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Girls in Video Games vs. Girls IRL

Why is it so uncommon to find a real-life woman with the her...
Excitant stage
  08/26/08
Terra: clearly not interested in men, ahem. Celes: suicidal...
mischievous pit mood
  08/26/08
Terra: I could convince her. Trust me on this one. Celes...
Excitant stage
  08/26/08
"Terra: I could convince her. Trust me on this one.&quo...
Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall
  08/27/08
How so? Is it my tendency to wear purple clothing, muttering...
Excitant stage
  08/27/08
So then you're gay. That's cool, just come out the closet P...
Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall
  08/27/08
*Casts Dark Matter, causing epic damage to Meanest Fish*
Excitant stage
  08/27/08
Well, I guess that's kind of like coming out of the closet.....
Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall
  08/27/08
Seriously, why do you think I'm gay? I'm not offended, but I...
Excitant stage
  08/27/08
Combo of being feminine, liking manly traits when talking ab...
Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall
  08/27/08
I'm definitely into tall, super-smart, and fairly athletic w...
Excitant stage
  08/27/08
"My tastes in women are definitely different from those...
Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall
  08/27/08
I think most men have poor taste... but I wouldn't change it...
Excitant stage
  08/27/08
"I think most men have poor taste..." 'Cause yo...
Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall
  08/27/08
How would a normal straight guy's tastes differ from mine?
Excitant stage
  08/27/08
"How would a normal straight guy's tastes differ from m...
Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall
  08/27/08
I like women. I like them a lot.
Excitant stage
  08/27/08
No pensive, we mean with your pee-pee.
Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall
  08/27/08
This is a really mean characterization. Terra's too busy for...
Very tactful national crotch
  08/27/08
Interesting point about Faris and the class changes. She mus...
Excitant stage
  08/27/08
how can you fail to mention kid/schala in this context.
Soggy startling hospital
  08/26/08
I got around to it. http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thre...
Excitant stage
  08/27/08
d00d, stop idolizing terra. she's probably celibate.
Sexy station legend
  08/26/08
Let him develop this crazy. It'll be funny to see him post p...
vigorous state nibblets
  08/26/08
Haha. 178. I've often wondered if Terra cosplayers are T...
Excitant stage
  08/26/08
Only one way to find out.
vigorous state nibblets
  08/26/08
You're right, but it's important to be cautious. There's a t...
Excitant stage
  08/26/08
I think teh correct Halloween Theorem is that on October 31s...
mischievous pit mood
  08/26/08
Nice. I think Halloween was invented to give men a nice ...
Excitant stage
  08/27/08
Terra is just an example. Women should aspire to be more lik...
Excitant stage
  08/26/08
"This is why American guys prefer foreign women; there ...
Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall
  08/27/08
Don't you agree? You've been abroad more than I have. I ...
Excitant stage
  08/27/08
You are one weird dude.
Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall
  08/27/08
Why?
Excitant stage
  08/27/08
This thread really deserves to break 100 overnight.
Internet-worthy multi-colored foreskin
  08/26/08
I am all for a world with heroic women in it. Let's rewr...
Brilliant odious principal's office kitty
  08/26/08
Gay.
mischievous pit mood
  08/26/08
I'm going to take an unpopular position and agree with Pensi...
Mentally impaired new version
  08/26/08
0:48 of what? A ponytail and exposed shoulders are key to...
Excitant stage
  08/26/08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAFgh2iPl_A
Mentally impaired new version
  08/26/08
Weird.
Ungodly Light Keepsake Machete
  08/26/08
Irony: those that are best skilled to rewrite the IRL code a...
exhilarant free-loading weed whacker party of the first part
  08/26/08
This is funny. It reminds me of high school, when the sm...
Excitant stage
  08/27/08
you've really outdone yourself here.
khaki headpube mediation
  08/27/08
*Hacks IRL module* *Confiscates your internets*
Excitant stage
  08/27/08
Damn you, pensive.
Very tactful national crotch
  08/27/08
Terra could fry 50 heavily armed Sex and the City bitches in...
sienna kink-friendly corner
  08/27/08
Haha. Nice image. What do people do with teh Sex-and-the...
Excitant stage
  08/27/08
Girls on the Internet is TCR.
Diverse Maize Market
  08/27/08
Is this person really pensive? Has he actually started to t...
Irradiated chapel
  08/27/08
I troll not for Terra, but for the platonic ideal she repres...
Excitant stage
  08/27/08
I was wondering the same thing...it almost seems like some o...
Aggressive ladyboy
  08/27/08
On a side note, do you know any good Terra cosplayers you co...
curious haunting sex offender
  08/27/08
Those were also pretend; the real pensive left years ago.
Mahogany range faggotry
  08/27/08
I don't think the Ambition schtick or the Crazy schtick were...
Aggressive ladyboy
  08/27/08
Do you think the game of Ambition is elaborate flame, then?
Internet-worthy multi-colored foreskin
  08/27/08
I know for a fact that it is the real pensive.
Metal theatre
  08/27/08
Are you the poster who used to play in Magic tournaments? ...
Excitant stage
  08/27/08


