Herrington & Sutcliffe LLP (New York, NY)
Perkins Coie LLP (Menlo Park, CA)
Perkins Coie LLP (Phoenix, AZ)
Roberts & Holland LLP (New York, NY)
Satterlee Stephens Burke & Burke LLP (New York, NY)
Shartsis Friese LLP (San Francisco, CA)
Shipman & Goodwin LLP (Hartford, CT)
Sills Cummis Epstein & Gross P.C. (Newark, NJ)
Steptoe & Johnson LLP (Washington, DC)
Sutherland Asbill & Brennan LLP (New York, NY)
Thompson Hine LLP (Cleveland, OH)
U.S. Department of State, Office of the Legal Adviser (Washington, DC)
U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (Washington, DC)
Wiggin and Dana LLP (New Haven, CT)
Wilson Sonsini Goodrich & Rosati (New York, NY)
Wilson Sonsini Goodrich & Rosati (Palo Alto, CA)
Woodcock Washburn LLP (Philadelphia, PA)
Young Conaway Stargatt & Taylor, LLP (Wilmington, DE)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796511) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 3:15 PM Author: Beady-eyed copper sound barrier alpha
boies schiller requires top 25% or something at nyu
thanks though
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796538) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 3:30 PM Author: filthy indian lodge party of the first part
like i said, i eliminated top-tier shops i'm familiar with, because that's what i'd researched and landed, and they'd be stretches for nyu 2.9. i edited the list quickly, so i'm sure i missed things along the way (like boies). i only interviewed in NYC & DC and know little about many of the firms i left on.
i still think it's a good idea to paper the market with resumes. lots of branch outfits of top firms in "less desirable" areas that would be happy to bring in an NYU grad. like my latham friend in newark. my understanding, based on a handful of anecdotes, is transferring from one shop to another under the same banner's not too tough.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796587) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 4:29 PM Author: Adventurous Boiling Water
According to that POS chart, only top 1/3 at Yale get Big Law.
Again, top 20% at the 3 schools you mentioned all have a very good shot at big law and have midlaw in NYC (Cardozo & Brooklyn) 100-125K.
So you making $18 an hour being top 20% is bullshit.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796776)
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Date: May 17th, 2008 4:34 PM Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
Let me explain that for you. The other 2/3 of Yale got clerkships.
You can argue all you want but I'm telling you it's not true. I know the people at my school. Top 20% is a lie. You need top 10% just for interviews. I don't know what else to tell you.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796788)
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Date: May 17th, 2008 2:40 PM Author: amber provocative cruise ship
How did you do after 1L? Did you think of transferring at all?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796441) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 2:42 PM Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
I didn't know it would be this bad after 1L.
Also, I heard you need top 10%ish to transfer so I didn't even try.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796445) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 2:45 PM Author: amber provocative cruise ship
Top 10 for t14 no?
You might have been able to swing a T15-20 though?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796454) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 2:47 PM Author: Blue library
lol @ your life
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796458) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 3:45 PM Author: Dun hominid dilemma
wow, i made more than 18 an hr last summer as a ug junior.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796638) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 3:51 PM Author: Azure giraffe forum
I don't know dude, sounds like you'll be alright. You went to a bad school, but there are far worse. You had good grades, you found a legal job. Sure it pays shit, but its your starting salary. As you get more experience your earning potential will increase respectively and you'll be fine. Relax. Things could have been a lot worse.
Why not work in government? Sounds like you have the credentials to get such a gig and with the new IBR program your debt will be written off in 10 years. Until then you only pay 15% of your discretionary income.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796655) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 4:30 PM Author: maize partner
he's a mayor with no control over county spending (mayor = city fagot)
all you need is a bar card and you usually get hired the same day of your interview (assuming you can interview slightly above the skill level of a monkey)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796780) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 4:17 PM Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
Yup. I specifically know someone trying to get one of those. She has a great resume and training, but no luck.
