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Houston attorney being sought on BEASTIALITY charges

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation. http...
Bateful milk
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superior anglo culture
claret hairraiser mexican gunner
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a white nationalist might argue that the positive white ster...
claret hairraiser mexican gunner
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dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.
claret hairraiser mexican gunner
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white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized ...
claret hairraiser mexican gunner
  05/24/26
Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization y...
claret hairraiser mexican gunner
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Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization? D...
claret hairraiser mexican gunner
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tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs e...
claret hairraiser mexican gunner
  06/10/26
the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and ther...
claret hairraiser mexican gunner
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Denise Frazier https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-1...
claret hairraiser mexican gunner
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yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker
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Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about
Bateful milk
  05/22/26
In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his ...
Bateful milk
  05/22/26
"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain a...
thirsty deranged lodge
  05/22/26
Shipley the dog tp
Bateful milk
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Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/205...
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Doobsian light twinkling uncleanness
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His moniker?
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Colt
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Disco Fries
coiffed center
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“She then left him and took the dog with her”
Idiotic white parlor
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Really puts the B in LGBTQ+
supple misunderstood indirect expression alpha
  05/22/26
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silver soggy institution
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But she was old enough in dog years!
supple misunderstood indirect expression alpha
  05/22/26
So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?
Doobsian light twinkling uncleanness
  05/22/26
I thought this was America
supple misunderstood indirect expression alpha
  05/22/26
it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an inte...
180 hospital dragon
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(Guy who thinks about these things)
Bateful milk
  05/22/26
Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a bea...
Glittery Azn
  05/22/26
man's BEST friend
Glassy Voyeur
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SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE DOG PILL DENIED
blathering copper dilemma
  05/22/26
Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedeta...
Bateful milk
  05/22/26
all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of pri...
coiffed center
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what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in ...
chest-beating awkward rehab gay wizard
  05/22/26
It’s in the second best neighborhood.
Bateful milk
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why does every room look so fucking tiny
blathering copper dilemma
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Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.
Idiotic white parlor
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Disco Fries, do NOT click the link
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Bateful milk
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Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.
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Bateful milk
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Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon
Bateful milk
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jfc no taste. what's even the point.
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That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set o...
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mods
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There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client w...
thriller temple karate
  05/22/26
Where was he allowed to marry his dog?
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Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian o...
thriller temple karate
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Amazing 🐶
brilliant hilarious home
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This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology o...
Boyish Salmon Ladyboy Place Of Business
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Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this....
thriller temple karate
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One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.
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But wouldn’t have guessed man.
Bateful milk
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lol
thirsty deranged lodge
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Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.
Pale contagious crotch den
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wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party
Vibrant fuchsia school
  05/22/26
Apparently he was banging hookers too
Bateful milk
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fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up thos...
Vibrant fuchsia school
  05/22/26
Link?
Bateful milk
  05/23/26
i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's...
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Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz
self-absorbed cuck
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https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46
Bateful milk
  05/23/26
Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/sta...
Bateful milk
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LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was...
Bateful milk
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what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charg...
plum parlour deer antler
  08/19/26
His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthon...
Bateful milk
  05/24/26
That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED. There’...
spectacular zombie-like address round eye
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They have a pretty sick IG
Bateful milk
  05/24/26
if they have him on video what does the defense even argue h...
Vibrant fuchsia school
  05/24/26
Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.
wild slate jap blood rage
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Killself seems appropriate
Transparent yapping jew
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The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an ho...
Maroon Hall Faggot Firefighter
  06/17/26
Shipley was asking for it.
Bateful milk
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AI
coiffed center
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"Could've been a Korean boy..."
Doobsian light twinkling uncleanness
  05/24/26
The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a...
Low-t Shitlib
  05/25/26
what's the actual crime he's accused of?
plum parlour deer antler
  08/19/26
He screwed the pooch
know-it-all yellow chad
  08/12/26
Took three months, but thank you for your contribution
Bateful milk
  08/14/26
Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?
thriller temple karate
  08/14/26
beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyon...
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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Bateful milk

After he accidentally produced videos in litigation.

https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2057778672266817750?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894322)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner

superior anglo culture

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899141)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner

a white nationalist might argue that the positive white stereotypes are true and the negative ones (which are what you're referring to) are false. If you're so determined to go around telling everyone that the negative stereotypes are true, then you have to actually provide evidence for them, otherwise we can assume you're just another resentful third-worlder

Date: October 29th, 2025 11:02 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4307783&forum_id=2#49386554



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899144)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:29 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner

dogfucking isnt a cumskin thing bro. dont stereotype them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899153)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:31 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner

white people are the most benevolent, humane, and civilized of all the world's peoples, 1000x over.

whatever sins whites have committed, these are nothing next to the barbarisms of other races.

without the influence of whites, humanity would (will) exist in an animal state.

