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you are...my fire. the one...desire, believe.

when i say iiiii want it that way
Hilarious cordovan chad
  04/05/09
*ejaculates*
ocher indecent crackhouse fat ankles
  04/05/09
die, chink
Indigo motley church building
  04/05/09
You've changed.
Hilarious cordovan chad
  04/05/09
impostor
comical idiotic double fault library
  04/05/09
boobpolice
house-broken property mad cow disease
  04/05/09
i have a stalker :(
Hilarious cordovan chad
  04/05/09
pardon?
house-broken property mad cow disease
  04/05/09
girl i met last night.
Hilarious cordovan chad
  04/05/09
niiiiice
house-broken property mad cow disease
  04/05/09
she wants to do this boyfriend girlfriend shit but i just wa...
Hilarious cordovan chad
  04/05/09
don't fuck with me right now. also, even if she sucks i woul...
house-broken property mad cow disease
  04/05/09
she told me at the party that she doesnt drink or have sex.
Hilarious cordovan chad
  04/05/09
ugh
house-broken property mad cow disease
  04/05/09
im going to try regardless.
Hilarious cordovan chad
  04/05/09
yeah, you certainly should, this just makes me unhappy. good...
house-broken property mad cow disease
  04/05/09
i wish i could meet women who actually have sex. :(
Hilarious cordovan chad
  04/05/09
You need to have a bit more patience with things.
Bossy nursing home trust fund
  04/05/09
well, fortunately sex isn't the only thing you currently nee...
house-broken property mad cow disease
  04/05/09
no, it pretty much is.
Hilarious cordovan chad
  04/05/09
no, understanding women means more future sex.
house-broken property mad cow disease
  04/05/09
lol that doesn't mean anything
fishy stubborn field
  04/05/09
who says that? what a weird thing to say.
house-broken property mad cow disease
  04/05/09
Why is that a weird thing to say? A lot of women claim "...
fishy stubborn field
  04/05/09
True. He needs to get in good with her and in a couple of m...
Bossy nursing home trust fund
  04/05/09
I might fuck her this afternoon.
Hilarious cordovan chad
  04/05/09
Don't try anything crazy now!
Honey-headed razzmatazz sanctuary
  04/05/09
She just IMed me and said she wants to take a nap in my bed.
Hilarious cordovan chad
  04/05/09
You gotta at least finger her then, dude. edit - need the...
dull metal theater
  04/05/09
IMed me randomly like 5 minutes ago.
Hilarious cordovan chad
  04/05/09
I got that bro, I mean what did she say that in response to?...
dull metal theater
  04/05/09
Nothing. My last conversation with her was like 30 minutes ...
Hilarious cordovan chad
  04/05/09
Ok... then it's in the phenomenal sign category. Just be fl...
dull metal theater
  04/05/09
I'll keep you posted.
Hilarious cordovan chad
  04/05/09
def do it... and awesome job with this, buddy. Congrats, ma...
dull metal theater
  04/05/09
Does it matter? At the very least, she wants to make-out wit...
fishy stubborn field
  04/05/09
lol, it does dude... and yeah, obviously, but beyond that it...
dull metal theater
  04/05/09
I'm female. If I told a guy I want to take a nap in their be...
fishy stubborn field
  04/05/09
I know... I'm saying if she's saying it out of the blue, tot...
dull metal theater
  04/05/09
LOL I spoke to soon then. Can I assume correctly that she...
fishy stubborn field
  04/05/09
She's going to call me at 3, presumably when she's about to ...
Hilarious cordovan chad
  04/05/09
please don't fuck this up. But Good Luck!
fishy stubborn field
  04/05/09
Awesome. act like you've been there. no big deal.
house-broken property mad cow disease
  04/05/09
lol, this will not be the case. But keep thinking positi...
fishy stubborn field
  04/05/09
wtf. Has she called you yet?
fishy stubborn field
  04/05/09
she facebook friended me overnight facebook IMed me AIM...
Hilarious cordovan chad
  04/05/09
and you have a problem with this BECAUSE?
fishy stubborn field
  04/05/09
i dont have a problem. im just saying that im not going to ...
Hilarious cordovan chad
  04/05/09
wtf dude. This is the first girl who's actually interested i...
fishy stubborn field
  04/05/09
im going to work her, don't worry.
Hilarious cordovan chad
  04/05/09
I wish I had faith in you... Btw, don't be too nice to he...
fishy stubborn field
  04/05/09
yes, you fucking are. obviously be a man and don't go to som...
house-broken property mad cow disease
  04/05/09
i approve
Cracking Shimmering Public Bath Stock Car
  04/05/09
this is better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm1ibHUyJj...
fishy stubborn field
  04/05/09
IM RICK JAMES BITCH
Hilarious cordovan chad
  04/05/09
oh junior year of HS..don't miss you at all.
fishy stubborn field
  04/05/09
FUCK YO COUCH
Hilarious cordovan chad
  04/05/09
ITT A NYUUG BREAKTHROUGH!!!
Honey-headed razzmatazz sanctuary
  04/05/09
I'm so proud of him.
fishy stubborn field
  04/05/09
siiiick
house-broken property mad cow disease
  04/05/09
I personally was just coming here to post Backstreet Boys so...
dull metal theater
  04/05/09
guys. nyuug is now *this close* to getting some at this very...
fishy stubborn field
  04/05/09
i wonder how he'll screw it up. thoughts?
Smoky sex offender
  04/05/09
accidentally call her Rowan
fishy stubborn field
  04/05/09
rofl
Smoky sex offender
  04/05/09
he'll wake up
hairraiser psychic
  04/05/09
i'm so apprehensive. this is weird.
house-broken property mad cow disease
  04/05/09
i want this to finally fucking happen so bad, i'm half-incli...
comical idiotic double fault library
  04/05/09
i know, i didn't realize how emotionally invested in this i ...
house-broken property mad cow disease
  04/05/09
later this evening: gf: "why do you keep checking y...
comical idiotic double fault library
  04/05/09
*nods* *shakes head*
house-broken property mad cow disease
  04/05/09
bump
dull metal theater
  04/05/09
nyuug just outs himself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N...
irradiated dead hell
  04/05/09


