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Just farted, office smells like an asshole.

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. ...
shaky theater stage
  04/09/04
this had your markings written all over it
frum double fault plaza
  04/09/04
now so do his tighty-whiteys
Histrionic Digit Ratio National
  12/02/05
have you pooped yet today?
wild blue stain trailer park
  04/09/04
I don't know how he waits so long.
Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness
  04/09/04
I never have to go until about 11.
shaky theater stage
  04/09/04
I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and c...
Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness
  04/09/04
It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bi...
shaky theater stage
  04/09/04
i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're ext...
Outnumbered Parlour
  04/09/04
I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling i...
shaky theater stage
  04/09/04
true. especially when you know you can't do anything about i...
Outnumbered Parlour
  04/09/04
Have you ever crapped your pants?
Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness
  04/09/04
Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung o...
shaky theater stage
  04/09/04
That's lucky. My last one happened at work.
Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness
  04/09/04
Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take t...
shaky theater stage
  04/09/04
Awful. The worst ever. I was sitting at my desk and fe...
Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness
  04/09/04
I'm crying! Best story ever!
shaky theater stage
  04/09/04
You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. ...
Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness
  04/09/04
Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold...
shaky theater stage
  04/09/04
It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your...
Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness
  04/09/04
I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn p...
gaped lilac area
  04/09/04
185.
gaped lilac area
  04/09/04
absolutely exquisite.
copper pocket flask
  04/09/04
Why II? You can't get banned here can you?
Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness
  04/09/04
so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your offi...
ebony startling chad mad-dog skullcap
  04/09/04
I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. ...
Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness
  04/09/04
I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs ver...
ebony startling chad mad-dog skullcap
  04/09/04
I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.
Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness
  04/09/04
A+
shaky theater stage
  04/09/04
Weekends were fun.
Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness
  02/23/05
Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?
Stirring pistol
  02/23/05
No. I couldn't care less about feet.
Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness
  02/23/05
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked t...
Odious step-uncle's house
  06/21/05
excellent writing.
Vivacious sapphire fortuitous meteor
  04/25/04
excellent cunnilingus.
Vivacious sapphire fortuitous meteor
  04/25/04
I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate o...
Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness
  04/09/04
i never understood that part of the morning after
Crawly duck-like stock car
  04/09/04
When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have ...
Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness
  04/09/04
Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think ab...
shaky theater stage
  04/09/04
yep, exactly.
Outnumbered Parlour
  04/09/04
but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.
Outnumbered Parlour
  04/09/04
Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and d...
Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness
  04/09/04
No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past ...
shaky theater stage
  04/09/04
yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my m...
wild blue stain trailer park
  04/09/04
The two aren't necessarily related.
Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness
  04/09/04
my mom and I are related.
wild blue stain trailer park
  04/09/04
underappreciated
Primrose Submissive Therapy
  12/02/05
Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can ki...
Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness
  04/09/04
You have a way with words.
shaky theater stage
  04/09/04
yes, definitely.
Outnumbered Parlour
  04/09/04
...
copper pocket flask
  09/07/05
i think about this post on a regular basis. pretty much e...
Spectacular nibblets corn cake
  03/07/07
pfft
titillating site windowlicker
  12/29/06
bumped too soon
Opaque community account
  12/29/06
Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my y...
Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness
  04/09/04
...
Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness
  05/09/04
bump
Fantasy-prone station potus
  04/25/04
I loved this thread. Hi Euphronius!
Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness
  06/07/04
this is truly hilarious
lascivious gold pit
  06/07/04
for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been r...
Hyperventilating hunting ground
  06/07/04
i just laughed in class way to go, blue filtering &quo...
pontificating skinny woman
  11/11/04
This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Stirring pistol
  02/23/05
tubgirl is outrageous.
Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness
  02/23/05
http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754 ...
Stirring pistol
  02/23/05
i'm afraid to.
ebony startling chad mad-dog skullcap
  02/23/05
It'll bring back memories.
Stirring pistol
  02/23/05
Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.
ebony startling chad mad-dog skullcap
  02/23/05
Bump
Transparent deep blood rage genital piercing
  05/26/05
...
twinkling big weed whacker
  07/30/07
In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.
Very tactful cyan hell
  06/03/05
That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't b...
lake electric friendly grandma
  06/03/05
bump
Sticky multi-colored crackhouse round eye
  06/19/05
bumping funny blue threads hth
mauve psychic spot
  06/29/05
Nice. I miss him a hole lot.
Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness
  06/29/05
bump
burgundy library rigpig
  10/20/05
babump
Pearl multi-billionaire
  12/08/05
I just spread the love myself
Vigorous unholy regret state
  12/21/05
...
Opaque community account
  01/06/06
Coffee is a diharettic.
useless business firm faggot firefighter
  01/06/06
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&for...
copper pocket flask
  02/08/06
just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread
Lavender Address
  05/11/06
Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.
kink-friendly toilet seat
  06/02/06
I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.
passionate bearded shrine circlehead
  06/02/06
Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.
copper pocket flask
  06/18/06
bump
Fluffy Crusty Wrinkle Forum
  09/16/06
rebump
Spectacular nibblets corn cake
  01/15/07
...
twinkling big weed whacker
  10/08/06
titcb
copper pocket flask
  10/08/06
Sweet. I remember this gem.
boyish queen of the night new version
  10/08/06
This is my present situation.
trip stage degenerate
  11/09/06
...
Opaque community account
  12/24/06
Nice. This one never gets old. Whatever happened to blue...
boyish queen of the night new version
  12/24/06
...
bateful pungent gas station boiling water
  01/15/07
HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good jo...
sick indian lodge
  01/15/07
...
wonderful box office brethren
  03/07/07
...
Opaque community account
  04/10/07
You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they...
dull property persian
  07/07/07
i'll tell ya someting jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaa...
heady aggressive rigor abode
  07/07/07
...
Floppy overrated ceo
  02/12/08
1st grade humor.
aquamarine dingle berry menage
  02/12/08
titcr.
Autistic theatre tattoo
  04/22/08
I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.
poppy supple milk parlor
  04/22/08


