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you are...my fire. the one...desire, believe.

when i say iiiii want it that way
cerebral garrison
  04/05/09
*ejaculates*
Blue friendly grandma
  04/05/09
die, chink
Chrome Point Son Of Senegal
  04/05/09
You've changed.
cerebral garrison
  04/05/09
impostor
Cream Party Of The First Part Senate
  04/05/09
boobpolice
charismatic gas station digit ratio
  04/05/09
i have a stalker :(
cerebral garrison
  04/05/09
pardon?
charismatic gas station digit ratio
  04/05/09
girl i met last night.
cerebral garrison
  04/05/09
niiiiice
charismatic gas station digit ratio
  04/05/09
she wants to do this boyfriend girlfriend shit but i just wa...
cerebral garrison
  04/05/09
don't fuck with me right now. also, even if she sucks i woul...
charismatic gas station digit ratio
  04/05/09
she told me at the party that she doesnt drink or have sex.
cerebral garrison
  04/05/09
ugh
charismatic gas station digit ratio
  04/05/09
im going to try regardless.
cerebral garrison
  04/05/09
yeah, you certainly should, this just makes me unhappy. good...
charismatic gas station digit ratio
  04/05/09
i wish i could meet women who actually have sex. :(
cerebral garrison
  04/05/09
You need to have a bit more patience with things.
Useless curious whorehouse immigrant
  04/05/09
well, fortunately sex isn't the only thing you currently nee...
charismatic gas station digit ratio
  04/05/09
no, it pretty much is.
cerebral garrison
  04/05/09
no, understanding women means more future sex.
charismatic gas station digit ratio
  04/05/09
lol that doesn't mean anything
flatulent school cafeteria trust fund
  04/05/09
who says that? what a weird thing to say.
charismatic gas station digit ratio
  04/05/09
Why is that a weird thing to say? A lot of women claim "...
flatulent school cafeteria trust fund
  04/05/09
True. He needs to get in good with her and in a couple of m...
Useless curious whorehouse immigrant
  04/05/09
I might fuck her this afternoon.
cerebral garrison
  04/05/09
Don't try anything crazy now!
Mauve milk
  04/05/09
She just IMed me and said she wants to take a nap in my bed.
cerebral garrison
  04/05/09
You gotta at least finger her then, dude. edit - need the...
House-broken Shrine
  04/05/09
IMed me randomly like 5 minutes ago.
cerebral garrison
  04/05/09
I got that bro, I mean what did she say that in response to?...
House-broken Shrine
  04/05/09
Nothing. My last conversation with her was like 30 minutes ...
cerebral garrison
  04/05/09
Ok... then it's in the phenomenal sign category. Just be fl...
House-broken Shrine
  04/05/09
I'll keep you posted.
cerebral garrison
  04/05/09
def do it... and awesome job with this, buddy. Congrats, ma...
House-broken Shrine
  04/05/09
Does it matter? At the very least, she wants to make-out wit...
flatulent school cafeteria trust fund
  04/05/09
lol, it does dude... and yeah, obviously, but beyond that it...
House-broken Shrine
  04/05/09
I'm female. If I told a guy I want to take a nap in their be...
flatulent school cafeteria trust fund
  04/05/09
I know... I'm saying if she's saying it out of the blue, tot...
House-broken Shrine
  04/05/09
LOL I spoke to soon then. Can I assume correctly that she...
flatulent school cafeteria trust fund
  04/05/09
She's going to call me at 3, presumably when she's about to ...
cerebral garrison
  04/05/09
please don't fuck this up. But Good Luck!
flatulent school cafeteria trust fund
  04/05/09
Awesome. act like you've been there. no big deal.
charismatic gas station digit ratio
  04/05/09
lol, this will not be the case. But keep thinking positi...
flatulent school cafeteria trust fund
  04/05/09
wtf. Has she called you yet?
flatulent school cafeteria trust fund
  04/05/09
she facebook friended me overnight facebook IMed me AIM...
cerebral garrison
  04/05/09
and you have a problem with this BECAUSE?
flatulent school cafeteria trust fund
  04/05/09
i dont have a problem. im just saying that im not going to ...
cerebral garrison
  04/05/09
wtf dude. This is the first girl who's actually interested i...
flatulent school cafeteria trust fund
  04/05/09
im going to work her, don't worry.
cerebral garrison
  04/05/09
I wish I had faith in you... Btw, don't be too nice to he...
flatulent school cafeteria trust fund
  04/05/09
yes, you fucking are. obviously be a man and don't go to som...
charismatic gas station digit ratio
  04/05/09
i approve
stirring dead dog poop
  04/05/09
this is better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm1ibHUyJj...
flatulent school cafeteria trust fund
  04/05/09
IM RICK JAMES BITCH
cerebral garrison
  04/05/09
oh junior year of HS..don't miss you at all.
flatulent school cafeteria trust fund
  04/05/09
FUCK YO COUCH
cerebral garrison
  04/05/09
ITT A NYUUG BREAKTHROUGH!!!
Mauve milk
  04/05/09
I'm so proud of him.
flatulent school cafeteria trust fund
  04/05/09
siiiick
charismatic gas station digit ratio
  04/05/09
I personally was just coming here to post Backstreet Boys so...
House-broken Shrine
  04/05/09
guys. nyuug is now *this close* to getting some at this very...
flatulent school cafeteria trust fund
  04/05/09
i wonder how he'll screw it up. thoughts?
Bat shit crazy frozen becky
  04/05/09
accidentally call her Rowan
flatulent school cafeteria trust fund
  04/05/09
rofl
Bat shit crazy frozen becky
  04/05/09
he'll wake up
fragrant stag film
  04/05/09
i'm so apprehensive. this is weird.
charismatic gas station digit ratio
  04/05/09
i want this to finally fucking happen so bad, i'm half-incli...
Cream Party Of The First Part Senate
  04/05/09
i know, i didn't realize how emotionally invested in this i ...
charismatic gas station digit ratio
  04/05/09
later this evening: gf: "why do you keep checking y...
Cream Party Of The First Part Senate
  04/05/09
*nods* *shakes head*
charismatic gas station digit ratio
  04/05/09
bump
House-broken Shrine
  04/05/09
nyuug just outs himself. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N...
magical ladyboy parlour
  04/05/09


