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Adult Doug Funny, sighing on the way to work, looking at photos of Patty on FB

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comical principal's office brethren
  05/22/17
holy fuck
motley burgundy chad multi-billionaire
  05/22/17
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Coiffed locale sound barrier
  05/22/17
switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup be...
Medicated pit new version
  05/22/17
Happy Monday!
comical principal's office brethren
  05/22/17
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motley burgundy chad multi-billionaire
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Sexy meetinghouse
  05/22/17
jfc
180 market
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Translucent Thriller People Who Are Hurt
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Magical curious keepsake machete
  05/22/17
greened.com, actually
Aphrodisiac lime range nowag
  01/16/18
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Ocher stag film doctorate
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sickened plaza volcanic crater
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appetizing shaky trailer park
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Silver Startling Hall
  04/16/18
Jfc
at-the-ready messiness becky
  09/15/18
*switches to Chaturbate* https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Transparent field legend
  09/15/18
Bump for Cole Haan
Transparent field legend
  10/13/18
COLE HAAN
Transparent field legend
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Mahogany Hairraiser Voyeur
  01/24/20
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180 market
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Transparent field legend
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charismatic theater
  04/02/23
roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic
Slate Whorehouse Karate
  05/22/17
Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger (&...
comical principal's office brethren
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motley burgundy chad multi-billionaire
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Sexy meetinghouse
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Bossy pisswyrm
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Racy native tank
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azure exhilarant mexican
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adventurous thirsty national digit ratio
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nofapping glittery temple
  01/16/18
Patty Klotz
dead spectacular sweet tailpipe
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demanding corn cake state
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3 AM: https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb4...
Transparent field legend
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slimy razzle laser beams
  01/24/20
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diverse weed whacker
  04/02/23
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  05/04/26
Doug is not a meme.
Onyx Angry Feces Ticket Booth
  05/22/17
these motherfuckers have no respect.
nofapping glittery temple
  01/16/18
MODS! Our childhood shows should be sacred!
nofapping glittery temple
  05/22/17
http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise
Stubborn school ape
  05/22/17
90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.
mint contagious stead
  05/27/17
Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years a...
Talented Umber Shrine Son Of Senegal
  05/22/17
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comical principal's office brethren
  05/22/17
Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie&qu...
Talented Umber Shrine Son Of Senegal
  05/22/17
Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a ...
Chocolate excitant immigrant sneaky criminal
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carmine potus jew
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Hot offensive location
  01/11/18
Skeeter is my boyfriend: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Transparent field legend
  09/15/18
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carmine potus jew
  01/24/20
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cordovan disgusting milk set
  05/22/17
jfc this thread is toxic
Fishy Chapel
  05/22/17
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  05/04/26
*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on ...
Heady orange hell
  05/22/17
FUCK YOU
Chocolate excitant immigrant sneaky criminal
  05/22/17
Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absol...
Cyan histrionic tanning salon macaca
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Hot offensive location
  01/11/18
Very extensive: https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c...
Transparent field legend
  09/15/18
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nofapping glittery temple
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demanding corn cake state
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*notices this spectacle: https://holly.paheal.net/_images...
Transparent field legend
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Milky sick resort jewess
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Violet area
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Stubborn school ape
  05/22/17
Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about hi...
Mahogany Hairraiser Voyeur
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mint contagious stead
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frozen orchestra pit
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Beady-eyed citrine lodge
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Sexy meetinghouse
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Shivering Goal In Life
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Slate Whorehouse Karate
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at-the-ready messiness becky
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180 market
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Translucent Thriller People Who Are Hurt
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Stubborn school ape
  05/27/17
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laughsome legal warrant
  01/11/18
Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in conc...
Hot offensive location
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fragrant casino stock car
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"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as...
comical principal's office brethren
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nofapping glittery temple
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Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's &...
Deep Piazza Haunted Graveyard
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dead spectacular sweet tailpipe
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comical principal's office brethren
  04/16/18
Jesus christ
Emerald ceo regret
  09/15/18
phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her ...
Mahogany Hairraiser Voyeur
  09/15/18
Dugg, https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67...
Transparent field legend
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demanding corn cake state
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ebony yarmulke
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magenta frum address deer antler
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Arousing carnelian dragon brunch
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Self-absorbed forum cuckold
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Mahogany Hairraiser Voyeur
  09/15/18
AHN! https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc4...
Transparent field legend
  09/15/18
Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers variou...
electric rough-skinned church hunting ground
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sickened plaza volcanic crater
  01/25/20
Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic https://www.re...
irradiated theatre tattoo
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https://holly.paheal.net/_images/cfe482ebd1572473d25b939a47b...
Transparent field legend
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comical principal's office brethren
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comical principal's office brethren
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Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent...
Richard Ames
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I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessivel...
Fucking Fuckface
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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: comical principal's office brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365265)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: motley burgundy chad multi-billionaire

