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So I just lost my virginity. I'm 26. Taking questions.

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Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
f or m
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
I'm a woman
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
slut. you made it that far, you should have waited a little ...
Glassy Fragrant Ape Windowlicker
  05/14/09
*smokes an after sex cigarette with you*
Rusted hideous patrolman
  05/14/09
m/f? was it what you expected?
know-it-all locale
  05/14/09
It was not what I expected. Anticlimactic, and not painfu...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
flmae
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
Age of V-Card Taker?
underhanded forum dopamine
  05/14/09
31
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
Oh, you're still a virgin.
sinister mother tattoo
  05/14/09
srsly? He went in all the way and came inside me.
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
enjoy your hpv.
flesh ticket booth french chef
  05/14/09
Unless he had a 1" cock, you should have known that you...
Beady-eyed Market
  05/14/09
Yeah, there was friction. But I just thought everything w...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
Hmm. It sounds like you just didn't have very good sex, then...
Beady-eyed Market
  05/14/09
I hope so. He's really sweet. I feel so awful, but I f...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
Everyone's first time kind of sucks. Keep working on it.
Beady-eyed Market
  05/14/09
It didn't suck. It was just . . . like nothing really h...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
Mine hurt like a bitch and ended in a trip to the emergency ...
Beady-eyed Market
  05/14/09
lol really big dick or what?
awkward milk
  05/14/09
bunkbed-related accident
Beady-eyed Market
  05/14/09
You must tell this story.
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
Fell off. I landed on him and broke his wrist. He then told ...
Beady-eyed Market
  05/14/09
did you finish teh sex or go straight to er?
awkward milk
  05/14/09
Breaking bones has a way of breaking the mood.
Beady-eyed Market
  05/14/09
thats one of the best rowan stories ever. how have we not he...
Thriller turquoise station
  05/14/09
She told it here before.
Zombie-like filthpig space
  05/14/09
Did you both fall off together?
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
Yeah, he shifted his weight wrong and went tumbling off, and...
Beady-eyed Market
  05/14/09
man
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
That sounds super-hot, except for the broken bones.
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
I assure you, it was not. It was quite possibly the least er...
Beady-eyed Market
  05/14/09
You just have a poor perspective on it. Generally, lovemaki...
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
He was also fat, if that manages to do the trick of ruining ...
Beady-eyed Market
  05/14/09
How old were you?
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
18
Beady-eyed Market
  05/14/09
18 year old Imogen naked wrestling with a fat dude on a bunk...
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
No accounting for taste, I guess!
Beady-eyed Market
  05/14/09
or looks.
bull headed corner foreskin
  05/14/09
Don't be pissy.
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
this would be a dream come true for 147 lbs. of fat chick, g...
disrespectful potus
  05/14/09
lollll what??? the falling off top bunk variety or hitting ...
awkward milk
  05/14/09
woah sounds intense
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
Not a lot, no. We didn't really plan it. We both cam...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
My suggestion? Have a do-over, where he makes you dinner or ...
Beady-eyed Market
  05/14/09
I plan to. I hadn't even shaved since I met him. I usu...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
Are you guys serious, or is this a more casual boyfriend?
Beady-eyed Market
  05/14/09
I think it might be serious, even though I just met him. Al...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
what does HIM being hairy have anything to do with ur chewba...
bull headed corner foreskin
  05/14/09
It matters to me. I'm not ashamed of my genes. I mean, I d...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
lol have you ever orgasmed?
awkward milk
  05/14/09
yeah. Not with this guy though. Out sexual chemistry is so...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
wait, what do you mean by "brazilians"?
awkward milk
  05/14/09
A brazilian wax. Don't get me wrong; I *am* into hair r...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
lol what was your family situation like growing up? any dad...
awkward milk
  05/14/09
I'm very close to my father and mother. My parents are c...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
were they as asexual as you are? did they display affection...
awkward milk
  05/14/09
They hate each other's guts. They never even slept in the s...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
!!!! i think we've made a major breakthrough!!!
awkward milk
  05/14/09
yes, pensive fell right into your hands for you.
marvelous coiffed theater
  05/14/09
lol tcr
Self-centered insecure coldplay fan telephone
  05/14/09
not really. My sister is totally normal - steady boyfr...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
she's likely more attractive than you. people can still be ...
awkward milk
  05/14/09
Actually I think most people are under the impression that s...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
hmm, ever think you migth be a lesbian? havve you ever expe...
awkward milk
  05/14/09
Women are annoying.
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
this flame went from plausible to absolutely shit.
bull headed corner foreskin
  05/14/09
no, it was never plausible.
awkward milk
  05/14/09
There are a lot of women who don't shave their legs.
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
this is so true. rach is the like the harriest man alive but...
Clear motley temple
  05/14/09
good suggestion
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
yea my first time was awful, but only b/c the condom broke.....
awkward milk
  05/14/09
That was kinda hot. You know, to "hear" you say &q...
sinister mother tattoo
  05/14/09
For me, it was "he had a 1" cock".
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
why so old, friend?
Odious nubile keepsake machete people who are hurt
  05/14/09
I'm a socially inept freak. I'm also not particularly r...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
Apparently it's easy with you, too.
carmine philosopher-king
  05/14/09
in what sense?
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
You've now had sex 1 more time than Lara Croft ever has befo...
sinister mother tattoo
  05/14/09
Sore?
underhanded forum dopamine
  05/14/09
yes
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
no, I'm not. Not at all. wtf. I mentioned that to...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&for...
sinister mother tattoo
  05/14/09
you are so flame imo. but i am incompetent at this so will w...
