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What is the most FAMOUS XOXO POST OF ALL TIME?

condor?
Vivacious Mexican Windowlicker
  11/23/08
wgwag wgwag white girls with asian guys
tan weed whacker
  11/23/08
trustafarian's murder suicide thread, to be sure.
stimulating hateful bawdyhouse voyeur
  11/23/08
That would be INfamous.
mahogany regret
  11/23/08
subtle three amigos trolling
Apoplectic Rusted Chad
  11/23/08
lol
talented burgundy temple police squad
  11/20/10
this has to be the jew bitches one
aromatic cuck property
  11/23/08
How did it happen that making the tired claim that this ghet...
Narrow-minded Cumskin
  11/23/08
This was definitely one of the best, but more famous than je...
aromatic cuck property
  11/23/08
that's a thread title ...
Learning disabled bull headed factory reset button
  11/23/08
Distinguishing a thread title from an OP seems like splittin...
aromatic cuck property
  11/23/08
It is. But if you don't distinguish between them then every...
Learning disabled bull headed factory reset button
  11/23/08
this was originally on pr, no?
Apoplectic Rusted Chad
  11/23/08
ty
Galvanic trump supporter trailer park
  11/23/08
"With the bearing of a battle weary soldier you tell wh...
amethyst indian lodge dog poop
  11/26/08
man i thought about not reading that because it's one huge, ...
maize lay idiot
  09/19/10
Either the "jew bitches" thread or one of the thre...
chartreuse fragrant stain
  11/23/08
The answer is different if you're talking about the most fam...
Learning disabled bull headed factory reset button
  11/23/08
"Classic" =/= "famous" Thousands of non...
chartreuse fragrant stain
  11/23/08
um ... the whole distinction i'm making is between thread ti...
Learning disabled bull headed factory reset button
  11/23/08
lol my enemies aren't doing too well
Wine sound barrier headpube
  11/23/08
The trustafarian Hastings post, edited to wgwag. It combined...
Jet legend
  11/23/08
trustfarian redacted his original text and left wgwag in its...
Chrome kitchen nibblets
  11/23/08
Yep. WGWAG had the last word. (As in many a live-chat, such ...
Jet legend
  11/23/08
Taking a piss at the library Renada's Chicago rant
Provocative Aquamarine Library Lettuce
  11/23/08
lol good call on taking a piss, i forgot about that
aromatic cuck property
  11/23/08
the bomb threat?
naked alpha crackhouse
  11/23/08
just farted office smells etc
Blathering Nursing Home Becky
  11/23/08
the one where somebody links us to rowan's pic i believe ...
yapping travel guidebook
  11/23/08
What was the first post to use hth or titcr?
hairraiser meetinghouse
  11/23/08
My distant memory is that back on the prior board a poster w...
Erotic goyim space
  11/23/08
hth has been around since pr board times.
Jade parlour
  11/23/08
this is also a great one: "Subject: Typical Day For ...
yapping travel guidebook
  11/23/08
that's a classic.
Opaque motley school
  09/19/10
THE QUESTION MARK SUIT GUY
Vivacious Mexican Windowlicker
  11/23/08
probably not the most famous, but definitely a gem
razzle roommate round eye
  11/23/08
the barzini thread is one of my favorites
Ungodly chest-beating dysfunction
  11/23/08
You jerks, I got pwned!
Learning disabled bull headed factory reset button
  11/23/08
the single most famous has to be the Hastings thread. the m...
Erotic goyim space
  11/23/08
WOOOOOSH
concupiscible shrine pistol
  11/23/08
classic
Jade parlour
  11/23/08
Titcr. The first 1/2 of this thread was gold. Jumped the s...
Domesticated charismatic theater stage
  11/23/08
I disagree. Toshi was money. You've just got to read his p...
Beta tanning salon
  11/23/08
I dunno, mang. If you're going to step into the light like ...
Domesticated charismatic theater stage
  11/23/08
the barzini pwnage was good so was the one with the link ...
ruddy nowag
