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Adult Doug Funny, sighing on the way to work, looking at photos of Patty on FB

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jade bull headed home
  05/22/17
holy fuck
charismatic awkward personal credit line menage
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Azure hyperactive abode antidepressant drug
  05/22/17
switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup be...
Aqua galvanic reading party
  05/22/17
Happy Monday!
jade bull headed home
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charismatic awkward personal credit line menage
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Spectacular Principal's Office Blood Rage
  05/22/17
jfc
Irradiated Drab Area
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beta boistinker toaster
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Low-t Spot Voyeur
  05/22/17
greened.com, actually
Translucent corner
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Amethyst Cerebral Turdskin Lay
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Vibrant fighting persian foreskin
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180 chrome ladyboy
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thirsty cracking scourge upon the earth roommate
  04/16/18
Jfc
Floppy organic girlfriend
  09/15/18
*switches to Chaturbate* https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Fragrant disrespectful hairy legs
  09/15/18
Bump for Cole Haan
Fragrant disrespectful hairy legs
  10/13/18
COLE HAAN
Fragrant disrespectful hairy legs
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tan histrionic pit sneaky criminal
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Irradiated Drab Area
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Fragrant disrespectful hairy legs
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Cerise Round Eye Theater Stage
  04/02/23
roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic
ruby pungent marketing idea
  05/22/17
Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger (&...
jade bull headed home
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charismatic awkward personal credit line menage
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Spectacular Principal's Office Blood Rage
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Sepia tank
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Bright hall
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milky razzle-dazzle range haunted graveyard
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Saffron pervert hell
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Fear-inspiring locus macaca
  01/16/18
Patty Klotz
Hot School Crotch
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sapphire racy point
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3 AM: https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb4...
Fragrant disrespectful hairy legs
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very tactful garnet national security agency
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concupiscible ungodly digit ratio parlour
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Doug is not a meme.
violet soul-stirring community account
  05/22/17
these motherfuckers have no respect.
Fear-inspiring locus macaca
  01/16/18
MODS! Our childhood shows should be sacred!
Fear-inspiring locus macaca
  05/22/17
http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise
Excitant pearly space
  05/22/17
90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.
arousing grizzly degenerate
  05/27/17
Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years a...
hideous stead
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jade bull headed home
  05/22/17
Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie&qu...
hideous stead
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Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a ...
Bronze buck-toothed mad-dog skullcap
  05/22/17
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slate meetinghouse
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Rusted Elastic Band Wrinkle
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Skeeter is my boyfriend: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Fragrant disrespectful hairy legs
  09/15/18
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slate meetinghouse
  01/24/20
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bistre boyish alpha
  05/22/17
jfc this thread is toxic
hairraiser tanning salon
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  05/04/26
*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on ...
Godawful effete station background story
  05/22/17
FUCK YOU
Bronze buck-toothed mad-dog skullcap
  05/22/17
Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absol...
bipolar theatre
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Rusted Elastic Band Wrinkle
  01/11/18
Very extensive: https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c...
Fragrant disrespectful hairy legs
  09/15/18
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Fear-inspiring locus macaca
  01/16/18
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sapphire racy point
  01/16/18
*notices this spectacle: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Fragrant disrespectful hairy legs
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Diverse circlehead
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Nubile volcanic crater
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Excitant pearly space
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Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about hi...
tan histrionic pit sneaky criminal
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arousing grizzly degenerate
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lascivious seedy toilet seat field
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Judgmental milk generalized bond
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Spectacular Principal's Office Blood Rage
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chartreuse useless piazza nibblets
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ruby pungent marketing idea
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Floppy organic girlfriend
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Irradiated Drab Area
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beta boistinker toaster
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Excitant pearly space
  05/27/17
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Razzle dilemma
  01/11/18
Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in conc...
Rusted Elastic Band Wrinkle
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Underhanded legal warrant
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"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as...
jade bull headed home
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Fear-inspiring locus macaca
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Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's &...
aphrodisiac messiness
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Hot School Crotch
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jade bull headed home
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Jesus christ
Alcoholic mediation pistol
  09/15/18
phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her ...
tan histrionic pit sneaky criminal
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Dugg, https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67...
Fragrant disrespectful hairy legs
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sapphire racy point
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Bateful boltzmann
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Free-loading sex offender
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Idiotic Factory Reset Button
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tan histrionic pit sneaky criminal
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AHN! https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc4...
Fragrant disrespectful hairy legs
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Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers variou...
Impertinent sanctuary
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Vibrant fighting persian foreskin
  01/25/20
Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic https://www.re...
Mind-boggling drunken locale hissy fit
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Fragrant disrespectful hairy legs
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jade bull headed home
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jade bull headed home
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Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent...
Richard Ames
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I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessivel...
Fucking Fuckface
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: jade bull headed home



