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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:09 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler DONE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879871) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:11 AM Author: glassy juggernaut hello, friend. We are in a competition, remember? are you withdrawing from same? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879880) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:11 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler i did a couple of cold approaches tonight, im so disgusted right now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879882) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:12 AM Author: glassy juggernaut hmmm. did you go out with friends? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879888) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:12 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler yes. 2 friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879890) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:17 AM Author: glassy juggernaut I gave up on Kamikazi-style attacks. I look into a girl's eyes and see if she looks away or not. If she maintains eye contact, I smile and if she reciprocates, I approach.
If i just went up to random girls I would never get a number. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:24 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler you should try it anyways. just to see how far you get. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879984) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:27 AM Author: glassy juggernaut maybe i should. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880006) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:13 AM Author: sepia weed whacker den describe their reactions (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879893) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:16 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler first approach, i was sitting at the bar and noticed a girl waiting for the bartender. place was packed so i turned to her and said, "you might be waiting for a while." she literally did not even look at me. her friend though looked at me and pretty much witnessed sheer pwnage.
second, i was about to start a new game and two girls were walking in front of me so as they i passed i said, "you girls looking for a game?" they respond with, "no, were looking for seats." and just kept on walking. i kinda just stood there and thought to myself, "ouch." |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:20 AM Author: sepia weed whacker den i think the problem with bars is girls who make the effort to get ho'd up and come out there expect to get at least a somewhat cute guy to pick them up and fuck the shit out of them. they aren't going to give below average-looking or asian doods the time of day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879957) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:21 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler in that case i might as well give up altogether.
either way, im fucking done with this bullshit. seriously one hundred fucking percent done. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:25 AM Author: sepia weed whacker den bars just aren't your scene. get your female friends to set you up on dates and go the traditional route. i.e. dinner and a movie, ask her if you can kiss her, ask her to go steady, start holding her hand in public :), work your way to 3rd base and then home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879995) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:26 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler dont really have many female friends. and theyre definitely not girls i can ask to hook me up with someone (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880001) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:23 AM Author: glassy juggernaut what about fat girls? If i give a fattie (not merely chubby, but FAT) girl attention and treat her like a human being, she melts in my hands. I never call the number i get , but what about a fat girl for nyuug? What do you predict? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879975) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:23 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler im not approaching fat chicks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879981) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:24 AM Author: glassy juggernaut i started this way to develop my game and comfort with talking to girls. MEANEST FISH convinced me not to follow through, though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879990) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:27 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler if i talked to a fat chick id probably end up telling her to hit the fucking stairmaster or something. which would NOT help my cause. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880007) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:49 AM Author: Orange business firm The sad thing is dude, they can hit the stairmaster and lose weight. There is nothing you can do about your faggotry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880120) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:50 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler oh well. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880122) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:56 AM Author: overrated lavender indirect expression knife oh yeah, pw-fuckin-ned. uglies that don't realize they're uglies = screwed for life. i know i'm ugly and i don't give a shit...i fuck fatties and uglies. so what? it's better than not getting laid and feeling miserable. ADVICE TO NYUUG: accept yourself for who you are. Or...go fuck escorts. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880450) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:35 PM Author: jet-lagged native "you girls looking for a game?"
ROFL. WTF is this? A pickup line for Gamestop employees? |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:10 PM Author: Appetizing crackhouse This was my response as well. Also, two attempts in a night isn't exactly a lot. Especially given the somewhat bizarre approach you took. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10881924) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:14 AM Author: mischievous pea-brained gaming laptop kitty its cause you failed to escalate with kino then neg hit bro (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879905) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:18 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler im so fucking sick and tired of their bullshit. seriously. i was sitting with my friends, waiting for an open table and noticed a guy working a chick near us. he talked for like a good 15-20 minutes and then left. she was giving IOIs but rejected him anyways. she basically just sat next to a fucking wall JUST so she could reject dudes who came onto her.
