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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:16 AM Author: impressive ratface fanboi
first approach, i was sitting at the bar and noticed a girl waiting for the bartender. place was packed so i turned to her and said, "you might be waiting for a while." she literally did not even look at me. her friend though looked at me and pretty much witnessed sheer pwnage.
second, i was about to start a new game and two girls were walking in front of me so as they i passed i said, "you girls looking for a game?" they respond with, "no, were looking for seats." and just kept on walking. i kinda just stood there and thought to myself, "ouch."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879915) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:04 AM Author: purple indian lodge international law enforcement agency
this mentality is probably your problem
you've never even gone out on a date, made out with a chick, etc.
you're not even on the same fucking plane of reality as girls looking 2 fuck
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880488) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:56 AM Author: Effete brindle generalized bond box office
To be fair,
"why fucking waste your time with women like that when you can fuck a whore or something"
great question. almost as good as the follow up: so why haven't you bought a whore yet?
answer: because you are a scared faggot who is undeserving of sympathy.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880143) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:00 AM Author: Effete brindle generalized bond box office
To be fair,
You're a broken record and we've all heard the song a million times.
If you had $1k wired to your bank account tommorrow with no strings attached, I personally GUARANTEE you wouldn't use it to buy an escort.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880159) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:04 AM Author: Effete brindle generalized bond box office
To be fair,
If you REALLY wanted to do it you would've saved up enough money by now. I was a college kid on a budge too once, you're not a special and unique butterfly. I could've saved up enough to buy a respectable escort by cutting corners in less than two months even at my brokest. Not to mention that you've literally been talking about it for months, and XOXO has held two pledge drives for you now.
You deserve no sympathy, and you are getting less and less these days. I say this as your FRIEND.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880177) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:19 AM Author: Effete brindle generalized bond box office
To be fair,
nyuug fervently claims that he just needs to lose his vcard and this will cure him of his chronic faggotry.
If there was any legitimacy to that assertion, then $400 would be a fucking steal to get that cure.
Also, there is no way you can't get an decent mid grade escort in NYC for less than $200. Where are you getting $400 from, he's not hiring a fucking porn star.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880252) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:25 AM Author: Effete brindle generalized bond box office
To be fair,
Yeah in one of the most heavily populated urban areas in America you can't pay less than $400 for ass. Even in this economy, which has devastated NYC.
I believe this.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880268) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:20 AM Author: Effete brindle generalized bond box office
To be fair,
$30 is like 1/4 of what you need to get a respectable mid-grade escort dumbass.
This from the kid who claims he can't save a dollar or two a day or else he'll starve. ONLY THIRTY OMG
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880254) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:32 AM Author: Effete brindle generalized bond box office
To be fair,
You are hopeless dood.
PS it's called "haggling".
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880307) |
Date: February 8th, 2009 2:21 AM Author: Mentally Impaired Bat-shit-crazy Dingle Berry
cum sit next to gross old man?
(Needed to be said, and he's not around)
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10879960) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 2:40 AM Author: unhinged market really tough guy
I got you man - it's frustrating, you're totally right. Honestly, I do Ok with girls, and I've been dissed way worse than anything you're describing here - and every friend I have would say the same. It happens, man, and it's natural to feel discouraged after. You jsut gotta cowboy up and press on man - that's the best shot you've got, that's the best shot anybody's got.
One thing that's always great to do - if there's a type of girl you find subjectively hot who most people wouldn't think is that attractive, go after girls like her, it'll increase your odds tenfold. Serious... you'll be Ok, man.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880085) |
Date: February 8th, 2009 3:12 AM Author: flickering place of business blood rage
the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
but really, it's because you're asian. keep telling yourself that bro.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880233) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:31 AM Author: flickering place of business blood rage
to be frank, you are totally not equipped to fuck cougars, milfs, or the tanned blonde chicks which i understand to be a rarity in winter in new york. you are INSANE because you're not changing the game to suit your strengths. so fuck a fatty, or a korean fob, or -- gasp -- a younger chick. do you know how schizo you sound: "i'm sooooooooo desperate, i'll fuck anything, pls contribute to my whore fund -- but i won't fuck a girl if she's younger, or a fat, or a korean fob who goes to church". SAYTPWB; w = WILL, and you don't have that; your name is "you're wanting". "the leads are weak." fucking leads are weak? YOU'RE weak.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880300) |
Date: February 8th, 2009 3:37 AM Author: Copper reading party
Well, to make you feel better, very few girls I've known have ever gone home with a guy they JUST met at the bar or club. It's far more common to hookup with an acquaintance after going to a bar/club event with mutual friends.