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Date: April 9th, 2004 10:37 AM
Author: shaky theater stage

Oh Christ. Literally smells like something died in my ass. I can't stop sniffing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136241)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: frum double fault plaza

this had your markings written all over it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136248)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: Histrionic Digit Ratio National

now so do his tighty-whiteys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439267)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: wild blue stain trailer park

have you pooped yet today?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136249)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:38 AM
Author: Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness

I don't know how he waits so long.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136253)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: shaky theater stage

I never have to go until about 11.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136260)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness

I actually wish I was that way. I would be more awake and could enjoy it more, like waiting right up to the point that you know it's going to feel best.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136275)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: shaky theater stage

It's not as fun as it sounds. The worst is if it comes a bit too early and I'm on the metro or something. I start sweating, get dizzy... it's not fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136283)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:43 AM
Author: Outnumbered Parlour

i've always wondered why you get dizzy. is it b/c you're extracting so much energy to hold it in?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136298)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:44 AM
Author: shaky theater stage

I'm not sure either. But it's literally the worst feeling in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136309)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Outnumbered Parlour

true. especially when you know you can't do anything about it. you just gotta hold it in and pray. it's been awhile since i've shit my pants, but there's always a worry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136318)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness

Have you ever crapped your pants?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136319)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: shaky theater stage

Of course. Most recently my senior year in college. Hung over, driving my girlfriend home to her apartment, had to pull over because I thought I was going to vomit, instead had diarrhea all over myself. Fun morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136329)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness

That's lucky. My last one happened at work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136352)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:50 AM
Author: shaky theater stage

Yikes, that's a nightmare. Especially if you have to take the train home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136359)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:16 AM
Author: Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness

Awful. The worst ever.

I was sitting at my desk and felt like I had to release a normal, if substantial fart. I briefly considered the remote chance that it might be more and thought about hitting the can, but I said fuck it and fearlessly let loose. I immediately faced my horrifying mistake. I wasn't taking a gas exit; I was taking a wet, viscous shit.

I clenched my anus, hoping to suck it back in, or at least plug up the stench seeping through the back of my khakis. But it was no use. Within just a moment, I was sitting in a thick, mud-like plume the color of peanut butter. Overcome by effluvium, I clutched my nostrils and stood. I felt a slow drip roll down the back of my leg. I turned around. It had stained the cloth of my office chair.

I grabbed my coat, locked my office door, and hit the train.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136570)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:18 AM
Author: shaky theater stage

I'm crying! Best story ever!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136587)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:20 AM
Author: Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness

You know how shit is nice and warm? Not after 20 minutes. It's cold. Terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136618)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:21 AM
Author: shaky theater stage

Ooh, I just got the chills. I've definitely never felt cold shit. I'm curious...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136629)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:31 AM
Author: Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness

It's probably worth it just to see. This weekend, crap your pants and stand outside for a few minutes.