holy fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365268)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:52 AM
Author: Coiffed locale sound barrier



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: Medicated pit new version

switches to blacked.com tab and beats off into a spit cup before putting on his beat up Cole Haas shitshoes to ehad to subway. Gets stabbed by homeless cryptobillionaire and makes it to page 5 of the local news as a blurb on crim eblotter. Doug ffunny dead to death lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365270)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: comical principal's office brethren

Happy Monday!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365273)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:53 AM
Author: motley burgundy chad multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365274)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:03 AM
Author: Sexy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365299)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: 180 market

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365323)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:21 AM
Author: Translucent Thriller People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365575)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:12 PM
Author: Magical curious keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33370910)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac lime range nowag

greened.com, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167949)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:20 AM
Author: Ocher stag film doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813367)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:43 PM
Author: sickened plaza volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486377)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: appetizing shaky trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486388)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:39 AM
Author: Silver Startling Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35849830)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:29 AM
Author: at-the-ready messiness becky

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813398)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:56 PM
Author: Transparent field legend

*switches to Chaturbate*

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/b3be5cfd17ae78268ae30da010de373a/1426775%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20blargsnarf.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814334)



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Date: October 13th, 2018 4:46 PM
Author: Transparent field legend

Bump for Cole Haan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#37015515)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 12:50 AM
Author: Transparent field legend

COLE HAAN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#37818369)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:37 PM
Author: Mahogany Hairraiser Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39483750)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: 180 market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486382)



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Date: July 4th, 2021 6:30 PM
Author: Transparent field legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#42732129)



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:26 PM
Author: charismatic theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#46134009)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:00 AM
Author: Slate Whorehouse Karate

roger chadding it up with patty in every other fb pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365288)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: comical principal's office brethren

Patty "checking in" to a bar at 1 AM with Roger ("feeling excited!"). Doug fast asleep; tomorrow is a big day at the office! 3rd quarter spreadsheets are due!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365302)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:04 AM
Author: motley burgundy chad multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365304)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:06 AM
Author: Sexy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365306)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Bossy pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365635)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Racy native tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365749)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: azure exhilarant mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33366197)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: adventurous thirsty national digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33366214)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:06 PM
Author: nofapping glittery temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167876)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:09 PM
Author: dead spectacular sweet tailpipe

Patty Klotz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167903)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:18 PM
Author: demanding corn cake state



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:02 PM
Author: Transparent field legend

3 AM:

https://tulip.paheal.net/_images/4de89bf45deefffbb44eb48843df6d4f/2796576%20-%20Doug_%28series%29%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Roger_Klotz%20crute.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814368)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:49 PM
Author: slimy razzle laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39483801)



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Date: April 2nd, 2023 9:23 PM
Author: diverse weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#46133998)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:06 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864364)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:01 AM
Author: Onyx Angry Feces Ticket Booth

Doug is not a meme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365291)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: nofapping glittery temple

these motherfuckers have no respect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167880)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:17 AM
Author: nofapping glittery temple

MODS!