  11/23/08
She was pretty hot IIRC. :)
Jet legend
  11/23/08
yeah not bad. the whole thing was ridiculous.
ruddy nowag
  11/23/08
I think the actual thread posting notice of the lawsuit was ...
Amber Glittery Internal Respiration
  11/23/08
- barzini-PWN - original WGWAG thread - "big changes&...
embarrassed to the bone bespoke volcanic crater
  11/23/08
the george washington won't save british children rap thread...
Ungodly chest-beating dysfunction
  11/23/08
What was the thread regarding the george washington rap? Ju...
Amber Glittery Internal Respiration
  11/23/08
i think so. the video was spectacular (definitely xoxo-esque...
razzle roommate round eye
  11/23/08
pensive calling himself an objective 8.0. wayne st in pho...
Apoplectic Rusted Chad
  11/23/08
haha i had forgotten about dungeonmasttter. those threads we...
Ungodly chest-beating dysfunction
  11/23/08
I did the Wayne State in Phoenix post about the Wayne State ...
Twisted toaster faggot firefighter
  11/20/10
blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheyreshapedlikeafrica fre...
cracking theatre
  11/23/08
They are not the most famous, but I think the threads provid...
supple spot doctorate
  11/23/08
YES. absolutely these!
well-lubricated twinkling uncleanness kitty cat
  11/24/08
Winner: Mormon Live Chat is Working! Runners Up: Shit ea...
gold territorial juggernaut
  11/23/08
mormon live chat is a thread, not a post.
Apoplectic Rusted Chad
  11/23/08
mormon live chat was xoxo at its most brilliant.
Amber Glittery Internal Respiration
  11/23/08
Perhaps not the most famous, but the post suggesting the pos...
Excitant point faggotry
  11/23/08
I was a part of that... good times.
Thirsty Range
  11/23/08
My vote's for the Hastings evacuation.
Smoky jet-lagged native
  11/23/08
the op to threw a big turd
Sepia frozen skinny woman
  11/23/08
Cool Doods with Cool Haircuts at HLS
internet-worthy diverse corner hissy fit
  11/23/08
With the flying penis?
coiffed son of senegal toilet seat
  11/26/08
http://wiki.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=...
Walnut plaza mad cow disease
  11/23/08
another vote for the mormon thread. best encapsulates the sp...
razzle roommate round eye
  11/24/08
I can see it in your eyes, you don't have a single offer.......
aphrodisiac sticky tank
  11/24/08
stfu jbd
shaky center
  11/24/08
again, we are not the same person (though he clearly sweated...
aphrodisiac sticky tank
  11/24/08
Didn't a bunch of old school posters send their pics around ...
Unhinged feces
  11/26/08
yeah that was big back in the day (spring '04 i think?). i s...
razzle roommate round eye
  11/26/08
wwop
cerebral famous landscape painting house
  11/26/08
the only posters i can remember whose pics were there were s...
razzle roommate round eye
  11/26/08
...
Unhinged feces
  11/26/08
a surprisingly high % of the girls were kind of cute.
razzle roommate round eye
  11/26/08
uh, pork chops. thread closed.
bright digit ratio therapy
  11/26/08
The one where 174 said he couldn't see Hizzla from behind th...
navy laughsome heaven
  11/26/08
...
Useless school cafeteria pocket flask
  09/19/10
Jake Locker and Washington will throw and run all of Nebrask...
Submissive Ultramarine Menage
  09/19/10
blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheylooklikeafrica
White Nudist Locus
  09/19/10
The thread where J. posted the (real) obituary of Madame Cun...
french den water buffalo
  09/19/10
who is teddy?
bistre histrionic theater double fault
  09/19/10
...
aromatic cuck property
  11/20/10
...
Silver Newt Boiling Water
  01/11/11
...
autistic cruise ship
  10/13/11
Chicago rant, SWeet plans, I like the zoo, grateful shiteate...
indecent brunch trust fund
  10/13/11
bass looks amazing in those plants. http://www.xoxohth.co...
dashing idea he suggested
  10/13/11