this is why this shit is so stupid. why fucking waste your time with women like that when you can fuck a whore or something. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:24 AM Author: mischievous pea-brained gaming laptop kitty dude, bars are bullshit anyways. girls just go there to get ego boosts. american girls are useless trash. honestly the purely transactional nature of escorts seems to be the way to go. or fly to Brazil and spend time with real women.
its part of a bigger cultural trend here in America. we've all become SO cynical that it's completely "uncool" to have a blast, laugh, and be nice to each other. everyone wants to be the mysterious skeptical fag instead of the optimistic fun person -- cause it's easier to be the former. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:25 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler yeah. im just afraid im going to turn into one of those sad 45 year old fucks who spends all his money on hookers.
cant afford to travel though, lol. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:27 AM Author: mischievous pea-brained gaming laptop kitty yeah i know what you mean. but if youre looking for a nice sweet girl you probably wont find her at a nyc bar. you'll meet those more through mutual friends/social network or random day approaches (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880011) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:29 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler im not looking for a nice sweet girl. im looking for a 5 and above thats looking to fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880017) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:31 AM Author: mischievous pea-brained gaming laptop kitty escort (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880027) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:34 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler on my to-do list (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880043) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:04 AM Author: sepia weed whacker den this mentality is probably your problem
you've never even gone out on a date, made out with a chick, etc.
you're not even on the same fucking plane of reality as girls looking 2 fuck |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:08 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler which is why its such a vicious circle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880504) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:22 AM Author: abnormal friendly grandma property dude - do you drive stick at all? It's like you're trying to start your car in second your first time out. You can't jump from never having kissed to one night stand in one night. It's not going to happen. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880548) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:23 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler ive touched a strippers boobs with my mouth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880549) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:56 AM Author: infuriating degenerate To be fair,
"why fucking waste your time with women like that when you can fuck a whore or something"
great question. almost as good as the follow up: so why haven't you bought a whore yet?
answer: because you are a scared faggot who is undeserving of sympathy. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:56 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler i cant afford one right now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880147) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:00 AM Author: infuriating degenerate To be fair,
You're a broken record and we've all heard the song a million times.
If you had $1k wired to your bank account tommorrow with no strings attached, I personally GUARANTEE you wouldn't use it to buy an escort. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:01 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler this is SUCH a fucking lie its not even funny (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880163) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:03 AM Author: ocher library no, i think he's right. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880172) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:04 AM Author: infuriating degenerate To be fair,
If you REALLY wanted to do it you would've saved up enough money by now. I was a college kid on a budge too once, you're not a special and unique butterfly. I could've saved up enough to buy a respectable escort by cutting corners in less than two months even at my brokest. Not to mention that you've literally been talking about it for months, and XOXO has held two pledge drives for you now.
You deserve no sympathy, and you are getting less and less these days. I say this as your FRIEND. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:09 AM Author: mischievous pea-brained gaming laptop kitty dude escorts arent worth it when youre a broke fucking student. living like shit to save up $400 for 30 seconds of pleasure with a whore is just depressing afterwards unless you know you're rich enough to call her back over anytime you want. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880207) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:19 AM Author: infuriating degenerate To be fair,
nyuug fervently claims that he just needs to lose his vcard and this will cure him of his chronic faggotry.
If there was any legitimacy to that assertion, then $400 would be a fucking steal to get that cure.
Also, there is no way you can't get an decent mid grade escort in NYC for less than $200. Where are you getting $400 from, he's not hiring a fucking porn star. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:20 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler nyc hookers are in the 400-600 range. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880255) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:22 AM Author: ocher library take the metronorth to new haven/path to jersey and get a crappy hotel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880260) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:23 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler and how much do hookers there cost? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880263) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:24 AM Author: ocher library i have no idea. you're the resident expert on escorts. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:25 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler i can afford probably up to a $100 hooker. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880267) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:30 AM Author: ocher library I thought you got a job? If you were as dedicated as you say you are you'd get a crappy part time job for a few weeks and quit. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:31 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler ive interviewed for several positions but havent received any offers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880299) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:33 AM Author: ocher library i've seen bk lounge, popeyes, etc. with help wanted signs in the windows. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880316) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:34 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler really? the ones near me dont have any help wanted signs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880318) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:25 AM Author: infuriating degenerate To be fair,
Yeah in one of the most heavily populated urban areas in America you can't pay less than $400 for ass. Even in this economy, which has devastated NYC.