Our childhood shows should be sacred!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365563)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Stubborn school ape

http://doug.wikia.com/wiki/Chad_Mayonnaise

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365566)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: mint contagious stead

90s cartoons loved wheelchairs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33407634)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: Talented Umber Shrine Son Of Senegal

Thinking fondly on his times with skeeter who died 2 years ago from a heroine overdose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365568)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: comical principal's office brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365580)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:20 AM
Author: Talented Umber Shrine Son Of Senegal

Also, is the fact that it's actually spelled "Funnie" a Berenst[e/a]in bears sim glitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365573)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: Chocolate excitant immigrant sneaky criminal

Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentino AAing his way into a cush F500 VP role, and then plowing his trophy wife Bebe in the back of a limo on the way to an intimate The Beets reunion concert unplugged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365579)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 9:18 PM
Author: carmine potus jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33371009)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Hot offensive location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133440)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:01 PM
Author: Transparent field legend

Skeeter is my boyfriend:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/6877d33f0a3fd488e100e90e0b027b82/257%20-%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Porkchop%20Quailman%20Skeeter.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814365)



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Date: January 24th, 2020 5:46 PM
Author: carmine potus jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39483783)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:25 AM
Author: cordovan disgusting milk set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365590)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 10:53 AM
Author: Fishy Chapel

jfc this thread is toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365732)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864365)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Heady orange hell

*Doug quietly walks past a small cross in the front yard on his way to the car. It reads: Porkchop 1987-1996.*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365813)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Chocolate excitant immigrant sneaky criminal

FUCK YOU

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33365832)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:10 PM
Author: Cyan histrionic tanning salon macaca

Mr. Dink now suffering from advanced Alzheimers, i.e., absolutely no change from his behavior as exhibited on the show.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33366240)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:18 PM
Author: Hot offensive location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133441)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:59 PM
Author: Transparent field legend

Very extensive:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/7cb9f71c3f0675bf67d8b7ecc424194b/2051797%20-%20Bud_Dink%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814347)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:07 PM
Author: nofapping glittery temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167885)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: demanding corn cake state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167951)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 1:58 PM
Author: Transparent field legend

*notices this spectacle:

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/5514269452a6ed3f5c271f58489ab60f/2258599%20-%20Beebe_Bluff%20Doug%20JoseMalvado%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20edit.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814344)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:07 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864366)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: Milky sick resort jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33366205)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Violet area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33366216)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:32 PM
Author: Stubborn school ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33370332)



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Date: May 22nd, 2017 8:42 PM
Author: Mahogany Hairraiser Voyeur

Doug, alone in his studio apt, drawing a comic book about his alter ego "MBA-Man"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33370493)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:21 AM
Author: mint contagious stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33407638)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 9:24 AM
Author: frozen orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33407650)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:00 PM
Author: Beady-eyed citrine lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133342)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:05 PM
Author: Sexy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133363)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:40 AM
Author: Shivering Goal In Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35849926)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 8:44 AM
Author: Slate Whorehouse Karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35849933)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: at-the-ready messiness becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813397)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: 180 market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486385)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 4:23 PM
Author: Translucent Thriller People Who Are Hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486565)



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Date: May 27th, 2017 8:57 AM
Author: Stubborn school ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#33407579)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 2:57 PM
Author: laughsome legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133325)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Hot offensive location

Doug looks forward all week to seeing the Beets live in concert. He even dusts off his old Killer Tofu t-shirt to wear to the show. It doesn’t really fit him anymore, but he remembers going to the Beets show with Patty so many years ago when he bought the shirt and still loves it.

On the way to the show he finds out that the lead singer of the Beets was just #metoo’d, and that the tour has been cancelled. To make the night even worse, he gets angrily screeched at by an SJW who sees his shirt while on the way home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133418)



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Date: January 11th, 2018 3:20 PM
Author: fragrant casino stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35133449)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 10:15 AM
Author: comical principal's office brethren

"Well, it's only 8 PM and my plans are ruined. Might as well go to the office and bill a few hours."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167109)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:08 PM
Author: nofapping glittery temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167890)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:08 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864368)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:00 PM
Author: Deep Piazza Haunted Graveyard

Putting on a fake smile, Doug arrives at his sister Judy's "feminist reclaimed sculpture" gallery opening downtown. Doug pretends to appreciate the "reclaimed sculptures," which are objects taken from the garbarge and plastered with SJW propanganda. Judy, who made a total HHI of $27,402 together with her partner Lori last year, lives in a $3600 per month brownstone largely paid for by Phil and Theda Funnie. Judy asks Doug how his "bourgeois capitalist job is going," leading Doug to ponder if he can bill enough to collect a bonus this quarter, in order to prepay a portion of his own $3100 per month suburban mortgage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167831)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:12 PM
Author: dead spectacular sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167921)



