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ITT: I post opening sentences of novels, you guess the novel (no cheating)

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the b...
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog
Transparent Histrionic Space
  08/28/26
Mother died today.
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
Camuuuuuuuus
Ocher domesticated stage
  08/27/26
correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
op predicted Mamdani would lose btw
crimson chest-beating water buffalo
  08/27/26
Wtf embarrassing
chocolate office ape
  08/28/26
Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearin...
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
portrait of the artist as a young man
sienna very tactful box office
  08/27/26
incorrect, but not outrageously far off
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
Ulysses
glittery tan shitlib area
  08/27/26
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the oth...
glittery tan shitlib area
  08/27/26
maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesi...
lime motley crackhouse
  08/28/26
While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his pub...
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
Evelyn Waugh, Scoop
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
124 was spiteful.
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
Toni Morrison, Beloved
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of...
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
is this the swans book?
Arousing Yellow Lodge Cuck
  08/27/26
yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed th...
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100....
Arousing Yellow Lodge Cuck
  08/27/26
The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writin...
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
What’s it going to be then, eh?
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
A clockwork orange
glittery tan shitlib area
  08/27/26
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”
Ocher domesticated stage
  08/27/26
the Betamorphosis *erwachte, not erwachen hat* *aus unruh...
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
Ty herr kommandant
Ocher domesticated stage
  08/27/26
...
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
...
Ocher domesticated stage
  08/27/26
In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is...
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
Catch-22
Ocher domesticated stage
  08/27/26
edit ❌
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
No I fucked it up
Ocher domesticated stage
  08/27/26
Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this p...
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
I apologize for being so bad at this
Ocher domesticated stage
  08/27/26
lmao you're fine
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhapp...
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
Dickens
Ocher domesticated stage
  08/27/26
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
anna karenina
sienna very tactful box office
  08/27/26
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the...
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
The English Patient
Ocher domesticated stage
  08/27/26
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
wtf
Arousing Yellow Lodge Cuck
  08/27/26
Catch 22
glittery tan shitlib area
  08/27/26
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
I think this is the only one I caught and because of the nam...
Fishy hairraiser regret
  08/27/26
I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
Orwell
Ocher domesticated stage
  08/27/26
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
🧐🤔
Ocher domesticated stage
  08/27/26
...
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
...
Hilarious House
  08/27/26
...
bright adventurous church building
  08/27/26
the spaceporn story
lime motley crackhouse
  08/28/26
...
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&fo...
Ocher domesticated stage
  08/27/26
I really can't
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.
Ocher domesticated stage
  08/27/26
yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this,...
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
Triste!
Ocher domesticated stage
  08/27/26
I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read t...
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life aft...
Ocher domesticated stage
  08/27/26
see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?
Ocher domesticated stage
  08/27/26
the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts...
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century nove...
Ocher domesticated stage
  08/27/26
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/d...
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié...
Ocher domesticated stage
  08/27/26
I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful t...
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it lo...
Ocher domesticated stage
  08/27/26
Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent n...
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to l...
Ocher domesticated stage
  08/27/26
Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I coul...
Fishy hairraiser regret
  08/27/26
don't know :(
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
Sound and Fury
Fishy hairraiser regret
  08/27/26
oh good one
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/27/26
Great thread. These were difficult.
Hilarious House
  08/27/26
3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May...
pale legal warrant
  08/27/26
Mein Kampf?
Ocher domesticated stage
  08/27/26
No.
pale legal warrant
  08/27/26
Dracula
appetizing theater stage patrolman
  08/28/26
Im gay
fighting locus son of senegal
  08/27/26
A Confederacy of Dunces
Underhanded curious electric furnace death wish
  08/27/26
A Promised Land, Barack Obama
bright adventurous church building
  08/27/26
God Emperor of Dune
vibrant menage
  08/28/26
In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.
Pearl mischievous cruise ship main people
  08/28/26
raisin in the sun
Underhanded curious electric furnace death wish
  08/28/26
It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appoi...
Disrespectful crotch
  08/28/26
Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf
Ocher domesticated stage
  08/28/26
https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155
Disrespectful crotch
  08/29/26
I'm cheating a little, but: "We didn’t bother ...
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
  09/16/26
no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i want...
Debunked antisemitic trope
  09/16/26
It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge....
@xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>
  09/21/26