Not to say something racist, but my URM friends have a pretty good in to those positions.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796728) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 3:53 PM Author: Comical lilac garrison
leave the law and join me in the wonderful world of finance. Honest to god you will do better with a TTT JD working in finance than you ever will in law. I spent 10 months after graduation looking for legal work and it was HELL.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796658) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 4:13 PM Author: fragrant grizzly abode reading party
Do you think the law degree helped? Also, did it help enough to make it worth the three years plus costs? Tyia
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796720)
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Date: May 17th, 2008 4:01 PM Author: magical address mediation
PWNED moron
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796681) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 4:02 PM Author: Khaki histrionic gunner
holy fuck
after reading this thread, I think i'd elect to become a garbageman over going to Cardozo
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796683) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 4:24 PM Author: Frozen Space
This really cheered me up. I'm a double ivy with 50k in debt. Out of college I got a 70k job. You really fucked yourself. Why didn't anyone care enough to tell you not to do this? You should have gone to a TTT for free! You'd be getting the same job and you wouldn't have had the pressure to get a job.
But don't worry - it'll work out. Just get some practical trial experience and then lateral from the DA's office to a real firm.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796756) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 4:34 PM Author: maize partner
"I'm a double ivy with 50k in debt."
lol. like you have room to talk. anybody with that much debt is a complete fool. you will fail at life and ultimately hang yourself.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796789) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 4:29 PM Author: tripping buck-toothed nibblets range
*cowers in fear of retard strength*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796779) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 4:37 PM Author: Kink-friendly boltzmann
This thread contains awful misinformation. Top 20% at all three schools will get you interviews at Midlaw, at a minimum. At least at Cardozo, top 20% will get you multiple interviews at Biglaw. If OP isn't flame, readers should know that op's experience is not typical for those schools.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796794) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 4:45 PM Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
I'm sorry but the data, my experiences and my friends' experiences just don't match your claims. Again, http://www.law.com/pdf/nlj/regional_NY.pdf And that's for the entire AM250.
You should know that when a school claims top 20% get big/mid law, that it's really less than that. You should be expecting them to fib a little,
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796810) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 4:41 PM Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
The actual data shows that only 10% of 'Dozo got AM250. http://www.law.com/pdf/nlj/regional_NY.pdf
The top 20% thing is just a lie. Schools stretch their actual results, but only so far that they can get away with it. If it's really top 10% they say top 20%.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796804) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 4:51 PM Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
All we know is that only 10% got AM250 (which isn't necessarily even biglaw.) You can claim that all the clerkship ppl (like 4%) and all the govt people could also have gotten biglaw, but you're clearly speculating.
Why are you so reactionary re: OP? Rising 2L at 'Dozo?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796821) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 4:56 PM Author: Comical lilac garrison
contract work actually results in you making more than 80k a year.
Most people are actually starting at 50-60k.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796831) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 5:13 PM Author: Kink-friendly boltzmann
My god. There are very few firms paying $80k. There are also very few people in the top 20%. Even if I'm wrong, doesnt this data seem a bit out of date to you? The top peaks of $135 and 145 are clearly not accurate anymore.
Anyway, I'm done posting. I'm sorry things didn't work out; although hopefully with your grades, something will turn up.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796877) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 5:12 PM Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
Look at the chart again. Dozo/Brooklyn have the same placement as fucking Temple. Temple charges 15k/yr tuition in-state, while Dozo/Brooklyn charge 40k, plus NYC living expenses.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796875)
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Date: May 17th, 2008 4:54 PM Author: Comical lilac garrison
this is complete crap. Most of the clerkships are state clerkships are not particulary competitive. Every year NY has dozens of clerkships spots that it cant even fill because they suck. Cardozo people fill these crap clerkship spots in droves anyway. 2nd department appellate division was looking for people during my admission ceremony! Nobody wants to work low level appeals of no-fault shit brought by the Israel & Israels of the world in Brooklyn.