I believe this. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:14 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler im on a budget too. but my income is so limited that a huge purchase like that would still leave me in ruins.
and those pledge drives were fucking shams. when i actually created a paypal donation link, the grand total ended up being $30. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:20 AM Author: infuriating degenerate To be fair,
$30 is like 1/4 of what you need to get a respectable mid-grade escort dumbass.
This from the kid who claims he can't save a dollar or two a day or else he'll starve. ONLY THIRTY OMG |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:21 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler $120 cant even get you a fucking half hour with a hooker, bro.
http://www.eros-ny.com/sections/new_york_blonde_escorts.htm |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:26 AM Author: infuriating degenerate To be fair,
Hint bro: You are a virgin. You don't need more than a half hour to begin with, and if you expect me to believe that there are no hookers that will take $100-150 for half an hour in NYC ITE you must think I'm a fucking idiot or something. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:31 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler look at those ads. they have 1hr and 2 hr minimums.
and the ones that offer half hour still charge a couple hundred |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:32 AM Author: infuriating degenerate To be fair,
You are hopeless dood.
PS it's called "haggling". |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:35 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler i will try haggling, then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880323) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:33 AM Author: irradiated gas station prole dude, can you still study abroad? I know an asian dude that couldn't get shit, but then he studied abroad in Scandinavia and got a white girlfriend. She was pretty cute too. In Europe, asian dudes actually score women, from what I understand. They're more "exotic' or somehting over there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880314) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:35 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler no, im restricted because of my graduation requirements (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880326) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:39 AM Author: irradiated gas station prole okay. I understand you are looking for a job and can't get one? My other best suggestion, which is unlikely, but whatever, is somehow becoming a bartender. Pretty much every bartender I know, whether they are the ugliest fuck or not, gets lots of ass. If you can become a bartender, you will get laid. that is guaranteed. But, you probably already knew that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880355) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:39 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler there is a zero percent chance ill become a bartender. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880358) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:40 AM Author: irradiated gas station prole you do realize that girls love bartenders, don't you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880369) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:41 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler i also realize i cant juggle bartending school with what im studying now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880373) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:43 AM Author: ocher library he'd be better off washing dishes in a restaurant. everyone gets laid working in a restaurant. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:52 AM Author: irradiated gas station prole i don't know about dishwashing, but i agree that restaurants are fuckshows (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880436) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:02 AM Author: overrated lavender indirect expression knife Dood, you're a mess. Please don't go to law school right after you finish UG...you're going to be miserable. I was just like you once. Go take care of yourself first and go "find yourself." I know that sounds vague, but I guess you'll have to figure that one out on your own. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880475) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 1:13 PM Author: Orange business firm did you return the money? If not, you're not asian, you're jewish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10881169) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 1:23 PM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler i spent $5 of it on a craigslist erotic services ad. the other $25 is still there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10881196) |
Date: February 8th, 2009 2:12 AM Author: ocher library supergay. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879889) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:14 AM Author: Iridescent sinister brunch Good, now you need a companion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879901) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:16 AM Author: Iridescent sinister brunch Remenber that little voice that used to tell you "don't do it", you should have do THAT", etc.? Make it GROW. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879918) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:17 AM Author: Iridescent sinister brunch Soon, you will be able to have conversations with him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879928) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:17 AM Author: Iridescent sinister brunch I can confirm that! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879933) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:16 AM Author: sepia weed whacker den have you considered letting a gay dood suck your dick? or asian chick? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879917) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:21 AM Author: autistic bull headed heaven codepig It seems that you never really began with women. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879961) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:22 AM Author: sepia weed whacker den huh? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879971) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:24 AM Author: autistic bull headed heaven codepig Directed to NYUUG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879986) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:21 AM Author: Red flatulent marketing idea kitchen cum sit next to gross old man?
