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Trump sues JP Morgan using FL shitlaw firm (link)

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/trump-sues-jpmorgan-cha...
Stephen Malkmus
  01/23/26
Every big law firm would be conflicted or not want the PR. T...
Madison Avenue Lemming Enslaved to Conformity
  01/23/26
the conflict issue definitely occurred to me, but there's no...
Stephen Malkmus
  01/23/26
this is all part of the 8-D chess he's doing to acquire gree...
gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom
  01/23/26
i saw yesterday where he acquired greenland already
Stephen Malkmus
  01/23/26
and yet you still doubt the master tactician
gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom
  01/23/26
I love Alex Burrito. What a great lawyer. Come up here Alex.
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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:19 AM
Author: Stephen Malkmus ((zurich is stained))

https://www.foxbusiness.com/politics/trump-sues-jpmorgan-chase-ceo-jamie-dimon-5b-over-alleged-political-debanking

complaint is embedded at the end of the article. his lawyers are "brito, PLLC," which is a dood who got his degree from GW and a bunch of shitlaw associates. i thought trump scared a bunch of biglaw firms into submission. i know he has all the biglaw firms busy fighting antisemitism, but why didn't he get one of them (surely there is one without a conflict) to represent him in this case?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2...#49611041)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:22 AM
Author: Madison Avenue Lemming Enslaved to Conformity

Every big law firm would be conflicted or not want the PR. They are full of shitlibs. And apart from Quinn of Boies, they are usually quite shitty at being plaintiffs due to their constant navel gazing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2...#49611045)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: Stephen Malkmus ((zurich is stained))

the conflict issue definitely occurred to me, but there's no way every one of those pussy biglaw firms he cowed into submission has a conflict.

i can see them not wanting the PR, but them caving to trump last year was horrible PR.

it's just amazing to me that trump consistently picks hacky, retarded shitlawyers to represent him (and in some cases, he appoints them to federal office where they focus solely on antisemitism and jews)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2...#49611050)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:23 AM
Author: gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom (gunneratttt)

this is all part of the 8-D chess he's doing to acquire greenland

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2...#49611047)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM
Author: Stephen Malkmus ((zurich is stained))

i saw yesterday where he acquired greenland already

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2...#49611052)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom (gunneratttt)

and yet you still doubt the master tactician

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2...#49611161)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:25 AM
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I love Alex Burrito. What a great lawyer. Come up here Alex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2...#49611053)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:29 AM
Author: Stephen Malkmus ((zurich is stained))

"great golfer. alex is a great golfer. they say he -- they -- but he's not better than trump, they didn't say that. get up here, alex."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2...#49611063)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:31 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2...#49611069)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 7:47 AM
Author: The Minnesota Protestor's Auto that Dripped Blood (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2...#49611099)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: gunneratttt gives free BJs to brocolli haired zoom (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2...#49611162)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:40 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2...#49611166)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2...#49611167)



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Date: January 23rd, 2026 8:42 AM
Author: richard clock



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5825396&forum_id=2...#49611168)