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
It's flame but just go with it.
sinister mother tattoo
  05/14/09
she's flaming my irl. i'm slightly offended at the bad job a...
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
The being sore part or the lack of blood part? Trust me...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
sore has little to do with being gentle
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
So what is it then?
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
have you tried other things in the past, perhaps? that would...
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
I masturbate twice a week and ride my bike to work every mor...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
lol
sinister mother tattoo
  05/14/09
well, apparently many women break their hymens while bike ri...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
Did any dust poof out upon initial entry?
underhanded forum dopamine
  05/14/09
if that's a joke I don't get it.
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
lol come on....try again yo
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
Oh, come on. She's not that old.
sinister mother tattoo
  05/14/09
oh i see
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
Small penis?
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
yes. He's a nice guy but extremely small.
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
Estimate size?
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
I can't do that. I can easily fit all of him in my mo...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
Yeah, but are you a championship deepthroater?
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
He's the first guy I've ever taken in my mouth.
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
Why do you say "taken in my mouth" and not "b...
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
Because I didn't give him a blowjob. Put his penis in my mo...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
what was uncomfortable about it?
opaque church
  05/14/09
meh, I don't know. It's just sort of new to me. I will pro...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
Wait, you had never given a blow job before either?
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
yes, I know I'm a freak.
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
No, it's cool.
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
Not really. I'm not religious or anything, and I've never b...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
Explain how things fell apart.
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
Things were broken off. I've never had a real boyfriend...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
What, did you dump them *right after* they ate you out?
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
Within a few days. Or they dumped me.
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
Why didn't you blow them after they ate you out? That's wei...
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
Apparently because I'm uptight and selfish and socially inep...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
Being hard on yourself won't help anything.
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
I'm just premptively stating the inevitable xoxo insults. ...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
I don't see how you can say most guys would be lucky to have...
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
Clearly I'm not the right person for most guys.
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
and thus they would in fact *not* be lucky to be with you. ...
disrespectful potus
  05/14/09
why no strong drive? i might relate to your focus on self a...
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
I don't know. The first time I masturbated was when I was 2...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
I would have punched you in the fucking ovaries if you did t...
vengeful nowag range
  05/14/09
eh, he came on my chest after that. He's really patient a...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
And when you do, I'm sure it will be a real thrillride for h...
carmine philosopher-king
  05/14/09
would you do ass to mouth? it might spice up your rather du...
opaque church
  05/14/09
my ass or his ass? We've done my ass - he's really into...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
so he fucked your ass then placed his dick in your mouth mom...
opaque church
  05/14/09
By "ass to mouth" I thought you meant had he eaten...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
oh did you enjoy getting your ass eaten out?
opaque church
  05/14/09
um, I'm still a little uptight but he's trying really hard t...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
I suspect that you "schedule" everything in your l...
carmine philosopher-king
  05/14/09
I'm skipping work at this moment. Called in sick. Plan to ...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
*sigh* this could have been my thread
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
You just lost your virginity too?
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
yes and my thread on it would have included stick figure ill...
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
How was it.
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
tbh probably one of the most amazing things i have known in ...
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
aww, that's so sweet. Who was he?
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
a good friend of mine
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
Is that awkward? Are you staying just friends? Are you OK ...
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
sometimes awkward, sometimes a breezy situ but we were still...
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
Have you had sex with anyone else?
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
no
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
Explain the edit.
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
what was the edit?
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
I ain't telling you.
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
im not telling, either *giggles cutely*
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
:(
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
i had said 'no, unforch' minor edit to the undiscerning
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
why is that unfortunate?
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
it wasn't unfortunate. that's why i edited it out
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
I see. I'm beginning to be in a really bad mood.
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
describe the factors contributing to this bad mood?
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
Lived with my roommate for two years. The past six months w...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
much focus on trying to hold onto past stability, maybe? ...
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
thanks
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
of course
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