(Needed to be said, and he's not around) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:24 AM Author: hyperventilating parlour ladyboy Picking up girls at bars is really difficult to do. Most people meet their significant others through friends. Go and make some cool friends . . . they'll have female friends and then you can hang out with them and get some. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879989) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:28 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler ive been grinding it out for months and havent made any fucking progress. its ridiculous. even though its difficult, how do you account for all those random people you see making out on the street? clearly those guys have managed to make out heavily/fuck those girls who they met at bars. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880013) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:29 AM Author: hyperventilating parlour ladyboy Some people go to the bars with their g/fs . . . there are "random" hook-ups in the sense that you met someone for the first time that night through a friend . . . but, I think there are not that many truly random hook-ups. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880019) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:35 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler no, theres definitely a certain percentage of dudes who go out every weekend and pick up a different chick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880054) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:41 AM Author: Marvelous mewling fortuitous meteor I know guys like this. Every one I know except for one either goes home with horrible lookin girls or is gravedigging with girls about to pass out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880087) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:43 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler maybe i should restrict myself to 30 minutes before last call. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880094) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:46 AM Author: Marvelous mewling fortuitous meteor Different strokes to different folks, but the guys I'm talking about are generally regarded as pretty big losers - there's not much admirable or desirable in being able to pick up on chicks about to pass out, man (one guy has told me more than one story about getting cockblocked by the girl passing out). If you're doing it for social status picking up on ridiculously drunk girls ain't the thing, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880108) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:47 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler i dont give a fuck about that really, shes still fair game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880112) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:04 AM Author: overrated lavender indirect expression knife uh, no. Bar girls are the fucking easiest to pick up. 1.) they're fucking sluts; 2.) they're drunk. Where do you fucktards come up with this bs that "picking up girls at bars is really difficult to do"? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880487) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:05 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler not slutty and drunk enough (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880495) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:16 AM Author: overrated lavender indirect expression knife well bar sluts are bottom of the barrel. i guess maybe try hookers? i hear they're easier... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880541) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:18 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler hookers ftw. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880545) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:26 AM Author: dun home i look forward to deflowering you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880002) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:34 AM Author: Exhilarant maize institution sandwich lulz. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880047) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:05 AM Author: metal tattoo casino i don't think you've ever missed a beat. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880188) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:30 AM Author: Mildly autistic vibrant chad step-uncle's house http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63bWYFGBTuE (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880022) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:34 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler tis' TRULY a cursed existence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880050) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:45 AM Author: Aromatic Idiot Factory Reset Button lulz, ucsd (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880105) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:32 AM Author: glassy juggernaut Your current LSAT score is lacking IIRC (especially ITE). Maybe you should devote your time to practicing LSATs instead. You are going to need a high-income job, it seems. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880035) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:35 AM Author: Marvelous mewling fortuitous meteor Dude, please take my advice on this one. I'm begging you. Stop with the PUA nonsense - it's garbage, it's meant for failed date rapists. Just abandon it, be yourself - yeah, you won't get as many girls as a "pickup artist" but you'll get the right ones. I'm being dead serious, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880056) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:36 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler i wasnt even doing PUA stuff. i was just making conversation. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880064) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:40 AM Author: Marvelous mewling fortuitous meteor I got you man - it's frustrating, you're totally right. Honestly, I do Ok with girls, and I've been dissed way worse than anything you're describing here - and every friend I have would say the same. It happens, man, and it's natural to feel discouraged after. You jsut gotta cowboy up and press on man - that's the best shot you've got, that's the best shot anybody's got.
