Girls in Video Games vs. Girls IRL
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Date: August 26th, 2008 10:19 PM Author: Excitant stage
Why is it so uncommon to find a real-life woman with the heroism, character, and dignity of a Terra, Celes, Faris, Marle, or Lucca? Such women exist so prominently in video games, but are so rare in this desert we call IRL. Instead, we have millions of Sex-and-the-City clones. Why? I'm tempted to quit this module called IRL; it's badly written, and hasn't been updated since the '70s. It's just a matter of time before the thing breaks under the weight of its spaghetti legacy code.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099751) |
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Date: August 26th, 2008 10:54 PM Author: mischievous pit mood
Terra: clearly not interested in men, ahem.
Celes: suicidal rich brat.
Faris: uncouth and manly. Probably smart, though.
Marle: seems 14, daddy issues.
Lucca: coke-bottle glasses, weird relationship with a robot.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099906) |
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Date: August 26th, 2008 11:06 PM Author: Excitant stage
Terra: I could convince her. Trust me on this one.
Celes: She spent a year on a small island with a dying man! Give her a break.
Faris: Perhaps.
Marle: This has more to do with the limited amount of time Ted Woolsey had to translate her than anything else.
Lucca: Ok.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099960) |
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Date: August 27th, 2008 7:51 AM Author: Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall
"Terra: I could convince her. Trust me on this one."
Well, you are pretty feminine...
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100666) |
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Date: August 27th, 2008 7:55 AM Author: Excitant stage
How so? Is it my tendency to wear purple clothing, muttering about "the black wind"? Is it the fact that my cat is named Alfador? Is it my weird relationship with my magically-gifted older sister?
You should see me as an adult, after having traveled 12600 years into the future and perfected my talents. I'm pretty badass these days. I summon and slaughter world-killing alien hedgehogs for the lulz.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100671) |
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Date: August 27th, 2008 8:18 AM Author: Excitant stage
I'm definitely into tall, super-smart, and fairly athletic women... I guess this could seem that way. My tastes in women are definitely different from those of 98% of guys.
I don't think I'm effeminate, but I wouldn't characterize myself as unusually masculine either.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100693) |
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Date: August 27th, 2008 9:34 AM Author: Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall
"My tastes in women are definitely different from those of 98% of guys."
'Cause you're gay.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100757) |
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Date: August 27th, 2008 9:59 AM Author: Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall
"I think most men have poor taste..."
'Cause you're gay.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100812) |
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Date: August 27th, 2008 10:13 AM Author: Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall
"How would a normal straight guy's tastes differ from mine?"
For one thing, he'd like chicks.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100850) |
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Date: August 27th, 2008 8:15 AM Author: Very tactful national crotch
This is a really mean characterization. Terra's too busy for men. Celes is awesome, but clearly has a thing for Locke.
Faris is probably flat-chested. How else is she able to fit into 22 different suits?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100690) |
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Date: August 27th, 2008 8:21 AM Author: Excitant stage
Interesting point about Faris and the class changes. She must also be changing clothes in front of Butz and Galuf an awful lot. Somewhere out there is a terrible fanfic about this.
Why Celes/Locke? Locke has an overblown chivalrous bent and a flair for women in distress. Celes is domineering and stronger than he is. It wouldn't work, unless they could roleplay the scene where he un-handcuffs her.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100698) |
Date: August 26th, 2008 10:26 PM Author: Sexy station legend
d00d, stop idolizing terra. she's probably celibate.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099778) |
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Date: August 26th, 2008 10:35 PM Author: Excitant stage
Haha. 178.
I've often wondered if Terra cosplayers are Terra-like, or if that's just an image.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099817) |
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Date: August 27th, 2008 7:59 AM Author: Excitant stage
Nice.
I think Halloween was invented to give men a nice start to November. The few men who failed it would spend the dawn hours of Nov. 1 carrying around paraffin lights and playing "peeping Tom", leading to the turn of phrase "jack-off lantern", an ancestor of the modern "jack-o-lantern".
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100676) |
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Date: August 26th, 2008 10:34 PM Author: Excitant stage
Terra is just an example. Women should aspire to be more like her or Celes than Sex and the City bitches. This is why American guys prefer foreign women; there is something heroic about them that is very rare in American girls.
I met a girl who reminded me of Terra, in Hungary. She didn't have green curly hair (dirty-blond, straight) but she did have the pony tail. She was awesome.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099813) |
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Date: August 27th, 2008 7:58 AM Author: Well-lubricated canary genital piercing hall
"This is why American guys prefer foreign women; there is something heroic about them that is very rare in American girls."
???
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100674) |
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Date: August 27th, 2008 8:02 AM Author: Excitant stage
Don't you agree? You've been abroad more than I have.
I first noticed it in Budapest. There was something different, and semi-magical, about young women there.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100679) |
Date: August 26th, 2008 10:45 PM Author: Internet-worthy multi-colored foreskin
This thread really deserves to break 100 overnight.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099858) |
Date: August 26th, 2008 10:49 PM Author: Brilliant odious principal's office kitty
I am all for a world with heroic women in it.
Let's rewrite this IRL module. We can do it tonight, Pensive.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099874) |
Date: August 26th, 2008 11:04 PM Author: Mentally impaired new version
I'm going to take an unpopular position and agree with Pensive on this one.
Check out the ponytail at 0:48.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099952) |
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Date: August 26th, 2008 11:07 PM Author: Excitant stage
0:48 of what?
A ponytail and exposed shoulders are key to the heroic look... though character and personality are more important than the look.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099966) |
Date: August 26th, 2008 11:13 PM Author: Ungodly Light Keepsake Machete
Weird.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10099988) |
Date: August 26th, 2008 11:40 PM Author: exhilarant free-loading weed whacker party of the first part
Irony: those that are best skilled to rewrite the IRL code are those that lack the skills to live IRL.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100069) |
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Date: August 27th, 2008 7:50 AM Author: Excitant stage
This is funny.
It reminds me of high school, when the smart unpopular kids had the most mature understanding of social dynamics, but were completely incapable of putting their knowledge to practical use and, say, bringing down girlfriends.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100664) |
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Date: August 27th, 2008 9:01 AM Author: Excitant stage
*Hacks IRL module*
*Confiscates your internets*
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100726) |
Date: August 27th, 2008 8:13 AM Author: Very tactful national crotch
Damn you, pensive.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100685) |
Date: August 27th, 2008 8:28 AM Author: sienna kink-friendly corner
Terra could fry 50 heavily armed Sex and the City bitches in under 3 minutes!
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100704) |
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Date: August 27th, 2008 9:05 AM Author: Excitant stage
Haha. Nice image.
What do people do with teh Sex-and-the-City bitches? Store vegetables in them if they're too stingy to buy pickles at the store?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100728) |
Date: August 27th, 2008 8:55 AM Author: Diverse Maize Market
Girls on the Internet is TCR.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100719) |
Date: August 27th, 2008 9:35 AM Author: Irradiated chapel
Is this person really pensive? Has he actually started to troll for fictional female characters?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10100759) |
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Date: August 27th, 2008 9:33 PM Author: Excitant stage
Are you the poster who used to play in Magic tournaments?
If so, how've you been? Do you want to Google chat?
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=848883&forum_id=2#10102715) |
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