wtf
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
whats up?
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
that's what it should have been like. I'm sitting here...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
why are you confused? are you concerned only about the biolo...
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
I thought I would feel *something* I was also told that...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
I had what would probably be considered a perfect experience...
Multi-colored rough-skinned stag film
  05/14/09
well stated
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
that's great. congrats.
sinister mother tattoo
  05/14/09
ty
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
awwww
Beady-eyed Market
  05/14/09
I used to post regularly, but don't know anyone on this thre...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
yea, i'm female.
opaque church
  05/14/09
female
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
and it sounds like flame to both of you? He was also supr...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
no that's normal for some. just some of the other stuff
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
the not sore stuff? what?!
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
probably both are normal. ppl are made differently so yeah, ...
Exciting umber gaming laptop
  05/14/09
if you're 26 your maidenhead probably broke long ago. mine ...
opaque church
  05/14/09
But did you know it when it broke? I don't remember mine ...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
yea blood gradually seeped out throughout the day. i didn't...
opaque church
  05/14/09
repressed memories FTW. ask your dad about it. when he tur...
bull headed corner foreskin
  05/14/09
I would give anything to have my virginity back. *sigh*
sinister mother tattoo
  05/14/09
I honestly feel like I still have mine.
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
Why?
spectacular apoplectic kitty cat crotch
  05/14/09
Dear Pensive: Just because people say "OH IT'S FLAME...
marvelous coiffed theater
  05/14/09
Leave teh "genius" ALONE
useless emerald set
  05/14/09
shh, this rocks.
bateful pervert
  05/14/09
also, i'll add fatter girls w/ wider vaginas tend to get les...
opaque church
  05/14/09
yes, I'm overweight. Not severely, but I'm way bigger than ...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
lol, fatty
bull headed corner foreskin
  05/14/09
i give this thread a collective 180.
awkward milk
  05/14/09
somehow I don't think I should take this as a compliment.
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
the bicycle post was too convenient. otherwise, about as we...
awkward milk
  05/14/09
Oh hai Pensive/Blanko. In reality, this is some of the worst...
fighting hateful resort
  05/14/09
sorry but you're wrong. on both counts. female schtick is ...
awkward milk
  05/14/09
If you were convinced by this, you need to meet more females...
fighting hateful resort
  05/14/09
i explicitly said that it was not convincing. 2nd page law ...
awkward milk
  05/14/09
OK chief, you're right. This is a brilliant, well-executed f...
fighting hateful resort
  05/14/09
lol. it's entertained me. but i am not the op.
awkward milk
  05/14/09
what do you mean by "convenient?"
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
i mean a poorly executed flame post.
awkward milk
  05/14/09
I spent the next day bawling my eyes out, you're handling it...
trip lodge
  05/14/09
did he wear a condom when he penetrated your vagina?
awkward milk
  05/14/09
of course. Actually, I was tensing up when he first sta...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
lol maybe next time just go with it. frequent breaks like t...
awkward milk
  05/14/09
lol wtffffffffff
bull headed corner foreskin
  05/14/09
I don't know! He was like "hold on babe, let me chan...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
yea just don't use condoms. std's are really nothing to wor...
awkward milk
  05/14/09
I think he's been with a lot of women. And he's not white. ...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
oh, i think it does matter. i guess stick w/ the condoms.
awkward milk
  05/14/09
uh, white guys sleep around a lot.
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
yea but they only get diseases like herpes or gonorrhea. ...
awkward milk
  05/14/09
um, everyone can get any STD. It doesn't matter if some STDs...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
motherfuckinepert i guess.
awkward milk
  05/14/09
you don't have to have a lot of sex to know how STDs work. ...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
Asian? That would explain the little dick and the inability ...
carmine philosopher-king
  05/14/09
My parents are Indian and his are Lao.
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
LOLao.
carmine philosopher-king
  05/14/09
170 an 180 post would have been Laolz
Sapphire provocative rehab karate
  05/14/09
I think both are fairly obvious.
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
LOL
Light Contagious Gas Station
  05/14/09
This is so totally saltybabe
Maize frisky pistol dysfunction
  05/14/09
This is a well-executed and interesting flame. The rest of ...
Self-centered insecure coldplay fan telephone
  05/14/09
i hope i won't be 26 when i break my virginity...
Clear motley temple
  05/14/09
ugh, I'm still surprised I got through college with it.
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/14/09
don't feel bad. supposedly adriana lima was a virgin until s...
Clear motley temple
  05/14/09
You should really rape your boyfriend. Get him drunk or som...
Mauve diverse school
  05/14/09
boyfriend rape?
Self-centered insecure coldplay fan telephone
  05/14/09
surprise sex. Sometimes it's just time to do it.
Mauve diverse school
  05/14/09
yeah one of my friends told me a story about losing his virg...
Self-centered insecure coldplay fan telephone
  05/14/09
We were making out naked on the bed for the third time in a ...
Mauve diverse school
  05/14/09
lulz.
Zombie-like filthpig space
  05/14/09
It was time anyway. At least this way I wasn't all tensed u...
Mauve diverse school
  05/14/09
there's a guy from my school who told a story about how his ...
Clear motley temple
  05/14/09
Lulz, things that can only happen at the New School...
Zombie-like filthpig space
  05/14/09
I can see the next day: BEL is banned from XO and Rach can't...
Zombie-like filthpig space
  05/14/09
rach has banned me from xo before. & i had to BEG him to...
Clear motley temple
  05/14/09
at least *he* is getting off. btw, have you considered my...
Light Contagious Gas Station
  05/14/09
I notice you didn't address the part where Rach's ass is in ...
Zombie-like filthpig space
  05/14/09
26? I can't even begin to understand that kind of nonsense. ...
Claret persian pozpig
  05/14/09
My goal was to only graduate high school with it. Then ...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/15/09
you dating him again this weekend?
Self-centered insecure coldplay fan telephone
  05/15/09
I'm seeing him tonight, and then going away for two weeks to...
Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon
  05/15/09