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Date: November 23rd, 2008 7:51 PM
Author: Vivacious Mexican Windowlicker

condor?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10414929)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 7:52 PM
Author: tan weed whacker

wgwag wgwag white girls with asian guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10414936)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 7:52 PM
Author: stimulating hateful bawdyhouse voyeur

trustafarian's murder suicide thread, to be sure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10414937)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:02 PM
Author: mahogany regret

That would be INfamous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10414994)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:58 PM
Author: Apoplectic Rusted Chad

subtle three amigos trolling

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415279)



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Date: November 20th, 2010 7:51 PM
Author: talented burgundy temple police squad

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#16602075)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 7:52 PM
Author: aromatic cuck property

this has to be the jew bitches one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10414933)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 7:53 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Cumskin

How did it happen that making the tired claim that this ghetto shithole is UNDERrated became the signature conversation piece for people who desperately want to be thought smart; really, really smart. smart people love "rigor" and Chicago is full of it; it must be, what with its hair-splitting number grades, punishingly low enforced mean, and oppressive course load. Chicago boosterism usually comes in the form of a comparison with the appallingly UNrigorous Stanford or Yale -- gradeless, abundantly pass-fail, unserious; students who do nothing and know nothing. Chicago: graded, competitive, serious... That it's really just a ruptured ego rehab clinic for Harvard rejects is a fact not emphasized. I have seen a homely Chicago girl, deep into her second year, still spontaneously weeping upon Proustian recollections of the stiff NO Harvard sent her, in brisk three-week turnaround time from the point her doomed application was deemed complete. Happy December, chickiepoo. Then the Yale axe fell, as it does. Welcome to the New Year, dipshit. January passed; February crawled by with those joyless acceptances that only accentuated the horror of Plan B: Georgetown, which is a "Law Center," a failed euphemism if ever there was one. Next: woeful Cornell. Oh, what a very bad school. And -- what do we have here?!? -- a Boston University full-ride. Ummmm, no. On second thought in stead of BU I'd prefer the f free roasted dogshit mignon with a pus reduction sauce and a heaping blob of earwax garnish. Thank you no. I am woe. Add to that the fact that the imbecile whoalways posts about how Sean Hannity is a "serious thinker" just got into Harvard. Time for you to start some damage-control posting here, on the PR board, pretending to seriously consider this BU affront. You wave the flag of thrift and test out a quaintly anachronistic abhorrence of debt. Substantively, you add in some tommyrot about how BU's "really strong in ...'international law,' whatever the fuck that is. BU? Yeah, right. But you need something that gives the illusion that Georgetown, if it comes to that, isn't the three years incarcerated in a smegma chamber that it is. So good, so fine you'll drop the cash dollars despite that lovely gift from BU. You're forming a cover story; something to puff the very real and very nauseating prospect of joining 600 other defeated mediocrities at ... fuck, no ... Georgetown. And you thought going to college at Penn was bad. . Still, there are two more to hear from. Two more law schools ...There's that late April Stanford rejection (inconsiderate bastards) which at least affords you ample time to manufacture the next layer in the cover story: e.g., a strict policy against California, a suburban aversion, a preference for bigness, all of which eliminate Stanford from the sweepstakes. Be sure, too, to ridicule their tepid 25-75 LSAT %ile, too. Kill it dead, if you must. Maybe you thrust out of your frozen horror by sending off one of those strategic "withdrawal" letters, the way all those clowns do when Harvard puts them on hold ... ".you cant't fire me ... i quit! " Adios, Stanford. Suck my cunt, you no-SCOTUS-clerking/dike-dean-TTT. ... die, die, you gravy-sucking pig. .... and now, then, there is just one. Chicago. The Law School. Chicago does do that pathetic yield-maximizing stall, so February passes, March crawls. They haven't the nuts to try the ricockulous move Stanford does. So they write. Ever rigorous, The Law School requests the pleasure of your company. Not so fast . No decision has been made. They want to inspect you in person. The "evaluative interview. Looking for people skills. And evident thirst for knowledge. The life of the law is the law itself. It seems you've fucked up; quite possible3 when the went "behind the numbers." Maybe those two essay paragraphs about why the 171, exactly where you topped out in Kaplan, is a truer measure than the 164. maybe it was two paragraphs too many. You weren't an auto-admit. So off to the "evaluative interview," and you give them not much to evaluate. You stay on message, though: owing to its RIGOR, Chicage is now, and ever was, your FIRST CHOICE. Tell your audience what it wants to hear. Then they decide, engaging the only evaluation that matters in this gig. Looks like they can break even with your sorry ass. Median-wise, your 171 nullifies the 159 URM from Howard they took yesterday. They'll swallow your 3.46; sometimes that's the price of a yield-lock, and you're that. (No one's swallowing the Howard guy, if you catch my racy double entendre.) These admissions guys talk, as you suspected, and you wisely decide against telling them it had come down to Chicago or Harvard for you; first versus second choice; no choice at all. Never get caught lying. Bad idea, even worse than telling that stupid girl from Emory you were "a Kennedy." These things get found out. Like they say, no sense lying about your cock size. Turns out you didn't need to fake a bidding war. The usual stampede of all Chicago's best admitees are going to Y and H and S without so much as the courtesy of telling C to go pound sand. Why tell them what they already know? They need to fill place #143 of their famously teeny-weenie class. The assumed occupant got unheld at Harvard this morning; never so relieved, he had the audacity to ask Chicago for his deposit back. They don't need these headaches. You're in. They write, very pleased to offer admission; then a recital of just how "keen" the competition was for the few precious "seats" in