You are completely unemployeable after doing one of these low level state clerkships anyway. Toilet firms see it as a wasted year that you should have spent actually litigating things in court and not drafting Orders to Show Cause like a paralegal.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796827) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 4:49 PM Author: Comical lilac garrison
what you are saying is basically BS. As that NALP study revealed "midlaw" does not really exist. There is biglaw and there there is everything else. What you call midlaw is composed of a relatively small number of boutique firms who specialize in a select few areas of law like IP.
Most smallish firms are generalists, they will take whatever case comes through the door and if they find they cant handle it they have a network of lawyers to which they will refer it out. These firms have zero incentive to really differentiate themselves from all the other firms because differentiation is almost impossible to achieve in this profession so they dont try to specialize and they certainly have zero incentive to pay their people more than the other toilet firms so it is a race to the bottom for the most part.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796817) |
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Date: June 1st, 2008 6:06 PM Author: Massive trailer park tank Subject: Uh, seriously?
Corporations are mad at lawyer salaries because of the RATES firms charge them. As long as partners want to maximize profitability, those rates aren't changing. Partners could slash rates and employ lawyers from lesser schools for less money, but then corporations -- who have to answer to stockholders, etc, etc -- would be unwilling to trust these firms with important matters.
With regard to fees, which do you think is a stronger argument: I am charging you thousands of dollars but we've got a Harvard grad working on it, or we're charging you thousands of dollars and we've got a 'Dozo grad working on it?
Corporate leaders, like law firms, are often risk averse. An officer wont lose his job if he hires the Harvard grad and things go badly. He'll say that he hired the best. However, if he hires the low cost leader he may have a hard time answering to shareholders and superiors if shit hits the fan.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9849335)
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Date: May 17th, 2008 5:25 PM Author: Comical lilac garrison
lol, you are so wrong its funny so let me enlighten you.
The clients of biglaw are primarily publicly traded companies. The executives of these firms have a fiduciary duty to act in the best interest of the corporation. They insist on having only T14 grads and Vault100 firms do their legal work because anything else opens them up to a charge of breach of fiduciary duty. Money is no option for them since it is the corporations money, they dont care much about the size of the legal bill, but they do care about covering their own ass over any charge they they didnt fulfill their fiduciary duty of care. In fact, the larger their legal bill the more it looks like they did their HW. This is why biglaw firms can get away with charging so much more than all other firms. Shareholders are largely clueless about how they are being ripped off.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796931) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 5:37 PM Author: maize partner
i see why you got shit grades in LS.
"The executives of these firms have a fiduciary duty to act in the best interest of the corporation"
this is laughable gibberish. i don't think you understand that the fiduciary standard is met simply by hiring COMPETENT lawyers. there's no need to hire SUPERSTARS. there are other reasons for doing that.
"They insist on having only T14 grads and Vault100 firms do their legal work because anything else opens them up to a charge of breach of fiduciary duty."
LOL! that's right. the T14 lawyers have the secret knowledge not given to the guys who attended places like ucla, usc and vandy. please fucking kill yourself.
"Money is no option (you mean object, right?) for them since it is the corporations money"
this is wrong. corporations are notoriously cheap, and managers are routinely rewarded for saving cash.
"Shareholders are largely clueless about how they are being ripped off"
lol! major shareholders know exactly what's going on with their investments, and would NOT pay big firms big money, unless there were substantial benefits in doing so. you really need to rid yourself of the idea that an investor has the mind of a 10 year old.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796979)
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Date: May 17th, 2008 5:45 PM Author: Comical lilac garrison
I did some doc review so I know how the bigfirms are ripping off their clients. I know about the associates who come down to have conference calls about our doc review with the clients accountant for 2 hours where they talk about NOTHING. I know about the paralegals who make 20 copies of things when the client only needs 3 but then they bill the client for all 20. They then go about losing 17 of the 20 copies and make them again!