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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:36 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735425)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:37 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

f or m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735436)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:39 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

I'm a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735451)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 6:59 PM
Author: Glassy Fragrant Ape Windowlicker

slut. you made it that far, you should have waited a little more for marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11738819)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:38 PM
Author: Rusted hideous patrolman

*smokes an after sex cigarette with you*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735438)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:37 PM
Author: know-it-all locale

m/f? was it what you expected?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735437)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:40 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

It was not what I expected.

Anticlimactic, and not painful at all. Just uncomfortable. There was no blood. At the end I wanted to ask "did we do it?" but I didn't because it might hurt his feelings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735458)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:41 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

flmae

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735461)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:41 PM
Author: underhanded forum dopamine

Age of V-Card Taker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735463)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

31

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735481)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: sinister mother tattoo

Oh, you're still a virgin.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735472)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:43 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

srsly?

He went in all the way and came inside me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735484)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: flesh ticket booth french chef

enjoy your hpv.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11738664)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:57 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Market

Unless he had a 1" cock, you should have known that you "did it", right? There should have been some friction?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735617)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:04 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

Yeah, there was friction.

But I just thought everything would be hot and heavy and shit. There didn't really seem to be sense of urgency in everything. And he just suddenly orgasmed, out of nowhere. He had his normal face until the very last second.

I mean, we did do it. But I felt tempted to ask anyway, because it wasn't what I expected.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735677)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Market

Hmm. It sounds like you just didn't have very good sex, then. It gets better with some practice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735685)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

I hope so. He's really sweet.

I feel so awful, but I found myself thinking afterward about how it would have been with a different guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735738)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Market

Everyone's first time kind of sucks. Keep working on it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735757)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:16 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

It didn't suck.

It was just . . . like nothing really happened.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735761)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Market

Mine hurt like a bitch and ended in a trip to the emergency room, so it sounds like yours was a tad better.

Did you guys do much foreplay beforehand?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735777)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: awkward milk

lol really big dick or what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735783)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Market

bunkbed-related accident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735800)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: bateful pervert

You must tell this story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735809)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Market

Fell off. I landed on him and broke his wrist. He then told everyone around campus who asked about the injury that his girlfriend beat him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735827)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: awkward milk

did you finish teh sex or go straight to er?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735838)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Market

Breaking bones has a way of breaking the mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735843)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:47 PM
Author: Thriller turquoise station

thats one of the best rowan stories ever. how have we not heard this before?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736013)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:28 PM
Author: Zombie-like filthpig space

She told it here before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736296)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:26 PM
Author: bateful pervert

Did you both fall off together?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735841)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:27 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Market

Yeah, he shifted his weight wrong and went tumbling off, and I got dragged along.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735846)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:29 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735868)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: bateful pervert

That sounds super-hot, except for the broken bones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735878)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:31 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Market

I assure you, it was not. It was quite possibly the least erotic sexual experience of my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735883)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:33 PM
Author: bateful pervert

You just have a poor perspective on it. Generally, lovemaking so passionate it results in falling off beds is considered hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735898)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Market

He was also fat, if that manages to do the trick of ruining the picture.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735913)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:35 PM
Author: bateful pervert

How old were you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735922)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:37 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Market

18

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735935)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:38 PM
Author: bateful pervert

18 year old Imogen naked wrestling with a fat dude on a bunk bed is crazy hot. Sorry.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735947)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Market

No accounting for taste, I guess!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735977)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: bull headed corner foreskin

or looks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735982)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: bateful pervert

Don't be pissy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735991)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: disrespectful potus

this would be a dream come true for 147 lbs. of fat chick, given her elaborate bone-breaking fantasies and sex. granted, the wrong person gets their wrist broken, but just the proximity would probably turn that little mutant on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11738562)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: awkward milk

lollll what??? the falling off top bunk variety or hitting your head from below variety. or something else?

edit: ill add i've done it on bunk beds too. it's not ideal. but no one was injured, aside from maybe a bumped head. but my top bunk had a railing...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735815)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

woah sounds intense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735820)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

Not a lot, no.

We didn't really plan it. We both came home drunk last night, and in the morning we were playing around and he told me he wanted to just put the tip in so I could see what it felt like. In the middle of it I told him to keep going. And then both my fucking cats hopped onto the bed to watch.

I was scummy and hungover. Not romantic at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735804)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Market

My suggestion? Have a do-over, where he makes you dinner or does whatever you find romantic, and then you guys get a little more worked up beforehand. It improves, promise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735821)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:27 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

I plan to.

I hadn't even shaved since I met him. I usually just wax everything, but I've been broke and have been putting it off. He doesn't really seem to care, though, since he's pretty hairy. Though he did mention it would be nice if I trimmed my pubes.

However, I'm going on vacation for two weeks come Saturday.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735845)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:29 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Market

Are you guys serious, or is this a more casual boyfriend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735866)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:37 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

I think it might be serious, even though I just met him. All his friends know about me and talk to me as if he's really into me. It kind of freaked me out.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735939)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: bull headed corner foreskin

what does HIM being hairy have anything to do with ur chewbacca snatch? hell, you could be dating the hairiest guy in the world and he still would want u to trim ur shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735877)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:36 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

It matters to me. I'm not ashamed of my genes. I mean, I don't have a feminist policy against hair removal - I remove it when I feel like it, but don't feel ashamed when I'm lazy and walk around with hairy legs. But women do grow hair. Some more than others. That's nothing to be embarassed about. And the people who feel differently can fuck themselves, as far as I'm concerned.

Though he says he does trim his, so maybe I should put in equal effort and trim mine.

I kind of like having a lot, though. It keeps me warm. Plus, I can be without underwear and still not have anything bare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735928)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:38 PM
Author: awkward milk

lol

have you ever orgasmed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735943)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

yeah. Not with this guy though. Out sexual chemistry is sort of off.