the class of 2006; and, finally, a paragraph celebrating the legal profession with a toploftiness and richly felt purpose so precisely at variance with reality that you are unsettled by the suspicion that you might be the target of a satire so subtly corrosive that you will never connect it with the despair that will progress, exponentially; beginning as a persistent annoyance progressing into a pervasive physical and mental crapulence and ending in the crippling burden as lumber and writhe and tumble toward the epiphany. What epiphany is that? That this "career" of yours --BIGLAW! -- has somewhat less to recommend it than residence in the "shoe" at Pelican Bay. For now, though, the seed of tragic hopelessness finds expression in the "Law Discussion Area." You post -- IN AT CHICAGO -- and, without overtly lying, you manufacture the entirely erroneous impression that you "chose" Chicago, being also the originator of the CHICAGO v. HARVARD and YALE v. CHICAGO threads, under various of your insipid monikers, all selected from either Pulp Fiction or Friends. Be careful not to ass fuck your credibility, though. The purported Yale turn-down is a tough one to pull off. The "New Haven's-an-armpit" trope just doesn't pass the ha-ha test. It's too puny a reason to toss away a lifetime of being supposed a genius ... fuck it: always good to give your fabrications a little populist tint, not to mention a dollop of truth. Join the commiseration thread of Yale rejects; pretend to be sad for that Nuisance turd; be one of the masses for once. Getting rejected isn't the same thing as not getting in, You merely did not get in. You claim to have been wait-listed; and, with admirable maturity, you hold out no hope. Remember, too, this lie must be built on several fronts. Lard up the Harvard thread with grave concern about big classes, low morale, faculty acrimony, and speculation about a precipitous US News ranking drop. Throughout April, you go political, fulminating about Tribe and Dershowitz and how Duncan Kennedy drives a far-too-expensive car. to be a genuine socialist. Chicago's "conservative climate" is just a better fit for you; marginal cost curves figure in your every analytical moment; you read Posner opinions on the crapper; Coase is as important as Socrates. There is that little stinging glitch, though. Somehow Stanford neglected to process that request to quash your application, which is not favorably acted upon and this is memoriaized in a letter that suggests the Stanford Admissions Office ignores their LaserWriter Pro's TONER LOW warning. On May 7th they regret to inform and wish you well at any of the scores of other law schools that, they assure you "offer excellent programs of legal instruction." (Which, you have no doubt, they do. What they don't offer, is really the only important thing Stanford does offer: the opportunity to sit for three years with your thumb up your ass, comatose, and still get the job you'll have to bust nuts to get coming from whichever craphole you end up at.) It's sealed. An ugly, styleless maroon CHICAGO LAW, Champion sweatshirt has arrived, per your online order. You wear it, eliciting congratulations from the babe you want to rail. She's so happy for you, and you're so wrapped up in the fantasy of creaming on her tits you nearly miss perky aside that her boyfriend remains in the throes of elation from his admission to Yale, back in January. Throughout the summer, you bookmark links that embody the wisdom US News lacks. Your are heading off, soon, to your own first choice, which also places first in a ranking produced by the rigorous methodology conceived by a statistician from the University of Maryland Baltimore County. That Harvard tied for #14 undermines your confidence in the ranking diminishes the likelihood it will supplant US News' preeminence. So you go. Your Hyde Park apartment is actually rather nice. Your housemate went to Harvard College. One night, instead of jacking off before sleep, you register as an active component of your self-conception the notion that, transitively, your housemate's undergraduate credential nullifies the Harvard rejection that left you lusterless and unlaid at your senior prom, -- and has persisted as a gnawing ache, going on five years. You are now on equal footing with a Harvard graduate. Should your law school prowess exceed his -- say a 75 in Torts to his 74 -- you will once and for all flick away the scab of that Harvard wound. First cut is the deepest. As it turns out, your housemate is an engaging, witty fellow. He's porking the big bosomed lady with the Dutch accent. Wow! He offers to you, his new chum, the story of his own execution -- by lethal injection -- as expected, he painlessly relates, by the HLS admission staff. You pretend to explore what might have caused things to go awry, flatulating the usual fatuousness about Harvard being excessively "numbers driven," the "arbitrariness" of it all, dangling the threat of going on at some length, when he offers up the only information you genuinely care to know about him: 178/3.34. ... Of course some one will inevitably have the 6th percentile college GPA in every HLS class; probably not a white guy from Greenwich, though. Friendship is built through reciprocity. So you tell your own story. You attempt to weave compassion into the telling of your story, being careful not to appear boastful about not just possessing, but discarding something he does not possess. HLS. Dreamy, So, your story: the grueling back-and-forth ... one day it's Chicago, the next Harvard; the hardest decision you've ever made; that feeling of immense responsibility to yourself; discovering and summoning the emotional maturity to pierce the specious veil that is prestige. With the bearing of a battle weary soldier you tell what it is to do something rarely done -- circumnavigate the Earth, dunk a basketball on a regulation hoop, turn down Harvard Law School. You picked Chicago. You chose, you adorable little existentialist. You are not exposed, chiefly because this a shared lie, Community glue. (Postscript: Throughout the 1Lyear you and your housemate discover much commonality, He, too, prefers the Stones to the Beatles. You both smoke pot. neither is circumcised. You've each fucked 5 girls; gotten head from several others. Each of you applies to transfer. He gets into HLS. He turns down Harvard Law School. Of course no two people are exactly alike. Your desire to transfer wanes around the time Stanford and Yale's decisions on your transfer applications reach you by mail. You begin the CHIGAGO 1L TAKING QUESTIONS thread. One of your alter ego monikers asks simply: how do you like Chicago. You love it. You wouldn't go anywhere else and, you note, there were other places you could have gone. Same for your housemate. He transfers to Yale.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10414938)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 7:56 PM
Author: aromatic cuck property