One thing that's always great to do - if there's a type of girl you find subjectively hot who most people wouldn't think is that attractive, go after girls like her, it'll increase your odds tenfold. Serious... you'll be Ok, man. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:42 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler ive been grinding it out since sept/oct of last year. ive made plenty of threads describing my experiences. its just reached a point where nearly all my motivation has been sapped, a guy can only take so much rejection before losing hope.
i definitely know those types of chicks when i see them. they havent worked out for me either. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:44 AM Author: ocher library you go out on saturday nights with your dorky friends to pool halls. go out by yourself on a few tuesday/wednesday/thursday nights and see what happens. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:46 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler ive done approaches at regular bars too with no success. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880110) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:48 AM Author: Marvelous mewling fortuitous meteor I got you man... I just posted about a horrible date last night. Shit happens, you know? The best thing you can do, if you're not getting the results you want, is figure out how to improve yourself to get them - focus internally. It might not happen overnight, but say stuff like lifting - that stuff helps, man. There's plenty of stuff you can do - make more female friends, all of it helps your social status, and girls dug stuff like that a ton. The bar scene ain't really where it's at anyway. Most girls don't just go out to bars on a weekend night with the intention of hooking up with some guy they've never met before there. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880117) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:50 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler ive done alot to improve myself. im just gonna stop actively seeking girls out, that's all. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880121) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:51 AM Author: Marvelous mewling fortuitous meteor It sounds like you definitely have, man - it's just the best approach to take when you get frustrated, to look at you and figure out what you can do to make it better. Do what'll make you happiest, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880126) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:10 AM Author: overrated lavender indirect expression knife No, you really haven't. You've been listening to the meathead faggots on this board that told you that working out will get you chicks. Work on your confidence level and game. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880511) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:10 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler im confident enough. if i wasnt confident i wouldnt be approaching chicks.
my game, however, obviously needs some work. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:13 AM Author: Aromatic Idiot Factory Reset Button No. Self-confidence is different from spontaneous, forced bravery. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880527) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:19 AM Author: overrated lavender indirect expression knife exactly. no chick will turn down a truly self-confident guy. girls can tell when a guy's insecure or scared. simply going up to a girl =/= self-confidence. just be yourself around women. be interesting, make them want to talk to you. don't use those corny mystery method lines ("oh, did you see that fight outside?").
you're not going to find self-confidence in the gym or whatever. go fucking do something with your life and self-confidence will come naturally. what you need is some life experience. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:44 AM Author: Hateful gay wizard stage I knew this was you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880099) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:12 AM Author: frozen clear church building giraffe the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
but really, it's because you're asian. keep telling yourself that bro. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:16 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler i havent really been doing the same thing over and over again. ive slowly controlled for possible variables and now its reached the point where ive controlled for all possibles and still the same result. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880243) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:23 AM Author: frozen clear church building giraffe keep telling yourself that bro. you've controlled for all variables: you've gone to frat parties at SEC schools; you've tutored foreign chicks in english; you've hollered at high school girls at shows; you've used $$$ to demonstrate value and status; you've so much as approached and talked to more than 1 new girl per day. yeah sure you've done all of that. must be cuz you're asian! lol gook (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880265) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:25 AM Author: glassy juggernaut FOBs seem to be grateful for any opportunity to practice English. Maybe you can use that angle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880269) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:26 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler my suitemates been giving english lessons to asian girls hes met off craigslist and has gotten absofuckinglutely nowhere. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880271) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:42 AM Author: glassy juggernaut *cancels scheduled volunteer sessions with FOB females* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880377) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:25 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler there are certain ones i cant control. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880270) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:31 AM Author: frozen clear church building giraffe to be frank, you are totally not equipped to fuck cougars, milfs, or the tanned blonde chicks which i understand to be a rarity in winter in new york. you are INSANE because you're not changing the game to suit your strengths. so fuck a fatty, or a korean fob, or -- gasp -- a younger chick. do you know how schizo you sound: "i'm sooooooooo desperate, i'll fuck anything, pls contribute to my whore fund -- but i won't fuck a girl if she's younger, or a fat, or a korean fob who goes to church". SAYTPWB; w = WILL, and you don't have that; your name is "you're wanting". "the leads are weak." fucking leads are weak? YOU'RE weak. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880300) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:36 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler YOU HEAR ME, YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880333) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:39 AM Author: frozen clear church building giraffe 1) Ask chick to cum to ur room to watch glengarry over some wine 2) PROFIT |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:50 AM Author: sepia weed whacker den nyuug pisses me off too as an asian dude who can actually get with chicks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880423) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:23 AM Author: glassy juggernaut Give up on bars and join some student clubs. Student clubs are composed of other poor students. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880262) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:26 AM Author: navy chapel I've told him this for about a year now. He doesn't do it, then he goes to bars where you have a 2% chance of meeting a girl you don't know.