And that's actually the only reason I occasionally get Brazilians even when my legs are hairy. More surface area.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735971)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:44 PM
Author: awkward milk

wait, what do you mean by "brazilians"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735992)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:46 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

A brazilian wax.

Don't get me wrong; I *am* into hair removal. I'm just not particular about it. And once you shave, the whole wax schedule is out of wack, so if I can't afford a wax I just grow the hair.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736009)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:48 PM
Author: awkward milk

lol what was your family situation like growing up? any daddy issues?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736022)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:48 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

I'm very close to my father and mother.

My parents are crazy but they're good parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736033)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:50 PM
Author: awkward milk

were they as asexual as you are? did they display affection towards eachother in your presence while growing up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736050)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:52 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

They hate each other's guts. They never even slept in the same bed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736066)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:04 PM
Author: awkward milk

!!!! i think we've made a major breakthrough!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736133)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:05 PM
Author: marvelous coiffed theater

yes, pensive fell right into your hands for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736138)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 6:37 PM
Author: Self-centered insecure coldplay fan telephone

lol tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11738558)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:08 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

not really.

My sister is totally normal - steady boyfriends, got married, had a baby, white picket fence and shit.

I think it's just me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736157)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:10 PM
Author: awkward milk

she's likely more attractive than you. people can still be relatively sexless and have a baby. but surely your parents lack of sexual guidance has left an impression that sex isn't that important, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736168)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:14 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

Actually I think most people are under the impression that sex is more important than it really is.

She's not objectively better looking, but she definitely takes better care of her appearance than I do. She's a girly girl - pretty clothes, makeup, great hair, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736196)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:15 PM
Author: awkward milk

hmm, ever think you migth be a lesbian? havve you ever experimented w/ a girl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736199)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:16 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

Women are annoying.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736213)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:39 PM
Author: bull headed corner foreskin

this flame went from plausible to absolutely shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735954)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:41 PM
Author: awkward milk

no, it was never plausible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735966)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

There are a lot of women who don't shave their legs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735979)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 6:32 PM
Author: Clear motley temple

this is so true. rach is the like the harriest man alive but i still shave down there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11738520)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:30 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

good suggestion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735873)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: awkward milk

yea my first time was awful, but only b/c the condom broke...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735770)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:04 PM
Author: sinister mother tattoo

That was kinda hot. You know, to "hear" you say "cock."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735678)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: bateful pervert

For me, it was "he had a 1" cock".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735687)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:38 PM
Author: Odious nubile keepsake machete people who are hurt

why so old, friend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735443)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:42 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

I'm a socially inept freak.

I'm also not particularly romantic. Nor have I ever been particularly interested in men. I just figured it would happen when it was time, and never stressed about it. Occasionally I went nuts and brought home some redneck from a bar, but then couldn't go through with it.

It would have been nice to be in love and all that shit, but really I just wanted someone with whom I was comfortable and whom I could trust. I've only been with this guy for three weeks, but he's so *easy*. Everything is easy with him. And he likes me a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735479)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: carmine philosopher-king

Apparently it's easy with you, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735776)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

in what sense?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735811)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:39 PM
Author: sinister mother tattoo

You've now had sex 1 more time than Lara Croft ever has before noon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735448)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:40 PM
Author: underhanded forum dopamine

Sore?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735456)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:41 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735464)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

no, I'm not.

Not at all.

wtf.

I mentioned that to him and he said most women hurt or get sore because the guy just rams it in without being sensitive. He was pretty gentle.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735492)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:44 PM
Author: sinister mother tattoo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735472

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735500)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:45 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

you are so flame imo. but i am incompetent at this so will wait for someone to high five me on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735502)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: sinister mother tattoo

It's flame but just go with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735514)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

she's flaming my irl. i'm slightly offended at the bad job at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735529)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

The being sore part or the lack of blood part?

Trust me, I'm as surprised as you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735518)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

sore has little to do with being gentle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735510)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:46 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

So what is it then?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735519)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:51 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

have you tried other things in the past, perhaps? that would be another way to explain lack of sore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735562)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

I masturbate twice a week and ride my bike to work every morning, about twenty miles.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735571)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:00 PM
Author: sinister mother tattoo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735650)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:01 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

well, apparently many women break their hymens while bike riding.

But I would have noticed the blood, right?

Unless it happened while I was menstruating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735660)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: underhanded forum dopamine

Did any dust poof out upon initial entry?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735521)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

if that's a joke I don't get it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735525)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

lol come on....try again yo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735538)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: sinister mother tattoo

Oh, come on. She's not that old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735532)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

oh i see

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735534)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:47 PM
Author: bateful pervert

Small penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735531)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

yes. He's a nice guy but extremely small.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735539)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:48 PM
Author: bateful pervert

Estimate size?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735540)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:50 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

I can't do that.

I can easily fit all of him in my mouth without much of a gag reflex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735554)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:52 PM
Author: bateful pervert

Yeah, but are you a championship deepthroater?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735578)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

He's the first guy I've ever taken in my mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735582)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: bateful pervert

Why do you say "taken in my mouth" and not "blown". If you want to be stiffly formal, why not "fellated?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735590)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:56 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

Because I didn't give him a blowjob. Put his penis in my mouth but took it out again because I didn't feel comfortable.