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Date: August 26th, 2008 10:19 PM
Author: Excitant stage

Why is it so uncommon to find a real-life woman with the heroism, character, and dignity of a Terra, Celes, Faris, Marle, or Lucca? Such women exist so prominently in video games, but are so rare in this desert we call IRL. Instead, we have millions of Sex-and-the-City clones. Why? I'm tempted to quit this module called IRL; it's badly written, and hasn't been updated since the '70s. It's just a matter of time before the thing breaks under the weight of its spaghetti legacy code.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099751)





Date: August 26th, 2008 10:54 PM
Author: mischievous pit mood

Terra: clearly not interested in men, ahem.

Celes: suicidal rich brat.

Faris: uncouth and manly. Probably smart, though.

Marle: seems 14, daddy issues.

Lucca: coke-bottle glasses, weird relationship with a robot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099906)





Date: August 26th, 2008 11:06 PM
Author: Excitant stage

Terra: I could convince her. Trust me on this one.

Celes: She spent a year on a small island with a dying man! Give her a break.

Faris: Perhaps.

Marle: This has more to do with the limited amount of time Ted Woolsey had to translate her than anything else.

Lucca: Ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099960)





Date: August 27th, 2008 7:51 AM
Author: Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall

"Terra: I could convince her. Trust me on this one."

Well, you are pretty feminine...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100666)





Date: August 27th, 2008 7:55 AM
Author: Excitant stage

How so? Is it my tendency to wear purple clothing, muttering about "the black wind"? Is it the fact that my cat is named Alfador? Is it my weird relationship with my magically-gifted older sister?

You should see me as an adult, after having traveled 12600 years into the future and perfected my talents. I'm pretty badass these days. I summon and slaughter world-killing alien hedgehogs for the lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100671)





Date: August 27th, 2008 7:57 AM
Author: Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall

So then you're gay. That's cool, just come out the closet Pensive...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100673)





Date: August 27th, 2008 8:00 AM
Author: Excitant stage

*Casts Dark Matter, causing epic damage to Meanest Fish*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100677)





Date: August 27th, 2008 8:01 AM
Author: Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall

Well, I guess that's kind of like coming out of the closet...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100678)





Date: August 27th, 2008 8:05 AM
Author: Excitant stage

Seriously, why do you think I'm gay? I'm not offended, but I'm curious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100682)





Date: August 27th, 2008 8:16 AM
Author: Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall

Combo of being feminine, liking manly traits when talking about women, and the general feeling of "doesn't compute" when the dude talks about women and sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100691)





Date: August 27th, 2008 8:18 AM
Author: Excitant stage

I'm definitely into tall, super-smart, and fairly athletic women... I guess this could seem that way. My tastes in women are definitely different from those of 98% of guys.

I don't think I'm effeminate, but I wouldn't characterize myself as unusually masculine either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100693)





Date: August 27th, 2008 9:34 AM
Author: Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall

"My tastes in women are definitely different from those of 98% of guys."

'Cause you're gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100757)





Date: August 27th, 2008 9:46 AM
Author: Excitant stage

I think most men have poor taste... but I wouldn't change it for the world. More awesome heroic women for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100774)





Date: August 27th, 2008 9:59 AM
Author: Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall

"I think most men have poor taste..."