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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

Mr Tench went out to look for his ether cylinder, into the blazing Mexican sun and the bleaching dust.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096867)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

Graham Greene, The Power And The Glory (love this novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097578)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Transparent Histrionic Space

I usually love greene but found that one a bit of a slog

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50099122)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

Mother died today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096870)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated stage

Camuuuuuuuus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096901)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

correcte (The Stranger / L'Étranger)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096907)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: crimson chest-beating water buffalo

op predicted Mamdani would lose btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096871)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 9:05 AM
Author: chocolate office ape

Wtf embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50098941)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096873)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: sienna very tactful box office

portrait of the artist as a young man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096912)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

incorrect, but not outrageously far off

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096916)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: glittery tan shitlib area

Ulysses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096968)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096970)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: glittery tan shitlib area

Are you fr? Wild ass guess based on your response to the other guesser

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096974)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

maybe an educated guess, but correct all the same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096975)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: lime motley crackhouse

i've read ulysses 4-5 times and wrote an undergraduate thesis on it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50099117)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

While still a young man, John Courteney Boot had, as his publisher proclaimed, 'achieved an assured and enviable position in contemporary letters'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096885)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

Evelyn Waugh, Scoop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097581)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

124 was spiteful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096887)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

Toni Morrison, Beloved

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097586)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

At the age of fifteen my grandmother became the concubine of a warlord general, the police chief of a tenuous national government of China.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096897)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: Arousing Yellow Lodge Cuck

is this the swans book?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097517)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:25 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

yes it is actually, that's right you and I have discussed this book on here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097523)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:32 PM
Author: Arousing Yellow Lodge Cuck

i reread it after that conversation and gave up on page 100. entirely linear expository narration of events. twas sincerely boring like an actual history book. i must have been fascinated by the content originally.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097544)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:34 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

The fascination is entirely in the events, not in her writing. Nobody before then (or since then) had narrated the personal experience of living through that era of history in the same way. That's what I thought was gripping when I first read it, long ago now. Probably despite her writing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097550)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

What’s it going to be then, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096900)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: glittery tan shitlib area

A clockwork orange

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096969)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096971)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

September 16, 1991. Today it finally began!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096905)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

William Luther Pierce, The Turner Diaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097588)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated stage

„Als Gregor Samsa eines morgens erwachen hat...”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096911)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

the Betamorphosis

*erwachte, not erwachen hat*

*aus unruhigen Träumen erwachte*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096920)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated stage

Ty herr kommandant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096922)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096925)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096913)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

In specific contexts in which abundant empirical evidence is available, fairly reliable short-term prediction and control of a society's behavior may be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096914)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated stage

Catch-22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096928)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

edit ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096932)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated stage

No I fucked it up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096938)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

Oh hang on yeah, correct answer to wrong question. In this place: ❌

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096944)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated stage

I apologize for being so bad at this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096947)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

lmao you're fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096954)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

Theodore Kaczynski, Industrial Society and Its Future



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097590)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:24 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096923)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated stage

Dickens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096929)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096935)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: sienna very tactful box office

anna karenina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096934)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096936)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096927)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:26 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated stage

The English Patient

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096931)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096937)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Arousing Yellow Lodge Cuck

wtf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097548)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: glittery tan shitlib area

Catch 22

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096972)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096973)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Fishy hairraiser regret

I think this is the only one I caught and because of the name.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097600)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

I was born in the city of Bombay ... once upon a time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096942)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated stage

Orwell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096943)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096946)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:45 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

Salman Rushdie, Midnight's Children

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097592)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096951)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated stage

🧐🤔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096961)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50096963)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:19 PM
Author: Hilarious House



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50098022)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:34 PM
Author: bright adventurous church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50098527)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: lime motley crackhouse

the spaceporn story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50099121)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097505)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated stage