I just came back home after going out with a group of more than 10 chicks and no one went home with a guy. Lots of girls at bars/clubs aren't looking for that. Lots of people you see making out/hooking up usually prescheduled meeting up at the bar/club and might be dating (not random at all). A lot of the times when a guy (while hitting on a girl) appears to be making progress, it's actually bullshit. Lots of girls will humor a guy to a point but never actually let him get anywhere. It's like semi entertaining and an ego boost and lots of other things.
Also, you need to date same age or younger. No one likes less experienced and/or younger men until like post 40.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880345) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:44 AM Author: impressive ratface fanboi
i looked for club fair, couldnt find any events.
never get invited to parties.
never get introduced to girls by friends.
maybe i can help out at red cross or some shit.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880397)
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Date: February 8th, 2009 4:02 AM Author: nubile crackhouse
Also, you little bitch. Club fair was not last year, it was this January. And I posted this link for you before. I remember it.
http://www.osa.nyu.edu/club_fest.html
You're a little bitch who makes excuses rather than putting any real work in. Go try your stupid ass pick up artist shit some more.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880478) |
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Date: February 8th, 2009 3:55 AM Author: nubile crackhouse
Well not just that, he needs a social circle. Here is what happens.
1. NYUUG joins Model UN and the democrats (gets involved in planning committie or something)
2. Model UN goes on some trip somewhere and gets drunk. NYUUG makes friends there. Democrats have a pregame watching the inaugeration or something stupid, then go out to party. NYUUG goes with.
3. NYUUG texts them on friday or Saturday night, instead of posting on xoxo about what to do that night. They invite them to the Spanish acapella group party their friends sing at.
4. NYUUG is introduced to some freshmen in the Spanish acapella group, he chats her up, makes out for a bit and gets her number.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10880447) |
Date: February 8th, 2009 1:25 PM Author: concupiscible rebellious theater fat ankles
did you try asking that girl to happy hour after class?
if you go out often enough in an environment with friendly women and enouh alcohol, odds are you will end up eventually sleeping with one of them.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10881199) |
Date: February 8th, 2009 1:53 PM Author: Chocolate theater stage
LOL nothing funnier than a bunch of pink clit-dicked internet virgins telling an asian internet virgin that the reason he's a virgin is because he's asian.
nyuug: you're a self-hating asian virgin faggot who hangs out with other self-hating asian virgin faggots IRL and then bitches to asian-bashing virgin cracker faggots online and wonder why you haven't seen a pussy in 21 years.
I also enjoy the armchair analysis among faggots who have never gotten a phone number from a stranger in their entire lives theorizing about how difficult bar/club pickup is and how women at these venues really think.
the lack of awareness on these boards and among inbred crackerass fucks is amazing.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10881276) |
Date: February 8th, 2009 3:54 PM Author: Motley House-broken Electric Furnace Cruise Ship
Meeting girls at bars is not hard. With that said, my advice for you is...You need to join some clubs or organizations and make friends through that and transition that into hanging out and then you'll meet a girl. I guarantee it.
Trying to bag some bar slut is overrated and unless she is a total slore you would probably screw it up anyway. Also, you can't go out with the mindset of "time to try to pick up girls." You have to let it happen...those comments you made are too safe and ordinary.
If you make new friends or get a job at a restaurant you will be able to meet girls. Maybe try to get a job as a bar-back. Could potentially transition that into bartender.
This is legitimate advice intended to help you out.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10881855) |
Date: February 8th, 2009 4:02 PM Author: Internet-worthy shrine
"first approach, i was sitting at the bar and noticed a girl waiting for the bartender. place was packed so i turned to her and said, "you might be waiting for a while." she literally did not even look at me. her friend though looked at me and pretty much witnessed sheer pwnage. "
That, sir, is not a pickup attempt.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10881883) |
Date: February 8th, 2009 4:09 PM Author: cerebral stain
Forget the pickup lines, cold approaches at bars, craiglist ads and all this other garbage and just go make some friends.
Being introduced to a girl by a friend >>> an hour of PUA crap on some random club rat.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=929760&forum_id=2#10881919) |
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