Especially if that older broad is coming. It'll test her mettle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136717)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:35 AM
Author: gaped lilac area

I almost pissed my pants reading this one. you should warn people before you drop bombs like this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136772)





Date: April 9th, 2004 11:24 AM
Author: gaped lilac area

185.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136655)





Date: April 9th, 2004 12:14 PM
Author: copper pocket flask

absolutely exquisite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137264)





Date: April 9th, 2004 1:13 PM
Author: Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness

Why II? You can't get banned here can you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#137913)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:29 PM
Author: ebony startling chad mad-dog skullcap

so the next day you had to return to caked shit on your office chair?

i would have wiped the chair down before leaving. i bet all your khakis smell like shit now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138820)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:31 PM
Author: Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness

I returned to the office that day wearing different pants. I cleaned if off as well as I could with wet paper towels, but a faint stain remained.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138851)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:33 PM
Author: ebony startling chad mad-dog skullcap

I'm going to carefully check all my future office chairs very carefully from now on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138865)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness

I've sniffed the office chairs of hot associates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138876)





Date: April 9th, 2004 2:34 PM
Author: shaky theater stage

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#138886)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:11 PM
Author: Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness

Weekends were fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195428)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:14 PM
Author: Stirring pistol

Were you the kind of guy who also sniffed their shoes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195449)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:57 PM
Author: Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness

No. I couldn't care less about feet.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195775)





Date: June 21st, 2005 5:12 PM
Author: Odious step-uncle's house

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the security cameras picked this up? Or, the post where you wipe the remaining scat off your chair?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3075099)





Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: Vivacious sapphire fortuitous meteor

excellent writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287049)





Date: April 25th, 2004 8:07 AM
Author: Vivacious sapphire fortuitous meteor

excellent cunnilingus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287050)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:45 AM
Author: Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness

I think so. It becomes the only thing you can concentrate on. The same thing happens when I take a leak when I'm really hung over. I start to get cold sweats and have to lean against the wall with my right arm.

Edit: it's the same feeling, but for different reasons, i think

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136315)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: Crawly duck-like stock car

i never understood that part of the morning after

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136320)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:48 AM
Author: Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness

When that happens in the morning when I'm hungover and have peeled myself off the bed solely because I have to piss so bad I might die, it's like time slows down. A piss that would normally seem like 20 seconds feels like 20 minutes. Things blur and grog. Agony.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136344)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:46 AM
Author: shaky theater stage

Yeah. It's a catch-22 though, because the more you think about it the worse it gets. But you can't not think about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136321)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Outnumbered Parlour

yep, exactly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136336)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:47 AM
Author: Outnumbered Parlour

but i thought that was just b/c a person is drunk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136334)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:49 AM
Author: Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness

Drunk only in that way that you're still kind of drunk and dazed after you spent the night before drinking your tits off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136356)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: shaky theater stage

No. Which means I'm smelling air that rushed directly past my feces. Which is kind of cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136258)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:39 AM
Author: wild blue stain trailer park

yes. it is way cool. Whenever I would fart bad as a kid my mother would always tel me to go poop.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136263)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness

The two aren't necessarily related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136270)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:42 AM
Author: wild blue stain trailer park

my mom and I are related.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136281)





Date: December 2nd, 2005 12:06 PM
Author: Primrose Submissive Therapy

underappreciated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4439263)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:40 AM
Author: Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness

Farts feel really good when you've got a log in. You can kind of feel the fart maneuver around the loaf before it comes out good and dry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136267)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: shaky theater stage

You have a way with words.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136274)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:41 AM
Author: Outnumbered Parlour

yes, definitely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#136279)





Date: September 7th, 2005 1:16 AM
Author: copper pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3763558)





Date: March 7th, 2007 1:05 AM
Author: Spectacular nibblets corn cake

i think about this post on a regular basis.

pretty much every time i fart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720638)





Date: December 29th, 2006 12:45 AM
Author: titillating site windowlicker

pfft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310224)





Date: December 29th, 2006 12:48 AM
Author: Opaque community account

bumped too soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7310252)





Date: April 9th, 2004 10:58 PM
Author: Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness

Ha. Just re-read this thread. Makes me want to noodle my yammies.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#143035)





Date: May 9th, 2004 12:18 AM
Author: Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#417645)





Date: April 25th, 2004 6:04 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone station potus

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#287023)





Date: June 7th, 2004 1:34 AM
Author: Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness

I loved this thread.