I will eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735608)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:57 PM
Author: opaque church

what was uncomfortable about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735619)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:58 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

meh, I don't know. It's just sort of new to me. I will probably do it next time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735624)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:01 PM
Author: bateful pervert

Wait, you had never given a blow job before either?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735662)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:05 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

yes, I know I'm a freak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735680)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:06 PM
Author: bateful pervert

No, it's cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735696)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:07 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

Not really. I'm not religious or anything, and I've never been a prude. Many men have eaten me out. And I always planned to reciprocate, but things always fell apart before I had the chance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735701)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:08 PM
Author: bateful pervert

Explain how things fell apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735709)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

Things were broken off.

I've never had a real boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735714)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: bateful pervert

What, did you dump them *right after* they ate you out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735721)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

Within a few days. Or they dumped me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735744)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: bateful pervert

Why didn't you blow them after they ate you out? That's weird.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735746)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

Apparently because I'm uptight and selfish and socially inept. I don't know. I just didn't.

I usually tell them beforehand that I'm not quite ready to reciprocate, but they usually want to do it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735756)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: bateful pervert

Being hard on yourself won't help anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735817)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:29 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

I'm just premptively stating the inevitable xoxo insults.

Fact is I think I'm a pretty nice person and most guys would be very lucky to have me. But I focus on myself and my projects and philosophies in everyday life, and have never had a particularly strong sex drive or desire for a boyfriend. So that explains why I have and haven't done the things I've done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735865)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:31 PM
Author: bateful pervert

I don't see how you can say most guys would be lucky to have you. Sex is pretty important to most guys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735881)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:38 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

Clearly I'm not the right person for most guys.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735946)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 7:48 PM
Author: disrespectful potus

and thus they would in fact *not* be lucky to be with you. nice logic, dummy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11739384)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

why no strong drive? i might relate to your focus on self and philosophies but my drive was 2 times self initiated almost every day almost for all this time that i was alone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735893)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:39 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

I don't know. The first time I masturbated was when I was 21. It honestly never even occurred to me to do that before then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735951)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:01 PM
Author: vengeful nowag range

I would have punched you in the fucking ovaries if you did this to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735651)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:06 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

eh, he came on my chest after that.

He's really patient and sweet. Which is probably why I did it with him on a whim this morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735698)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:21 PM
Author: carmine philosopher-king

And when you do, I'm sure it will be a real thrillride for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735794)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: opaque church

would you do ass to mouth? it might spice up your rather dull sound sex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735599)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:57 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

my ass or his ass?

We've done my ass - he's really into that apparently. I don't think I would do his.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735620)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:00 PM
Author: opaque church

so he fucked your ass then placed his dick in your mouth momentarily. you found this uncomfortable so didn't move or suck it though. how many times have you fucked in the ass? that is kind of like losing your virginity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735647)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:06 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

By "ass to mouth" I thought you meant had he eaten out my ass. He has. We haven't had anal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735691)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:08 PM
Author: opaque church

oh did you enjoy getting your ass eaten out?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735707)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:12 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

um, I'm still a little uptight but he's trying really hard to please me and he's enjoying himself. So I went along with it. I think once I relax more I'd like it.

I'm a little nutty with my colon cleansing though. I take fiber supplements and always schedule my bowel movements right before I shower. So I'm confident that he won't be grossed out, though I don't quite get the appeal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735732)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:22 PM
Author: carmine philosopher-king

I suspect that you "schedule" everything in your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735805)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:24 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

I'm skipping work at this moment. Called in sick. Plan to go outside and read in the park all day, as soon as I finish my leftover Chinese for lunch.

I do schedule. But when I blow things off I go all the way without worrying or feeling any guilt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735825)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:53 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

*sigh* this could have been my thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735585)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:54 PM
Author: bateful pervert

You just lost your virginity too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735589)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:57 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

yes and my thread on it would have included stick figure illustrations

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735614)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:00 PM
Author: bateful pervert

How was it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735649)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:06 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

tbh probably one of the most amazing things i have known in this life; despite the soreness, despite the pain. i think there was a point where we held each others hands tightly, which was grate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735693)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:09 PM
Author: bateful pervert

aww, that's so sweet. Who was he?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735712)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:13 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

a good friend of mine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735739)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: bateful pervert

Is that awkward? Are you staying just friends? Are you OK with that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735752)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

sometimes awkward, sometimes a breezy situ but we were still friends afterwards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735786)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: bateful pervert

Have you had sex with anyone else?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735814)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:27 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735851)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:49 PM
Author: bateful pervert

Explain the edit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736036)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:02 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

what was the edit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736115)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:10 PM
Author: bateful pervert

I ain't telling you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736165)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:27 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

im not telling, either

*giggles cutely*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736283)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:28 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

:(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736295)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:34 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

i had said 'no, unforch' minor edit to the undiscerning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736335)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 5:03 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

why is that unfortunate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11737748)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 5:10 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

it wasn't unfortunate. that's why i edited it out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11737794)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 5:11 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

I see.

I'm beginning to be in a really bad mood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11737799)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 5:13 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

describe the factors contributing to this bad mood?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11737804)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 5:20 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

Lived with my roommate for two years. The past six months we've started arguing a lot, and finally decided to separate. I move out tomorrow. She's actually went to Europe yesterday, so I have the place to myself right now.

It's the best thing, but seriously, it feel like a relationship is ending, since she's been my best friend since I moved to this city.

I also just got laid off from my job again. On Saturday I fly home to visit my parents, who are in the process of closing the sale on my childhood home. I'll be home for two weeks and at the end I won't have a home. I have no plan about my life right now. I'm tired.