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4042432&forum_id=2#36554919

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899164)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner

Wow yeah this one case totally refutes that generalization you gigantic idiot

Date: October 8th, 2025 1:32 AM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5784144&forum_id=2#49333634

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899176)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 11:03 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner

Oh, so one counterexample does refute a generalization?

Date: June 10th, 2026 8:22 PM

Author: Pumonymous

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1903735&forum_id=2#49929163

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899283)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner

tons of chinks, niggers, and spics get caught fucking dogs every day bro. its not a cumskin thing. DONT STEREOTYPE CUMSKINS!!!!1111

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49929205)



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Date: June 10th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner

the "West" doesn't exist. there's America and there's the third world.

Date: March 11th, 2026 10:29 AM

Author: dino bravo

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5844333&forum_id=2#49734282

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49929657)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:31 AM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner

Denise Frazier

https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-11948195/Moment-Mississippi-woman-19-arrested-video-showing-having-intercourse-DOG.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49963539)



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Date: August 5th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner

yeah that is DEFINITELY an asian female dogfucker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50048514)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 12:02 AM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50048557)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50050290)



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Date: August 6th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50050522)



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Date: August 10th, 2026 8:59 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50059489)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:05 AM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50062669)



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Date: August 13th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50066358)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:01 AM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50077489)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:06 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50090421)



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Date: August 24th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50090580)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50114162)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: amethyst hominid

Superior gooK culture DURR DURR

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/south-korea-grant-legal-status-animals-tackle-abuse-n1277129

South Korea to grant legal status to animals to tackle abuse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50114173)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: amethyst hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50114174)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: amethyst hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50114175)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: amethyst hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50114176)



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Date: September 3rd, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: amethyst hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50114177)



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Date: September 7th, 2026 7:08 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50121351)



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Date: September 15th, 2026 6:10 PM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50136959)



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Date: September 18th, 2026 1:17 AM
Author: nyuug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50141651)



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Date: June 26th, 2026 12:38 AM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49963546)



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Date: July 1st, 2026 1:12 AM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49972832)



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Date: June 14th, 2026 4:42 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49938223)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49945345)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 6:28 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49953839)



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Date: June 21st, 2026 9:09 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49954304)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49904544)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 10:56 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49904624)



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Date: May 28th, 2026 4:51 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49905354)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 8:40 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49913982)



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Date: June 3rd, 2026 11:42 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49914244)



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Date: June 4th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49916225)



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Date: June 7th, 2026 11:49 PM
Author: claret hairraiser mexican gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49921504)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:14 PM
Author: Bateful milk

Website: https://www.swainlawtexas.com/about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894325)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: Bateful milk

In case you are wondering, yes, you will find photos of his teen daughters at the link.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894888)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: thirsty deranged lodge

"Authorities say she positively identified both Swain and the dog in the video."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894331)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Bateful milk

Shipley the dog tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894339)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Bateful milk

Clients not thrilled: https://x.com/captainelcapo/status/2057866318011928948?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894341)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Doobsian light twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894393)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Mahogany main people lay

His moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894372)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Bateful milk

Colt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894376)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: supple misunderstood indirect expression alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894382)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Coffee Pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894534)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: blathering copper dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894592)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: milky wonderful police squad travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894952)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:22 PM
Author: coiffed center

Disco Fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894902)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: Idiotic white parlor

“She then left him and took the dog with her”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894384)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:39 PM
Author: supple misunderstood indirect expression alpha

Really puts the B in LGBTQ+

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894386)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:21 PM
Author: silver soggy institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896189)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: supple misunderstood indirect expression alpha

But she was old enough in dog years!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894390)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:43 PM
Author: Doobsian light twinkling uncleanness