'Cause you're gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100812)





Date: August 27th, 2008 10:05 AM
Author: Excitant stage

How would a normal straight guy's tastes differ from mine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100827)





Date: August 27th, 2008 10:13 AM
Author: Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall

"How would a normal straight guy's tastes differ from mine?"

For one thing, he'd like chicks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100850)





Date: August 27th, 2008 10:15 AM
Author: Excitant stage

I like women. I like them a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100854)





Date: August 27th, 2008 10:19 AM
Author: Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall

No pensive, we mean with your pee-pee.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100862)





Date: August 27th, 2008 8:15 AM
Author: Very tactful national crotch

This is a really mean characterization. Terra's too busy for men. Celes is awesome, but clearly has a thing for Locke.

Faris is probably flat-chested. How else is she able to fit into 22 different suits?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100690)





Date: August 27th, 2008 8:21 AM
Author: Excitant stage

Interesting point about Faris and the class changes. She must also be changing clothes in front of Butz and Galuf an awful lot. Somewhere out there is a terrible fanfic about this.

Why Celes/Locke? Locke has an overblown chivalrous bent and a flair for women in distress. Celes is domineering and stronger than he is. It wouldn't work, unless they could roleplay the scene where he un-handcuffs her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100698)





Date: August 26th, 2008 11:48 PM
Author: Soggy startling hospital

how can you fail to mention kid/schala in this context.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100104)





Date: August 27th, 2008 8:04 AM
Author: Excitant stage

I got around to it. http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100671

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100681)





Date: August 26th, 2008 10:26 PM
Author: Sexy station legend

d00d, stop idolizing terra. she's probably celibate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099778)





Date: August 26th, 2008 10:30 PM
Author: vigorous state nibblets

Let him develop this crazy. It'll be funny to see him post pictures of his adventures with cosplay girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099796)





Date: August 26th, 2008 10:35 PM
Author: Excitant stage

Haha. 178.

I've often wondered if Terra cosplayers are Terra-like, or if that's just an image.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099817)





Date: August 26th, 2008 10:36 PM
Author: vigorous state nibblets

Only one way to find out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099820)





Date: August 26th, 2008 10:43 PM
Author: Excitant stage

You're right, but it's important to be cautious. There's a thing called the Halloween Theorem, which states that the nastiness of a girl is *directly* (rather than inversely, as one might assume) to the sweet/innocent properties of the costume... but I don't think that applies to cosplay. I don't know anything about cosplay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099850)





Date: August 26th, 2008 10:55 PM
Author: mischievous pit mood

I think teh correct Halloween Theorem is that on October 31st, all women are sluts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099908)





Date: August 27th, 2008 7:59 AM
Author: Excitant stage

Nice.

I think Halloween was invented to give men a nice start to November. The few men who failed it would spend the dawn hours of Nov. 1 carrying around paraffin lights and playing "peeping Tom", leading to the turn of phrase "jack-off lantern", an ancestor of the modern "jack-o-lantern".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100676)





Date: August 26th, 2008 10:34 PM
Author: Excitant stage

Terra is just an example. Women should aspire to be more like her or Celes than Sex and the City bitches. This is why American guys prefer foreign women; there is something heroic about them that is very rare in American girls.

I met a girl who reminded me of Terra, in Hungary. She didn't have green curly hair (dirty-blond, straight) but she did have the pony tail. She was awesome.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099813)





Date: August 27th, 2008 7:58 AM
Author: Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall

"This is why American guys prefer foreign women; there is something heroic about them that is very rare in American girls."

???

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100674)





Date: August 27th, 2008 8:02 AM
Author: Excitant stage

Don't you agree? You've been abroad more than I have.

I first noticed it in Budapest. There was something different, and semi-magical, about young women there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100679)





Date: August 27th, 2008 8:15 AM
Author: Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall

You are one weird dude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100689)





Date: August 27th, 2008 8:17 AM
Author: Excitant stage

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100692)





Date: August 26th, 2008 10:45 PM
Author: Internet-worthy multi-colored foreskin

This thread really deserves to break 100 overnight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099858)





Date: August 26th, 2008 10:49 PM
Author: Brilliant odious principal's office kitty

I am all for a world with heroic women in it.