This was definitely one of the best, but more famous than jew bitches?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10414953)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 7:56 PM
Author: Learning disabled bull headed factory reset button

that's a thread title ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10414956)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:02 PM
Author: aromatic cuck property

Distinguishing a thread title from an OP seems like splitting hairs. Many OPs are simply blank because the thread title is essentially the text of the OP.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10414988)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:06 PM
Author: Learning disabled bull headed factory reset button

It is. But if you don't distinguish between them then everything that's a real post is going to be automatically disqualified since thread titles will always be more famous. You don't even have to open or read a thread to be familiar with a thread title. Even if you don't want to read it, SY will bump it over and over again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415008)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 7:58 PM
Author: Apoplectic Rusted Chad

this was originally on pr, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10414965)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 11:31 PM
Author: Galvanic trump supporter trailer park

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10416221)



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Date: November 26th, 2008 1:40 PM
Author: amethyst indian lodge dog poop

"With the bearing of a battle weary soldier you tell what it is to do something rarely done -- circumnavigate the Earth, dunk a basketball on a regulation hoop, turn down Harvard Law School. You picked Chicago. You chose, you adorable little existentialist."

A+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10426915)



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Date: September 19th, 2010 8:59 AM
Author: maize lay idiot

man i thought about not reading that because it's one huge, seemingly impenetrable paragraph.

i'm glad that i trudged through it. 180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#16082919)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 7:54 PM
Author: chartreuse fragrant stain

Either the "jew bitches" thread or one of the threads that inspired the lawsuit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10414944)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 7:56 PM
Author: Learning disabled bull headed factory reset button

The answer is different if you're talking about the most famous thread or thread title, and the most famous post.

