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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria
  05/22/26
superior anglo culture
Pontificating chad
  05/24/26
a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
Pontificating chad
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
Pontificating chad
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Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
Pontificating chad
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
Pontificating chad
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
Pontificating chad
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
Pontificating chad
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
Pontificating chad
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
Beta Concupiscible Church
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria
  05/22/26
Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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disrespectful box office
  05/22/26
His moniker?
Hideous Principal's Office Brethren
  05/22/26
Colt
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Disco Fries
chestnut sneaky criminal
  05/22/26
“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Garnet dead set background story
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
appetizing pit
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Comical submissive site
  05/23/26
But she was old enough in dog years!
appetizing pit
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
disrespectful box office
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
appetizing pit
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
chartreuse aphrodisiac jap cuckoldry
  05/22/26
(Guy who thinks about these things)
idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
bull headed azn
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
curious crimson hall
  05/22/26
SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
dashing shrine voyeur
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
chestnut sneaky criminal
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
black exciting electric furnace headpube
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria
  05/22/26
why does every room look so fucking tiny
dashing shrine voyeur
  05/22/26
Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Garnet dead set background story
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
Beta Concupiscible Church
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idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
disrespectful box office
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Painfully honest business firm wagecucks
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
Peach Excitant Hunting Ground Space
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Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
marvelous ladyboy
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
Peach Excitant Hunting Ground Space
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Amazing 🐶
marvelous ladyboy
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Opaque spectacular prole hissy fit
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
Peach Excitant Hunting Ground Space
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
claret electric field goyim
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria
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lol
Beta Concupiscible Church
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
free-loading arousing dilemma trump supporter
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
poppy roommate
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
poppy roommate
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Link?
idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria
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i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
poppy roommate
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria
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Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
Jared Baumeister
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His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria
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That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
Fighting Love Of Her Life
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They have a pretty sick IG
idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria
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if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
poppy roommate
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Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
ultramarine swashbuckling public bath
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Killself seems appropriate
Multi-colored copper stead patrolman
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
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Shipley was asking for it.
idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria
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AI
chestnut sneaky criminal
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
disrespectful box office
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The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
honey-headed trailer park
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what's the actual crime he's accused of?
Jared Baumeister
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
Effete Frisky Dingle Berry
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
Peach Excitant Hunting Ground Space
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beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Pontificating chad

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Pontificating chad

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: Pontificating chad

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: Pontificating chad

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Pontificating chad

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: Pontificating chad

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Pontificating chad

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Pontificating chad

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: Pontificating chad

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Pontificating chad

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: Pontificating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Pontificating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Pontificating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: Pontificating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: Pontificating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: Pontificating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50077489)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50090421)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50090580)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: Pontificating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: Pontificating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Pontificating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: Pontificating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: Pontificating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: Pontificating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: Pontificating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: Pontificating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: Pontificating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: Pontificating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: Pontificating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Pontificating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: Pontificating chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Beta Concupiscible Church

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: disrespectful box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Hideous Principal's Office Brethren

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: appetizing pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: angry stage ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: dashing shrine voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Supple emerald rehab sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: chestnut sneaky criminal

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Garnet dead set background story

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: appetizing pit

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: Comical submissive site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: appetizing pit

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: disrespectful box office

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: appetizing pit

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: chartreuse aphrodisiac jap cuckoldry

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: bull headed azn

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: curious crimson hall

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: dashing shrine voyeur

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: chestnut sneaky criminal

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: black exciting electric furnace headpube

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: dashing shrine voyeur

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Garnet dead set background story

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: Beta Concupiscible Church

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: free-loading arousing dilemma trump supporter

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: pungent metal house

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: disrespectful box office

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: Painfully honest business firm wagecucks

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Peach Excitant Hunting Ground Space

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: marvelous ladyboy

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: Peach Excitant Hunting Ground Space

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: marvelous ladyboy

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Opaque spectacular prole hissy fit

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: Peach Excitant Hunting Ground Space

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: claret electric field goyim

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Beta Concupiscible Church

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: free-loading arousing dilemma trump supporter

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: poppy roommate

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: poppy roommate

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: poppy roommate

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: contagious stock car shitlib

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Fighting Love Of Her Life

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: poppy roommate

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: ultramarine swashbuckling public bath

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Multi-colored copper stead patrolman

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Irate indirect expression

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: chestnut sneaky criminal

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: disrespectful box office

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: honey-headed trailer park

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: Jared Baumeister

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: Effete Frisky Dingle Berry

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: idiotic nubile turdskin school cafeteria

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: Peach Excitant Hunting Ground Space

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: insecure razzmatazz coffee pot university

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50068093)