I know about the doc reviewers who go missing for half the day and everyone knows about it but nobody care because the firm still bills for their hours.
Biglaw is ridiculously wasteful and the clients dont care because it is all about ass covering. Legal expenses are different from all other expenses because lawyers cover the ass of the executives.
They hire superstars because thats the surest way they can be sure no one will challenge their definition of "competence."
They bitch about the 160k starting salaries but no Fortune 500 has left Skadden for WEMED yet and they wont even though WEMED is actually full of biglaw refugees. Why? Because the size of the bill is part of how they meausure competence.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797001) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 6:05 PM Author: maize partner
"I did some doc review so I know how the big firms are ripping off their clients. I know about the associates who come down to have conference calls about our doc review with the clients accountant for 2 hours where they talk about NOTHING. I know about the paralegals who make 20 copies of things when the client only needs 3 but then they bill the client for all 20. They then go about losing 17 of the 20 copies and make them again!
I know about the doc reviewers who go missing for half the day and everyone knows about it but nobody care because the firm still bills for their hours."
of course there will be minor scams here and there. but you can't get by with that on a grand scale. remember that corporations have inside attorneys who know when the billing bullshit passes a certain acceptance. we're not talking about some dumb 20 yr old girl dealing with an auto mechanic for the 1st time.
"Biglaw is ridiculously wasteful and the clients don't care because it is all about ass covering. Legal expenses are different from all other expenses because lawyers cover the ass of the executives."
they definitely care about waste. in most cases, it's just not significant enough to call bullshit. we're talking about corporation making hundreds of millions of dollars (if not billions) every year. who the fuck is going to cry about overcharges of a few grand here and there?
also, keep in mind that more and more legal work is being outsourced to sand nigs who work for about 1/3 of what a US lawyer charges.
"They hire superstars because thats the surest way they can be sure no one will challenge their definition of 'competence.'
no. they hire them because they are extreme nerds who willing work 14 hr days and are very conscientious. but, as i mention above, corps are starting to wonder about the need for such high-priced talent, when sand nigs can perform almost as well for a lot less money.
"They bitch about the 160k starting salaries but no Fortune 500 has left Skadden for WEMED yet and they wont even though WEMED is actually full of biglaw refugees. Why? Because the size of the bill is part of how they measure competence."
some places are slow to change. but change is def. happening. 10 yrs ago, you would've laughed at the idea of big companies using a law firm in india or panama. haven't you ever heard the saying that the only constant is change?
you have to wonder why anybody would use these places if the only way to meet a fiduciary duty was to hire firms that exclusively employ t14 grads.
http://www.thelawyer.com/cgi-bin/item.cgi?id=124045
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797081) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 6:13 PM Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
This will never take off imo.
With a falling US dollar (it should have 70% lopped off from its peak imo) and the cultural barriers, sending legal work to india is a bad move, especially since you could hire a T2 firm for less, and have more or less the same quality work.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797112) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 6:17 PM Author: maize partner
it's been going on for years. and i mistakenly said the sand nigs work for 1/3 of us lawyers. it's more like 1/10.
"Aug. 21 (Bloomberg) -- Bruce Masterson, chief operating officer of Socrates Media LLC, asked his outside counsel to customize a residential lease for all 50 U.S. states in 2003. The firm's estimate: about $400,000. He rejected that price tag and hired QuisLex, in Hyderabad, India, which did it for $45,000.
`It was good quality,' said Masterson, whose Chicago-based company publishes legal forms on the Internet. `We've been working together ever since.'
http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aBo8DnfekWZQ&refer=home
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797126)
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Date: May 17th, 2008 6:21 PM Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
it's easier to outsource numbers work to india, such as engineering or software.
much more difficult for law.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797134) |
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Date: June 1st, 2008 6:10 PM Author: Massive trailer park tank
My "guess" is that you're a retard. He's right. While a tier four lawyer may be every bit as good as a lawyer from Yale, perception is everything.