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2#50096913

U can get this one!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097508)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:21 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

I really can't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097510)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated stage

Proust opening line. Du côté de chez Swann.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097511)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

yeah see below, I cheated and googled, have never read this, never any Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097516)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated stage

Triste!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097532)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

I cheated and I would never have got this, I have not read this, in fact I have read nothing by the gentleman in question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097515)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:27 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated stage

It's only 4000 pages of him recollecting his entire life after biting into a madeleine dipped in tea. Nothing major.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097530)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:28 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

see I just don't think life is long enough to read Proust

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097534)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:29 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated stage

Thots on Les Liaisons dangereuses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097537)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

the sight of a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent breasts will stay with me forever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097541)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:36 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated stage

No idea what you're talking about. It's an 18th century novel dude lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097556)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:37 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dangerous_Liaisons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097559)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:38 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

https://www.aznude.com/mrskin/umathurman/dangerousliaisons/dangerousliaisons-thurman-hd-02-hd.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097564)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:40 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated stage

«J'ai vu les moeurs de mon temps et j'ai publié ces letters.»

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097569)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

I've only seen the film but apparently it is very faithful to the 1985 play which was based faithfully on the 1700-whatever novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097573)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:43 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated stage

It's an incredible book. I've never seen the movie but it looks like shite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097584)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

Does the book have a naked 17-yo Uma Thurman's magnificent naked breasts? Does it? No, it doesn't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097598)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated stage

You can't get distracted by communist titties. You have to lock yourself in the garage and write the next great novel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097624)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Fishy hairraiser regret

Through the fence, between the curling flower spaces, I could see them hitting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097545)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

don't know :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097595)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:46 PM
Author: Fishy hairraiser regret

Sound and Fury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097596)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

oh good one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50097599)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: Hilarious House

Great thread. These were difficult.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50098024)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:31 PM
Author: pale legal warrant

3 May. Bistritz.—Left Munich at 8:35 P. M., on 1st May, arriving at Vienna early next morning; should have arrived at 6:46, but train was an hour late.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50098240)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:53 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated stage

Mein Kampf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50098285)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: pale legal warrant

No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50098350)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: appetizing theater stage patrolman

Dracula

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50099113)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: fighting locus son of senegal

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50098300)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Underhanded curious electric furnace death wish

A Confederacy of Dunces

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50098333)



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Date: August 27th, 2026 10:35 PM
Author: bright adventurous church building

A Promised Land, Barack Obama

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50098528)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 8:58 AM
Author: vibrant menage

God Emperor of Dune

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50098931)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Pearl mischievous cruise ship main people

In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50099243)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Underhanded curious electric furnace death wish

raisin in the sun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50100039)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Disrespectful crotch

It has turned out fortunate for me to-day that destiny appointed Braunau-on-the-Inn to be my birthplace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50100064)



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Date: August 28th, 2026 6:57 PM
Author: Ocher domesticated stage

Ok this definitely has to be Mein Kampf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50100077)



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Date: August 29th, 2026 7:40 AM
Author: Disrespectful crotch

https://youtu.be/pCplRJoOVYw?t=155

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50101306)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


I'm cheating a little, but:

"We didn’t bother going to the football game. It’s the last game, but we’re all in our own worlds tonight and didn’t want any distractions. And I’ve avoided public places since I beat up that minister."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50138361)



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Date: September 16th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: Debunked antisemitic trope

no idea what this was but i googled it and AI thought i wanted to kill myself.

"That sounds like a heavy weight to carry, and it makes total sense that you’d want to skip the game and stay in your own space tonight. When you're dealing with the aftermath of something that intense, being in a big crowd is probably the last thing you need. It sounds like you and your friends are all processing a lot right now."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50138369)



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Date: September 21st, 2026 4:23 PM
Author: @xxxx[{::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::>


It's from a gritty 90s YA called "Wrestling Sturbridge." I remembered the passage because of the throwaway line about beating up the minister because there's no way not to lol at it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5897864&forum_id=2...#50147796)