Date: March 13th, 2026 12:17 AM
Author: ricky's gentile handler
BREAKING REPORT: An Israel-US strike on former Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (near his Tehran home) reportedly acted as a "jailbreak" from regime control — rather than killing him.
The Iranian regime had already confiscated his phones & assigned ~50 bodyguards. The attack killed several guards; Ahmadinejad vanished & his location remains unknown to authorities (per The Atlantic report).
https://x.com/TheNewsTrending/status/2032180089295630352
yeah looks like i'm whitepilled again
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844991&forum_id=2...#49739008)