If things go badly, people are going to question why an unknown firm with lawyers from sub-par schools was working on important matters.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9849340) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 6:09 PM Author: maize partner
"When I was I temp I was doing some legal research and memo writing."
only shit. how were you able to meet the firm's fiduciary responsibility? i thought only t14 grads were capable of that.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797101)
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Date: May 17th, 2008 5:49 PM Author: maize partner
never seen that, but i have seen a few working out of a house. either one probably works OK, since you'd be serving the lowest common denominator.
in LA, there's one crim. def. guy who moonlights as a porn star. most of his clients think it's very cool.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797019) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 6:33 PM Author: maize partner
he attended the worst LS in CA
you can get in with an AA (2.0 gpa) and a 147 (or whatever the 31st percentile is these days)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797161) |
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Date: June 1st, 2008 6:16 PM Author: aqua mildly autistic trump supporter
im kinda doubtful about this--got any links/evidence?
Texas Bar publishes extensive stats every few years I can dig it up...
[I know this is 2 weeks late]
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9849359) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 4:53 PM Author: magical address mediation
will you enjoy your bar trip to the welfare office?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796824) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 4:55 PM Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
I would totally take FS, and buy bulk stuff with it. I'm no kidding poor, by any definition. Tons of debt. Limited income.
I really should look into whether I can get food stamps.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796830) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 5:39 PM Author: Exciting bearded national security agency corner
Is there any way you can get someone to help you consolidate by rolling it into a 15-30 year fixed? If you have a rich uncle or the rents have mostly paid off their mortgage, a 30-yr fixed is 6.08% with refinancing options later on if it dips. That would lower your interest rate by rolling one into the other and also by spreading it out over 30 years it becomes less soul-crushing.
EDIT: I believe a 30 yr-fixed at around 6% is 900 a month, which would be gay to have to pay for 30 years, but I think it's not the worst shape to be in. By year 20 into your career, plus factoring in time value of money, 900 a month will be shit anyway.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796986) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 5:48 PM Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
I already consolidated some. I'll do the rest after the grace period passes.
Even if it's just $900 a month, that can be a huge amount when you make about $2,700 a month.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797013) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 5:28 PM Author: maize partner
lol @ the assumption that a typical law grad can become a cop. do you have any idea what steet patrol involves? after a couple weeks, he'd want to shot himself in the mouth.
there's a reason the folks at wonderlic warn police agencies NOT to hire somebody who falls outside the normal iq range for this job (104-114).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796947) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 5:37 PM Author: Exciting bearded national security agency corner
No one said a typical law grad can become a cop. No shit you still have to go to police academy or some sort of police training, your JD isn't going to let you waltz in and get a cushy desk job. No shit it's hard, which is why it has great benefits and attrition is still high.
With that said, it's still a great career where the OP can retire in 20 years(like pharmD or Optometry/DDS), and at least is one where a JD from BLS wouldn't hurt.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796978)
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Date: May 17th, 2008 7:01 PM Author: Exciting bearded national security agency corner
Most people you meet are retarded. Yeah, it'd suck ass to have to go to some trailer park because some white trash hit his live-in wife/cousin/niece one too many times. Then again, I might get some major lulz out of it, I don't know. Depending on your personal disposition, it's not a terrible hand to be dealt.
Sure it's an excellent job for dumbs, you can start at around 19, work for 20 years, retire with pension/health care at 39 and do whatever the fuck you want, but as long as you don't apply to SE DC, or shit holes like that, it's not a terrible gig.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797274) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 5:25 PM Author: diverse sex offender
You'll learn more in your time of suffering that you would if you got everything you wanted. Consider your challenges a blessing in disguise. You'll struggle early on, but things will get better if you're patient and keep things in perspective.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9796928) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 5:48 PM Author: Canary theatre
You really can't blame anyone but yourself.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797012) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 5:51 PM Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
I blame the school's deceptive marketing and striking an unfair deal.