And I still have to start packing up the past two years of my life. And make a plan about where I'm going to store all my shit for the past two weeks.

eh, life sucks today. And the anticlimactic first-time sex didn't help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11737933)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 5:35 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

much focus on trying to hold onto past stability, maybe?

in terms of the secks, i'd sit back and breathe a little...think on potential for beautiful secks in the futures..

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11738039)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 6:26 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

thanks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11738484)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 9:57 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11740532)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:14 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735749)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:15 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

whats up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735754)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:16 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

that's what it should have been like.

I'm sitting here, and I'm just confused.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735758)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

why are you confused? are you concerned only about the biological aspect of it? bc that should not be a worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735791)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:33 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

I thought I would feel *something*

I was also told that many women who have independent personalities sort of have this hormonal reaction after sex that makes them sort of clingy. I think that was the one thing I was most afraid of; I've had friends who've told me that they became different types of people after sex - people they'd never thought they'd be - posessive and neurotic. I thought it was an instinct.

I didn't feel anything. It was like we had just watched a movie or something. A boring movie, at that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735895)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:59 PM
Author: Multi-colored rough-skinned stag film

I had what would probably be considered a perfect experience as far as losing my virginity. Great boyfriend, very nice, wine and candles and some aspirin etc. etc. I am still with the guy and it was great.

But even I cannot say that there was anything mind altering about the experience. It's just sex and sex is great but I don't think there is anything spectacularly special about the first time. I think some people may be projecting and there is no reason to expect your experience to be like that. Sex gets better with time, it's not at its best the first time around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736546)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 10:05 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

well stated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11740592)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:18 PM
Author: sinister mother tattoo

that's great. congrats.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735772)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:23 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735812)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: Beady-eyed Market

awwww

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735780)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:55 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

I used to post regularly, but don't know anyone on this thread except Doc Lewis.

Are any of you women? I would like to get a woman's feedback before I feel like even more of a freak.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735595)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:56 PM
Author: opaque church

yea, i'm female.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735606)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:57 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

female

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735618)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:59 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

and it sounds like flame to both of you?

He was also suprised there was no blood.

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735633)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:00 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

no that's normal for some. just some of the other stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735648)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:01 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

the not sore stuff?

what?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735653)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:08 PM
Author: Exciting umber gaming laptop

probably both are normal. ppl are made differently so yeah, don't worry about it..i was just playing along

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735702)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:01 PM
Author: opaque church

if you're 26 your maidenhead probably broke long ago. mine broke when i was 14 and banged myself w/ an umbrella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735655)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

But did you know it when it broke?

I don't remember mine breaking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735666)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:06 PM
Author: opaque church

yea blood gradually seeped out throughout the day. i didn't notice at first, just thought i was on my period. but later i figured it out when my dad found blood on his umbrella and asked me about it. i just played dumb, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735695)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:08 PM
Author: bull headed corner foreskin

repressed memories FTW. ask your dad about it. when he turns all red, you'll know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735706)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 12:56 PM
Author: sinister mother tattoo

I would give anything to have my virginity back. *sigh*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735607)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:00 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

I honestly feel like I still have mine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735643)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:16 PM
Author: spectacular apoplectic kitty cat crotch

Why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11741413)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:00 PM
Author: marvelous coiffed theater

Dear Pensive:

Just because people say "OH IT'S FLAME" and this rasies your post count does not mean you've actually accomplished anything. Please stop spamming our board. TYIA.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735644)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: useless emerald set

Leave teh "genius" ALONE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735664)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:02 PM
Author: bateful pervert

shh, this rocks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735665)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:10 PM
Author: opaque church

also, i'll add fatter girls w/ wider vaginas tend to get less sore after sex. so if you're fat and his dick is small, as you say it is, then that explains why you don't hurt and it is in fact normal under this set of facts. i think we can infer you are fat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735722)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:20 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

yes, I'm overweight. Not severely, but I'm way bigger than him. But that's another issue entirely.

But guys have commented on how tiny my vagina is. I don't think mine is huge. Usually men are surprised by what a tight fit two fingers are.

And actually, I was more sore when *this* guy fingered me.

This is so confusing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735787)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:35 PM
Author: bull headed corner foreskin

lol, fatty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735917)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:16 PM
Author: awkward milk

i give this thread a collective 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735759)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:17 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

somehow I don't think I should take this as a compliment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735767)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: awkward milk

the bicycle post was too convenient. otherwise, about as well executed as this sort of thing can be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735775)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:25 PM
Author: fighting hateful resort

Oh hai Pensive/Blanko. In reality, this is some of the worst executed, least entertaining flame on here in a long time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735828)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:27 PM
Author: awkward milk

sorry but you're wrong. on both counts. female schtick is impossible to do convincingly, so this is as good as it gets. and i assure your, i am not who you say.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735849)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:32 PM
Author: fighting hateful resort

If you were convinced by this, you need to meet more females IRL. HTH.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735886)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:34 PM
Author: awkward milk

i explicitly said that it was not convincing. 2nd page law school?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735905)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: fighting hateful resort

OK chief, you're right. This is a brilliant, well-executed flame. You did great work, the board thanks you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735962)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:42 PM
Author: awkward milk

lol. it's entertained me. but i am not the op.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735973)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:59 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

what do you mean by "convenient?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736100)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:05 PM
Author: awkward milk

i mean a poorly executed flame post.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736135)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:17 PM
Author: trip lodge

I spent the next day bawling my eyes out, you're handling it well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735768)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:19 PM
Author: awkward milk

did he wear a condom when he penetrated your vagina?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735778)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:40 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

of course.