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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: cerebral garrison

when i say iiiii want it that way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338386)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:06 PM
Author: Blue friendly grandma

*ejaculates*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338512)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: Chrome Point Son Of Senegal

die, chink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338392)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:45 PM
Author: cerebral garrison

You've changed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338397)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 3:54 PM
Author: Cream Party Of The First Part Senate

impostor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339821)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: charismatic gas station digit ratio

boobpolice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338401)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: cerebral garrison

i have a stalker :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338402)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: charismatic gas station digit ratio

pardon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338404)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: cerebral garrison

girl i met last night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338412)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: charismatic gas station digit ratio

niiiiice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338413)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:49 PM
Author: cerebral garrison

she wants to do this boyfriend girlfriend shit but i just want to anal then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338422)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: charismatic gas station digit ratio

don't fuck with me right now. also, even if she sucks i would recommend sleeping with her SEVERAL times at the very least so you can potentially become unsucky in bed and have a better chance of not waiting 21 years for the next one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338442)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: cerebral garrison

she told me at the party that she doesnt drink or have sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338445)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: charismatic gas station digit ratio

ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338449)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:54 PM
Author: cerebral garrison

im going to try regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338452)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: charismatic gas station digit ratio

yeah, you certainly should, this just makes me unhappy. good luck bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338461)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: cerebral garrison

i wish i could meet women who actually have sex. :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338463)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: Useless curious whorehouse immigrant

You need to have a bit more patience with things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338493)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: charismatic gas station digit ratio

well, fortunately sex isn't the only thing you currently need from women, you just need to interact with one, ideally in a romantic way, on a regular basis so you learn more about them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338651)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: cerebral garrison

no, it pretty much is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338662)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: charismatic gas station digit ratio

no, understanding women means more future sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338678)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: flatulent school cafeteria trust fund

lol that doesn't mean anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338462)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:58 PM
Author: charismatic gas station digit ratio

who says that? what a weird thing to say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338470)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:00 PM
Author: flatulent school cafeteria trust fund

Why is that a weird thing to say? A lot of women claim "they don't have sex" but that just means they don't have sex with random guys. He just needs to get on her good side, earn her trust and he should be fine. But with nyuug, it's never that easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338479)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: Useless curious whorehouse immigrant

True. He needs to get in good with her and in a couple of months she'll be down to sleep with him if she really does like him this much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338491)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: cerebral garrison

I might fuck her this afternoon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338497)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:03 PM
Author: Mauve milk

Don't try anything crazy now!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338500)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: cerebral garrison

She just IMed me and said she wants to take a nap in my bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338506)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:06 PM
Author: House-broken Shrine

You gotta at least finger her then, dude.

edit - need the context of how she said it, buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338511)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:08 PM
Author: cerebral garrison

IMed me randomly like 5 minutes ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338517)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: House-broken Shrine

I got that bro, I mean what did she say that in response to? It's somewhere between a great sign and a phenomenal sign, depending on context. You've got a fantastic oppontunity here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338528)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:11 PM
Author: cerebral garrison

Nothing. My last conversation with her was like 30 minutes ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338532)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:12 PM
Author: House-broken Shrine