I'm not the one who charges a fortune and gives garbage in return.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797028) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 5:59 PM Author: vibrant goal in life
Dude, I'm no expert, but something about the consensus advice offered on this board doesn't add up.
Every other thread is about how you shouldn't even consider going to law school unless you get into Yale or Harvard or something. That can't be right, can it?
I know people who went to crappy schools in my state who do pretty well for themselves. And yet this board makes it sound like you will end up unemployed or cleaning toilets if you don't go to Harvard.
How can this be right?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797060) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 6:04 PM Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
lot of it is exaggeration, no doubt.
problem is that USNWR and Princeton Review paint a distorted picture, which results in people going into a typical T2 like Cardozo or Brooklyn and assuming that they will make the average starting salary stated on the website of 100k, so it's okay to pay 60k/yr in tuition and living expenses because the average grad makes 100k, enabling you to pay it off in 5 years.
Then at 3L, they realize that the 100k jobs don't exist, it's either 160k or 45k.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797074) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 6:13 PM Author: vibrant goal in life
Maybe the people I know were bright enough to have attended better schools but got scholarships to lesser schools or something. I don't know.
It's just that I've never heard of this idea of an epidemic of starving unemployable lawyers, outside of this board.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797114) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 6:16 PM Author: Exciting bearded national security agency corner
No one is starving, but no one is exactly bragging about 60k a year after 3 years of grad school either. It's a bit of hyperbole on this board, but much of what is talked about is credited.
If you want a job that is a lock for 40 hours a week and 6 figures, become a dentist or a pharmacist. I'd personally rimjob some chick before I'd count pills or examine teeth all day, but good jobs nonetheless if you can stomach them.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797122) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 6:19 PM Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
I wouldn't bank on those. Especially pharmacists, with Walmart getting into the game.
Law, like dentists and pharmacists, doctors, accountants, are a constructed regulatory guild.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797130) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 6:13 PM Author: Exciting bearded national security agency corner
It's prolly closer to the 10k portion if you go to a respected regional school. Having a law degree over not having one will always be a boon towards promotion, and in the long run it'll prolly pay off. (although who cares about reaching equilibrium at age 55). If you can parlay your job into something synergistic, maybe being a mortgage broker, obviously you'll make more than the 10k.
I still regret not going to UF for 4k tuition a year + low ass CoL.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797111) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 6:46 PM Author: maize partner
people end up in LS because nothing interests them.
also, you are most likely living in a fantasy world. i've yet to meet anybody who liked his job.
the happy doods are the ones employing others and taking most of what they bring in.
go to med. school.
work as a slave for a few yrs.
open up several offices (something cosmetic would be best. insurance companies are bastards)
enjoy the fruits of others labor
PROFIT
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797218) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 6:11 PM Author: amethyst racy sweet tailpipe
What doesn't add up is the supply and demand for lawyers.
Cleaning toilets is actually a better deal than TTT law if you want to live in a big city. In NY toilet cleaners are part of a powerful union and they all make in the mid to high teens per hour. Not a great wage but realize that they didn't have to pay for LS or UG. Hell, many are illegals.
I think if you want to be a divorce lawyer out in the middle of nowhere, you might be OK for a while, but that's kind of hiding in a corner from the supply/demand imbalance and hoping it doesn't come and find you.
Law is the worst dead-end job I know of.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797105) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 6:17 PM Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
Having a law degree is still better than having an MBA or any variety of administrative masters degrees that are out there.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797124)
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Date: May 17th, 2008 6:24 PM Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
Just thought of a deposition I recently attended, where the guy operating the camera got paid like $100/hour. How can I get that job?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797142) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 6:32 PM Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
either that or be a contractor, ie you provide your own equipment, sinking thousands into your camera and crew.
hollywood has lots of stage unions.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797160) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 6:44 PM Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
It's the ABA.
