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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
violent legend senate
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
splenetic pit dingle berry
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
180 flesh theater goyim
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
Histrionic den death wish
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
Mustard exciting background story
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
Ulysses
Drab university
  08/27/26
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
Drab university
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
nubile school cafeteria
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
diverse box office
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
diverse box office
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
Drab university
  08/27/26
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
splenetic pit dingle berry
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
splenetic pit dingle berry
  08/27/26
...
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
...
splenetic pit dingle berry
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
Catch-22
splenetic pit dingle berry
  08/27/26
edit ❌
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
splenetic pit dingle berry
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
splenetic pit dingle berry
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
Dickens
splenetic pit dingle berry
  08/27/26
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
anna karenina
Mustard exciting background story
  08/27/26
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
The English Patient
splenetic pit dingle berry
  08/27/26
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
wtf
diverse box office
  08/27/26
Catch 22
Drab university
  08/27/26
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
translucent alcoholic principal's office
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
Orwell
splenetic pit dingle berry
  08/27/26
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
splenetic pit dingle berry
  08/27/26
...
Rusted forum sandwich
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...
Godawful Sticky Tattoo Plaza
  08/27/26
...
bipolar site idea he suggested
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
nubile school cafeteria
  08/28/26
...
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
splenetic pit dingle berry
  08/27/26
I really can't
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
splenetic pit dingle berry
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
Triste!
splenetic pit dingle berry
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
splenetic pit dingle berry
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
splenetic pit dingle berry
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
splenetic pit dingle berry
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
splenetic pit dingle berry
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
splenetic pit dingle berry
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
splenetic pit dingle berry
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
translucent alcoholic principal's office
  08/27/26
don't know :(
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
translucent alcoholic principal's office
  08/27/26
oh good one
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
Godawful Sticky Tattoo Plaza
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
erotic topaz church building hunting ground
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
splenetic pit dingle berry
  08/27/26
No.
erotic topaz church building hunting ground
  08/27/26
Dracula
Rusted forum sandwich
  08/28/26
Im gay
thriller station
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
costumed aqua parlor travel guidebook
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
bipolar site idea he suggested
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
deep step-uncle's house
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Jade Beady-eyed Stock Car Haunted Graveyard
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
costumed aqua parlor travel guidebook
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
maniacal degenerate
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
splenetic pit dingle berry
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
maniacal degenerate
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
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  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: violent legend senate

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: splenetic pit dingle berry

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: 180 flesh theater goyim

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: Histrionic den death wish

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Mustard exciting background story

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Drab university

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Drab university

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: nubile school cafeteria

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: diverse box office

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: diverse box office

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Drab university

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: splenetic pit dingle berry

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: splenetic pit dingle berry

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: splenetic pit dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: splenetic pit dingle berry

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: splenetic pit dingle berry

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: splenetic pit dingle berry

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: splenetic pit dingle berry

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Mustard exciting background story

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: splenetic pit dingle berry

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: diverse box office

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Drab university

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: translucent alcoholic principal's office

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: splenetic pit dingle berry

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: splenetic pit dingle berry

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Godawful Sticky Tattoo Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: bipolar site idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: nubile school cafeteria

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: splenetic pit dingle berry

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: splenetic pit dingle berry

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: splenetic pit dingle berry

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: splenetic pit dingle berry

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: splenetic pit dingle berry

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: splenetic pit dingle berry

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: splenetic pit dingle berry

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: splenetic pit dingle berry

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: splenetic pit dingle berry

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: translucent alcoholic principal's office

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: translucent alcoholic principal's office

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Godawful Sticky Tattoo Plaza

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: erotic topaz church building hunting ground

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: splenetic pit dingle berry

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: erotic topaz church building hunting ground

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: Rusted forum sandwich

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: thriller station

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: costumed aqua parlor travel guidebook

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: bipolar site idea he suggested

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: deep step-uncle's house

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Jade Beady-eyed Stock Car Haunted Graveyard

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: costumed aqua parlor travel guidebook

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: maniacal degenerate

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: splenetic pit dingle berry

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: maniacal degenerate

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50138369)