Renada's post about "choosing" Chicago over Harvard was a classic.

edit: tytyty Le Tigre. beat me to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10414952)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 7:57 PM
Author: chartreuse fragrant stain

"Classic" =/= "famous" Thousands of non-posters have seen the jew bitches thread because Leiter mentioned it specifically, and the lawsuit threads received national attention. Even you don't seem to remember the name of that thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10414963)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 7:59 PM
Author: Learning disabled bull headed factory reset button

um ... the whole distinction i'm making is between thread titles and posts.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10414973)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 7:58 PM
Author: Wine sound barrier headpube

lol my enemies aren't doing too well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10414969)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:07 PM
Author: Jet legend

The trustafarian Hastings post, edited to wgwag. It combined both important elements of that era of XOXO history: WGWAG and personal ruin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415013)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:12 PM
Author: Chrome kitchen nibblets

trustfarian redacted his original text and left wgwag in its place? hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415032)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:26 PM
Author: Jet legend

Yep. WGWAG had the last word. (As in many a live-chat, such as with the ABA this one time.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415088)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:14 PM
Author: Provocative Aquamarine Library Lettuce

Taking a piss at the library

Renada's Chicago rant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415036)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:14 PM
Author: aromatic cuck property

lol good call on taking a piss, i forgot about that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415038)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:14 PM
Author: naked alpha crackhouse

the bomb threat?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415040)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:21 PM
Author: Blathering Nursing Home Becky

just farted office smells etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415061)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:27 PM
Author: yapping travel guidebook

the one where somebody links us to rowan's pic

i believe this is the link

http://www.pryorcashman.com/attorneys-153.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415104)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:28 PM
Author: hairraiser meetinghouse

What was the first post to use hth or titcr?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415110)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:37 PM
Author: Erotic goyim space

My distant memory is that back on the prior board a poster would pretend to be a radio or tv call-in host, and would say, "is there a caller there?" then would offer some advice. then would end with "I hope that helps." it became hth.

titcr came years later and initially was said as if it was a test prep instructor.

i'm probably totally wrong about that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415161)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:52 PM
Author: Jade parlour

hth has been around since pr board times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415231)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:31 PM
Author: yapping travel guidebook

this is also a great one:

"Subject: Typical Day For First Year Litigation Associate

Author: Kill Me Please

7:00 - wake up, jack off, shower, jack off again

7:50 - Buy bagel and coffee from cafe; dream of fucking the somewhat cute cashier girl who must wonder why I look so sad and depressed every morning

8:00 - Go into office, try not to look at old, fat, ugly, bitchy associate whose office I have to pass. God she is dumb too. Wonder what I have done in my life to deserve to work with such a stupid bitch.

8:01 - Log onto system. Check nytimes.com and stock market. Check two dozen useless e-mails, most of them from dumb ass junior female associates on the other coast who are stupid enough to send out email questions to the entire fucking firm rather than research it themselves. Wonder why it is that female associates send 90% of the dumbass e-mail questions.

8:20 - Start dreaming about fucking a hot bitch; will continue for most of morning. Wish I could close my office door and jack off.

8:30 - Start working on actual billable stuff even though I've been billing the client for my dreaming and surfing. Close door to keep out sounds of annoying fat ass secretaries. Wonder why anyone would want to waste their life being a legal secretary.

Until noon - Continue working on whatever, hoping not to be called by any other attorneys asking for help. If busy actually try to finish shit. If not busy try to waste time so I can bill more on the project and fuck over the client.

Noon - go out of office, walk down street hoping to see some hot bitches since all I see are ugly fat bitches in the office. Buy a sandwich, come back to office and eat it alone checking nytimes and billing client for the time

Afternoon - fat ass stupid bitch secretary comes into office for third time. Asks stupid ass question; wastes my time; I pretend to be nice even though I wish she were dead. Wonder why secretary can't write a cover letter without having to ask me a question. Wonder why I can't have a 22 year old hot secretary instead of a 60 year old haggy fat bitch.

4:00 - asshole senior partner calls me with "emergency" assigment that must be completed by tomorrow morning. I know fucking ass partner will come into my office tomorrow morning so I actually feel like I have to work on it. Wonder why this partner always calls me after 4 and always needs an answer within 18 hours. Dream of shooting him.

8:00 - somewhat finish assignment. E-mail partner with answer and hope he won't ask follow up questions even though I know he will. Input my hours into the firm's billing system. Try to double bill as much as I can. Try to "estimate" my time, being fair to myself of course.

8:15 - leave office, take taxi home that firm pays for. Buy some Indian or Thai food. Get home, surf net for porn. Jack off two or three times. Take hot bath. Jack off. Go to sleep dreaming of fucking hot bitch.