Let's rewrite this IRL module. We can do it tonight, Pensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099874)





Date: August 26th, 2008 10:52 PM
Author: mischievous pit mood

Gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099893)





Date: August 26th, 2008 11:04 PM
Author: Mentally impaired new version

I'm going to take an unpopular position and agree with Pensive on this one.

Check out the ponytail at 0:48.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099952)





Date: August 26th, 2008 11:07 PM
Author: Excitant stage

0:48 of what?

A ponytail and exposed shoulders are key to the heroic look... though character and personality are more important than the look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099966)





Date: August 26th, 2008 11:09 PM
Author: Mentally impaired new version

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAFgh2iPl_A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099977)





Date: August 26th, 2008 11:13 PM
Author: Ungodly Light Keepsake Machete

Weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099988)





Date: August 26th, 2008 11:40 PM
Author: exhilarant free-loading weed whacker party of the first part

Irony: those that are best skilled to rewrite the IRL code are those that lack the skills to live IRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100069)





Date: August 27th, 2008 7:50 AM
Author: Excitant stage

This is funny.

It reminds me of high school, when the smart unpopular kids had the most mature understanding of social dynamics, but were completely incapable of putting their knowledge to practical use and, say, bringing down girlfriends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100664)





Date: August 27th, 2008 8:58 AM
Author: khaki headpube mediation

you've really outdone yourself here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100724)





Date: August 27th, 2008 9:01 AM
Author: Excitant stage

*Hacks IRL module*

*Confiscates your internets*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100726)





Date: August 27th, 2008 8:13 AM
Author: Very tactful national crotch

Damn you, pensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100685)





Date: August 27th, 2008 8:28 AM
Author: sienna kink-friendly corner

Terra could fry 50 heavily armed Sex and the City bitches in under 3 minutes!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100704)





Date: August 27th, 2008 9:05 AM
Author: Excitant stage

Haha. Nice image.

What do people do with teh Sex-and-the-City bitches? Store vegetables in them if they're too stingy to buy pickles at the store?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100728)





Date: August 27th, 2008 8:55 AM
Author: Diverse Maize Market

Girls on the Internet is TCR.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100719)





Date: August 27th, 2008 9:35 AM
Author: Irradiated chapel

Is this person really pensive? Has he actually started to troll for fictional female characters?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100759)





Date: August 27th, 2008 10:01 AM
Author: Excitant stage

I troll not for Terra, but for the platonic ideal she represents, and for the women who aspire to this ideal. I couldn't care less about details like the green hair, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100815)





Date: August 27th, 2008 6:01 PM
Author: Aggressive ladyboy

I was wondering the same thing...it almost seems like some one pretending to be pensive to mock what a gigantic nerd he is. Then again, pensive is no stranger with coming up with idiotic, epic fail schticks (see his Ambition trolling, his "I'm CRAAAAAZY" trolling, his "Stupid women ilke stupid alpha males" crap, etc).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10102169)





Date: August 27th, 2008 6:08 PM
Author: curious haunting sex offender

On a side note, do you know any good Terra cosplayers you could introduce me to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10102193)





Date: August 27th, 2008 6:09 PM
Author: Mahogany range faggotry

Those were also pretend; the real pensive left years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10102195)





Date: August 27th, 2008 6:12 PM
Author: Aggressive ladyboy

I don't think the Ambition schtick or the Crazy schtick were "pretend"....those happened years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10102202)





Date: August 27th, 2008 8:38 PM
Author: Internet-worthy multi-colored foreskin

Do you think the game of Ambition is elaborate flame, then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10102536)





Date: August 27th, 2008 9:31 PM
Author: Metal theatre

I know for a fact that it is the real pensive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10102707)





Date: August 27th, 2008 9:33 PM
Author: Excitant stage

Are you the poster who used to play in Magic tournaments?

If so, how've you been? Do you want to Google chat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10102715)