So a dog licking your cock is illegal now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894392)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 1:48 PM
Author: supple misunderstood indirect expression alpha

I thought this was America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894400)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:34 PM
Author: 180 hospital dragon

it's usually spelled "bestiality" which is an interesting etymological question; why drop the "a" ?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894548)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Bateful milk

(Guy who thinks about these things)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894737)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Glittery Azn

Cums from the Latin bestialis ("of or relating to a beast")

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894764)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Glassy Voyeur

man's BEST friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895248)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 3:56 PM
Author: blathering copper dilemma

SO WHEN WOMEN DO IT ITS FINE

DOG PILL DENIED

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894593)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Bateful milk

Oh shit, this dude was balling: https://www.har.com/homedetail/11723-providence-park-houston-tx-77024/8806610

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894892)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: coiffed center

all that space, wife still doesn't allow a dude a bit of privacy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894904)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:26 PM
Author: chest-beating awkward rehab gay wizard

what a snoozefest. i'm not a texasmo, but 2.6 for that, in houston?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894918)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:39 PM
Author: Bateful milk

It’s in the second best neighborhood.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894951)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: blathering copper dilemma

why does every room look so fucking tiny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894961)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: Idiotic white parlor

Cpap in bedroom photo. Confirmed poaster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894967)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:55 PM
Author: thirsty deranged lodge

Disco Fries, do NOT click the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894981)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:23 PM
Author: Bateful milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895055)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:28 AM
Author: Pale contagious crotch den

Yeah, and he had a really big house, too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896118)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Bateful milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896763)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Bateful milk

Guessing it’s going to be on the market soon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896765)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Stimulating Magenta Principal's Office

jfc no taste. what's even the point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896807)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: Doobsian light twinkling uncleanness

That's awful. Range top on the kitchen island. TV just set on a credenza. Bitch ass buck hanging in the office. Bed facing the wardrobe and can lights in the master and bath. Tiny pink porch with a tiny back yard. What a fucking disaster no wonder this dude was doing what he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899251)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: mustard lascivious theatre boltzmann

mods

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894900)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: thriller temple karate

There's a lot of this going around. My friend had a client who married his dog. After the client died the dog vanished, presumably hijacked by a fellow cynophilist. The great part is that nobody knew any of this until the female probate paralegal went to the home of the deceased to start inventorying the estate. There were pictures. To quote my friend,referring to the deceased's former doggie spouse, "She turned out to be a real bitch."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894936)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: brilliant hilarious home

Where was he allowed to marry his dog?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895068)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:23 AM
Author: thriller temple karate

Wasn't an official wedding. It was some kind of zoophilian organization that married people to animals and made out marriage certificates. Paralegal found the marriage certificate and the wedding photos. Forgot to ask about what the cake was made of. Tempted to make a woofer comment, but I'm no prize myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895725)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:30 AM
Author: brilliant hilarious home

Amazing 🐶

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895736)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Boyish Salmon Ladyboy Place Of Business

This isn't a joke? What do you think was in the psychology of the guys who do this - any common patterns in dog fuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895073)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:26 AM
Author: thriller temple karate

Not a joke. I have no idea why anyone would want to do this. It must be a deeply rooted and not terribly uncommon human perversion, or variation if you prefer. There are bestiality porn sites and, as I discovered, associations of people with these inclinations. Lately we have furries, too. We need an abnormal psychologist to weigh in. Psychologists are all abnormal, but you get my drift.

Wikipedia opines, in part:

In many, if not most, jurisdictions, there is no legal precedent for marrying another animal, however; several individuals claim to have done so.

In 1992, an American man named Mark Matthews married his horse. He wrote a memoir describing the concealment of his zoophilia from his Methodist family.[9][10][11][12]

In 2005, an American man ordained with the Universal Life Church married humans and their pets.[13]

A British woman who married her dog created the website MarryYourPet.com, after she became ordained to marry humans with their pets, and has performed about 100 ceremonies.[13][14]

In 2005, another British woman reportedly married a dolphin.[15]

The Sudanese goat marriage incident made headlines in 2006, when a man was forced to marry a goat after being caught in a sexual interaction with it.[16]

Other reports of marriage include animals such as dogs, cats, frogs, and a dolphin.[17][18][19][20][21]