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Date: April 16th, 2018 7:28 AM
Author: comical principal's office brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35849806)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:10 AM
Author: Emerald ceo regret

Jesus christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813348)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 12:50 PM
Author: Mahogany Hairraiser Voyeur

phil, of course, shares a special affinity for judy and her lifestyle: 5 years ago, he 'discovered' his true sexuality and amicably divorced to start a life with his boyfriend, lamar bone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814033)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 2:00 PM
Author: Transparent field legend

Dugg,

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/e2f8f27b1e778b8f67917c47067713c9/775099%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Judy_Funnie%20Patti_Mayonnaise.png

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/98a8019cced6f9f6fceaeee6ba3a2ce3/775098%20-%20D%21%20Doug%20Doug_Funnie%20Judy_Funnie.png



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36814356)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:15 PM
Author: demanding corn cake state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167950)



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Date: January 16th, 2018 12:16 PM
Author: ebony yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#35167960)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:05 AM
Author: magenta frum address deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813329)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:28 AM
Author: Arousing carnelian dragon brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813395)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 10:55 AM
Author: Self-absorbed forum cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813481)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 11:24 AM
Author: Mahogany Hairraiser Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36813600)



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Date: September 15th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: Transparent field legend

AHN!

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/110491a14fadfab0fc454cf7f46cecef/2718419%20-%20Doug%20Patti_Mayonnaise%20Porkchop%20crute.png

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#36816132)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 1:00 AM
Author: electric rough-skinned church hunting ground

Doug spends the weekend sending comic book publishers various samples of his work. Among the few replies he gets back inform him that the publishers are not accepting work from white males at this time so as to give an opportunity to historically marginalized voices. He sighs and puts his comics away in a box.

Despite telling himself, "I'm not going to drink tonight," he opens up the Jack Daniel's and is soon four drinks in. During his fifth he actually feels something--a little bit of happiness--and he pulls up a Beets video on Youtube, cranks it up, and says to no one, "Now this was REAL music."

By the sixth drink, the feeling is fading quickly. The game is up.

He starts typing out an email to Mr. Dink, apologizing for not reaching out in so long.

In the morning, head throbbing, anxiety peaking, interest in life gone, he checks his computer's internet history from last night and is shocked to see he was online for hours after that sixth drink, reaching out to people on social media, watching youtube videos, sending emails--of which the only reply so far is a bounced-back email from Mr. Dink's address. Oh, that's right, he remembers. Mr. Dink died of lymphoma, in agony, in a hospice all alone, five years ago.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#37818391)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:44 PM
Author: sickened plaza volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486384)



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Date: February 21st, 2019 11:39 AM
Author: irradiated theatre tattoo

Not Doug Funnie, but how is this for toxic

https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2fw96g/street_art_in_se_portland/

trigger warning: extreme toxicity - try not to /self

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#37819855)



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Date: January 25th, 2020 3:57 PM
Author: Transparent field legend

https://holly.paheal.net/_images/cfe482ebd1572473d25b939a47b07c3d/2380192%20-%20Calvin%20Calvin%27s_Dad%20Calvin%27s_Mom%20Calvin_and_Hobbes%20Hobbes.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#39486452)



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Date: July 1st, 2022 8:35 AM
Author: comical principal's office brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#44777664)



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Date: January 9th, 2023 8:43 AM
Author: comical principal's office brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#45762865)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: '"'"'"''"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864093)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Richard Ames

Doug checks his credit card statement and sees that he spent $100 last month on Patty's OnlyFans. But that DP video of her with Roger and Skeeter was totally worth it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864299)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:31 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864416)



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Date: May 4th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Fucking Fuckface

I don't know if this is more or less sad than him obsessively researching shooting form so he can take Roger out at his shift as a cashier at a big box retailer (spoiler: the adrenaline dump makes him forget about the safety, and he gets tackled by a good samaritan while Roger says shit to the crowd that makes clear Doug is someone he doesn't even remember)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3622422&forum_id=2...#49864497)