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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: Hilarious cordovan chad

when i say iiiii want it that way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338386)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:06 PM
Author: ocher indecent crackhouse fat ankles

*ejaculates*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338512)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: Indigo motley church building

die, chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338392)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:45 PM
Author: Hilarious cordovan chad

You've changed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338397)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: comical idiotic double fault library

impostor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339821)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: house-broken property mad cow disease

boobpolice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338401)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: Hilarious cordovan chad

i have a stalker :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338402)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: house-broken property mad cow disease

pardon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338404)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: Hilarious cordovan chad

girl i met last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338412)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: house-broken property mad cow disease

niiiiice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338413)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:49 PM
Author: Hilarious cordovan chad

she wants to do this boyfriend girlfriend shit but i just want to anal then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338422)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: house-broken property mad cow disease

don't fuck with me right now. also, even if she sucks i would recommend sleeping with her SEVERAL times at the very least so you can potentially become unsucky in bed and have a better chance of not waiting 21 years for the next one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338442)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: Hilarious cordovan chad

she told me at the party that she doesnt drink or have sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338445)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: house-broken property mad cow disease

ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338449)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:54 PM
Author: Hilarious cordovan chad

im going to try regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338452)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: house-broken property mad cow disease

yeah, you certainly should, this just makes me unhappy. good luck bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338461)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: Hilarious cordovan chad

i wish i could meet women who actually have sex. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338463)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: Bossy nursing home trust fund

You need to have a bit more patience with things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338493)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: house-broken property mad cow disease

well, fortunately sex isn't the only thing you currently need from women, you just need to interact with one, ideally in a romantic way, on a regular basis so you learn more about them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338651)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: Hilarious cordovan chad

no, it pretty much is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338662)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: house-broken property mad cow disease

no, understanding women means more future sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338678)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: fishy stubborn field

lol that doesn't mean anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338462)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:58 PM
Author: house-broken property mad cow disease

who says that? what a weird thing to say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338470)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:00 PM
Author: fishy stubborn field

Why is that a weird thing to say? A lot of women claim "they don't have sex" but that just means they don't have sex with random guys. He just needs to get on her good side, earn her trust and he should be fine. But with nyuug, it's never that easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338479)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: Bossy nursing home trust fund

True. He needs to get in good with her and in a couple of months she'll be down to sleep with him if she really does like him this much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338491)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: Hilarious cordovan chad

I might fuck her this afternoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338497)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: Honey-headed razzmatazz sanctuary

Don't try anything crazy now!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338500)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: Hilarious cordovan chad

She just IMed me and said she wants to take a nap in my bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338506)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:06 PM
Author: dull metal theater

You gotta at least finger her then, dude.

edit - need the context of how she said it, buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338511)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:08 PM
Author: Hilarious cordovan chad

IMed me randomly like 5 minutes ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338517)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: dull metal theater

I got that bro, I mean what did she say that in response to? It's somewhere between a great sign and a phenomenal sign, depending on context. You've got a fantastic oppontunity here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338528)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:11 PM
Author: Hilarious cordovan chad