Hi Euphronius!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645614)





Date: June 7th, 2004 2:14 AM
Author: lascivious gold pit

this is truly hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645803)





Date: June 7th, 2004 2:08 AM
Author: Hyperventilating hunting ground

for like the last month, my oldest dog, who's 11, has been ripping arse constantly. the house smells like a mortuary.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#645765)





Date: November 11th, 2004 11:53 AM
Author: pontificating skinny woman

i just laughed in class

way to go, blue

filtering "fart" was an okay time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#1636548)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 10:06 PM
Author: Stirring pistol

This thread is truly, truly, truly outrageous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195399)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:07 PM
Author: Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness

tubgirl is outrageous.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195872)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:11 PM
Author: Stirring pistol

http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/play/play.cfm/sound_iid.29754

Play the file.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195919)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:13 PM
Author: ebony startling chad mad-dog skullcap

i'm afraid to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195937)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:15 PM
Author: Stirring pistol

It'll bring back memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2195955)





Date: February 23rd, 2005 11:37 PM
Author: ebony startling chad mad-dog skullcap

Great bump. This thread is one of the all time classics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2196187)





Date: May 26th, 2005 1:44 PM
Author: Transparent deep blood rage genital piercing

Bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2862767)





Date: July 30th, 2007 12:40 PM
Author: twinkling big weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8450886)





Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:41 PM
Author: Very tactful cyan hell

In the spirit of the day, biz-ump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922072)





Date: June 3rd, 2005 2:46 PM
Author: lake electric friendly grandma

That's strange because my farts have an odor that couldn't be more distinct from the smell of my asshole. Yes, I've touched it and smelled my finger before. So sue me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#2922104)





Date: June 19th, 2005 11:04 AM
Author: Sticky multi-colored crackhouse round eye

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3055727)





Date: June 29th, 2005 9:52 PM
Author: mauve psychic spot

bumping funny blue threads hth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146148)





Date: June 29th, 2005 10:25 PM
Author: Razzle institution twinkling uncleanness

Nice. I miss him a hole lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#3146436)





Date: October 20th, 2005 12:10 PM
Author: burgundy library rigpig

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4091948)





Date: December 8th, 2005 6:51 PM
Author: Pearl multi-billionaire

babump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4500486)





Date: December 21st, 2005 5:44 PM
Author: Vigorous unholy regret state

I just spread the love myself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4632464)





Date: January 6th, 2006 2:37 PM
Author: Opaque community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750286)





Date: January 6th, 2006 2:41 PM
Author: useless business firm faggot firefighter

Coffee is a diharettic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#4750325)





Date: February 8th, 2006 11:22 PM
Author: copper pocket flask

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=320941&forum_id=2#4582136

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5034469)





Date: May 11th, 2006 10:31 PM
Author: Lavender Address

just farted something awful, was reminded of this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5768272)





Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:27 AM
Author: kink-friendly toilet seat

Bump. HRP is outstanding in this thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892878)





Date: June 2nd, 2006 10:30 AM
Author: passionate bearded shrine circlehead

I can't believe he's been posting here for 2 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#5892884)





Date: June 18th, 2006 8:20 PM
Author: copper pocket flask

Just farted. Room smells like an asshole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6014942)





Date: September 16th, 2006 3:55 AM
Author: Fluffy Crusty Wrinkle Forum

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6622983)





Date: January 15th, 2007 5:56 AM
Author: Spectacular nibblets corn cake

rebump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422958)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:08 AM
Author: twinkling big weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748359)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:10 AM
Author: copper pocket flask

titcb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748366)





Date: October 8th, 2006 1:11 AM
Author: boyish queen of the night new version

Sweet. I remember this gem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6748378)





Date: November 9th, 2006 11:47 AM
Author: trip stage degenerate

This is my present situation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#6956256)





Date: December 24th, 2006 9:05 PM
Author: Opaque community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289244)





Date: December 24th, 2006 9:24 PM
Author: boyish queen of the night new version

Nice. This one never gets old.

Whatever happened to blue?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7289318)





Date: January 15th, 2007 1:59 AM
Author: bateful pungent gas station boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422289)





Date: January 15th, 2007 2:04 AM
Author: sick indian lodge

HRP's posts in this thread are retarded and obvious. good job!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7422331)





Date: March 7th, 2007 12:48 AM
Author: wonderful box office brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7720565)





Date: April 10th, 2007 2:41 AM
Author: Opaque community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#7905145)





Date: July 7th, 2007 10:20 PM
Author: dull property persian

You know, those were different times. Oh, all the poets they studied rules of verse, and those ladies, they rolled their eyes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350411)





Date: July 7th, 2007 10:26 PM
Author: heady aggressive rigor abode

i'll tell ya someting

jack is a banker and jaaaaaaaaaaaaane she is clerk and both of them save their monies and when they come home from work. oooooooooooooooooooooh sitting down by the fire ohhhhhhhhhhhhh the radio does play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#8350430)





Date: February 12th, 2008 8:53 AM
Author: Floppy overrated ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312556)





Date: February 12th, 2008 9:36 AM
Author: aquamarine dingle berry menage

1st grade humor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9312581)





Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:21 PM
Author: Autistic theatre tattoo

titcr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9666048)





Date: April 22nd, 2008 3:12 PM
Author: poppy supple milk parlor

I just farted for about the hundredth time today. Literally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=8496&forum_id=2#9665997)