Repeat next day."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415130)



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Date: September 19th, 2010 6:44 AM
Author: Opaque motley school

that's a classic.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#16082851)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:31 PM
Author: Vivacious Mexican Windowlicker

THE QUESTION MARK SUIT GUY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415131)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:44 PM
Author: razzle roommate round eye

probably not the most famous, but definitely a gem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415192)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:35 PM
Author: Ungodly chest-beating dysfunction

the barzini thread is one of my favorites

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415151)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:39 PM
Author: Learning disabled bull headed factory reset button

You jerks, I got pwned!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415174)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:38 PM
Author: Erotic goyim space

the single most famous has to be the Hastings thread. the most famous series of posts had to be the ones leading to the lawsuit and the destruction of so many professional lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415168)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:39 PM
Author: concupiscible shrine pistol

WOOOOOSH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415175)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:54 PM
Author: Jade parlour

classic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415244)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 9:04 PM
Author: Domesticated charismatic theater stage

Titcr. The first 1/2 of this thread was gold. Jumped the shark after the other appliances got into the mix, though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415325)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 9:27 PM
Author: Beta tanning salon

I disagree. Toshi was money. You've just got to read his posts with a really thick, comical Japanese accent in mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415509)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 9:31 PM
Author: Domesticated charismatic theater stage

I dunno, mang. If you're going to step into the light like that, you'd better be at least as good, if not better than the OP. It wasn't so much the consistency of the hilarity with the Fridge so much as the concept of the Schtick to begin with. Unbelievably novel idea and well executed, too. You can't piggyback onto that.

*pushed squarerims back up nose*



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415545)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:41 PM
Author: ruddy nowag

the barzini pwnage was good

so was the one with the link to the bls girl who posed naked. ny post or daily news - can't remember which - had her on the cover very shortly thereafter.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415184)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:48 PM
Author: Jet legend

She was pretty hot IIRC. :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415215)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 8:50 PM
Author: ruddy nowag

yeah not bad. the whole thing was ridiculous.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415224)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 9:03 PM
Author: Amber Glittery Internal Respiration

I think the actual thread posting notice of the lawsuit was pretty amazing. Especially how the first half is "yah rite, weak flame flamer" and the bottom half is "Oh shit, this is legit, you defendants have done it now!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415312)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 9:25 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone bespoke volcanic crater

- barzini-PWN

- original WGWAG thread

- "big changes" post

- trustafarian

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415494)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 9:29 PM
Author: Ungodly chest-beating dysfunction

the george washington won't save british children rap thread was pretty epic too, as was the fresh prince of bel air lyrics thread, the threaten gf with dmx lyrics thread, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415526)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 9:32 PM
Author: Amber Glittery Internal Respiration

What was the thread regarding the george washington rap? Just people commenting on the video?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415558)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 11:27 PM
Author: razzle roommate round eye

i think so. the video was spectacular (definitely xoxo-esque humor) though i don't think the thread was anything special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10416210)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 9:36 PM
Author: Apoplectic Rusted Chad

pensive calling himself an objective 8.0.

wayne st in phoenix

dungeonmasttter announcing his campaign slogan: "let's roll, america."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415591)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 9:53 PM
Author: Ungodly chest-beating dysfunction

haha i had forgotten about dungeonmasttter. those threads were great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415668)



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Date: November 20th, 2010 7:53 PM
Author: Twisted toaster faggot firefighter

I did the Wayne State in Phoenix post about the Wayne State Club. I was hoping someone would remember.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#16602094)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 9:43 PM
Author: cracking theatre

blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheyreshapedlikeafrica

fresh prince of bel air

guy throwing turd in black person's mouth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415623)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 9:45 PM
Author: supple spot doctorate

They are not the most famous, but I think the threads providing critical analysis of the Cho stories after the VT massacre were the most archetypal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415630)



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Date: November 24th, 2008 9:27 AM
Author: well-lubricated twinkling uncleanness kitty cat

YES. absolutely these!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10417075)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 9:50 PM
Author: gold territorial juggernaut

Winner: Mormon Live Chat is Working!

