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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: massive lettuce market



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone Brunch

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: massive lettuce market

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
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Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: gay aromatic ticket booth international law enforcement agency

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: massive lettuce market

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: massive lettuce market

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: spectacular stage

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Dark trip friendly grandma skinny woman

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Passionate center

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: massive lettuce market

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: massive lettuce market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: massive lettuce market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: massive lettuce market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: massive lettuce market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: supple bull headed striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: massive lettuce market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Electric poppy theatre

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: massive lettuce market

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Electric poppy theatre

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: massive lettuce market

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Electric poppy theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: massive lettuce market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: massive lettuce market

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Electric poppy theatre

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: massive lettuce market

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: massive lettuce market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: massive lettuce market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Carnelian patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: massive lettuce market

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: massive lettuce market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: massive lettuce market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: massive lettuce market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: massive lettuce market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: massive lettuce market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: massive lettuce market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: massive lettuce market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: charismatic flatulent feces nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: massive lettuce market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: wonderful insane halford dopamine

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: massive lettuce market

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: wonderful insane halford dopamine

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: massive lettuce market

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: wonderful insane halford dopamine

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: massive lettuce market

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Cobalt contagious party of the first part stag film

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: massive lettuce market

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: massive lettuce market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: massive lettuce market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: massive lettuce market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: massive lettuce market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: Fidele in Bruges circa 2003



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2...#49776406)