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What shtick should I run in 2026?

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Maize Drunken International Law Enforcement Agency Shrine
  01/01/26
29 year old fat chick who enjoys scrapbooking
Salmon Aphrodisiac Trailer Park Laser Beams
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chestnut 180 boiling water codepig
  01/01/26
A fresh take on the cloying lib persona is easily the best b...
pea-brained rigpig resort
  01/01/26
yeah we're all craving more low effort political spam
vivacious office
  01/01/26
sick burn, yo
jet-lagged private investor
  01/01/26
I'm going to go for an extreme weight loss / meditation / re...
Sooty heady keepsake machete
  01/01/26
Pretend to be a disillusioned lawyer with a solo practice wh...
glassy mentally impaired den skinny woman
  01/01/26
hahaha although....
vivacious office
  01/01/26
This is my real life btw so I’m hoping he can come up ...
glassy mentally impaired den skinny woman
  01/01/26
Well the first part is entirely accurate
Maize Drunken International Law Enforcement Agency Shrine
  01/01/26
Bring back niggerthreading like it's 2006.
shivering thriller whorehouse
  01/01/26
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spectacular cerise half-breed
  01/02/26
Jew that defends every Jewish action no matter how morally i...
Stimulating lilac church associate
  01/01/26
we have like 6 mil of those already
spectacular cerise half-breed
  01/02/26
amphetamined up, v75 middling litigation partner of mediterr...
startled ticket booth
  01/02/26


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Date: January 1st, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Maize Drunken International Law Enforcement Agency Shrine



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:20 AM
Author: Salmon Aphrodisiac Trailer Park Laser Beams

29 year old fat chick who enjoys scrapbooking

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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:33 PM
Author: chestnut 180 boiling water codepig



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:37 PM
Author: pea-brained rigpig resort

A fresh take on the cloying lib persona is easily the best bet to drive poaster activity and has been for about 15 years.

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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: vivacious office

yeah we're all craving more low effort political spam

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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:46 PM
Author: jet-lagged private investor

sick burn, yo

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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: Sooty heady keepsake machete

I'm going to go for an extreme weight loss / meditation / reading lots of books / forest bathing schtick myself. I have it all planned out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816051&forum_id=2...#49554640)



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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:40 PM
Author: glassy mentally impaired den skinny woman

Pretend to be a disillusioned lawyer with a solo practice who just hired a shy young virginal but enthusiastic female Asian paralegal who just graduated from law school

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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:41 PM
Author: vivacious office

hahaha although....

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Date: January 1st, 2026 3:45 PM
Author: glassy mentally impaired den skinny woman

This is my real life btw so I’m hoping he can come up with some “tips” and creative ideas and such

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Date: January 1st, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: Maize Drunken International Law Enforcement Agency Shrine

Well the first part is entirely accurate

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Date: January 1st, 2026 4:04 PM
Author: shivering thriller whorehouse

Bring back niggerthreading like it's 2006.

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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:22 AM
Author: spectacular cerise half-breed



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Date: January 1st, 2026 8:20 PM
Author: Stimulating lilac church associate

Jew that defends every Jewish action no matter how morally indefensible it is

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Date: January 2nd, 2026 1:23 AM
Author: spectacular cerise half-breed

we have like 6 mil of those already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816051&forum_id=2...#49555721)



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Date: January 2nd, 2026 4:36 AM
Author: startled ticket booth

amphetamined up, v75 middling litigation partner of mediterranean ancestry, 2+ years no-drink, complete slave/fanboi of kike masters. lives in Philly, Boston, Atlanta or DC. huge Trumpmo. 2nd marriage. secretly banging his secretary and going on semi-annual cocaine benders with tranny hookers.

HTH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5816051&forum_id=2...#49555793)