Unfortunately, legally it's very difficult to throttle the likes of Cooley, because they do meet the letter of the basic ABA guidelines.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797204) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 6:34 PM Author: galvanic pit yarmulke
you're an idiot, but maybe you can sue your TTT for fraud if they misrepresented their salary information. if there was no fraud, then this is really your own fault. you chose to take on this debt to attend your TTT.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797164) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 6:45 PM Author: swashbuckling immigrant national
o hi
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797210) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 6:48 PM Author: Purple curious plaza
cum work for gross old man?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797225) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 6:50 PM Author: rose shrine patrolman
it's you dude. my retarded step-cousin was median at a t2 like that and landed market LA. he has friends who did the same thing in NY and Chi. granted they are fairly personable, and hustled a lot (good externships and shit) but median grades.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797232) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 6:58 PM Author: rose shrine patrolman
hrm. well, it's a shithole. regardless i guarantee there are one or two kids there with median grades and market jobs. i won't guarantee they aren't nontrads though.
seriously, grades are critical for normal OCI, but there are kids who get around it. i know of THREE personally. the odds demand that there are obviously plenty more if that's the case.
again, i also acknowledge that the average law student doesn't have the "skills" to pull it off.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797261) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 7:02 PM Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
Your guarantee isn't worth anything.
The numbers don't lie. http://www.law.com/pdf/nlj/regional_CA.pdf
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797278) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 7:08 PM Author: amethyst racy sweet tailpipe
By "skills" you mean being really hot, sucking dick, and taking it up the ass. Really.
These aren't average-looking straight white males you're talking about here. For a normal white dood to get biglaw out of Loyola LA, you better be well within the top 10% AND have a great personality.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797307) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 7:25 PM Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
I wonder if there is such a thing as a great personality. Really, who do you know IRL who has "a great personality?" Have you ever given someone something because of their "great personality?"
As long as you're not a total asshole I don't think your personality matters.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797355) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 8:21 PM Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
I asked a question about IRL, so you'll have to respond with your IRL loser persona, and not your xo successful pwn guy persona.
Or better yet, perhaps you can just leave this thread?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797577) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 6:58 PM Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
Actually, only 5% of Loyola gets NLJ 250 http://www.law.com/pdf/nlj/regional_CA.pdf
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797260)
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Date: May 17th, 2008 6:56 PM Author: rose shrine patrolman
i'm telling the truth. i'll swear on anything.
may I be outted if i am lying.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797254) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 7:00 PM Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
Only 5% of Loyola (not even 10% like Dozo) get NLJ 250. http://www.law.com/pdf/nlj/regional_CA.pdf
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797267)
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Date: May 17th, 2008 7:03 PM Author: rose shrine patrolman
LISTEN YOU FUCKING RETARD. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK I'M SAYING.
THERE ARE PROBABLY ONLY THREE KIDS IN YOUR ENTIRE PIECE OF SHIT LAW SCHOOL WHO ARE SMART/PERSONABLE ENOUGH TO HUSTLE THAT WELL. MY POINT, HOWEVER, IS THAT YOU CAN'T BLAME YOUR SCHOOL. 95% THE APPLICANTS, LIKE YOU, ARE FUCKING RETARDS. WTF DO YOU EXPECT THEM TO DO WITH YOU?
YOU DON'T GET WHY WE THINK SCHOOLS LIKE YOURS SHOULD BE SHUT DOWN. MOST OF THE KIDS, INCLUDING THE HIGH GRADERS, ARE FUNCTIONALLY RETARDED. THAT SAID, A SMART KID WITH THAT EDUCATION COULD MAKE SOMETHING OF HIMSELF. YOU DON'T QUALIFY. HTFH
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797283) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 8:24 PM Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
Not "I'm going to Harvard" excited, but still pretty excited. I was excited throughout 1L.
Of course I believed them. Maybe they were inflated by 5-10%, but I expected to make something in that range.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797590) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 8:49 PM Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
Actually, you ask an excellent question.