Ok... then it's in the phenomenal sign category. Just be flirty back with her... let her make the strongest statements, though. That way she'll know you're interested but you don't risk coming off too over the top. And just play it natural, man - she's obviously really really into you, you're golden doing what you've been doing with her so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338543)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: cerebral garrison

I'll keep you posted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338557)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:17 PM
Author: House-broken Shrine

def do it... and awesome job with this, buddy. Congrats, man, great work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338593)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:08 PM
Author: flatulent school cafeteria trust fund

Does it matter? At the very least, she wants to make-out with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338518)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: House-broken Shrine

lol, it does dude... and yeah, obviously, but beyond that it definitely would. if she's saying it out of nowhere... it's an incredibly good sign.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338522)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: flatulent school cafeteria trust fund

I'm female. If I told a guy I want to take a nap in their bed, that means I want to get close to him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338531)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: House-broken Shrine

I know... I'm saying if she's saying it out of the blue, totally unprompted, it's an even better sign than otherwise. But it's obviously fantastic regardless.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338554)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:07 PM
Author: flatulent school cafeteria trust fund

LOL

I spoke to soon then. Can I assume correctly that she's on her way over now??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338515)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: cerebral garrison

She's going to call me at 3, presumably when she's about to head over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338549)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: flatulent school cafeteria trust fund

please don't fuck this up.

But Good Luck!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338560)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: charismatic gas station digit ratio

Awesome. act like you've been there. no big deal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338670)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:04 PM
Author: flatulent school cafeteria trust fund

lol, this will not be the case.

But keep thinking positive! Confidence is the key.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338501)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: flatulent school cafeteria trust fund

wtf. Has she called you yet?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338415)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:49 PM
Author: cerebral garrison

she

facebook friended me overnight

facebook IMed me

AIMed me

texted me (apparently)

will call me at 3PM



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338428)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: flatulent school cafeteria trust fund

and you have a problem with this BECAUSE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338433)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:51 PM
Author: cerebral garrison

i dont have a problem. im just saying that im not going to some gay ass shit with her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338436)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: flatulent school cafeteria trust fund

wtf dude. This is the first girl who's actually interested in you. Do whatever it takes to get into her pants. Wife her up...then sex her up. Duh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338444)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: cerebral garrison

im going to work her, don't worry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338446)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: flatulent school cafeteria trust fund

I wish I had faith in you...

Btw, don't be too nice to her. You'll end up just being her friend. But don't be too mean to her, else she'll be over you in a second. She likes you now. Please use this to your advantage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338460)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: charismatic gas station digit ratio

yes, you fucking are. obviously be a man and don't go to some event (i have no idea what you're talking about) that you'll really hate but don't be stupid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338448)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: stirring dead dog poop

i approve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338406)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: flatulent school cafeteria trust fund

this is better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gm1ibHUyJjA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338409)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: cerebral garrison

IM RICK JAMES BITCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338414)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:49 PM
Author: flatulent school cafeteria trust fund

oh junior year of HS..don't miss you at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338423)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 12:51 PM
Author: cerebral garrison

FUCK YO COUCH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338439)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: Mauve milk

ITT A NYUUG BREAKTHROUGH!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338627)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: flatulent school cafeteria trust fund

I'm so proud of him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338636)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: charismatic gas station digit ratio

siiiick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338659)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: House-broken Shrine

I personally was just coming here to post Backstreet Boys songs, but this is even better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11338695)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 3:52 PM
Author: flatulent school cafeteria trust fund

guys. nyuug is now *this close* to getting some at this very moment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339804)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 3:55 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy frozen becky

i wonder how he'll screw it up. thoughts?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339831)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 3:56 PM
Author: flatulent school cafeteria trust fund

accidentally call her Rowan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339838)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 3:59 PM
Author: Bat shit crazy frozen becky

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339853)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:00 PM
Author: fragrant stag film

he'll wake up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339870)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:06 PM
Author: charismatic gas station digit ratio

i'm so apprehensive. this is weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339922)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:14 PM
Author: Cream Party Of The First Part Senate

i want this to finally fucking happen so bad, i'm half-inclined to pray to a god i don't believe in

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11339988)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:26 PM
Author: charismatic gas station digit ratio

i know, i didn't realize how emotionally invested in this i was, kinda creepy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11340055)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:28 PM
Author: Cream Party Of The First Part Senate

later this evening:

gf: "why do you keep checking your phone?"

me: "hold on babe; some asian i've never met might lose his virginity tonight. developing..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11340065)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 4:29 PM
Author: charismatic gas station digit ratio

*nods*

*shakes head*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11340069)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:29 PM
Author: House-broken Shrine

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11341096)



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Date: April 5th, 2009 6:52 PM
Author: magical ladyboy parlour

nyuug just outs himself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2rZxCrb7iU



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=968452&forum_id=2#11341329)