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: charismatic awkward personal credit line menage

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365268)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Azure hyperactive abode antidepressant drug



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Aqua galvanic reading party

switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup before putting on his beat up Cole Haas shitshoes to ehad to subway. Gets stabbed by homeless cryptobillionaire and makes it to page 5 of the local news as a blurb on crim eblotter. Doug ffunny dead to death lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365270)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: jade bull headed home

Happy Monday!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365273)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: charismatic awkward personal credit line menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365274)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Spectacular Principal's Office Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365299)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Irradiated Drab Area

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365323)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: beta boistinker toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365575)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: Low-t Spot Voyeur



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Translucent corner

greened.com, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167949)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Amethyst Cerebral Turdskin Lay



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: Vibrant fighting persian foreskin



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: 180 chrome ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486388)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: thirsty cracking scourge upon the earth roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35849830)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: Floppy organic girlfriend

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813398)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Fragrant disrespectful hairy legs

*switches to Chaturbate*

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/b3be5cfd17ae78268ae30da010de373a/1426775%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20blargsnarf.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814334)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Fragrant disrespectful hairy legs

Bump for Cole Haan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#37015515)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: Fragrant disrespectful hairy legs

COLE HAAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#37818369)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: tan histrionic pit sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39483750)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Irradiated Drab Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486382)



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Date: July 4th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: Fragrant disrespectful hairy legs



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: Cerise Round Eye Theater Stage



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: ruby pungent marketing idea

roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365288)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: jade bull headed home

Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger ("feeling excited!"). Doug fast asleep; tomorrow is a big day at the office! 3rd quarter spreadsheets are due!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365302)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: charismatic awkward personal credit line menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365304)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Spectacular Principal's Office Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365306)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Sepia tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365635)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Bright hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365749)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: milky razzle-dazzle range haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33366197)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Saffron pervert hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33366214)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring locus macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167876)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: Hot School Crotch

Patty Klotz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167903)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: sapphire racy point



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Fragrant disrespectful hairy legs

3 AM:

https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb44eb48843df6d4f/2796576%20-%20Doug_%28series%29%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Roger_Klotz%20crute.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814368)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:49 PM
Author: very tactful garnet national security agency



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: concupiscible ungodly digit ratio parlour



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: violet soul-stirring community account

Doug is not a meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365291)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring locus macaca

these motherfuckers have no respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167880)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring locus macaca

MODS!

Our childhood shows should be sacred!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365563)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Excitant pearly space

http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365566)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: arousing grizzly degenerate

90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33407634)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: hideous stead

Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years ago from a heroine overdose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365568)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: jade bull headed home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365580)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: hideous stead

Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie" a Berenst[e/a]in bears sim glitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365573)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Bronze buck-toothed mad-dog skullcap

Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a cush F500 VP role, and then plowing his trophy wife Bebe in the back of a limo on the way to an intimate The Beets reunion concert unplugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365579)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: slate meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33371009)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Rusted Elastic Band Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133440)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Fragrant disrespectful hairy legs

Skeeter is my boyfriend:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/6877d33f0a3fd488e100e90e0b027b82/257%20-%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Porkchop%20Quailman%20Skeeter.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814365)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:46 PM
Author: slate meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39483783)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: bistre boyish alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365590)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: hairraiser tanning salon

jfc this thread is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365732)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864365)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Godawful effete station background story