I realize it's harder at NYU, but he needs to join Model UN or something and then go to all their parties composed of other college students. If he goes to non-college bars he doesn't stand a shot. He barely stands a shot with girls who KNOW him. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:37 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Site Well, to make you feel better, very few girls I've known have ever gone home with a guy they JUST met at the bar or club. It's far more common to hookup with an acquaintance after going to a bar/club event with mutual friends.
I just came back home after going out with a group of more than 10 chicks and no one went home with a guy. Lots of girls at bars/clubs aren't looking for that. Lots of people you see making out/hooking up usually prescheduled meeting up at the bar/club and might be dating (not random at all). A lot of the times when a guy (while hitting on a girl) appears to be making progress, it's actually bullshit. Lots of girls will humor a guy to a point but never actually let him get anywhere. It's like semi entertaining and an ego boost and lots of other things.
Also, you need to date same age or younger. No one likes less experienced and/or younger men until like post 40. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:42 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler im open to dating chicks my age. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880375) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:43 AM Author: navy chapel What efforts have you made to meet women through a non-approach way? Club, friend's party, introduced by a friend, charity group, etc? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880384) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:44 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler i looked for club fair, couldnt find any events.
never get invited to parties.
never get introduced to girls by friends.
maybe i can help out at red cross or some shit.
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:49 AM Author: navy chapel You're not looking for events you're looking for clubs. Join the scrabble club, build a set for a play, model un, debate team, etc.
You never get invited to parties or get introduced to girls by friends because you have no friends. Sorry, it's the truth. You need friends before you can get a girlfriend. And you need to join groups to get friends. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:51 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler you find out about clubs at club fair.
club fair was last fucking year. and since there wasnt another club fair at the beginning of this semester, its likely that its too late to join now |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:52 AM Author: navy chapel It's college. There are 100s of stupid groups you could join. Just email ones that sound interesting. There's no deadline to join any of the academic clubs, political ones, or charity ones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880434) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:02 AM Author: navy chapel Also, you little bitch. Club fair was not last year, it was this January. And I posted this link for you before. I remember it.
http://www.osa.nyu.edu/club_fest.html
You're a little bitch who makes excuses rather than putting any real work in. Go try your stupid ass pick up artist shit some more. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:05 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler i missed club fair regardless. so itd be weird for me to join some of those clubs out of the blue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880491) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:09 AM Author: navy chapel Not even close to correct. If you can't find something to join at a college campus you are screwed for life. I personally got begged to join some stupid shitty organization probably twice a day on average. More excuses please. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880507) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:11 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler i said id look into some of them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880518) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:05 AM Author: sepia weed whacker den lol pwnt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880492) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:51 AM Author: sepia weed whacker den exactly, there are tons of semi-cute girls in dorky clubs who NEED to get fucked (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880432) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:53 AM Author: Aromatic Idiot Factory Reset Button Very credited. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880438) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:55 AM Author: navy chapel Well not just that, he needs a social circle. Here is what happens.