Overall, 1L was awesome. Everyone was excited about being a bigtime lawyer. In a way, we sort of felt guilty that we had been given such great opportunity while so many "average people" struggled.
As far as how things progressed, there were two groups.
One group was like me. Slowly, starting with winter 2L and continuing until late 3L, we realized how bad we've been fucked and became bitter about the whole experience. Our conversations went from "we're so excited" to "this school is a fucking joke."
Then the other group. They were in the professors' office every day doing problems with them, to get hints on how to answer the exam. At first I thought they were total douchebags. They had that personality. You know, that "trip your fellow man" weasily personality? I felt they were doomed for life because they weren't team players. Almost all of them transferred. The ones who didn't got decent jobs at OCI. They're still weasily assholes. You can't stand to talk to them for more than a minute. Their personality never really changed. Shitty and miserly at the start. Shitty and miserly at the end.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797730) |
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Date: May 17th, 2008 9:33 PM Author: Hairraiser bonkers idea he suggested
Wow, and no in-between?
I'm a little afraid that, my personality at least, will be like the latter group. G'luck is all I can say, d00d.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797892) |
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Date: June 1st, 2008 11:16 AM Author: Trip blathering half-breed useless brakes
The people in the second group understood the fact that you were all competing with one another. It sounds like they were being gunners, but did not do anything below-the-belt such as cheating on exams or disseminating false information.
There's that old joke about two campers being awakened by a marauding bear. One camper puts on his shoes and the other one says, "Why are you putting on your shoes? You can't outrun the bear!" To which the first camper says, "I don't have to outrun the bear!"
The competitive guys were on the ball, and you were not. I'm sure they don't care that everyone else thought they were shitty and miserly—they're laughing all the way to the bank.
Lesson: Life's tough, and sometimes only the shitty and miserly survive. Take this lesson and run with it.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9848204) |
Date: May 17th, 2008 8:46 PM Author: greedy new version regret
you should have gone to iu law. vault ranked it 14th in the country for career placement and i'm sure they would have given you money.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9797716) |
Date: May 18th, 2008 8:58 PM Author: Translucent twinkling uncleanness ticket booth
I still feel shitty. Everything seems bad.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9800793) |
Date: May 31st, 2008 1:40 AM Author: razzmatazz locale
Listen, if you were stuck with the options you have *right now* you would be in a truly shitty situation. But you're not.
What you can do is work the legal jobs you can get now, build your experience, and in a couple years (or much less, actually) transfer to some other firm that will pay you better.
If you stick with it, you could end up just as well off as any other JD out there.
It won't necessarily be easy, but you're not as fucked as you may think.
I just hope your loans don't have too high an interest rate.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9844631) |
Date: May 31st, 2008 1:45 AM Author: Shivering Snowy Parlor Deer Antler
to give you hope:
http://www.glenlerner.com
drives a Rolls Royce, lives in a $20 mil. house, has a second $3.5 mil. house in Phoenix. you might be able to do well too (but remember, you'll never be THE Heavy Hitter).
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9844644) |
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Date: June 1st, 2008 8:54 AM Author: aromatic soggy point
I don't know if OP is a flame or not but I am a practicing atty here in NYC who unfortunately isn't making out all that much $$ wise (in my practice area, if you get to $80K you are doing pretty well). The debt really is the problem, and unfortunately that die has already been cast so now you should focus your efforts on living within your means and finding a 2nd part time job. Most lawyers have them, even as they climb the salary ladder (my 2nd PT job is doing RE closings which net anywhere from $150 to $450/month as an IC). Don't feel bad about your $18/hr job either, my first attorney job back in 2002 paid a pathetic $37K/yr and given that NYC was devastated by 9/11, it was the best job offer I got. :(
Hang in there and welcome to the legal profession, I guess.
:(
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=815176&forum_id=2#9848074)
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