*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on his way to the car. It reads: Porkchop 1987-1996.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365813)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Bronze buck-toothed mad-dog skullcap

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365832)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: bipolar theatre

Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absolutely no change from his behavior as exhibited on the show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33366240)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Rusted Elastic Band Wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133441)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Fragrant disrespectful hairy legs

Very extensive:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c3f0675bf67d8b7ecc424194b/2051797%20-%20Bud_Dink%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814347)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring locus macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167885)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: sapphire racy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167951)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Fragrant disrespectful hairy legs

*notices this spectacle:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/5514269452a6ed3f5c271f58489ab60f/2258599%20-%20Beebe_Bluff%20Doug%20JoseMalvado%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20edit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814344)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864366)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Diverse circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33366205)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Nubile volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33366216)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: Excitant pearly space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33370332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: tan histrionic pit sneaky criminal

Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about his alter ego "MBA-Man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33370493)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: arousing grizzly degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33407638)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: lascivious seedy toilet seat field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33407650)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Judgmental milk generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133342)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Spectacular Principal's Office Blood Rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133363)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: chartreuse useless piazza nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35849926)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: ruby pungent marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35849933)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Floppy organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813397)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Irradiated Drab Area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486385)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: beta boistinker toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486565)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Excitant pearly space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33407579)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: Razzle dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133325)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Rusted Elastic Band Wrinkle

Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.

On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133418)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: Underhanded legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133449)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: jade bull headed home

"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as well go to the office and bill a few hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167109)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring locus macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167890)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864368)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: aphrodisiac messiness

Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's "feminist reclaimed sculpture" gallery opening downtown. Doug pretends to appreciate the "reclaimed sculptures," which are objects taken from the garbarge and plastered with SJW propanganda. Judy, who made a total HHI of $27,402 together with her partner Lori last year, lives in a $3600 per month brownstone largely paid for by Phil and Theda Funnie. Judy asks Doug how his "bourgeois capitalist job is going," leading Doug to ponder if he can bill enough to collect a bonus this quarter, in order to prepay a portion of his own $3100 per month suburban mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167831)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: Hot School Crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167921)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: jade bull headed home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35849806)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Alcoholic mediation pistol

Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813348)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: tan histrionic pit sneaky criminal

phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her lifestyle: 5 years ago, he 'discovered' his true sexuality and amicably divorced to start a life with his boyfriend, lamar bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814033)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Fragrant disrespectful hairy legs

Dugg,

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67917c47067713c9/775099%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Judy_Funnie%20Patti_Mayonnaise.png

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/98a8019cced6f9f6fceaeee6ba3a2ce3/775098%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Judy_Funnie.png



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814356)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: sapphire racy point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167950)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: Hairless spruce halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167960)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: Bateful boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813329)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Free-loading sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813395)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Idiotic Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813481)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: tan histrionic pit sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813600)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Fragrant disrespectful hairy legs

AHN!

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc454cf7f46cecef/2718419%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36816132)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: Impertinent sanctuary

Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.

Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."

By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.

He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.

In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#37818391)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: Vibrant fighting persian foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486384)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: Mind-boggling drunken locale hissy fit

Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2fw96g/street_art_in_se_portland/

trigger warning: extreme toxicity - try not to /self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#37819855)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: Fragrant disrespectful hairy legs

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/cfe482ebd1572473d25b939a47b07c3d/2380192%20-%20Calvin%20Calvin%27s_Dad%20Calvin%27s_Mom%20Calvin_and_Hobbes%20Hobbes.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486452)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: jade bull headed home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#44777664)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: jade bull headed home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#45762865)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864093)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent $100 last month on Patty's OnlyFans. But that DP video of her with Roger and Skeeter was totally worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864299)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864416)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessively researching shooting form so he can take Roger out at his shift as a cashier at a big box retailer (spoiler: the adrenaline dump makes him forget about the safety, and he gets tackled by a good samaritan while Roger says shit to the crowd that makes clear Doug is someone he doesn't even remember)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864497)