Nothing. My last conversation with her was like 30 minutes ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338532)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:12 PM
Author: dull metal theater

Ok... then it's in the phenomenal sign category. Just be flirty back with her... let her make the strongest statements, though. That way she'll know you're interested but you don't risk coming off too over the top. And just play it natural, man - she's obviously really really into you, you're golden doing what you've been doing with her so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338543)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: Hilarious cordovan chad

I'll keep you posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338557)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:17 PM
Author: dull metal theater

def do it... and awesome job with this, buddy. Congrats, man, great work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338593)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:08 PM
Author: fishy stubborn field

Does it matter? At the very least, she wants to make-out with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338518)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: dull metal theater

lol, it does dude... and yeah, obviously, but beyond that it definitely would. if she's saying it out of nowhere... it's an incredibly good sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338522)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: fishy stubborn field

I'm female. If I told a guy I want to take a nap in their bed, that means I want to get close to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338531)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: dull metal theater

I know... I'm saying if she's saying it out of the blue, totally unprompted, it's an even better sign than otherwise. But it's obviously fantastic regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338554)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:07 PM
Author: fishy stubborn field

LOL

I spoke to soon then. Can I assume correctly that she's on her way over now??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338515)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: Hilarious cordovan chad

She's going to call me at 3, presumably when she's about to head over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338549)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: fishy stubborn field

please don't fuck this up.

But Good Luck!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338560)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: house-broken property mad cow disease

Awesome. act like you've been there. no big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338670)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:04 PM
Author: fishy stubborn field

lol, this will not be the case.

But keep thinking positive! Confidence is the key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338501)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: fishy stubborn field

wtf. Has she called you yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338415)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:49 PM
Author: Hilarious cordovan chad

she

facebook friended me overnight

facebook IMed me

AIMed me

texted me (apparently)

will call me at 3PM



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338428)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: fishy stubborn field

and you have a problem with this BECAUSE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338433)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:51 PM
Author: Hilarious cordovan chad

i dont have a problem. im just saying that im not going to some gay ass shit with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338436)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: fishy stubborn field

wtf dude. This is the first girl who's actually interested in you. Do whatever it takes to get into her pants. Wife her up...then sex her up. Duh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338444)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: Hilarious cordovan chad

im going to work her, don't worry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338446)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: fishy stubborn field

I wish I had faith in you...

Btw, don't be too nice to her. You'll end up just being her friend. But don't be too mean to her, else she'll be over you in a second. She likes you now. Please use this to your advantage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338460)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: house-broken property mad cow disease

yes, you fucking are. obviously be a man and don't go to some event (i have no idea what you're talking about) that you'll really hate but don't be stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338448)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: Cracking Shimmering Public Bath Stock Car

i approve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338406)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: fishy stubborn field

this is better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm1ibHUyJjA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338409)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: Hilarious cordovan chad

IM RICK JAMES BITCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338414)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:49 PM
Author: fishy stubborn field

oh junior year of HS..don't miss you at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338423)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:51 PM
Author: Hilarious cordovan chad

FUCK YO COUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338439)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: Honey-headed razzmatazz sanctuary

ITT A NYUUG BREAKTHROUGH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338627)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: fishy stubborn field

I'm so proud of him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338636)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: house-broken property mad cow disease

siiiick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338659)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: dull metal theater

I personally was just coming here to post Backstreet Boys songs, but this is even better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338695)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 3:52 PM
Author: fishy stubborn field

guys. nyuug is now *this close* to getting some at this very moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339804)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 3:55 PM
Author: Smoky sex offender

i wonder how he'll screw it up. thoughts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339831)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 3:56 PM
Author: fishy stubborn field

accidentally call her Rowan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339838)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 3:59 PM
Author: Smoky sex offender

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339853)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:00 PM
Author: hairraiser psychic

he'll wake up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339870)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:06 PM
Author: house-broken property mad cow disease

i'm so apprehensive. this is weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339922)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:14 PM
Author: comical idiotic double fault library

i want this to finally fucking happen so bad, i'm half-inclined to pray to a god i don't believe in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339988)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:26 PM
Author: house-broken property mad cow disease

i know, i didn't realize how emotionally invested in this i was, kinda creepy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11340055)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: comical idiotic double fault library

later this evening:

gf: "why do you keep checking your phone?"

me: "hold on babe; some asian i've never met might lose his virginity tonight. developing..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11340065)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:29 PM
Author: house-broken property mad cow disease

*nods*

*shakes head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11340069)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: dull metal theater

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11341096)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: irradiated dead hell

nyuug just outs himself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2rZxCrb7iU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11341329)