1. NYUUG joins Model UN and the democrats (gets involved in planning committie or something) 2. Model UN goes on some trip somewhere and gets drunk. NYUUG makes friends there. Democrats have a pregame watching the inaugeration or something stupid, then go out to party. NYUUG goes with. 3. NYUUG texts them on friday or Saturday night, instead of posting on xoxo about what to do that night. They invite them to the Spanish acapella group party their friends sing at. 4. NYUUG is introduced to some freshmen in the Spanish acapella group, he chats her up, makes out for a bit and gets her number. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:00 AM Author: sepia weed whacker den truth. but how is it even fucking possible that he doesn't have female friends/know guys who have female friends? in college most of my friends were HUGE dorks but they still had reasonable-looking female friends. they wouldn't necessarily be able to hook up with them, but they could at least tag along into parties and shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880468) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:44 AM Author: sepia weed whacker den titcq (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880399) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:44 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Site and to make you happier, i saw a decent wgwag in meatpacking just now and a less decent wgwag in ues this morning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880398) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:45 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler and i saw 50 agwwgs throughout the course of the day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880405) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:51 AM Author: Aromatic Idiot Factory Reset Button This matters why? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880429) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:52 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler perspective (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880433) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:43 AM Author: sepia weed whacker den "No one likes less experienced and/or younger men until like post 40"
i doubt even 40-50 year olds would go for a 20 year old dude. porn != RL. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:44 AM Author: Aphrodisiac Site true. but my point is no one cougars at all until past 35 at least. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880391) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:45 AM Author: obsidian thriller orchestra pit deer antler 21, bitch. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880401) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:57 AM Author: cordovan trailer park circlehead stop hanging out w/ other azn's (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880452) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 12:11 PM Author: Apoplectic hyperactive candlestick maker I hate to see a poster in distress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880971) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 1:25 PM Author: bat shit crazy toaster base did you try asking that girl to happy hour after class?
if you go out often enough in an environment with friendly women and enouh alcohol, odds are you will end up eventually sleeping with one of them. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 1:53 PM Author: Supple deep roommate LOL nothing funnier than a bunch of pink clit-dicked internet virgins telling an asian internet virgin that the reason he's a virgin is because he's asian.
nyuug: you're a self-hating asian virgin faggot who hangs out with other self-hating asian virgin faggots IRL and then bitches to asian-bashing virgin cracker faggots online and wonder why you haven't seen a pussy in 21 years.
I also enjoy the armchair analysis among faggots who have never gotten a phone number from a stranger in their entire lives theorizing about how difficult bar/club pickup is and how women at these venues really think.
the lack of awareness on these boards and among inbred crackerass fucks is amazing. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:19 PM Author: Cracking scarlet space pistol i always wondered why "cracker" was a term picked up on by the african american community to insult white people. do you know the origin of the word "cracker"? it comes from "whip cracker." as in, the people who used to whip your ancestors. by calling people "crackers" you're basically positing yourself in the role of "slave." hth dumbass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10881639) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:54 PM Author: passionate tantric selfie Meeting girls at bars is not hard. With that said, my advice for you is...You need to join some clubs or organizations and make friends through that and transition that into hanging out and then you'll meet a girl. I guarantee it.
Trying to bag some bar slut is overrated and unless she is a total slore you would probably screw it up anyway. Also, you can't go out with the mindset of "time to try to pick up girls." You have to let it happen...those comments you made are too safe and ordinary.
If you make new friends or get a job at a restaurant you will be able to meet girls. Maybe try to get a job as a bar-back. Could potentially transition that into bartender.
This is legitimate advice intended to help you out. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:54 PM Author: glassy juggernaut Some guys weren't meant to interact with women
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=929944&mc=55&forum_id=2 |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:02 PM Author: vivacious burgundy piazza azn "first approach, i was sitting at the bar and noticed a girl waiting for the bartender. place was packed so i turned to her and said, "you might be waiting for a while." she literally did not even look at me. her friend though looked at me and pretty much witnessed sheer pwnage. "
That, sir, is not a pickup attempt. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:04 PM Author: passionate tantric selfie yeah, he confuses ordinary comments with trying to hollar at girls.
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:08 PM Author: vivacious burgundy piazza azn 3rd approach:
I was waiting in line for the bathroom and girl came up behind me. I asked her if she was looking for the bathroom. All she did was nod her head. PWN3D! |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:09 PM Author: passionate tantric selfie LOL (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10881921) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:09 PM Author: maroon nursing home Forget the pickup lines, cold approaches at bars, craiglist ads and all this other garbage and just go make some friends.
Being introduced to a girl by a friend >>> an hour of PUA crap on some random club rat. |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:11 PM Author: passionate tantric selfie This exactly how a lot of guys get girls out of their league. There is nothing better than a mutual friend introducing you to a girl. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10881928) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:17 PM Author: Appetizing crackhouse Plus normal people have friends. After reading this thread, I'm starting to think that the problem is much bigger than lack of game -- that's just a symptom. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10881957) |