Actually, I was tensing up when he first started, because *that* hurt, so he took it off and changed into a lubricated one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735960)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:43 PM
Author: awkward milk

lol maybe next time just go with it. frequent breaks like that tend to ruin the mood and make sex less enjoyable. condoms suck in general. you're probably better off w/o them if you get on birth control.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735984)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:45 PM
Author: bull headed corner foreskin

lol wtffffffffff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11735996)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:48 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

I don't know!

He was like "hold on babe, let me change into a lubricated condom so this is more comfortable for you."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736025)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:51 PM
Author: awkward milk

yea just don't use condoms. std's are really nothing to worry about. don't believe the hype. as long as you stick to respectable looking white guys, you'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736055)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 1:53 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

I think he's been with a lot of women. And he's not white. Not that it matters.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736072)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:05 PM
Author: awkward milk

oh, i think it does matter. i guess stick w/ the condoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736137)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:09 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

uh, white guys sleep around a lot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736160)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:11 PM
Author: awkward milk

yea but they only get diseases like herpes or gonorrhea.

gono ain't shit, just take some pills. herpes in your case would also seem to not be a problem. u don't have sex enough for it to matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736175)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:16 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

um, everyone can get any STD. It doesn't matter if some STDs occur in higher percentages for some demographics - if you have sex with someone who has it, you're at risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736210)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:20 PM
Author: awkward milk

motherfuckinepert i guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736237)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:21 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

you don't have to have a lot of sex to know how STDs work. Shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736242)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:15 PM
Author: carmine philosopher-king

Asian? That would explain the little dick and the inability to give you an orgasm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736197)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:18 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

My parents are Indian and his are Lao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736225)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:19 PM
Author: carmine philosopher-king

LOLao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736232)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 5:41 PM
Author: Sapphire provocative rehab karate

170

an 180 post would have been Laolz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11738077)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 6:27 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

I think both are fairly obvious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11738489)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 2:46 PM
Author: Light Contagious Gas Station

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11736438)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 6:33 PM
Author: Maize frisky pistol dysfunction

This is so totally saltybabe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11738529)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 6:43 PM
Author: Self-centered insecure coldplay fan telephone

This is a well-executed and interesting flame. The rest of you should take notes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11738632)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 6:46 PM
Author: Clear motley temple

i hope i won't be 26 when i break my virginity...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11738666)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 6:48 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

ugh, I'm still surprised I got through college with it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11738694)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 7:00 PM
Author: Clear motley temple

don't feel bad. supposedly adriana lima was a virgin until she got married (at 26 too!)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11738829)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 6:51 PM
Author: Mauve diverse school

You should really rape your boyfriend. Get him drunk or something. It just ain't natural.

Looking back on it, I'm glad I lost my virginity the way I did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11738724)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 7:00 PM
Author: Self-centered insecure coldplay fan telephone

boyfriend rape?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11738833)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 7:02 PM
Author: Mauve diverse school

surprise sex. Sometimes it's just time to do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11738855)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 7:05 PM
Author: Self-centered insecure coldplay fan telephone

yeah one of my friends told me a story about losing his virginity where she just grabbed it and stuck it in without a word. Lucky bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11738883)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 7:08 PM
Author: Mauve diverse school

We were making out naked on the bed for the third time in a week, he stuck it in without warning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11738902)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 8:50 PM
Author: Zombie-like filthpig space

lulz.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11739993)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 9:04 PM
Author: Mauve diverse school

It was time anyway. At least this way I wasn't all tensed up...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11740107)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 8:54 PM
Author: Clear motley temple

there's a guy from my school who told a story about how his gf choked and raped him. & while he was telling the story he was crying. i felt SO bad for him. he ended up dating my roommate too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11740028)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 11:32 PM
Author: Zombie-like filthpig space

Lulz, things that can only happen at the New School...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11741649)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 8:50 PM
Author: Zombie-like filthpig space

I can see the next day: BEL is banned from XO and Rach can't sit straight. Incompatibilitypwn3d.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11740000)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 8:53 PM
Author: Clear motley temple

rach has banned me from xo before. & i had to BEG him to unban me. i think he gets off on doing that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11740019)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 8:55 PM
Author: Light Contagious Gas Station

at least *he* is getting off.

btw, have you considered my offer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11740039)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 9:00 PM
Author: Zombie-like filthpig space

I notice you didn't address the part where Rach's ass is in some serious pain the next day...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11740077)



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Date: May 14th, 2009 8:54 PM
Author: Claret persian pozpig

26? I can't even begin to understand that kind of nonsense.

I was FB'in bitches in the movie theater when I was 13.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11740027)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:38 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

My goal was to only graduate high school with it.

Then it just snowballed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11748622)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:44 PM
Author: Self-centered insecure coldplay fan telephone

you dating him again this weekend?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11748649)



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Date: May 15th, 2009 7:50 PM
Author: Amethyst Vivacious Quadroon

I'm seeing him tonight, and then going away for two weeks tomorrow.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=999002&forum_id=2#11748681)