Runners Up: Shit eater in Library

Fresh Prince

George Washington Video Comments



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415652)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 9:51 PM
Author: Apoplectic Rusted Chad

mormon live chat is a thread, not a post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415657)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 9:53 PM
Author: Amber Glittery Internal Respiration

mormon live chat was xoxo at its most brilliant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415664)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 9:56 PM
Author: Excitant point faggotry

Perhaps not the most famous, but the post suggesting the poster change leiter's link to his usn rankings to tubgirl caused a bit of a splash at the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10415679)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 10:49 PM
Author: Thirsty Range

I was a part of that... good times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10416021)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 10:55 PM
Author: Smoky jet-lagged native

My vote's for the Hastings evacuation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10416066)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 10:56 PM
Author: Sepia frozen skinny woman

the op to threw a big turd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10416071)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 11:30 PM
Author: internet-worthy diverse corner hissy fit

Cool Doods with Cool Haircuts at HLS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10416219)



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Date: November 26th, 2008 1:43 PM
Author: coiffed son of senegal toilet seat

With the flying penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10426927)



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Date: November 23rd, 2008 11:34 PM
Author: Walnut plaza mad cow disease

http://wiki.xoxohth.com/thread.php?forum_id=2&thread_id=395748&PHPSESSID=2d68e5792934083d6e13f42e586f391b#5535204

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10416236)



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Date: November 24th, 2008 10:52 AM
Author: razzle roommate round eye

another vote for the mormon thread. best encapsulates the spirit of this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10417290)



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Date: November 24th, 2008 2:23 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sticky tank

I can see it in your eyes, you don't have a single offer.... thread. brilliant xoxo schtick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10418115)



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Date: November 24th, 2008 2:23 PM
Author: shaky center

stfu jbd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10418116)



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Date: November 24th, 2008 2:26 PM
Author: aphrodisiac sticky tank

again, we are not the same person (though he clearly sweated my Vandy-ness on a regular basis)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10418133)



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Date: November 26th, 2008 1:10 PM
Author: Unhinged feces

Didn't a bunch of old school posters send their pics around and someone stole the pw and posted them all for everyone to see?

That was a huge scandal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10426780)



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Date: November 26th, 2008 1:13 PM
Author: razzle roommate round eye

yeah that was big back in the day (spring '04 i think?). i still have all those pics on my computer. i remember penn3L e-mailed me and asked me to ask APGuy to not post her pic on webshots.

ahhh, memories.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10426792)



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Date: November 26th, 2008 1:14 PM
Author: cerebral famous landscape painting house

wwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10426798)



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Date: November 26th, 2008 1:15 PM
Author: razzle roommate round eye

the only posters i can remember whose pics were there were stabby, killuminati, penn3l, rowan, and blue smoke. i think there were at least 20 or so in total.

the plan was that everyone would send their pics to one central person who would then post them all on webshots and send the link only to those who submitted their photos. this is clearly a retarded idea, and someone (PR droid hater, i think) impersonated another poster to get the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10426802)



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Date: November 26th, 2008 1:17 PM
Author: Unhinged feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10426807)



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Date: November 26th, 2008 2:24 PM
Author: razzle roommate round eye

a surprisingly high % of the girls were kind of cute.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10427095)



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Date: November 26th, 2008 1:14 PM
Author: bright digit ratio therapy

uh, pork chops. thread closed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10426797)



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Date: November 26th, 2008 2:24 PM
Author: navy laughsome heaven

The one where 174 said he couldn't see Hizzla from behind the two linebackers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#10427098)



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Date: September 19th, 2010 3:21 AM
Author: Useless school cafeteria pocket flask



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#16082477)



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Date: September 19th, 2010 3:22 AM
Author: Submissive Ultramarine Menage

Jake Locker and Washington will throw and run all of Nebraska!!!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1423504&mc=38&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#16082485)



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Date: September 19th, 2010 6:50 AM
Author: White Nudist Locus

blackpeoplelikeporkchopsbecausetheylooklikeafrica

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#16082856)



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Date: September 19th, 2010 9:10 AM
Author: french den water buffalo

The thread where J. posted the (real) obituary of Madame Cunt's mother. That was amazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#16082926)



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Date: September 19th, 2010 9:13 AM
Author: bistre histrionic theater double fault

who is teddy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#16082927)



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Date: November 20th, 2010 7:50 PM
Author: aromatic cuck property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#16602073)



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Date: January 11th, 2011 1:56 PM
Author: Silver Newt Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#17028207)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 12:28 PM
Author: autistic cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#19162074)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 12:35 PM
Author: indecent brunch trust fund

Chicago rant, SWeet plans, I like the zoo, grateful shiteater, so hard so hard so hard, grow a beard leap to mind.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#19162094)



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Date: October 13th, 2011 12:41 PM
Author: dashing idea he suggested

bass looks amazing in those plants.

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=1217625&mc=257&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=890035&forum_id=2#19162109)