Other incidents of human animal relations took place in 2010, when 18-year-old Balinese man Ngurah Alit was found having sexual intercourse with a cow, who he claimed flirted with him.[22] As part of a Pecaruan ritual, the man was forced to marry the animal.[22] The ceremony was thought to cleanse the village of the immoral act of bestiality.[22] The cow was drowned in the ocean, while Alit's clothes were symbolically submerged in the sea as well.[22]

In 2013, a Brazilian man reportedly married a goat in a Satanic church after his plan was rejected by his evangelical church.[23]

In 2014, internet hoaxer Paul Horner staged a ceremony where he married his pet dog at the Chapel of Our Lady at the Presidio in San Francisco.[24] Many news outlets reported the incident as reality.[25][26]

See also



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895730)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:34 PM
Author: Abnormal Misanthropic Property Volcanic Crater

One of those rare things where you KNOW the perp is white.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894939)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Bateful milk

But wouldn’t have guessed man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894955)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: thirsty deranged lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49894985)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 11:30 AM
Author: Pale contagious crotch den

Well, yeah, the dog was in the bedroom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896120)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: Vibrant fuchsia school

wife MAF because she caught the dog with an outside party

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895002)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:29 PM
Author: Bateful milk

Apparently he was banging hookers too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895066)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: Vibrant fuchsia school

fruit of the poisonous tree, she had no right to put up those cameras. the tape is out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895275)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 6:11 AM
Author: Bateful milk

Link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895899)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 12:14 PM
Author: Vibrant fuchsia school

i'm just doing a classic law & order impersonation, it's probably not germane to the case at hand and this guy is really going to go to prison for animal cruelty in TEXAS for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896172)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 7:30 PM
Author: self-absorbed cuck

Shrimp PoBoy leaking jizz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49895070)



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Date: May 23rd, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Bateful milk

https://x.com/bigangrylaw/status/2058084920803594310?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49896073)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:05 PM
Author: Bateful milk

Watch out, he's out on bail: https://x.com/theshellbelle/status/2058569279746834937?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49898723)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:06 PM
Author: Bateful milk

LMAO, the PETA people are considering protesting that he was granted bond.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49898727)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: plum parlour deer antler

what's the actual statutory language of the crime he's charged with?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50077499)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: Bateful milk

His lawyer: https://www.cogdell-law.com/attorney/osso-anthony/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49898732)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: spectacular zombie-like address round eye

That’s who you hire when you are FUCKED.

There’s another Houston lawyer who hired the same team for his upcoming trial (and that one has a missing body).

Another Houston lawyer hired these guys a couple years ago after he got caught poisoning his wife in a botched attempted abortion. He’s celebrating Memorial Day in the dormitory of century old prison farm down on the bayou.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899140)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Bateful milk

They have a pretty sick IG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899183)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Vibrant fuchsia school

if they have him on video what does the defense even argue here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49898996)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 8:00 PM
Author: wild slate jap blood rage

Try to negotiate a favorable plea based on no prior record.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899008)



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Date: May 27th, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: Transparent yapping jew

Killself seems appropriate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49904576)



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Date: June 17th, 2026 9:20 PM
Author: Maroon Hall Faggot Firefighter

The rare situation where the wife has a duty to commit an honor killing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49945378)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:22 PM
Author: Bateful milk

Shipley was asking for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899136)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 9:40 PM
Author: coiffed center

AI

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899187)



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Date: May 24th, 2026 10:31 PM
Author: Doobsian light twinkling uncleanness

"Could've been a Korean boy..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899254)



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Date: May 25th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: Low-t Shitlib

The dog consented. Hire an expert in dog psychology. Maybe a dog hypnotist. I don’t want to spend too much time thinking about this unless I’m getting paid.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#49899877)



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Date: August 19th, 2026 2:08 AM
Author: plum parlour deer antler

what's the actual crime he's accused of?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50077502)



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Date: August 12th, 2026 12:16 AM
Author: know-it-all yellow chad

He screwed the pooch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50062678)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Bateful milk

Took three months, but thank you for your contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50068063)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: thriller temple karate

Is it true the wife punished the dog for cheating on her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50068089)



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Date: August 14th, 2026 2:59 PM
Author: offensive electric stead

beastiality doesnt seem like a crime if it doesnt hurt anyone and nobody knows about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868129&forum_id=2...#50068093)